Eaten ALIVE By Candiru Asu | HORROR STORY | River Monsters

[@petyrbaelish1718]

So if the caiman, anacondas, piranha's, electric eels and snakefish don't get you... the Candiru will. Welcome... to the Amazon.

[@aswinkrishna5042]

They should make an advert

[@justicewarrior9187]

If you think Australia is scary.. Don't even think about Amazon

[@petyrbaelish1718]

@@justicewarrior9187 And if you think the Amazon is scary, don't even think about the Congo, where there are lions, hyenas, cheetahs, wild dogs, elephants, bull sharks, hippos, rhinos, crocodiles, cobras, adders, black mambas, pythons, scorpions, baboon eating spiders and worst of all... MOSQUITOS. The mosquitos will probably get to you before anything else. And if not with Malaria, then Dengue fever, or some other kind of blood-borne virus, which kills millions each year. You'll probably contract Ebola or something nasty. The Congo is literally parasite city. Plus you'll get hunted by African bushpeople/tribesman who may, or may not be, cannibals. Personally, I'd opt for the Amazon over the Congo to be honest. Just saying...

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@petyrbaelish1718 Ohhh really? I prefer Congo all the way!! At least you can see in the distance the treat! In Amazon it's hidden and could be right in front , underneath or up of you!! Pumas, jaguars, gators, cobras, tarantulas, giant centipedes, deadly mosquito diseases, anacondas, hunting tribes etc!!

[@AnglerSpeaks]

agreed

[@neskaberry5449]

imagine waking up half death with this fishes still inside you.

[@LisavanderHulst]

Neska Berry 😱

[@alejandrolara8936]

Reeeeeeeeeee

[@MPloy-dq4fd]

Ahhhhhhhhhh stop it !!!!

[@NikolaPopov]

Imagine you being normal and not bullshiting whole day

[@geyotepilkington2892]

@@NikolaPopov That gave me a hearty chuckle.

[@amandac8836]

Nature: *beautiful flowers, colourful birds, cute kittens, ancient trees, etc.* Also nature: *demon fish emptying out your body cavities by swimming in through bullet hole bites they decide to inflict on you because you decided to go for a dip in a river one time*

[@antonpogi2562]

HAHAHA LOL😂😂

[@chriscashflow2238]

Also dont pee in the river because there are fish that go inside that way

[@mythalda0040]

@@chriscashflow2238 why did you have to put that in my mind

[@asw-g-64gundamflaurosryuse41]

Nature: *can turn every bit of waste or dead stuff into vibrant flourishing plants* Also nature: *created an animal that is responsible for an entire extinction wave and is poisoning the whole planet*

[@ignis5673]

@@asw-g-64gundamflaurosryuse41 yeah I hate the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs too

[@faizunasyraff3719]

The Amazon is basically Australia on steroids

[@weavercs4014]

Idk, snakes and spiders in Australia are crazy

[@michealnohar7921]

The Brazilian wandering spider is the most venomous spider!!!

[@alexnguyen1003]

@@michealnohar7921 although it's more venomous it prefers to run away from threats while Sydney funnel webs are way more aggressive and have nearly as potent of venom. so Australia still has the deadliest spider

[@isabellab-c5351]

Is it wrong that as an Austalian I feel slightly offended at no longer being considered hell on earth?

[@mrarnold96]

More like Australia but wet

[@gliscornumber151]

Australia: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@jurassicshrub]

amazon wins hands down

[@Xyru29]

Yeah because sure Australia has the most venomous spiders and snakes etc. they Don’t attack the same way amazon creatures do. And there is much less poverty and more modern medicine in Australia

[@compatriot852]

The Amazon makes Australia look like Disneyland

[@lokiforpresident8361]

One problem with all of your statements australia well... Got snakes that eats alligators and alligators that eat lions and spiders that eats babies not a very good combination and the most disgusting of all lots of parasites so many parasites

[@gliscornumber151]

@@lokiforpresident8361 yeah, the amazon river also has snakes that eat alligators, catfish that eat babies, pirhannas, bull sharks in certain parts, jaguars, and more

[@Damarcus123]

People swim Candiru; *free real estate*

[@cynicalbear8686]

People swim: Candiru:Hello There

[@aydenkarnes671]

yEs

[@Genadi.Quickvinia]

Candiru: stonks

[@DanceySteveYNWA]

Dead meme pic

[@adamczibere2474]

People swim Candiru: I sMeLl HuMaNs

[@aquaticmaniac8979]

"I'm just outside of someone's house here" If I found out these things were outside my house, I'm automatically moving

[@lilgremlin6222]

I'd move to a different planet

[@XarryIV]

Aquatic Maniac it’s the fishes house now as far as I’m concerned

[@kuroyama1296]

Dont forget to burn it to the ground

[@ignis5673]

@@kuroyama1296 can you give me steps on "how to burn a river"

[@kohlpenney3927]

Ignis he meant burn the house lol

[@spriteberry9850]

People: **swim's in amazon** Candiru: I'm about to end this person's whole career

[@derboinexus]

Who would be so dumb to go swim there😂

[@jonnyjr5728]

x DerBoiNexus places that a pool is nowhere to be seen

[@drsharkboy6568]

ItsJustJosh you don’t get it, do you?

[@300tendo]

ItsJustJosh r/wooosh

[@St-Normak]

Im crying this deserves top comment

[@jalnaidu3088]

I thought the Piranhas was dangerous but shocked to see this fish,.. it's a termite in water

[@katwilliams6602]

Jal Naidu termites eat wood tho

[@jalnaidu3088]

@@katwilliams6602 Kat Williams your right, I mean to say that they are just like termites

[@harryvenderveer8116]

Piranhas don't attack humans unless under some circumstances.

[@RabbitRun0]

Villains should have these instead of piranhas in their death pools

[@maylorendeada3026]

goodness,where on this Earth can we go safe?

[@hownottoadult1014]

Jesus Christ and they say us Aussies have the dangerous animal

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

HowNotToAdult 101 I’d rather get beaten to death by a kangaroo than eaten to death by these fish

[@ianmcnab8751]

B which would u rather get mauled/eaten by, a grizzly bear, lion, or these fish.? I personally don’t know tbh. Probably the bear.

[@vitamingummies7472]

Ikr parasites, dangerous fish, dangerous plants, dangerous animals.

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

ian mcnab yeah I feel like the grizzly would be the fastest. The lion would start eating you before you’re dead and the fish.. ugh the fish

[@ianmcnab8751]

B for sure... tho I honestly don’t know how fast a bear would kill you... I know cats are famous for playing with their food however they are also smart and know how to kill fast (the neck) a bear may just jump on you and slash at you until you stop moving.

[@nelis-69]

"disturbing thought" he says, it's a straight up nightmare

[@wisey3954]

JEREMY WADE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[@lvlyp4ndas960]

Me:*watches a bunch of river monster videos* A few days later Friend:Wanna go swimming over at the river near by? Me:OH HELL NOOOO!!

[@clarisesillana5151]

Lets go 1M subscribers for Jeremy 😀

[@abdihabib9748]

yes hnny

[@unfazedmonkey874]

for river monsters*

[@alimohammad1934]

Hear hear

[@bendangwapang1784]

I love his videos.Best.

[@AnglerSpeaks]

Thanks a million 😊

[@razorbladeisaac912]

Me: *sees amazon river* Me: *watches video...* Me: *OOHH HELLL NAHHHH*

[@Merfolk_]

Screw piranhas, these things are a nightmare

[@ayinxx16]

Amazon: one day shipping also Amazon: one dead swimming

[@nope5143]

an underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@hashiramasayan162]

*Piranha:* Im the most deadliest and dangerous fish in the Amazon *Candiru:* Hold my prey

[@justinyang2538]

Bois we’ve found a place more dangerous than Australia.

[@isabellab-c5351]

Is it wrong that as an Austalian I feel slightly offended at no longer being considered hell on earth?

[@drllama965]

Isabella B-C Nope... I’m with ya lol

[@AndorRadnai]

You guys still have the mother of all killers though… Oooooh noo, not the box jellyfish. I’m talking about pufferfish… The beaked little bastards…

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Piranha: *"I AM THE SCARRIEST!"* Candiru: _LMAO_ 😂😂😂 *"Hold my beer"*

[@adore_jden8482]

Aleksandar Vil bruh😭😭

[@jacobnion2525]

How large is that morgue? Considering Jeremy's beard growth it must've taken him days between 2:28 and 2:40

[@vitamingummies7472]

It grew in less than 20 mins.

[@BeetleBuns]

His intense manliness causes his beard to grow at 10 times the normal rate

[@talkingconscience195]

😂😂

[@skidrow2016]

Way to much testosteron

[@theburningman5047]

Haven't noticed that, lol :)

[@flipfino3874]

Vegans: I love nature, I love animals because they are mellow creatures that's why i don't want them to suffer Nature:

[@theburningman5047]

We are part of nature also, don't pretend to be a saint here. We can be just as gruesome and awful as these fish, still it's part of it all and it's nothing out of the ordinary that animals eat our pork tasting meat. We are animals as well, and as much as I love eating meat, I should expect to get eaten while I'm hunting just because I'm probably not the only Hunter that is in search for food. Nature is gruesome in order to keep everything in balance, this failed with us humans and our rapid increase in numbers, but I guess we'll see what the virus will do about that

[@JA-xv3qp]

Lol as a vegan myself I was actively LOOKING for this comment. So true!! But I don't actually think we really believe that animals out there are mellow, I'm sure everyone knows full well what savage world this is.

[@razi_man]

I know this is targeted at the sjw vegans and not the actual vegans out there, but damn accurate.

[@theburningman5047]

@SAMUEL NAUMETS We already do that, open your eyes

[@theburningman5047]

@SAMUEL NAUMETS No, we kill people because we get to that point when we reach insanity, when we get greedy and power hungry, when we are enraged, drugged or even when we are scared..... You don't seem to get it, sure we don't kill to keep the population in balance because we want it that way, we do it because we are humans. Ignorant, selfish, brutal bastards, willing to crush anything and anyone to get wealth, power, knowledge, sex, respect. Humans are ripping each other apart by the second, it is not really a way for nature to balance itself out, it is just humanity seing only itself and ignoring the rest. Ignoring other people and animals? Easy to do that really, over 70% of people are assholes on this planet, a waste of space trying to ruin the lives of others, I'm not different here. I care about humanity because of the few people that are actually good and worth something. For all I care all the bad ones can perish

[@MideanStone]

I live in the New England area in northern NSW, in Australia. I have watched your show for years, as i am an avid fisherman, and have been fishing freshwater for over 30 years now. My specialty is Murray Cod, along with rainbow, brown and brook trout, yellowbelly/golden perch, and Australian bass to name a few of the species we get here. I have to ask Jeremy, have you ever caught a Murray Cod? They get huge here, over a meter long, and upwards of 100kg in some cases. I have personally seen them take adult ducks from the surface, and there has been reports they have tried to drag Joeys (baby kangaroos) from the bank while drinking. Might make a decent episode if you ever decide to do one in Australia that doesn't involve Barramundi. An Aussie fan.

[@joshs9626]

He actually caught one and its so huge and heavy. Look for river monsters biggest catch part 1

[@welcometolife4237]

Dont make me laugh. Your murray cod is in normal sizes. Its not even thats delicious

[@MideanStone]

@@welcometolife4237 why be a dickhead?

[@theburningman5047]

As a fisherman you might agree that fish is the best tasting meat there is. I could eat fish every day! Still depends on the fish I guess, some taste awful

[@SlingbladeJim]

Now THAT was terrifying........but well done. Thank you Mr. Wade.

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

This is the most chilling fish I've seen on this show, the only one I'd be scared to be in the water with, and I've been around dangerous animals before, scorpions, poison frogs, stingrays but this thing is straight up disturbing.

[@stephaniesouth6073]

Am I the only one here that finds stuff like this very fascinating?

[@Brett-yq7pj]

River monsters is awesome Jeremy is a great host and always fun/informative to watch

[@NeoRipshaft]

rofl I love how over the top far they go to make the creatures and locations seem dangerous - scavengers are awesome creatures! Really impressive how efficient and effective these little dudes are.

[@destinationaddictionsamsar7894]

I miss River Monsters😣 I loved his voice 😍😔

[@davidimhoff2118]

Ok I'm officially freaked out. Imagine wanting to swim and you can't because there are piranha catfish

[@justicewarrior9187]

WTFFFF That's the most well spoken Brazilian English I've ever heard!!

[@danielrylance4658]

seems very similar to the Lampree i think its called but instead of just sucking blood they take it to the next level wow. Definatley an enlightening vid thanks for showing us.

[@streetpeter3210]

This would be a gruesome scene from some mafia style movie.

[@VidGuru123]

I remember watching this on TV. And the nightmares that I had for days. Thanks KZbin for recommending this to me. Over lunch. And good job me for clicking. 👌

[@DIEGOGarcia-ey3vh]

No show made me want to know more about what lies in oceans and rivers but no show made me not want get near water ever again. #rivermonsters

[@moistcracker4839]

Whoa this is nightmarish yet awesome as well. 😧 That aside, I’ve been following this channel for a looong time like I was still in high school and now I’m a full-blown working adult and I’m so glad it’s still around. 💕💕💕

[@youhustlinmeboi5335]

Nightmare fuel, that would power a rocket.

[@nsamin1327]

No one:.... Candiru Asu: I’m gonna drill this human body and eat the flesh inside out

[@Grabowsk1]

I'm going off a book I read on Jeffrey Damhers. Apparently after killing his victims and doing his ungodly acts, he'd sometimes drill a hole into their skulls and pour acid inside.

[@geyotepilkington2892]

@@Grabowsk1 I have no idea what that has to do with that dudes comment but thats pretty neat

[@Grabowsk1]

@@geyotepilkington2892 I was thinking more of the drilling part lol.

[@monahaydamous9875]

Candiru

[@tomwalker389]

Ns Amin STFU.

[@justicewarrior9187]

How the heck did Bear Grills survived in the Amazon??!!

[@InVinoVeratas]

Spoilers, he had a crew behind the camera to provide for his every need.

[@theycallmejasca]

By going to mcd

[@justicewarrior9187]

@@InVinoVeratas I'm talking about in the SAS you idiot! They train all around the world!! That's how he knew how to survive in each place!

[@InVinoVeratas]

^ uh huh. That doesn’t mean his camera crew didn’t feed him.

[@raywarlock]

@@InVinoVeratas they did actually. You can find it online cause they were eating in a hotel near them.

[@cgyninja7479]

This channel deserves million subscribers..

[@XxYoursxTruly]

Man, I saw this forever ago and I've been trying to find the episode/clip everywhere bc I tell people about this fish all the time!! Finally, I can properly scare my friends!

[@chris10sen72]

You know,that's why I love this channel interesting

[@happybanana0929]

Jeremy you are a national treasure.

[@iftekharahmed5372]

I love Jeremy Wade.. Love and respect from Bangladesh to legend

[@reignsroy180]

Always support you Jeremy Wade 😊😊

[@zacharoni2743]

I saw this episode like 6 years ago. River Monsters is the best!!

[@A.R.C.77]

These vids are never long enough

[@KuysMaks]

This just validates my fear of going swimming whether its on the beach or river.

[@donaldhajdaraj2177]

now im afraid to go swimming everywere including the sea ,and summer is cuming up sooooo... great

[@nativeamericanwolf07._.5]

🤦‍♀️ coming

[@shadowfury172]

Your bad at spelling man.

[@sufferingfromsuccess5929]

This is honestly the best show ever

[@fireblaze7544]

I dont think i will use a human corps ....... Me:what the hell ??

[@whiteobama3032]

I'm glad he made that decision

[@InVinoVeratas]

It’s corpse. Corps is like a specific platoon in an army, or goup of a body of people engaged in a particular activity.

[@talkingconscience195]

@@whiteobama3032 😂😂

[@meisonkamei7785]

Off camera: where can I find a body

[@TheLandofTofuCars]

@@meisonkamei7785 lol...

[@stevevoelker4353]

hi jermey your show was awesome. im glad i am glad i found you.

[@georgeblunnywashington7277]

Ah... so this is why I couldn’t sleep at night when I was younger...

[@kevintu6727]

Imagine if u slipped and fell in that u r done with in a second 😂

[@Corzappy]

Fish: is outside my house. Me: enjoy the house, I’m leaving.

[@nope5143]

it's makes me actually feel like I could throw up but like I also cant stop watching

[@Jin_Alvarez10]

I really envy Mr.Jeremy's voice.♥

[@trezchristy4721]

Wow! This is new to me =) Never thought a small fish can do that....

[@lukasrednoselec9655]

Hmm so Amazon is perfect vacation spot for swimming . . .got to inform my wifes mother 😂

[@alexh.8150]

Lol 😂

[@MoMullet]

How to get away with mur... a family friendly vacation

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Perfect vaccation for Hillary Clinton...

[@SpecialNeedsMuffin]

You guys are on the fbi watchlist now

[@Marcus-gw4bb]

@@katiix woah calm down Satan

[@bikitayetaye9218]

Thanks river master

[@soursixteen3112]

Best Show ever 😍

[@teksquad4949]

I have watched Jeremy for like ages ago i watched his first ever vid when it first came out edit:well done with your whole carrer Jeremy

[@thebaylock]

_I assume,this man likes fish really much._

[@petelee5328]

Thanks so much for sharing with us we never news this very important for us to know

[@danielmeijer3348]

Don’t ya love to live in Europe

[@loveruoo1307]

This KZbin channel deserves 1000000 subs!

[@TagaSouth_NonogInTheProvince]

Informative video ilove JW He is legend

[@legionact]

Bro youtube was listening to my conversation today and recommended me river monster I haven't searched anything on this in a year or more, im shook

[@hostiliteaa]

I'm both disturbed and intrigued

[@choughed3072]

It's a good place to be.

[@k1m161]

Who else got chills watching them devour the fish

[@hadihassan3715]

i wonder how many languages jeremey know

[@TheLakwatserongKuripot]

I about to sleep and then I saw this in my recommendations. BTW it’s 12AM already!

[@lcly3638]

Hope Bear Grylls knows about this? Never ever swim or cross Amazon river.

[@stormbringer8154]

i'm brazilian and i didn't knew about this. this is stuff from nightmares, damn!

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

“I will be putting a candiru inside my intestines for science”

[@mharzmhason1787]

Candiru: I’m about to end this man’s career. Also Candiru: *swims away* Nope, that man’s Aussie.

[@realThomastheCat]

An acid bath for corpses you say? Hmmm

[@1-baka]

Great thoughts this video gives

[@mrmorgan6526]

I like that you speak Portuguese 💟👍 my language

[@onelowner7950]

what the full episode ? and kept up with the good work let reach 2 million 😀😁

[@nioticgamer2]

Me: how many species of catfish have you investigated Jeremy Wade: yes

[@dahliadahlia1244]

"I'm gonna end this person's whole life" -Candiru

[@maphack7923]

who ever invented the pool, thank you.

[@yummyjeffrey6441]

Copy

[@sayyedwaqas4764]

This really is the stuff of nightmares!

[@zfreecss6184]

jeremy wade!!! I love river monster since I was a grade school and now I am a college student

[@trixjhh]

Omg ceep up your good work

[@carvedgirl]

this sent my trypophobia out the window

[@april.w4156]

Help

[@theenemysscrotum9648]

Darn you, you made me look up examples....

[@carvedgirl]

The Enemy's Scrotum they are horrible aren’t they

[@MM-jq5ib]

They are really fast Imagine being eating alive by those small but mighty fish This is worst nightmare

[@SturtH9]

Stuff of nightmares

[@lordshitter1719]

People: *swim’s in amazon* Smaller Candiru: I’m about to end this person’s bloodline

[@reevus01]

Dr Lucia didnt rapped during the whole show, im a bit disappointed.

[@theninjacalledbasilisk7770]

This is my new favorite river monster! All hail the Candiru Asu! The most terrifying thing in the Amazon, you really don't need extra affects to make it a horror film. 😅😅😅

[@papalonglegs9962]

For me this fish is much more terrifying than a freaking piranha😥.

[@windex1613]

Man:*floats* Candiru:I'm gonna do something called a pro gamer move here

[@StrengthScholar0]

😂

[@ぴゃ人何]

Finally some effective weight loss methods.

[@norsacaxd4388]

This is my movie in my childhood 😊

[@margaretedwards2439]

What is the fuss about? These fish are cleaning up the rivers! We have lots of scavenger birds and mammals doing a good job of stopping infection from spreading through the waterways shouldn't we be glad to have such fish in the rivers?

[@joydevsarkar4474]

Vulture does not attack a living animal, nor the crow but this things attack living animal they are not scavengers, they are a threat to human.

[@iced_coffee_table]

Ahem, *THEY EAT YOUR INSIDES*

[@vire559]

This fish is famous for swim up to your bladder and suck blood from inside

[@EternalShadow72]

U will say a different story if this happened to u

[@iwearaxo7721]

In the amazon their is heaps of fish There is 1. Catfish 2.big ass catfish 3. Lil ass catfish 4. Catfish that eat you inside out 5. Man eating catfish 6. Testicle cutting pufferfish 7. Catfish

[@zach4936]

8. Me

[@noahshrktr]

Zach m help

[@santi928_diaz7]

Let’s go fishing Jeremy

[@lentoyquibilan6374]

Imagine your best friend pushed you into river for a joke and there’s a candiru.

[@thetruenemesis469]

Not one, HUNDREDS of them swarming to eat you