Rivers crisis: These Issues Are Bringing Calamitous End For Nigeria - Obahiagbo PT1

[@teniolakeshiro7550]

Who's still watching in 2020 😂😂 Never gets old

[@Adewale.Adebimpe]

Sure, would not.

[@siveraking]

Teniola O I’m here 😂

[@zetmu01]

Lmao...those journalists should have been paid for not bursting out in laughter😥😂😂😂😂

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Teniola O I am ooooooh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nelsondim7809]

I am

[@Kuby-K]

May 29th 2023. I’m still here 😂 This man’s English should never be forgotten. His efforts to learn these grammars should never be in vain, we must listen forever!😅😂😂

[@livingston.musics]

10 June, I'm still here

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I’m here 2 July 2023 😂😂😂😂

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July 15 2023😂😂😂

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August 16, 2023 I am still here😂

[@ApostleAnthonykehinde]

This is not communication

[@MrInterstellar]

Round of applause to the people sitting with him for keeping a straight face and not laughing lol

[@patriciaaddo-dombo3338]

Lol I wonder how they managed

[@jaywillys1]

Me too o. I wonder how they managed.

[@phlintify]

Will Montague They were stunned. You can see that it took them almost 154 seconds to interrupt him LOL

[@preciousorijin6196]

he is ridiculous

[@MsSchela]

Was there anything to laugh about Sr?

[@Halfsaladzw]

Whenever I feel smarter than the average person, I come back here and I am humbled.

[@lukmanokedara6899]

Not only u even me

[@11bornrich]

Having an excessive amount of vocabulary in your bag doesn’t make you smart lol just means you know a lot of words

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😂

[@MarkDzoro]

We are back again.

[@orugbanieli1893]

This man is a legend; bombastic most of the time, but if you ever want to hear some obscure and grandiloquent words in speech, then, he is one who, unapologetically, expresses with an admirable sobriety and profundity in a manner that always leaves his interlocutors risibly amused but obfuscated. His pronunciations are mostly on a tangent, but, nevertheless, still a spectacle to watch. I, therefore, leave the transcript here for your perusal; “for this is my humble logomachy, and the logomachy that I have made without logopartia” - if you know, you know *Transcript* Let me say prestissmo, that is: “as quickly as possible,” that the political Crinkum-crankum or if you like, the political higi-haga that has enveloped the politics of Rivers State for a period of eye-on-now, has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga _cum gargantuan gaga_ . And I am maniacally bewildered that this flashpoint is of no serious concern to the commander in chief of the Federal republic of Nigeria. This is because all the flashpoints of war that has snowballed and transmogrified into bringing about a calamitous end for Nigeria always have their _terminus a quo_ , their source of origin that is, either in one state or in one region. For me, as far as I’m concerned, I can see the ship of the Nigerian state hovering around the political Bermuda triangle, and if we don’t take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschew-able cataracts, landmines, waterfronts, icebergs and oxbow lakes, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in a disastrous and pestilential aqua of a _terminus ad quem_ . Let me say, let me say, that my critical history and historiography of the study of the war of attrition and belligerency in Rivers state did not commence with the Obio-Akpor [ _the largest Local Government Area in Rivers state_ ] political tendency. It commenced, strictly speaking, with the suspicion that some power centres that governor Rotimi Amaechi nurses an ambition for the vice presidency of this country Oh, it’s very crystal clear like the biblical " _teke teke mene upharsin_ " ! [ _ref: Daniel 5:8_ ] It’s audible to the deaf and visible to the blind and any case, no less a political personage than the president of the Federal republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan have been heard to have confirm that … we read that in the papers that 2015 is the _fons et origo_ of this crisis is the _fons et origo_ of the political tension and he urged political _dramatis personae_ to put their sheathes in their swords [‘… _to sheathe their swords,’ he probably meant_ ] that 2015 is still far away. But if you look at the totality of the crisis in Rivers state just now, it leaves me with just two conclusions: *1.* That 2015 is inherently laden with a political and democratic ‘ *Thalidomide* :’ stillborn, stillbirth! *2.* Whereas some social scientists, like myself, have gone to town for donkey years now saying that what we have is not a democracy but what we have is civilian rule but by recent events I’m even tempted to say no no no no no no no no, Nigeria is neither witnessing civilian rule nor is Nigeria witnessing even democracy. What we have at best is a form of government I call ‘kakistomoboplutocracy’ [ _most likely an eclectic hybrid of kakistocracy, mobocracy and plutocracy_ ] and that is bad for the nation. Is it within the Obio-Akpor context, or is it within the NGF election contest; where sixteen persons are more than nineteen persons? If we think the microscopic ceramics and cadence of thirty-six governors who are supposed to be suzerains of democratic ethics and ethos in their respective _terra firmas_ , you cannot adjudge democratic scores …

[@Adewale.Adebimpe]

Thank you.

[@iyaghana5178]

Thank you for this God bless u

[@ericsevo7997]

Thank you so much for this transcript

[@norbertabone9157]

Wow! You did a great job ! I used to wonder if those things were real words or words he just made up .

[@kanayogod]

Higgy hagga

[@mbrysnader]

How can one remain so calm after saying "crincum cramcum" in a serious interview 😅

[@okorochukwuchiedozie3084]

you forgot odiferous saga...kum gargantuan Gaga😒😂

[@Brendannkambule]

😂

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PLEASE😭😭😭

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[@Trx.IG_]

@@okorochukwuchiedozie3084 odoriferous is a real word

[@felaorafidiya365]

I borrowed some of his political language in my english essay my teacher did not mark it

[@anazuosalihu9712]

lmao

[@waynewonder89]

Lol

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Olodo

[@olajide9648]

Ori e o pe

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Fela Orafidiya who wan mark am

[@olakunleoni1514]

2022 and we are still here.....legendary🤣🤣😍

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Presti si mo quick register

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🤣🤣🤣 never gets old

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Gud guy

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😂😂😂

[@PerfectLyricsStudio]

Who's still watching in 2024😂😂 Never gets old

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I'm right here in 2024 and still find this hilarious. It never gets old 😅😂

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I’m here oh 😂😂

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I’m here 😂😂

[@macdonaldmokhele7994]

This is still so funny until today😂😂😂😂

[@wallaceOne5900]

Hello😂

[@Okwash1]

I cannot sit on that bench with a straight face without bursting into laughter🤣🤣🤣. One love from Kenya.

[@astoriasoundcollection]

Me too . lolz

[@davesucre2291]

kabisa

[@gilly8087]

Say it again

[@dchampionpraisekeyz8341]

When he said "kakistomoboplutocracy" I heard a loud relieving breathing sound in the studio by one of the interviewers

[@eghosaagbonlahor4824]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@diyelaghaphilip6251]

I heard it as well

[@vane13p]

This never gets old. It's the way they're all looking at him, I AM CRYING

[@erhunseeaisosapanda9088]

No matter how angry I am this man cheers me up for life

[@gyaldemgizzada]

This dude said everything and Nothing at the same time 🤣

[@goodgod7676]

Your head dey there

[@Hero-pp5yh]

The guy is an idiot

[@zowillibrord]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cloudofradiantglorychurch]

I actually thought he was joking wit those languages lol

[@chudiksc]

How did you know that

[@_obianuju]

I'm sure he's making a great point but no one will listen if they don't understand.

[@flamezy1000]

my point is that you are quite hot :D

[@osaigbovobright5627]

Uju Eneh

[@michealobinna9850]

@Uju Eneh,I am maniacally bewildered to see an omalichanwaleted girl like you ,to meander into political nkparitaukasion like nke a ,and àhuru m gi na love because of nke a. See my telephone ákàrà here. 08142089629 Lawrence o

[@michaelonoja5967]

That's because he is saying alot of nonsense fyi.

[@ucheodibei5332]

Hi uju

[@posibor7305]

All his big grammar are actually in the dictionary and are in conformity with what he's saying. He's a legend, I respect him a lot.

[@anonymooh]

how are these guys not laughing, they are so professional lmao

[@mustang13990]

hassan oye Lmao they trying so hard to figure out what he is trying to say.

[@kateogadako2069]

@@mustang13990 Exactly!!! -:)

[@TCt83067695]

There were many audible sighs tho

[@edinamhinson1038]

I would be on the floor!!!

[@ngonimandie]

Amazing kkk

[@kingsleyonwuanabile4001]

And in 2024, Rivers State is still experiencing political crincum crankum. This interview is evergreen

[@kmeksotuya]

Who is still watching and enjoying this in 2021😂🤣😂🤣

[@ayodejijames3769]

We dey here o 🤣🤣

[@aziabo6127]

Me

[@danielokeke2961]

It's timeless oo

[@chendwachintu4429]

The fact that I’m still watching is a crinkum crankum

[@olasunkanmiunuigbe282]

Rewatching in 2024😂

[@Oladipupo_]

This video never ceases to amaze no matter how many times I come back

[@sincerelytobi]

I googled every term he used and it’s accurate. Poetic

[@candymuncher8155]

That lady that is pretending to understand him is a good actress 😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@gilly8087]

Lol you are so funny

[@jerryowad]

Watching this while preparing for a Presentation i have today. So helpful... all the best to my classmates as they try to understand me :)

[@lesliecoleshowers9332]

Lol Crazy you

[@cozywav_]

coming back to this after so many years and it still has me crying lmaoooo

[@lamzie3905]

He speaks the sort of English dat even English people do not understand... this one na one EBORA oo.... I keep checking his words on Google and its there damn! very suitable and right words for what he is talking about presently....

[@teddythurayajames5536]

Who's still watching this? It is 2019 tho,😅😆🤣😂

[@vintagesongbird4195]

Me

[@victorademola8042]

I am watching in December 2019 . Just to smile a day after Christmas

[@mrdelavillier]

It's impossible not to come back to this hahahaha. It's classic!

[@priyarai6477]

Still in 2023 🤣

[@JohnDamilolaSUNDAY]

This man said this things over 9 years ago and everything has manifested and it is still manifesting

[@BrotherDarky]

It's astounding how he manages to keep a straight face when he says this stuff!

[@bioshola4877]

BrotherDarky cause he says those things organically!

[@yusufibrahim1290]

Who's watching in 2024 because of "delve"? 🤣

[@CharlieChucho]

Ive never laughed so hard in my entire life. I must learn this man's way of speaking.

[@waffarian8560]

The Obiokpo way

[@Officialjohnnyrose]

For them not to laugh they all deserve an award ...and for that man that didn't even bother to ask him a question..trust me did the best thing

[@omogaju]

How does he talk to his wife or kids? " my gagarifouras partner, let us go to our abode and copulate... " or something like that

[@sizwemasenya5747]

omogaju lmao

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

omogaju HAHAHAHHAHHAHHA! I'm in pain from laughing so much at this! LOL!

[@19Efy]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@paataa5595]

His wife speaks more of this English than him

[@vonstauffenberg4193]

I love this man... To hell with those who have an issue with his grammar

[@michaelonoja5967]

Then Nigeria is trouble.

[@muffydogsworld6814]

Fearless!!! This man is great :) Nigeria needs to publish its own dictionary. I have watched this video at least 10 times, I now completely understand him!

[@gilly8087]

Are you sure?

[@elliotigbinosun2424]

This is one of the best interview done by him where is English was kind of understood by minority

[@Thedudewiththethings]

OH IS IS IS IS...ITS VERY CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE THE BABYLICAL TEKETEKEMENEYUFASIIIIN

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

Thedudewiththethings But even that got translated! lol!

[@Thedudewiththethings]

The Fakey Cake Maker hahaha

[@waffarian8560]

yes the obiokpo style

[@NanaBoakyeAgyemang]

The paradox in his expression is worth noting...he distracts you with his unique way of communicating yet he manages to keep one's attention focused on his assertions...Interesting!

[@kwameb213]

Nana Boakye THe mark of a charismatic politician!

[@Georgewalsh100]

that’s a great title of a book to be written!!

[@goyonman9655]

Very interesting

[@ChukwumaNjokuBrendan]

Wondering why this video wasn't subtitled in English :/

[@flamezy1000]

lmao

[@MrOsazi11]

haha

[@thozama9able]

Chukwuma Njoku lmao!

[@samuelprince3900]

Chukwuma Njoku hahahahahaha

[@SavTochi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@okechukwuirokanjo8323]

The great patrick obahiagbon, I greet you sir🤚🏾

[@marvaff6878]

“That this FLASHPOIIIIN”😂😂😂 July 2023 I’m still here. Legendary. To think that this isn’t even his best one is wild

[@samuelmaganya4559]

I had to come back to this. It's been a while. 2019 anyone?

[@mrdelavillier]

I'm still watching and borrowing words to bamboozle my caucasian colleagues who are usually TRANSMOGRIFIED when I say HIGI HAGA and Crinkum Crankum LMAO

[@Ben2bwild]

2020

[@enuabanosadavido3022]

Whenever I want rib cracking I look for Patrick obahiagbon's interview 😂😂😂 Patrick obahiagbon na fool 😅😅😅

[@mirabelmirabelangel1496]

Everyone sat speechless looking at Patrick

[@themastermind8580]

The real heroes are the interviewers who managed to keep a straight face. I for done laugh fall for chair.

[@Ehismike]

Mr Patrick Obahiagbon's situation is worse than abnormal. What is the purpose of talking when no one understands what he says? Allowing him to talk in public is a huge mistake that cannot be corrected! Any reasonable person should know where he (Mr Patrick Obahiagbon) belongs!

[@thelmaegbe8532]

once he opened his mouth i started laughing

[@ao_36]

Burna boy: “Nobody paved the way for me”. 2Face Idibia: 1:53-1:55 D’Banj: 2:16 P-Square: 4:58-5:02

[@chidielisha8679]

I am humble with his command of English

[@adamuabubakar3903]

I'm still laughing in 2022. Where this man gets his English is a mystery ScoobyDo and co. should unravel. 😅

[@AmparasTKing]

one of my best comedians

[@methohealz7341]

Due to the exceptional enunciation of Hon. eloquence in English command, many abdicate not to acknowledge his intelligence, apparently his WACC English result was held 3 times due to his eccentric grammatical crincum crancum. Salute Hon,

[@lamzie3905]

you are a clown

[@methohealz7341]

Lam Zie Hahaha, Soft Lam Zie catching feelings, is an opinion not a fact, and dear Zie life is all about perspectives and individual opinions. Don't be agitated if my opinion is paradox to yours towards Hon., get educated.

[@Valentine-710]

It never get old who is here 2 of October 2024

[@I.KUchiha]

"hovering around the political Bermuda triangle" LOOOOOOOOOOOL IM FINISHED

[@wanelobajohn3292]

Recently he said...the "political cinematography"

[@johnmathew8878]

That moment when the journalist had asked for a clarification on the meaning of “ TALLYDOMAI ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. how many people burst into laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Osiyor]

This shit still cracks me up lmao. I like how that girl acted as if she was understanding everything he said. The guy in gray, his face says it all.

[@zlyable]

LMAO! i would've been nodding my head with a straight face XD

[@paulemitse603]

Osiyor see me ooo

[@fagbuaa]

Osiyor loLzzzzz Hahahahhahaha

[@gilly8087]

Lol

[@smile4kennny]

It's good to see these channelsTV guys quiet, confused and lost. When they interviewed the 'Oga At The Top' guy, they were acting like some special kind of experts.

[@9jaboytv594]

I just thank God that WAEC English examination did not use this English standard during my time cause I can swear I will come out with F9 no sorry F18

[@ThrottleNation247]

9ja Boy lolzzzzz

[@danielgraham2790]

Lmaoo

[@chibuzookoye8019]

He was spot on. Almost 10 years ago. Nigeria's situation is actually getting worse.

[@eduboxonline]

Omo this man has taking me on ride

[@kijanayaaput8940]

*It's 2023 and am still here struggling to keep up with SIR OBAHIAGBON😂😅*

[@akinyemiibrahim479]

Omo I don laugh tire This video never gets old 😂

[@mttpaul28]

The other people there are amazing! How did they sit there with a straight face and not laugh at anything he said!? I would have needed to be carried out of there!

[@adeodoffa]

thank you Annie,this man is another American buckminiter fullala in our territoriale

[@peterumweni548]

I am amazed at the ability of the people sitting with him there in the studio to keep a straight face. The man makes me laugh...na wao.

[@lionelnwankwo8063]

Still watching decemeber 27th,2021! I hope all these things u said u are enjoying it today. APC change! Thank you

[@Theperspectiveplus]

That was when Nigeria was still sane. Now it's like we are under a spell

[@chuksclet8877]

I love this man soooo much Ur grammer dey inspire me

[@peteworldbest8490]

Odouriferous gaga. Tun gaga twan gaga. This is hilarious. I love this dude.

[@PettyTendergrasp]

Nigerian & Rwandan morning news shows are some of the hottest shows in the world i swear

[@martynxukeje5710]

Who's still watching 2022 ?? 😂😂... never gets Old

[@mrcarter6312]

2020 i am still here to see this brilliant man speak

[@frankie7636]

There wasn't a single sentence in this that I was able to understand. It's not everyday swallow the thesaurus. Sometimes throw in some colloquial terms for us commoners! Lol

[@aigbeuyi1517]

Hahhhh

[@abdulazeezisah3683]

who si stillcoming to check in 2023... never gets old

[@Nalo538]

Just pointing out that he said "Put the sheath in the sword." Yes, I caught an actual mistake. Yay me.

[@queenjazzheart]

everyone commenting on this be my friend. you have all made me exceedingly happy to gargantuan levels

[@Got2Goification]

Crinkum crankum hahahaha!!! didn't know that was a word until now. Shit is still dope....."Yo that chillies had my stomach on some crinkum crankum"

[@sizwemasenya5747]

Griffith Greeff lmao

[@thozama9able]

Griffith Greeff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah LMAO!!

[@aishaaa2335]

Thozama Maqungela gnvxmgs

[@misbarry340]

LMAO

[@ugoboss6898]

You must be a happy person! Lol

[@blessingomigie]

10th of August still watching just remembered his grammar boom am here watching again

[@qudusayilara4729]

this guy is special. he got a thesaurus as a child and he molested it every night and this is the outcome

[@CTDFX]

Who's still watching Oct 2023,,,, this video always cracks me up.😂😂

[@MunhuAfro]

This man is not bluffing. The words he speaks are real and fall within the context of what he is trying to say. I did not get it right the first time he spoke too but yes, the words are real: 'contra bono' mores is a law term derived from latin that loosely means 'against good morals'

[@Sir_BoazMutatayi]

Munhu Afro seriously? Hahahahaha

[@adeboyeoye2693]

Except for Thalidomide! At least I know that one for sure as a pharmacist. Thalidomide isn’t a word meaning still birth, it’s the name of an experimental drug that caused phocomelia (congenital deformities or birth defects) when taken by pregnant women decades ago.

[@ransammutumwa3224]

This guy makes my day everyday

[@ajayisamuel471]

Who else want to see *BEHIND THE SCENE OF THIS SHOW*

[@ghossone81]

i’ll never get over this. it’s CRIPPLING like the very first time i watched it, years ago 😭⚰️

[@sammymadethis1]

2022 December and I'm still enjoying this masterpiece 😂😂

[@rabotat123]

This will never get old...

[@chidikeasonye4950]

No matter how eloquent you are, if your audience fails to understand you, the true essence of communication remains unmet. Simple terms and English remains the true means on expression.

[@samtheresearcher]

The sad part is that the problems we have in Sub-Saharan Africa will not go away even if he coins a million more words. This is more of drama. Not much will change after this eloquent speech.

[@masimbajeche5716]

"Let me say! Let me say!" That's the only thing I could make out

[@gilly8087]

Lol you are funny

[@onyemauchevalentine2202]

I don laugh tireooo, I can’t get tired of watching this

[@negeshedrach6856]

Still watching today, 17th, October, 2023

[@DivineKpe]

August 2023... I'm still here from Ghana😂

[@davesucre2291]

The polical higi haga.. odoureferous saga.. still listening to this OG in 2021.

[@Israel_Dethroner]

😂😂😂"Political higgie hagga", wtf man.

[@luckyigbinosun2318]

his is just my man, i like this man to the call!

[@byrdgyme2k8]

The Political crinkcum crankcum & the higa haga

[@user-om8lu4nq4v]

2024 and I’m still in awe 😭🔥

[@khalifayusuf7789]

Kumgaga twangagaaa 😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@bioshola4877]

Khalifa Yusuf I m weak!

[@oladdt3743]

"Cum gargantuan gaga"

[@TCt83067695]

Spelt canaga tuaga

[@Activebrain145]

I just remembered Mr. PATRICK today and I felt to listen to some grammar

[@iyiolawilliams6330]

This man reads alot

[@jonaanguria9953]

❤ Still watching it today 2023 and even tomorrow 2024

[@umbacob]

Why am I just hearing about this guy now?

[@Nazyyyo]

They kept a straight face because they understood him bur Americans will say he was reading from a chatgpt teleprompter 😒