Let's Play Um Jammer Lammy! Stage 4: Now Which One Is My Left Hand?

Um Jammer Lammy
Stage 4: Fright Flight!
Colonel Fussenpepper,
a diminutive (presumably) former Air Force colonel who is susceptible to head injuries. Hit him once, shame on you, because he's about to explode with drill-instructing anger! Hit him twice, shame on him, because he'll be too confused to tell who hit him. Hit who, again?
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