The DREADED LIVER EATING PARASITE In Larva Explained

[@RoanokeGaming]

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[@thegrumpydragon7601]

Can you do the strain

[@Dykadda]

Hey Papa Roanoke Funny story for you but 1 Of your videos saved a person I know from assault after I pointed her to your video "The BODY STEALING Alien Parasite" Stay strapped or get clapped also par tans to information sometimes

[@FatherAndrew-Scarlet-Priest]

Glad to see you refuse to eat ze boogs

[@gabrielboorom2683]

Beef! It's what's for dinner!! 🍽️

[@26th_Primarch]

Hey, might I suggest the indie PS1 style horror game "Revenge of the Colon"?

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

I will say that the cow tipping kids were the smartest horror movie intro characters I have ever seen. They didn't sit around to see what it was, they took off like smart people.

[@gabrielboorom2683]

A horror movie that doesn't kill every teen keeps you on your toes. 😉

[@ulmwilliams57]

Birthday suit lap dances, I wouldn't have stayed around long enough to find out the bull is dead

[@FeedMeSalt]

They still tried cow tipping... Something farmers and country folk MADE UP to get the stupid city kids killed. Literally no one who thinks for five seconds would ever attempt this, because cows sleep laying down ... And.... They certainly wouldn't fall over if scared lol. The cow tipping makes them NO better then the typical teenagers in movies who follow the creepy sounds.

[@FeedMeSalt]

They still tried cow tipping... Something farmers and country folk MADE UP to get the stupid city kids killed. Literally no one who thinks for five seconds would ever attempt this, because cows sleep laying down ... And.... They certainly wouldn't fall over if scared lol. The cow tipping makes them NO better then the typical teenagers in movies who follow the creepy sounds.

[@flyboyarch6776]

Idk y I thought you was talking about the old nickelodeon show

[@TheGallicWitch]

Farmer here, man you have no idea how nice it is to hear this stuff once in a while. It's a ruthless, thankless job so I really appreciate the thanks. And as far as the movie goes, no, we generally don't have any obligation to sell to anyone in particular, except maybe if you're part of a cooperative but even then as far as I know you can still sell elsewhere, it's just that they guarantee a sale if you go to them. Anyway, love your videos, and hi from France!

[@RoanokeGaming]

Farmers are the backbone of our society and need to be celebrated for the luxury we all have

[@thekraken1909]

​@@RoanokeGaming I need my steak and potatoes. Thank you, farmers!

[@zacharyahearn4069]

I reread this in a French accent

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

Thank you sir!

[@jamesrogers7049]

Yeah my Pa sold to local butchers for years until Walmart ran em out of business. We tried to get good prices from them but they never wanted to match near what we got from the locals. Now that he’s passed, I’ve had to sell off what remained of the Hefers and pigs to anyone who’d take them for more than I could get butchering them.

[@RustCole01]

I confronted a Liver Eating Parasite once. I said G0ddamnlt parasite, whadda u want from me. The parasite looked at me and said, "I need about tree-fiddy." Well, it was about that time that I realized that this was no parasite, but was just Roanoke Gaming looking for donations to make more KZbin videos.

[@DelinquentChibi]

The idea of an invertebrate being able to just go "UwU I have a spine now" is both hilarious and scary at the same time

[@zakyandell6544]

😂 Yeah!

[@KorokHaze93]

I mean we kinda do it in the fetal state if that counts🤷‍♂️

[@Aserbic]

When Man throws Rock at darkness, Darkness throws terrestrial Anglerfish back.

[@ericlamb4501]

When you stare into the Abyss, it's usually the Anglerfish staring back with their beady fucking dead eyes

[@darrelsam419]

On one hand, the idea of parasites big enough to have backbones scares me. On the other hand, the parasites in this movie look like giant, very angry blankets, and they make me grin whenever I see them in the video. Also you do make a good point about genetic modification having some unforeseen effects on other species, guess this is why extensive tests need to be done first.

[@BartEmbregts]

That parasite would straight up die from alcohol poisoning if it tried to eat my dads liver.

[@IntrusiveThoughts838]

Dude Ireland and Scotland was already planning for this since the beginning of time. They knew this would be inevitable

[@Psion_Phoenix]

@@IntrusiveThoughts838 you’re also forgetting Australia too. It’s a wonder sharks don’t die from alcohol poisoning from eating their surfers. (It’s a joke, but just in case anyone were to say ☝️🤓 “um ackshully”. XD )

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

The South Americans will make them od, the sharks are already on the stuff.

[@reecebiscuits420]

@@IntrusiveThoughts838as a Scotsman that was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Two things I wanna address. Firstly, cow tipping isn't really a thing. Anyone who says that they've gone cow tipping is more than likely lying because there is a myth that cows sleep standing up when in actuality they lay down to sleep the same as any other animal. And secondly, thanks for showing us farmers some love Roanoke. I grew up a cattle farmer and it's nice to finally get a shout-out for what we did.

[@c-jam6392]

I knew it! Cow tipping is just a bunch of bullshit. Even if the cow slept like that you’d nevvvver “tip” that beast over with human power alone.

[@missstrawberrypancakes6206]

My uncle has a cow name Tessa and sometimes she'd accidentally fall asleep while standing (but not for a long time) and would inadvertently tip herself. Also, the only time we had to "tip" her over is when we had to get her onto her back due to a twisted stomach.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

@@c-jam6392 you could try but the cow would just look at you.

[@ericlamb4501]

Also love the fact that you completely didn't mention the fact that cows, are in fact, really, *really* fucking heavy, and can be ornery to boot. Bulls aren't the only ones with anger issues, the only reason you don't hear about people being trampled to death by cows is cause it's embarrassing (realistically though, they're generally chill animals and all that weight keeps them from doing much outside of a light trot. In fact, cows falling over on their own accidentally usually requires help from others and a tractor to get 'em up again.)

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

@tacodrill *shrugs*

[@ChapinCatrin]

"My lawyer won't let me finish that joke" had me cracking up! 😂

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"As your lawyer I must object to Cooter jokes." ☝️🧐 "That's okay, I'll just make more puns."

[@Luhkewarm]

“Instead of 300 cows you only need 150” Commercial beef farmers: 300 double sized cows means profit doubled!

[@jaredrobinson7071]

"other symptoms: Like crap yourself to death." That's a hell of a symptom Roanoke.

[@nukacolacompany2534]

You didn't watch full video by the time you left ur comment

[@gabrielboorom2683]

Reminds me of drug side effects mentioned in commercials these days. Yeah, if death is on the list, swipe left.

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

Scours is deadly serious, but Roanoke's s*** jokes are hilarious.

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

Ol' McGill's Pop.

[@MarvelousJoker.]

I love how you can hear the sheer joy Roanoke has every time he gets to say "Lock and load brides of christ" or "Get strapped or get clapped"

[@ironfan998]

Liver kings crying rn

[@CrunchyCarcass]

He’s crying in his my little pony bedsheets

[@illegalisntlegal]

More like steroid king

[@BANExLORD]

More like bussy boy

[@tylerbabcock1376]

Those aren't tears, he's just roid raging

[@DespecifiedRed]

I think he named himself liver King because he eats animal liver a lot. But I could be very wrong. Anyway. If I'm right, he Is one of the perisites

[@andrewsealey6942]

Funny story about biohazard stuff in the mail. Back when bovine spongiform encephalopathy was new one of my professors was working on creating a lab test for the prions to identify cows with BSE. Long story short they started a PR campaign to spread awareness to make farmers start testing cows for BSE, they made plushy cows with an anti BSE picture on it. And shipped it to an airport where it said BSE cows as the label. The entire airport got shutdown 😂. They brought in a hazmat team and opened the case to find plushies.

[@justarandompepe8961]

lmao, based professor

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

That’s funny as shit 🤣🤣

[@beastmaster0934]

Probably should’ve thought that one through a bit more.

[@BananaDolphino]

he has relapsed to angler fish hate, 3 videos without it and he has fallen again, we need an anonimus angler fish haters association

[@josephstalin839]

That poor janitor man he probably had an hour left before he went home to his wife and kids. What a hero~

[@somedrummerboy]

Man core memory unlocked, haven't seen this since the SyFy channel was the SciFi channel

[@RoanokeGaming]

It was a time and a half!

[@autobotCRSHR]

Fighting against the detox Health nuts and telling us that we will die from incurable chlamydia This is why I love this channel so freaking much

[@thatguy44148]

I'm 95 percent of the way to making an angler fish with rabies.I think I'm being followed and watched but my research will continue

[@apatheticobserver5290]

Do you have notes on your findings?

[@bingus288]

bet

[@crwydryny]

Now you're just trying to give roanoke nightmares.... and I approve 100% lol

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

That’s me following you, sorry bro but somethings must be smothered in the crib and that’s one of them. There can be no witnesses.

[@homelessman3483]

Freshwater anglerfish

[@Gear_teen]

Hey Roanoke have you ever thought of talking about the monster from the movie Leviathan? It talks about some people going to the ocean trench and fighting a monster similar to John Carpenter's the Thing! The monster kinda looks like a mix of an angler fish, barracuda, and a human! There's also another horror movie that's something similar to the Thing, it's called harbinger down.

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

Up! We need him to put that Anglerfish hate to use!

[@Graver81-69]

I love this channel. Dude really dives in to the biology of the baddies in cool movies. I’ve thought about the same thing every time I watch a monster horror movie

[@MrBennieagray]

We are a small community that is slowly growing 😂.

[@Graver81-69]

@@MrBennieagray I’m glad to see it

[@shepherdsofmelchizedek1985]

Seriously, channels like this act as a good gateway for x-horrors, most never got into these movements except for slender and scp- but there has always been a rich history of cryptic and fictional monsters with unique and notable features that we can learn from

[@vickvickers3466]

I do a similar thing with military stuff in films

[@vickvickers3466]

I do a similar thing with military stuff in films

[@Darkwarlord1533]

>Imagine getting blueballed then a baby monster jumps out of your stomach. 🤣

[@Emma-kz6hj]

Hey Roanoke. Idk if you will ever see this, but just wanted to say that i love your videos, and that you have inspired me to look more into the field of Biology as a possible carrier. You are a great teacher of Biology and quite funny as well. Hope nothing but the best for ya :)

[@jonny45k44]

Well said

[@crucifieddemon7136]

Hey man awesome! I'm going for biology myself, wanna get a career in astrobiology

[@ElijahTaco8]

⁠@@crucifieddemon7136 heck yeah you got this man

[@vincentadultman6226]

​@@crucifieddemon7136don't mind if I ask, what's astrobiology? Analyzing extraterrestrial life?

[@crucifieddemon7136]

@vincentadultman6226 yeah life on Mars, Venus and a couple of moons out there already are hypothesized so someone needs to study it when we get it so gonna get ahead of the curve

[@stephenruth9559]

22:22 - "That's NOT what you do! You're gonna end up Baldwin-ing someone!" Jesus Christ. I couldn't stop laughing. I actually almost cried.

[@SenorAvocadoMan]

I remember seeing this movie as a kid on SciFI channel when they actually showed really good horror movies. This gave me a paranoia on eating meat for like two weeks and got over it. It gives me a good laugh but the plot of the movie is unique compared to other movies

[@clockworks360]

Cool to see someone else remember when Sci Fi Channel was still fun. You remember any other flicks from back them?

[@SenorAvocadoMan]

Not off the top of my head, all i know that the scary movies they had shown at the time aren't like the ones they show on the current SYFY which is what it branded as now. The ones they show on the channel are mostly CGI and horridly done. @@clockworks360

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

"You will probably care more about your kid than your spouse" That's a 50/50 coin flip my friend and I can say I did not win that coin flip.

[@AndrewB_M.D.]

Pathologists do autopsies! Its funny to me because it's usually the one small part of our job that people associate with us. Could have also been a Diener (autopsy tech) or a PA. they often help with the eviscerations and cleanup. Also, thanks to you I finally looked up what Diener means and it comes from German Leichendiener which is literally Corpse Servant. Metal A. F.

[@Quinntus79]

I mean, you should probably choose the wife. To paraphrase Caterina Sforza, “The wife has the instruments to make more.”

[@koontz1154]

Then what is a coroner?

[@Chicagocanine]

“I don’t want a tapeworm unless it’s beach season” Isn’t it basically always beach season on Mars? 😁

[@avidityrar]

Brother! I knew I had a reason I kept my subscription up for your channel! Not only are you hilarious, you are also properly accurate and interesting to watch. Thank you for FINALLY saying the truth about "detox" teas and such, they are a damn scam!

[@scpj049]

Detox teas, any of that crap like it works.

[@rolandixor]

I learn a lot of unexpected things from this channel while getting a good laugh. Whatever you're going through, please know you're making life bright and funny for someone else out there with love for science as much as fiction.

[@Adalina1312]

Just got off work, perfect video to relax after a stressfull day, thanks roanoke!

[@RoanokeGaming]

Hope you enjoy bro!

[@dantewilliams2757]

Same dude

[@Adalina1312]

@@dantewilliams2757 it really is the highlight of my day lol

[@UndyingZombie]

Ok.. Since you mentioned it.. I almost died from diverticulitis. I was very lucky stuff did not end up outside of my intestine in the first place especially with how large of an area that was ripped open.. I had been dealing with the pain for over a week when I finally went in.. I was barely able to move but I did move around.. At first I was taken to the doctors office.. And the lady at the reception desk immediately yelled at my brother ( who was my legal guardian ) to take me to the hospital. I did not even make it into the building because she could see me slowly trying to move to the door. ( The receptionist had a good view of the entrance and the entrance had a glass area all around so you could see in-out of the front area. When I got to the hospital, I walked in, and it took some time before I was seen.. A bit before I was seen though my brother's friend who took us there asked for a wheel chair for me because he was worried about how hard it was for me to move. ( Keep in mind. I had been, according to other people that seen me and have told me.. Looked like a walking corpse.. They said I looked like someone who was dead skin wise.. Something that was.. Yea not fun. ) It took some time before I was scanned and given medication to help with the pain.. But yea.. Some of the worst pain I have ever felt. The first surgery caused me to lose several feet of intestine, a small portion of my stomach, a small portion of my liver, and something else that I can not remember right now.. I ended up having a second surgery to take back out the stoma that I had to live with for about a year. During said second surgery they took care of a strangulated hernia that might or might not have been there beforehand. ( Something that also had some rot to it but it was not bad enough for another stoma requirement thankfully. ) I have since had several hernias as the parasite that did the damage to my body has weakened a LOT of things.. My intestine for example is as of a 80 year old's intestine.. and this was back in 2011.. So yea.. Parasites can be nasty especially if they go unchecked.. The parasites I had was finally dead/gone by said point but it did a lot of damage to my system... ( They never found out or at least never told me what kind of parasite I had. )

[@gamergirl209]

Is it wierd that i sort of treat this channel like a tv series but before reruns? Like, i have no idea if these videos are going to get taken down and edited, so i feel compelled to watch them as soon as i can

[@elburropeligroso4689]

Roanoke, the new vet Eli is played by Vincent Ventresca, who also played a convict/test experiment on the show, Invisible Man, who has an experimental gland surgically implanted in this brain which secretes a hormone that turns the host invisible. You should do a review on the show.

[@Elysium4]

I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.

[@SeanBFit]

Always remember, you can only shock asystole *flat line * in movies. In real life, it'll be a real bummer. Unless you really hate the patient, the hospital, and everyone in the room.

[@NicholasRodriguezN7]

The Angler Fish bit always cracks me up 😂

[@jamesabernethy7896]

I've seen some of the movies you cover but not all of them... this falls into the latter category. I really enjoy the depth of your channel, you always inject so much humour and enthusiasm. I follow a couple of other content creators who add other dimensions to characters and creatures using real-world biology and psychology. Although everyone following you will appreciate movies, adding that extra depth allows people to appreciate them so much more. Your explanations are also very accessible.

[@rafaelpurnama1987]

Oh man, it's quite a blast from the past watching you cover this movie. I was watching your episode on the thaw a while back and the parasite theme of it reminds me of an obscure b grade horror movie i saw a long time ago that was also about parasites. I forgot the name of the movie and i could only vaguely recall some of the details of the movie but i remember it had giant parasites that ruptured out of animals. Flash forward to today and as i was watching the video i can't help but feel the plot evoking some sense of familiarity until i realized this movie is _that_ movie i saw way back in the past. I never thought some day you were going to literally make a video about this old memory of mine but i'm pleasantly suprised. Thanks for the video and the nostalgia my man, your content has been one of the few sources of joy i have on this site 👍

[@whiteboywithwifi]

Dudeeeee I had the same thing with dead meat an albeit a more popular horror series but still b grade I'd say I remember watching a scene of this one character getting split in two and the baddies like ate a chunk from her then literally years later I watch his series and I connect the dots it's wild man

[@dillongage]

"There is inherent danger in messing with herbivores" spoken like a seasoned Ark veteran.

[@docbuck]

Awesome. I've been binging Roanoke's videos for 3 days killing time, hoping that he would release a new one. Sweet.

[@benjaminehendiwo8147]

What i love the most about this video is how you took time to explain how the concept of the movie ties to real life with the whole parasite explanation. Loved it!

[@Arzon527]

0:35 I was eating and you almost made me choke on my food, bravo.

[@SugarSloth]

Thank you for making every one of your videos both educational, AND entertaiing.

[@Valdreag17]

With your confusion with the fertilizer truck, generally for plotlines if you tell the audience a plan you have to have something go wrong. If you don’t tell the audience the plan, you can do whatever you want.

[@nukacolacompany2534]

It's dumb

[@allgoodnamesaretaken6145]

Halfway through a nightmare month of work, doing 6 10s til February. Lookin forward to spending part of my day off listening to the man himself while I cook. Thanks much Roanoke, wishing you good luck and reliable machinery

[@pierbelizaire1495]

"Ill never eat bugs" - said by roanoke as he goes head first into a bucket of shrimp and crab legs

[@gabrielboorom2683]

Bleh ocean boogs.

[@nathanaelhavlik4293]

Pan-Crustacea, baby!

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

There’s a huge difference between bugs and seafood. Idk if this comment is anti-seafood or pro eating bugs but either way, genuinely, WHY????

[@gabrielboorom2683]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Feel free to elaborate as you crack lobster claws and eat crab legs. I'm all ears.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@gabrielboorom2683 sure right after you answer my question

[@mattwing311]

Anglerfish Facts! In most species, a wide mouth extends all around the anterior circumference of the head, and bands of inwardly inclined teeth line both jaws. The teeth can be depressed so as to offer no impediment to an object gliding towards the stomach, but prevent its escape from the mouth.[25] The anglerfish is able to distend both its jaw and its stomach, since its bones are thin and flexible, to enormous size, allowing it to swallow prey up to twice as large as its entire body.

[@chappie-do4992]

18:06 I'm glad to see Angler Fish is still enemy #1 😂

[@sofa_table]

Came for the biology, stayed for the angler fish slander

[@hobgloblinexmortis7651]

Hey Roanoke. I hope you see this comment and can answer this question in your next video. Do you consider Finding Nemo a horror movie since there is that one scene with the Anglerfish chasing Dory and Marlin?

[@reksew987]

This is one of those movies from my childhood where I’d sit down and watch it on ScyFy one Saturday night with my dad. Only ever saw it once, during the time ScyFy had a new movie every Saturday night, but it’s one of those weird core memories we all have as kids where, for some reason, you vaguely remember something, but not enough to explain it well enough to find it again. It wasn’t even special to me, just one of those things you just remember for some reason. I never thought I’d learn the name of this random movie whose scenes occasionally invade my thoughts. It’s a little surreal to be honest. Good video as always, and thank you for helping cross out one of those things that kept me frustrated as I tried to remember the name.

[@crwydryny]

There's a webcomic called "freefall" set on a colony world in the process of being terraformed (with a lot of realistic science applied to the setting) one of the main characters is a vet, but as there are very few animals on the planet his job involves sending the planet with microbes and parasites for the very reason stated in the beginning of the video. At one point her quips he's single because it's hard to date when you tell people you have tapeworms (referring to his lab not his body)

[@dmb2013derek]

The worst thing about angler fish is growing up I always thought that they were the size of a football or something. Nope 5 to 6 feet long

[@commanderryroe]

14:10- losing my mind at the short detox rant because this is exactly what my dad says every time he hears about/sees detoxing. He gets so pressed about it

[@RoanokeGaming]

I'm your father

[@commanderryroe]

@@RoanokeGaming OMG DAD!!??

[@lorddemonoss3945]

26:45 yeah! You are eating bug! Sushi is made from the bottom feeders/roaches of the seas.

[@TTTiefling69]

A quick explanation to why farmers would be using feed that's bad for their cows. This system they have of "we give you feed, you sell us back the cows" is actually incredibly common in farming both in flora and fauna farming. It sounds like a good deal but the problem is exclusivity. During an amount of time in a contract you MUST get feed from them and you MUST sell to them. This is actually a bigger problem in plant farming because you can be in violation of a contract you don't even know about because your neighbor has a contract and because a few seeds ended up on your property (which happens) your whole farm is at risk because you just broke trademark law and now you have a choice. Sign the contract yourself or give up the farm to someone who will

[@connorroot5728]

I doubt you’ll see this but man… you’re the best. You brought back my wanting to go into the med field and to med school. Not to mention, without these videos I doubt I’d still have the wanting to learn more and more. You make learning fun. Also, I partially agree on detox stuff. Physically it doesn’t do much but make you slightly dehydrated which help make you more hydrated making you actually detox but it does help in a psychiatric sense… stuff is weird and people are dumb lol

[@MintJellyProductions]

I love this channel so much! I was wondering though if there was a specific place that we can ask for movies to be covered. I've been trying to get more people to watch a movie called Indigenous and their "chupacabra". The creature effects are so good for a lower budget movie.

[@zacharysantiago6507]

I had to pause the video and come down to the comments to say Roanoke is on point with his jokes. Always wear a rain jacket, and a toothpick in a meth lab. That shit got me good.

[@johngriffey3902]

Something tells me that Roanoke is a 2A kinda guy... Love it, keep up the good work!

[@brittanycampbell2063]

Nothing like a liver eating parasite to start off my Saturday 😅

[@brittanycampbell2063]

Also, whenever I hear the word protozoa I immediately think of the Rockstar from zenon girl of the 21st century 🤣

[@anonymouspotato4899]

>AN organ that detoxes your body Brother you've got four: a liver, two kidneys, and a spleen all dedicated to filtering the crap out of your blood

[@Bad_mage]

The dreaded liver eating parasite was my nickname in highschool

[@josephthompson9893]

I work for a meat department and we have certain tags for each peice of meat. Also we always wash hands when moving from different meats like beef and chicken.

[@kamikazipidgion]

The genetic manipulation of cows reminds me of the movie Isolation (2005), which deals with unexpected deadly side effects of DNA experiments on cows. Might make for a good review down the line.

[@Genshion]

Always nice to see one of these videos and hear Papa Roanoke say this one could be more possible than you'd think...

[@kenyaillianart4346]

Roanoke’s limitless hatred for angler fish is hilarious to me because they’re one of my favorite deep sea animals. It’s the dolphins that freak me out. Would much rather hang out with an angler fish than a pod of bored orcas.

[@RoosSkywalker]

Last time I heard dolphins rape people, not angler fish.

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

28:11 hey thats not a cow

[@Xylarxcode]

If it was just the science dissection, I probably wouldn't stick around, but it's the humor and frank way of putting things in combination with the science that makes me stick around. I'm not gonna lie, usually the science is beyond me and I have hard time grasping what it actually means, but you manage to explain it in terms that make sense to me, even if I don't actually know what it means. The channel fascinated and entertains me through your delivery as much as the actual content, so for whatever it's worth, I'm here for it.

[@Amos-Timmy-Burton]

Pretty much the same. I love his reviews, his humour, but the science part...i don't understand a word, usually.

[@legionma1956]

Watching this on my second day in hospital with an unknown infection in both ancles, waiting for a doctor to come tomorrow, thanks for keeping me sane and entertained

[@Professor_K_Oss]

Poor Roanoke man, he seems to be having a very specific issue; let's all of us help him through it! Whatever it may be

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

Hunt and kill all Anglerfish?

[@Professor_K_Oss]

@@flaviomonteiro1414 I mean, that too

[@grimreaper2301]

Awesome video dude! I hope the next one is for the tardigrade monster from harbinger down!

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

Ladies and gentlemen I think I speak for everyone when I say yeah parasites suck but like Dr Roanoke said sadly we can't live without them which again suck.😂

[@RoanokeGaming]

Catch 22 😂

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

I knew you would be able to catch that reference,😏 pun very much intended by the way.😂

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

just give the parasites their own mini parasites, give em a taste of their own medicine

[@Tristan_Shuler]

Same thing as the “if you look at the dog from the side it looks like….my lawyer said I can’t finish that joke.” 😂😂😂

[@mattconley2815]

Thank you, Roanoke! Saw this movie when I was a kid and scared the crap out of me. Always remembered the weird blood sucking parasite movie, but I could never figure out what it was called! I'll let you know how my nightmares change now that things I've repressed are just flooding back 👌

[@Naedlus]

Re: Cow tipping: cows lie down to sleep.

[@RoanokeGaming]

They knew why I was already there 💪

[@Naedlus]

@@RoanokeGaming Which proves cows are smarter than people give them credit for

[@TcFayebae]

Well now I have a whole new fear of parasites thanks.

[@rickyrich86]

“It comes at night” is a great movie for this channel

[@GavoMcaDez]

I've been looking for this movie forever but could never remember the name! Thank you for both finding it and covering it

[@shadowhammer1433]

Farmer from South Africa. Love your content Roan! ❤

[@Fink-id6yg]

Nothing like a new Roanoke post. The cover photos alone make me feel so extremely excited.

[@Dualbladedscorpion7737]

35:25 hmm i know only one worm monster with a pair of wings similar to this thing and its very pale in terms of skin color....it's called a Khezu, I've hunted some before and they are very strange wyverns. Look them up when you get the chance you'll see what i mean.

[@nvcimiano]

Always happy to see a new Roanoke video!

[@Learn.The.Hardway]

Roanoke! Your videos and breakdowns are something I get SO excited for! I hope you're doing well!

[@d3ftz_.v997]

Great video as always

[@Bigbadredg14nt]

Your descriptions are fantastic and the work around words you use for some things are fantastically hilarious and ridiculous.

[@sun_patrol8610]

Good work guy!

[@DrJonesMDK]

My guy is touching the worm with his bare hands!

[@PrimalMoz]

Man one thing i hate about your vids is that top left corner i dropped my phone picked it up and seen the broken screen lol scared the hell out of me lol. Keep up the good work mate. :) Love your vids

[@zaggyboy100]

great review! I hadnt heard of this and now really want to watch it. Im a "bit old" and this also has the vibe of a great old movie from 1966 'the island of terror'.

[@chayceplumley102]

Unrelated to the video but those weird lines at the top right of the video whenever it’s a scene from the movie made me think I had broke my phone and I almost had a heart attack 😋

[@davidhover310]

I learn so much from ur content bro thank you 😁. Keep up the hard work and I hope ur move goes smoothly for you.

[@generalslothingtoniii7949]

Hey, farmer here, we watch. Keep up the good stuff brother.

[@jackalope2302]

Astrology person here. Regarding 24:08, a planetary retrograde is when a planet seems to be moving backwards in the sky from our perspective here on Earth. What the planet rules be thrown out of balance. The planet Mercury rules communication, travel, automobiles, shipping, and mail. Mercury also tends to go retrograde three or four times a year.

[@PlaceHolder994]

19:56 got me laughing for a solid minute, excelent. I love this channel, the perfect mix of interesting, informative, and funny.

[@ravenboyce953]

"UwU I have a spine now" Is today's quote of the day. lol

[@jesshorn257]

I'm a farmer that watches you and I love the xenobiology you cover because you talk about subjects I can look up to get a better understanding of biology

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

Same. I'm a beef cattle and hay farmer, so it helps to stay informed with Roanoke's educational manner. This episode hits close to home, literally.

[@jesshorn257]

@@_GeneralMechanics_ small grains myself(wheat/beans)...but with horses, chickens, and friends that do large livestock it helps to have an understanding between hoof n mouth and hoof rot...also I'm just a big nerd that finds GMO terrifying and interesting at the same time...plus I agree with roanoke that rabies is the most terrifying disease hands down

[@_GeneralMechanics_]

​@@jesshorn257 My father and I have been cross breeding Pinzgauer and Charolais for the past 10 years out of 30 years in the farm business, that's the only genetic modification we're doing for their tenderness genes. We have them on a steady diet and feed program with a custom blend high protein, carbohydrate mix of corn gluten, cotton seed, crushed peanut and soybean hulls, with added range mineral and cattle cubes for the extra 20% protein. Our hay harvest this past year was diminished due to weather but we bought a few hundred fresh rolls of peanut straw and that's been real good for them. Being fresh, those rolls don't have any of the toxins they normally might have had they been left out in the elements.

[@jesshorn257]

@@_GeneralMechanics_ didn't know that peanut stalks could be used(live in the northern midwest)...for us it black angus/hereford crosses(black angus has bad temperament)...been hearing alot about scottish highland becoming common here also...thought I may try mini jersey cow and mini highland bull just to be more self sufficient

[@deansheets]

Now I'm afraid my IBD I picked up in the military is actually a parasite. Damn it. New fear unlocked.

[@james_ogle]

Thank you for supporting us farmers and making great videos like these!