ROASTED: Tony Hinchcliffe is always ready to hit the showers! | KILL TONY

[@DavidLucasComedian]

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[@tomdistler6364]

Detroit????

[@ghostfrieza2904]

are you coming to North Korea? please?

[@dapperdan7229]

Hear me out: Branson I get it, but they'll NEVER see it coming 👀

[@steveswamp]

Tony is looking more unhealthy then usual. Is he doing hard drugs now? He looks like complete crap.

[@robertcummingsjr3771]

Bring that funny to NC man👈🏽 love your act👈🏽👍🏽🇺🇸🦅💪🏽

[@jameshattawayart4451]

Every week, I patiently wait in hopes to see David battle Tony. That is true friendship.

[@deacondean7607]

Bro I totally agree with you this is gold

[@jjjj8886]

Can you imagine boo capone murders lucas on every episode. I wonder how the roast me crew would do on kill tony

[@bakedinspiration]

You and tony could do an entire show of just roasting each other.

[@nicholaswhitehead3437]

Would love some sort podcast with these two

[@texasclouds2040]

yeah it’s called KT 😂

[@morgangreen2601]

Its best not to over do a show like this

[@TJ-wn7kc]

Truth

[@dickslaughter2]

Ye that wouldn't get boring

[@Jake-jv9ff]

“You look like if Run the Jewels walked”🤣😭😭 You two roasting each other is prime time every time

[@kalisthenicsking1064]

That shit was funny as hell

[@andrewfreeman88]

Killer Mike is probably bigger lol..

[@CG_0121]

That was so fkn good

[@gofanman8455]

Bro imagine being this funny and opening for Brendan Schaub 🤣

[@MrAlexmiele8910]

I'd leave after the opening act. Lol

[@breakfasttacos8087]

omega lul

[@pooch3183]

Does he really?! That is WILD!

[@nicholasgilvin6396]

There’s literally nothing funny about Brendan besides the fact he’s surrounded by real talent all the time but is still garbage.

[@llamabot9889]

Like eating Ice Cream then eating lettuce directly after

[@dennyrose3689]

The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.

[@love.drones]

seriously blows my mind. we're witnessing true talent.

[@Baghuul]

I cant comprehend how unfunny people like Amy Schumer have sold out arenas

[@Wwjsd]

That 7 piece slow combo was epic 😂

[@lynchinjesus]

Oh yeah referencing a movie and then quoting it and rhyming some random words at the end. Very impressive 🙄🙄🙄

[@spearson822]

You and Tony need a podcast or a show together. They way you guys feed off each other is great

[@spencewhite9215]

"You look like Run the Jewels if they walked everywhere" 🤣🤣🤣 bruhhh

[@thnzxc]

Loved that one🤣

[@billbunch6762]

☠️

[@muszr00m]

This was one of the best roasts ever. You were on fire dude! 🔥

[@iamBlackTech95]

“Booty cheeks clinched. Can’t take another inch” is so funny 😂

[@RagnarLoudpak]

“Tony smokes with cigarettes!” That’s a goated reference 😂

[@thefreshwes]

Is that from the kid stealing his grandma's car?

[@RagnarLoudpak]

@@thefreshwes yea, also might be a Boondocks reference

[@afroblast8460]

David and Tony need their own show. That line cook at Applebees joke was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@love.drones]

Tony had me dying! " you better fondon't ask me about this again"

[@liqquasippa28]

Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.

[@unc9106]

“ like we ain’t even did shit who wanna shower already????” 😂😂😂😂

[@PaullHutchh]

I love you guys the chemistry is off the charts absolutely hilarious

[@hapaharley1706]

The fact you let him get the first one in, then came back w an epic counter was so good. You 2 are so good together

[@tayw4090]

one of the best roast sessions you two have had in a while. Amazing.

[@JDunk-tg5vr]

I love the constant roasts between them two because they CUT DEEP. But it's still all in fun and respect at the end. Big ups to the KILL TONY Show

[@eldaveo9356]

Hahahah my guilty pleasure is looking up you and Tony roasting each other. Keep it up brother your blowing up

[@thehumandrive]

““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂

[@samsapper2658]

I love how they don't step on each others jokes and just take the roast.

[@Grant25]

Podcast with you and Tony is the move David!

[@Syte425]

I Swear!!💯💯💯 make that happen David

[@Gixsir]

You know the world isn’t fucked up when David is opening for Brendan Schaub. David is a legend in the making

[@direwolfbear6357]

Wtf? Brendan should be opening for David

[@thepoeticbutcher3370]

@@direwolfbear6357 ……Brendan shouldn’t be doing Comedy..

[@vesuvius2444]

@@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed

[@nicholasgilvin6396]

@@thepoeticbutcher3370 1000% agree but then again neither should Rogan. Greatest UFC commentary and good pod caster but terrible stand up.

[@theohuioiesin6519]

😂 surely you meant the opposite

[@jacobearles1233]

Dude David's laugh is infectious 😂

[@invntiv]

This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe. Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode

[@davidgaskins2589]

watch the show roast me on all def digital, he isn't even top 3 on the show

[@detroitmidunkin2138]

The hat to the back joke was golden 🤣😂🤣

[@AaronFortin]

"That must be the diabetes coat you've got on" -Low key the best roast by Tony

[@onedayatatime007]

I think he said quilt, but I could be wrong. Quilt implying stitched together and larger.

[@SalThomas]

@@onedayatatime007 correct.

[@cleansoles912vision7]

Bruh u killed me with the bully shit 😂😂

[@juan2three6]

Pile of tarantulas on your head was tooo on point lolol maybe even more than the 4th grade bully line🤣

[@ClipCoyote]

Tony looks like he normally crosses the street when he sees a black man. I think these exchanges are good for him.

[@jameshattawayart4451]

Bhahahaha. The nasal tone says it all. Consider it exposure therapy

[@AC-ql5gb]

"Tony smokes with cigarettes"🤣

[@Chedda3000music]

David Lucas is a veteran of ADD’s “Roast Me” so he can do this all day. Good to see Tony able to keep up!

[@fullyilluminated]

Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.

[@Inkhed1]

Always! I wait every ep for this interaction.

[@joeybader8342]

The calories vape joke was one of my favorite between these two

[@monbon398]

Tony telling David he picks up the soap with his toes 😂😂😂

[@inspiredphoenix4001]

This was HILARIOUS David! First found you in Roast me!! Love you❤️❤️❤️👍🏾💯

[@Guyonnn]

As funny as David’s jokes are, he laughs hardest at the dumbest jokes. “Fondon”t” 😂😂😂

[@grantmoss3681]

Greatest moments of the shows is David and Tony roasting each other

[@artofsoul]

Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.

[@boskar10]

Man them two is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@jakedettman1869]

The way they insult each other but it makes them love each other more is the best

[@vhutch11]

David and Tony in love. This is just banter 🤣

[@oneofthosepeople2101]

It is so awesome when two humans can rip on each other and grow closer as a community.

[@rynebalentine7883]

🤣😂 THE ONLY person that buys his vaps at Trojan 😂🤣

[@kevngu7256]

Man I wish I can roast people like that. This is friendly roast love it

[@negativeindustrial]

Attend public school in NYC. You’ll meet eighth graders harder than these two.

[@jamman492]

Best back and forth between David and Tony in awhile!

[@GumboRyan]

This was a good one 😂

[@Somegoy]

Dude that smokes with cigarettes line killed me

[@MrKoolCash]

These roast sessions are hilarious!!!

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

Just wanna say man.. recently discovered kill tony.. really enjoy you and Tony bustin balls... especially Tony.... ya know what I mean.. 😂thanks for the laughs!

[@Mukka108]

First you grab a piece of meat then you boil it in some heat,then u shove it in a bun,David lucas having fun😂

[@The__Gent]

David and Tony the best thing to ever happen.

[@SirMacNoot1017]

"What vape is that? Does it have calories????"😭😭😂😂😂😂😂Dynamic duo for sure

[@danebeee1]

Never ever gets old 👊👊

[@Jamesp0nd]

You post the best clips you always know what your subscribers and fans like 👍

[@Steve-ec6ed]

BRUH!!! I straight died though this entire thing! Both of yall ROASTED each other!

[@jameshattawayart4451]

Tony's hat is backwards so his boyfriend can grab it like a handle while he's drilling him out.

[@direwolfbear6357]

Is that how your boyfriend likes it?

[@popeaddiklyfe410]

Ew

[@Trohawkk]

so glad i discovered this

[@pfale3240]

Got in trouble for laughing so loud. Tony vs David needs to hit the road

[@bigeric1030]

Bruh, y’all were ON FIRE this night! This was like Rocky and Apollo in the first movie!

[@knowun]

"How many sleeping bags..." Damn!

[@VikingZeroReviews]

Only David could say a joke twice and it still be funny

[@carltonayoola1034]

“Not all of us are line cooks at applebees” 🤣🤣🤣

[@7LLLLLL]

Trojan vape..... Lmao thats fighting words

[@LavizzoPack]

“Tony the only person that buy his vapes from Troooojan” 🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄

[@VTheGonk]

Never gets old!! Love this

[@zodiac6552]

That was a fucking BATTLE. You and Tony roast sessions are the best shit in the whole show in my opinion. Much love fam Edit I wish more people would do this, now days everyone gets so fucking butthurt about simple roast jokes. People need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the show

[@devolta]

One of the best, David Lucas!

[@americanbritton9827]

David is on FIRE! 🔥 🔥

[@roycuffee8387]

Yoooo this is so good!! 😂😂

[@tyleroconnor1534]

could watch these two go back and forth all day

[@dre04040404]

Crushed it once again 🔥

[@Smokkedandslammed]

Yo, when this episode of KT came out, the roast you guys did to each other was some of the funniest shit I've heard in a hot minute, I can't wait to come to your show when you come to Houston!

[@dennyrose3689]

If there is a world record for who has roasted each other the most in life. It’s definitely David and Tony

[@alfonzo9289]

This is pure gold 🤣🤣

[@lezzlove4841]

David and Tony make this show what it is

[@jvhnny8693]

I like how tony can take the jokes and sometimes add to them🔥

[@Retcon__]

Funny shit. Good to see you slaying

[@bunbun678]

Just subscribed, I knew you were talented since the time I seen you on Roast Me. You can literally see how much you have improved on comedy, you are going places my friend, trust me I know. I'm Mark Zimmerman. This message has been approved by: Mark Zimmerman

[@GST_HENNN]

"1ST U GRAB A PIECE UH MEAT, THEN U BOIL IT N SOME HEAT... THEN U PUT IT N UH BUN, NOW DAVID LUCAS HAVIN FUN"!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@sonliving]

Lol.. to good 🤯 both the laughs!!

[@NiiCo415]

When you say badder, do you mean like cake?? 😂😂😂😂 that was some clever shit

[@BLCancer]

Killed it again.

[@Jamesp0nd]

Oh and your set was perfect

[@ZelMG]

The trojan joke 🤣

[@rocbaby23]

This is the funniest one i seen so far lolol

[@SheenyRecords]

Tony invites comedians to hit the showers before and after every show 😂

[@wolfepackfishing]

We need a Tony vs David compilation video asap. Shit would have me 🤣

[@meema844]

Fuck man that was awesome. Idk if I've seen a better roast-off, no one got openly mad, the roasts went hard but were still funny AF. Good competition, made it a lot more entertaining. Keep it goin!

[@CFletcher16]

One of the best so far lmao

[@austincollins6307]

This dude might have the quickest wit in comedy rn

[@theohuioiesin6519]

Yea. Normand quick

[@Ryo7_7]

Lmao that was good 🤙🏽

[@idontlikestuff]

Happy to see David getting all these oppertunities. Get em mane.

[@AudioDestinyHQ]

Love this episode. The gym joke got me good

[@BuggysTowJam]

David is a beast! A comedy God!

[@KNachev]

"that's what the kids at school say" 🤣

[@itsfine9136]

David Lucas doesn't open for Brendan Schaub. Brendan Schaub closes for David Lucas.

[@sams4717]

This man is hilarioussss. GA represent!!

[@dudelove5316]

He said “WE ARE HERE” and all I could think was “DAVID LUCAS IS HEEEERE!” 🎵🎶