Roasting A Convicted Murderer | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

[@kevinsnyder1390]

Schulz out here putting the laughter in manslaughter.

[@mplasma1430]

😂

[@VipersNest]

Nice one

[@andyhype2546]

damn, clever and dark. You should get a PhD for that one chief.

[@ahnrho]

Damn.

[@alphamoonman]

Oh shit

[@sh0lle]

‘I murdered a comedian making fun of me’ would be a perfect answer.

[@disorderedenthropy]

You think that egotistical prick has that kind of sense of humor?

[@Chaz_NFQ]

These r the best two comments in the whole ass video 😂 @vin C & @sh0lie

[@sarthakparikh5988]

Or he could've made said : "Yo Mama"

[@sgtcaco]

Perfect comment.

[@meanmachine2003]

hmm joker vibes

[@JoePhillips1983]

I love comedians that interact with the crowd, but this guy is on another level

[@moonie1825]

He reminds me of patrice o neal

[@bevrosity]

yeah, the lowest level.

[@tysquirt111]

His crowd work special is so good. Literally just an improv special.

[@juanangeles4965]

Look up Frenchy. He does a lot of that

[@leviwebb5810]

@@bevrosity usually where good comedy comes from

[@beardymcbeardface69]

"8 years in prison will teach you that." "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

[@MarksTournaments]

😂😂😂

[@quilalifestyle]

😂😂😂

[@ahmedkeremsayar]

first time i laughed so much to a comment kudos mate

[@FAZEEL-ey2en]

😂😂😂😂

[@toronto416.]

Didn't get the joke

[@chikoman4926]

He posted this a year ago and had to take it down cuz the dude in the vid aka the murderer wanted it taken down, had to blur his face this time!

[@bereketmihretu7532]

9:07 might need a reupload

[@_NegusFreeman]

Bereket M 0.25 playback speed 😉

[@TessyTest19]

@@bereketmihretu7532 Also 3:11

[@dasaini]

If you don’t want everyone to know you are a murderer, don’t tell people in public 🤷‍♂️

[@cypher_2259]

Oh cool

[@SouthernGothicYT]

The mood in the room is like when you have a really chill teacher and the class finished early so y'all just hanging out telling stories

[@mrqh406]

Yeppers , that feel😁

[@ssweetner]

Yea, good times😔

[@cold_thoughts]

Lovee thatt

[@teonyi]

My math teacher used to do that with us

[@crystalmasters8582]

Very true

[@sanket677]

8:59 Andrew:- "we don't gotta say it" Also Andrew:- *ROASTING A CONVICTED MURDERER*

[@narcoskeptic]

Facts I was like... I think we gotta say it no???

[@timothyfloogle]

Ross did it first

[@blkspade23]

@Alien Intention It's pretty easy that he'd play it loose with the word murder. Someone could have ended up dead, where the charge/conviction wasn't 'Murder". Manslaughter carries a lighter minimum sentence, and some people will likely still refer you as a murderer.

[@sanderluik6298]

So this is cut down slightly. This was uploaded a year ago and taken down because of the blurred guy. In the original it wasn't blurred and he ended up saying he was a murderer

[@x_diiamond_x9789]

@Alien Intention He was convicted for manslaughter due to reckless behavior

[@wazopaio]

This dude goes to jail for murder then when he gets out, his girl has the balls to tear his house up? Man...

[@SuckMyRidges]

That’s woman bro

[@colbybarton8182]

Amen. Women are just on another level these days

[@Testibus00]

She was blurred out but you could see she was kinda hot. If you're hot enough, you're definitely capable of crazy shit.

[@thelaurens1996]

Two years later though

[@eric-jr2nf]

VVomen are attracted to violent men

[@garrett2597]

“You don’t ask your mom to cut your pancakes?” “8 years in prison will teach you that”

[@dryxeyes]

This is gold lmao

[@ClearChoiceMethodology]

This is actually funny

[@Brodyjaxon]

This guy seems like a poser

[@masterwordless]

I have achieved the goal of being the 2000th person to like a comment thank you for your help

[@kelbymasey4453]

🤣😂🤣😂😂💀💀

[@Mme.magique]

I like that everyone clapped when he said he’d been out for 2 years like he was 2 years sober

[@karanbirsinghbhullar]

I was waiting for him to say wait till you hear what i was in for.

[@BusinessWolf1]

That's because it's very hard for fellons to get back into regular life. They usually end up going back inside.

[@tyrog3839]

Yeah because the likelihood of going back to prison after release is in the 90s so it is impressive

[@John...44...]

Yeh but he shouldn't have been in jail in the first place.... No way would I give someone a round of applause because they had only been to jail once.... So far 😂😂

[@BFswithGFs]

What’s weird is that he said all the black ppl were clapping for him but it was actually white ppl clapping for a white ex con

[@hereLiesThisTroper]

What a weird dude. His head is all white and blurry.

[@sigmanewsyt]

Not on the og upload and now it's blurred

[@edgarsantanabaez]

Niiels r/WOOOSHH

[@sigmanewsyt]

@@edgarsantanabaez I read it now and don't know what I was thinking 35 minutes ago I'm a retard😂 and the worst part is I manage meme pages as a job I'm actually disappointed in myself usually in the person that wooshes others....

[@moisesmendoza5005]

I actually laughed at this

[@the_17th_dragon32]

And boxlike too

[@gerbilman204]

I love how he always makes himself laugh. It's almost as if he's doing a comedy show for himself and the audience is just along for the ride.

[@halalmeatz5644]

That’s how funny people are. The comedy is for them. We just along for the ride.

[@DM-wj8br]

Those are always my favorite moments...when a comedian genuinely makes himself crack up.

[@its_only_karma7440]

This guy would roast satan if he was at the show

[@joealyjim3029]

You gotta exist to go to shows tho

[@DMNSMN]

So why didn't you go 😂

[@aadishaayush3546]

Tom Ellis ain't that free.

[@echoblast798]

"Look at this mans horns....talk about kanines..."

[@Thearbiter96]

Funny how I’m the 666th like of this comment🤔

[@brokeforever]

"Where you from bro?" "8 years in prison will teach you that"

[@Libtard]

Who learns to be a mechanic in prison?

[@rawbhd4477]

@Multiple People maybe two people happened to make the same joke. There’s some food for thought dumbass

[@cheers9503]

@@Libtard I heard they do that as a job

[@cheers9503]

@Multiple People my man he copied that joke doesn't mean he's trying to get likes, he's spreading the joy

[@StinkkyJ]

@Multiple People you sir just got ratio’d

[@ceej7]

Even criminals aren't safe from Schulzy lol

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Lmfao I love it

[@ashleymailer6376]

He truly doesn’t care 😂😂😂

[@ashleymailer6376]

Rich Family that’s what everyone calls him

[@DonEttelo]

Rich Family How do you misspell his name twice when his name is in the title of the video?

[@PotawatomiThunderNew]

You say even criminals are safe, but I don’t even think this is the craziest one. Did you ever see the video where the girl had a seizure in the audience? Shultz roasted her, roasted people giving her medical attention, and roasted the paramedic in the audience who got offended by it. That one tripped me out, that’s the wildest one I can think of off the top of my head

[@davidbrienlantry8760]

I am impressed that you handled this the way you did. It could have gone horribly wrong. You maintained control, were respectful to the ex-con and most importantly, kept everybody interested and laughing. Nice work.

[@cl20999]

How many times a day do you think this dude randomly inserts the fact that he was locked up into conversations? "Did you use my sock as toilet paper?" "8 years in prison will teach you that."

[@xxxdemonitation9538]

all the time you already know

[@Tazandd]

"8 years in the institution did a lot"

[@lastotallyawesome7830]

mrpimpinwhiteguy 8yrs in prison will do that to you

[@tuttosalve8352]

I mean is that really random tho, like if he's using dude's socks as toilet paper, kinda warrants an explanation lmao

[@totilsom]

Exactly! Dude must be a vegan and the urge is too great

[@ledfloyd9035]

This guy is good with the crowd. He roasts them, but not so bad it actually offends them. Which is far harder than it sounds.

[@shawnkay5462]

Schulz is the only guy that can do this. Hes a already a legendary comic.

[@allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164]

Mashallah tbark Allah alhamudillah inshallah better astgfrallah

[@JorgeRomero7]

Mastery of tension. He must be a great storyteller as well.

[@VanCough]

He usually doesn't give a fuck and actually offends them lol. Pretty sure he was just treading lightly here because he doesn't want to actually get killed lmao

[@kryx6620]

Experience with telling offensive jokes my dude

[@PhantomSavage]

... there are some people just born to work a crowd This dude didn't even have a routine, it feels like he just showed up and started riffing right out the gate off the top of his head... that's almost Chapelle levels of crowd working skills, holy shit.

[@sirbobbya]

That’s the best imo

[@maximocool5798]

Why he is not in some big ass theater thou?

[@noah3968]

@@maximocool5798 because it's more personal in smaller crowds. You can work a smaller crowd better and you're closer to them. Thats pretty much all this guy does is work crowds

[@maximocool5798]

@@noah3968 so his tickets must be expensive because this guy can be in a big ass theater making bank

[@noah3968]

@@maximocool5798 idk man. I've never looked into his prices. From the videos I've seen of him it seems like he goes to the same improv comedy bars

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

Normally I can't stand comedians that laugh at their own jokes but there's something about Schulz that makes me ignore that. He's really good.

[@bouncybooty3252]

It's so fucking annoying

[@Kumorini]

@@bouncybooty3252 😐

[@nickmccain9249]

It’s because most comics write their jokes beforehand so they are just laughing at a joke they wrote and told tons of times already so it’s not authentic. Andrew is really laughing because the jokes are on the spot

[@itsme.D]

He's unbearable. Goofy, awkward, and way too contrived

[@BoDiddlee]

​@@itsme.Dthis is older stuff though.. He's really found his style, is so much more comfortable on stage these days. And he is KILLING IT right now..

[@jackeysmith19]

Why do I feel like he wanted to tell people he was in prison

[@TheEpicphale]

@Have-a- Cigar you ok?

[@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207]

@Have-a- Cigar ? what made you bet?

[@jackeysmith19]

Have-a- Cigar nope I’m from New Zealand

[@lucasperez7149]

Have-a- Cigar shoulda left at the first one that was funny as hell 😂

[@joealyjim3029]

Cause he did

[@debbiep99]

No one laughs as hard as Andrew at his own jokes 😂😂 Edit: to clarify I think it's hilarious and a good thing

[@dumevision4573]

James Moody yup

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@James Moody You didn't have to comment that either, and neither do I have to comment this.

[@Phil.The.Lumberjack]

He's a white Steve Harvey

[@sherlockholmes304]

@James Moody but you didn't need to comment that either, like i didnt need to comment this, but here i am commenting on a video just cause i can just like you can but think about the people who cant, Daniel is 14 and his limbs were lost to a cane rat in papa nu Guinea, now Daniel cant comment on any social media, some say his life is over some say he has been saved.................

[@MrStaakes]

Go look up drew lynch

[@CodyDTD]

"8 years in prison will teach you how to renovate a truck". Hmmm. I find that very easy to believe. Kinda random he just threw that out there though lmao

[@theogbunn7672]

Some prisons have like metal working shops or auto shops for inmates that are trustees. So I could forsure see it. Just depends on where he was at.

[@Pumpkin0_0]

He wanted to share that he's been to prison for 8 years because, like you've seen in this video, certain people clapped for him being out after a crime that he committed. "Badge of honor", I guess. Or he wants to make himself seem tougher around other people.

[@kp-iv2mp]

@@Pumpkin0_0 probably the latter.

[@Haveink]

Its a weird flex

[@Canonfudder]

@@theogbunn7672 Good on him, getting his life together, creating some stuff.

[@BikingVikingHH]

I’m still not sure what she did to “mess up the house”; most I could gather was she leaned the screen doors/windows that she wanted fixed from her house up against the classic truck he just got done *restoring** (I am a mechanic and never heard of someone referring to it as “renovating” LOL), and eight years sounds about right for third-degree murder/killing someone in a “bad fight” with good behavior/parole.

[@xuploads]

screens are sort of like cheap removable tints you can put on the inside of vehicle windows

[@haydenclement2738]

She took some old window screens from the house and put them in the back of his restored and freshly washed truck.

[@dawnieb.7394]

All these years later, please insert here the GIF of Pop from "Moonstruck" weeping at the table: I'M CONFUSED (still)

[@oliverb.3051]

It’s really simple. She touch some thing and got rid of something that was not hers l;automatically a violation.

[@jessebrill145]

involuntary manslaughter, 8 years is the maximum penalty. Edit: to the people arguing the maximum sentencing, I'm referring to federal law, in which many states will defer to for first time offenders.

[@theogbunn7672]

That depends on the state though. And almost everywhere but like Texas does 1 for 2 or even 1 for 3. People almost never do their full sentences if they dont act out a ton while theyre inside. Thats why you always hear people say "get 8 and be out in 5" or whatever. Either on parole or just in general. Its pretty rare that someone does their full time.

[@giggityeffyou]

Do you get time for self defense? Like if somebody tries breaking into your home?

[@GLAMOURSK1LLS]

@@giggityeffyou yes. I dated a girl whose dad was in jail for defending himself in a fight but the dude ended up dying. Didnt stay with her long enough to ask full details because I didnt wanna put her in that position to disclose that kind of info either. However probably not if someone was breaking in. In the case I'm talking about no one was breaking into anything, pretty sure it was at a bar.

[@romeogaray]

giggityeffyou depends on the state, in most states you could go to jail if you kill someone who enters your house to steal something. Texas has stand your ground laws so you could kill a thief and you would be fine

[@michaelcantu6071]

giggityeffyou in most cases no, but it depends on the state you live in and the circumstance.

[@sergiopirela5864]

*Asks this guy about anything* “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

[@narimoto11]

-¿Did you order Pepsi sir? “Yeah well 8 years in prison will do that for you.”

[@jonathangreyes]

“Did you just order a rare steak?” “ yeah well 8 years in prison will do that to you”

[@ethanwebber7056]

"You like getting pounded by dudes?" "8 years in prison will do that to you"

[@thisisyourusernameondrugs9373]

My mother was killed by the fire nation

[@yee9072]

"I did 20 years in the can"

[@whitedevil2]

"how would you like your steak, sir?" "8 years in prison. raw."

[@prestonzefereo4576]

Bro I'm crying...I laughed at this harder than the comedy

[@7trillioncells598]

Hahahahahahahhaha

[@jakobsubcliff5157]

Lmfaooo

[@austinfowler85]

"RAW" no you dittent

[@imagine1st381]

it's fookin rawwwwwwwwwwwww

[@chrissonderleiter5699]

This video really showcases Andrew's overall skill and talent as a comedian, the guy said he had anxiety about talking about it, and Andrew immediately turned the next joke on himself to try and take some of the attention off of him for a minute

[@swaggercre8ions518]

The guy couldn’t wait to flex his been in Jail and the girl couldn’t wait to flex how dangerous her man is...

[@focusaddiction3460]

You are damn right dude

[@Fatloudpack]

Damn straight

[@danrodgers8667]

@@robertcop8825 that’s a better answer than saying murder cuz the atmosphere around the room would get real dark

[@Zorohudson]

@@robertcop8825 Her response was fine. Remember, she said from the jump they didn't wanna say. He was the one saying take it to the next level.

[@luiscervantes9886]

Dudeeeee everyone was having a good time ,I just don't see the point of bragging about been in prision like if it was fucking Harvard or Yale wtf with this guy and the worst part the lady was so fucking proud of him 😂 omg

[@jadenyiki]

Wife: Do you want pancakes today. Him: 8 years of prison will teach you that.

[@ceirho4741]

Hahahahaah

[@claws811]

Lmao

[@PrincessAfrica3]

🤣🤣

[@lilsleep3525]

I laughed at this harder than the video

[@DangerousCandy]

lmao

[@abhisheksathe123]

Evacuate the city Engage all defenses and get my man Andrew a Netflix Special

[@theogbunn7672]

It might already be on the way. He just won't tell us what company it's with. It very well could be netflix.

[@abrahammena2869]

TheOG Bunn i think it’s amazon

[@EGGINFOOLS]

Netflix would not let him do a skit like this. Too many pussies would get their feelings hurt.

[@newsrapper]

He Is releasing a special soon

[@christopherozurumba6775]

@@EGGINFOOLS True

[@lordpembridge303]

"He's going to say something stupid" Audience member completely clowned him 😂

[@Shaaan]

"Weirdest type of audience in the first row" in every of his fkin show man.

[@TitoTellsTheTruth]

Shaaan it’s because when they do the seating they ask you if you want to sit in the front row and at the same time advise you NOT to sit in the front row. It takes a special kind of person to sit in the front row

[@DS-me7kk]

That's why, even if I love Shultz I think some stuff is staged

[@AudioGreenade]

I guess most of the audience is weird, they just don't get to sit in the front row. 😄

[@bebepewdiepiebebepewdiepie1451]

@@TitoTellsTheTruth Have you been to a show of his and that's how you know this or ... ???

[@ionrotaru556]

Well he films every single one of his shows (which can be up to 4-6 or more per week if he's touring) and usually posts one good clip out of it (the best one). So to us it seems that one of these clips a week is a lot but that's probably not really the case. But he does probably get a more crazy audience than the average comedian does.

[@carlwitt7950]

4:28 NEVER ask "What did you do?"... always ask "What were you convicted of?". There's a HUGE difference between those two questions.

[@federicoeiriz42]

@@rain01010 nah he's right. Its a big communicational difference. He advises it to avoid triggering a deffensive attitude. When you perform F in an exam, you say "they gave me an F" When you perform A you say "I got an A"

[@agoogleuser8945]

Yeah but that's just dancing around like as if they didn't do anything? If you ask what they were convicted of, that implies that it wasn't their fault.

[@tekk2987]

I think hes saying that "what did you do" implies there is no context but "what are you convicted of" implies I dont care what you did but what did they get you for. I think this is what he meant

[@xavierjones5452]

@@rain01010 you can be convited and not have done the crime

[@MaddenDoctor]

Rayth Slayer it’s just simple psychology to help navigate through life easier. Take the advice....

[@angry__duck4616]

The guy who said “did you kill somebody” doesn’t sound too goofy for the conversation now

[@mrm9570]

That's what I thought

[@BijinMCMXC]

Yes he does. It wasn’t what he said but the way he said it. Goofy as hell.

[@dolfan29]

Bro if I was that guy who guessed right I would have yelled out at the end to Andrew, “BITCH I TOLD YOU!” 😂

[@aowwii]

when the professional comedian, who is working in dangerous territory, says that he will navigate the tension to narrow down the crime.. you leave it to him. this guy had no finesse and went completely against "navigating" it for the sake of being goofy lmao

[@youaregoingtolovethis]

You like that guy don't get it. Comedian was trying to build up the suspense and dude just went straight to most heinous crime of murder literally killing the suspense and the joke all at once. You do now what suspense means do you? That's like telling the ending of a movie to someone who just told you knot to tell the the ending.

[@papaboo._.]

"if its fucked up and you dont tell us we gonna assume the worse" "We are" "Thank you lady"😂

[@dylanmounsey7515]

One time I worked with a dude who went away for murder and one time we were sitting around on our coffee break and the boss was randomly like “so whyd you kill em?” 😂😂😂 what the fucc man

[@roleat]

The question had to be asked.

[@FluxProGaming]

Did he answer?

[@dhegadheer2600]

Did he answer tho ?

[@codename495]

So why did he kill him?

[@maryamsrour6347]

Dude why leave us hanging tho?

[@warlockthankless5323]

This dude punching dudes to death for disrespect and giving his crazy girlfriend a pass for destroying his property? Shiiiiiit. He can date my sister.

[@tristanjacobson5199]

Zam Buki lol

[@justinwithrow6802]

For real😂😂😂

[@JOFOTV]

the Fuckin King of KZbin comedy Schulz!!

[@lebabyjames2945]

Zam Buki He probably beats women but doesn’t kill them.

[@Skindrift]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@BernardoMartinsMateus]

the criminal seems to be bragging, the way he talks

[@denimlether5812]

Obviously

[@HumbleAstronaut]

Use to it from prison. Hopefully you never have to go and experience that..... Unless you deserve it. You probably deserve it.

[@BernardoMartinsMateus]

alex nifong what?

[@HumbleAstronaut]

@@BernardoMartinsMateus use to bragging from prison. Had to brag while he was in there probably

[@HumbleAstronaut]

@@BernardoMartinsMateus the end was sarcasm. I was higher than giraffe pussy

[@davidvictorsomerville6380]

There are some top tier comedians, and if you pay attention, they plant hecklers/audience members and script interactions. Everything Schultz is saying is right off the dome. Appreciate the authenticity

[@JohnWaxed]

Sometimes andrew just laughs at himself until other people do

[@cicada7788]

Luke Johnston more likely thinking of the next joke I feel this is how he keeps going so well

[@sowhat...]

@Some One they why does he laugh?

[@shannonhanna7696]

The best way to get people to laugh is to laugh at yourself as it makes most feel uncomfortable when they don't

[@raidermaxx2324]

yea man i dont find that dude really funny man. he's fucking more annoying than anything

[@CDA43]

it works

[@jeffreysalvador7076]

He faught someone and in that fight beat him so bad that the person died. It was accidental so that's why its manslaughter

[@heinz5714]

Same thing happened to me up here in Canada, I only got 38 months

[@Kshea44ify]

Well it depends on if he beat him in the fight or: beat him in a fight then proceeded to whack an unconscious/incapacitated person.

[@henrywinchester9372]

@@heinz5714 I feel like its fairly easy for a grown adult to fight clean with fists and stop when their unconscious... maybe one last kick in the stomache but fuck

[@zoeymarie2888]

Negative manslaughter can literally be multiple things

[@joys8634]

@@henrywinchester9372 one punch can kill someone clown

[@levifrench9021]

He was with his girl and thought he was gonna get roasted so he had to assert dominance by letting everyone in the room know he went to prison.

[@k7374-y4n]

This

[@ryanmike9850]

Nice psychological pick up and you’re right

[@253slaps9]

Lol so goofyy

[@PeachDragon_]

So he's an insecure bitch

[@vijayamin7736]

Still got roasted!

[@ClubsOG]

This guy is a depression killer man, one of the only things that can draw a smile or a laugh out of me these days, love it!

[@jorgeeduardoolivasluna1212]

Get help

[@cheman579]

@@jorgeeduardoolivasluna1212 that's tight that

[@stevenharris2230]

Dudes who've been to prison are like vegans, they'll tell everyone constantly.

[@daarisbaaris]

8 years of prison will teach you that

[@Jay-ro2vn]

Real dudes who've done real time would never say that they were in prison.

[@cutznfadez4683]

@@Jay-ro2vn cuz they don't have to. If you know, you know and you'll just see it written all over them

[@blackgoku1973]

Real inmates are like real veterans in that aspect, sure they might let you know but they won't brag about it

[@chriso2256]

@@Jay-ro2vn they don't need too have you ever heard the term prison swole.. you can tell who been in a cage a while

[@jordanw5833]

He toed the line there perfectly of taking a potential intense and awkward moment for everyone and respecting the man while still poking enough fun at the man to amuse everyone

[@alexandrosouroumidis7384]

Meanwhile in some penitentiary : - Welcome to Truck Renovation 101!

[@Luca-nx4du]

Hahahahahahhahahahsh

[@a1175779]

“Pimp my ride”

[@OFFTOPdaP]

I’m dead

[@Theeeeea]

Well actually yes, different prisons will have different programs to help inmates get on there feet faster with new skills

[@JoseGarcia-bu1dr]

I love this guy, he's so good at reading the audience and navigating his way around their responses and answers to make a joke out of thin air. He's like that one friend from your group who just has instant heat when they say something

[@kentucky89nation17]

He’s a genuine master at stalling the crowd and having no material... a self humoring genius!

[@ruairi360]

I thought this was shit and spent too long on one subject, everyone else seems to like it but I thought he was awful if I’m being honest

[@antoniosurl]

@@ruairi360 That’s exactly what I’m saying. It was god awful and he kept acting like he was laughing super hard but then broke to a straight face because even he knew what he was saying was garbage. As the video kept going longer and longer it got worse and worse. It’s not even that this guy isn’t my style of comedian, it’s just that this bit was really bad crowd work.

[@ruairi360]

@@antoniosurl yeah I couldn’t believe the amount of comments that loved it, some people are very easily entertained I guess 😂

[@lycan2494]

honestly he can talk to a crowd very well but the cringy forced laughter was wack

[@stronecrone4178]

@@ruairi360 if most people enjoyed it and you didnt i dont think some people are easily humoured but rather you are difficult to humor. Maybe you are the problem just think about it

[@ShaneFlett]

“Did he kill someone?” Dudes not ment for this😂😂

[@rasulbogdan6639]

Everytime Shulz steps on a stage someone in the crowd gets murdered.

[@TheNEW619]

Ooh. Poor choice of words. Lol

[@BrienAhern]

.wait

[@charliebaker3230]

8 years in prison will teach you that

[@eiyu-okuroryokan2634]

Them clapping before knowing what he did to be in jail 🤣 Imagine he had killed a whole family, and they where like "👏👏👏👏"

[@XoIoRouge]

Nah, he said 8 years. First Degree Murder is less than 8 years. Multiple counts of Murder is less than 8 years. If he actually did kill someone, it was Manslaughter. They said Fighting? For sure. Murder by pushing some guy into the edge of a bar or something, we've all seen that in films.

[@KaiThursday]

PLEASE PUT ANDREW SCHULZ IN GTA 6.

[@ryankasik7911]

Omfg lollll

[@mtauta]

Andrew is a twat

[@uno9331]

Complex sakire Yea that’s why he’s funny

[@tonewilson9893]

Chatterbox!!!

[@kidnamedfinger2840]

GTA 6? Our kids gonna play it for sure

[@findgeekspots]

What a weird flex...throwing it out there that he went to prison for 8 years.

[@user-eq5ub5rs3g]

Thats what 8 years in prison will do for you

[@themarexaanstoryteller8335]

He didn't waste 8 years for nothing

[@abcdxx1059]

8 years in prison will teach you that

[@marquiesmccaskill8032]

@@abcdxx1059 underrated

[@Sara-tr2gh]

And what makes you think he was flexing? Seems to me everyone that thinks he’s flexing are the exact people who’d flex about literally anything, it seems like he was just telling a part of his life 😂

[@GabrielPereira-ud3ph]

When andrew was making fun of the guy that said: Did he kill somebody? The guy must have been like: yeah kinda did ngl

[@cypher_2259]

Lol what

[@Bluegofuccincrazy]

💀💀💀💀

[@jayspassion5470]

He really knows how to squeeze the tension and control the crowd. In his last special he almost made a women cry because of a wig joke and he calmed her down with some positive jokes although the lady was pissed but Andrew is good at controlling the crowd.

[@Lucifurion]

WOMAN

[@nikolatesla5945]

8 years for murder? Damn, I did 5 for some petty weapons charges. I need that dudes lawyer. He lying or that’s the best lawyer I’ve seen

[@Jamie-rr5me]

Right... My uncle did 25

[@LeftLaneDreams]

He either got a light manslaughter sentence or he’s definitely lying

[@joshhuskins5363]

Or vehicular manslaughter

[@absolute_net_ai]

@@joshhuskins5363 That would explain why he is renovating his truck now

[@kevinking2380]

@@absolute_net_ai and 8 years in prison will teach you that

[@jippidyjappers]

He told that like he was bragging about being in prison for 8 years. Way to make your family proud.

[@dansmith935]

Like he got a PhD in math

[@juliogomez2749]

Making it out is an accomplishment.

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

Lmaoooooo

[@TovenDo.O.Video-]

@@juliogomez2749 How about not going in in the first place lol

[@juliogomez2749]

@@TovenDo.O.Video- sadly not how it works

[@vanzypubg8469]

The more I watch this guy, the more I respect. I've never seen another comedian this comfortable, just rapping with his audience while still being funny, completely off script as much as this guy. He consistently demonstrates natural ability. He's just doing what he was meant to do

[@juandelgadillo5267]

lol hes a shit comedian...some people are so easily influenced

[@johnsonwithat2322]

This guy's whole act is roasting the audience. He's a genius.

[@snowdjagha]

That agressive back rub screams "shut up or we'll talk at home".

[@frostlastyosup]

"hey babe wanna go to an Andrew Schulz show?" "8 years in prison will teach you that"

[@mytruckinlifeace4047]

Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Murderer: I just got done renovating my truck Comedian: you can do that?

[@twztid13]

What's crazy is he said redoing, he didn't say renovating until Andrew said it, lol.

[@pribbs2334]

You’re making me laugh through the hardest time of my life man, I really do appreciate you keep it up.

[@mehdiaissaoui854]

Stay strong buddy! Better days are yet to come ;)

[@larrypage5432]

Are you ok bro?

[@nippleclamp97]

Stay up buddy you can do it

[@konflicted1729]

You good

[@ReitekiKaizen]

The dude must have had alot of jesus in prison to glow that white

[@AthenaGM]

8 years in prison will do that😩😭😂🤣

[@tamashii3932]

Lmao

[@wooooozyy]

😂😂😂😂

[@KevinMAbraham]

the vibe in that room is like my university on the first day of class when the prof is trynna get to know everybody

[@dansmith935]

Maybe in a liberal arts courses not in engineering

[@aw2584]

@@dansmith935 surely, if a professor did this in engineering class nobody would show up the next class out of fear of social interaction

[@acesfull1026]

I wish my girl laughed as hard at my jokes as he laughs at his own jokes. I also wish I had a girl 😔

[@denimlether5812]

Another lonely dude who has to tell people his sob stories.

[@samupyndy]

🤣😂😂

[@ThrowieEver]

8 years in prison will teach you that

[@ghosttactician403]

@@denimlether5812 damn it was a joke

[@edelquinn3619]

Hi aces full we can be friends it’s beautiful to have friends

[@buckfamily2533]

I like how he's so cavalier about it talking with the dude. It's almost like Andrew already knows folks like him and just doesn't care.

[@kafkaesque69]

Stranger: where's the nearest Starbucks? GuY: 8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. Stranger: so should I go to prison then? GuY:8 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. Stranger: ok nevamind.

[@cold_thoughts]

😂😂

[@salazam]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you run a joke into the ground. Well done!

[@Resjek]

8 years for fighting is attempted murder damn near lol.

[@tcm844]

Or manslaughter if the person died.

[@floridaman7]

or sexual assault

[@MoneyMunday]

@@tcm844 That's probably what it was, I mean, you knock them out and their head hits pavement, that's on you unfortunately. Next time, that dude will be sure to do his fighting on the grass lol

[@med8615]

@@MoneyMunday not really unfortunate for the aggressor in that punishment

[@MoneyMunday]

@@med8615 sure but do we know if he was the aggressor?

[@victoriah5397]

Guy my brain literally was having a fight with itself over if I saw this before or not

[@popeyeschicken7865]

You did

[@TonyTarantula]

Did your brain win?

[@victoriah5397]

Tony Tarantula yea I definitely saw this before

[@ANDREW948]

he uploaded it a while ago. i think this time he just added a white box on the audience member's head

[@victoriah5397]

Yung Pharaoh yea I saw that! I think I saw someone say that the guy requested it be taken down

[@irisland6383]

I can't believe how careful he was and also he was super hilarious. This man is talented!!

[@nagsterthegangster]

Andrew has honest charisma. Dudes so good off the cuff. Love his content!

[@davidwilson1316]

I would never sit in the front at his show.

[@monkey4soul]

Usually, at least where I live, the house or the talent will warn you if the act involves heavy participation, and the seats will be designated for those who are willing to take that chance

[@89msantos]

Thought you were gonna say “for getting girls onto Epstein’s Island”

[@bmbm1]

This was before Epstein if I remember correctly, it's just a clip from one of his vlogs from before

[@newsrapper]

This was right before

[@jaysonhahn5881]

That's the last thing you want to say to someone who spent 8 years in prison, trust me.

[@rahul327]

What country are you from that actually punishes Epstein associates?

[@thepeach4638]

...bro when he started roasting the guy who yelled out "DiD hE kIlL sOmEoNe?" TEARS IN MY EYES

[@natserna5250]

Andrew's laugh at the end sounded like a windex bottle lmao

[@dementorxiii3676]

nat serna 😂

[@chessshorts6019]

Lmao 😂

[@casualguy393]

This comment should be on the top

[@mikebarnes2392]

😂😂

[@Sgt.A]

I love you , call me baby.

[@aronsamsel8336]

The people at 8:00 coming back like: “What did I miss?”

[@JohnWick-qu2ct]

We don’t gotta say what it is. “Roasting a convicted murderer.”

[@twistb7591]

You can tell he genuinely was loving this and having fun

[@JoeL-xk3el]

Uh oh why does this have so many likes?

[@stivib5937]

True its old i think they didnt have their faces censured then

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

Joe’ L hell yeah reuploaded ass shit. Saw this back in 2018

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

Stivi B nope they didnt

[@leoui1085]

What do you mean “true fans”?

[@automaticprophet8749]

When there was no white blur

[@Bravo-Too-Much]

It’s all fun and games until the Chinese guy starts coughing.

[@phillipmontes4738]

To soon 🤭😭

[@rarab.2311]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pgdpologolddiamonds5409]

Oh that’s fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phillipmontes4738]

@Stu Ghira its call sarcasm shit bag

[@grahamemorgan4904]

Comment of the year.

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

"The Irishman" (I heard you paint houses) "Andrew" (So you renovate trucks) That's what's up 😂

[@legofan370]

I'm sorry for replying to a year old comment but this is underrated af. 🤣🤣

[@usamamuhammadismail3324]

@@legofan370 I know right 😼

[@SwaggyDeeMusic]

Wow his crowd control, confidence, and room presence is just off the charts total respect for this guy it’s not an easy thing to do I guess 8 years in prison teaches u that

[@rollinstoned9444]

Murderer: I need a another tequila shot. Schulz: "no you dont. that one inch isn't going to do anything for you." He Slipped that in there like a Savage!!

[@mattmartinez4380]

“You know how hard he had to fight to get dudes to rub his back in prison” 😂😂

[@rodolfogonzalez5467]

The power and confidence prison time gave this man is truly inspiring. I aint sure if id like to brag about 8 years in university, degree + doctorate, or about 8 years in prison. Made me reconsider my life choices tbh. I may start fighting in clubs and follow his path. Truly a clever and inspiring truck remodling man

[@peddlersclan]

You just involuntarily bragged about it though

[@ילדטובירושלים-ת8פ]

How can you be so insecure

[@Mini20maro]

@@peddlersclan it's a joke

[@salazam]

I'd be embarrassed to brag about wasting 8 years of my life and racking up a bunch of debt just to get a piece of paper. Especially when anyone with the internet, a library card and a little self-motivation can learn the exact same things for free.

[@sam61480]

@@salazam so becoming a doctor, lawyer, or engineer is a waste of time?

[@SpecialJay]

Sir would you like fries with that? *8 years in prison will teach you that*

[@embernyx2564]

Schulz: Okay, we're gonna guess what he did Random Guy: Did he kill someone? The convicted murderer: How tf-

[@deegreen1185]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@90s.hercules]

No one: Joker after Batman beats him: 8:03

[@Alaina-w6y]

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@allall8695]

That made me laugh so hard man hahahaha

[@chrism.728]

🤣

[@passivlyassertive9696]

Dude prolly got into a fight and killed the guy he was fighitng, involuntary manslaughter.

[@michaelwalker2492]

A person experiencing homicidal tendencies. How brave overcoming marginalization. Give the man applause. The person murdered would have liked to be there, but he had other plans.

[@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc]

???

[@snowtfl5617]

With all do respect if it was a straight up murder he wouldn’t be out in 8

[@darkspyda]

Shulzie is the devil....everybody gets that WORK😂

[@richfamily3911]

It’s. It shulzie don’t make up your own nick name

[@nikolatesla5945]

You can solve Newton’s equation? “8 years in prison will teach you that”

[@sadtoast6122]

Removing a radio ain't ""renovating"" LoL

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

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[@squirt4059]

get to toronto

[@questionablethought2724]

I wish some one would mix together every time he laughed at his own jokes and made the crown silent. His faces alone 😂😂✋🏻

[@MaxIronsThird]

When the joke doesn't really hit that hard and Schulz starts laughing like a maniac, it makes the joke even weaker.

[@verynearlypure]

Who’s the guy who does Joe Rogan remakes? They’re hilarious he would be good at these too.

[@andrewwizard1577]

The term is “restore”. You restore abandoned barn finds

[@ashleycampbell73]

This dude is an uneducated fake tough felon. What do you expect?

[@Mistersheeaun]

8 years in prison didn't teach him that

[@aboringdyst0pia]

The term is "restaurate" 🧐

[@nicolegray608]

🤣🤣🤣 "your either still in love or in a fight" so true

[@conservativemetal8552]

This guy is hilarious & being able to come up with material on the fly shows, he not only knows his profession… he’s good at it.