We need a official χ-blade, complete with glittering effect.
@captainvalourous66684 жыл бұрын
"YAS! 😍" -Master Xehanort
@kichu034 жыл бұрын
Yeah With a good price of 10.000€
@alexparker74874 жыл бұрын
Rople something like that would cost over $50,000... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!
@Astrumplayez4 жыл бұрын
And some rgb. Lol
@tsukuyomi99604 жыл бұрын
Rople X-BLADE
@SarahKey4 жыл бұрын
LOL thanks for including me! Enjoyed getting roasted. I went to the craft store thinking I was gonna make a masterpiece and then THAT Keyblade was born.
@storm36684 жыл бұрын
That's a strange fetish you got there sarah
@camdenthompson43073 жыл бұрын
well, next time, you could probably make a 3D version of whatever keyblade your youtube profile has ( i seriously don't know what its called)
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
Aren't you the one that beat one of the toughest bosses in KH1 with a dance pad? 😎
@Huckmon3657 ай бұрын
I find it sweet that you made it for your husband though
@ultinico4 жыл бұрын
Lol when I was a kid I had this little shovel with a plastic... “blade”? Idfk, but I grabbed that shit upside-down and pretended to be Sora with it 😂
@TheGamersJoint4 жыл бұрын
glad im not alone on this
@Michael-hc7cf4 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamersJoint omfg same LOL
@raax76474 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamersJoint i actually made a paper Keyblade i still have the pic btw
@FungeG4 жыл бұрын
mood
@cproductions81464 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamersJoint Same but I made it out of clay
@dibdjimmortalbeats65234 жыл бұрын
Cynical: I wish my friends would let me spar with them :( Everyone:*ready ups their blades some siding with cynical others opposing cynical* Me:The keyblade war has started 🤣🤣🤣
@melissamann33314 жыл бұрын
lolz
@piefort994 жыл бұрын
Let's get him
@The1stvessel4 жыл бұрын
WW3 in 2020: naw fam. Keyblade war in 2020: Im ready to die for what i believe in
@craigwells93384 жыл бұрын
Prepare for battle!
@melissamann33314 жыл бұрын
Got the potions
@karelanker04 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he wanted to make this video, ever since 2015. Poor Jared never got over that roast..
@hardcore46654 жыл бұрын
Lmao it’s a lego!!!!!!
@storm36684 жыл бұрын
After 5 years
@sterbecomeone96814 жыл бұрын
The Lego Blade looks like that could be a keyblade from Wreck it Ralph
@michaellevin6644 жыл бұрын
Don't give Nomura ideas
@Iffem4 жыл бұрын
there's actually already an official Wreck-it Ralph keyblade, courtesy of Union X... look up the Bad Guy Breaker
@Iffem4 жыл бұрын
@dragonrelicvii what are you talking about
@Iffem4 жыл бұрын
@dragonrelicvii i went and checked, and no it doesn't. the WIR level is split into four parts, which are all from the movie. that's why it keeps Ralph's fist in all of them
@keeganlafferty13954 жыл бұрын
that "Eternity's End" keyblade was awesome, you got the infinity at the base of the blade, not to mention that the keychain is a combination of the Heartless, Nobody, and Unversed emblems
@shandonsonic4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was about 6 years old, right after I finished KH1 I decided to go into my mom's room, grab one of those metal coat hangers, stretch it out for the hand guard, went into the garage, grabbed some electric tape, then this metal curtain rod, I taped the hell out of the hand guard until it was firmly attached to the rod, theeeeenn... *MAKES WHEEZING NOISES* I went into my room, made a clunky lego crown piece for the blade, put like... 10 pounds of Hot glue on to keep it in place, let it dry and then.... Well.. Went out to slay some gad damn Hatless!!! So believe me. You're not alone :3
@liamwhite35224 жыл бұрын
You can always tell a Hatless out from a crowd. They're the ones wearing the fanciest hats.
@matthewbreytenbach44834 жыл бұрын
@shandonsonic You finished KH1 when you were six? . . Blood and bloody ashes!
@matthewbreytenbach44834 жыл бұрын
@@DragonRelicVII I'm not sure what you mean. My intent was to compliment them on their achievement. that game is one of the most challenging that I've ever played and I played on normal.
@shandonsonic4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbreytenbach4483 Thanks! I also played on normal mode! It is one of the best games I've ever played. Believe it or not I think right after I built that Keyblade I went into my room and played it on expert. ......... Lol not one of my smartest decisions I made on a game as a kid. XD
@matthewbreytenbach44834 жыл бұрын
@@@shandonsonic No problem. I have not played on expert yet, though I can't imagine the Ansem boss fight on that mode. The normal version took me almost three hours!
@hashimotogiichi47174 жыл бұрын
OMGGG I JUST REALISE SOMETHING . Remember when sora and riku went to "our" world . Well riku's keyblade is like a cars key so he can unlock any car he wants 😂
@justxe76864 жыл бұрын
Remind me what “our world” is?
@hashimotogiichi47174 жыл бұрын
@@justxe7686 hypothetically he woke up in a Japanese town
@meliodas69424 жыл бұрын
Didnt he wake up n verum Rex?
@hashimotogiichi47174 жыл бұрын
@@meliodas6942 to tell u the truth i dont know ...
@franny30734 жыл бұрын
Grand Theft Auto: Kingdom Hearts
@ttwister71674 жыл бұрын
15:47 that looks like a level one keyblade from union x
@lyuris2774 жыл бұрын
thats the best keyblade in the whole video man
@28stabwounds604 жыл бұрын
Crickets and soft couching *
@ethankyle84334 жыл бұрын
“Ha-Haaaaaaa Memes will be Made!” We don’t deserve this man
@xVaCaa4 жыл бұрын
god i wish my friends loved kingdom hearts the way i do.. so i could have conversations about stuff like this
@gracekim254 жыл бұрын
Jochem me too
@alialatrach97884 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you want to ... Explode your friends's brains?!
@DkKombo4 жыл бұрын
Discord?
@DkKombo4 жыл бұрын
What's your favorite power from kingdom hearts? What's your favorite keyblade? What mixture of organization 13 powers would you have? Current or past or both. What's your favorite type of enemy? What's your favorite heartless, nobody, unversed or dream eater is your favorite? Enjoy getting nerdy with your reply! 😂
@alialatrach97884 жыл бұрын
@@DkKombo It's enough to ask one simple question: What is Kingdom Hearts?!
@xbolt6784 жыл бұрын
Everyone kept roasting the Legoblade until Jared literally roasted it himself.
@QueenslayerSora4 жыл бұрын
*Jared puts on a my hero bandana* I like this video already
@etherealpetals98894 жыл бұрын
"Mom can we get a keyblade?" "We have keyblades at home" The keyblade at home: 5:07
@goatcatofchaos4 жыл бұрын
Me: that's trash, get a new one Mom: that keyblade is ok, there's no problems wid it Me:..........
@NovaSniper124 жыл бұрын
Idk why I feel like this joke can go in another direction....lol
@flightnesssnowbirb83184 жыл бұрын
Shadow heartless: *walks in* Everyone with their DIY keyblades: *looks at it* Shadow heartless: NIGERUNDAYO!
@Shinobi8314 жыл бұрын
6:38 😂 the sound effect tho!!
@kevinkaslana90604 жыл бұрын
He's a Keyblade Wielder.
@larnrothdergan23994 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD...., Jared, of only I kept my gods mess of a keyblade. All I'm gonna say is... My keyblade would *measure* all of your heartless, nobody, dream eater and unversed needs, dude.
@turretboi Жыл бұрын
Rulers, i presume?
@djnoctis46294 жыл бұрын
13:00 that reminds me of the 358/2 keyblades
@shadowthehedgehog52724 жыл бұрын
1:00 good old days bro
@GamerTime12264 жыл бұрын
I was DYING at the last one xD Literal tears coming out of my eyes. Haven't laughed that hard in a looong time.
@baronvonpiano76254 жыл бұрын
9:34 I have one of those ones. My at the time girlfriend got me it for Valentine’s Day about five years ago. A few months ago I took it to Youmacon for my Sora cosplay. The chain kept waving around and smacking my friends, but eventually I found you can just unscrew it off.
@kevinkaslana90604 жыл бұрын
For those who haven't played Birth by Sleep / A Fragmentary Passage, the Keyblade on the far left is Kingdom Key D, middle left is Terra/Lingering Will's Keyblade, Ends of the Earth; middle right is Rainfell, Aqua's starter Keyblade and the last one on the far right is Wayward Wind, Ventus' first Keyblade.
@Artigi4 жыл бұрын
OMG I'm in your video !!! I'm so happy !!! that was an official keyblade from square at the paris games week event last year (similar to E3 but here in France) ! I'm so so happy to be part of this video ! Following you since so much years and now in your video omg so cool
@itsbeany8134 жыл бұрын
Timestamp your keyboard 🔥
@thevioletskull81584 жыл бұрын
The Kairi and Eternity keyblades are my fave.
@jacobf28334 жыл бұрын
I want an official Ultima Weapon from KH 1, 2, and 3, especially 3
@shamrock64274 жыл бұрын
The Braveheart was official. I picked up one of my own, the other year. It was not easy to track down, on the market!
@Lorekeeper494 жыл бұрын
I've thought of a keyblade called "Diamond's edge", it's essentially a keyblade made completely out of diamond with a diamond shaped hilt The formchange is "cave's fury" and the keyblade becomes armor with claws, that's right, with claws The shotlocks are meteor shower where meteors just come down from the sky and the max shotlock (in formchange) is ground zero, where the armor comes off you, leaving you vulnerable actually, and turning into a giant nuke to explode and then the armor would come back on you The formchange combo is just claw attacks unless you dodged before attack, each time you dodge, a piece of armor comes off and makes a tower which will send lasers to your target and they can target multiple enemies Finally, the finisher, which is called tower embrace, is where the armor comes off you once again and surrounds an area with towers that each send out one big laser to the center, then those lasers would go up, form one big ball of light, and have it crash down on the surrounded area in which then the keyblade will be back in your hands I know I can't show it here because KZbin doesn't allow pictures on comments but I think this is a really good idea, who else thinks that this is a good idea?
@Lorekeeper494 жыл бұрын
I don't use any social media besides KZbin so I doubt I'll actually be able to show that keyblade to anyone, especially since I haven't even made it yet.
@liamwhite35224 жыл бұрын
16:37 We found it. The cause of the Keyblade Famine.
@scatlinksean4 жыл бұрын
Is nobody going to mention the last person was a Xion cosplay? We don't see many of those!
@iSearchYoutube4 жыл бұрын
You sure that's a KH character? I cant seem to remember them
@kevinkaslana90604 жыл бұрын
Doesn't ring any bells. No, I'm messing with you. Of course I know who Xion is. She's a completely created copy of Sora's memories. Since Sora remembered Kairi so well, that's what her appearance was based off of.
@dekucake43954 жыл бұрын
Xion? Who dat?
@alialatrach97884 жыл бұрын
9:54 What else Keyblades are meant to be other than open and lock?! 🤣🤣
@alialatrach97884 жыл бұрын
@DragonRelicVII I ... Do ... Know ... Already played most of the titles and watched it what I couldn't. Unless you were joking.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol4 жыл бұрын
"START FEEDING YOUR KEYBLADES!!!" ~Cynical
@thedevilsapprentice66664 жыл бұрын
The keyblade that is shown on 14:47 looks so fucking great. That's the kind of keyblade I would use, I even have my own custom name for it, I call it "Infinite Darkness".
@NeloBladeOfRanni4 жыл бұрын
"Please send me pics of your keyblade" FBI OPEN UP
@gruggyo4 жыл бұрын
10:18 that’s my tweet lol
@roxas16404 жыл бұрын
Is that 🗝
@gruggyo4 жыл бұрын
XIII & XIV yep lol
@KingdomKey-ik4xk3 жыл бұрын
That's just a key to the fuckin' dungeon, dude.
@stephenmahilum2854 жыл бұрын
In highschool I made mine out of a flat plank of wood; Drew the keyblade and the big crown teeth seperately, carved them both, glued it together, and then painted. The size of the Keyblade looks exactly the shape of this picture 8:22.
@Z-A-C Жыл бұрын
15:46 the handle for that ‘keyblade’ is a Bicycle Pedal!!🤣
@nobodyelse94514 жыл бұрын
10:30 wasn’t looking at the keyblade my dood lmfao
@skatingwoodenguitars4 жыл бұрын
Rich Fish looooooool neither was i
@ItsPundore4 жыл бұрын
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@nobodyelse94514 жыл бұрын
That chick was hot tho fr
@kevinkaslana90604 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, whoever was cosplaying as Aqua did a seriously nice job with the outfit. Got the straps correct, and the armored armguards are just so fantastic.
@ItsPundore4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinkaslana9060 yup, same bust size and all.
@Sir_Slimbread4 жыл бұрын
The lengthy metal Kingdom Key is the one I have, and it comes with the hilt not stuck in place. It literally spins around if you don't glue it into place(which is then stuck like that if it is slightly off center). The chain is also thin, and long, but I shortened it a bit(need to a little bit more). At least my keys teeth, and hilt/grip seem to be roughly the right dimensions, it is just lengthy, and thin down the "cough" "cough" shaft.
@fierceditiesnaruto4 жыл бұрын
That Eternities end is awesome! And the X-Blade is epic
@noahpauley4 жыл бұрын
I was Sora for Halloween 10 years ago and my dad made my keyblade out of a foam sword, tin foil, cardboard, and tape.
@Road_to_Dawn4 жыл бұрын
16:40 I think Xion shrunk in the wash.
@HealerMaow4 жыл бұрын
"That is a keyblade literally waking up with a fucking hangover." I am fucking screaming 😂
@parttimelazy45932 жыл бұрын
Dude I'd feed my Keyblades so much light and darkness, it'd just be a giant thick silver rod.
@SuperLuigi10254 жыл бұрын
You were the chosen one! You where suppose to use the Lego Keyblade to seal away the darkness not destroy it!
@KerryStar4 жыл бұрын
10:18 I'm dying at this part 🤣
@brandonglovich4 жыл бұрын
Yooo! That clip of EdoNinja was for a Simple and Clean music video I did. Seeing that again gave me the biggest smile just now.
@astrothesaiyan52134 жыл бұрын
I have a metal Kingdom Key that got messed up in a fire. I call it Fallen Kingdom now.
@fanficdaddy4 жыл бұрын
This is the quality content I subscribed for
@thewisepowerfull19384 жыл бұрын
do not be embarrassed, I did the same thing. My keyblade was made of broom handle and imagination though.
@backstoryben4 жыл бұрын
Ay thank you my dude! Yeah I was so ecstatic when I finished it. I even brought it to a KH event and some people told me the same thing you did. It was a good time. Wolfbane’s Keyblade is also nice.
@KeybladeBrett4 жыл бұрын
Backstory Ben you got an awesome Keyblade! Meant to message you about it yesterday but got so sidetracked 😅
@backstoryben4 жыл бұрын
@@KeybladeBrett Thank you Brett! That means a lot! :D
@AC-034 жыл бұрын
Conductors keyblade: appears Sephiroth: yes
@ismailomar10684 жыл бұрын
Being positive"some were amazing!" nEgAtiVe "quEsTionable"
@yorshka69554 жыл бұрын
8:09 Longbois
@talimbeingaverythriftyghor59674 жыл бұрын
*_Keyblades are actually a bunch of d*cks with different shapes, sizes and lengths_*
@bunbunpsyche36864 жыл бұрын
My parents got me a kingdom key when I was 11 that was a solid metal pole with a foam hand grip and hilt stopper (idk? It's where the blue part above the hand guard, which was spray painted yellow, is supposed to be) and other sheets of metal crapily welded onto it....and the chain came off after the first 3 days of me having it
@zachary54124 жыл бұрын
Here in America during Halloween they sell key blades at the spirit Halloween store for only like $30 I think lol. They have a whole variety too like the kingdom key, kingdom key D, oblivion, oath keeper, way to dawn, Kairis keyblade and even the Halloween town one. They all look perfect too. Was definitely missing from my childhood because I remember wanting a keyblade when I was little and the only way was getting a hand made one on eBay for $200+. Lightsabers had to do, but nothing woulda made me happier as a kid than me and my brother fighting w keyblades lol
@557deadpool4 жыл бұрын
They did make an official Braveheart for Party City
@ramen_noodles04214 жыл бұрын
6:49 damn. Boi got that big keyblade energy lol
@roxas13824 жыл бұрын
16:36 Me: Now that’s a well fed key blade
@asadelfadillah80084 жыл бұрын
10:19 it was then that Jared realized, he got roasted back...
@anthonygonzalez96084 жыл бұрын
The headband finesse let the roast begin you turkeys!! 😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂
@ians_parks4 жыл бұрын
My pet peeves are the ones that have holes cut clean through the hilt when the holes are just supposed to be recessed
@cdoconn4 жыл бұрын
I love how your accent is somehow Australian and like you're from Manhattan
@TheReedBriana4 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you I'm finally going to pay attetion to twitter again because I got my keyblade collection I wanna show off.
@chilly46854 жыл бұрын
What is the version of dearly beloved that was used in 1:37 ??
@mikashi15934 жыл бұрын
You should buy all of them so you would become a Keyblade Master XD
@atlasultima42004 жыл бұрын
2:45 OK, this isn't related to the keyblades themselves, but this guy might be a Prince of Persia fan. Seriously, he's doing the Warrior Within pose. If Roxas did that, he would be unstoppable!
@darkheart37484 жыл бұрын
I have a bunch of official keyblades including way to the dawn and oblivion. Also have saix's claymore hand made looks exactly like it. Extremely heavy and almost six feet long.
@smsdamiracle4 жыл бұрын
16:36 bro my first reaction was “nigga what” LOL I CANT WITH THAT SHIT BRO HOLY FUCK
@maddcruiser88744 жыл бұрын
You should make a video about your favorite in game keyblades
@funnikid69 Жыл бұрын
8:15 bro sephiroth seeing that would be impressive seeing the 2 blade in his katana size ngl
@connorplays62632 жыл бұрын
So I actually do own one of those metal Kingdom keys and I actually used tape to keep the hilt from rotating. I also purchasing a plastic Halloween accessory Kingdom key which you can get for $25 on Amazon
@nickwhyman48154 жыл бұрын
Dude, he never got over the lego.
@lucishearts93524 жыл бұрын
I made 2 keyblades, Kingdom Key and Destinys's embrace as well back then as property for my cosplay, since I'm no longer do cosplaying, I still keep them as memories. I made them from recycle materials. Not too detailed as the official one, but still proud that I could make them somehow.
@thebaku8182 жыл бұрын
I have literally no experience with kingdom hearts I just think the keyblades are cool and I want to make a custom one And maybe that one Splatoon keyblade I saw on reddit a while back
@theodreer13564 жыл бұрын
DAMN IT! The only day i am not home he makes something like this! You better make another one of these so i can send mine!
@Faceless_time_traveler3 жыл бұрын
My Keyblade was literally a plastic sword that shone with light and made noises when you press a button , and it broke when I sparred with my sibling who also bought a ' Keyblade ' . Yeah kingdom hearts merch is not an option where I lived my childhood .
@sterbecomeone96814 жыл бұрын
You make promising content the gamersjoint thank you for your selections
@ghostqueenhades10944 жыл бұрын
11:45 lmao, my friends don't even like kingdom hearts, they call it "a 10hrs movie/ a cinematic game"
@melodyatme57414 жыл бұрын
16:36 Hahahahahahahhahahaha
@uhhh9539 Жыл бұрын
16:09 I need this to be a full on meme now
@abzisbreathtaking4 жыл бұрын
My keyblade is featured at around 10:00 in the video. My god LMAO!
@theoneandonlyme97314 жыл бұрын
That Keyblade got 9 Jared’s and an Aw Jared from HMK. That’s how you know it was bad.
@jakejameslugo4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny
@ryanbrutally75154 жыл бұрын
Love your channel man kingdom hearts for life!
@averytubestudios4 жыл бұрын
This was pure joy.
@antoniobailey87724 жыл бұрын
dude you got to make your own keyblade modal and youtube icon As a keychain
@pixelpenguin07324 жыл бұрын
The intro got me feeling super nostalgic
@SourceACHV4 жыл бұрын
3:20 Lol I got exactly that kind of Oblivion keyblade but it's all wood. I also have a wooden replica of the Kingdom Key which is show on 3:35 haha. But hey man I used to go outside and pretend I was fighting off Heartless and I still do from time to time but only rare occasions lol.
@skanker17724 жыл бұрын
The lego keyblade looks like it could be the keyblade from re:coded
@austinunrein50684 жыл бұрын
Dude I feel like your bringing the hype back to your channel, with all the dope videos you’ve been posting. Keep it up man! I used to watch you and all the key-keepers daily before kh3 came out. I’m depressed most of the time, so not much makes me genuinely laugh. But the random shit you come up with and say makes me crack up.🤣I feel like your humor would appeal to a lot of different people. It doesn’t matter if it’s Kingdom Hearts, other video games, or something totally different your passionate about. Thanks for all the good vibes n laughs over the years.✌️😎🙌
@ATK17344 жыл бұрын
These were awesome! Can't wait for Round 2; here's hoping my Keyblades will make it next time
@garrettkisamore65294 жыл бұрын
I saw that kairi one that’s in the thumbnail on twitter and now I want one lmao
@phteven57824 жыл бұрын
A KEYBLADE WITH A HANGOVER!!! I guess he got taken over by darkness.
@primalgamer344 жыл бұрын
You should do a video roasting the different Heartlesses and Nobodies that have been encountered in the Kingdom Hearts franchise 😂 (also Dream Eaters and Unversed if you want)
@MasterQuentus4 жыл бұрын
I go to a place here called the renaissance festival and they have keyblades but most if not all of them are wrong
@martaeviouspoellnitx84984 жыл бұрын
You can get the x blade and most of the well made keyblades from ebay and esty
@evo_godly4 жыл бұрын
16:35 I lost it here i dropped laughing along with cynical