Roasting and Appreciating People's Real Life Keyblades

[@Rople50]

We need a official χ-blade, complete with glittering effect.

[@captainvalourous6668]

"YAS! 😍" -Master Xehanort

[@kichu03]

Yeah With a good price of 10.000€

[@alexparker7487]

Rople something like that would cost over $50,000... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!

[@Astrumplayez]

And some rgb. Lol

[@tsukuyomi9960]

Rople X-BLADE

[@SarahKey]

LOL thanks for including me! Enjoyed getting roasted. I went to the craft store thinking I was gonna make a masterpiece and then THAT Keyblade was born.

[@storm3668]

That's a strange fetish you got there sarah

[@camdenthompson4307]

well, next time, you could probably make a 3D version of whatever keyblade your youtube profile has ( i seriously don't know what its called)

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

Aren't you the one that beat one of the toughest bosses in KH1 with a dance pad? 😎

[@Huckmon365]

I find it sweet that you made it for your husband though

[@ultinico]

Lol when I was a kid I had this little shovel with a plastic... “blade”? Idfk, but I grabbed that shit upside-down and pretended to be Sora with it 😂

[@TheGamersJoint]

glad im not alone on this

[@Michael-hc7cf]

@@TheGamersJoint omfg same LOL

[@raax7647]

@@TheGamersJoint i actually made a paper Keyblade i still have the pic btw

[@FungeG]

mood

[@cproductions8146]

@@TheGamersJoint Same but I made it out of clay

[@dibdjimmortalbeats6523]

Cynical: I wish my friends would let me spar with them :( Everyone:*ready ups their blades some siding with cynical others opposing cynical* Me:The keyblade war has started 🤣🤣🤣

[@melissamann3331]

lolz

[@piefort99]

Let's get him

[@The1stvessel]

WW3 in 2020: naw fam. Keyblade war in 2020: Im ready to die for what i believe in

[@craigwells9338]

Prepare for battle!

[@melissamann3331]

Got the potions

[@karelanker0]

I have a feeling he wanted to make this video, ever since 2015. Poor Jared never got over that roast..

[@hardcore4665]

Lmao it’s a lego!!!!!!

[@storm3668]

After 5 years

[@sterbecomeone9681]

The Lego Blade looks like that could be a keyblade from Wreck it Ralph

[@michaellevin664]

Don't give Nomura ideas

[@Iffem]

there's actually already an official Wreck-it Ralph keyblade, courtesy of Union X... look up the Bad Guy Breaker

[@Iffem]

@dragonrelicvii what are you talking about

[@Iffem]

@dragonrelicvii i went and checked, and no it doesn't. the WIR level is split into four parts, which are all from the movie. that's why it keeps Ralph's fist in all of them

[@keeganlafferty1395]

that "Eternity's End" keyblade was awesome, you got the infinity at the base of the blade, not to mention that the keychain is a combination of the Heartless, Nobody, and Unversed emblems

[@shandonsonic]

I remember when I was about 6 years old, right after I finished KH1 I decided to go into my mom's room, grab one of those metal coat hangers, stretch it out for the hand guard, went into the garage, grabbed some electric tape, then this metal curtain rod, I taped the hell out of the hand guard until it was firmly attached to the rod, theeeeenn... *MAKES WHEEZING NOISES* I went into my room, made a clunky lego crown piece for the blade, put like... 10 pounds of Hot glue on to keep it in place, let it dry and then.... Well.. Went out to slay some gad damn Hatless!!! So believe me. You're not alone :3

[@liamwhite3522]

You can always tell a Hatless out from a crowd. They're the ones wearing the fanciest hats.

[@matthewbreytenbach4483]

@shandonsonic You finished KH1 when you were six? . . Blood and bloody ashes!

[@matthewbreytenbach4483]

@@DragonRelicVII I'm not sure what you mean. My intent was to compliment them on their achievement. that game is one of the most challenging that I've ever played and I played on normal.

[@shandonsonic]

@@matthewbreytenbach4483 Thanks! I also played on normal mode! It is one of the best games I've ever played. Believe it or not I think right after I built that Keyblade I went into my room and played it on expert. ......... Lol not one of my smartest decisions I made on a game as a kid. XD

[@matthewbreytenbach4483]

@@@shandonsonic No problem. I have not played on expert yet, though I can't imagine the Ansem boss fight on that mode. The normal version took me almost three hours!

[@hashimotogiichi4717]

OMGGG I JUST REALISE SOMETHING . Remember when sora and riku went to "our" world . Well riku's keyblade is like a cars key so he can unlock any car he wants 😂

[@justxe7686]

Remind me what “our world” is?

[@hashimotogiichi4717]

@@justxe7686 hypothetically he woke up in a Japanese town

[@meliodas6942]

Didnt he wake up n verum Rex?

[@hashimotogiichi4717]

@@meliodas6942 to tell u the truth i dont know ...

[@franny3073]

Grand Theft Auto: Kingdom Hearts

[@ttwister7167]

15:47 that looks like a level one keyblade from union x

[@lyuris277]

thats the best keyblade in the whole video man

[@28stabwounds60]

Crickets and soft couching *

[@ethankyle8433]

“Ha-Haaaaaaa Memes will be Made!” We don’t deserve this man

[@xVaCaa]

god i wish my friends loved kingdom hearts the way i do.. so i could have conversations about stuff like this

[@gracekim25]

Jochem me too

[@alialatrach9788]

Are you sure you want to ... Explode your friends's brains?!

[@DkKombo]

Discord?

[@DkKombo]

What's your favorite power from kingdom hearts? What's your favorite keyblade? What mixture of organization 13 powers would you have? Current or past or both. What's your favorite type of enemy? What's your favorite heartless, nobody, unversed or dream eater is your favorite? Enjoy getting nerdy with your reply! 😂

[@alialatrach9788]

@@DkKombo It's enough to ask one simple question: What is Kingdom Hearts?!

[@xbolt678]

Everyone kept roasting the Legoblade until Jared literally roasted it himself.

[@QueenslayerSora]

*Jared puts on a my hero bandana* I like this video already

[@etherealpetals9889]

"Mom can we get a keyblade?" "We have keyblades at home" The keyblade at home: 5:07

[@goatcatofchaos]

Me: that's trash, get a new one Mom: that keyblade is ok, there's no problems wid it Me:..........

[@NovaSniper12]

Idk why I feel like this joke can go in another direction....lol

[@flightnesssnowbirb8318]

Shadow heartless: *walks in* Everyone with their DIY keyblades: *looks at it* Shadow heartless: NIGERUNDAYO!

[@Shinobi831]

6:38 😂 the sound effect tho!!

[@kevinkaslana9060]

He's a Keyblade Wielder.

[@larnrothdergan2399]

OH MY GOD...., Jared, of only I kept my gods mess of a keyblade. All I'm gonna say is... My keyblade would *measure* all of your heartless, nobody, dream eater and unversed needs, dude.

[@turretboi]

Rulers, i presume?

[@djnoctis4629]

13:00 that reminds me of the 358/2 keyblades

[@shadowthehedgehog5272]

1:00 good old days bro

[@GamerTime1226]

I was DYING at the last one xD Literal tears coming out of my eyes. Haven't laughed that hard in a looong time.

[@baronvonpiano7625]

9:34 I have one of those ones. My at the time girlfriend got me it for Valentine’s Day about five years ago. A few months ago I took it to Youmacon for my Sora cosplay. The chain kept waving around and smacking my friends, but eventually I found you can just unscrew it off.

[@kevinkaslana9060]

For those who haven't played Birth by Sleep / A Fragmentary Passage, the Keyblade on the far left is Kingdom Key D, middle left is Terra/Lingering Will's Keyblade, Ends of the Earth; middle right is Rainfell, Aqua's starter Keyblade and the last one on the far right is Wayward Wind, Ventus' first Keyblade.

[@Artigi]

OMG I'm in your video !!! I'm so happy !!! that was an official keyblade from square at the paris games week event last year (similar to E3 but here in France) ! I'm so so happy to be part of this video ! Following you since so much years and now in your video omg so cool

[@itsbeany813]

Timestamp your keyboard 🔥

[@thevioletskull8158]

The Kairi and Eternity keyblades are my fave.

[@jacobf2833]

I want an official Ultima Weapon from KH 1, 2, and 3, especially 3

[@shamrock6427]

The Braveheart was official. I picked up one of my own, the other year. It was not easy to track down, on the market!

[@Lorekeeper49]

I've thought of a keyblade called "Diamond's edge", it's essentially a keyblade made completely out of diamond with a diamond shaped hilt The formchange is "cave's fury" and the keyblade becomes armor with claws, that's right, with claws The shotlocks are meteor shower where meteors just come down from the sky and the max shotlock (in formchange) is ground zero, where the armor comes off you, leaving you vulnerable actually, and turning into a giant nuke to explode and then the armor would come back on you The formchange combo is just claw attacks unless you dodged before attack, each time you dodge, a piece of armor comes off and makes a tower which will send lasers to your target and they can target multiple enemies Finally, the finisher, which is called tower embrace, is where the armor comes off you once again and surrounds an area with towers that each send out one big laser to the center, then those lasers would go up, form one big ball of light, and have it crash down on the surrounded area in which then the keyblade will be back in your hands I know I can't show it here because KZbin doesn't allow pictures on comments but I think this is a really good idea, who else thinks that this is a good idea?

[@Lorekeeper49]

I don't use any social media besides KZbin so I doubt I'll actually be able to show that keyblade to anyone, especially since I haven't even made it yet.

[@liamwhite3522]

16:37 We found it. The cause of the Keyblade Famine.

[@scatlinksean]

Is nobody going to mention the last person was a Xion cosplay? We don't see many of those!

[@iSearchYoutube]

You sure that's a KH character? I cant seem to remember them

[@kevinkaslana9060]

Doesn't ring any bells. No, I'm messing with you. Of course I know who Xion is. She's a completely created copy of Sora's memories. Since Sora remembered Kairi so well, that's what her appearance was based off of.

[@dekucake4395]

Xion? Who dat?

[@alialatrach9788]

9:54 What else Keyblades are meant to be other than open and lock?! 🤣🤣

[@alialatrach9788]

​@DragonRelicVII I ... Do ... Know ... Already played most of the titles and watched it what I couldn't. Unless you were joking.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

"START FEEDING YOUR KEYBLADES!!!" ~Cynical

[@thedevilsapprentice6666]

The keyblade that is shown on 14:47 looks so fucking great. That's the kind of keyblade I would use, I even have my own custom name for it, I call it "Infinite Darkness".

[@NeloBladeOfRanni]

"Please send me pics of your keyblade" FBI OPEN UP

[@gruggyo]

10:18 that’s my tweet lol

[@roxas1640]

Is that 🗝

[@gruggyo]

XIII & XIV yep lol

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

That's just a key to the fuckin' dungeon, dude.

[@stephenmahilum285]

In highschool I made mine out of a flat plank of wood; Drew the keyblade and the big crown teeth seperately, carved them both, glued it together, and then painted. The size of the Keyblade looks exactly the shape of this picture 8:22.

[@Z-A-C]

15:46 the handle for that ‘keyblade’ is a Bicycle Pedal!!🤣

[@nobodyelse9451]

10:30 wasn’t looking at the keyblade my dood lmfao

[@skatingwoodenguitars]

Rich Fish looooooool neither was i

[@ItsPundore]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nobodyelse9451]

That chick was hot tho fr

[@kevinkaslana9060]

I won't lie, whoever was cosplaying as Aqua did a seriously nice job with the outfit. Got the straps correct, and the armored armguards are just so fantastic.

[@ItsPundore]

@@kevinkaslana9060 yup, same bust size and all.

[@Sir_Slimbread]

The lengthy metal Kingdom Key is the one I have, and it comes with the hilt not stuck in place. It literally spins around if you don't glue it into place(which is then stuck like that if it is slightly off center). The chain is also thin, and long, but I shortened it a bit(need to a little bit more). At least my keys teeth, and hilt/grip seem to be roughly the right dimensions, it is just lengthy, and thin down the "cough" "cough" shaft.

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

That Eternities end is awesome! And the X-Blade is epic

[@noahpauley]

I was Sora for Halloween 10 years ago and my dad made my keyblade out of a foam sword, tin foil, cardboard, and tape.

[@Road_to_Dawn]

16:40 I think Xion shrunk in the wash.

[@HealerMaow]

"That is a keyblade literally waking up with a fucking hangover." I am fucking screaming 😂

[@parttimelazy4593]

Dude I'd feed my Keyblades so much light and darkness, it'd just be a giant thick silver rod.

[@SuperLuigi1025]

You were the chosen one! You where suppose to use the Lego Keyblade to seal away the darkness not destroy it!

[@KerryStar]

10:18 I'm dying at this part 🤣

[@brandonglovich]

Yooo! That clip of EdoNinja was for a Simple and Clean music video I did. Seeing that again gave me the biggest smile just now.

[@astrothesaiyan5213]

I have a metal Kingdom Key that got messed up in a fire. I call it Fallen Kingdom now.

[@fanficdaddy]

This is the quality content I subscribed for

[@thewisepowerfull1938]

do not be embarrassed, I did the same thing. My keyblade was made of broom handle and imagination though.

[@backstoryben]

Ay thank you my dude! Yeah I was so ecstatic when I finished it. I even brought it to a KH event and some people told me the same thing you did. It was a good time. Wolfbane’s Keyblade is also nice.

[@KeybladeBrett]

Backstory Ben you got an awesome Keyblade! Meant to message you about it yesterday but got so sidetracked 😅

[@backstoryben]

@@KeybladeBrett Thank you Brett! That means a lot! :D

[@AC-03]

Conductors keyblade: appears Sephiroth: yes

[@ismailomar1068]

Being positive"some were amazing!" nEgAtiVe "quEsTionable"

[@yorshka6955]

8:09 Longbois

[@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967]

*_Keyblades are actually a bunch of d*cks with different shapes, sizes and lengths_*

[@bunbunpsyche3686]

My parents got me a kingdom key when I was 11 that was a solid metal pole with a foam hand grip and hilt stopper (idk? It's where the blue part above the hand guard, which was spray painted yellow, is supposed to be) and other sheets of metal crapily welded onto it....and the chain came off after the first 3 days of me having it

[@zachary5412]

Here in America during Halloween they sell key blades at the spirit Halloween store for only like $30 I think lol. They have a whole variety too like the kingdom key, kingdom key D, oblivion, oath keeper, way to dawn, Kairis keyblade and even the Halloween town one. They all look perfect too. Was definitely missing from my childhood because I remember wanting a keyblade when I was little and the only way was getting a hand made one on eBay for $200+. Lightsabers had to do, but nothing woulda made me happier as a kid than me and my brother fighting w keyblades lol

[@557deadpool]

They did make an official Braveheart for Party City

[@ramen_noodles0421]

6:49 damn. Boi got that big keyblade energy lol

[@roxas1382]

16:36 Me: Now that’s a well fed key blade

[@asadelfadillah8008]

10:19 it was then that Jared realized, he got roasted back...

[@anthonygonzalez9608]

The headband finesse let the roast begin you turkeys!! 😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂

[@ians_parks]

My pet peeves are the ones that have holes cut clean through the hilt when the holes are just supposed to be recessed

[@cdoconn]

I love how your accent is somehow Australian and like you're from Manhattan

[@TheReedBriana]

Thanks to you I'm finally going to pay attetion to twitter again because I got my keyblade collection I wanna show off.

[@chilly4685]

What is the version of dearly beloved that was used in 1:37 ??

[@mikashi1593]

You should buy all of them so you would become a Keyblade Master XD

[@atlasultima4200]

2:45 OK, this isn't related to the keyblades themselves, but this guy might be a Prince of Persia fan. Seriously, he's doing the Warrior Within pose. If Roxas did that, he would be unstoppable!

[@darkheart3748]

I have a bunch of official keyblades including way to the dawn and oblivion. Also have saix's claymore hand made looks exactly like it. Extremely heavy and almost six feet long.

[@smsdamiracle]

16:36 bro my first reaction was “nigga what” LOL I CANT WITH THAT SHIT BRO HOLY FUCK

[@maddcruiser8874]

You should make a video about your favorite in game keyblades

[@funnikid69]

8:15 bro sephiroth seeing that would be impressive seeing the 2 blade in his katana size ngl

[@connorplays6263]

So I actually do own one of those metal Kingdom keys and I actually used tape to keep the hilt from rotating. I also purchasing a plastic Halloween accessory Kingdom key which you can get for $25 on Amazon

[@nickwhyman4815]

Dude, he never got over the lego.

[@lucishearts9352]

I made 2 keyblades, Kingdom Key and Destinys's embrace as well back then as property for my cosplay, since I'm no longer do cosplaying, I still keep them as memories. I made them from recycle materials. Not too detailed as the official one, but still proud that I could make them somehow.

[@thebaku818]

I have literally no experience with kingdom hearts I just think the keyblades are cool and I want to make a custom one And maybe that one Splatoon keyblade I saw on reddit a while back

[@theodreer1356]

DAMN IT! The only day i am not home he makes something like this! You better make another one of these so i can send mine!

[@Faceless_time_traveler]

My Keyblade was literally a plastic sword that shone with light and made noises when you press a button , and it broke when I sparred with my sibling who also bought a ' Keyblade ' . Yeah kingdom hearts merch is not an option where I lived my childhood .

[@sterbecomeone9681]

You make promising content the gamersjoint thank you for your selections

[@ghostqueenhades1094]

11:45 lmao, my friends don't even like kingdom hearts, they call it "a 10hrs movie/ a cinematic game"

[@melodyatme5741]

16:36 Hahahahahahahhahahaha

[@uhhh9539]

16:09 I need this to be a full on meme now

[@abzisbreathtaking]

My keyblade is featured at around 10:00 in the video. My god LMAO!

[@theoneandonlyme9731]

That Keyblade got 9 Jared’s and an Aw Jared from HMK. That’s how you know it was bad.

[@jakejameslugo]

Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny

[@ryanbrutally7515]

Love your channel man kingdom hearts for life!

[@averytubestudios]

This was pure joy.

[@antoniobailey8772]

dude you got to make your own keyblade modal and youtube icon As a keychain

[@pixelpenguin0732]

The intro got me feeling super nostalgic

[@SourceACHV]

3:20 Lol I got exactly that kind of Oblivion keyblade but it's all wood. I also have a wooden replica of the Kingdom Key which is show on 3:35 haha. But hey man I used to go outside and pretend I was fighting off Heartless and I still do from time to time but only rare occasions lol.

[@skanker1772]

The lego keyblade looks like it could be the keyblade from re:coded

[@austinunrein5068]

Dude I feel like your bringing the hype back to your channel, with all the dope videos you’ve been posting. Keep it up man! I used to watch you and all the key-keepers daily before kh3 came out. I’m depressed most of the time, so not much makes me genuinely laugh. But the random shit you come up with and say makes me crack up.🤣I feel like your humor would appeal to a lot of different people. It doesn’t matter if it’s Kingdom Hearts, other video games, or something totally different your passionate about. Thanks for all the good vibes n laughs over the years.✌️😎🙌

[@ATK1734]

These were awesome! Can't wait for Round 2; here's hoping my Keyblades will make it next time

[@garrettkisamore6529]

I saw that kairi one that’s in the thumbnail on twitter and now I want one lmao

[@phteven5782]

A KEYBLADE WITH A HANGOVER!!! I guess he got taken over by darkness.

[@primalgamer34]

You should do a video roasting the different Heartlesses and Nobodies that have been encountered in the Kingdom Hearts franchise 😂 (also Dream Eaters and Unversed if you want)

[@MasterQuentus]

I go to a place here called the renaissance festival and they have keyblades but most if not all of them are wrong

[@martaeviouspoellnitx8498]

You can get the x blade and most of the well made keyblades from ebay and esty

[@evo_godly]

16:35 I lost it here i dropped laughing along with cynical

[@halfdraggy]

This series is amazing can't wait for part 3

[@gabrieldelacerdasantosoliv1311]

5:06 a keyblade from the realm of budget