Roasting Celebrities with Drew Afualo

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** Chris and special guest Drew Afualo discuss escalator etiquette, dig into yelp reviews, take different sides on mayonnaise, give verdicts on caller disputes, sound off on sugar daddies and sugar babies, talk tacos and the delicious Mexican food, discuss mailman delivery fantasies, get spooked by Chris’ dog Booger, chat about Cameo, tell BDSM story requests, share about slutty man outfits, and talk celebrities Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis, Pete Davidson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Jason Momoa.
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[@katiemackcomments]

shout out to the 1st caller who left literally the clearest voicemail ever to grace this podcast AND just had their tonsils removed

[@madisoncottrill3809]

We need a podcast of Drew, Chris and Brittany Broski together. It would be hilarious

[@ana-nim]

Omg, iconic trio

[@SenorPenor1337]

She's toxic, sexist, and racist. She is the female Andrew Tate. Yet one is in prison and one has corporate backing? Make it make sense.

[@margarin1498]

​@@SenorPenor1337could it be because one of them is literally guilty of human trafficking???

[@Chobitsification]

@@SenorPenor1337who is she?

[@Meowfacemae]

@@SenorPenor1337 you should cry harder about it.

[@thlover27]

the opening 2 minutes cured my depression, watered my crops, and cleared my skin. I love it 😂😂

[@saniya8885]

“Watered my crops” is sending me and i dont know why😂😂😂

[@angeltoes666]

It cured my ibs 😂😂

[@Tommy.J.O]

this podcast makes me gaslight myself into thinking me and chris are best friends.

[@Kuromichi08]

HAAH PERIODD not me acting like I’m laughing w them in the room 🤡

[@tamarashaye9538]

Just had a Phyciatric evaluation and couldn’t ask for a better emotional relaxer than this episode ✌🏻

[@r3bit2k3]

I just canceled and skipped my Psychologist appointment today because of anxiety about it and this is my relaxer too. 💕😂

[@TheJacquelinia]

@@r3bit2k3 skipping a psychologist appointment because of anxiety lmaoo I feel you. Same here but with depression naps

[@dulvce3763]

lmaoo are we the same person?? bc i just got one too!!

[@QTpatootie95]

Ily!

[@alexc9523]

Boogers butt being in Drew’s frame the entire time is so funny 😂

[@JNMKlover]

her preciousness ❤

[@katieromo7964]

chris you don’t understand how much you are saving my life with these podcasts. like bruv i was NOT okay before and now i’m starting to calm down again. thank you.

[@kimcheers2535]

hope you're okay

[@donaldkelly6583]

Garlic aioli is just mayonnaise with garlic and lemon juice so Chris is 1000% right 😂

[@transmaniandevil]

chris my therapist dumped me today because she ran into me at a BDSM kink event and I was so drunk and high that I didn’t even notice or recognize them but they saw me and now feel weird so now I’m back on the hunt for a new therapist rip

[@katieundercover]

omfg 😭😭😭 im so sorry

[@ll2906]

is this frrr?😭

[@sammijean1273]

You should have submitted this as a secret 😩

[@SweetMelodies00]

The fbi couldn’t get this outta me 😂😂

[@kittycat3557]

The face when you said “I’m a white, crusty tortilla chip” - 😂 The last couple episodes have been SO funny. Absolutely love! You seen so much more comfortable/ chilled recently with the podcast.

[@spicymcchickpea953]

As a New Yorker who frequently takes escalators lol there’s a system in place. If you’re chillin you stay to the right and if you’re rushing you go down the left

[@EricaPeighton]

The amount of serotonin Drew’s laugh gives me

[@MsHope08]

CHRIS I'm sitting here on my couch with my dog and she literally perked up from a dead sleep after she heard you bark LMAOOOOO

[@mackenzie1511]

this single-handedly cured my depression. thank u

[@chrisklemens]

thats troubling

[@spilledt]

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY LONG FOR THIS!! THX FOR SERVING US QUEEN

[@chrisklemens]

I gotchuuuuu

[@sw8547]

The escalator situation is not just New York lol. Everywhere else in the world they walk up/down the freaking escalator. And if you’re not walking up/down you stay on to the right side so people can walk around you easily.

[@haydanajay]

My exact thoughts lol stand to one side!

[@ctlightss]

I live and was raised in SoCal/ San Diego and we don’t do that here lol

[@kadenhudson7876]

Drew's laugh is so iconic. I just want to set it as my text tone or something.

[@brittanyjuarezx]

The way I thought “i wish my dad died instead of my mom cause I when I was 15 I walked in on my dad and the mailman” was from the same person LOL

[@anniehubbard5159]

i already love drew but i come back to this pod episode all the time to skip to the end and see her petting booger, it’s therapy for me

[@kristihaire8580]

Usually I save these for Friday while I’m cleaning but when I saw Drew in the thumbnail, instant watch.

[@averyjohnson9670]

Chris was right garlic aioli is like 95+% mayo…

[@TheMRock888]

3:25 Drew's "I'm sorry, Chris,"LITERALLY YANKED THE RUG FROM UNDER ME I AM CACKLING

[@yaygarita]

It's funny to hear Chris say that all he has going for him is humor because to me, looks don't matter but if a guy has fashion sense that's like the hottest thing to me ever! Like the dude can look like anything, but his fashion will get me and Chris has good fashion taste going for him too 😂😂

[@Malikamajesty]

This is the epitome of a virgo and a Scorpio trying to get along 😭

[@GIJaneUSAF]

I will immediately leave any other podcast that I'm listening to and switch to this one as soon as it's posted. I was listening to The Comment Section all morning and had finished the episodes, so I've just been wandering through other shows. I'm soo excited for this episode! It couldn't have worked out more perfect for me today. On this Drew Day that I'm having

[@ganjabongmaster4204]

aioli is absolutely mayo with seasoning - coming from someone with a severe mayo phobia

[@jakechartrand7308]

I fuuuuuuuuucking haaaaaaaate mayo! Yuck. 🤮

[@ganjabongmaster4204]

@@jakechartrand7308 it’s the worst thing ever 🤢

[@Deepleee]

I wish these podcast videos had topic time stamps for those who don’t have time to watch the full hour. Chris make it happen please!

[@isabelleowenx]

He never stays on topic so that would not be helpful hahaha

[@aSewerRat69420]

Change the playback speed

[@lindseyr1618]

CHRISSS this is one of your best episodes!!! y'all seem so natural and happy chatting 🥺

[@makenzieswing5155]

her laugh gets me every timeeee lmaoo I love them together

[@jordon4723]

Usually download these to listen to at work but this simply can’t wait

[@chrisklemens]

gfadlkjdsl god bless

[@jordon4723]

@@chrisklemens did you just reply to me or am I asleep

[@evantamezgalvan748]

The way Boogie loves Drew 🥺🥰

[@rebeccacoxon9892]

Haha omg this was like watching my brain trying to stay on track amidst the internal dialogue. Hilarious!!

[@lexieerschen541]

one time my mom and i were crossing the street in new york and i was in a wheelchair because i had surgery on both of my ankles and my mom couldn’t get the wheelchair back on the sidewalk because the wheel was being wonky and some guy picked up me in the wheelchair and put me on the sidewalk because i was stuck in the street. new yorkers are nice people

[@rymichaaa]

i've never had a laugh bring me pure joy more than drew afualo's

[@doublefeature]

my mom and i every time the zombie or any kind of apocolypse is mentioned; 'we go to the nearest hospital, we find the best meds, we go out feeling great, not getting eaten tyvm.'

[@allisonkaiser1902]

Chris you make my day so much better thank you!❤️

[@chrisklemens]

thank uuuu

[@samuelmontoya9511]

@@chrisklemens like seriously 2 videos in one week we are truly blessed 🥹

[@destinytrujillo844]

Love this podcast!! I called in for the first time today! I don’t have stage fright but listening to the phone ring made my entire body vibrate in fear, but got over it as soon as I heard your voicemail say “queef” 💕

[@SarahELynchDesigns]

Escalators are meant to help you climb faster... You're supposed to actually climb with it... Just like the moving walkways, you walk with the movement to quicken your pace. Oregon girl here, I can't say we are nicer to people, I think people on the east coast are just more real with how they act/talk.

[@austinm8334]

Literally this is the first I’ve heard of people who don’t just stand on the escalators and wait. Like…the entire point of them is so we don’t have to climb stairs??

[@TheGinaChan]

@@austinm8334 yeah but what do you mean, why are you standing for that long? while commuting?? wtf

[@AnthoniCarmen]

This is a perfect podcast episode. And to see Drew fully give up halfway through and just roll with it was fucking gold. xD

[@taylorsaylor4716]

Why do I feel like every single caller has the exact same voice?? I feel like they’re all the person 😂 From every episode

[@maddiewhisnant9093]

i’ve lived in the valley my whole life and i’m dying at the sol y luna and salsa and beer debate, i feel like everyone from the valley feels so passionate about this lmao. team sol y luna all the way

[@Msjoocy1029]

This is the perfect podcast to watch stoned lol

[@alexissmith9]

The scream I scrumped when I saw this video was… unreal 😭

[@yolisma9518]

Chris forever making his guests do the leg work on the reading 💀

[@MagsTheFoodie]

Omg the first caller... I definitely relate. However not a sibling but a friend. Always try to outshine me regarding anything and everything

[@b0ngbreath]

shout out to Drew first thing into the podcast, I PREACH THE SAME THING! imagine the anxiety??? ANY little noise you hear you get terrified thinking you’re about to be eaten by a zombie? literally f*ck that, i’ll take care of it myself! love you so much Chris so excited for this 💘

[@chelseaeastman1513]

Hearing you guys talk about Oregon makes me so happy😂

[@cgab4837]

I FEEL the first caller’s situation w/ her sister SO hard lmaoo

[@baeleighbackstrom874]

Same, but with my mom!!

[@kellynoble7125]

Drew and booger r an iconic duo

[@toria1382]

that intro was everything 😂

[@aminamoummad9332]

Life sized bean dip 😂 now that’s a vibe I’m down for.

[@hannahh9705]

I lived in souther cali 2 hrs away from LA for a couple months and I never met one rude person. Everyone was so sweet and kind. Coming from the south I was not expecting that but all the people I met put southern charm to shame ❤️❤️

[@hannahhope5648]

god their energy is so perfect pls make this their own pod

[@angeltoes666]

That first caller was P E T T Y 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@spicymcchickpea953]

Omg the first caller. My brother does this. I post my artwork, now he’s an artist. I became sober (was an addict for a decade) now he is also counting sober days while still smoking a shitload of weed and never had a drug or alcohol problem. It actually hurts me especially with the sobriety thing, he’s an older brother

[@SippingSober]

When he started barking I LOSTTTTT IT 🤣🤣🤣

[@torkgems]

This episode is the episode that keeps on giving 😂

[@nicolabrown9477]

Ahhh! Why does Drew remind me so much of Ava Jules?! Not just her physical appearance, but her laugh, her voice, etc. I am in love!!!

[@lizmarquez7374]

ok I can’t deal I watched this high af on the treadmill @ a public gym and it was the hardest not cracking tf up out loud

[@amybudafulldisaster3646]

Your reaction to *bugger* had me 😜🤪😆😆😆😜😜🤪😆😆😆😆 I needed my *InHaler* 🌬🌬🤪😆😆🌬

[@akashafedorus7264]

OKAY CHRIS CONTENT 4 DAYS IN A ROW! 2 vids, andrews video and the podcast! dead!

[@jasmineletty]

“Yeaaah babe” I mean Google says aoli is mayo, but okay 😅😂

[@xF3ARL3SSx43VR]

u doing the adhd mirroring thing where u make the barking noise bc she did at the beginning of the video (it's so funny) and u were like "wow idk where that came from" is cracking me up 😭😭😭

[@BvrgGbln]

Stuck in a car with my parents for four hours. Thank goodness for your podcast!

[@legitshitbro69]

living for the call her daddy slander

[@sarahwhite3424]

I saw the thumbnail and just KNEW this was going to be hella chaotic.

[@CN33449]

"I have a diploma 🤪" haha loved this

[@cat2thevine]

😂 We use escalators as stairs in Montréal too! Stand on the right side and pass on the left. It’s more common in the Subway (Métro) system but we do it in malls too 😂

[@clairevaleria]

THE COLLAB I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED BUT DESPERATELY DID

[@hersheybanana]

the nails are so fucjing stunning drew I can’t get over it!

[@JamesJamieJam]

Pls, pls, pls don’t stop making Podcasts! I know it’s a lot of pressure, might seem tedious, and maybe like no one cares but you’re helping so many ppl through daily life by giving them the comedic relief they need, that puts a smile on my face every time I listen. Also, pls stop insulting someone I admire dearly to; you. You work so hard and I just get the feeling you never feel like you’re enough. Newsflash; U SO R! You, believe it or not, are educational and drop dead hilarious! And your natural sense of fashion is a gift! AND everyone has their own sort of problems due to their living situations and just bc you don’t have it worse than some ppl doesn’t mean you don’t have the right to acknowledge your own struggles in life. Truly, Your long time listener/watcher of your vids, unhinged sista

[@emmawallace7681]

i’m so high watching this and bursting out laughing at so many parts lmao love you chris drew + the team!!

[@ayael1239]

I'm living for this episode. I'm watching this and I have a final tomorrow but unhinged comes 1st

[@Mxrisa_Nicole]

I saw the dog… but it didn’t register until 4 minutes in and you lost me the rest of the show😂😂 dogs the real star here 😂😂

[@emmasullivan9871]

So grateful this dropped today I love the both of you love seeing y’all enjoy each other’s company so much

[@justthatnarwhal6379]

u should put timestamps on different segments/stories !!

[@rosemarywatkins8664]

Okay but as a Oregonian I’m so proud they think we are all so kind ❤

[@suresoundsgreat]

Thank u for this crossover

[@anna_5643]

man I think this is my fave episode so far

[@Frankie45917]

I keep replaying 58:36 and it’s making me laugh harder than I have in a while. Thank u Chris

[@moomfortwendi]

quite literally said “oo!” when i got the notif

[@luketaylor2417]

Y’all are stoned… & I love it ❤️

[@kellyanncoveny8425]

I’m having a pretty tough time rn and you guys are really cheering me up thank you so much keep doing what you’re doing ❤

[@bw3449]

i literally sounded like a high pitched mouse and i was all over the place so sorry love. also this made my day

[@katiemackcomments]

day = made, so glad you’re having Drew on your pod too!

[@KT77ox]

"MilkBar" MilkBar, the dog biscuit? For Booger? Nevermind that's MilkBone

[@Christina-oj6jl]

i DIEEE when booger scared the shit out of chris LMFAOOOO me when i’m hi gh

[@NicachuMaeChase]

Not my boyfriend currently wearing the tank top cut all the way down the side 💀🤣

[@jazzy.crochets]

I’ve lived in Oregon my whole life & people always tell me it’s a different world up here. Makes me scared to go anywhere else 🤣

[@Aunty87]

❤️❤️❤️❤️ Obsessed with you both!!!! Thanks for the smiles and wisdom!!

[@boldlyvoid4912]

instant laughter, love you chris!!

[@briiogden]

Your videos make my day instantly better

[@saraheltzeroth9752]

Dude I JUST LEFT you a voice mail asking if you were ever gonna do cameo and I got so excited thinking you were gonna play my voice-mail. Foiled again 😤 I still love you though 😘 ❤️

[@salenahosaka2220]

WHEN HE GOT SCARED FROM THE DOG I LOST IT

[@Maggs-lp]

the intro to this episode had me absolutely howling omf 😂

[@englishbreakfasttealatte]

CHRIS WE NEED A POSCAST WITH BRITTANY AND DREW PLEASE

[@glitterwhorefairy]

That's so true we oregons are to nice. But we also sound like we have a question at the end of our sentences all the time when we talk.

[@ponkosquish]

Haven’t even watched it yet but SO EXCITED I love y’all together it’s super interesting/ entertaining!!!

[@reaganquinley3507]

this is the sh!t I needed to recover from finals week. tysm chris

[@leveigne]

The collab we been wanting!!