Christmas Dinner Foods - RANKED!

[@AlfieIndra]

Just filming an apology follow up video due to my views on roast potatoes

[@coffee3107]

Does the goat ? Mr “fruitarian” reply

[@AlfieIndra]

@@coffee3107 plants have souls

[@coffee3107]

@@AlfieIndra how’s the mould?

[@leo0p630]

Headline: twitter user Alfie doesn't like roast potatoes

[@George-gn2qn]

Alright mate you opened the door for me at the Alwyne Castle yesterday coz I was holding two cups - just wanted to say thanks again.

[@ExpressedSnake]

Never stop videos like this robbie, they’re so naturally funny and top shelf entertainment

[@annabrew5709]

I’m a Brit living in Canada and last year I went to my Canadian partners house for Christmas dinner. No roast potatoes, no stuffing, no pigs in blankets. The holy trinity completely missing from the table. I still haven’t fully recovered and I never plan on spending Christmas in Canada ever again. Love your videos, agree wholeheartedly with your ratings ❤️

[@RobbieKnox]

That’s disgusting Anna and I’m sorry you had to go through that.

[@camerondownes5711]

My condolences

[@DaveMcc]

I hope your adoption to a new family was a success and this Christmas you are truly loved!

[@ben__yourma]

Im praying for you after this traumatic event 🙏

[@jackmathieson1903]

"I wouldn't know a good sausage if it slapped me in the face" - Alfie Indra (2022)

[@RobbieKnox]

😂

[@NotMyRealName08]

Every roast needs a gravy, but not every gravy needs a roast. Just something to think about.

[@RobbieKnox]

So deep Josh.

[@callumjameswood98]

Round Sheep

[@CharleyBourne]

‘The people who make my Christmas dinners’ sounds like Alfie’s got little borrowers scurrying round for all his Christmas needs 😂

[@josh3306]

Off work with the flu and binging robbie knox christmas content. lovely stuff

[@RobbieKnox]

Sorry you’re ill but glad to help your illness.

[@kttt4829]

I was in charge of the sprouts for my uni Xmas dinner last week. fried them instead of having them boiled for the first time ever, absolutely changed the game! Always thought they had potential but never truly appreciated them until now

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, I do think if people experimented with them a bit more they’d be more popular. Great veg.

[@camerondownes5711]

Stuffing , yorkshires and roast potatoes are essential for all roasts

[@RealTarekAhmed]

A 27 minute Robbie video - let's goooooo!

[@RobbieKnox]

Bulky.

[@scootch17]

The sprout hat was an epic touch Mr Knox. Another classic video!!

[@RobbieKnox]

Always like when it makes an appearance.

[@brad9721]

I wish I had a friend like Robbie knox, seems like a top man

[@RobbieKnox]

I’m decent I think.

[@markr8690]

What a wonderful video. Easily video of the week. Gammon is the silent hero of that list, Yorkshire Puddings are wonderful, roast potatoes yum. Good point about the Turkey , it’s traditional more than anything. This was a real comfort video tonight.

[@RobbieKnox]

Cheers Mark, you're very kind. Merry Christmas.

[@markr8690]

@@RobbieKnox you too Robbie , all the best to you and your family.

[@JimbobFaz]

I think you could have done with tubes as a 3rd taster to pull the roast potato average up a bit as im I'm sure he would have voted high, thereby bringing a little more sanity into the marks. Ranking a parsnip higher over the roast potatoe is sheer madness. 🙈

[@ryancheese4]

Best video of 2022

[@RobbieKnox]

Huge claim Ryan.

[@JoeRabone]

I can’t help but think Robbie is wearing an Art of Football collared flowery dress

[@RobbieKnox]

Blouse and miniskirt.

[@ManWalksDogs]

Yeah that was my impression from the thumbnail for some reason. I think it's the style of the collar and it's white contrast to the pattern of the shirt is similar to those same shaped white collars on those type of dresses. If I studied fashion I might've used better descriptors there.

[@thedutyfree-tdf]

The gruesome twosome, the dynamic duo, two handsome lads in football shirts is exactly what I needed 🙌

[@simonverigotta41]

Let's just drink gravy...absolute class from the wolf & Alfie....brilliant video

[@elliottlacey8]

I cannot believe Robbie missed an open goal when Alfie said he wouldn't know a good sausage if it slapped him in the face! That was an Aguerooooo-esque opportunity!

[@ManWalksDogs]

Yep, Alfie knew he'd gifted him one there, but Robbie was like Di Canio when he caught the cross as he didn't want to score whilst an opponent was injured.

[@ashley_bell]

I’ve never ever had cranberry sauce. Growing up and to this day we always have Turkey for Christmas dinner with… *takes cover* …Apple Sauce 🍏

[@dantheman8193]

Love the concept of the video, and roast potatoes are the deal breaker for all of my Christmas dinners 👌

[@LimboDoo]

love roasting my potato's and veg with rosemary and garlic!

[@oscardavis4704]

I absolutely love the legendary sprout hat

[@RobbieKnox]

Elite isn't it Oscar?

[@joshuasmith3331]

"Pigs in blankets is a dish served in the United Kingdom and Ireland consisting of small sausages (usually chipolatas) wrapped in bacon. The first recipes appeared in 1957, and the dish was popularized in the 1990s by Delia Smith, who included a recipe in a cook book"

[@RobbieKnox]

Like a man in orthopaedic shoes, I stand corrected.

[@philjohnston9889]

I totally agree with Robbie when it comes to Brussel Sprouts! They are an elite food and along side stuffing are my favourite part of a Christmas dinner!

[@michellehanson7329]

No mention of bread sauce? I love it! Think I’m the only one in my family who likes it though!

[@rosielinsey7849]

My mum makes maple glazed gammon for Christmas, I reckon you’d love it!

[@craigsmith4005]

Robbie, I need to see a tutorial video of those roast potatoes, kids will be crying on Christmas day otherwise.

[@samuste_]

Not Robbies recipe but uses the same technique - Search on KZbin for Kenji Alt Roast Potatoes and you'll find the best recipe out there.

[@aaronmoody7250]

Gravy - 80 Turkey - 30 Beer - 52 Gammon - 60 Nut Roast - 30 Stuffing - 80 Roasties - 97 Parsnips - 80 Pigs In Blankets - 85 Sprouts. - 65 Yorkshires. - 87 Cranberry - 15 Generic Veg - 70 Xmas Pudding - 10

[@miamay2444]

Roast tatties are the most essential part of a Christmas dinner..

[@CharleyBourne]

The way Alexa responded with such confidence 😂😂😂

[@owenbell307]

Appreciate Alfie couldn't have it but it's got to be sausage meat stuffing. That would push it right up the rankings

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, I wanted to make in inclusive. Sometimes I’ll do both meat and veggie versions.

[@johnmehta7074]

I really think Alfie looks at you as the dad he never had x

[@RobbieKnox]

He definitely has a dad. I’ve met him.

[@peterb5]

That rishi sunak line was golden😂😂😂

[@WELLZY_]

i’m loving the hair, robbie. looking like an AC milan legend

[@crocanut5701]

In our house we always have gammon on Boxing Day and its usually the better meal if I’m honest

[@RobbieKnox]

That's a good plan. Do both.

[@la5ty]

Just the video I needed today! :D

[@CalumWright]

Gravy doesn't carry a meal? Shocking! An average Christmas meal can absolutely be made by drowning it in banging gravy, in my opinion.

[@almsivi123]

I love the still image of the meat eater with turkey on his fork and the vegetarian sat there with nothing 😂😭

[@SamFran]

As an Englishman that lived in New York for five years, I can tell you that they do indeed have pigs in blankets. It isn't the same though. Their's is essentially a sausage roll with the ends of the sausage sticking out. Also, I have fond memories of pigs in blankets as a child in the UK as far back as the 80's. Perhaps it's a northern thing?

[@bdmoffical4121]

I can’t believe how low stuffing is ranked. Ruined my holidays

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah, I was surprised by that to be fair. But it’s science.

[@JimbobFaz]

Same, I addore stuffing

[@GoonBrizzy]

completely agreed with each rating 😂sat back n enjoyed, what a vid Mr Knox🤝🏼

[@RobbieKnox]

Thanks Goon you legend.

[@jonny5738]

My fav duo

[@maliefa5415]

Love it!

[@skylinenos100]

Robbie a Yorkshire pudding is 100 end of get a grip man !!!!! hahaah

[@RobbieKnox]

Terrific food, just not for Xmas dinner.

[@barneychislett2818]

Love these kinda videos

[@rossbrown7249]

Im a huge fan of bread sauce! Anyone else??

[@jackfarmer888]

Love you Robbie!!!!!

[@RobbieKnox]

Love you Jack.

[@Vb98765]

that is one hot take on roast potatoes

[@RobbieKnox]

Lunacy.

[@connor1577]

10:57 the look robbie gave alfie haunts me

[@stuartellis5836]

Alfie is bang on the money with his views on roasties, parsnips are absolutely miles clear

[@TheTwoFingeredBullFrog]

I agree 👍🏻

[@S43V0]

Yes Robbie !

[@jamesgibbons6496]

Never had goose but would’ve been nice to see goose added. There’s bread sauce too

[@robinturnbull6149]

Love a bitta baroque era harpsichord over a xmas vid 😂

[@stephaniesanderson9638]

I would also be fuming with no sprouts on my xmas dinner. Best ever veg

[@RobbieKnox]

It's unreal Stephanie. Doesn't deserve the hate.

[@TheVampireSantiago]

This parsnip potato war has soured the entire judging and competition for me and I shall not be attending next year. Thank you.

[@RobbieKnox]

What side are you on Ben?

[@TheVampireSantiago]

@@RobbieKnox Team potato of course. Alfie's 2 main points for parsnip preference were "they're sweet" and "they have texture like a potato". Then he has the audacity to knock potato down a point for "just being a vessel for gravy". Gravy was his highest rated item!

[@TheTwoFingeredBullFrog]

Team parsnip for me, they have their own unique flavour compared to a plain potato that needs gravy to make it taste better.

[@Keeno12]

Couldn’t agree more on the potato front. Used to be a big player but is finished nowadays.

[@RobbieKnox]

Needs to regroup and come back.

[@benm431]

Brutal rating on stuffing. Doing one of my favourites really dirty there fellas! Where's the bread sauce at Robbie?!

[@seb30]

Should add roasting ur spuds carrots and parsnips (if you must) with garlic rosemary and salt and pepper make them immense.

[@PeteRumley]

"If its not on here your family are weird mate" robbie knox

[@RobbieKnox]

It takes courage to tell the truth Peter.

[@PeteRumley]

@@RobbieKnox it does indeed Mr Knox 😅😅

[@jamieandtherandomstuff]

As far as condiments go I'd say bread sauce is more christmasy than cranberry sauce.

[@finderinderura]

WHERE IS THE BREAD SAUCE!!!?!?!

[@RobbieKnox]

We’re not in WWII any more. Nobody needs to eat that.

[@finderinderura]

@@RobbieKnox I've lost all my respect for you

[@theoneballblog5809]

Is the Bin day glass on the merch store?

[@RobbieKnox]

Why it is! Bindaybrewing.com

[@theoneballblog5809]

@@RobbieKnox my wife wanted a new bag for Christmas, looks like she will be getting x6 of these bad boys 😅

[@fifafanatics7125]

Outrageous Robbie ranked Sprouts higher than Pigs in Blankets and Stuffing and I like sprouts

[@DrAlexanderTobacco]

This is a Christmas grinner.

[@thegamblersgambit844]

92 is the perfect score for gravy

[@mattbradberry3834]

my dad has mushy peas with christmas dinner and it's 99% to seem edgy.

[@jodieaddison3373]

Great video chaps, the only thing I would have added on here is bread sauce. Only have it at Christmas but I've no idea why as it's my favourite part of the meal. Not a massive fan of gravy but I'd be distraught if it were missing! I'm with you on roasties Alfie. Although I do love picking the burnt bits off the tray but parsnips are better. We have dauphinoise roast and mashed potato on CHRISTMAS day. Dauphinoise is the best potato.

[@RobbieKnox]

Need to try it again - haven't had it in decades. Dauphinoise is a very showy potato. I like it but I don't want it anywhere near my Xmas dinner plate Jodie.

[@jodieaddison3373]

@@RobbieKnox haha you're right there it is showy indeed, for us we just see our Christmas dinner as the ultimate roast so we have everyone's favourite elements of a Sunday roast. We do have turkey but we have a roast ham and a joint of beef too. Almost too many options!

[@kyleroczniak]

Delightful watch

[@GiuseppeBasile]

👍 👍 👍 @robbie

[@RobbieKnox]

Glad you enjoyed it! You’re working your way through a few of the old videos aren’t you!

[@GTACopper]

Delightful video

[@joshrainsford6657]

Man clicked thinking he was with Cairen Carlin 😂😂

[@RobbieKnox]

I think it's unlikely Alfie gets regularly confused for Ciarán.

[@joshrainsford6657]

@@RobbieKnox I looked at the thumbnail quickly and honestly he does look a little bit like him

[@DALFY100]

Robbie what burger do you usually go for from McDonald’s?

[@tomh1197]

Am I allowed to carry on my tradition of a hot oxo cube on Christmas Day Robbie?

[@RobbieKnox]

Absolutely pal.

[@thelifeofjaz]

The fact there's no roasted pumping, carrots or kumera (sweet potato) is criminal.

[@RobbieKnox]

They’re all covered by generic veg Jazman.

[@DynastyHeroes]

So you might want to be sitting down for this comment but im one of those people who isn't really a fan of gravy the only gravy I like is KFC gravy but i also don't like cranberry or bread sauce so yes most of the time I have my christmas dinner or any roast for that matter dry...... I do however like mint sauce and have it on Lamb. Something else thats going to upset you is I prefer mash to roast potatoes I didn't used to like roast potatoes at all but in recent years they've slowly grown on me but they still haven't managed to fully convert me from mash yet

[@dirtygunslinger9835]

Why is Robbie dressed up like the twins from The Shining.

[@bobhinch3360]

Sprouts are a 99 and I do not accept any sprout slander I'm about to witness

[@RobbieKnox]

I’m so on your side Bob.

[@hilljamie94]

Yorkshire puddings are arguably one of the best parts of a roast, so why not have it on your Christmas Dinner? Stuff tradition!

[@JonAvis-m9b]

harsh on stuffing

[@RobbieKnox]

It has been hard done by.

[@dewiroebuck]

Top quality content, the foreskins duo that brings more to the table than they’re appreciated for…

[@ClayDisarray]

Now do Christmas condiments

[@RobbieKnox]

Are there any apart from cranberry sauce?

[@callumthornton2205]

I think gravy is the most important

[@ejkibbledesigns9176]

Furious to discover bread sauce was not included.

[@samharte703]

Someone please tell me or send me a link on where to get Alfie’s sweatshirt! I need it in my life

[@TonkaDCFC]

Robbie i think you may change your mind on turkey if you watch WilsonsBBQ cook it on his smoker

[@doughnutharvest]

Lovely jubbly

[@duller9430]

Love ur vids

[@emilyrog8929]

the two sexiest men on youtube

[@RobbieKnox]

Huge claim Emily. Huge claim.

[@TheHxXx]

@@RobbieKnox Can’t argue with facts.

[@aaron8989]

You probably know this already but brine your Turkey for 24 hours before you roast it and it’ll be way better!

[@RobbieKnox]

Interesting. To be honest I tend to just get a turkey crown as there aren't many to feed. Should I brine that too?

[@aaron8989]

@@RobbieKnox yeah I don’t see why not! It’s a great way of getting extra flavour into the meat as you can put herbs and spices into the brine.

[@lewisdebruinHD]

Wheres the Galatasaray jumper from Alfie?

[@RobbieKnox]

Galatasaray probably.

[@darrentupman8143]

Alfie better be at birmingham

[@croccroc4000]

Turkey can be great if cooked well

[@joemccarten5632]

I can't really argue with the rankings.. Except stuffing being in the relegation zone which is an absolute farce! Europa Conference League at the very least for me!

[@RobbieKnox]

Yeah I feel it's been hard done by there.

[@miadavis3899]

Dear Alfie - bisto beef gravy is vegetarian

[@RobbieKnox]

Great fact Mia.

[@zachwills9851]

Dates in blankets

[@iamcantiaci]

Yorkshire Pudding..60!! wtf

[@Ginnxr]

Does anyone else have Mash potato also on a roast? Or is that just me / a northern thing 😂

[@garageflower1905]

The great parsnip conflict. I am siding with Alfie here I'm afraid

[@RobbieKnox]

Go home garageflower, you’re drunk.

[@brandonjennings8594]

Leave stuffing off my plate someone’s getting seriously hurt