Robert E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

The story of the Civil War’s most famous space alien general.
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[@DefThrone]

This is the pinnacle of stupidity and brilliance coming together in a beautiful way.

[@Impulse282]

Justin scarred sent me

[@THEGruesomeGabby]

Same

[@daytonadangler9455]

I know I’m not the only one that wishes this was a full 2 hour long documentary

[@82hypnotoad]

Hell, make it a series!

[@raftonpounder6696]

It is a series.

[@jonathancmclane]

Where???@@raftonpounder6696

[@59ersfootball]

You haven’t uploaded in 6 years and this is your return? I’m okay with it.

[@scottf9569]

I love the Reese pieces on the map

[@kgthompson5814]

I hadn’t noticed till you mentioned

[@roberte.t.theextra-terrest4877]

Can anybody say they know the general?

[@goodsprings5271]

From the stream im assuming?

[@roberte.t.theextra-terrest4877]

I doubt it.

[@aarongaswick3483]

You look so Cold, Quite, and G R A N D

[@denizmetint.462]

I wish you were ours.

[@Reblwitoutacause]

Quite

[@davidbruce482]

My wife and children came in to see what was making me cry/laugh so hard. They were not amused, I think I need a new family...

[@taitsougstad1219]

The isolation is getting to us all. This is the product.

[@awhitlatch1985]

I laughed and it shook the bed harder than Linda Blair.

[@mikeygduv]

Use your Mulligan.

[@denizmetint.462]

0:43 That one killed me

[@3Dscubacam]

His armies on the map being Reese's Pieces shows great detail.

[@ismaelsantiago8967]

This is one of the most spectacular pieces of anything anywhere ever. My whole life I've been obsessed with the civil war and its effects. This is by far the unrivaled and absolute crowning achievement of art that the south has ever been muse to.

[@ssbbrandon1654]

Can you please make an edit of the full documentary? My friend Wubby wants to see it very badly

[@osiris1828]

RIP Mike

[@Mitchellcraft27]

o7

[@Muggins92]

If you know, you know.

[@Reblwitoutacause]

That's truuuuuu

[@JJ-br8df]

Can anybody say they know the General? I doubt it. He looks so cold, quiet, and grand. Robert E.T. is one of the most difficult to talk about... because he’s been immortalized by the glory and the worship. He is a very great general, and he’s superb on both the offensive and the defensive. He took long chances but he took them because he had to. The only way to win was with long chances and it made him brilliant. A Union girl watching E.T. ride past her Pennsylvania home said, “I wish he were

[@Matthewest2]

Can anybody say they know the General? I doubt it. He looks so cold, quiet, and grand. Robert E.T. is one of the most difficult to talk about... because he’s been immortalized by the glory and the worship. He is a very great general, and he’s superb on both the offensive and the defensive. He took long chances but he took them because he had to. The only way to win was with long chances and it made him brilliant. A Union girl watching E.T. ride past her Pennsylvania home said, “I wish he were

[@Mitchellcraft27]

ours.”

[@roberte.t.theextra-terrest4877]

Narrator: Can anybody say they know the general? I doubt it. He looks so cold, quiet, and grand Shelby Fooet: “Robert E.T. is one of the most difficult to talk about because he’s been immortalized by the glory and worshiping. He is a very great general and he is superb on both the offensive and the defensive. He took long chances but he took them because he had to. The only way to win was with long chances and it made him brilliant.” Narrator #2: A union girl watching E.T. Ride past her home said, “I wish he were ours,” For the first six months of 1863, Robert E.T. and Stonewall Jackson had carried out one of the most extraordinary military campaigns in history. Smashing huge federal army’s at Fredericksburg and Chancellorsville. And winning the undying love of the south. Narrator #3: His name might be audacity, he will take chances and take em quicker than any general north or south. Narrator #2: In the summer of 1862. Defying all military convention, E.T. Divided his tiny force. And then attacked the huge union army. In just one week, Robert E.T. Has completely unnerved the union general. And demonstrated the strengths that would make him a legend. Surprise, audacity, and an erie ability to read his opponents mind In just 7 days, MacClellen (Little MAC), had been totally outgeneraled .

[@isaacburrows8405]

@@roberte.t.theextra-terrest4877 can anybody say they knew the general?

[@HistoricWrath]

Do you ever see something so funny and beautiful that you skip laughter and go directly to crying? I just have

[@daveblanks5699]

I laughed so hard I cried and then laughed and cried. This is in the top 10 funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank you for this. It destroyed me.

[@Loopcats]

You did your homework. Thumbs up for Mac being in there and the didn't notice until the second viewing that the troop movement markers were Reese's Pieces. :)

[@betog1212]

Thank you wubby

[@historyreligionea]

I teach an upper level history course on history and memory. We had just finished talking about some very heavy material. I started with a clip on Grant and said we would compare it with how Lee was treated, and of course that part was on Robert E. T. They loved it. Great work!

[@bawol-official]

The commitment to the bit is outstanding

[@peterrosebrock5543]

The cherry on top is "Little Mac"/MacClellan at the end, from the movie Mac and Me 😆

[@Sweetestsadist]

I love when a channel adds something after years of inactivity. It's always welcome.

[@KNWIII]

"It is well that this is so terrible, lest we become too fond of it." -- Robert E.T.

[@punic4045]

little did the Extra Terrestrial know, we would yet become too fond of it

[@silentjosh847]

I've watched this 10 times so far and have sent it to 8 of my best friends. I will not stop.

[@hunterjeffus]

I have to be honest I watch this at least 3-5 times a week and I still lose it. This is one of the few things keeping me going these days. That fucking violin is why I'm still going. But for real can you please make more

[@yee5074]

This is super underrated this deserves millions of views

[@Galacticavatar]

Now do one for Alien Lincoln.

[@alextheloser]

i’m crying of laughter, someone put this in the middle of a hot wheels movie and me and my friends started dying laughing 💀💀💀

[@justinhofman]

The addition of Mac from Mac and Me at the end really puts this over the top

[@angeliquemarya]

This is incredible. Love that someone spent the time to do this.

[@RareEarthSeries]

Brilliant

[@slep1654]

What’re you doing here? Love your content though!

[@thedeadcanary]

Glad to have you back, my friend! I hope you continue to make more like this, very good stuff.

[@twzink]

They even switched historian Shelby Foote to Shelby Fooet - bravo!

[@cramerr12]

I have watched this video over and over again, and I'm not sure if it will ever be enough.

[@mickbright8299]

Why is this so funny? I've been laughing for 5 minutes. Bravo.

[@pjmichaelsrocksyou]

Thank you to whoever posted this ! Funniest thing I’ve seen in a longtime.

[@glyph2011]

The final image made it for me. Such a surprise. This video is fried gold. 👍

[@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam]

Thank you for this civil war documentary. Really changed my mind on some important issues.

[@BigJ0]

This was phenomenal. Thank you.

[@alexandergietzen1667]

This is the best thing I have ever come across on KZbin! 😄😄😄

[@R4R1T132]

I expected Shelby Fooet to start naming nuts at any second.

[@Stevedogg706]

Well, it's one hell of a quarentine flex. Well done you magnificent bastard.

[@LeanMrfuzzles]

Somebody really needs to go through every single episode of the documentary and edit ET into it.

[@kingflame81]

Ok, now this genius! Best damn ET since Stone Cold ET.

[@YouGot2BeKitten]

I was one of the 2.7k. I salute you, general. I wish I knew you.

[@cerebraxis607]

Paymoney Wubby remindede of the general. He looks so cold, quiet...and grand.

[@DogmanNarratives]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen on youtube!!

[@TheKarlos]

This is perfectly executed. Brilliant editing.

[@tankninja1]

Can anyone really say they know the general? I doubt it. He looks so cold, quiet, and grand. Robert ET is one of the most difficult to talk about because he has been immortalize by the glory and the worship. He is a very great general and he is superb on both the offensive and the defensive. He took long chances but, he took them because he had too the only way to win was with long chances, and it made him brilliant. A Union Girl watching ET ride past her Pennsylvania home said "I wish he were ours". [Robert ET Title] For the first 6 months of 1863 Robert ET and Stonewall Jackson had carried out one of the most extraordinary military campaigns in history, smashing huge federal armies at Fredericksburg and Chancellorsville, winning the undying love of the South. "His name might be audacity. He will take more chances and take them quicker than any other general; North or South." In the summer of 1862 defying all military convention ET divided his tiny force and then attacked the huge Union Army. In just one week Robert ET had completely unnerved the Union General and demonstrated the strengths that would make him a legend. Surprise, audacity, and an eerie ability to read his opponents mind. In just seven days McClellan "Little Mac" had been totally out generaled.

[@aprilpfaender3437]

Justin and Tyler from Randomland said to watch! 😊

[@THEGruesomeGabby]

SAME YAYY

[@McWaaaaaaattttteeers]

This is my new favourite video on the internet

[@pattyamato8758]

I think there need to be even more statues in the South and elsewhere, of Robert E.T.

[@aidanchang3115]

True historical masterpiece. Should be honored forever for what they did.

[@anthonychihuahua]

It's because of enlightening programming like this that I enjoy contributing to my local *PBS: Peanut Butter Sweets* 🧡💛🍫🧡💛

[@RamenWilliams]

Having just watched all of the Ken Burns The Civil War again since I’m a history major. OmFFFg I literally couldn’t breath watching this.

[@louiesaenz7705]

Great Job! I enjoyed watching this.

[@hunterjeffus]

For real I have sent this video to at least 300 people on tinder. I don't care if I get banned. This man needs views

[@Awesomebox5000]

Literally the funniest thing I have EVER seen. Not just the funniest video. I have never laughed harder or longer than the first time I watched this.

[@eeejokesno]

10/10 the best thing I've ever seen!

[@joshgarvelinkmusic]

God bless you for making this.

[@albertsautter4077]

I haven’t had a good laugh in awhile. Bless you

[@ericblaire8384]

I hope its OK. I'm totally going to print a shirt with that thumbnail image on it (not for sale, just personal). This has gotta be my favorite "meme(?)" of all time. Phenomenal work blending such ridiculous absurdity with something of real substance. I first saw this on Wubby's stream and it kills me every time I see it.

[@fhwom]

Hey Eric, thanks for the kind words! If you’re interested in a high-quality photo print to adorn your wall (as opposed to or in addition to the shirt), shoot me an e-mail for details: [e-mail]

[@roberte.t.theextra-terrest4877]

Full House Without Michelle Can anybody say they know the general?

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

You're finally back!!!

[@EvanFowler]

I can't even deal with how funny he looks in that beard.

[@Marcia-xp9ty]

BRILLIANT! I could barely see, I was laughing so hard.

[@Storyograph]

This is so stupid and I absolutely love it. A++

[@MagicalToothpaste]

This is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen all day

[@cab12300751]

That was amazing

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

This... is... GLORIOUS!!!

[@electrojones]

My first viewing I just sat there in respectful, electric silence. Since then, I've watched this several times and I've laughed every time.

[@SuccMunkey]

damn... i can't believe i have been so blind to the history and greatness of General Robert E.T.

[@mollymaloney5347]

Brilliant! Please say there’s more to come!

[@waffensuperninja]

How awesome. I love it hahahaha. Missed your content!

[@j9qw]

I sent this to my history buff dad and he and I had such a good laugh

[@leomorris7573]

quarantine got everyone so bored the full house without michelle uploaded

[@davidgross2684]

Can any body say they know the General? I doubt it. He looks so cold quiet and grand.

[@parodysquared6835]

I love it.. well done indeed!

[@juliehunt8835]

Justin Scarred sent me too!

[@THEGruesomeGabby]

SAME

[@urzishra14]

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[@itssm0ke807]

So inspirational

[@peytonhastreiter6866]

It took me over an hour to find this, and now my journey is over

[@mattray5872]

Legitimately upset this hasn't blown up by this point.

[@PaveDearce]

The use of Reese's Pieces for E.T.'s army is a masterstroke!

[@tylerwray5614]

Amazing!

[@ericpadilla5863]

"His name might be AUDACITY!" I love it!

[@sgtleobella]

I can't believe KZbin recommended this brilliance to me.

[@dukezone69]

Brilliant!

[@tt-lk5dn]

BRO YOU'RE BACK

[@ambivalentdisaster673]

I don’t know why I watched this, but I’m glad I did.

[@PRRrailfan]

My god this is beautiful

[@TobyPasta]

Hands down. Best video on KZbin. 🤣

[@seanbagnall4012]

The production value of this video is fucking amazing

[@Eddie_fuckin_Money]

Excellent

[@liamsmith1755]

Brilliant.

[@jayzeo4767]

Wonderful ytp air

[@ChamsBams]

Why did my dad send me the link to this

[@evansolomon169]

Because your dad is fucking awesome. Go tell him you love him right now!

[@decderbyshire1145]

You better give your dad a hug right now!

[@davescott8973]

@@evansolomon169 she told me that she loved me and that you told her to do so

[@evansolomon169]

@@davescott8973 haha. Awesome! 👍

[@justingerber80]

WELCOME BACK!

[@MagikLamo]

beautiful

[@carnifaxdragonbait7551]

I love the Reese's Pieces on the map! And the ending. This is amazing,

[@chrislong5392]

A beautiful thing.

[@MikroStormer]

Thats true

[@ssbbrandon1654]

Yes I totally agree with what is being said

[@krabstarr]

Finally, the true story can be told.