Roblox Adopt Me In A Nutshell

[@TankFish69]

Subscribe, like and comment E for the algorithm or I will scam your golden poopy dragon Also here's the petitions: chng.it/Cvv7ndMn78 chng.it/2SZHCFR4mb

[@Djungelskog69]

Bruh

[@Banagnum]

hi

[@brwnbrwn]

E

[@Zyx.9827]

no.

[@teaeco]

E

[@AdaFear]

I remember in this game, before they added a massive "Leave house" button, I used to make houses that would let people enter and not let them leave, after I got a single family member inside my house I would teleport to the next baby in the family, pick them up, and then teleport back to my house. I repeated this until all family babies were imprisoned inside my house, then I would grind them by taking care of their needs, making massive profit, since the more babies, the more the needs. The only way out was resetting, but it was rare for anyone to know that you could do that, so they just had to be grinded until they left. Was only reason this game was any fun.

[@Mason-cm6cs]

Sound like what i do in real life.

[@killersawofficials7224]

@@Mason-cm6cs ayo wth

[@randomguy3623]

Slavery:

[@RajaIsThatGuy]

Child slavery lore:

[@Rip_Joshie]

this sounds so wrong the way you put it

[@NamelessPotato]

I am hornswaggled by this man's ability to turn adopt me into a less baby friendly game

[@CoolNinja9933]

its already a less baby freindly game with scams, but still

[@ishanbhakri3782]

It is just the truth he speaks

[@abramay1382]

Hey is hornswaggled a WILLY WONKA REFERENCE?

[@myusername3689]

Gambling is already very un family friendly…….. very literally. Dad please stop dumping our rent money into the casino.

[@amnaniqbal8576]

well i am bottom bazzaled my this comment, hregh hregh

[@bubbubthealmighty9240]

I can’t wait to get a full guide on how to traumatise children!

[@tomhelcon6331]

hey share some for me -🤠

[@artbyaj5526]

Traumatizing children?! finally a dude that likes doing that!

[@Stare_ok]

@@artbyaj5526 mmm yes

[@trollface7116]

same!!

[@spytie_korplox]

Any more videos you know on traumatizing children send me the name

[@ralph7605]

1. Get good pet. 2. Invite them to a party. 3. Tell them you will give them the pet if they stay in the party longer than everyone else. 4. Wait five hours. 5. Leave.

[@Jetstream_Sam]

Ok satan

[@falamadur]

3:03 WARFRAME

[@TrippelZ_]

Almost 3 years has it been, and he actually made a real video on adopt me. If Tank wasn't insane before (which we all know is true) he is now. Keep up the great videos.

[@Mike-di3mo]

This might hurt you but adopt me is a good game this guy is just a idk idiot lol (I'm going to start a argument in the replies

[@taegamerth2044]

I remember this game. I evacuated from Meep city ever since the roleplayer's population went down into the toilet. I lived there, had fun, and made friends then pets came and I found my kind going on the same path of extinction again. I quickly grabbed my things and fled to other roleplay games.

[@astralengine666]

Oh fellow veteran, I too, saw the downfall of this harmless roleplay game becoming a hellhole. Royal high haven't fell so low because of trading because they added a trading hub. Now roleplay is dead because they haven't thought of that.

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

same bro, but i moved on below 1k players games, horrific housing wasnt rlly a below 1k player game but it was really fun getting cosmetics for my house and overall playing, i even had space theme and ice theme planned for my house, and there was another one i thought about but forgor 💀 but sadly i couldn't make them cause its just expensive to literally roll for a cosmetic that i probably didnt even want now about below 1k games, i played many games such as Randomly generated droids, other plate games such as laboratory experiment, plate of fate and some good fan made games

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

I used to play this microtransaction riddled game a while back, the main thing that kept me interested was honestly the house building. With a little bit of maneuvering you can glitch through the walls and build a whole ass skybase floating in the void. Alternatively, you can make a parkour course in the aforementioned void (which conveniently has a built-in death pit) and send out a party invite saying “whoever completes this gets a free mega neon golden piss flavored unicorn” and watch a bunch of kids repeatedly fail at the obby for your own amusement. Good times.

[@mr-rat-man]

How long did it take to write this?

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

@@mr-rat-man A few minutes, why do you ask?

[@vel5094]

Did anyone ever win?

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

@@vel5094 No lol

[@summerheart9834]

omg same i used to even watch tutorial videos on different types of glitch builds as well lmao

[@storm_2312]

I have waited my whole life for this masterpiece

[@ClotXrockConwell]

As a person who doesn’t play adopt me at all, I can suppose that this is exactly how I see adopt me as. Thank you for making such a relatable video. 😊

[@santiagov8406]

I played adopt me and he actually got all the points correct , even the scamming , yes I did try to scam once but it was so embarrassing I passed out from cringe ( I got the pet I wanted to get the time I tried to scam whit robux )

[@frozenpumpkininspace9214]

As a person that does play adopt me, yes he got it all correct

[@SebastianEstrada-un5xt]

Bro Tank fish if you see this you should do a video on AniPhobia

[@knightlord368]

@@santiagov8406 i think they should change the name of adopt me to animal trafficking simulator

[@ovenaroundhead2881]

As a half thai, i can confirm that it is honorable to have your one of your lineage’s country mentioned in your favorite ytber, anyways, they kinda did it since they both got profit, kinda depends on each other in some kind of way

[@arty0say]

Yup

[@matys1212]

my brother and i used to play adopt me, when the pets dropped, i got a cat, my brother also wanted a cat but got a dog instead, so he named the dog "dissapointment"

[@Alex_Fishman]

I remember the time when I first played A-drop me in 2017. No pets, only one half of the server playing as parents, the other as babies. Most people craved something a normal person would, a better house and a cool car. Some may have spent their money on "gifts", the Primodrial lootboxes of the game to get a strange epic vehicle to flex on others. The center island had way fewer people, although there were still enough people to visit the shops to buy new clothes and food to feed their children. There was also a small inside joke in the community, in which people would throw babies off the bridge into the river when abandoning them, the devs even put up a sign on that bridge, which forbids throwing that act, however that did not stop anyone, hence the name I used earlier. All that, and I only played it a few times, before abandoning it for the more popular and cool in those times Jailbreak. Then, I briefly tried it again. It was sometime in 2020-2021, I don't remember exactly, yet I know that I pressed the play button purely out of boredom during the Beer Virus. I was greeted by a crowd of people gaggling and going after shiny things, like a flock of strange crows. Yet these crows were human. Human children trading with eachother, exchanging "abc's" and "123's" and handing over animals. At that time I have already had a taste of games with heavily implemented trading in them, however, I was still surprised to see servers that were once filled half-and-half, rampant with babies. Not literally, mentally. No other player has been taking care of children or trying to get a new car. They were simply trying to get pets. Naturally, out of curiosity, I tried to raise a few, I think I got a cat and a beaver, which I later gave some accessories, after that I discovered that these pets had the Neon and Fly variants, which of course, disappointed me. A game I once knew as a place for people to rp, turned into a zoo, where animals were more humane and sensible than their supposed owner. I only played the game for about a month, looking for anything that the pet system can be applied to. In the process, I have started buying cauldrons that I would use *_TO DRUG MYSELF WITH SPEED POTIONS TO THE POINT OF ME BEING ABLE TO OUTRUN A CAR,_* which had kept me going for a bit, until I have decided to leave. I have had enough of that game, and never I wanted to play it ever again. May the Capitalist forces crumble upon that game, releasing it from the grasp of pets, however it would always be remembered as that one trading game, with no goal and no end.

[@kastoridesbobur]

Good times

[@robertthecta]

good lord

[@mori8706]

🤓

[@Alex_Fishman]

@@mori8706 Bust

[@KyloBarley]

I ain’t reading allat

[@jesuswithaBible]

I love the thumbnail "CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?"

[@charmendaria]

So highhhh≈~~~≈≈~

[@doctorviper2061]

as someone who hasn't been on roblox for at least 6 years, seeing a family rp game turn into a bootleg CSGO market ring was the biggest set of whiplash I got in a good while

[@lilialarcon3086]

Do you know the Pokémon scene that tank fish shown on the ash ketchup player

[@TheAroacePerson]

I like how the dog with tank is named "darkaltrax" 😂😂

[@bluecifer5993]

A guide to gambling from a young age... Just what we needed.

[@charmendaria]

Owner Happy Casino Happy Devs Happy Roblox Happy Everyone Happy!1!2!!!!!!1

[@pumpkinflash500]

2:02 i like how it says "DarkAltrax" and its a dog

[@SoniasWay]

I can’t believe we’re getting to experience this masterpiece

[@minhduytran5938]

Just love the way adopt me went from a fun roleplay game to a money printer machine

[@electrolizi]

Ok pray to the youtube algorytm that this video doesn't go demonetized

[@Josh72769]

ok

[@a_kent.annos666]

Let's pray the Algorithm God

[@grzegorzczarnecki5275]

i will

[@ricefarmer-kr4yv]

Spam e folk time to spam e

[@mustafaodabas2752]

00:05 İ dont think its that long to get demotized

[@yunochanishere8616]

Just Brookhaven, you can just do many things Including locking someone in the basement for shits and giggles Also, have a nice day Tank Have a gud day

[@keeganruiz2623]

3:56 "eventually the eggs stopped thinking"

[@iwogold816]

Is that a jojo reference?!?!!?!!!

[@Kamekqn]

7:14 a minuscule amount of trolling

[@perfecttaxevasion9696]

3:02 finally, a reference I can understand

[@srmeatyboi9009]

Cold the air and water flowing

[@Ghost_wolf7275]

I thought it said "keep the air and water flowing" @@srmeatyboi9009

[@Michaelb1577]

As someone who plays adopt me and is easily offended I found this really funny and relatable I was here to try and prove adopt me was a good game but all this guy said was facts

[@coruptified7380]

imagine playing adopt me 💀

[@Michaelb1577]

@@coruptified7380 what’s wrong I don’t see the problem scammers and slenders are the problem I’m neither of those so there’s no problem

[@AzazelAugustus]

imagine playing adopt me 💀

[@AntVaz7]

Imagine playing roblox💀💀

[@elijahdulay4771]

@@Michaelb1577 I mean people don’t like the repetitive gameplay of trading a dragon for a literal dog. You can’t really blame them for not liking adopt me or thinking adopt me basically sucks.

[@methane5211]

"When little kids begin to scam, it is time to scram." - a wise professor

[@techny3000]

You can imagine my surprise when my friends told me that 4 years after I first and last played adopt me it was no longer about adopting children... But about money

[@SMSHR]

The reason as to why they managed turn a simple game of trading pets and having families into a Capitalistic Wall Street will probably never be answered.

[@ratman8369]

3:40 but- I just was born.. please accept me father

[@Josh72769]

a rat?!?! KILL.

[@shoty_x1693]

7:53 *"Good day Ladies and Gentlemen ,yes you read the title correctly, we are going to own the country of **_Scotland"_*

[@Kanihide06]

I remember logging on to adopt me several years ago, on my kindle fire, and kidnapping random children with a stroller and separating families. I was an interesting child

[@shremp69]

Recording himself scamming a kid for his LGBT light shadow dragon is one of the most balls of steel move I've ever witnessed today. Absolutely ruthless!

[@Mary.sLb3]

LGBT light shadow dragon lmao 💀

[@Thepointiestman]

I just watched a man talking about a game that kids play, and i enjoyed every second of it

[@combinetheelite]

Tank Fish enjoys kids a little TOO much.

[@PointTheorist]

@@combinetheeliteyeah he loves traumatizing them

[@theredviper1028]

ngl bro you deserve way more views for the ammount of effort you put in

[@Mr-GreyScale]

i like that you added the music for when you get on your bike in the pokemon black and white games

[@jeffersonchau7171]

Yet tank fails to realize that when adopt me gets an update, it crashes every Roblox server. So we can use that reason to justify scamming the kids.

[@joao2479]

Man I remember back in the day when you were able to put cash registers in your home and people were able to pay you I'd make a party that was basically an auction where whoever sent me the most money at the end would get a car (I actually had it cause y'know I gotta prove I've got the prize haha) and I'd have my friend over in a discord call and I'd announce in chat who the highest bidder was but my friend seemed to always outbid everyone else so at the end the guy who is totally a stranger to me and not currently in voice chat with me wins the auction and we split the money we made off of it

[@EasternStory]

you can still put cash registers into your place

[@joao2479]

@@EasternStory but they aren't usable, they spit out an error message saying they're disabled At least at the time I still played, haven't gone on there in years

[@EasternStory]

@@joao2479 i tried out adopt me a few weeks ago and started doing some alt account farming with the cash register, it worked

[@potatotime3745]

@@EasternStory Still not worth it with the lengthy cooldown, old cash registers were better.

[@oneosix106decena]

You can actually get a svamm out of it Tou can get your friend to always do a high bid and act like a stranger and if theyre real fukin persistent knowing them you can get more than you bargained for

[@СергійГавриш-к1р]

i miss the time when my biggest issue in the game was children abandoning me cause i took them to a free shower in the sauna, cause housing was expensive, and now my problem with the game is that i dont play it.

[@countmatt9844]

3:49 word of advice keep Aqua away from all frogs and toads. Or she will be crying and screaming in fear for 24/7 never letting you get any sleep.

[@cocoarabbity7053]

The face of tankfish's trollface never fails to make kid's have nightmares when they sleep 😊

[@emmanuelestrada5874]

Damn tank you expect me to wake up at 6:30 just to watch another of your vid well you were absolutely right

[@austinorsomeonealt]

I'll do it even if it's 3

[@The_Untitled]

Where I live it goes live at 2:30 in the afternoon, I can eat lunch as I watch it.

[@Destroyer40k0]

I saw a single frame of krieg at 11:54 and was immediately excited

[@michaelcordero7061]

Hey tank, trenches got another new update. New maps and the dreadnought, which is a massive airship that will appear to bomb the enemy team after you take 2 flags during the daytime

[@СтражПеченек]

12:10 "This one's sanity must've already crumbled up"

[@Xyrum143]

I like how this guy can't forget about Bee swarm😂

[@charmendaria]

its like permanet debuff for you You cant forget

[@christiankirbo9302]

Tankfish had to use all his brain cells just to survive in this game, true legend

[@DimSlimDaMonkey]

The amount of doge memes that you used in this video was insane

[@SpaceGamer07]

I think it’s funny how scamming became such a problem they needed a 30 second trade confirmation

[@a_kent.annos666]

Hey Tank, I have two games to suggest you to try: the first is Nico's Nextbot, which is Evade but horror (and better); The second is Hours, an hack and slash singleplayer experience where you can manipolate time! Btw, I already know this video will be awesome, even if the première didn't even started yet

[@slothtamer513]

YO I love both of those games

[@a_kent.annos666]

@@slothtamer513 me too

[@darkgoat89]

He already played those

[@a_kent.annos666]

@@darkgoat89 when

[@a_kent.annos666]

@@darkgoat89 no he didnt, i just checked

[@vitoravelarmatsuoka5241]

this one's sanity must've already crumbled

[@OGROBLOXPLAYER]

so who else died of laughter when he said babies are a hunk of flesh

[@abysser3941]

This is surprisingly accurate and funny

[@Idk_what_to_call_channel_name]

I like that he said “it’s in a nutshell” but in reality it’s pretty much the whole point of the game

[@glasswool88]

1:06 they should change the name from Adopt Me to Abort Me

[@NotRedblu]

Or drop me or smth

[@Josh72769]

Or break me-

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

@@Josh72769 break me?~ 😳

[@Josh72769]

@@kiwuuspurr1927 I mean this 🔨

[@Meme.calculator]

Petition to change it from adopt me to pet trafficking simulator this would be the gameplay: The gameplay of criminality but you need to run and kidnap pets who are physically and mentally abused and you need to sell them and then their sold on the market then you get 75% if their sell value if sold on the market or 100% if you sell them physically

[@altaysancak5038]

This guy and his channel is masterpiece

[@TheSleepKing]

Finally. A game to practice economics like a true businessman

[@PMoreira2008]

I like how Tank Fish named his dog DarkAltrax lmao.

[@williamdallas2634]

I don't know what Roblox is but I found this video very funny

[@Jayma_is_on]

This man’s creativity is on another level Oh and can you make a video on the new doors update

[@divinewaste6570]

this video has teached me more about economics than my 8 years in school

[@Idkanymore69420]

2:17 bro elden beast in adopt me would be terrifying

[@soopgaming]

people are forgetting simple math Kids+Basement=FREE MONEY

[@crystalfrost3552]

0:38 I feel like all genshin players who tried to pull a 5 star will relate

[@Josh72769]

Fifty fifty.

[@grimisnotgrim748]

1:44 Made me think I was actually getting a discord call

[@Tango_Vids]

Same

[@oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo]

But you all dont have any friends, who is going to call yall?

[@grimisnotgrim748]

@@oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo not at 1 in the morning when I was watching this

[@LUFT-WAFFE]

Your almost at 1 million subscribers. You deserve this your videos are hilarious. You go king!

[@TotallyNotARebel_550]

2017: chill roleplaying game 2021: Pet trafficking

[@Showsters09]

This is some certified gaming

[@plrsatyt2159]

I shall learn how to give kids THE PTSD, after all this time I can finally learn. Thank you sensei Tank Fish.

[@thepestilentone]

He's back, and it's no longer several minutes long of being restricted at the end.

[@RomanWasHere-]

I played Adopt Me a little bit, like when Pets got Added, I still find it hard that Pets weren't always in the Game despite playing before they were in the game, they've just been in the game so long and basically became the only reason it was played I ended up forgetting what it was like before the Pets

[@ToastLord2611]

Thank you I have now found out about the single most fun thing in history: scamming kids in kids games while they act like adults (terribly). although obviously I don’t scam people for legal reasons. 4:44 nah these pets just went full yu gi oh jeeeez

[@wrenchdav9355]

I like how the dog at the end was named darkaltrax at 12:36

[@anthonyroper73]

Hey Tankfish, you should play strategema with vex and the crew. It's a really good Roblox RTS that needs a player boost and is fun in parties. Not to mention you played a similar title called the conquerers a while back.

[@PakoDriver]

I love strategema! I played it with my friends and I hope he plays it too so he can start a nuclear apocalypse that will last 4 centuries.

[@grzegorzczarnecki5275]

100% true

[@grzegorzczarnecki5275]

1000000000000% true

[@mintyfairbairn7340]

money hungry devs + hell = adopt me

[@creeplender1663]

Damn.. I didn't want to play this game but this guy makes the games sound way better and make me laugh my a$$ off 😂

[@shortsecondanimatedclips3638]

I actually got scammed for my kangaoroo when I was younger and it was really freaking sad :/ 10:00

[@SSS_Rank_Recapper]

Skill issue

[@ijoinedbcofthememes]

Skill issue

[@commandernoob2233]

Skill issue

[@Bitter_k]

Skill issue

[@minecraftman6837]

Skill issue

[@mateusfernandes5979]

5:43 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Ayo?

[@A_MoronicBlobb]

“So can you please sign a petition where they should change the name of the game to *adopt me* to *trade me* instead”

[@Josephine96]

I managed to trade 9 cups of tea for a seahorse. I have no clue if that’s a good trade, but I did it.

[@zachkoptun9637]

1:51 4 years ago damn

[@MasaMasa-hv9fl]

5 years now

[@Josh72769]

Time flies.

[@davinaoakley-wy1pi]

​@@Josh72769 bye

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

Ive stop playing adopt me because of the ‘’good pet traiding’’ system and the community of this fucking game. I used to play this game because it was relaxing and I could chill out with my house, but then after… THIS SHIT HAPPEN 0:06

[@patate_legendaire]

I don't understand why 0:06

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

@@patate_legendaire to get some context

[@fathurrahmanrizqinbinmohdr9496]

In 0:06 that a baitullah means create a kaabah of muslims

[@CircleOne9]

U should play steep steps wit ur friends it would be funny seeing u guys struggle 😂

[@helloworld9752]

Who else has seen that manga panal at 7:10 and wondered what it is?

[@SpiteAnims]

it's a baki ad I think

[@minecraftman6837]

Its a baki ad

[@Tunnler]

hey man. i just wanna say thank you so much. just recently my friend since childhood friendzoned me and said she doesn't date to marry and to just have fun.. you really distract me from all those bad feelings with making me laugh and smile. thank you.

[@CrystalRiftX]

Its time to not sleep bois. We staying all night.

[@Jex_Jex_Jex_Jex]

"I'll give 5k robux for mega neon fly ride shadow dragon" "Okay-" *Gets scammed*

[@MrBlackFedora]

2:37 was a hold up moment

[@GlooeySwoony]

Watching your videos make me happy, just yesterday i broke up with my girlfriend and am still getting over it. Thank you for making me laugh Tank.

[@blazikenchad8876]

Girlfriend? Impossible

[@beanboi8838]

Hope you can get through this brother. You got this.

[@tthunder878]

4:15 what’s so special about a supreme brick?

[@mexicandragonite7391]

The brand that's it

[@jaxonmckay3504]

You should play a short horror game called “The intruder” the intruder is basically Chili’s brother and he wants his 5 dollars back so you have to avoid him by hiding by turning the lights off and you have to fix the phone or Chili’s brother will figure out your plan it’s fun yet scary

[@vitezoman5]

I think my only neon I made was the 4th year anniversary butterfly. I used both my main and my alt to grind enough money for the pet as well as grinding them to fully grown. It took me more than half a day, JUST TO GET A NEON, and they said "nope, alt+F4", especially when I heard you need 4 fully grown neons for a mega neon. THAT'S 16 PETS TOTAL TO GET ALL OF THEM TO MAX, and it takes around 2 hours to get just one to max... WHAT THE ****

[@Lil_ghostyhehe]

Anyone the OAH Fish XD 😂😂😂😂😂 7:21

[@Noobixm]

1:34 ANIMAL FARM REFERENCE!?!?

[@ThatOneTexanGenius]

I remember when I was 7 it was 12:00 AM at night and some guy had a frost fury and I really wanted it but he said lets trust trade and I got scammed and then I started crying to my mom and I asked him nicely to give me pet back. I don’t know why he didn’t give it back, I even used the magic word. (Sarcasm)

[@lunymoon4684]

What is the music used in 4:34 ?

[@Bitter_k]

The music is from Mr incredible canny meme and the music name is embraced by the flame - undead corporation

[@lunymoon4684]

God bless

[@Nuclear.]

10:11 what is the song called?

[@enderhomemade6589]

Here kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpmXZmt4fJZgeNE

[@Justanormalnp]

Funky road-MO2

[@leonzack5342]

Its from blue archive funky road

[@redacirvinskaite9115]

9:26 bro the growtopia scams are in adopt me?

[@charlottezagari3680]

I used to play adopt me and got pretty rich, then quit because I was so rich I had no motive to continue, so I gave all my pets, I legit emptied out my entire trades me inventory to my cousin. It took a gosh darn hour to wipe it clean, and donating all the money aswell took so long. And then I quit. My cousin still plays but I will forever have legit all those values stuck in my head. Mostly learnt it from this adopt me reading values website which has every single value of each pet implemented into it.