Roblox Bleeding Blades: Ancient War Crimes

[@TankFish69]

My children, like, subscribe and FEED E to the algorithm as always. I require more exposure. Thank you very much

[@Sljivarsa]

Yes

[@Palerider47]

E and also no problem. You're the best KZbinr bud.

[@thumbsup6042]

E

[@internetuser320]

Time​ to​ called​ everyone​ who​ isnt​ our​ empire's​ people​ babarian

[@yeaano]

W

[@Altrax420]

The Thespians may be strong but can they beat Goku?

[@Crismiliard]

yes

[@samirbelica2358]

@@Crismiliard no

[@amixofvids5943]

Depends on how much drip goku is wearing

[@markalmax]

You should gix your proplem with drip goku

[@Crismiliard]

@@samirbelica2358 yes

[@Captain_Dough]

*”You can’t be arrested for war crime if it is not a crime yet”* -Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@suntzu5738]

Yes

[@alistairvan4059]

Yes and you got, I think you got it right, we can't commit war crimes if geneva doesn't exist or if it isn't a crime

[@drylust8886]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3XdaI1vfNuNqtk

[@ejserrano9843]

YES

[@cheeser3236]

It’s not a war crime if you win the war

[@Caeden-pl2xx]

You know, despite his stupidity and seemingly dumb tactics, Tank is actually a fairly good general. He has complete control of his forces almost always and can defeat larger forces relatively easily. Moments like his first siege of Hali actually shows this, especially in the way he commands his phalanx and infantry.

[@PosterityIslesNews]

the only reason his team is so coordinated is cause he's in a discord call with them, his tactics are not good

[@fastsnake1]

@@PosterityIslesNews No matter how good your squad is, a billion people with no equipment can beat them. (Unless you use nukes)

[@PosterityIslesNews]

@@fastsnake1 exactly, which is why he won with sheer numbers

[@maxcrowly3162]

@@PosterityIslesNews gamer, he was outnumbered

[@Wizord1]

This is completely fine, the geneva convention has not been invented yet. I respect your genius, tank fish.

[@sirius_solaris]

Hey god…. What kind of war crimes are possible to commit before the Geneva convention was invented?

[@projadexd6703]

tank fish

[@I-draw-rarely]

@@sirius_solaris i agree what could you do before it was made?

[@ralphsalvador157]

God warcrimes

[@Wizord1]

@@sirius_solaris anything my child. Anything..

[@Skrumpish]

ah yes A raid group committing ancient war crimes in a children’s lego game now this is my type of content

[@evanytgaming1986]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@thepioneer1525]

agreed

[@jonasjensen6862]

Nani

[@A.Singularity]

same

[@crosswastaken]

@@evanytgaming1986 wrong yt channel

[@theswarmsquad3606]

What I fucking love about tank fish is that he actually knows the history behind these games and thus can meme it with historical accuracy in mind.

[@HanzTheODST]

*Naval warfare intensifies*

[@GoldenHawk_]

He absolutely failed talking about this battle, sounds like you need to do some research.

[@saulgabeavilla5160]

@@GoldenHawk_ Sounds like you're fun at parties

[@GoldenHawk_]

@@saulgabeavilla5160 yeah I am, except you have never been to a non birthday party little boy. Oh no I shamed your favorite KZbinr. Listen, you probably only like this guy due to other people liking him. Stop being a follower and go outside.

[@harmandtoor5111]

@@GoldenHawk_ Ayoo,, chill with that Its just Roblox after all, none of us should be hostile about it. :)

[@Callasco]

2:30 love that one dude preemptively surrendered while walking towards the phalanx 😂

[@ChrisAwaay]

Oh yeah I see him

[@Fl4meFlow]

I actually studied greek language, culture and mythology for 2 years and this has been the best lesson I had

[@CashCashBoys]

69 likes

[@Sondrey731]

You must of had terrible lessons

[@raymondrayden7304]

355 likes and 1 replie

[@RyleeHall-nt9wh]

436 likes and 3 replies

[@Psub950]

608 likes and 4 replies

[@unlimitedbadness9517]

6:00 There were 5 guys, what did they do? They all tried to beat him solo. Their one advantage (numbers) they didn’t use

[@jibbysajol2923]

Once again tank fish uses his tank fish eternal mangekyo sharingan

[@randomperson1301]

he legit looked like doctor strange looking for the outcome of the fight xd

[@__-ic7si]

people in this game love to rp

[@lancestryker]

@@__-ic7si if their role is to play idiots, then they've done a pretty good job

[@fakeblue8985]

Assassins creed mfs

[@music-lv3dl]

"Lads! What's your profession?" “I’m a Persian spy sir.” “AY WHO SAID THAT?!” That was hilarious

[@kiddiefox4266]

yup

[@CashCashBoys]

169 likes

[@badlydrawnslide2109]

bro i started the video and that part happened at the same time as i read this, wtf

[@anastasijakaptelova5273]

Yea i loved that too

[@madireddys1037]

Funnily enough, historically, a Persian spy fooled the Spartans into going into the ravine, which got trapped and killed by Persian archers and infantry.

[@mohsenakbari4445]

At 7:12 tank fish rlly took "im a one man army" to a whole nother level😂😂🗿🗿🗿 Man this vid rlly made my day❤

[@ixinfamous1412]

Honestly, strong warriors who fight not for personal gain, but just because they want to or because it’s funny might be the scariest thing. They want nothing and can lose nothing… Thanks for the history lesson

[@silasoverton8112]

In the words of alfred, "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

[@gusteronih]

"Flank em and spank em" -Sun tzu, the art of war.

[@eugenepile7036]

Yamete kudasai

[@anormalperson1188]

@@eugenepile7036 ey boss

[@suntzu5738]

Yes

[@koridesu7270]

14:23 sauce

[@ishikami3631]

@@koridesu7270 to love ru

[@muisupreme5912]

I love how while he records videos with the immunity of cancellation, all while literally teaching us about history. One of the best content creators right here

[@vbadimothebadassjackass8011]

5:40 Tank’s legendary 1v7 moment

[@gabandreialcantara4649]

"This is SPARTA!!!" *kicks astolfo off to a hole* "I guess she really fell for that 'trap huh?" Ba doom ching

[@mignonne_]

What the hell did I read lol

[@Ragazaloth]

*you have made the worst mistake ever*

[@leprotagonist5467]

He*

[@crazy_d1a440]

Astolfo is from fate and there was the archer vs heavy infantry clip that was from fate

[@akramgimmini8165]

Perfect

[@hyphe1337]

I can imagine people who have learned more history from Tank fish than from school

[@ocean_man2132]

Stop calling me out

[@pawelk411]

fun fact : i got test from sparta and aten's wars next week and this vid rly helps lol

[@solitabaruel4536]

I learned history from fucking memes

[@kristiprifti4613]

According to the historic knowledge that I have as a Greek this video is historically accurate in every situation

[@tsufuevang2195]

Even the time when the battering ram moves by itself?

[@sungjinwei]

"What is your profession?" "Im a Persian spy sir." "WHO SAID THAT?" fav conversation in the entire video.

[@nub_gaming2306]

why does this explain more about history than my history class

[@its_aceyt6947]

True

[@apollo1694]

because you obviously didn't pay attention

[@someguywhoplaysroblox9533]

This guy is litterally better than my history teacher 100% would recommend

[@Sondrey731]

What a bad history teacher

[@ΧρηστοςΚαλαιτζιδης-ι2λ]

As a Greek i can confirm that we were flossing at the bodies of Persians at Thermopylae

[@Withered_Spartan]

never thought i would get a history lesson from this guy

[@slendrio]

im a persian and i can say the fact that persians used very smort tactics such as attacking from behind and sending lights as discariton or using vietnam tactics even tho vietnan war didnt exits back then plus tank fish was very accurate

[@parsaheidari6622]

Im persian too man

[@ARandomHumanBein]

Wait you from Iran?

[@ut2819]

vietnam also didn't exist back then

[@vsah8521]

​@@ut2819*china appears*

[@arandomcrusader6707]

12:43 At that point you could have definitely shown a meme of either in lord of the rings when the nazgul pushes the gate over or Kingdom Come deliverance in the slaughter of Skalitz the scene where the gate get pushed by some random cavalry.

[@CL_WT1]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[@quota3047]

The Chaos Legion is a legion spanning generations, and here we see an accurate reenactment of the best efforts of the legion led by their former leader, ancestor of Tank Fish. Also E.

[@Goutokuji_Mike777]

The chaos legion also provides everyone with a woman (slave) to do all the work at the house and do all the building, legend says they had astolfo body pillows dating their creation

[@bogeeb2567]

Who was the first leader?

[@superspicy8740]

@@bogeeb2567 Tankicus Fishicus

[@LucasBlythe-ll6ng]

FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!!

[@xdjames1v68]

I love your games. You are so funny. I will keep laughing at some of your videos keep up the good work

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

5:40 I love how he says "neuron activated" instead of neurons as he clearly knows that he has only one neuron

[@BreadAckerman]

I don't think it's that deep it can be a misspelt word but you are funny

[@minus4951]

I know the Chaos Legion and all the associates of it are supposed to be the army that is just pure chaos and memes, but in the heat of battle, Tank Fish can be an amazing general. No really,the first raid on the castle you can hear Tank Fish actually giving strategic orders and he actually makes good decisions.

[@Type75Advance]

I think Tank Fish is really an ultra chad because he can build literal war machine, create a good attack move and strategically arrange every tactic for his troop

[@imnotwritingmyrealname6451]

He also soloed multiple people AT ONCE.

[@mr.realist1293]

Not as great as the Starscape Playerbase doe 😤😤😤

[@yes-hz8lv]

@@imnotwritingmyrealname6451 idk why but everyone on tank fish video is a NOOB

[@imnotwritingmyrealname6451]

@@yes-hz8lv Hey I'm just being historically accurate.

[@terrydiako5147]

fun fact the Persian immortal army was called immortal because they were always 10,000 troops when one died they were replaced so the number stayed the same

[@ayyarmia9186]

Correct, I can confirm as a Persian myself

[@greaterlordnahida2068]

@@ayyarmia9186 wait huh

[@astdnoob9998]

@@ayyarmia9186 Persian spy

[@Gigognes]

@@ayyarmia9186 INTO’THE YOGURT PIT

[@ayyarmia9186]

@@Gigognes THIS IS MADNESS

[@JohnDoe-wt2zz]

Imagine being so in such a badass army that your average KD ratio is remembered on wikipedia around a millenia later

[@grahamshaw9873]

I genuinely love Tank's history lessons

[@luissantos926]

"Appear weak when your actually strong" -Tank Fish The art of genocide.

[@Voiceoftruth02-q3n]

When I try throwing a javelin or shooting an arrow, it goes either as low as the underworld or as high as Olympus

[@Thewatchghostprod]

Nah bro he survived his finale stand alone that was just epic

[@Mr_meower]

I like ur new WAY u talk about ur tactics 6:52

[@sonictheepicgamer4368]

Tank fish: ancient war crimes on Roblox Genghis khan: “not bad kid”

[@Stalking_Monocle]

Genghis khan not genghis khan't

[@Stalking_Monocle]

EHHHHHH?

[@adgVelaepyaety]

“All warfare is based” -Sun Tzu “Art of War”

[@TheStopMotionGuy112]

5:16 i love how in this part you can see tank fish running into the ravine

[@mirandabryant9907]

Enemy’s: AAAA RUN- His side: we must fight like gods and we must not run

[@Majormalevolence5]

The feeling of superiority playing this game before the video is great

[@youroverlord5664]

"I'm a persian spy sir!" Tanks friends "Ey who said that?!" Also tanks friends *does nothing about it* Tank: want to invade the persains with us?

[@Shorts_finder999]

"drafted farmers" tank fish always make me laugh at every vid he makes and its so rare for me to watch till the end without laughing😂

[@Baddino45]

Yall should play “Riot” a Madness Combat based game AND you can toss people off a building

[@enado7068]

yes

[@Sir_GrimReaper]

sounds like a good game.

[@anuragneelam8527]

He pinned it it might happen

[@Sir_GrimReaper]

@@anuragneelam8527 no he didn't.

[@PlatnumTrigger]

please i really hope he plays it man

[@BulgarisBall]

All hail TankFish! Let's be proud of having so good war crimes commiter...

[@iwontgetaprofilepic]

Da

[@Mari-sr4ki]

Da

[@BulgarisBall]

Дa

[@Crismiliard]

what

[@crosswastaken]

Da

[@swizzlite9985]

When you play the game before tank fish makes a video out of it : *Signature look of superiority *

[@thepioneer1525]

I already played it before B)

[@benimou2349]

relatable

[@bruhsauce644]

When you were in tank fish's video : * Signature look of superiority *

[@iwontgetaprofilepic]

I played roblox bedwars before tank made a vid on it

[@tonympal]

Idk what’s more funny the video itself or the fact that tank fish knows more about the fight thermopylea than most Greeks…

[@Reinhard_Erlik]

Despite all the shenanigans tank fish seems to be quite good at commanding his dudes

[@baconboi5981]

as long as the team is cooperative its easy

[@Reinhard_Erlik]

@@baconboi5981 my section doesnt listen to me

[@ARandomGuy_011]

Tankfish together: weak. Tankfish alone: Activating Blood God mode. dead army: satisfied.

[@L30GH05TDUD3]

His power of the edgy only activates when he’s solo. Then he can unleashed chaos on those upon him XD

[@PackWatchBoz0]

he reached max level in almost any goddamn anime games in roblox there're no way he's bad

[@MothFable]

7:08 bro that was sick.

[@V13per]

Ive rewatched this 5 times and it gets funnier everytime

[@StormAttack]

God I miss the old days of the Chaos Legion

[@bizzareworks6960]

they been around for like 2 months

[@Dj_531]

Remember when ranking to elite was just going 100 20 in d day?

[@ThreeStarsBurningBright]

They're called "The Immortals" bc if someone died they'll be immediately replaced keeping the number of soldiers at 10000 making the illusion that they're "immortals"

[@dark1tech]

Oh Great Demon God thank you for teaching us these strategies of war especially the Master Flake as well as the demonstration and teaching of some of Greek war history

[@romesemorio3601]

Top 10 greatest clutch on history

[@thxrrr]

I like how tankfish calls him self an idiot when he made the best plan

[@picklesgalaxy3023]

tankfish, remember rise of nations? you should play again, they have added nukes

[@arlynhernandez9425]

:) Y E S

[@fayyadhghany5729]

Oh ho hoo Tank fish will no holding back now

[@Nathanel-md6uc]

He said that he will play it again if the Vatican gets added

[@Mr_Stephanko]

Things are about to get *J U I C Y*

[@HaNZ_UCF]

YESSS NORTH KOREA KIM- JONG UN STRATEGY

[@fearlesschris6651]

The point is: *Bro A History Teacher can't beat Tank Fish in an argument...*

[@AtomicRaptR]

This video will singlehandedly help me with my Ancient Greece unit in school lol

[@SaltiniTheVanquisher]

Tankfish's secret army has existed for several millennia, here we see one of their earliest conquests

[@awddwa6544]

You could make a religion out of this.

[@germanfisch]

@@awddwa6544 or an assassin's creed equivalent game series that shows the origins of tankfish's army

[@SaltiniTheVanquisher]

@@awddwa6544 there already is

[@homelessman1453]

Thank you Tank, I will now play this game non-stop until I burn out like I did with Blood & Iron.

[@Demicleas]

At least in this game people at least TRY to use tactics. In blood and iron everyone be playing it like a WW1/2 shooter.

[@saulgabeavilla5160]

@@Demicleas and there's a tutorial

[@homelessman1453]

​@@Demicleas well tactics barely work honestly, have you seen a good shield wall? They don't exist outside of organized groups lol

[@yanberman4580]

@@Demicleas yeah freaking boring plus the hackers and the fact that bullets don't git half of the time even if your shotting from almost 0 range

[@drylust8886]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3XdaI1vfNuNqtk

[@comrade53507]

As a person that plays this game a lot, I can confirm this video is accurate.

[@Chris_TW]

What game is it?

[@TacticalAnt420]

Yes comrade

[@Ragazaloth]

@@Chris_TW bleeding blades

[@wizze555]

Now im convinced that this guy spends 7hours a day to search memes and put them every second in his video

[@tropicv1nce190]

I love the testudo formation formed on the siege map at the start of the vid it was nice and accurate only of they had square shields

[@randomised5139]

"when fighting your enemy look menacing so they pussy out then put them down," Sun Tzu Art of War

[@gosthecitizen6028]

remember , its technically not an 'ancient" war crime if the geneva convention is not as ancient

[@its_MaddyOfficial]

My most favourite youtuber that gives me happiness

[@Zerheart]

"there is no war without a nuke code" - Sun Tzu

[@nik_senpai]

At this point, Tank Fish subordinates should make a time traveling machine and should replace the Persian Commander with him instead. He will make a great history, and also his army dancing.

[@Variationed]

"Meme them till they cry, then make memes about them crying" - Sun Tzu Art of war

[@tahaloutfi8844]

Why is it when I play, everyone in the lobby never touched grass, but in this video everyone is just goofing around

[@raggy7183]

"To beat an enemy,you must exploit there weakness and abuse your power" -Sun tzu

[@ddan1998]

-every war ever

[@whatamidoing4053]

8:26 Apparently my friend from school said "Hey boss." Tbh it was a blessing for him to say it.

[@eee9194]

The best part is tank fish can teach what my teacher can't lol

[@JustMeSid]

Dude same they made ys do self study

[@JustMeSid]

Dude same they made ys do self study

[@its_MaddyOfficial]

The memes make me laugh so hard mate

[@crawlermutantnvzr2076]

they should put this in history class at all schools

[@dannydan991]

This guy deserve 10M subs tbh he is underated..

[@robbieaulia6462]

Well youtube doesn't want him to even reach 1 mill

[@adamas9714]

@@robbieaulia6462 hes to good thats why

[@dannydan991]

@@robbieaulia6462 ikr

[@xeno-ho3js]

he's so much of a fucking unit that youtube probably got scared of him.

[@consul291]

so true

[@HorizonIncarnate]

First: Stab Second: Stab both enemies Third: *Discombobulate*

[@mammamaiya]

W way to start the video, like a god

[@mustacheenforcementagencym8782]

"I have a history test tommorw, thank you mommy tank." - escanor

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

Tank Fish, the great philosopher, the one whose wisdom rivals that of Diagenes himself. 🐵🙏🏾

[@_Hamler]

Monke

[@tacolepaco]

I basically played this game everyday, and have been for a month, it is a fun and stressful games, stressful because the team at times (most of the time) can't cooperate, i wish for a change one day.

[@HyperX755]

That intro is golden.

[@jeremycornejo1542]

Tank has the power to stop time when he thinks of a plan attack

[@mrshadowcristal]

actually hit the enemy with effective war formations and bodied the hell out of them

[@starlordrocks1083]

Nigerundayo

[@Heal1ngForEv3ryone]

This game is bring me back my experience 13 years ago playing stickwar legacy

[@pugplayz6014]

Yessir

[@Da_tutel_guy]

The part 'oh my god its actually working' sounded like blaza

[@randomidiot4735]

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptop

[@vladislav1083]

Best history lesson ever

[@wargoddes2875]

Even though tank had the iq of a Gatorade bottle he can be big brain sometimes

[@unknwn_ghst1281]

I GOT SO HYPED FOR THE 1v5 JESUS TANK FISH YOU GOD!

[@Yesunfortunately-r1x]

Vex: I told you guys, yeah, we're so good Meanwhile 1 dude killed like 20 of his men

[@user-qz7tp5bk2q]

I love the 300 references and historical references, a true chad.

[@ryanfarrelly4647]

Does historical references include random JoJo references?

[@user-qz7tp5bk2q]

@@ryanfarrelly4647 no

[@sen-ni6kz]

Tank fish supplying us with semi-technoblade content while he hasn't uploaded yet

[@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid5578]

I miss techno

[@anormalperson1188]

@@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid5578 Idk man, kinda gay to me

[@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid5578]

@@anormalperson1188 Yeah it does seem kinda gay.

[@lapismancer1158]

monotone voice

[@christiandanielcaballero1896]

true

[@FireAnguirus]

Ik im like 2 years or so late but as a greek person i approve this video

[@shremp69]

Oh yes, this is very accurate to the history book.

[@ChristIsKing631]

Who knew you were more important as a sandbag than an actual human being - Joseph Driplen 1941

[@actuallylid]

3:40 "Lazy, what kind of defence is this?!" *"I AM THE DEFENCE"*

[@xeno-ho3js]

brillant refrence lord lidox. you are truely a man of cultrue.

[@chaneng2386]

Ah yes🗿

[@MJP3566]

this was truly awesome and funnu