ROBLOX PARENTHOOD...

[@beans5696]

Children: “you got games on your phone?” Albert: “you got guns in your game?”

[@Void_Playzz456]

😂👌 lol

[@Ew-mp6rk]

@@Void_Playzz456 🙄

[@shutupjetta]

@@Ew-mp6rk Girl, What?-

[@charl445]

Yes I do have guns in my game.

[@camman3740]

@@charl445 Albert will kill everyone to make a nice taco out of their skin and flesh.

[@NattyNuke]

The fact that I’m almost a legal adult and still enjoy watching this channel 4 years later says a lot about how I was raised.

[@theenderboiz_yt6872]

yeah..

[@CoolKid-ml3gn]

You were raised perfect

[@A.B.421]

Yep. That’s a perfect lifestyle

[@gummywormed845]

Same here, I’m turning 18 next year and I’ll still be watching him lol

[@gisellebautista713]

Yes.

[@Telanthric]

flamingo pls let me adopt you in parenthood 😳👉👈

[@kubnoob9751]

Aha

[@InfiniteMonkeyTheorem]

Okay Sure

[@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185]

Roblox sucks!!!!

[@luxpyramid5907]

Yes

[@jameswang7950]

42 SECONDS LETS GOOO

[@erxnga]

6:22 you know albert's fed up with not being to go up stairs when he literally pulls up roblox studio to create a tutorial on how to make stairs for developers.

[@Clawshine]

Lol

[@Lumegrin]

i will continue making them without wedges

[@yikes8948]

If Albert had a catchphrase, it would be: “Is there guns?”

[@Heybestiehru]

Ikr lol

[@jays_kindafruity]

@@TheReimaginedGamer they havent even fucking spammed

[@vxmp..lay1a]

Lol yes

[@dharrison89]

Yes

[@thegamemaster6360]

@@TheReimaginedGamer S H U T

[@amyelyse318]

So much respect to Albert. He’s got enough going on enough with Rocky, Kirsten and the 32 children in his basement that his decision to not have children is COMPLETELY responsible and understandable.

[@WiltedSpades]

and peach even tho shes kirstens dog

[@karameru_xd]

@@WiltedSpades I thought it was the other way around?

[@mmewcury]

it's true i'm one of the kids

[@kingCosmicHunter]

This aged..not well but it aged

[@SeeMyChannelDescription]

Nah, I Imagine It Would Be Over 200 Children…

[@tanneryt1256]

"parenthood" Albert: "is there any guns?"

[@Xxxxxcgh]

*_Facts_*

[@AneriGS]

Str8 f4ct5

[@DanielCruz-dg1cl]

Straight facts

[@callmereesie3988]

lol

[@danielletyler7455]

Fact

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

10:56 I grew up with epilepsy and had to take meds that made me extremely emotional. This is how my family treated me. I am now a little over a year from moving out and going to college but I am still watching this KZbin channel.

[@coolmanbig8664]

I like that laugh haer haer haer haer

[@addison9112]

@@coolmanbig8664 HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA

[@aniboo8668]

@@coolmanbig8664 did you even read the comment

[@coolmanbig8664]

@@aniboo8668 nope

[@natureispretty35]

im sorry to hear that I hope u r doing better

[@robloxeclipt3033]

Only Albert would join a game called “Parenthood” just to try and abandon his child

[@itsweskintimee]

Wrong, I would 😏

[@robloxeclipt3033]

@@itsweskintimee haha same here

[@itsweskintimee]

@@robloxeclipt3033 ok

[@robloxeclipt3033]

@@itsweskintimee I’ve subbed!

[@agamingfan4512]

You guys well never have kids

[@luvs4arigb]

Albert gets a child irl: walks into the daycare: “Is tHeRe guNs?”

[@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17]

Ikr why would there be guns in a daycare are they teaching kids about guns

[@furi-ran]

@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 I dont think albert would do that irl, so I think this comment is a joke

[@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17]

@@furi-ran well obviously it’s a joke😤🙄

[@idek9970]

@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 woah calm down jamal

[@Phantom-xj7uz]

@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 r/whooosshhh

[@BigZola]

I respect Alberts decision for not having children. Him screaming at 3 in the morning is probably enough. Having baby do the same would probably be too much.

[@3vies_gone_missing]

Speaks truth

[@im4qz]

That child would inherit Albert's thirst for blood.

[@nathansteinberg8790]

That child would probably play roblox and be rude to noobs like albert

[@lynnmcdonald1142]

i love how albert just ignores the people chasing him and decides to just keep walking

[@VoxlbladeEnjoyer]

Nobody: Flamingo in every game: "Are there any guns in this game?

[@Ble55eddad]

Ikr 🤣🤣 and first to reply btw

[@li.013]

*Albert in every game he’s in: “Where’s the guns? They should add guns.”*

[@joannamcdonald1214]

Me fan

[@purofurryuwureal6765]

True

[@Name-nx5cg]

America

[@patriciaturner712]

truer words have never been spoken

[@Rhy4nn3]

And if the game already has guns he says "Where do I get guns"

[@dustyandsarabright2707]

I feel like alberts kid would be speedrunning on obbys at two months old…

[@catfish_art]

Albert: “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?” random guy: “y u m m y. a l b e r t”

[@helloidkwhatimdoing9976]

Sī

[@North_Dakota]

*m m m m, f r e s h a l b e r t r i b s*

[@modestamacharaga1439]

I am in 2024 in the future you don't wanna know what happens

[@antg2763]

Do you die in 2024? No? Then I don’t wanna hear it.

[@Stewp_]

@@modestamacharaga1439 i a m f r o m 10027 a n d y o u w o n t w a n n a k n o w w h a t h a p p e n s

[@madaline9080]

"its like bloxburg but kids exist" bloxburgs kids update: *baby i aint even here, im a hallucination*

[@jude6560]

lmao

[@sophiaanimated609]

lollll

[@crumble_berry1719]

But babys do exist The problem is they're just anoying little rats

[@cherrygal12]

@@crumble_berry1719 lol

[@Superby25]

@@crumble_berry1719 but you were a baby too?

[@austinslack1341]

I love how he adopted a kid then continued to say his wife cheated on him

[@johnadams7321]

I thought i was the only one who heard 😂

[@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17]

Time stamp?

[@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17]

Oh I saw the part lol XD

[@dont9354]

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)

[@ohitsrusher842]

@@dont9354 I won't.

[@assaultandsplattery]

7:19 I love how Albert, despite having no clue who this man is, accepted him into his home, completely ignoring his presence

[@RogueGnome]

albert: "I'll never have a child." the 8.04 million kids hes collected: what

[@user-ul6dp7fr7y]

why

[@aocvcc]

Why did u say collected

[@denji6975]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 no u

[@dan_iel_]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut

[@xdgamerkid]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 bots are thots

[@xqkty481]

Game: *”we don’t need guns on a family-friendly game”* Albert: *”n o”*

[@grannyfallingfromthehighes2432]

Xd true

[@null-vb4eo]

D i e

[@Crag672]

Albert: but i want to shoot them

[@FamilyBonelloHayevich]

Tutu tutu me to the Tronics is on you where do you go to Roku don’t know what I’m saying

[@emilioklingbyll7518]

This is why my small brain thinks Albert is American

[@xystial6842]

Imagine he has a kid and he sees this video and he’s like “Am I a mistake dad?”

[@mylittleponybiggestfan2346]

HMMMMM

[@annettemeacle6918]

Doesnt the child look like deku? 😲

[@ElizaYarwood1]

@@annettemeacle6918 deku is not his name

[@Ollies.dog2]

At the moment I am saying this there are 69 likes on this comment nice

[@Addison69]

@@ElizaYarwood1 you know how many ppl call izuku, deku? Because its his hero name and a nickname

[@slsaelens]

0:42 “the the the the… the the” Wow. Beautiful. thank you, Albert. 😌

[@Mushroom_the_cat]

Hiiiii!!!!!

[@slsaelens]

@@Mushroom_the_cat who r u

[@Mushroom_the_cat]

@@slsaelens I am noodles-d1e

[@Legality8247]

Albert: I will never have a child. His twitter: Albert just got a new dog.

[@cutiebunbunbow]

THEY ARE MAKING BABY DOGS

[@narc2.036]

This bloodline ends with me

[@simoneee505]

A dog isn’t close to a child

[@youlildummy5583]

Bruh 😑🙄

[@carafeeley]

Dog = child

[@FreakishAli]

"You will grow up to be Jacksepticeye" G o o d t o k n o w

[@dont6927]

Don't read my profile picture 😊 😊

[@tanisharichards8052]

I did

[@Sunny-tz2pk]

Idiot

[@ransimps2233]

@@dont6927 ok

[@ghostintheshadows700]

@@dont6927 I did

[@InfiniX0001]

1:16 anything I can help with albert: HOTEL

[@RepublicOfNirwana]

1:17

[@literallychickfila]

Trivago

[@Renviouss]

Albert : “I will never have a child” Me: “Respect that.”

[@rod3119]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No

[@unevity4765]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No, but will find out where you live and ruin your life, even if it means no more Flamingo privileges.

[@cyberneticraptor1528]

JUST TRY AND FIND ME LOSERS

[@Renviouss]

Why is this on my comment XD

[@JeremiahTablante]

Pizza rolls

[@shutupitisonlyjoke3529]

Game: -exists- Albert: -plays- Also Albert- “IS THERE GUN IN THIS GAEMMMM?!”

[@shutupitisonlyjoke3529]

@mini red imposter ty ty very much :)

[@shutupitisonlyjoke3529]

@mini red imposter also if I stole this comment I didn’t mean to I didn’t read the comment section

[@oldchannel_ignoremyoldcomments]

WE USE GUNS TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS

[@vanderwoodsens]

*game

[@shutupitisonlyjoke3529]

@@vanderwoodsens ... how dumb are you? It’s part of the joke

[@neoncrystalwolf2476]

he doesnt want anymore little rats running around his house lol

[@teedyvr1193]

Ya

[@real_king_duck4959]

LMAO

[@nithitos2681]

He has enough rats in his fandom 😂

[@aw3someop0ssum]

Ok

[@sh00t1ng.r4ng3]

Yesssss

[@Dariv90]

5:15 albert be like: what collor is your bugatti?

[@forbiddenformula5767]

Albert when he sees an adopt me game: "SeRiOuSlY... No GUNS?!?"

[@byrony4418]

Yes

[@KoiDayz]

Dude 113 likes and no comments

[@user-sd2sv4gu6l]

@@KoiDayz Lmao-

[@user-sd2sv4gu6l]

@@byrony4418 BrUh

[@hamburgerballs]

@@user-sd2sv4gu6l brUh

[@adrianvr9925]

Albert every time he joins a game: “Are there guns in this game?” Edit: thanks for all the likes!

[@lividphoenix359]

That is SO true

[@glasshua]

He literally can’t play any game without having a gun, honestly 😂😂

[@Cat18364]

Alber after there is Guns in the game and he gets shot:why are there guns in the game

[@accurrent]

Of course he says that! He’s an American!

[@jsgsndj]

Albert:kills kids with gun*

[@0nlyT.]

Albert in every new adopt and raise a Baby Game: tHiS gAmE nEeDs *guns*

[@burritoman6064]

Well yeah, that’s how America works

[@aigeee]

xd

[@mikahanaku9200]

ikr XD

[@kabbakam]

thats cause hes a full blown american

[@thebananahunter3438]

Murica

[@TheAutisticFrogLord]

3:27 I love how Albert's first name idea other than "e" was *glundlefoot*

[@Star_p4ws_l0l]

Glundlefoot is superior

[@sw3et_cherub]

@@Star_p4ws_l0l-glundlefoot- (tags)

[@cool_manf]

albetr: "give me the child!" hes turning into mr waternoose from monsters inc.

[@broodog]

Yes give him the child!

[@tromboneking88]

It's night for me LOL

[@Mayb3_Br0]

Oh no

[@halo3rat504]

@@tromboneking88 ok?

[@no0d13s]

a l b e r t r

[@failurebotz9535]

I will never have a child. -Albert “my stuffed albert is my child” - also Albert

[@ch2pp]

One is metaphorical, the other is physical. But I get your joke that doesn’t make much sense

[@STARGIRLSTARBOY]

@@ch2pp man tf, we aren’t in school for a reason

[@gotanybeans7544]

@@ch2pp I don’t think we really needed that-

[@lilyalas5541]

@@ch2pp you just ruined the joke for me...

[@dont9354]

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)

[@lappelduvide6751]

"I don't want kids." Or "This bloodline dies with me." Edit: Why do people keep replying with just "Yes"?

[@fetch75]

Yes

[@SomeOne-hd7jx]

Yes

[@MrLrebelo1]

Yes

[@bigshotgaming5413]

No

[@Hypereactive17]

Yes

[@emptyrolloftolietpaper1757]

Fun fact: their might be a dimension where albert has a child.

[@Ocbillions]

Holy shi😳

[@sw3et_cherub]

i am alberts child and i can confirm, he left me like his mum left him OTS MUM NOT MOM

[@stinkystr]

*10 years later* Albert: Hey guys, I got a baby!

[@1slandss]

When he is 31

[@LillieRoyale]

@@1slandss 33 actually

[@1slandss]

@@LillieRoyale o

[@christianedwards9025]

In an alternate timeline.

[@1slandss]

@Darkstar the Therian he wouldn't do that he is different outside of yt

[@JuiceWRLDExtra]

Wait, if his hunger is down, Doesn’t that basically mean he’s *not* hungry?

[@dreamyzakiya29]

...genus

[@prabanandachuakal8157]

Lol your account pic is really funny LOL

[@jordantaylor8142]

Wait........ Your RIGHT!

[@rhondrehill7573]

@@prabanandachuakal8157 is it really ?

[@prabanandachuakal8157]

@@jordantaylor8142 Thats flamingo/cleetus/albert Lol

[@yawnzi236]

"Everybody's different, and that's okay." -Albert/Flamingo

[@luvinqal3x118]

that’s why I love him 🙄🙄

[@ninciinajjaca]

@@luvinqal3x118 Yuh 🙄✋

[@princesssparkletoes3462]

We stan 💅

[@roguelikesguy]

Flam in go 😳

[@aliciasw]

@@Ligrev001 flam go

[@DarthVader-bu7th]

Alberts child: *dying* Albert: AD TIME!

[@Horfact]

I love how albert blushes when he talks about having kids.

[@MysticSlime-m7s]

Qqqqqqqq

[@ilikeicecream65738]

Qqqqq

[@malo257]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 1245

[@Lethologice]

fufufu

[@HF-fx6fx]

o-o

[@pookie6992]

“it’s bloxburg except kids exist” bloxburg: *has the ability to become a child or a baby*

[@dont9178]

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)

[@ed_theperson7157]

@@dont9178 ok I won’t

[@therileypies1111]

It’s you again

[@therileypies1111]

I sub to him I don’t got the. Curse

[@יונתןשי.יונתןשי]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o Im just going to give you a link

[@funkyfart37]

“I will *n e v e r* have a child” - Flamingo “ *adopted child* ”

[@cheesetaco1]

Yes

[@siimply_cxxkie926]

Yas

[@carnelbj2336]

Y E S Y E S

[@nicheelle]

Yes

[@nxmm9705]

*5 years later*

[@toniskangur7519]

*meanwhile at an adoption center* albert: my wife has cheated on me, im not blonde

[@imaizzay1264]

its not green either

[@cinnamqnbvn]

Albert's catchphases: -"Is there guns" -"I want a gun so bad" -"Yes sister" -"MAmA"

[@tubgold]

“You cannot get money!” poor people: *same..*

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you... UwU

[@Cruscker]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 no

[@cheese9274]

sad

[@Eaten_music]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 what the heck bro

[@headhnal]

Ikr

[@noafsamehalthawadi3691]

Albert: my wife literally cheated on me i dont have blonde hair." You adopted that child-

[@sarcaasmm]

Hahahahahaha

[@Mari-ns3ki]

That’s the joke

[@noafsamehalthawadi3691]

what if he wasnt joking

[@car.guh.]

"My wife cheated on me!" Brother you adopted him lol.

[@Theslytherinprincessmudblood1D]

Lol XD

[@axtrea_ixc]

@Spy gameing it does makes sense because u didnt gave birth to the child u adopted

[@dixi-chan6410]

HAHA LOL

[@marielajdiejdhsh]

Everytime Albert joins a game "Are there guns?"

[@eriika..rosee.]

Person: This house is empty like your brain Albert: I thought I locked my doors..

[@ipadplayers3958]

“I’m not gonna have kids” Albert 2020-

[@rlmiuploadhighqualityvideo5185]

I like fortnite

[@qzuq]

i like roblox

[@katexx4]

I like Albert

[@owo-et2hu]

@UCvkQeS9-4O6xFNFkhkpLfTg Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout Totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls Totinos, totinos, everybodys talkin bout

[@qzuq]

@@owo-et2hu no

[@insouciantburrito3562]

“He’s doing fOrTnItE dances- *how do I give him back?”*

[@MrDeviousfr]

Queen

[@MrDeviousfr]

@Alexis Du preez E

[@mrboi6897]

Shove em in the *H O L E*

[@MrDeviousfr]

@@mrboi6897 make sure it's a good hole

[@spacemarine1637]

Flamingo's first reaction to a game that include adopting kids "is there guns in this game?"

[@56uguhyuio]

Him: "who is flamingo?" Me: *are you living under a rock home boy?*

[@wochi3426]

@Lydia Cervantes no you would be *the last dying braincells you would have in the quarintine*

[@fivestarstudios933]

NO THIS IS PATRICK, NOT LIVING UNDER A ROCK HOME BOY

[@Stellaris.]

70 likes now

[@bionicbella2806]

So Albert is telling us his legacy will die with him. I respect that

[@Foxo700_2]

*welp imma cry*

[@aesthicytshops1810]

“My wife cheated on me” Me: but you adopted him Edit: wow 573 likes 🚶🏻‍♀️💅🏼

[@frogthechicken]

@XxBrxken_SxulzxX 101st like

[@Lanma25]

I was the 117th like :)

[@ell.smell333]

*hol up*

[@Superby25]

Wait-

[@palmy671]

@@frogthechicken 155th like

[@Itsmepiper]

"Anything i can help you with?" "Hotel."

[@talinlol1266]

"He's doing fortnite dances how do I give it back"

[@drswag2]

put it back in

[@fedreck89]

@@drswag2 -to the adoption centre

[@muhammadmufti3569]

Yeet the child

[@theslenderx8851]

fornut

[@essentialsacrificeguy]

Baby found in dumpster

[@shanell8347]

8:53 LMAOOOO these fans were actually roasting him 😂😂

[@V3nuzz_]

Albert in the future with a kid be like: “ hey guys we gonna be killing online daters in roblox “

[@_.anqel._6481]

LOL

[@noobking7838]

Yes it will be like that

[@thg5207]

No pls, just Albert

[@critsintheworld9696]

irl vlog #22

[@justanormalguyoninternet4374]

@Milda B *said* and *doesn't

[@geaniebeanieboy1348]

Albert: I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE KIDS Also Albert: They are my children

[@user-mu2px7qd3b]

"this is empty like your brain" "i though i lock my door"

[@desyntax]

Everyone gangsta 'till you can't buy a gun in a Roblox game.

[@wandereramongsttheforest3394]

“we are releasing all three cleetus” *c l e e t i*

[@kaloghm9794]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up

[@youlildummy5583]

.......

[@k1iic_]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 ok, you can stop now 😐

[@UwU-ft8ut]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 STFU

[@cybr238]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up 🙄

[@randompersonwithinternet1001]

"They should make it so you can hit stuff" *Walgreen ad starts playing*

[@survivalnator]

Flamingo: needs more direction what he actually means: It needs to give me admin

[@dont9354]

Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)

[@awhri97]

I bet that only time Albert would go into an adoption center is to ask, "Do you have guns?"

[@mttex2628]

rob the adoption center

[@awhri97]

@@mttex2628 OH YEAHHH that too.

[@bluetophatanimations]

@@mttex2628 WOOOHOOOO

[@iplayroblox2981]

gImmE yOuR gUnS hAnDs uP nOoBiEs gettttt downnnnnnnnnn now *idiots* *noooooobs* *Haha noobies* *DIEEEEE* *GIMME ALL THE MONEY* Someone - *calls 911* *DIE* Class D (Albert) won

[@adi-dn1bi]

“Welcome to Adoption Center, may I help you?” Albert : “do u sell guns”

[@malo257]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 1252

[@KrisKrissy]

@@malo257 shut up

[@Timzoo69]

@@malo257 rickroll

[@susanagonzalez647]

Lol i like this voice he can do 9:10

[@mapbot7371]

same

[@mochamoshi-san1058]

Title : *"Childhood *throw baby in pic*"* Me : *“Childhood”*

[@uglyscpthanos6763]

Albert: “I shouldn’t even exist.” “Yes I need mental help, honesty.” me: ...You good dude?

[@sugqri]

I know right? I worry for him sometimes

[@yzzemartens7993]

@@sugqri hes fine lol

[@yipeehappy]

no

[@izzyyyk]

Has he ever been good?

[@inikadwivedi1941]

well he has his girlfriend and his family so he will hopefully be ok

[@austudierundertale]

CAN WE GET SOME RESPECT FOR THE THUMBNAIL ARTISTS THAT TAKE TIME AND EFFORT TO MAKE AMAZING THUMBNAILS!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

[@asim9059]

FINALLY SOME GOOD COMMENT 👏

[@The_Spiderz_Web]

Yea dani is the thumbail artist shes really good

[@Winters_Idk]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 ok cool

[@sainomiiii]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 Kevin 0.2

[@Vance.z1]

No hear from albert yes

[@Cynner009]

3:59 when flamingo plays life in paradise

[@westerndabest9706]

kreekcraft: albert's a really good guy albert: *laughs at dying child*

[@lucideon9712]

@@CatKotGato dying*

[@stellakete6888]

Irl he is very nice

[@zenzong2241]

@@CatKotGato dying is correct and there's no such thing as dieing

[@kezdraws]

E

[@CatKotGato]

Dieing is a misspelling if you are referring to death. The past participial form of die (death) is irregular, so you use dying. However, there is a specialized instance when you might use dieing and it be correct. There is a machine called a die-cut machine that cuts out shapes, letters, and numbers from paper. Crrrraaaaaap

[@vergelpahuwayan8707]

Flamingo: "I will never have a child." Flamingo again: "Look at me they're my children."

[@MirAllens]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up

[@UwU-ft8ut]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 STFU 🤬 I WILL COMMENT HATE COMMENTS

[@mageoduck]

Squali don't give them attention you'll just give them views so they'll eventually get recommended

[@malo257]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 1236

[@wingsofgacha-thegachaofwof5605]

Albert joins Parenthood, a sweet and friendly game. Albert: Are there any guns?

[@ninjapikachu2538]

Not anything new

[@Kurourlove]

Yes guns

[@fulix7213]

CutiePup Plays haha

[@AshCrazy]

Andrew Tate be like: 5:14

[@NovaScotch_3]

Was thinking the same exact thing 💀💀😂😂

[@squaggus]

What color is your Bugatti?

[@ItzRenceryeah]

@@squaggus lgbtq

[@stayhatin7667]

@@ItzRenceryeah that’s not a color

[@xxdrippinghaloxx1712]

@@stayhatin7667swaggy

[@lenzydagoat]

“I’m never gonna have a child.” Me: *Adopt Me flashbacks*

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you... UwU

[@CXRSE2K]

Captain Zero wtf

[@rachelhall6114]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o You are everywhere

[@Skywarp-Pig]

@@Captain_ZER0 *no homo*

[@xxcreamythefoxx7086]

@@Captain_ZER0 ewwww

[@JamesWilson-qs1qx]

" *I will never have a child* " *In a few 10 or something years* Him: "Albert... You poor fool."

[@Jerry-ut3ly]

In 10 years food is scarce for Albert

[@garmadongg]

??????????????

[@Lovedbysaf]

“I’m never having kids” Kirsten: thank god

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you.... UwU

[@CXRSE2K]

Captain Zero stop

[@3xoticLee]

@@Captain_ZER0 weirdo

[@tangdynasty4779]

He will most likely not have a child like popularmmos he divorced because jen wanted a child but he didn't and most likely other reasons

[@gugi4477]

@@Captain_ZER0 🤔😐

[@homeandaway11310]

Flamingo: I’m never going to have kids 18 years later: I HAVE A CHILD!

[@siimply_cxxkie926]

Kirsten in 2047: maybe I want a kid Albert sleeping: diE DiE Die

[@official_weirdo0_0]

Oop

[@mttex2628]

He’s tormenting his kid with a clown suit doing /e dance3

[@siimply_cxxkie926]

@@mttex2628 no he is clearly wanting to drive over it

[@1bruv]

@@siimply_cxxkie926 too far mate too far 😳

[@iplayroblox2981]

@@1bruv nah he is probably trying to do the thing in the thumbnail

[@sena7386]

He's so hard on himself, it's making me sad ;w;

[@lechungus1832]

What

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"I will never have a child" Mpreg fanfic writers: That's where you're wrong kiddo

[@theindigoshow167]

please 😭

[@grapeyv]

Oh no....

[@kookykatz]

Are there actually Mpreg fanfics with Albert in them 😭

[@jellykrei9267]

NO PLEASE

[@mingibun]

@@kookykatz I think-

[@jaywasabsolutelytaken5755]

“i will never have a child” *[five seconds later]* adopts kid and throws off building

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you... UwU

[@white_baby5601]

@@Captain_ZER0 EWWW

[@jaywasabsolutelytaken5755]

@@Captain_ZER0 why do u luv me 👁 👄 👁

[@test_3938]

@@Captain_ZER0 why are u gay?

[@tickingclck8096]

Albert in every video: *gUnS? i NeEd GuNs*

[@earthwormsallyshusband2818]

Albert: “my wife cheated on me I don’t don’t have blond hair.” Me: “that’s because you have no hair.”

[@fivestarstudios933]

Isnt it obvious that you mean in game saying ( in game ) kinda ruins the joke in my opinion

[@fivestarstudios933]

But i liked it anyway

[@cm12954]

Or because the game has "adopt" in the name.

[@tryambaknathjha7574]

@@cm12954 gramr

[@cm12954]

@@tryambaknathjha7574 gramer*

[@InsCepsimpsforatlaszite]

“It’s like bloxburg, but without kids” We can tell this man hasn’t played bloxburg for a while

[@dixi-chan6410]

That whole sentence made no sense

[@nor7995]

@@dixi-chan6410 have you ever played bloxburg?

[@emeliacampbell7225]

@@dixi-chan6410 Your life doesnt make sense

[@fatherfigure6149]

I whisper in their ear, *"I will NEVER have a child."*

[@manueltoscano180]

0:31

[@faithidkidk8602]

Umm these replys

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you... UwU

[@quabiloyoink]

@Dream star -

[@error_clairebit_6478]

@I Am KevinBB x2 ok I hate your video There ya go 🙃

[@ARandomGuy21730]

Albert: is there guns in this game me: there is no guns in peaceful games

[@destiny7951]

Albert: I will never have a child me: ok I understand ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[@Captain_ZER0]

I love you... UwU

[@Atmos.]

@Quixelent Bruh, you just want subs. Stfu

[@tangdynasty4779]

He will most likely not have a child like popularmmos he divorced because jen wanted a child but he didn't and most likely other reasons

[@Astro.biology]

Baby Cleetus would be so adorable tho-

[@entityphone]

no

[@Aldc_maya]

He will be evil 😈

[@chamberlaindemberf.deleon4153]

Until cleetus shot him accidentally

[@angie3951]

@@chamberlaindemberf.deleon4153 then flamingo went to heaven because he did a good deed 😳✨

[@skibiditoilet21322]

sign: NEED HELP? Albert: “yea uh, how do i get rid of a body?….oh that’s not one of the options..goodbye.”

[@Aldc_maya]

XD

[@flora6941]

@@Aldc_maya 😂

[@cami-fj1qs]

“I will never have a child” Wise words

[@mojojojo2057]

“Your are going to turn into jackseptikye!” Me: Broccoli Boy!!!

[@NathanDavisVideos]

Are you sure it ain't Bijuu Mike?

[@keirajefferson3141]

Or maybe it’s Deku 💀

[@genericdiary5808]

gacha kid

[@mojojojo2057]

@@genericdiary5808 *ok*

[@genericdiary5808]

@@mojojojo2057 dude gacha sucks why do u like it it’s cringe af

[@jennalovesu]

“Hey give me the child.” Earlier: I don’t want children.

[@lifeofdespair]

TeddyBearz he said he doesn’t want kids in real life.

[@Bruh-ss3ps]

@@lifeofdespair joke went over your head huh

[@ddstar8470]

My channel is so cool

[@julianiscool1012]

No

[@lifeofdespair]

David Morelos just saying?

[@sour.e4591]

the thumbnail is just: “So that’s what happened to Cleetus’ son!”

[@checkerslovesgiraffes]

@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 plz go commit Æ

[@rosyleal1942]

Lol

[@nerazzurri-milano]

Wasn’t he mistaken for a pigeon and shot?

[@sour.e4591]

@@nerazzurri-milano yeah, it’s kinda like a reference to when Cleetus mentioned his son lol

[@fourzerothree_yt]

I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂 😂 😂