ROBLOX'S GOT NO TALENT

[@mathun5335]

“It’s historically accurate” -Tankfish 2020

[@UAEanimation]

keep the likes on 69

[@UAEanimation]

some people are disappointments

[@wasupiknowu8533]

I'm ur 100th like

[@UAEanimation]

@@wasupiknowu8533 well almost his 69 like

[@gonkdroid8038]

He’s not wrong

[@totallynotnoduty2042]

"So who was the rapist" "Oh it was [redacted]" Me: *scp flashback*

[@SPITFIRE4794]

It was 173 or 106

[@severeking9570]

Pretty sure vex is scp 096

[@05-3council8]

Yea its scp-096

[@stranger8702]

If you listen vlosely you can hear vex

[@hulksmash075]

congrats on 69 likes

[@Cheestastical]

I got more entertainment from the first few minutes of this than I probably will from and entire year of the actual Roblox got talent game.

[@racheltome5805]

I got more laugh from the same joke

[@jennytrimberger9120]

ikr

[@yehawchucklefuck5632]

Plot twist: The host is a professional kidnaper

[@robloxplayer2585]

try discord got talent and minecraft got talent i think tank fish copied that but he didnt link or mention them

[@homer6542]

Optimus prime snorting cocaine got me laughing hard

[@airbornewarningandcontrols396]

“We don’t have enough budget for more dummies!” *buys a 3 barrel 105mm Battleship turret*

[@kamikazeboi9255]

battleships arn't 105mm lol that mm is a destroyers gun size

[@airbornewarningandcontrols396]

@@kamikazeboi9255 yeah that was a mistake, realized after he hearted the comment.

[@zking5427]

That looks like Scharnhort's gun so about 225 mm

[@zking5427]

@@kamikazeboi9255 more than 105 mm...

[@zaidanmujahid6567]

Scharnhorst is Triple 283mm I think

[@logajuice4429]

RIP to all the people who waited 3+ hours just to end up playing D-Day with Tank Fish

[@SiiEnAr]

realy?

[@Josiechan99]

idk

[@mr.strawberry9686]

Lol

[@christiandanielcaballero1896]

Off

[@Generatrix]

Ye

[@rSovereign]

People: He isn't actually doing the piano Real gamers: He has a good g a m i n g c h a i r

[@refuze2quit603]

Thats not true! Tankfish’s talent to offend 50% of the human race is incredible!

[@superfanboytosomethings2768]

*caugh* and every kid

[@anna-karinachristensen5285]

Time traveler

[@refuze2quit603]

@@noahbrizo7915 lol or some of my Chinese comrades who gets offended by the word “dog”

[@nikoli5794]

Hahaha

[@maria.oldiest11]

bruh no idiot thats racist and abusing kids

[@murkywateradminssions5219]

Everybody gangsta until someone starts using bots to play jojo' theme song on the piano

[@RipChilly3273]

I can acctualy play a bit of giorno's theme im not kidding

[@AP-gj3zc]

oh no

[@gruffgoaler400]

@Matix 777 Giornos theme probably

[@rachaelthorne5201]

Wait there's a bot for playing roblox piano?

[@outblucks6724]

Do it

[@Ionel714]

9:50 holy shit he's amazing at piano

[@Gorb_Halo]

I’m honestly confused how he did this shit on Roblox

[@tcplays4371]

@Splay yeah it was

[@tda1861]

He use hack

[@cafifaahmed4167]

Yea or maybe he’s auto script and pretending fork a other video because there two people voicing

[@ChloroPhill-ui5oc]

"its a script" 🤓

[@noob_endgame111._.4]

2:04 *quackity's discord got talent reference lol*

[@ultramaster1919]

O ya I see it now.

[@Randomidiot-ot1vn]

The next video that comes after the vid ended is discord's got talent ft ksi and mrbeast

[@Altrax420]

How do u still have ur monetization LMAO

[@gpw1643]

Yeah, how

[@wikky_319]

nuke code now

[@starkbeatle4516]

We will never know

[@_OK___]

ikr lol

[@Crowntes]

He is holding the KZbin CEO Hostage

[@raku-sama6856]

Tankfish: exists Satan: I just want to say, im a big fan.

[@bobbytherandompersonispathetic]

we need him to voice act as dr eggman pissing on the moon

[@starkbeatle4516]

Thts a good idea

[@galactic4076]

*You have 24 hours before the piss dropppplets hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight*

[@Primegamin-yh4jm]

Epic

[@ChrisHinners008]

@@galactic4076nobody’s is faste then me nobody fats review hem me nobody faster the e me nobody fat me nobody faster then me

[@ChrisHinners008]

@@galactic4076 (kicks open door to eggmans room holding a snip ling gun) FBI OPEN UP (Also fun facts a snip ling is a sniper and mini gun combined)

[@pleasesubgoalis10subs10]

“Hey uh, we totally won’t use these guns on u during the show uhhhhh” this is alarming, I was semi correct

[@Winko3825]

Why is thecnoblade here?

[@agamer9084]

I dont think its a technoblade reference here but o k Because in tank fish booga booga vid he said it But probably technoblade reference in first place so ok

[@Winko3825]

Oh yeah I forgot he also show a part of the dream vs thecnoblade in his flee the thingy video

[@sadcatc5640]

10:19 I like how 90% of the stuff there isn’t racist

[@Sucullentbutter]

U gotta be dumb enough to actually think tank fish isnt joking.

[@TamaraWarden-k8r]

lmao

[@nathanso2867]

It never was

[@welkinperez3463]

0:00 oh i thought u were obama's brother...

[@nickliolios585]

Random people: HoW ThEsE PeOpLe HaVe MoNeTiZaTiOn The true fans: They are the gods of memes and edgy jokes.

[@kyubeyo]

Yes.

[@Dallas_Payday_2]

Yes’nt

[@damiensavoie938]

No just god tankfish is god

[@nickelisblind]

Roblox: we provide safe gameplay Roblox:

[@Runecastings0001]

“You’ll get your Pokémon cards real soon kid, we’re going to Brazil.” - Chilly 2020

[@paladinum1244]

i seen his van arrive infront here

[@SolitarySpade_Davon]

everyone: how many times are you gonna lose monetization? tank fish: *Y E S*

[@Jager2231]

I love how at 5:29 he answers the questions casually as if he got asked "What is your favorite food?"

[@LordDanielG]

It's not his first time thinking about it. Honestly solid plan but the people will not work then.

[@noahz9639]

He is a janitor with guns and handcuffs that can lift people up AND he has a free candy truck Nothing is more perfect then that.

[@gobblemonster1237]

this is quackity level of editing

[@eojamgil]

Daddy Diesel

[@Wilma_DiqFit_0177]

69 likes..? more like 70!!!

[@inkV6]

Another fatherless child

[@Luiz3r0]

I miss the old quackity content

[@isiffrin]

9:54 it sounds like that scene in sao abridged where kirito rants on the problems of the world

[@duck7281]

Quack

[@exponentt4454]

U

[@exponentt4454]

M

[@hehheh5299]

My talent is having no talent

[@lenbananch9085]

Wht a fucking legend

[@khairulikhwan2204]

Lmao

[@silverius678]

What a bold accusation

[@shawk952]

Great...

[@FatFetus37]

Fucking alpha

[@turtleman4596]

“Let me go look at your Pokémon cards kid” “wait what” “we’re going to brazil soon.”

[@darthdr3]

tbh his piano and rapping is actually unusually good

[@dramurgy6120]

yeah bro it’s not an auto player

[@bitpham5222]

Tank fish: whats your talent? Someone: *i can told you the l a u n c h c o d e*

[@analizin]

11:19 I like how not only you included the "police assault in progress" part, but after that, you included another Payday refference (the song and the footage)

[@cataclysmkataklysm]

Tank fish's performance in a nutshell : "So how's life?" "Meaningless"

[@ungoc2368]

11:56: tank fish has a sister confirmed.

[@Buner-qe5tu]

Are you sure thats a sister?

[@enderzen9728]

well hello UNGOC

[@bananyanbananyan8243]

more like "brother"

[@GameyCat]

what does U N G O C stand for?

[@enderzen9728]

@@GameyCat global occult coalition

[@Soul.Resonant]

4:20 Tank Fish has destroyed the universe with this one clip

[@AdamZNC]

Yeah the thing before my performance was pretty Y E S

[@yoro__33]

4:20 ? nice

[@dapperdude2429]

@@hobo_man7614 its a remix of creeper aw man

[@frostkiller7451]

4:38 when the guy in your basement starts to beatbox

[@Erron2005]

I can already see half of the video being tankfish moaning about judges with 5IQ and abusive hosts. Also who is here before premiere!

[@koba1460]

Tankfish calls himself god? Thats true, god of comedy indeed

[@black-vy4hn]

yes

[@venomrg.]

M

[@kelfo4997]

@Graham Tridirgo Batti 1706014 “M” “O” “M”, M O M OH MOM

[@stephenwalsh2476]

No, that goes to the pinnacle of funniness and talent Amy Schumer of course

[@Jtruck-kun]

M

[@nathanielcatan6657]

"Hi I am tankfish, and this show is sponsord by the Lord of dakrness, Satan himself" That sentence was golden

[@j.d.j.thefourth]

7:16 Why can’t I stop laughing even if I replay it

[@nanaboo12able]

Ah yes CRaCK

[@ZundeadTheDark]

Same I always laugh at the Optimus Prime part

[@aceleylee6013]

XD I keep laugh XD

[@maee9025]

MMMM OPTIMUS PRIME SMOKING COKE MMMM me: WHO THE HELL IS OPTIMUS PRIME

[@theboi1430]

@@maee9025 search on fucking wikipedia

[@altfoot648]

Tankfish will play the Horst Wessel Lied Anthem on the piano

[@altfoot648]

@@Tonker_APS ja Absolut

[@AnAverageBhutanese_offical]

0:25 no budget 0:32 introduced judge 0:50 1st contestants (died from a cannon)all money was spent here 1:47 no interview and next contest:white chilly. talent: guitar song about jex(vex and jex) 3:09 jail 3:18 judgeing time(died from cleaner and interview) 3:59 next contestants beatboxer:revenge 4:24 song start 4:35 good part 4:54 he fell from hell 5:04 interview 5:26 hard question 5:36 next contestants:voice mici 6:03 performance about mario being spanked by his dad 6:41 alterxe dead 6:59 performance about some robot doing cocaine on the table and dying 7:46 make optimus prime have a snorting battle 8:22 performance 8:34 reward 8:39 the interview 9:01 nect contestants 9:11 the banger paino song from sans under tale 9:34 tanks performance 9:53 rap starts 11:01 janitor came and took him 11:19 interview 11:33 the end 11:37 soon 11:50 discord 11:57 today's nuke:91###########

[@da_lil-blu609]

(2:11) this is when the JEX ship begins to sail in the fandom's dreams-

[@stupid3551]

this is the one and only Roblox youtuber who actually made me genuinely laugh for 5 minutes straight, Jesus Christ your under rated, you earned a sub dude

[@black-hb9wx]

the ending is just tankfish doing megalovania rap and a contestant getting kidnapped by chilly

[@abil8224]

Everyone after the premiere ends: *Alright ima go to the bathroom for 15 minutes brb*

[@rp-fatv5815]

My gf who was with me for 3 years past away a year ago. I was going through depression, one day KZbin recommended a video of tank fish, since then I have never been depressed and suicidal. Thank you so much tank fish for making my life better you always put a smile on my face hope you have a bright future!

[@TankFish69]

very pog

[@starkbeatle4516]

Pog champ

[@rp-fatv5815]

its not pog bruh

[@starkbeatle4516]

@@rp-fatv5815 no pog because he’s better now

[@rp-fatv5815]

@@starkbeatle4516 what is pog btw?

[@TrapConnoisseur.]

I just noticed when he introduces the jurry they were all doing jojo poses

[@LeGuardImperialis]

9:37 Tank fish be spitting fire on the keys tho

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

0:01 Congratulations on getting that sweet Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship

[@SupImJade]

8:29 i just realized he had to search that up for the video 💀

[@Lyrxial]

Bro that is so cursed 💀

[@Keiko91101]

"optimus prime x megatron"

[@vulcan-]

Tank fish talent : idk it just SLAVE not failing NNN guns and AFKING

[@allhailthewiiu4868]

1:30 that’s basically what happens off screen in an talent show.

[@donka1576]

Fun fact : the battleship turret was from another war game called "dead ahead" it's super fun to play and totally dosent cause any stresse

[@darkixed]

I wish you were more famous, you’re SUPER underrated, thanks for making me laugh 24/7

[@markman6105]

YOOO CLASSIC WAS IN THIS (for those who don’t know who he is he used to run the 3rd Noob Division before he left and now made the game “Dead Ahead”)

[@cat-tj1xk]

cringe game

[@randomguyyetmemified8531]

6:56 is the best part I love the transformers series This made me laugh

[@XsPugith]

“For the judges we the god himself hacker man who has yet to be banned and the autistic Korean kid” What a comeback story they went from making and doing meth to judging.

[@scottishemu159]

@Matix 777 JOE MAMA

[@daryllhannahguzman4259]

“OhhoHOOHh your not going to like this at all” Suddenly a turret blasts the phak outta that innocent man

[@robertbalazslorincz8218]

5:33 that guy is the SECOND GREATEST STUDENT of STALIN behind MATYAS RAKOSI

[@tsiagian6610]

Tank Fish: "Fuck Roblox!" Also Tank Fish: "Ima play more Roblox."

[@jimmyhasnuggets6093]

tankfish deserves to be a judge in agt

[@diegoleon2020]

0:54 It's the lavendar town syndrome playing backwards

[@Chesrw]

Tank fish intro: Hi! I'm tankfish (Insert illness/disorder/disease etc.)

[@stew1921]

That optimus prime crack line "cracked" me up B A N I S H M E A L R E A D Y

[@b0r3deditzstuff31]

3:46 killer queen has already touched your shirt

[@DeletedTroll]

0:44 So a dog (Joe) is doing Killer Queen's pose, which is more of a cat. Yep, Joe Mama alright.

[@bigmanpeter]

Hey, I'm in the description as THEdiamondpeter.

[@whateverthisis389]

1:39 is.... that the turret of the Italian Battleship Littorio?

[@benjamina6618]

9:31 Tank fish does his musical performance

[@mateorandom420]

A real Asian

[@underwatercar4139]

Looks like ima be the dead fish and waste 2 hours of waiting here

[@darkstardragon608]

That is actually very good wow (Tank fish needs a music channel) 9:34

[@shawk952]

This would've been better if this was remade as an animation.

[@gabrigetions1745]

hell yeah ,

[@milkyy4168]

*Eventually, Optimus stopped thinking*

[@exi_m7074]

I’d imagine optimus prime “snorting” the totally flour was just optimus turning into a vacuum cleaner and sucking it up.

[@Aston3003]

Me: sees a hot anime creeper girl Flash back of the Vietnamese War

[@mako4134]

*this was a f*cking masterpiece*

[@furkanspider2613]

2:03 "Hello uh white chilly" I can't😂

[@tenseley9231]

If you're wondering, the code is for nhentai. It leads to a doujin about Fate/Grand Order.

[@iwasted3namechangeshelp452]

bro stop giving them state secrets

[@iwasted3namechangeshelp452]

edit it now

[@abil8224]

Yes i know and hell yea my man knows some good doujins

[@dudewithnoamm0308]

Bro I'm gonna need that number

[@lexmen1089]

hol up, Tank fish plays the piano? -AND HE FRICKING RHYMES TOO?!-

[@CheapShot236]

TAnk fish is the literal definition of "For all my boys out there what were really looking for is ATLANTIS AND ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE THOUGHT TO BE LOST AT SEA BY POSEID-"

[@anidiot5984]

"Act Like Mario getting beaten up by his dad" XD

[@fanderp5954]

10:17 These are the kinds of kids who grew up thinking their dad actually went to get milk also nice song, but when did anyone ask for it?

[@Mrnucklebuck]

Ngl I thought he was racist bec I never watched his channel before

[@MarivaIence]

@@Mrnucklebuck wtf was the vid you commented on , ive spent 30 mins searching

[@Mrnucklebuck]

@@MarivaIence I deleted it bec of the hate but it was the ooga booga one sorry

[@AurytisX]

9:14 man really did a undertale refrence. ehehehehEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE sans in a nutshell

[@randomdominican835]

I’ll just like to imagine if someone got a gun

[@yesstephen1854]

rlly poggers that everyone in premiere chat is learning the english alphabet

[@GabTheBanished]

true they are learning how to write E. XD

[@theeagle7552]

E

[@mrangles9973]

8:22 "one shall stand, and one shall fall... from overdose"

[@auswusrbx5070]

MrBeast :”Winner gets 10,000 dollars!” TankFish: Playing megalovania

[@Akmi6020]

Megalovania*

[@auswusrbx5070]

Ty lol

[@janu_jj.5868]

Free candy by Chilly

[@Akmi6020]

@@auswusrbx5070 no problom brother

[@Akmi6020]

@@janu_jj.5868 press f to pay respect

[@Recat6217]

Everyone make sure to keep spamming “I eat bobux”

[@sonofdragon5530]

Did he seriously make a transformer joke 6:54 😂

[@shawk952]

2:29 Where the hell are the *STRINGS???*

[@Chmountin]

My talent: "stand" Second talent:"watch" Perfect talents

[@saltsupplier48]

once my friend did mario and luigi gas chamber acting... i was about to die from the dejavu and laughing when mario got beaten by his dad lol

[@heidelbergragudo3641]

Press "f" to pay respect for tank fish's deperession

[@marianeedemata7835]

F

[@yael527]

F

[@nikonghong]

F

[@panzergeneral7764]

F

[@ugxxx5501]

F

[@islamjam6483]

This is genuinely the funniest video I’ve seen in a while

[@fahimrahim4840]

8:02 that he funny lol

[@BoxingIdiots]

Well historicly accurate, history is racist 10:00

[@riz.6654]

The got "no" talent literally got me

[@borschtisgud]

Ikr.

[@TurónKoz]

2:27 this is literally my favorite part of the video also... Nobody my lag in roblox games be like:

[@yawcty6478]

Me: comes onto stream Everyone: is spamming E Me: *SPAMMING E*

[@idont4356]

Hey that's me

[@Z_emily]

E

[@maxbrush1747]

E

[@borschtisgud]

E

[@Darknitro71]

E

[@deathuniverse2809]

When you dont have talent Me: Pressing random keys on piano

[@janu_jj.5868]

Hey that was epic

[@one_and_only1670]

1:55 at this part i feel like i've seen something like or is it some quackity reference

[@rflamez]

KZbin needs more youtubers like you