This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK

This Is Not a Song, it's a Sandwich. From the album "Sandwich" (2009)
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[@binchlipusfukaroniiandchee464]

13 years and the bread still isn't stale

[@collinrisley4026]

metal bread no expire

[@christro6156]

At my school we had to projects where we analyzed songs. I got an f because I didn't do a song, I did a sandwich.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Underrated

[@axolotlife677]

Someone You Don’t Know, do I know you?

[@lifell5034]

I don't wanna like because your likes are at 669 now =/... Big problem.

[@dumbemokid4442]

Omg i literally came to this video for that exact reason

[@waynehughes7826]

Did you ask your teacher why they weren’t feeling the bread?

[@xCreativeCraftingx]

"Hey dude, what are you listening to?" A sandwich.

[@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650]

xCreativeCraftingx lol i said that when i listened to this

[@MadokaMagica-cu4uc]

XD

[@jacobleach6909]

xCreativeCraftingx Darude Sandwichstorm

[@literallyjesusbehindbars]

I have two pieces of bread stuck to my headphones.

[@waynehughes7826]

Its great when people walking in on you listening to any psychostick sandwich

[@ethownzbh]

This band has so much talent and this is how they decide to use it? ...it's fucking beautiful.

[@jonathanharvey2156]

if you need proper metal from these guys, check out Evacuate Chicago…

[@jzip]

Kinda like Jack Black he has talent af

[@Iam_jardow]

They’re using their powers for evil lol. So good

[@glenpatton2576]

They have a serious band called Evacuate Chicago as well

[@AndGoatz04]

Anyone can make an album. *_It takes pure talent to make a joke album_*

[@ryanlemon1160]

Their reasoning is so convincing

[@farsideunearthed1368]

Too convincing

[@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity]

You mean the seasoning?

[@DonVhanDude]

fuckin a

[@CarlTheSpud]

Friend is a food scientist for ConAgra. Its not a song.

[@MrIdontknowww]

The seasoning is so tasty!

[@JS-xr4ww]

If I blast this loud enough so everyone could hear, would I end world hunger?

[@MegaOmega001]

And kill everyone with a wheat allergy

[@chrisspeight1473]

MegaOmega001 . They were weak anyway.

[@piewithapairxizan]

Christopher Speight They should grow a beard.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

Joshua Stricker interesting theory 🤔

[@Crumbite.]

Yes

[@jessicadrezek250]

"It couldn't be a stoner because it doesn't have a joint"....honestly I think Psychostick had a few joints when they made this sandwich.....

[@austinermis8038]

LMAO No doubt.

[@dakotahostermeyer505]

Who cares, it's their uhh, motivation. Your anti motivation to make a song that makes sense...IDK. I can't listen to all these sandwiches at once

[@joshuaha7661]

"Jesus, dude! What is wrong with you?!" "NO, it's a sandwich!" Lol, pretty sure a couple joints(or something) had somethin to do with this🍻

[@MythicSuns]

It's an inevitable side effect of smoking a joint.

[@megaraptor007]

It has a nice meating beat, with a lighter and crispier veggie overtone, and a good condiment contrast

[@megaraptor007]

@Wyvern well this was a blast from the past. Thank you for that

[@XxCharlotteGuineaxX]

"Couldn't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough" LOL

[@L7vanmatre]

SamTheSpeedFighter You are. If you're here from that Rock Band thing it's more about Harmonix not wanting defamation in their game IIRC.

[@madafaka2666]

Windows Vista: Can't even play Solitaire!

[@UncleRussian.]

Yup. 5 years on and nobody has yet to forget what a piece of shit Windows Vista was. Also they discontinued Windows 7 which makes me sad :(

[@VinyLegends]

Vista was OK, 8 was big succ

[@CubicApocalypse128]

@@VinyLegends see also: Windows 11

[@involuntaryascetic3602]

this is a good sandwich *eats a song*

[@camerondoud4851]

ah-em... THIS IS NOT A SONG IT'S A SANDWICH

[@TheDoomMaster]

IT'S A SANDWICH!

[@SayHelloToTheRobots]

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!

[@MrParkerman6]

No, This is TONY Plow.... You know, from Leave it to Beaver?

[@-lynthemushroomwolf-5659]

This is my favorite sandwich! Thank you for making this, Psychostick!

[@MenaasPlayhouse]

this is a song! no this is Patrick

[@MythicSuns]

NO IT'S A SANDWICH!

[@--CHARLIE--]

No it's a sandwich. It does have Patrick in it though.

[@KittydogCrystal]

this sandwich was made 13 years ago i think its far past moldy by now but its still so good

[@ericthehighlander]

This was a good so- sandwich. Had to catch myself there...

[@L7vanmatre]

Fake fan. Real fans never stutter that this sandwich is truly a sandwich.

[@happydolphin1432]

Songwich

[@bdawn7]

Had no idea who you were until my friend goes "You can't drink beer without listening to Psychostick"... one hour later and I'm here. :) Love your music, man. Obviously a life noob, over here.

[@Nooter_]

well it looks like your 1 in that picture so I'd say you should not have beer and you are a life noob

[@MenaasPlayhouse]

it's not music it's a sandwich

[@Satsuku]

"It can't be Windows Vista cuz it doesn't suck enough!" I think I collapsed my lung laughing at that!

[@brovid-19]

this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "this is a tasty jam"

[@dylan_da_lfx4979]

this band deserves tons of recognition

[@allymcnally6639]

This isn't a comment, it's a popsicle

[@kumaclimber]

This isn't a reply, it's a lightly fried fish filet.

[@Arkalidor]

I'm pretty sure it's a comment

[@kumaclimber]

Arkalidor you're a comment.

[@Dave_Chrome]

NO IT'S A POPSICLE

[@aninternetexpert6213]

I. Chrome NO THIS IS PATRICK

[@MatheusSM1000]

This is like Aggressive Weird Al And I love it

[@SpySniper1080]

Well....time to eat a song for a snack while listening to this sandwich.

[@lpsbennieboosya2182]

😂

[@yeoldtophatdog]

just how high was he when he wrote this?

[@RobOfPsychostick]

High on pastrami.

[@fanofmetal1]

Psychostick pastrami is one hell of a drug.

[@sieldarion]

fanofmetal1 Pastrami. Not even once.

[@fanofmetal1]

sieldarion you've had pastrami once...

[@JamesHolmez]

fanofmetal1 I once injected three marijuana while inhaling pastrami that was sprinkled with some crack rock

[@ThePseudonoob]

I usually have a favorite song, but this is my favorite sandwich.

[@Wizzmane]

Thank you Spotify for randomly showing me this masterpiece

[@trident2981]

It is no masterpiece. It's a sandwich.

[@Jaxgotscared]

Spotify has sandwiches??

[@ACJakeJS]

1:03 They were planning to make a song about Bruce Campbell all along.

[@5codkiller]

So I miss clicked this video .... Not disappointed... At all .

[@brightfuturevocals3854]

Who would be? You got a free sandwich out of it

[@Zodicus]

This is for you Psychostick: It couldn't be a beard cause it isn't very scruffy It can't be a car cause it's not a piece of shit It couldn't be a present cause Santa is an asshole It can't be milk cause there's only one percent It couldn't be Pluh cause this guy doesn't get it It can't be Jager cause it's not a love song It couldn't be a movie cause there is no stupid romance It couldn't be a CD cause there's still enough space

[@Shinbu1128]

Be-cause This is not a band, it's a deli! would you like that super sized? This is not a band, it's a deli! And no, we don't sell any fries!

[@Gormathius]

Shinbu1128 It's not much I'm asking! I just want some FRIES!

[@kazitox]

this is not an album, it's an aisle! quit standing there and get in fucking line! this is not an album, it's an aisle! the store's about to close-- you're out of time! *epic guitar riff*

[@UncleRussian.]

3:14 these mad lads predicted that people are going to be working from home

[@the_bw_trekkie]

TeamFourStar sent me here, and I'm glad Lani mentioned you guys! gotta sub outta me!

[@RobOfPsychostick]

+Brett Carter Love me some DBZ Abridged

[@dylanburgdorf]

It wasn't Kirran. I just came from the DOOM video as well, and Lani was the one that mentioned the band. He mentioned this song when He was telling Kirran and Grant about the band. (And now I have liked, subscribed, and left a comment, just as the KZbin overlords demand.)

[@frosty295]

what episode did he mention it again??

[@mr.sandwich7420]

What episode?

[@Nhask666]

Psychostick: Frog! 🐸: You called? 😂 This song is awesome and funny as hell!

[@theomascote9348]

This sandwich is so good! **eats a song**

[@madisonluna5190]

My boyfriend told me about his song and I'm so glad I looked it up I'm pretty sure this is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[@mcluigi117]

What are you talking about? This is a sandwich.

[@madisonluna5190]

Right right that's what I meant xD

[@sonic8005]

***** SANDWICH!

[@AnActualCapybara]

sonic8005 Song.

[@sonic8005]

***** SAAANDWIIIICH!

[@PlotwistInc]

Wait, you said it can't be a song because songs have a point. Well, sandwiches also have a point: to be eaten. So if this doesn't have a point, than it can't be a sandwich either. ... HOLD ON! If both songs and sandwiches have points, then what exactly is the real difference between them?! Have I been eating songs all my life? Have I been listening to sandwiches. Did I stuff ham sandwiches in my CD player as a kid? Is that a tuna melt swirling around in my ears?! IS THIS WHY FRENCH DIPS ARE SO DAMN CRUNCHY?!!! YOU BASTARDS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A MAELSTROM OF NONSENSICAL ABSURDITY! SANDWICHES-SONGS-SANDWICHESSONGSSANDWICHESSONGSkimdone

[@AnActualCapybara]

Whoa. I want some of what you're smoking.

[@AnActualCapybara]

***** Basically

[@fanofmetal1]

***** this is why you have to wait till its in beta.

[@frogsume]

shhhhhhh you know too much

[@ZeroAngel92]

+PlotwistInc Dude,you're looking into the coding of the Matrix. Stop it before you break something!

[@Nightshade001]

"Jesus dude, what is wrong with you!?" NO ITS A SANDWICH! Hahahaha love it

[@theemerdareloth]

This is like a musical shit post. And I love it

[@theblackcrown3895]

I have very strangely mixed feelings about this song nowadays, I love it, don't get me wrong, but it was shown to me by a very close friend who since passed away (RIP silas) and it makes me sad now, when it should just make me laugh. I still give it a listen every now and then just because you guys are awesome and I think I owe my friend that much for introducing me to one of the best bands I've ever listened to in my life.

[@afellowidiot4911]

THIS IS A SANDWICH

[@lithostoic2008]

I just randomly remembered this. I'm so happy

[@michaelklump4566]

Wow this brings back memories of high school on the back of the bus. This album always crucial.

[@mariyw.4609]

I love this song it’s been playing nonstop all day long

[@Bearfoot-e3e]

It's a sandwich.

[@mariyw.4609]

@@Bearfoot-e3e YOURE SO RIGHT I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE😭😭

[@Bearfoot-e3e]

@@mariyw.4609 nobody's perfect, I can only count to four.

[@EmberRose-jp5ks]

Dude! IT'S A S A N D W I C H!!!

[@Cr0tchG0blin]

This is the greatest sandwich i've ever had.

[@TheIzabela]

Where has this band been all my life???

[@majorafan09]

Who put metal bits in my sandwich?

[@AMBAAAAHH]

3 people were probably thinking this sandwich is a song.

[@brycekiller1]

After many years of consideration this song is a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich. Its nuts and a jam.

[@MrMcJazzhands]

I've never had a sandwich put a smile on my face before. You guys did well here!

[@ScottJones-r8g]

I finally smoked enough weed to feel the bread. Enlightenment

[@nicole-3306]

Can they be my lawyer. "THAT WASN'T MURDER IT WAS AN EXTREME SNUGGLE HUGGLE!!!!!"

[@thebakedtoast]

Everone wants a Crowbar on a Sandwich xD This comment is giving me hard flashbacks - edit December 2018

[@gtfnet]

oh yes, every single DAY

[@thebakedtoast]

Nom nom leady

[@timeshifter630]

dont forget tires

[@thebakedtoast]

Nom nom! Very ehr.... Tasty!

[@thebakedtoast]

And yes, i forgot a y.

[@randyrules711]

Released in 2009, uploaded by Rob in 2013. Worth the wait.

[@alexandermueller8987]

Yes my favorite, a lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olive, onion, frog, tuna, Turkey, pepper, salami, noodle, pizza, tire and crowbar sandwich.

[@GaaraVenusaur]

That was the best sandwich I have ever listened to \m/

[@MysticalReaper]

that rif at the end though!

[@BandObsessed923]

Most delicious sandwich I've ever listened to, 10/10

[@TsubakiYakani]

Best sandwich ever

[@dagoth3663]

This sandwich is bumping

[@krissymissy20]

This is one of the greatest songs of all time......

[@WaffleBrawl]

Do you mean, greatest SANDWICH of all time?

[@92jwiener]

SANDWICH!!!! *

[@justafish9618]

I freggin love these guys so much

[@goatkiddie1023]

This is not a sandwich. It doesn't have two pieces of bread or whatever on the bottom and top. This IS AN OPEN FACED SANDWICH.

[@striker0]

You're sadly mistaken. This sandwich has a bottom at 0:00, the fillings between 0:01 to 03:53, and the top piece at 03:54.

[@goatkiddie1023]

striker0 Idk, I was thinking more that it'd have the same lyrics and or tune at the end as the beginning... That's what makes a sandwich, right? If the top started when the sandwich ended, then it wouldn't have a a top...

[@g4mmalotus937]

No.... THIS. IS. PATRICK!! *HEAVY METAL SCREAMING*

[@jessepost9875]

this sandwich is so metal

[@mrmudkip2gaming]

Best sandwich I've ever tasted.

[@gracefaircloth9173]

This is my favorite SANDWICH

[@jamesbaccino54]

Now that sandwich rolled 20 nat 20s simultaneously gainst the spot...

[@waynehughes7826]

This sandwich is so heavy

[@steveulrich7393]

"++Get song on iTunes" No, it's a Sandwich!

[@sunakorose]

This is the best sandwich I've ever found XD

[@Waluigifan95]

This is the only song *sandwich, whatever* that makes me lol every time! It's a good thing they were going for that...

[@MaxWhite11037]

This sounds like every essay I’ve ever written

[@lpsbennieboosya2182]

Kyle profile picture

[@UnauthorizedRosin]

This is not a comment, it's a lamp.

[@TokeDaSmoke42089]

lol literally

[@MindrapeJr]

its not literally a lamp. i fucking hate it when people use the word literal incorectly. LOOK UP HOW TO PROPERLY USE A FUCKING WORD BEFORE USING IT!

[@involuntaryanalysis]

The joke when right over your head.

[@TokeDaSmoke42089]

+involuntaryanalysis hahahah right

[@MindrapeJr]

involuntaryanalysis no it didnt. i understand the original comment.the literally part was used in a hyperbolic sense. which is NOT how the word is to be used.

[@noamlelann1473]

My mom forgot to give me money for lunch.. im so glad i found this sandwich!

[@MysticalReaper]

that guitar riff at the end though holy shit! i like it very much!

[@Naiquster]

This is a good sandwich.

[@Copyright_Infringement]

Eternal classic.

[@theunknown5921]

I love how this still JAMS (pun unintended) even if this “isn’t a song”

[@patrickfletcher9677]

This is what the world needs today…..a sandwich!

[@ajhedge]

I love the base drum in this sandwich. Its something I can jam to easily.

[@danualbeller5984]

It's a musical sandwich with tires, crowbars and frogs

[@livedandletdie]

Psychostick makes the best sandwiches.

[@zichithefox4781]

Why can't other sandwiches be this brutal?

[@lilmochalovefox480]

Showing my siblings this song in 2021, gotta keep the good shit alive!!

[@whoknowsaymore6210]

But this is a sandwich

[@joshfike6464]

Well technically it is a song because it has a point, and that point is that the song is a sandwich

[@CeeKayz0rz]

When is this sandwich going to get a music video? D:

[@CaelansStuff]

this is the closest I think we will ever get to a music video for this sandwich kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6q8lKyFbpyZg6M

[@serahm377]

I can remember listening to this in like middle school and giggling at the iPod line like a dumbass because "omg I WAS listening to it on my iPod!! How did they know??" 😂

[@mr.donutthief5498]

pretty good sandwich

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Best sandwhich i've ever listened to

[@pharmacyfisherman]

THE TASTIEST SANDWICH HELL YEA

[@Concatenate]

I wasn't sure if this was a song or a sandwich until I heard that fat outro riff. It is indeed a sandwich.

[@thefirstspartan5168]

This is the best sandwich ever

[@LogieBearProductions]

I was hungry, then I listened to this song. Now my belly is full and I'm happy :)

[@cassiee6931]

This sandwich really speaks to me on a personal level

[@eeveeinhoen]

2:51 I'm guessing I'm not the only one wondering why "Frog" was there

[@R3ar3ntry]

Well... french people eat frogs, i want to try it, i heard it taste like chicken

[@xSirMeowsalotx]

***** You need your daily dose of Iron

[@striker0]

***** Tires are for texture.

[@stevenking3319]

R3ar3ntry it does taste like chicken, just has a less of a meaty texture and more of a rubbery fish texture.

[@GODOFNIGTMARES]

Frog sanwitch is delicious

[@guitargodthor2]

this album is almost 10 years old already!! damn.

[@davids4206]

Maybe sharing this sandwich via internet will end world hunger

[@alexl1178]

o-o I freaking love the existence of these videos.

[@emiliodibenedetto4654]

I love this band.

[@bugradio]

This isn't a song, it's a work of art. Tasty, tasty, conceptual think-piece.

[@Vokarrpur]

one of the best songs out there

[@jessicadrezek250]

It's a Sandwich....

[@phoiim]

I can just imagine someone walking in the streets holding a boombox eating this sandwich and has bread cheese meat and lettuce being thrown at him XD

[@jeepdaddy8183]

Can't argue with that logic

[@cas3899]

This is the sandwich that never expires