The Acolyte - This Needs To Stop! Episode 1

[@RobotHead]

Thanks everyone for your patience. I’ve had a real-life issue to deal with but now it’s time to catch up with The Acolyte. Remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. There is going to be a lot to talk about. Cheers!

[@OkOk-vj9db]

Big fan of the channel man keep up the great work

[@B3000-i4d]

No prob mate, thanks for the work you do. We need more Robots like you.

[@noone8418]

Hope you and yours are well, brother!

[@RobotHead]

@@OkOk-vj9db Thanks. Appreciate hearing it 👍

[@RobotHead]

@@B3000-i4d Cheers & Thanks 👍

[@NobleWarrior]

Acolyte episode 3 = 40 mins. Me watching Acolyte roast videos = Currently 144 hours

[@ramigilneas9274]

I think that it already started with RedletterMedia 10 years ago that reviews suddenly were much more entertaining than the movies. And if you watched a 1-3 hour review then you no longer have to watch the movie… unless it’s actually good.

[@ethicsandcomplianceoffice]

Sounds ‘bout right ! Maybe this has been Disney’s plan all along - create so bad shit that people simply can’t stop talking about it

[@Timic83tc]

@@ethicsandcomplianceoffice Just ignore it, they will go as far and stupid as they can for clicks.

[@MrFardeen]

We're in the same boat

[@HellaSayHella]

Oof.

[@PillowCaseDog]

The power of one. The power of two. The power of many canceling their Disney+ accounts

[@longtsun8286]

The power of the NONE (are watching 'The Acolyte')! The power of the POO (quality)! The power of the NOTHING (earned in profits)!

[@gunsharck]

That should’ve never been subbed in the first place. It’s not as if this dreck snuck up on us. Ever since TFA we’ve known this utter arse

[@trollonme]

i cancelled it thanks to this show.

[@corwinzelazney5312]

Oh if only you would just to spare us your melodrama. Watch something else ffs. It's not like anyone's forcing you and it's not like there isn't a fuckton of other SW content. Either get over it or leave. You douches are exhausting.

[@corwinzelazney5312]

​@@trollonmethen quit bitching about it.

[@hoisin75]

Headland looks like that one cry-bully you get in EVERY office

[@ridensroom6957]

We had a woman in our office who only wanted men way out of her league. Im reminded of her here

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

@@ridensroom6957 Like that woman who wanted a guy who is like 6'5", blue eyes, trust fund, finance, and six figures? Turns out there's like 8 of them in the US at best. Some people have interesting standards :D

[@Humphking]

And those same women are the ones that end up alone when they're older

[@Madame702]

Leslye Headland is not the problem.

[@tanichiro]

someone renamed her "Lesbian Headlamp"

[@dark_matter8420]

Explosions CAN happen in space. They DO happen in space in real life. Satellites and rockets carry fuels and oxidizers, where the later literally exists to facilitate the oxygen. So explosions being in Lucas' work is perfectly fine. It's CONTINUOUS FIRE that can't happen. The vacuum of space would instantly put it out, kind of like an EXPLOSION. In the Acolyte there's literally a small campfire on the hull of a ship.

[@tigerpawdesigns]

Just what I was gonna say

[@JO-qn8gy]

Space is fake 😂

[@xloltimex38]

We wouldn't hear the explosions but it is kinda boring to just see them

[@jaqua7732]

So you've seen an example of an explosion in outer space?

[@dark_matter8420]

@@jaqua7732 Plenty. Old rocket upper stages exploded quite a lot, especially begore 1993 when they weren't passivated after the end of their mission. At least the european ones.

[@harry-binns-music]

I think The Acolyte sets the bar so low that The Phantom Menace feels like Shawshank Redemption

[@nunchuckfilms]

It is so low it is lower than an ev charging cable across the sidewalk

[@bekhele]

i used to hate the attack of the clones. but since disney took over i would watch that 10 consecutive times in repeat any day over 95% of the dinsey creations

[@nanonano2595]

@@bekhele these comparisons feel weird, i just flat out havent watched either for years now. No interest in subjecting myself to shitty media just because they're part of an IP i used to like.

[@RavageReeves]

The acolyte makes the star wars Christmas special feel like an academy award winning movie

[@InfernalPasquale]

​@@nanonano2595The prequels are brilliant, I really do not understand people's dislike for them. Yes, the dialogue is too wooden, and Jar Jar Binks, but the world building and imagination is unrivaled in any sci-fi film franchise

[@kendiamond7852]

Cheesy Girl Boss Twin 1: Come at me with all your strength. Jedi: (Pulls Lightsaber) Cheesy Girl Boss Twin 1: Wait, don't use that

[@justforever96]

"your going to pull a deadly weapon on me, just because I'm trying to stab you? Coward! Bully!"

[@DKLGalactus5]

Never thought a jedi master would be killed by a prison shank.

[@omgbeardriving]

By a baby in dreds...

[@MrDrieman]

😂...

[@solidaz80]

Lol a letter opener 😂

[@samoz6865]

Trinity didn't die. She called the operator, and GTFO of that shite simulation.

[@JoeOvercoat]

@@samoz6865 That explains this fight scene. Brilliant!

[@fuferito]

"When Jedi training didn't pan out." I love how Disney has turned the Jedi into a mundane skilled trade, but way less useful.

[@5th-Season]

Good catch! This stuff is hilarious

[@Ruylopez778]

Osha: doesn't become an assassin, bounty hunter, pod racer or bodyguard that would all be much more interesting. Obi-Wan: takes a bus to slice up a carcass in the desert between PT and OT. Luke: sits on an island by himself. It's like they intentionally make this boring.

[@Operator_Stal]

@@Ruylopez778 I wouldn't be surprised if they brought OSHA violations into the star wars universe

[@CleverGirlAAH]

@@Ruylopez778 Well, supposedly they were in hiding tho.

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

@@CleverGirlAAH Obi-Wan was in hiding for sure. But he could still be in hiding and be interesting. Luke was just off on his own little daydream. Not even hiding.

[@Sam_T2000]

remember in the final season of _Clone Wars,_ when they captured Maul, and they put him in some super-duper Mandalorian forcefield coffin to transport him to Coruscant?

[@chappelle23]

I feel like that was too perfect to be a coincidence that he used Maul as the example. He had to have known about that…

[@ThePepperedMelon]

What really sucks is the fact I have a friend who enjoys this garbage, which I respected up until I couldnt. Its all he wants to talk about and i have firmly told him " I do not give a sh*t. Sorry but I really do not care about star wars anymore." Im not sure how much more tolerance I have.

[@alaskayoung3413]

so weird to live your life where everything you do or say is based off of who you or someone else sleeps with.....

[@derkeheath5172]

To be fair, there are also a LOT of people who base their political decisions on hatred towards people based on who they are and who they choose to sleep with. They're called Republicans, and they are just as idiotically obsessed with BS identity politics as some of the extrmists in Hollywood, AND they cause a LOT more harm than a children's fantasy show, and, sadly, their hate fueled these hack writers into a tit for tat.

[@mikey2toes966]

Stan Lee said it best in MallRats. “I think your friend has a weird obsession with super heroes sex organs”

[@MarbarNyc4]

I mean it’s not natural that’s why

[@kierannf99]

Well if people just accept gay people then there would be no need. I personally dont my personality about being gay. My personality is based what I absorb from others or the world. But the gays that do 100% are doing because they think it’s “fun” and because of homophobia. Also being feminine is just being feminine

[@alaskayoung3413]

@@kierannf99 everyone has accepted gay people.... thats the thing.... literally nobody cares! EXcept when you constantly throw it in our faces and try to make us love it and be all supportive and stuff. We can accept you and not want to support it or not want to be preached at everyday. The gay agenda is literally everything they say they hate about the church/religion but to non gay people. Its super weird and ironic really. Just look at the new star wars show... it was all about how it was so gay and nothing about the show....

[@bat4130]

I can just hear Bob Iger in Cartman's voice screaming "No!!! What's happening to my stock price!"

[@aygwm]

Just another fall guy

[@reddeaddude2187]

That ain't it chief. The ones getting blamed for this shit deserve everything they get and more.

[@HaleFire7]

It's up 13% over the last year... Look, I want to see them fail as much as you guys. But this is some copium.

[@Blodhelm]

@@HaleFire7 How's it looking over the past 4 years?

[@Blodhelm]

He had the power to stop this.

[@sageoz9886]

I cried when Osha told Mae that it was “Jediing Time!” and then they both Sister-Scissored the Thread bringing balance to the Galaxy. Truly phenomenal writing 10/10

[@Baseballnfj]

Oh.... scissor me timbers!

[@Baseballnfj]

Scissor me timbers!

[@Baseballnfj]

Let's see if they will get me post this bland comment.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Whomever thought they were cooking with that "The Power of Many" scene was absolutely not a woman. Because women know how to cook. HA!

[@rahmellbrown162]

😂😂😂😂

[@xxmrb3nz3dr1n3xx]

"Ah! My weakness! Small knives!"

[@sloths-df3gf]

Mamma Disney: "Boys, I am going to give your toys to the girls, who will use permanent markers and glue and glitter to permanently disfigure them. Because, deep down, I fear and hate you"

[@Mitsoxfan]

Yes, Jedi arent there to impose swift justice and prevent harm to the innocent, but to toy with assassins.

[@ragtowne]

I recall Jedi using their light sabers to deflect incoming blasters or in the extreme cutting off hands with no intent on killing anyone - looks like a new rule "pull light saber only to kill"

[@bujindork]

This is 1000 years before Ep 1. Things change in that time span.

[@4thSurviver]

Padawan:" I just wanted to cut through this door and save the younglings locked inside." Master: "Too bad. You know the Jedi rules." *Points at the younglings. Padawan: "I'm so sorry!" * lightsaber noises and screaming children.

[@phaolo6]

@@4thSurviver perfect 😂

[@sageoz9886]

That’s why Batman doesn’t use a lightsaber😂😂😂

[@mattaustin7012]

@@bujindorkthey still used their light sabers for defense 1000 years before ep 1. Defense is literally the coolest part of lightsaber combat. Deflecting projectiles, parrying crazy attacks, etc. Stop defending a stupid ass decision by the writers.

[@ThePhatFilosopher]

The Rick James impersonator line killed me😭💀

[@krissteel4074]

Darkside is a heckuva drug

[@theascendunt9960]

Darkness everybody. Darkness is spreading!

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

"Hehehehehehehehehe"

[@RM_VFX]

Twin darknesses!

[@joseleblanc393]

😅Rick James is "their" new designation

[@SumDumGy]

“This needs to stop?” This never started for those of us smart enough not to watch it.

[@takezomiyamoto1390]

well, it has to stop if you ever want to watch another true Star Wars movie/series again. unless you already lost all hope ... which you shouldn't imo.

[@SumDumGy]

@@takezomiyamoto1390 Hell, I lost my hope 25 years ago. George Lucas killed my interest in Star Wars with a steady string of bad productions that began in 1984. Him selling it to the Rodent House actually briefly rekindled my hope it could return in strength. Then they hired JJ Abrams and my hope diminished. The Force Awakens happened and I knew for sure. I’m done and gone. I don’t believe it can return and I wouldn’t support it under its current regime even if it did.

[@Sabik47]

@@takezomiyamoto1390 me me I lost all hope after watching Episode 8. I realized there will never be any worthwhile star wars stories ever again (Mandalorian Season 1 being the only exception). I still tuned on to the first few episodes of Kenobi out of love for the character. But the way they massacred him, oof brutal.

[@diego6849]

I stopped with the Anakin episode. Putting the bad guy as main character simply wasn't Star Wars any more. I like villain movies but if I want to watch Star Wars, I know what I'm asking for, right ? At least I thought I knew. Didn't watch anything SW related after that, only watched reviews fed to me by KZbin. And it looks like I'm not missing anything. Still alive and healthy, thank you very much

[@SumDumGy]

@@diego6849 “Putting the bad guy as main character simply wasn't Star Wars any more.” You mean like the prequels? I agree.

[@TorontoJon]

When Disney has to emphasize the sexual orientation of the director, Leslye Headland, as well as a number of actors in 'The Acolyte', that already means the series is awful and doesn't have a chance. Think of any great movie, movie franchise, or TV series you loved growing up: Did you ever desperately need to know the sexual orientations of their directors, producers, actors, etc? OF COURSE NOT and that's the point. Disney relies on woke pro-LGBTQEIEIO4KTVBYOB headlines to sell this dumpster fire of a TV series (a dumpster fire that stays ignited in the vacuum of space, apparently since neither Leslye Headland, Kathleen Kennedy, nor Disney executives understand basic physics). ;)

[@bastiangugu4083]

I find it quite fascinating how Disney finds new people to heighten their incompetency. It's astounding that shite like this gets made. The script is so dumb, that should haven't made it through the first reading. I'm so glad, that Disney did not get their hands on Dune. Imagine what they would have made out of the Bene Gesserit.

[@StayFractalesque]

They must be Hate Baiting at This Point.. There is NO WAY anyone living in reality would greenlight this show in the current situation Disney is currently effing In! .. untold millions upon billions of dollars lost, both in proft and valuation.. if i were a shareholder, I would SUE..

[@rogbard]

The shareholders had their chance with Nelson Peltz. I have NO compassion with them, they chose their fate.

[@TheGreatPewpyOne]

Just say fucking, self censorship is pretty cringe

[@crocodilemedia2]

Yes, they're turning Star Wars into dreck on purpose.

[@corwinzelazney5312]

😂 lol, where'd you get that crap information from? Since Disney bought SW they've made over 12 billion from it. It's fucking hilarious how you guys act as if everyone thinks like you do. Most fans love all the new content. Can't wait for the day you all realize just how small a minority you are. Enjoy your happy little circlejerk.

[@AlphaQHard]

@@TheGreatPewpyOne Maybe they dont have all day to rewrite their comments, in case yt deletes it due to inconsistent censorship?

[@jakefrost7404]

*_Their Diverse team of "writers" openly bragged about not having seen, let alone read, any Star Wars at all, and it shows._* *_Completely in keeping with the "Stunning and Brave" template._*

[@kendiamond7852]

Apparently they've never watched/read any other Sci Fi, Mystery, Crime Drama, Action Movie either

[@petrairene]

Yep. And for that reason the force now looks like some kind of totally generic fantasy magic.

[@TaoistWay]

They are just not talented, you don’t need to know the source material to make a good story. See Andor, you just need to be a talented story teller.

[@Dazgul]

Then Headland crying saying star wars saved her life and has a leua tattoo. I guess by saved her life, she means she was in debt and this sweet pay day gig bailed her out.

[@petrairene]

@@TaoistWay Yep, in terms of the crime fiction aspect. Don't give away the fact that there is an evil doppelgänger in the same episode where the murder happens. The point of crime fiction is keeping the viewers guessing.

[@dr.bright6272]

Considering we've seen Newt Gunray guarded by two Jedi, Senate Guards and an entire battalion of clones it makes even less sense to have so few guards watching the Jedi killer

[@jstr6522]

Here we see the guy asks leslye a question, she ignores it by fake laughing as hard as she can, and later shows that she did understand his question but continues to try to laugh him off. She then somehow worms the fact she's gay in there even though not a single soul asked, affirming stereotypes.

[@zaponator]

Remember when Kyle Katarn worked as a fry cook because he couldn't find a good way to use his non-transferable skills?

[@gavterrygt]

lol brilliant😂

[@obi-juantacobi8552]

Rham Kota was working at space wal mart as a bag boy for tips only as well

[@harrambou9468]

Remember when Kanan Jarrus worked in that club where he met Hera? Yeaaa

[@bierstulle]

So genderpay gap is also existing in SW Universe!

[@atomicdancer]

I heard that Obi-Wan Kenobi could only get work at a meat factory, and he also had to supplement his income with babysitting jobs

[@Сайтамен]

11:40 In the Clone Wars they captured Darth Maul and transported him cuffed and restrained inside a locked metal coffin inside a cell guarded by clone troopers.

[@ChocolatierRob]

Did it work?

[@Сайтамен]

@@ChocolatierRob It would, but then Order 66 happened, clones tried to execute him and Ahsoka released him to get a distraction and escape herself. Which lead to crash landing...

[@SorenCicchini]

Han Solo wasn't even a jedi and he was frozen in carbonite.

[@Сайтамен]

@@SorenCicchini Not for that reason, Vader was testing for Luke.

[@nikotsapaliaris4919]

Ahsoka was on that ship, and she had just beaten him in combat, so her plus hundreds if not thousands of clones would be enough.

[@josephvanwyk2088]

Drinker, Nerdrotic, and Robot Head never disappoints haha. .... "I don't care" is the new universal motto.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

ItsaGundam does great work too 👍

[@josephvanwyk2088]

@@yodawgzgaming4416 Yeah Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers too. Forgot to mention him as well. The guy who started it all haha. OG.

[@Raycheetah]

"I saw her die." Yes, Mr. Jedi, but what did you *FEEL?* He should have been able to sense her life force. =9[.]9=

[@James35142]

Thank you!

[@NATESUCKSATGAMING]

Explosions do happen in space. The reason there are fireballs in Star wars space battles is more to do with escaping air from the ships. So you can have an explosion that dissipates very quickly but you can't really have a actively burning fire

[@DL-dg5vt]

Gaybo here. It sucks that everything has been be gay now. Damn the stories, damn the legacies, damn the lore: representation and gay is number 1 priority. And if it has that, it’s 10/10 and if you say ANYTHING you are dismissed and attacked by the cults/media. Han Solo was a straight white man. And I didn’t need to “see myself” to relate to him or love him. It’s just dumbz

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

I like to read superhero comics and I have no problem with gay characters. What's annoying is that any comic starring a gay character becomes a gay romance comic about someone who occasionally does some superheroics instead of a superhero comic about a gay person. Superman's marriage to Lois Lane adds bits to the story. It's not _the_ story. I don't know why it can't be that way for gay, lesbian and bi characters too. Similarly it's ridiculous how every story featuring a black character *has* to forefront their race and racism nowadays. How about just punching some bad guys instead?

[@ArchSchizo]

@@BiggieTrismegistus If they insisted on telling stories about these "label" characters, they would be wise to not do it every time, as the main plot, with annoying protagonists who resemble stereotypes more than people. How many inner city youths without parents do we NEED to tell stories about? Add a twist or something. Better yet, use trauma as a seasoning, not the whole damn dish. Make a fun or heroic character that HINTS towards personal issues. Later in the series (because everything is a series but never uses the medium's strengths) have the protagonist address these issues when the audience is already engaged and rooting for them. Why must writers keep INTRODUCING characters with angst, trauma, and natural combat skills, but nothing else?

[@lexiferenczy9695]

None of these new gay characters appeal to me and I say this as someone who would've liked to see good gay characters. I think these sorta characters just reek of "current day" and subconsciously protray being gay not as normal but as this political thing. I get the sense that gay characters get inserted not because the writers have actual interest in them but because "it is a good thing to do so".

[@basuyarbrough5365]

Yeah not sure why yall can’t make ur own things….gay not mod real hard working peoples are white washed with a rainbow

[@Sigma0283]

And lets not forget, because of maREY Sue, force healing is a thing. So why didn't Jedi Master Trinity just heal the knife wound on her chest and say "Bitch, please!".

[@Plus1Like]

think of them like a dog chasing cars..

[@DanielDorn-tr7tw]

because the knife was thrown by a woman of color a woman of color has a higher victim status than a woman of no color and therefore gets bonus points for equity

[@AmpHibious]

because there's no room for logic in a plot driven by fragile feminine emotions

[@MrAweeze]

Hate to defend the trash that is the sequel trilogy, but force healing was a thing before that (in the EU). That being the case, it still doesn't explain how Rey like instinctively knew how to do it with no training.

[@Sigma0283]

@@MrAweeze force healing was used at a bare minimum, at least from what books I’ve read. I haven’t read them all. It was used extensively in Star Wars games as an alternative means when there was a lack of med packs. The way I see it, there should be limits on Force healing and should be meant for minor injuries and only minor injuries. Med kits are Bacta should be used for more serious injuries. Rise of Palpatine broke Force healing when Kylo used it to resurrect the Mary Sue. No Force power should be able to revive the dead.

[@alphgeek]

I hate to bang on about the fire, but she uses a fire extinguisher to put it out. In the 3 Kelvin vacuum of space.

[@charlesmartinjr3971]

Sssshhhh

[@nunchuckfilms]

A fire extinguisher that depletes the environment of oxygen to starve the fire? You Mean one of them?

[@BuddyBoy-ne1nw]

I was waiting for her to take off that bulky space helmet and breathe in the fresh space air.

[@charlesmartinjr3971]

@@BuddyBoy-ne1nw Breathing fresh space air is TIGHT!

[@Connor-Colyer]

Lucas made leia and padme to showcase the power of women.

[@joshslater2426]

The series also has Ashoka Tano, Mon Mothma, Jyn Erso, Aayla Secura, Hera Syndulla, Asaaj Ventress, Aura Sing, Sabine Wren, Captain Phasma, Luminra Unduli, Bariss Offee, Max Kanata and even Rey to serve as perfectly good female characters. But clearly these weren’t enough.

[@shadowking9739]

I love how Master Trinity sits back and lets Evil Twin beat up a bunch of innocent bar patrons before finally stepping in.

[@jbsargent1396]

It’s a disgrace to put the title “Star Wars” on this garbage. For the first time in my 19 years of life I’m not going to finish a Star Wars show/movie. Disney has lost my fan-ship…

[@S7rident]

As a 40 year old life long Star Wars fan I find new hope in you. A person who’s half my age who can understand the simple magic of good writing. Without respect we reject!

[@grilledleeks6514]

Lol the fact it took this long is kinda sad mate. You pretended kenobi was acceptable

[@smarmar400]

The Obi-Wan show sealed the deal for me. From the time of the final episode, I refused to watch anything else Disney SW-related. For me, Star Wars canon ended with the prequels.

[@davids736]

The first time? You mean it's taking you this long to realise just how shit all this is?

[@tdk4001]

I always finished the last Disney shows because I had hope they would be good. Im sad to admit im not finishing this. It pains me as a long time fan. F*ck disney

[@lukewenberg4271]

"Attack me with all your strength!" This would piss me off, turn myself to the dark side and use force choke, end credit.

[@1down4upworkshop61]

Hell, even Luke used Choke on Jaba's guards in Return of the Jedi ...

[@Baseballnfj]

Yup.... you're sitting there having a drink with freinds and some fool walks up and says that????

[@Baseballnfj]

Yup...... sitting there with friends having a drink.... someone walks up and says that?

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

Someone says that to me as a Jedi and I'll show them why people are terrified of the idea of the Grey Jedi that doesn't take shit from wannabe darksiders.

[@JediMasterMusk]

What’s worse is that these wackos at the writing team probably wrote that line thinking that there needs to be ‘consenting’ before a fight, even if your mission is to kill someone.

[@EternalSasuke17]

Maul was held in a secure prison transport box by mandalorians. The technology is there.

[@lermabeats]

Im surprised robot head didn’t know about it. But he still knew if maul was captured, they were going to need a special restriction device for a safe transport.

[@DocMicrowave]

Clone Wars Season 7 as well I believe.

[@thelonelyshivy5370]

@@lermabeats he didn't watch tcw, he doesn't like the animated stuff

[@sageoz9886]

Also Jedi should be kept in a levitation force field like CountDukku held Obi-Wan

[@_lisan_al_gaib]

@@thelonelyshivy5370 based robot head, ideally all the animated stuff would be retconned, so much filoni nonsense introduced into star wars that wasn't good in the first place and furthermore has enabled a lot of the disney nonsense we see now

[@FANE3002]

funnly enough in the clone wars there is a case the mandos made to encase force user that they do use on maul

[@jamiekjackson]

Charlie Murphy! Attack me with all your strength!

[@hamm0155]

What did the five fingers say to the face??

[@allthingsangel1869]

O god thats great, brought tears yo my eyes

[@Blodhelm]

@@hamm0155 The power of FIVE, bitch!!!

[@current3109]

Attack me with all your strength! I’m Rick James bitch!

[@steveroberts9222]

Those space lesbians are habitual line-steppers!

[@jumblestiltskin1365]

That "supersize me" jedi 😂😂😂😂 this show is definitely breaking those expectations 😂😂😂

[@sageoz9886]

Hmmm… judge me by my size do you?

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

So light saber stabs are fine and survivable but tiny daggers are certain death?!?! WTF!?!?

[@sageoz9886]

All those stabs obviously missed vital organs with its searing plasma beam, while that dagger must have been perfectly placed. That’s why we lightsaber slice and not lightsaber stab. Pretty sure Trinity was ready to self-delete to get off the show asap, so she helped in the effort by Force guiding the blade to it’s mark

[@AlphaQHard]

@@sageoz9886 Nobody is living with a clean 2 inch diameter hole through their torso. Not to mention the fact that the temperature of the blade would instantly start cooking the vitals around it.

[@sageoz9886]

@@AlphaQHard dude I’m playing devil’s advocate. You really think I’m actually trying to excuse such bad writing?!? lol it’s just a flesh wound😂

[@apanickedseagull]

I never really thought about it, but when oldman Obi-Wan whipped out that lightsaber, the people in the bar must have talked about the laser sword for days, and contacted the Empire.

[@lordhumungus8528]

Thanks RobotHead. We always love your work. Many thanks for making life more fun! 😄👍🤣

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

You'd think this show would be being called out for making women and PoC look utterly incompetent.🙄

[@Xo-3130]

That implies they don't already see that a virtue of being so. Which for all purposes they do.

[@grilledleeks6514]

@@Xo-3130...what?

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

It's kinda like how Progressives "support" black folks by expecting them to be stupid and easily manipulated and to consistently vote against their interests and then call them things like "the black face of white supremacy" or an "uncle tom" if they don't do as they are told...

[@greedo4life]

Type of comments that give them more fuel to the “Star Wars is just full off racists” claim. Come with some legit criticism not this race baiting bs. I promise you there’s enough of it

[@captainDJ87]

​@@greedo4lifethe writers are racist for creating 2, thats right 2 black daughters without a dad. If anyone is racist here its Lucasfilm and Disney

[@TotesRandom]

If it took you till now to realize Disney was destroying Star Wars, then you really need to reexamine your quality control.

[@markpugh6808]

Last Jedi killed it

[@Neskess]

Force Awaken killed it for me

[@joshslater2426]

The sequels were decent, and Solo and Rouge One were good. They can get a pass. It’s the stuff that came after that’s destroying the franchise.

[@Neskess]

@@joshslater2426 ''The sequels were decent, and Solo and Rouge One were good'' Grim.

[@jonforris]

Hell they're only getting warmed up. Yes they've buried Star Wars with the Acolyte but they've still to hammer in a few rusty nails to finish off the job.

[@Gianfranco_69]

They dug it back up pissed on it ,burnt it on a pile of trash and pissed on the ashes ....then buried the ashes and pissed on the grave just for fun

[@NoticalMyles]

Pretty sure we have no idea what these necrophiliacs will do with the corpse of Star Wars in the coming years. They're only getting started.

[@zackzack5313]

Thanks!

[@spokajutlandandmetallurgis3404]

It's good that there are people like Robot, who suffers, watching this so that millions don't have to.

[@Excelsior_15]

Obi-Wan would have said, " Oh word... Are you sure? Yes! attac- swoom, slice, dead. Anyway as I was saying. I told that fool not to jump because I've got the high ground. Guess what he did? That's right, jumped. Now he's only half the man he used to be. This guy knows what I'm talking about.

[@tonanbora4388]

Obi-wan: "I did it twice already, i'll do it a third time lady" But Obi-wan also would not have sat by and watched that whole scene, he'd have stepped in the moment she tried to attack people.

[@Excelsior_15]

@@tonanbora4388 He would have turned her ass into Obi-two.

[@Excelsior_15]

One of you KZbin geniuses please make an animated version of that Obi-Wan scene. I need that in my life.

[@Excelsior_15]

​@@tonanbora4388Obi-Wan would have turned her into Obi-Two.

[@bd9365]

Budget The Acolyte: 180M Dune 2: 190M Just think about that.

[@lorddoma6637]

Ouch

[@AlphaQHard]

DEFINITELY NOT MONEY LAUNDERING YOU GUYS!

[@tuckemon]

Jesus if I was in the IRS and was still the nerd I am I'd be investigating the money laundering going on here. Dune part 2 was a cinematic masterpiece that definitely used its budget to give us a spectacular experience. The Acolyte looks cheaper than a ten dollar hooker. Yet somehow has near the same budget. There's no way they aren't money laundering with this pile of crap show.

[@theyntlykus]

Oof!

[@OG_Sergi]

Godzilla minus one: 15 million

[@Tenebris_Sint]

“They’re break-dance fighting!” “Nnndewwit, keel herrr.”

[@shadowjezzter]

Also most the explosions in space happen with ships, that have large amounts of oxygen in em, and they die very quickly. The fire just sits there, happy with seeing the stars

[@gergosoos4652]

So she killed a master. Windu: You were on this council...

[@tyrannozilla]

I've sat through the Holiday Special six times, and it's still far less painful than a single episode of Acoshit.

[@lightningleopard]

If what I heard is true, tonight we are going to get pronouns 😅😂

[@StayFractalesque]

Is that what we're looking forward to now? ..aye yay yaaaay

[@jacksonorlady1367]

They’re so lacking in creativity, they can only copy and paste the shallowest thinking points irl

[@grilledleeks6514]

​@jacksonorlady1367 lol you seem miserable as fuck

[@thejworks07]

U still have D+? Cute ur the problem

[@revan.3994]

Small insider tip: I use the correct pronoun when I address such people and so far I was never getting bullied for it... for example when I say "go F yourselves", nobody can be mad at me for not being fully inclusive right there. (sorry, hope you understand black humor like Ricky would say)

[@Scripture-Man]

I've seen quite a few videos on this travesty of a show now, and I think yours may well be the best, Robot Head. You bring a ton of really great points no one else has raised. So smart and insightful. You also have a great vocal delivery, very easy to listen to, compared with a lot of the awkward KZbinrs out there. This channel is now one of my favourites!

[@arnick2]

Rule #1: NEVER hire a former personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein. Rule #2: NEVER give Disney/Lucasfilm access to your IP Rule #3: See rules #1 and #2.

[@richardcutts196]

On caveat to #2. Unless you weren't going to do anything more with your IP, you don't care what happens to it and they pay you an ungodly pile of money. Then laugh all the way to the bank.

[@steelshepherd6843]

All the explosions included pressurized oxygen containing human sustaining environments...the fire not so much.

[@adventtrooper]

With £180M budget, they could have sent a model up in a Falcon payload and had real flames burning in zero-g space. OK, they'd have needed fuel and oxidiser, but overloading a lithium ion battery could have been an option, or just go full t-stoff and c-stoff.

[@PhoenixGrov]

In the last two episodes of the clone wars Darth Maul was arrested and brought but not like this! He was defeated by Ahsoka, put in a special mandalorian-build sarcophagus made just for force sensitives, and brought on a star destroyer with the full might of Anakins 501 batalion to secure him!

[@budwyzer77]

Bringing Maul back was just stupid. I don't care if George approved it.

[@robfgard]

The Acolyte certainly killed the dream of Star Wars being good again.

[@countdooku4043]

Yeup, it’s like 10 meters deep and turning into fossil fuels now

[@MarvinPowell1]

Nah. Kathleen Kennedy did that by firing Gina Carano and tanking The Mandalorian. Star Wars has been a rotting zombie corpse since 2021, my man. And it was already barely hanging on life support after The Rise of Skywalker. I'm not even that big of a Star Wars fan, but at this point, almost every nerd has had their favorite franchise ruined by incompetent woke women put in charge of something they don't understand.

[@A2Moonclaw]

I am just hoping Andor season 2 will save us

[@JediMasterMusk]

The only way it’s ever getting saved is if a conservative billionaire who hates the woke buys it.

[@henkhenkste6076]

that dream was dead ages ago darling

[@gagelindell271]

i just love all the memes and cuts on the interweb making fun of this show, its awesome

[@jakeplayz8336]

Yet another great video from robot head. You've literally been my comedy go to for about 4 years. Not only do you have a good critique for movies and tv shows, you are also one of the funniest channels on the platform.

[@Burns_RED]

Imagine making a SW show just to brag about how you're so untouchable otherwise, you flaunt your gayness🤣

[@1990hondacivic]

Funny thing is I’ve seen a few dozen comments of gay people saying this show is shit, this show is fr fr pandering to fans who don’t give a rats ass about Star Wars that constantly needs liberal buzzwords and mentioning lgbtq shit every 10 seconds, it’s like jingling keys in front of a baby for these people it’s absolutely insane considering Amazon releasing absolute banger that Disney is still profiting

[@thedude3065]

Twice the pride double the fall

[@KickAssNeverKissAss]

Whatever sense of untouchability she has is a pure delusion. She only got where she is today by getting touched, by lots of different men.

[@sageoz9886]

Why the heck did OSHA not take Trinity’s lightsaber after she was defeated? Left it right there on the ground, you think it would be a ultra-valuable prized possession and trophy for such a victory and might come in handy later

[@Matthew_Lawless]

Ah, another fine addition to my collection!

[@gabrieldiasmelo]

As far we understand her master who is probaly a sith want her tô kill those 4 jedi withou using “weapon”, but she use the little knifes so “weapon” maybe mean lightsaber. Why we dont know but the sith lords use tô make their appprentice tô wierd challenges tô prove their power so maybe is something around that. Is lore wise consistent, Vader was without lightsabe after mustafar because Obiwan take it só Sidius make him Goes after a jedi master kill it and bleed his kybercrystal só he can make it a new one. The most pratical thing was to just get him a new crystal and call it a day or even bleed the temporary green onde Vader get tô fight this jedi, but maybe the saber get stronger or more attuned tô the dark side if the sith bleed the crystal of the jedi he personally kill. My theory is that Mae has tô kill the 3 jedi without saber tô prove and grow her dark power and in the end bleed Master Sol one because he is the one she have stronger attachment/feelling towards tô.

[@sageoz9886]

@@gabrieldiasmelo yeah but regardless of the unspecified rules of her quest, I didn’t hear him once say not to loot the corpses for trophies or not to own a lightsaber. And by weapon he was very specific “ not by steel or laser(blaster/laser-sword). BTW, when the hell have they ever used the word laser within that Universe.

[@Monty2289]

That's something I didn't think about. Every other "fighter" in the verse that is Star Wars that's not a Jedi literally used pragamitism, deception, traps, explosions, and BLASTERS to fight Jedi. Because trying to fight a space wizard with a weapon that will cut anything and one shot you you don't want any part of that no matter how skilled of a fighter you are. Most people are hired guns because the vast majority of the galaxy is full of people who can't handle blaster fire...unless you're a Jedi. And hand to hand assassins would be beat by virtue of the Jedi just waving the danger stick in front of them. May realistically stood no chance

[@Blodhelm]

You are attempted to use reason and logic in analyzing something that is at its core, illogical.

[@UsualmikeTelevision]

I have watched a lot of review videos on this show and yours was the best and most entertaining! Well done Robot Head. Look forward to more!

[@mr_blue8208]

“Rick James impersonator”… 🤣😂🤣😂👌🏻

[@themissingpeace7956]

Mae figured out that women in Disney Star Wars get a reduced 99% damage from lightsabers and are basically unkillable but they are not immune to knife damage. Brilliant.

[@jkellyid]

Explosions in space are not a synonym for fire in space.

[@osets2117]

The only way a fire can continue to burn in space is if it has a continuous fuel source. Pretty sure that's not what's going on in that episode

[@MarvinPowell1]

Explosions and sound effects in space are non-diegetic effects. Basically, for the audience's benefit, but not meant to be accurate in-universe. Having a literal fire, in-universe, burning in the empty vacuum of space, presented with sound as a pure diegetic effect, is implying in the Star Wars universe, that oxygen exists in space. Which also implies space helmets and space suits are redundant. Never has there ever been anything in Star Wars to suggest the vacuum of space literally isn't space. This is why the woke's stupid arguments do not work. Even fictional universes have rules and laws of physics they must obey, and you can't just break those laws just because "it's fiction" without it being properly established. This would be like Obi Wan just going Super Saiyan out of the blue with glowing gold hair and dismissing any criticism of it by saying "Who cares, it's fiction." I mean, I'm pretty sure even children nowadays know you can't have fire burn in space. Anyone trying to defend this show should immediately dismissed as the most shilly of all shills.

[@1990hondacivic]

It also makes sense for ships to explode in space since there’s oxygen in them and they’re pressurized too, and notice how one the explosion happens it disappears 💀

[@insensitive919]

The greater point is just how lazy it looks. Like he said, they could have represented the space fire in a thousand different scientifically incorrect ways and they all would have been better than a flickering little campfire on a stunt stage.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Correct.There will be explosions when you fire nukes(proton torpedoes) and nuke tier energy weapons around,no oxygen needed.

[@1shogunate696]

0:04 could use her smile for a creepypasta

[@jtorp6777]

The Tommy Lee “I don’t care” perfectly sums up Disney Star Wars

[@Arbiter2054]

I love that my ad was a trailer for the acolyte before this video lmaoooo ☠️😭

[@wickedshaggy]

And just imagine. We still have 5 episodes to go... Wonder what other new rules they will create and traditions they will kill.

[@rubeng370]

Every time a new star wars show releases, i keep thinking of Jedi Survivor 😢 I love Jedi Survivor so much 💚; its characters, story, villains, customization, action, music, and supporting characters... were incredible! That was heavily missing in these shows 😢

[@noahm5217]

It's funny how the games is more star wars than the shit Disney writes. Game developers understand star wars more than Disney lmao. Jedi survivor and fallen order was phenomenal. Hell I would consider the force unleashed one more Canon then the shit Disney is putting out

[@Xo-3130]

​@@noahm5217Oh don't worry give it time and they will screw that up. The gaming industry already knee deep in the same shit as Lucasfilm.

[@noahm5217]

@xo-1320 I hope not since the games are the ONLY star wars media good atm. After watching rise of Skywalker, I was officially done with the star wars movies and shows. Idk how anyone can still watch star wars after rise of Skywalker... some of the worst writing I've seen and the sequels disrespected Luke's and Han solos character

[@rubeng370]

@noahm5217 I completely agree. Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor gave me hope for Star Wars. Glad those games did it justice 💚 but Boba Fett show and Obi-Wan was disappointing 😞 especially since I wanted a movie and not a show 😢

[@noahm5217]

@rubeng370 after watching 3 episodes of obi Wan I stopped. They character assassinated obi Wan. At least with the prequels the story and characters make sense but with the terrible acting. Disney basically killed off ALL of George Lucas's Canon at this point especially with the acolyte. At this point the original trilogy AND prequels arent Canon now

[@calebharch7229]

Pointing out that even the Obi Wan show had better writing, just blew my mind, I didn't think it could get any worse, but at least Reva had a plan, a terrible plan but a plan nonetheless!

[@mtgherman]

Love the channel - just watch as soon as it new episodes load - biting criticism that always makes me laugh - hope all is well!

[@blacksheep9505]

I won’t forgive Disney for Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and Book of Boba Fett. Those shows could have written themselves and they all were not watchable.

[@regenosis]

Imagine being an actor/actress and being cast in that chant/interpretive dance scene... the mental gymnastics that you'd have to go through to do your job and act it out and tell urself that this is considered cinema

[@aulvinduergard9952]

That Tommy Lee Jones clip really sums up everything I think about Disney "Star Wars."

[@baronvg]

I thought it was funny how Sol and Torbin’s haircuts (unsurprisingly) changed after 16 years but Osha & Mae both still had the same Rick James hairstyle.

[@izzyqueen5280]

I've been waiting for this

[@RobotHead]

Cheers 👍

[@Dman130]

I have been waiting for this video!

[@Marcus-Spurius-Furius]

I hope you keep reviewing these episodes. I'll never watch them, but your critique is brilliant and all that I need to see. Keep it up.

[@deltazulu2848]

The droids into chairs was the coolest thing they had

[@RoboticPope]

Lesbian transformers representation.

[@Matthew_Lawless]

Agreed. I want an action figure.

[@AkulaSpawn]

My subscription to Disney plus is almost done.....thank the lord

[@BlackGold-fc7tu]

The Acolyte is a time in Star Wars when the Jedi also tried to hire based on DEI

[@Blodhelm]

Is that what made the whole order collapse? Let's find out in the next season of "oh wait, it's already cancelled."

[@Sean-pm2vd]

I'm only after finding your channel and you seem to have taken my thoughts about the way Starwars has gone and articulated it way better than i ever could've while adding plenty of humour. Excellent video and you've earned one more subscriber. Keep up the good work. Im looking forward the the next one of these more than the show itself 😂

[@Sorain1]

Okay, that loony toons sound effect from him pulling her up from the cliff was perfect. Thank you for that.

[@silvernova354]

The Acolyte, the show that said to everyone with good taste in storytelling - "attack me, with all your strength".

[@Mordo-1010]

Was waiting for your video, talking about this pile of shit 😭

[@RobotHead]

😅👍

[@ethicsandcomplianceoffice]

Same here !

[@brenta2634]

Same

[@jamiekay4210]

Imagine being so bad at writing that you can't even get the Hero's Journey formula right.

[@Plus1Like]

their priorities show, and are greatly lacking in any taste.

[@tabaflip]

And it has only 8 steps! Try John Truby's 22 steps! Haha! My favorite template cause he details how flexible you can be to make a great story.

[@QUASAR-here]

I've whatched a bounch of vids about the Acolyte all in one go, I can feel my neurons slowly beeing removed from existence...

[@danamania150]

It’s as if millions of Disney+ accounts logged out in anger and were suddenly cancelled.

[@OperationBlueprint]

Star Wars Theory’s new Palpatine skit and this video are the best things about Acolyte

[@RobotHead]

Just the thumbnail had me laughing 😅👍

[@dankgankster4100]

Decades from now people are going to remember George Lucas for his contributions to the world of cinema. STAR WARS will forever be iconic while disney star wars will fade into obscurity and eventually be forgotten by the masses

[@Toneloke-3000]

The rewatchability is night and day 100%

[@Lynximus]

you do realise some of the best star wars ever made was by disney? Andor exists lmao

[@dankgankster4100]

@@Lynximus lol didn’t watch it because it’s disney trash about a nobody character

[@Lynximus]

@@dankgankster4100 you've called it trash without watching it simply because it was made by Disney. Shows that you don't really care about star wars, you just need excuses to hate stuff hahahaha. Andor is better than the OT mind you so I suggest you watch it in good faith.

[@dankgankster4100]

@@Lynximus you lost me at “better than the OT” you’re a fake fan and you’re the reason the brand sucks today

[@ThePariahDark]

"I don't care!" - my opinion on this travesty they call Disney Star Wars, in three words.

[@akaBoG]

The little "woop" when he pulled her back uo earned the like. That had me laughing. Also, "I don't care."

[@Renfair333]

I love how I followed a “the acolyte is… amazing” predictive search and this was the first link!