Rocket League - The Burns Ward

[@RealDids]

I'm just imagining the other team's reaction when Ross is accidentally pressing push to talk every now and then.

[@xlr8is2fast]

Wow, they are actually really fucking good

[@RealDids]

Sven Verret Except for Ross, of course.

[@jorgenschroen5440]

Pauli Jokela did you not see that assist?

[@RealDids]

Jorgen Schroen Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but yeah, I saw that. Ross mostly just misses the ball, then happens to hit it every now and then, most likely due to pure luck.

[@jorgenschroen5440]

Pauli Jokela dat assist though

[@wencosa]

Sven Verret Watch Kronovi mate :D

[@danielbateman6518]

Trout, the salmon boy scores a hatrick whilst Smith flounders in one plaice with his minimal game impact

[@danielbateman6518]

Misterskillzz7 and jet fuel can't melt steel beams, on your bike conspiracy theorist

[@Halpo2k9]

Daniel Bateman Bush did titanic mate

[@bongus796]

Halpo2k9 Jfk hired Obama to snipe him, Obama stole JFK's head and became president of space

[@S0ld1erH3lly]

Ever since Trott popped his Rocket League virginity, he's become a scoring sensation. Across the nation.

[@sionroberts4344]

What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on that early?

[@MertsyUniverse]

Sion Roberts GG

[@Fgerald95]

Sion Roberts The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk the ball in

[@andrewparsons7432]

Sion Roberts that was one of the best episodes

[@sionroberts4344]

Andrew Parsons Yeah, but my favourite has to be 'Tramps Like Us'

[@theawesomeleprechaun]

Sion Roberts i've got a pony on liverpool

[@TheBW309]

Now knowing that a hat trick is making 3 goals, I fully understand how deep the pun goes.

[@NagencaTV]

Brandon Williams Jesus.

[@jordynlatham6483]

You really dont get out much do you...

[@0_uch]

I love you for your ignorance

[@postmanpat937]

Facepalm

[@marcusstrout]

"Yes, Strout!" 6:29 - Alsmiffy I knew they'd recognize me one day.

[@greyforge27]

*ball gets near the goal* Alsmiffy: "Ooh that's interesting.. That's interesting! THAT'S FUCKING INTERESTING!"

[@djspainzor]

I can't wait until they figure out that they can fly with those boosters!

[@xyz-yg4vr]

Ross seems to be gradually getting the right idea though

[@wencosa]

Daniel Spain I would be happy if they atleast used the flip forwards to be faster and not just drive around like PRICKS ! :D

[@KarlMonsos]

Daniel Spain Smith did a bit right at the end...

[@archiebogle348]

Rip Salmon Boi. He died in The Burns Ward at 1:09 am. MXGI and Own Goal Hornby stood with him as he made his last breaths. They were insulting him the whole time. Rip in Peace

[@IAmRileyMan326]

"You either get shit like a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a nerd." -Alex Smith of Hat Films Got it. Put that shit on a t-shirt.

[@Enyrm]

Beautiful new opening sequence, 10/10 gj

[@instagamrr]

After watching so much Rocket League I finally tried playing it myself. It's so much harder than it seems, I suck at it lol

[@struangow6095]

Ikr

[@Emerico88888888]

Instagamrr - Road to 20K! that's why it's fun. you need to tame the beast :) nobody started good, just play and it will come. (of course if you enjoy it)

[@instagamrr]

Imre Nádudvari Haha I end up gripping the controller so hard I tire myself out :o

[@instagamrr]

nikeeweston Beginner's luck? Sadly I didn't even have any of that! Haha I've sucked from the start. I really had no idea the game would be that difficult xD It looked like it was just fun driving around hitting the ball. I still can't master how the directions reverse when you drive up the wall. It's awful haha

[@DapperDanLovesYou]

Ross follows the ball too much, and not where the ball is *going to be.*

[@Redheisenberg]

Ross is the weak link of the team. They should drop him honestly

[@ZeroDecibal]

***** I feel like Ross is the worst at all videogames, but somehow he has more points then Smiffy every time.

[@charliekay6952]

Maybe they aren't as tryhard as you

[@mikemeyers8279]

Charlie Kay ikr...lotta ross haters here

[@mikemeyers8279]

***** ohh, my bad...

[@Gonk75]

At 19:03 Ross pushes the mic button right at the time he says "you need a piss do you?" I wonder how the other team reacted to that

[@PierceArner]

I think that the members of *Hat Trick United* all need some variety of fish-based nicknames, but as I can't think of one for Alex Smith's fish name, I think we need some creative suggestions: • *Trott:* Salmon • *Ross:* Flounder (14:55-15:02) • *Smith:* ??? (Also, that _"OOO! FUCKING WHAT"_ by Ross at 20:42 with absolutely no other audio is amazing).

[@DragonGearCat]

Pierce Arner Definitely "Clown Fish" for Smith

[@PierceArner]

Hahaha, I could get behind that, *****

[@xMissElizaRose]

How about a SaltWater guppie, because he's so salty :P

[@Portalmasterio]

+Christina Em More like blowfish.

[@mr_shade]

Pierce Arner haha but Trott has two fish nicknames. salmon boy and trout

[@alexander.m96]

no ones using double jump. its so helpful when the ball bounces slightly higher than your single jump

[@seahawk124]

#PrayForTrott #SalmonBoy

[@Phagocytosis]

seahawk124 #SalmonBoi

[@alexwiltse4720]

+seahawk124 #cashfortherash

[@mahdikhan5615]

"THEY ARE GOIGN HOME IN A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!" -Smith 2015

[@reecewouters1445]

Grey Aggron YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A CASKET MATE!

[@mahdikhan5615]

YOUR GOING HOME IN A WHEELCHAIR, AND EMERGANCY HELICOPTER M8!

[@reecewouters1445]

Grey Aggron YOU'RE GOING HOME WITH SKINK IN YOUR MOUTH!

[@mahdikhan5615]

Can we stop now im tired of typing :P

[@mahdikhan5615]

SHUT UP MATE THE AMBULANCE I HERE I CAN'T HEAR WHATS GOING ON MY COMPUTER IS GOING TO CRASH AHHHSAHFLKUHALUFHQA

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

you guys should play against team Europe (Sips & Sjin) sometime ;)

[@akraken9057]

Yesidoplaytheguitar they need to bring in turps to get 3v3

[@LeNunanYT]

Joe C. Well you say 3v3, but does Smiffy count?

[@rubenlentz7218]

Joe C. To be honest Team Europe would win even in 2v3 :D

[@PierceArner]

Joe C. Turps would be perfect, because then it'd be a S.S.H.A.T.T. tournament between Team Europe & Hat Trick United.

[@xxxadamsneathyxxx]

Ruben Lentz Doubt it mate

[@VideoSage]

Hrm, I think Ross accidentally found a good name for himself in this. If Trott is the Salmon, Ross should be deemed, the Flounder.

[@aartyful]

I love you guys! talking about all teamwork but 90% of the game is stealing goals and bumping each other. but you're really good love it hahah😂

[@MrMaz233]

6:53 nice little Line from Reuben said by smith :) (great band)

[@Max-dn3eh]

I'm so glad this is a series now

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

I love the top hat on Trotts car XD

[@LewisFanzan]

"That's the problem with trott, he always tries to walk it in" that IT crowd reference made my day

[@limeyz0815]

You know what I'd really like to see? Hat Films go skiing!

[@MrSpannners]

i like how Smith is telling Trott he is bad, all the while he is going strong with his minimal game impact (mgi)

[@derekharvey882]

that amazing unintentional harmonization at 8:45

[@liquidsoap89]

I love the random bursts of seemingly random voice chatting Ross kept doing.

[@gyrhan]

Wow, their mini rendition of popcorn was amazing! I love that song! Song of my childhood. :3

[@jeztime147]

They were talking about Weta workshops! :D ( A newzealand special effects company, that did work on Lord of the rings, The hobbit, and even some on ironman, and various other movies :D

[@paigearsenault5456]

I feel like a lot of their Rocket League terms correspond with shit "floater" "trickler" "screamer" and I suppose "mixer" could be in there as well if you have enough imagination

[@SKFilmsUK]

Your intros are just amazing...including the animations

[@Rogal168]

i lol'd at the noises ross was making 17:04

[@colebotman]

Now you should do a cooking segment vlog in which you get overly excited about adding each ingredient. ITS IN THE FUCKING MIXER

[@DarkenRahl]

Ross, the thing about momentum is that it is partly based on your velocity and the thing about velocity is that you kinda need to be moving for it to be a thing, so stop using them breaks yeah?, there are no speed limits, nor any traffic lights, hell there isnt even any bike lanes to worry about, so keep moving :P

[@sprawnclarke1708]

The harmony when they went whoaaaaaaa!

[@michaels4812]

Best Rocket League episode yet!

[@eliottdelsart5389]

Keep doing these rocket league videos, so funny and awesome to watch :D nice intro too btw :)

[@Gruntwill]

Loved that it crowd reference

[@DoodleMonsterRocks]

It seems Ross' case of dog vision is getting worse. It's affecting his abilities to speak.

[@dude21800]

7:56 what cars in GTA sound like (Ross)

[@annaj8968]

The MLG horn sounds make the goals 100x better :3

[@mattd6931]

I'm sorry, this is two games in a row where a hat trick was not achieved... your club name is at risk now. Pick up the game Salmon Boy!

[@ladon4287]

Ross has really taken hold of that MGI role that Smith vacated.

[@blobberooni]

YES the IT crowd reference had me geeking

[@ProbablyBlango]

"Yeah I saw it with my eyes" Squint-pai has finally noticed something.

[@maryqwe234]

I love the new opening!!

[@akraken9057]

loving the intro

[@jason99047]

Need you lads to hit 1Million already

[@joetwodogs]

Goal and assist of the season! 9:17

[@boptics643]

I'm going back to these after getting into playing rocket league heavily and seeing the default camera settings is sickening lmao

[@caelan999]

"Maybe I've been looking at babies too much" ~ Alex Smith 2015 #quoteporn

[@pbnhoney9901]

Never have I seen someone get as hyped as Ross "God damn" Hornby

[@thejonazzzzz]

Yeah! His Own intro!

[@BelligerentSky]

Go to 6:50 to listen to the hit song "Throwing a Petrol Bomb Into a Really Busy Crowd." By Mixmaster Smiffy

[@rossmik6233]

The sound Ross made at 17:02 though..xD

[@123eldest]

11:41 Tom playing Moonbase Alpha? Somehow i'm not surprised.

[@flyhighpizzapie]

Looks like Trott's got.... MIXER-MATOSIS!

[@flyhighpizzapie]

Morten Holland Better get your gutting knife then, boy. >:)

[@Jackonian]

I'm pretty sure Trott perpetrated some kind of Black Magic ritual to secretly leech Rocket League skill from Ross and Smith

[@JohnnyFerno]

I wish that I had as much energy as these guys O.o

[@magoichi75]

Now we just have to figure out how to tie in the Hand of Truth/Justice into this somehow >_>...

[@JamFunkTV]

I usually just watch KZbin videos with an expressionless face, and occasionally smile, but this video had me chuckling like a midget who was having his bollocks ticketed with a feather

[@TheElectroWookie]

loving the IT crowd reference

[@TheSJC]

I couldn't get a home ticket for these guys so I had to sit in The Burns Ward. Smiff played well, 40 fucking points!

[@pollertry4003]

These are all so fucking quotable, it's amazing.

[@Fren160]

If you're on the opposite side of the field you can do the flip boost (double tap A on a 360 controller) to get across the field faster :D

[@raven-gq5st]

3:30 ish Ross: "I'm feeling anger I've never had before!" Smith: "I get that all the time!!!" How does that work?????

[@ItsBenji90]

If you play against Hat-Trick United the silence is occasionally broken with Ross saying random words over VOIP :P

[@niklassonnenschein]

9:18 I just found the best ringtone

[@pixalatedsongbird8725]

And Hat Trick United wins again! It's a glorious victory here today for the boys ending on a beautiful 3-1. Hope the other team enjoys their time in the Burns Ward #prayfortrott

[@vwtrghldifuhert9865]

0:21 How do they know that a goal is a screamer?

[@fanis1414]

18:15 That Ross breakdown XD #wtfeuleas

[@junglesvend]

You gotta love how angrily English they become when playing Rocket League

[@_Trash_Goblin]

I can't help but cheer them on... Jayzus feck, what have you done to me?

[@Mattyhaz123]

Hat-trick united : Trott "Salmon Boy" Scrott Ross "Rocket Man" Hornby Al "Mad Preacher" Smiffy

[@ollypowell-gill8406]

Finally a Rocket League Intro!!!

[@alexandersze49]

GOD, THAT ALSMITHY SAVE THOUGH!!!

[@bashfulcarrot4015]

yo whats the song they start singing at 21:49 ??

[@norijlesforever]

Ross has the slash logo XD the top hat with yellow smiley face

[@VendyVendy]

Awesome new intro, guys!

[@SweBadSanta]

They're such a good team x)

[@journee_rae]

aw yeah, i knew it was only a matter of time until they sorted out a rocket league intro.

[@htasul]

Things observed in this video 1) its not longer havin a bash 2) trott in the thumbnail tho 3) they need to versus against team europe + turps

[@jtsk8summerhill]

"we won 3 in a row!", no Trott won 3 in a row

[@SkidMcmarxx]

Their teamwork could be better though. Not all fly to the ball but trust eachother and be in the place they should be when a team mate has the ball.

[@TheJebediah42]

Ross has horrendous boost management. There are quite a few times where he goes right next to the 100 boost while at like 11 boost and doesn't pick it up.

[@Kodiakplaysgames]

Still waiting for the front flip meta to show its head, either that or a simple double jump from Ross.

[@cooperwey]

The official sport of stunt lads!!

[@ZombieMurdock667]

I BELIEVE IN TROTT!

[@codl0ve]

When is the yogscast tournament?

[@mhgscrubadub9917]

Is it just me or is trott just always good at driving games

[@Chido_Agent]

I'll get it in your mixer OOOOHHH FILTHY!

[@FarronTheDeuce]

Less flounder, more salmon!

[@VegaKnightDream]

Watching you guys in an attempt to calm down before I get my A-level results! aghhh, let the hand of truth be with me.

[@VegaKnightDream]

Emma Landy Update, I got into Hull (my firm choice) to study English literature and Drama! :)

[@archiebogle348]

Nice intro m8s, very cool m8s

[@Lady_Corwin]

So this is becoming a series of its own now? We going to have intrigue, politics, economics, and Trott joining an illegal Rocket ring?

[@kingofedsSRL]

A little late to this vid guys, but I promised I would keep stats for each video: Hat Trick United (14-8): Trott - 31 Goals, 14 Assists, 10 Saves, 44 Shots on Goal (5 Own Goals) Smith - 24 Goals, 11 Assists, 10 Saves, 35 Shots on Goal (0 Own Goals) Ross - 23 Goals, 22 Assists, 7 Saves, 44 Shots on Goal (3 Own Goals)

[@weisser95]

A dedicated intro animation? Must be getting serious