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@thecreatoritself
@thecreatoritself 3 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying that how accurate this is.
@furryking8723
@furryking8723 3 жыл бұрын
yah thats why i pirated them LOL, fuck rockstar
@MrCoolBossMan-cum
@MrCoolBossMan-cum 3 жыл бұрын
@@furryking8723 lmao
@a6pukoc113
@a6pukoc113 3 жыл бұрын
@@furryking8723 honestly, I would not even pirate those Defective Editions
@danijunior4169
@danijunior4169 3 жыл бұрын
Sent this to rockstar and take two, they will appreciate their fan later
@TobyTheTroll
@TobyTheTroll 3 жыл бұрын
@@danijunior4169 virgin
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll take two missing textures, a missing texture with clipping, a mission marker with no executable, a missing song, two disfigured bodies, one on a bike, and a large frame drop.
@kvdrr
@kvdrr 3 жыл бұрын
i think you meant to say "a mission marker with missing trigger" Yours truly, Random Pedantic Loser
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvdrr You would be correct.
@rustyesh
@rustyesh 3 жыл бұрын
LOL Now this original and funny comment 😂😂
@larryhoover2541
@larryhoover2541 3 жыл бұрын
That'll be $79.99 CAD, thanks
@joshuaxiong8377
@joshuaxiong8377 3 жыл бұрын
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte in frames
@OS9N9D
@OS9N9D 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: I got caught up in the money, the power... I don't give a shit.
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 3 жыл бұрын
And then Strauss Zelnick and Tik-Two show up to reveal they're the villains.
@ErickRicardo
@ErickRicardo 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: _When I'm gone everybody will remember my name Rocks...Ohh.._
@muhammadazim3374
@muhammadazim3374 3 жыл бұрын
@@ErickRicardo Rockstar Fan : Damn..... What a waste
@SuperOwned12
@SuperOwned12 3 жыл бұрын
“When I’m gone, everyone will remember my name. Rockstarrr ughh”
@mxr_johnson
@mxr_johnson 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MyNameIsOzymandias
@MyNameIsOzymandias 3 жыл бұрын
"One more big score, and we got enough money to leave!" - Rockstar Games
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear pz
@nossta5242
@nossta5242 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku "long brain" the fuck?
@thearbiter2701
@thearbiter2701 3 жыл бұрын
@@nossta5242 he's begging for subs and/or likes
@RSAgility
@RSAgility 3 жыл бұрын
"Not another goddamn 'remaster!'..."
@A_Turner
@A_Turner 3 жыл бұрын
WE JUST NEED MONEEHHHHH Have some god damn FAITH!
@Robbi_
@Robbi_ 3 жыл бұрын
Pc players: "That was my money rockstar, MY MONEY!!"
@chibiromano5631
@chibiromano5631 3 жыл бұрын
PC has mods tho. We've been playing the true-remastered version w / no glitch version years ago and without losing billie jean in the radio stations. So it's more like ; Rockstar Execs: "That mod-upgrade was my money PC gamers, MY MONEY!!"
@fikkitchen
@fikkitchen 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, piracy just feels so good...
@shonthacreator6146
@shonthacreator6146 3 жыл бұрын
@@chibiromano5631 Yeah.... but it's hard to optimize them and requires atleast 6 hours of work to do
@richardchristian5885
@richardchristian5885 3 жыл бұрын
At least it wasnt released on Steam. Imagine how many people just want to show their friends on release day "X is now playing Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition"
@OS9N9D
@OS9N9D 3 жыл бұрын
You have 3 choices: Buy the Definitive Trilogy Pirate the Definitive Trilogy Or pirate the original GTA's and slap some mods on it
@tardarsauce1842
@tardarsauce1842 3 жыл бұрын
Pc players: Hey, that's my paper man. That's money Rockstar: *This is DRUG money*
@devvu20
@devvu20 3 жыл бұрын
This is OUR money (now)
@Bestgameplayer10
@Bestgameplayer10 3 жыл бұрын
*After playing the remaster or not playing it at all* PC Players: Give my money, man. :/ Rockstar: Hey, don’t worry about it. We’ll rerelease the game later.
@GetToHellOut
@GetToHellOut 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bestgameplayer10 more like:"Hey, don't worry about it. We'll patch the game later".
@ryze1906
@ryze1906 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@z3ronotfund939
@z3ronotfund939 3 жыл бұрын
my
@TheGhostOfRave
@TheGhostOfRave 3 жыл бұрын
Its even more sad when you can even see the controversial Hot Coffee code for San Andreas on the Remaster too. They didn't even bother with these games
@saint-
@saint- 3 жыл бұрын
The code for Hot Coffee has been in every version of the game, the animations and models just don’t work in later re-releases.
@franktenpenny1556
@franktenpenny1556 3 жыл бұрын
They just edited the textures and added weapon wheel
@SnrubSource
@SnrubSource 3 жыл бұрын
@@franktenpenny1556 Yep, and they even half-assed their promise of "GTA 5 shooting controls". Vehicle shooting is barely any different, it still has no free aim.
@osteazo
@osteazo 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnrubSource what’s even more funnier is that there was a cheat code for better vehicle aiming which means it was coded in and they still didn’t add it 😂
@xxafthabxx9346
@xxafthabxx9346 3 жыл бұрын
They just copy pasted the game code
@scythez4296
@scythez4296 3 жыл бұрын
I applaud rockstar for seeing into the future in this mission because back then we thought this made no sense
@MrWaifuTaker
@MrWaifuTaker 3 жыл бұрын
GTA Fanbase: "Shit, Rockstar! Greed makin' you sell us out?!"
@dfEllis
@dfEllis 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "Thanks for the money, sucka!"
@StinCrucing
@StinCrucing 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "no my fan.. i sold you out.. i sold YOU out!" "Real games are upstairs in the safe"
@CrimsonBladezz
@CrimsonBladezz 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar- I made it to the top I can't be touched fuck.the whole world and the fans
@voyager2230
@voyager2230 3 жыл бұрын
@@StinCrucing more like "I didn't sold us out , I was only sold you all"
@biggie2chainz
@biggie2chainz 3 жыл бұрын
this all you givin’ me?
@Mister_BIack
@Mister_BIack 3 жыл бұрын
Sweet: GTA III is burried over there. Vice City is burried over there. And San Andreas over there. Shit's fucked up! Everything!
@God_Is_An_Atheist
@God_Is_An_Atheist 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@streamtrollmike5348
@streamtrollmike5348 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody ai upscales first, then asks questions second.
@GestapoHamster
@GestapoHamster 3 жыл бұрын
fuck sweet
@Rihtainshtain
@Rihtainshtain 3 жыл бұрын
XD nice
@the_amiga
@the_amiga 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody releases the game first, then ask questions second.
@Maximus20778
@Maximus20778 3 жыл бұрын
They predicted they're own fate 19 yrs lmao
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 жыл бұрын
@Joel Radhakrishnan I don't know why you did it, but it was eggcellent
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 3 жыл бұрын
Big Smoke is now the embodiment of Rockstar
@akshaypendyala
@akshaypendyala 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought of it that way!
@thangdamminh6338
@thangdamminh6338 3 жыл бұрын
Whole entire GTA series is now a parody of themselves lmao
@SardonicJosh
@SardonicJosh 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesalt8230 egg-reed.
@guyx369
@guyx369 3 жыл бұрын
"Kill the dealer..."
@BQQB5
@BQQB5 3 жыл бұрын
Soon
@ntr3xll160
@ntr3xll160 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh everyone in the GTA fanbase just link up one day to raid Rockstar North HQ. Just watch 😂
@nike2136
@nike2136 2 жыл бұрын
Kill the the rockstar and collect his 60 bucks
@Harun-cd6jz
@Harun-cd6jz 3 жыл бұрын
The irony is that the game is about heists and thefts and they robbed the fans. We shall call them "Robstar Games" for now on.
@smerfdzikus2334
@smerfdzikus2334 3 жыл бұрын
100% accurate for PC players. Rockstar is also like Lance: This is Vice City, this is business!
@Gyrbae
@Gyrbae 3 жыл бұрын
You sold us out...
@BusinessMan1619
@BusinessMan1619 3 жыл бұрын
3 days and they haven't even communicated properly or professionally.
@fahimabdul8733
@fahimabdul8733 3 жыл бұрын
c0ckstar: No fans... i sold You guys out! (PC players) i SOLD you guys out!
@davidmg00
@davidmg00 3 жыл бұрын
For everyone
@malevolentia28
@malevolentia28 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmg00 well, at least people can buy and play on the other platforms
@plugzly-x613
@plugzly-x613 3 жыл бұрын
"no one to cover your wallets now eh gamers!?" "you're going down you backstabbing prick!" "OH YOU THINK SO!?"
@experienceguru7098
@experienceguru7098 3 жыл бұрын
"I need that money" -Bully maguire
@zongranger6636
@zongranger6636 3 жыл бұрын
"I missed the part where thats my problem"
@thebatman4279
@thebatman4279 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar, sitting in a bathtub full of $100 notes: "Stings, doesn't it? 😏"
@tarnishedpose
@tarnishedpose 3 жыл бұрын
"You'll get your games when you fill this damn bag!"
@MAL9000.
@MAL9000. 3 жыл бұрын
San Andreas, masterpiece, it was at least before grove street games fucked everything up
@the_amiga
@the_amiga 3 жыл бұрын
They f*cked up San Andreas before as well. Remember how good was the 10th anniversary remaster? Well I don't...
@aog1747
@aog1747 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_amiga atleast nothing was taken out in that one
@the_amiga
@the_amiga 3 жыл бұрын
@@aog1747 yeah, that's true
@BensCastBen
@BensCastBen 3 жыл бұрын
@Nerevar but they aren't rockstar . . grove street games refers to a real life place called Grove Street in Gainesville which is where their studio is based . . grove street games isn't part of rockstar, rockstar hires them to do mobile ports of their games and decided that they'd hire them to do the definitive edition [it is still rockstar's fault that the game turned out like it did because they decided to hire GSG but they're not the same company since grove street games makes their own games and does mobile ports for other companies too]
@abelpower
@abelpower 3 жыл бұрын
New mission: Destroy Rockstar games and take the money back
@NikoSaga
@NikoSaga 3 жыл бұрын
Already did. Now it's your time soldier.
@ARockyRock
@ARockyRock 3 жыл бұрын
September 21st, 2022, we raid rockstar HQ. Be there.
@Skeletty1710
@Skeletty1710 3 жыл бұрын
I sense much hate in you. Never embrace to the dark side.
@peckneck2439
@peckneck2439 3 жыл бұрын
Sells you their game for 60 bucks removes it from your Rockstar Launcher without giving you a refund refuses to elaborate further leaves
@rated_memeface1011
@rated_memeface1011 3 жыл бұрын
So Accurate
@Sizifus
@Sizifus 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: "WHERE'S MUH MONEY!" "You'll get your money when you fix THIS DAMN GAME!"
@kz_dylan7937
@kz_dylan7937 3 жыл бұрын
@D_ans yeah every fuckin game have bugs
@mactepcnopta
@mactepcnopta 3 жыл бұрын
They'll get my money when they make a new fucking game
@StinCrucing
@StinCrucing 3 жыл бұрын
Fans: give us a good game! Rockstar: I missed the part where that's my problem..
@Skeletty1710
@Skeletty1710 3 жыл бұрын
Spider-Man 3 reference, damn it took me too long to remember...
@Roderickthegray
@Roderickthegray 3 жыл бұрын
“You better not be messing with me Rockstar, because you KNOW I’m not a man to be screwed with!”
@kiroxdem5703
@kiroxdem5703 3 жыл бұрын
"It's terrifying how accurate this is." "100% accurate for PC players." "Kill the dealer and get the drugs!"
@islamicjoker5127
@islamicjoker5127 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the scene I thought of when this was revealed to be the cash-grab trash it was.
@coltgun876
@coltgun876 3 жыл бұрын
@@dilkush_21 Ok I won't. I wasn't gonna fucking do it anyway
@CC-zz7kk
@CC-zz7kk 3 жыл бұрын
Rs: "Sorry guys, this is business" PC Players: "You sold us out...." Rs: "No, we sold YOU out... Real game will be taken after pre-order"
@smerfdzikus2334
@smerfdzikus2334 3 жыл бұрын
Players, what was the big plan? You think i'd just let you play the games you bought, get a better reputation and make gta 6?? Rockstar: I just wanted to piss you off before release of gta expanded and enhanced.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
My name: AxxL My job: Superstar I like: Handsome girls I have: 2 handsome girlfriends My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends Your name: gla
@pizzaking699
@pizzaking699 2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bro no one cares
@beavis4763
@beavis4763 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar is a shell of it's former self.
@ashkash8686
@ashkash8686 3 жыл бұрын
Just like every other company that shovels shit in our faces these days
@supanixta
@supanixta 3 жыл бұрын
That's 'cause a couple of the directors who made all those good rockstar games left after RDR2.
@egg-iu3fe
@egg-iu3fe 3 жыл бұрын
and suckers still continue to buy from him
@TMB0106
@TMB0106 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this This is so damn accurate and funny.
@bu2369
@bu2369 3 жыл бұрын
My brother !
@spadita
@spadita 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed, that's rockstar these days..
@Hossam_Alahlawy
@Hossam_Alahlawy 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar isn't the problem but T2 interactive forces Rockstar to do this because it cares about making quick money And also Don't worry about the quality of the game, Rockstar is planned to have the price of a gta trolgy remaster 40 $ But stingy T2 interactive makes the quality of the gameplay bad
@theunhingedgamer3762
@theunhingedgamer3762 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hossam_Alahlawy quit blaming T2 because even if Rockstar broke off from them they'd still do this regardless Bungie did it with Destiny 2 when they broke off from Activision and look where that's gotten them so quit defending Rockstar and making bogus claims that things would be different if they broke off because newsflash *it won't make a difference at all*
@gtwist8065
@gtwist8065 3 жыл бұрын
@@theunhingedgamer3762 Yeah, since Leslie and Dan left you know everything is going downhill regardless of Take Two's existence. Now cockstar still owns GTA and that ain't gonna change, GTA will die if the company still does shit like this, but it's glorious history will never be forgotten. We gotta see if Everywhere will be our salvation for our craving of open world games, even if it looks like a really experimental one.
@jesalt8230
@jesalt8230 3 жыл бұрын
@@gtwist8065 Everywhere? What's that game?
@gtwist8065
@gtwist8065 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesalt8230 Leslie Benzies is directing that upcoming game, an open world game. People are kinda comparing it to sims, but It's fairly different.
@liminalb1rds158
@liminalb1rds158 3 жыл бұрын
They literally foreshadowed their own downfall
@lucasfrost8093
@lucasfrost8093 3 жыл бұрын
"Kill the dealer and collect the drops" *Me : Kills Rockstar and collects GTA trilogy definitive edition*
@mile9314
@mile9314 3 жыл бұрын
dont touch that shit, its toxic
@luukdevoogd1071
@luukdevoogd1071 3 жыл бұрын
@@mile9314 Just like drugs, but unlike the definitive edition, people actually enjoy that stuff!
@amirpourghoureiyan1637
@amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 жыл бұрын
*Collects the originals taken from us
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 3 жыл бұрын
“Kill Rockstar and get the refund!”
@shaider1982
@shaider1982 3 жыл бұрын
@@luukdevoogd1071 hope someone mods the hell out of it to make it playable.
@nuggmceg7031
@nuggmceg7031 3 жыл бұрын
I remember like 6 years ago when I started playing vice city again, when this cutscene occurred he crashed right into the car in front of him and just died out of nowhere and I will never laugh that hard at something ever again
@ryderkkkj
@ryderkkkj 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Rockstar Games is guilty of leaving the Remaster in the hands of Grove Street Games, this is a nightmare.
@blakejames9743
@blakejames9743 3 жыл бұрын
Well no wonder its terrible, the studios name is based off of a defunct street gang that couldn't survive.
@user-k5y8l
@user-k5y8l 3 жыл бұрын
aka war drum studios who made gta sa remastered
@aribantala
@aribantala 3 жыл бұрын
That mission objective... "Kill the dealer and get the drugs" is the cherry on top of the meme
@ineedmymodfixed
@ineedmymodfixed 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs to submit a ticket for a refund. It's unacceptable the conditions the games came out in, and players need to unite and send a message. It's absolutely a cash grab.
@theunhingedgamer3762
@theunhingedgamer3762 3 жыл бұрын
get over yourself the whole industry is made off of cash grab and nothing you or anyone else does will change a thing
@aesthetic3355
@aesthetic3355 3 жыл бұрын
@@theunhingedgamer3762 Wtf are you ok?
@Michael45007
@Michael45007 3 жыл бұрын
@@theunhingedgamer3762 Money changes people's behaviors. You absolutely can make a change by uniting, getting the refunds or refusing to buy the game.
@bipstymcbipste5641
@bipstymcbipste5641 3 жыл бұрын
@@theunhingedgamer3762 If it stopped making them money, they'll at least make an attempt to earn it
@BiggerR10
@BiggerR10 3 жыл бұрын
@@bipstymcbipste5641 but thats never going to happen, because buy it anyway.
@weedandwater
@weedandwater 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: Sorry, gamer. I’m an ambitious developer and you…you’re just small time.
@Yajeeb
@Yajeeb 3 жыл бұрын
This video needs to be trending at #1 Beautiful, just beautiful accuracy
@LiterallyJacob
@LiterallyJacob 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: Thanks for the money sucker! People: This is drug money!
@OMGLOL381
@OMGLOL381 3 жыл бұрын
Why would they spend millions on developing a new game when idiots will keep buying shark cards and pay for re-releases of older games.
@meowyahh
@meowyahh 3 жыл бұрын
exaaactly!
@NikoSaga
@NikoSaga 3 жыл бұрын
It's a real shame, I hope there will be as many as possible refunds so that r$ knows that they shouldn't fuck like that with us, and see that big chunk of money that was just floating in front of their noses until it got back to our pockets!
@Theoss-sl1fk
@Theoss-sl1fk 2 жыл бұрын
The only people who wanna buy that are the new players
@Theoss-sl1fk
@Theoss-sl1fk 2 жыл бұрын
Also they made RDR2, a masterpiece, so I can't really blame them for not making a new game in a long time
@NikoSaga
@NikoSaga 2 жыл бұрын
@@Theoss-sl1fk True but it`s been now 3 years since it came out. Plus as of how much money they make, they could make another branch to develop two games at the same time
@MashifyLV
@MashifyLV 3 жыл бұрын
Game developers/publishers are really making some strong arguments for piracy nowadays...
@yourlocalchloesimp
@yourlocalchloesimp 3 жыл бұрын
"You took 60 bucks from me, Rockstar, and now I'm gonna make you pay!"
@Andrebrazi
@Andrebrazi 3 жыл бұрын
"You still don't get it do you! I OWN you customer. Those 60 bucks were mine to spend!"
@yourlocalchloesimp
@yourlocalchloesimp 3 жыл бұрын
@@Andrebrazi "Get em, boys! He never understood a thing."
@idunno4694
@idunno4694 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalchloesimp 🤣🤣 get him boys noice
@khebre6032
@khebre6032 2 жыл бұрын
@@idunno4694 more like "Get him fanboys He never understood a thing"
@Oscar_the_fascist_slayer
@Oscar_the_fascist_slayer 3 жыл бұрын
They got caught up in the money, and the power.
@fsvideos-rc
@fsvideos-rc 3 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for the drugs, here is your money" Said no GTA NPC ever.
@ErDoc595
@ErDoc595 3 жыл бұрын
it's funny because it's true
@TheWtfareyoulooking
@TheWtfareyoulooking 3 жыл бұрын
I mean no shit that's why it's funny.
@hieunguyenrileygekko
@hieunguyenrileygekko 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar when they release GTA V on PS6: -Im here for muneh, MUNEH ...
@snehjadhav9137
@snehjadhav9137 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I'd just activate the cheat "big bang" and end that mission in 2 secs lmao. Good times
@konarider26
@konarider26 3 жыл бұрын
And if you enter this cheat code a number of times, the eventual explosion power is accumulated based on how many times you activated it. I tried using it 10-20 times back in the day, and those cars would take off like rockets
@commie_remover
@commie_remover 3 жыл бұрын
@@konarider26 just type the cheat in the menu and cars will fall from the sky.
@RisingJake
@RisingJake 3 жыл бұрын
There was 1/4 of a second between the offer and him running away, which is exactly how long it takes Rockstar to fuck you over.
@nosoyporta
@nosoyporta 3 жыл бұрын
The gaming community is cold dog, like it says the book we are blessed and cursed
@seamusshack
@seamusshack 3 жыл бұрын
*WHAT f*ckin bOOk??!*
@DarkHungarian
@DarkHungarian 2 жыл бұрын
Rockstar: Thats my money player, MY MONEY
@callumkenny9531
@callumkenny9531 3 жыл бұрын
London accent: "Lookin' for su'thin speshol?" American Accent: "I got what you need. Thanks for the money sucka"
@lefez9015
@lefez9015 3 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one that noticed.
@Cacowninja
@Cacowninja 3 жыл бұрын
The accent is a scam too.
@jesusa.9357
@jesusa.9357 3 жыл бұрын
Ciberpunk 2077 + GTA trilogy Edition = GTA 6 at 2077
@Berserkerenergy
@Berserkerenergy 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar did a Lance Vance Dance move to the PC Players.
@lukky6648
@lukky6648 3 жыл бұрын
This implies that the fans then track the company down and murder everyone there.
@saint-
@saint- 3 жыл бұрын
No comment
@Phantom5611
@Phantom5611 3 жыл бұрын
It especially saddens me when it's Rockstar we are talking about. They are capable of making amazing games, but they are just lazy bastards and have become greedy as hell. Trying to make maximum profit with as little effort as possible. The fact that they outsourced their legendary titles to a fucking mobile game studio to be remastered instead of doing it themselves is crystal clear to me that they are no longer the same game studio they used to be. I cannot believe this is the same studio that made RDR2 just 4 years prior.
@Lysergic_
@Lysergic_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol bro they've been like this since GTA 4 at the least. They haven't changed a bit
@Bug_Bait
@Bug_Bait 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed the changes happen once they fired Leslie
@kapitan7357
@kapitan7357 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar and Naughty Dog have both become the new EA.
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 3 жыл бұрын
Dan Houser and Leslie Benzie sure left when things were going back at Rockstar.
@outlawjunkiepanda2058
@outlawjunkiepanda2058 3 жыл бұрын
@@kapitan7357 really? Naughty Dog? How so?
@HilarityBribo
@HilarityBribo 3 жыл бұрын
This is how exactly how it felt when Rockstar released State Of Emergency.
@Kerm88
@Kerm88 3 жыл бұрын
“They don’t make games like they used to, man...” The games:
@CRMSNEXCLBR
@CRMSNEXCLBR 2 жыл бұрын
The only reason I replay any of these rockstar games is so I can listen to the radio. Vice City had the best Soundtracks on the Radio, especially Laura Brannigans Self Control.
@saint-
@saint- 2 жыл бұрын
Same tbh. I could always use Spotify instead but hearing it in VC hits different.
@MBeats27
@MBeats27 3 жыл бұрын
I used to hate this mission who would have known what would happen in the future to make me hate it even more
@gentleresonance
@gentleresonance 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing that a video like this was created just so it would get a small amount of buzz yet there’s nothing truly special about this lol
@saint-
@saint- 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you’re not wrong
@bjartmars8859
@bjartmars8859 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me two opposite emotions at the same time. R.I.P Rockstar.
@Astranoire
@Astranoire 3 жыл бұрын
Truly encapsulates this whole definitive trilogy situation
@richardchristian5885
@richardchristian5885 3 жыл бұрын
As long as people won't stop preordering games, it will never stop. And this will never happen.🤣
@rickyhyppa7960
@rickyhyppa7960 3 жыл бұрын
Im guilty. I preordered a digital game. It makes absolutely no sense. Preorders should be for limited physical release shit, like the Halo 3 Master Chief helmet. I am with stupid.
@TheShyShotaArcive
@TheShyShotaArcive 3 жыл бұрын
Me wishing Rockstar didn't bend me over like Candy Suxxx.
@eddyboicollins
@eddyboicollins 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar fans: You sold us out? Rockstar Games : No, I sold /YOU/ out.
@JohnDonovanYT
@JohnDonovanYT 3 жыл бұрын
Rock$tar Gome$: Ladies and gentlemen! This is a robbery!
@kyrussct
@kyrussct 3 жыл бұрын
This one piece of dialogue always lived in my head rent free ever since I played through Vice City 😂
@adamjohn2795
@adamjohn2795 3 жыл бұрын
"You took 60 dollars from me rockstar and know I'm gonna make you pay"
@Jermaine092
@Jermaine092 3 жыл бұрын
Very accurate and the dude riding off represents rockstar running away/not communicating
@sreerag_
@sreerag_ 3 жыл бұрын
I began rolling on the floor after listening. *Rockstar has been real quiet since this dropped* 💯% ACCURATE
@gustavofigueiredo1798
@gustavofigueiredo1798 3 жыл бұрын
*Defective Edition*
@axllaw427
@axllaw427 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you used the definitive gameplay instead of the original for this clip makes it even better
@TomorukiLV
@TomorukiLV 3 жыл бұрын
This has to go on every gamer's youtube front page
@seamusshack
@seamusshack 3 жыл бұрын
"Nothing brings down game ratings like a bad old fashioned remaster. Except a phishing attack of course, which might be going too far in our case."
@DC4260Productions
@DC4260Productions 3 жыл бұрын
An accurate portrayal indeed.
@siebte3622
@siebte3622 3 жыл бұрын
Max Payne: -Take2 please,don't make remake/remaster like this *PLEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEE*
@robertbinder7296
@robertbinder7296 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I feel right now. 😔
@Dexis5
@Dexis5 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought that I would request refund from Rockstar ...
@ntr3xll160
@ntr3xll160 3 жыл бұрын
As an 8 year old back in the day watching this scene, the way the dealer's voice dialogue always had me dying. I'm 24 now and this still cracks me up 😂
@nickzx1082
@nickzx1082 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao same🤣
@animusfollus5941
@animusfollus5941 3 жыл бұрын
As you can see here, Rockstar can’t hide it forever : kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5ycpGSQjL6eipI
@GyroGarrison
@GyroGarrison 3 жыл бұрын
Only difference is, Rockstar would send their lawyer to you.
@TheRealMattFromWiiSports
@TheRealMattFromWiiSports 3 жыл бұрын
It's been a few hours and when I think of this I still start laughing 😅
@junichinekrosama4789
@junichinekrosama4789 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar : " Sorry Gamers I'm an ambitious company and you? You are small time!"
@ruturajjadhav4801
@ruturajjadhav4801 3 жыл бұрын
GTA fans: I poke my head out of the gutter for one frekin second and rockstar shovels shit in my face
@mukul_4341
@mukul_4341 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 lmao
@originallymiruku
@originallymiruku 3 жыл бұрын
That guy: Rockstar Games Tommy: People who bought the game on pc The drugs: GTA Trilogy: The Definitive Edition (PC)
@fredox5495
@fredox5495 3 жыл бұрын
five minutes later: everyone hates them
@nikto7297
@nikto7297 3 жыл бұрын
"one step forward, two steps backwards"
@User223-w4q
@User223-w4q 3 жыл бұрын
They should have just made a bully defenitive edition or kept working on gta 6
@ScottThePisces
@ScottThePisces 3 жыл бұрын
Rockstar didn't even make this though, it was outsourced to another company.
@EdnovStormbrewer
@EdnovStormbrewer 3 жыл бұрын
They would've screwed that game up too then. Rockstar can't seem to make things right anymore
@OS9N9D
@OS9N9D 3 жыл бұрын
@VIPLightning There were rumors that Rockstar didn't actually made this definitive edition, they were made by Grove Street Games(Wardrum Studios) who made the GTA San Andreas anniversary which is very buggy and broken, they also didn't had a good past with Rockstar
@JonTheVGNerd
@JonTheVGNerd 3 жыл бұрын
@@OS9N9D Which begs the question; why did Rockstar Games hired the wrong dev with a name that's insulting to San Andreas instead of Rockstar North?
@pleasehold6077
@pleasehold6077 3 жыл бұрын
That's not the rock star that's the online games who takes money from us as V bucks, UC's, Diamonds,Gems etc.
@negx3933
@negx3933 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao even BioWare got their shit right with the ME Legendary Edition
@robert779
@robert779 3 жыл бұрын
“ I pop my head up for one second, and fate shovels GTA: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition in my face!”
@AAdams456
@AAdams456 3 жыл бұрын
lol I remember doing this mission, it's the one where you have to get 'love juice' or some type of drug for the love fist band. When the dealer drove off I smashed him off the bike at high speed and his body flew miles, I couldn't stop laughing
@yourfather8041
@yourfather8041 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair this describes the entire entertainment industry
@saint-
@saint- 3 жыл бұрын
True
@baitreview
@baitreview 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the neanderthal that pays 60 dollars for 20 years old games but full of bugs and slightly better lighting.
@thedarkforce9596
@thedarkforce9596 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the neanderthal Complaining about a video game on the Internet
@baitreview
@baitreview 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkforce9596 I'm a neanderthal with 60 more dollars than you and 30 less hours of wasted time
@armando3168
@armando3168 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkforce9596 Imagine paying 60 bucks instead of downloading them for free
@Bug_Bait
@Bug_Bait 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkforce9596 Afraid this isn't the 2000's anymore dude. Everyone does it.
@saint-
@saint- 3 жыл бұрын
I paid nothing actually, I got this through gameshare. The original trilogy is also not backward compatible.
@remaxxx
@remaxxx 3 жыл бұрын
Remember Max Payne 2: The fall of Max Payne? Well welcome to Rockstar Games 2021: The fall of Rockstar Games
@chrisjuckett2728
@chrisjuckett2728 3 жыл бұрын
So glad I waited a moment! I had to work all day Thursday, so I held off and was gonna purchase it that night. I saw the BS start to dribble in on Wed, and by Thursday night this full blown disaster had taken shape. I was gonna get it on PC too.
@JonnyMoto
@JonnyMoto 3 жыл бұрын
Same, waited for reviews bc I was skeptical on no gameplay. Still wanted to buy it but luckily RS game launcher wouldn't let me until I came to my senses.
@A-for-art
@A-for-art 3 жыл бұрын
" i think we're literally gonna make out like bandits on this "
@LonesomeDrifter1987
@LonesomeDrifter1987 3 жыл бұрын
So accurate about not only cockstar games, but modern game companies and corporations in general.
@thebest-lp8sj
@thebest-lp8sj 2 жыл бұрын
not naughty dog
@seamusshack
@seamusshack 3 жыл бұрын
Sam and Les after watching R* rn: I poke my head out of the gutter for one FREAKING second and fate shovels SHIT in their face.
@bkzach
@bkzach 3 жыл бұрын
All too real, they predicted this decades ago, at least we know it wasn't because of a lack of forethought
@ettel8358
@ettel8358 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they added voice clips from The Warriors into this to fit the meme, since the dealers in that say the same lines lol
@steveboi5482
@steveboi5482 3 жыл бұрын
This is accurate AF, and that's sad to say the least. The DE has really shown how lazy Rockstar is and that they look for ways to make a quick buck out of the fans that made them rich and famous, we've created a monster basically. Rockstar has A LOT of potential to make great games but they just don't give a s***. Although the new graphics look great, the atmosphere and look of the old games is, gone. The fog of GTA 3 is removed, making it look squeaky clean, the litter in the game's, newspapers and trash on the ground, all gone. I feel as if they just mashed it into the UE4 engine, they gave a remaster of a beloved series to a MOBILE GAME STUDIO!! Disappointed.
@jgunner94
@jgunner94 3 жыл бұрын
So for about 25 years they’ve delivered on pretty much every main release of theirs so how can you say they don’t give a shit and they have a lot of potential? The quality control here doesn’t make sense if Rockstar was really pushing to have this, the blame should go both on Take Two and Rockstar. What you mean the fog in GTA 3? I don’t remember fog in that standing out, fog in San Andreas stood out.
@steveboi5482
@steveboi5482 3 жыл бұрын
@@jgunner94 Rockstar doesn't care about quality a lot any more, and the fog and the gritty atmosphere of the other games Is gone, the rain effect is crippling and yes, the blame should go on both. Everything is perfect and squeaky clean in the remastered version, which imo isn't how it should look like (and there are a shit ton of bugs). Look at GTA ONLINE, Oppressor mk2s and 12 hear old griefers. Maybe I did take it too far in my rant and I agree with in some statements you mentioned, but it still doesn't excuse them fucking up a remaster of 3 great games, not play testing it and giving it to a mobile games studio. If you look from a building into the city in the remastered version, the map looks so small it's unreal.
@mjc0961
@mjc0961 3 жыл бұрын
@@jgunner94 "So for about 25 years they’ve delivered on pretty much every main release of theirs" Yeah, like GTA V for the PS3 and 360, GTA V for the PC, GTA V for the PS4 and Xbox One, GTA V for the PS5 and Xbox Series... How can you question that they don't give a shit? They clearly don't give a shit.
@jgunner94
@jgunner94 3 жыл бұрын
@@mjc0961 Are you questioning the game or how many platforms it’s on? It’s a great game and they obviously know what they’re doing cause without releasing on those platforms it wouldn’t become the best selling full priced game ever. Also do you how many players Gta Online has? It would be really dumb to just abandon that and keep players waiting for the next game, with that it can keep players satiated until their work on their big project is done like they did with RDR2.
@jgunner94
@jgunner94 3 жыл бұрын
@@steveboi5482 RDR2 is a work of art and was delayed 2-3 times so obviously they do care about the quality, they invest a lot in their games and don’t try to spend as little as possible too like Activision would do. Who says Rockstar give this to another team? Seems like something Take Two handled and Rockstar got on with their work that they’re doing, the condition it’s in doesn’t make sense if they were heavily involved.
@CeeJayFraser
@CeeJayFraser 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "All you had to do, was make a good game CJ!"
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