Zombie Survival Guide

Zombie Survival Guid by Chris Meyer
Thanks to George A. Romero for being such a great director of many awesome zombie movies.

[@jaromtoy7128]

XD This would be an amazing april fools joke; I get the feeling that most people thought that it was showing you how to prevent becoming a zombie or something like that, but it instead tells you how to survive as a zombie! This is genius. Well done!

[@f.b.irojas1294]

Barack obama, *sniff*, thank you for *sniff* offering me a *sniff* good life

[@DJL3G3ND]

Love it! It's like I always say, in a zombie apocalypse, why not just join the zombies, then you'll see how much easier it could be! Then again, it could be like a drug trip, making you really happy, or it could be like the Half Life zombies, humans that are still alive and suffering. (thanks for the hl sound effects btw!)

[@tinku4271]

They tell you how to survive a zombie, but they never tell you how to survive as a zombie.

[@lorensqsn]

2014 in Zombie Evolution WWZ: You can Run, Climb, and Dislike sick people

[@sckeletonlord6551]

I wannt a Muffin :p

[@sqocks8254]

Not to forget the amazing teamwork, you can use one an other as stair staps 😃

[@jazyu1831]

I want that wwz

[@UselessPolygon]

Climb, You Mean They Can Swarm

[@lorensqsn]

Cuphead SAVAGE19 ok

[@jennyaurelia9108]

*Sees this video* Me : Oh wow a zombie survival guide? Me : *Clicks video* Me : This is not i was looking for..

[@finhazel]

Jenny Aurelia *me too*

[@navigatingruby]

Jenny Aurelia *SAME*

[@someperson2703]

Same

[@brichu3206]

Jenny Aurelia so true😂

[@sebastianramirezvideos620]

Jenny Aurelia same

[@killmeplease9875]

All of these people like: “you lied to me this isn’t a zombie survival guide” like no it’s a survival guide for zombies.... or a zombie survival guide 🙄🙄

[@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275]

Zombie survival...surviving as a zombie..

[@sum1inalotoffandoms]

Zombies dont even exsist im eighteen and i play zombie games and my brother thinks zombies are real for some reason this is what he said "Your stupid hannah! Ofcourse zombies are real get it right" and im all like "ok go the FUCK back to school" and he asked my dad if zombies where real and dad said"Ya" my brother gave me a look like Bitch u where wrong then dad says"IN YO DREAMS BOI" im dying

[@pyrodes]

@@sum1inalotoffandoms They could be real in the future.

[@kurtdwaynediaz3163]

@@sum1inalotoffandoms r/whoooosh

[@chuck8825]

even the name is related to my comment

[@aquainfinium3365]

It just tells you how to live your life as a zombie.

[@freshcutflower]

how to survive as a zombie*

[@Foxr-]

Thats the point lol. It's a parody.

[@melissax8501]

ikr this sucks

[@AidenNovyDemiDoggo]

"Live"

[@awsomessdragon5079]

yep

[@brigadierthehedgehog3897]

When you said zombie survival guide...

[@redscout1336]

Yea it isn't really a zombie survival guide it's more of a human survival guide

[@veronicacorraya371]

You

[@veronicacorraya371]

Zombie you

[@veronicacorraya371]

3em

[@monkeyman20140]

The walking evlution 1968 is not that slow

[@BrotherBarakiel996]

I love the half life sound effects XD

[@worrierdeerleap9733]

*door bell rings* Me: yay! Pizza's here Zombies:sshhh stay quiet. Me: *opens door* NOPE!!!

[@jonnassan]

00:32 THRILLERRRRR

[@marisolsanchez1975]

Lol good song

[@twenty-eightdayslater5984]

0:34 I LOVE THE 28 WEEKS LATER THEME SONG!!

[@markobookna]

*Look at that video* Me:Zombies doesn't exist Zombie:Then look behind u *looks behind* Me: Ah crap much zombies in my room

[@auuuuugh4296]

0:54 I just noticed that there’s a pack of Twinkie’s which is a reference to the movie Zombieland 😅

[@codex4336]

*WAIT A MINUTE...... IS THIS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR ZOMBIES???*

[@Tupuna1000]

Yep

[@adolfszunyog1926]

Zombies is not real

[@funnyguy4313]

@@adolfszunyog1926 S.T.F.U

[@ney403]

Ya man

[@pork43]

@@adolfszunyog1926 are*

[@unmysticaldude]

This man's story +I bored -Then make something useless +What about zombiess -ThAt Is A wOnDeRfUl IdEA

[@calyxman]

Most of these sounds are from HL2. WOAH.

[@fideldog1]

i know!! cool!!

[@EL_Megalomaniac]

a guy in the comments ye

[@dennymcguire650]

I have hl 2 and the dlc

[@itslobstercrab5529]

Yep.

[@jessemoeller4699]

I got a few things for surviving a zombie apocalypse that is 1. Survive 2. Find supplies 3. Keep moving and never look back 4. Aim for the head to kill a zombie 5. Have a weapon on you 6. Don’t trust anyone 7. Possibly find a working vehicle with enough gas and a functioning battery 8. Try to find shelter 9. Have a blunt or sharp weapon in case you run out of bullets 10. DO NOT GET BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE

[@Justin-bk9kb]

11. If you bitten by zombie CUT IT OFF

[@Korbanial]

This uses a lot of Half-Life 2 sounds...

[@boi4641]

Korbanial hl2 has alot of zombies (people with headcrabs on their heads) so it would make sense if they used it from the game

[@vojtastir2382]

Zombies And changing weapons .... I love half life

[@Hvidchokolade]

or old steam games sound

[@under_games165]

We do not speak of that game until Hl3 is out.

[@dreamofmarkofficial3521]

im fan of HALF-LIFE 2

[@uhoh8929]

Thanks this is really helpful know now that I can survive as a zombie properly . But could you make some guides for other topics you didn’t cover

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

How to survive the zombie apocolypse guide Chapter 1: there is no hope...

[@markbugya6668]

0:53 TWINKIES XDD zombieland anyone??

[@אגםחדד-ש2ב]

You saved my life

[@mayaulfah8629]

You:iam a zombie man Me:iam a survivor man

[@David-vr4bx]

He never said it was for humans

[@iamweird3919]

Ah, the Zombie survival guide, for all zombies looking to get by in unlife.

[@SphericalProphetbot]

I though this guide was suppose to be how to survive a zombie apocalypse

[@danktank9910]

1:08 I love how the selection sound is the gmod sound effect.

[@TheRandomRager]

Oh yeah

[@cejogaming5991]

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE !

[@hangsthemighty912]

Okay but those last screams tho, I was getting sleepy and they joilt me back the f*ck awake!

[@lostgamedelta6154]

I thought it is survival guide against Zombies lol lmao 😂

[@Bobster7413]

I’m going to survive!

[@DascorpFr]

anyoen know the song on 0:35-0:39 ?

[@TheBigCheese312]

28 days later theme

[@DascorpFr]

thanks!

[@TheBigCheese312]

no prob

[@apc-_-5523]

The real name is “in a house in a heartbeat” but it is the 28 days later song so

[@jasonsherman6275]

Best zombie horror film theme ever

[@mrkrabsgaming5196]

*sees vid* Me:Oooh ima see this one! *sees video* Me:THIS IS NIT I WAS LOOKING FOR!

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

Is that the half Life 2 changing weapons sound? At 1:08 And is that the half life 2 zombie? At 1:32

[@rblxmac]

Diar Dana no gmod

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

XxxRobGames TubexxX ok

[@TNMD88]

roblo games They have the same weapon changing sound. Gmod took it from HL2.

[@thaashiwyzard7318]

Garry's mod

[@TheRandomRager]

Oh I thought it was zombie survival as in how to survive a zombie but it's how to survive AS A zombie It's still pretty helpful though...

[@TheCheesyZed]

Half life refrence anyone

[@mrcoconut284]

HALF LIFE 3

[@texas_red1540]

This is actually pretty cool

[@_mad_cat_]

0:34 28 Days Later

[@adarshthapa7800]

Thanks it helped me alot.I was having problem living with humans.

[@jackslater5565]

Many thanks, I've been looking for "zombie survival" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Ryanzon Survival Genie - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some interesting things about it and my mate got amazing success with it.

[@gumballwatterson7551]

Zombie: What is this Guide: The zombie survival guide. Zombie: WTF?!

[@yorkieteacupvids786]

Zombies aren't really real.....?

[@user-nq5bf1fe1h]

Yorkie TeaCup Vids Well Thats right. Something Like that wont Happen... Its stupid to believe that

[@partyhat7645]

A person can be a zombie. If he/she gets a virus and he/she doesn't do nothing about it, it will affect his/her body . But if anyone would want to make a zombie apocalypse it will be a rich person.

[@user-nq5bf1fe1h]

Oscar Mendoz If that would Happen The Zombies would starve to death... And some human will survive Btw. A Zombie Apocalypse would Take a few days and ot would be over

[@ZakVinni]

No it's just people that wake up very early 😃 nothing to be afraid of

[@aangel9502]

atomic clown .... Mm.. *"few days"* ;___; I wonder how long the walking deads wild fire virus was.. 7years ;___;

[@Sir_Snek]

Man thx bro now I know how to survive but too bad I lost my head my life is great cuz this guide

[@stermyswinters6702]

zombies dont exist its just on movies!!!

[@cursekigami]

Prove it

[@cursekigami]

Im a zombie

[@stermyswinters6702]

Then Take a real picture of a zombie for real and your a skeleton!

[@cursekigami]

The zombie is your profile picture and im a skeleton.

[@stermyswinters6702]

IM NOT A ZOMBIE!!!

[@briz8858]

Thanks for this video since I became a zombie I have been trying to find out of how to live like a zombie

[@odetoclear]

this deserves so much more likes lmao

[@andrewkioe790]

Basically, Dr. Zomboss's guide to being a zombie

[@Uriel895]

This its perfect! Im Zombie!

[@Ronannnnn]

This was what I was looking for

[@crouton541]

Very accurate title.

[@UraniumIsRedLive]

To all the zombies watching this a human is really saying all that

[@Dansk046]

Got it

[@jennkten72.04]

This is nostalgic xd

[@jennyaurelia9108]

*OH WOW THIS WILL TOTALLY HELP ME*

[@gnomonthegnomelover8980]

Great! Now I know how to live my life!

[@sticknodesmaniac6028]

the zombie apocalypse will never happen, but now it did, thanks to Flakka

[@jihanomer7680]

Wow way to tell how to have fun to be an zombie and begging of video was cool

[@hoh41gaming52]

Number 1 zombies don't eat brains because if they do it won't come back as a zombie that's why.

[@sksksksk2911]

I did NOT expect this

[@AwakenedBlurple]

my fav weapon in zombie apocalypse is flamethrower and tinpot

[@MTIGMP]

PJ Masks the Thriller Wolfboy: why Did i take it any more Howler:Because Of The Moon

[@yungchangsta]

1) get internet network that works 2) Get generator 3) Get TV and phone 4) get console 5) get all discs 6)Barricade doors 7) Have fun till you die -zombie survival guide for gamers

[@jasonsherman6275]

2005 was the 28 days later main theme "In the house, in a heartbeat"

[@ahoyfandoms1181]

Do one about vampires please!

[@jonathancassidy4685]

This was different then expected

[@axo1982]

Such a comedian.

[@morfe9073]

"Report unusual behaviors, baricade your homes, avoid all contact with infected individuals, wait for the official instructions . . . Heheh, wait my ass!"

[@Osiiii404]

Yeah... like I'm still gonna remember this when I'm a BRAINDEAD ZOMBIE

[@NamelessTC]

Its really a zombie survival guide

[@redeyes0]

Very nice 👌

[@Abdul_rahman_von_yasin]

Wait a minute i was thinkin its zombie guide to kill zombies

[@tulsipurushothaman9459]

Wait... for this we need to have zombies first

[@drainbowthedragon1217]

I was expecting how to *literally* survive a zombie apocalypse. Yggdrasil, we need back-up High portal, teach em a lesson

[@bryanlozano8946]

Zombie girl:wow that is one hot zombie

[@nnnicccolasss5634]

1000TH COMMENTTTTTT

[@evepetite]

Brains... brain brain agghhh - translation? (Good.. video good work!)

[@godzillagamer6741]

The first slow zombie has a music of night of the living dead Second zombie music is Friday the 13th song parody Third zombie music is 28 weeks later theme lol I like the third zombie

[@jette2963]

I will need this

[@michaelmyers1044]

Love it

[@AmateurDomin8r]

The zombie eating a human sounds like a headcrab from half life 2 and the part when the human switched Weldon's it also sounds like half life 2

[@Captain-NAZI]

Do You Like zombies more than humans?

[@yungchangsta]

That twinkies joke tho. Zombie island

[@realdeadlyyarns7302]

0:25 Beautiful music

[@checker4213]

1:06 the switching guns sound like when you do it on orange box 😬

[@SubaruImprezaWRXSTi-mo7tx]

1:06 I see that you got that Half-Life 2 weapon switch sound 🤨

[@MrPawelwielki]

i thought this whould help me survive, not die... but still, cool video!

[@Dawgiedawgdawg]

OOOO so this is for zombies 👍

[@xnfinitygaming2032]

Well bear grylls is ready for that

[@noobnt3070]

anyways this is kinda good cuz if there was a zombie apocalypse i would already get bit

[@katz..34]

You should make your how to survive a zombie bite

[@skibendi]

Thank you i can live as zombie

[@jlee2358]

0:31 i literally heard the Beginning of friday the 13th the game musical

[@calvinbastidas9875]

Good thing when the zombie deers invades my home town

[@allysonlowrance8420]

Wow this looks like something for a zombie :>

[@whitetubbie745]

While the security guy was chainging his weapon it was the haif life sound and when he was eating the head of a brown dude it was the burning zombie from haif life and that poor civilian who got infected by the headcrab In haif life 2

[@Thatonekidnamedlogan]

I like the video

[@marshallnavarro1206]

This helped thanks! 😁

[@Thebestdibberever]

So you’re a zombie?

[@steampunkprodigy8596]

My only question about zombies is do they ever understand our language while watching this? Or at least do they know how to use a smartphone to watch this?

[@bryanplaysroblox3496]

It said “Zombie” survival guide that’s means it is a Zombie 🧟‍♂️ survival guide