Joe Rogan Scared by Podcast Guest

#shorts

[@RoganShorts]

JRE #1035, 1h44m - Paul Stamets

[@yamiyehezkel4017]

Did you end up with an answer ? I'm actually fascinated

[@louiszippittelli8855]

He's a weirdo joe

[@waynescopeland]

Can we set a Tardigrade loose on some people? 😂

[@justinurkoski8091]

Thanks for time stamping and letting everyone know the podcast number. This helps tremendously.

[@Philtoid]

Thank you

[@dard4642]

He's being silenced by Big-Fungus.

[@dinglemccringleberry6258]

big chungus

[@carlpanzram7081]

🍄 👀

[@ShaolinSlums_]

😭

[@leviklopfenstein8158]

Big-fungus amongus

[@saltyseawolf8237]

I laughed went to next video , laugh again thinking about this ans had to come back and comment lol thank you

[@omnipop4936]

Joe did exactly what you're supposed to do when you find you've gotten a bit too "up close and personal" with someone. Namely, you back off and give the offended person as mushroom as possible.

[@tnijoo5109]

😂that was good. Nicely done.

[@Zudhg]

😂

[@millenni-lifecrisis2324]

👏

[@timmusician5060]

😐

[@tgresh3192]

😂

[@jaybedi9178]

portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made in to hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans. Hence - an "explosive" area of conversation.

[@jello1847]

Thank you for this reply I was hoping someone would break it down 😂

[@brandonknight6575]

Ty for explaining. I was quite perplexed by thus dudes response lol 👍🏻

[@johngeary5436]

Thank you

[@badabing2302]

What u say is true but how is it so dangerous for him to even talk about it ?

[@jaybedi9178]

@@badabing2302 My guess is if someone does actually go ahead and make an explosive somehow out of it - then he doesn't want to be the source of that information.

[@well_i_liked_it]

If he mentioned them again he would have been in deep shitake.

[@dshudson]

This should have 1k likes. Edit 5k likes later, ahhh there we go. Edit 10k likes that's what I'm talking about haha. Edit, there we go 15k likes, I thought that was pretty f n funny.

[@theresaquidi]

Hilarious

[@terenasimons5247]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelaurens1996]

You got as a hard laugh out of me

[@blazingstar9638]

🤝

[@EdwardGordington]

bro he just escaped Jumanji give the man a break he's paranoid.

[@c43sedan]

LOL

[@ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec]

I see top comment status in your future

[@Expertwashgroup]

Lol i didnt expect that) He knows that hunter nearby )

[@neatrizareco4807]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooo you didn't😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ozzy1243]

Underrated comment

[@TheA1239]

He didn’t get scared. He’s just a stand up guy that respects his guests.

[@alonzokincaid1362]

What do you about mushrooms bruh?

[@vampvhs]

@@alonzokincaid1362 I happen to a lot about mushrooms

[@rickdamien515]

@@alonzokincaid1362 what are you mushroom

[@02lswith22s]

da 🍄 da 🐐

[@Pirosbor]

​@@vampvhs have you ever been so far as to mushroom?

[@DonaldEMinor]

reason 1: Researchers at the University of California, Riverside (UC Riverside) have created a new lithium-ion battery anode using portobello mushrooms. The mushrooms are inexpensive, environmentally friendly, and easy to produce. 2: A 2021 study found that eating more mushrooms decreased the risk of cancer, especially breast cancer. The study found that eating 18 grams of mushrooms daily decreased cancer risk by 45 percent. 3: Eating mushrooms may have protective effects on the brains of older adults and may reduce the risk of mild cognitive impairment (MCI). 4 Portobello mushrooms contain a decently large amount of agaritine, which can be made into hydrazine, which can in turn be used for explosives or rocket fuel. Agaritine is also fairly cancerous/mutagenic to humans.

[@2Peter3Nine]

How are mushrooms a cure for cancer and also a cause for cancer? 🤔

[@florianchabaud8548]

​@@2Peter3Nine 4th point is about specifically Portobello mushrooms, the other point are about others species of mushrooms

[@2Peter3Nine]

@@florianchabaud8548 okay thanks for clearing that up! Either way, I can't stand to eat them anyway lol but I was curious!

[@kisulya2999]

Well then… interesting. Thank you for the info. 😊

[@tjroy]

So..... Eating 18g a day (an insane amount) will cut your risk in half, but u can isolate a compound that WILL give u mutagenic camcer? How can that even be? Talk bout a paradoxical oxymoron IN MY OPINION, based on what YOU SAY & what HE said, im almost positive its the "explosive" part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janglebomr]

I like the way Joe capped it off. He’s a class act!

[@combatbeatdown]

Him after the cameras were off: “I’m just allergic bro”

[@motlatsiletsie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@alej97]

Lmaooooooo

[@erxfav3197]

😂lol

[@byLags]

It’s an “explosive” converstaion. A conversation about explosives. He reserves the right not to put his life in danger

[@PimpMonk]

😂😂😂

[@SerErryk]

"Do you ever get diarrhea?" "That's an explosive area of conversation."

[@Ryan09876]

It puts everyone's life who is in this room in danger

[@Seando42069]

Omg yall are wild 😂

[@DirtDigglerDetecting]

Best comment 😂

[@cisium1184]

This guy doesn't shit, he shiitakes.

[@MrChologno]

Well I eat Portobello mushrooms very frequently and I noticed that they do cause me almost insta diarrhea if not cooked very very well. That happens when cooking them on a frying pan, lets say salted with chicken. In the oven at 200c they cause me no problems... After this I'll stop eating this mushrooms altogether...

[@carpii]

sniper 2 blocks away breathes a sigh of relief, and unchambers his round

[@ronin8741]

Yeahh you already know he says explosive to describe it 😂😂😂😂

[@angeladavis9254]

😂

[@creamythroat]

it doesn’t put his life in danger, this fool is a washed up old man that has absolutely no meaning to the earth, he’s a “pick me” girl and just wants to be relevant and all eyes on him.

[@MRS1R100]

Chitin

[@DJ-iu5bb]

I can't stand y'all 😂

[@Born2Empower]

Handled that like a champ Joe! The energy got real fast 🔥 way to give respect and make your guest feel comfortable again 💪

[@milanw_]

Rogan handled that situation like a true champignon

[@noble7525]

Best posible comment

[@ankitmayank9478]

😂😂😂

[@MrMavuso]

Clever

[@westernohiobigfootresearch9095]

too bad you can't spell like one

[@Substance_p_]

Oui, c’est vrai

[@whoeverofhowevermany]

Nintendo owns him. He knows where Goombas truly come from.

[@mynameisearl7537]

Italy 🇮🇹

[@grandcommander1140]

Walter: Say @My Name! You: Heisenberg Walter: You're god damn right!

[@shawnfarrell9979]

Hahaah!!!

[@whoeverofhowevermany]

😂 i love getting the like notifications, because they remind me of how funny all of the funny comments on this are.

[@davissh3626]

Has Anyone seen that Nicholas Cage movie called "Pig" it Shows how Weird these Truffle Guys are! The premise..he uses a pig to find truffles, and the repercussion that follows..

[@ONELETTERSHOR]

“Jamie, pull up the video of the grizzly bear fucking up the guy that didn’t answer my question!”

[@yungception7z]

This deserves more likes😂

[@PaulGee789B]

Hahaha 🤣

[@winstonsmith11]

Lmfao 🤣

[@Ku4n-]

“Woah look at that”

[@carsonpayne665]

great comment. thank you for the chuckle.

[@jeffcudneysrful]

What a true professional and outstanding conversationalist Joe Rogan is

[@rabidrabbitsmokingneonlights]

Was

[@ACTEN10187]

@@rabidrabbitsmokingneonlightsstill

[@upsrg]

Joe Rogan is what dumb people think smart people are like.

[@billpii6314]

He's a conspiracies nut bag; he will believe anything you tell him, seriously

[@AntoninCrdXf]

@@billpii6314 better keep your head down if u see me!

[@cvtemgrapes207]

Joe knows that this is a kind of guy you don't truffle with

[@jamesdutchman8862]

Good one!

[@glendalestoner420]

😂

[@johnalarcon6375]

This guy is nothing I know individuals that make this guy look like a Saint!

[@EscanorLionSin420]

😂

[@EscanorLionSin420]

Thank you for that man

[@MrDlt123]

He didnt want to get into big truffle with the mushroom mafia.

[@Boeing737800100]

..Bwahahaha

[@C0ttageChees]

Underrated

[@sandileed6341]

Your Good

[@pamkay8915]

😅

[@retrac3147]

Umm I’m pretty sure he’s being serious.

[@stevegraham3817]

The first rule of Gnome Club is to never speak of Gnome Club.

[@unmaskscience111]

🤣. Well that helps me understand my last 20-year relationship

[@MeDaddy_SKG]

you comment should be rewarded handsomely LMAO

[@srich8251]

LMAO!!

[@flippy08100]

Bro got gnome ops 💀

[@dragons_red]

Good lord these comment sections never fail... 😂

[@TiffyCorbin]

Good for Joe. Very respectful.

[@kylesdeadbro]

Joe said “Woah sorry man, I don’t want any truffle.”

[@cosmic-fortytwo]

Let's just put a cap on that topic. Please don't stalk me with more questions. This comes under the umbrella of things I don't discuss.

[@Eliri1999]

@@cosmic-fortytwo👏👏👏👏👏 like a pro my friend like a pro.

[@Eliri1999]

Lol why did not one else let you know this comment was funny as fuck.

[@kylesdeadbro]

@@Eliri1999 I try so hard 😪😭

[@toads_dont_ribbit]

Comment of the week

[@Avenging_Archer]

Man's got the death sentence in the Mushroom Kingdom.

[@vikingmetaldragon]

Not even Mario can save him.

[@estyhugo]

😅Bahahahahahaha!!

[@Franckiione94]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@HumorDash]

Toad gonna bust a cap in his ass.

[@YukonJack]

He saw what happened to Toad and said fuck it.

[@OGZpc]

Wife: it's 2am where have you been Me: "This is an explosive area of conversation and it puts my life in danger, so I reserve the right not to answer your question"

[@cashflowglo7262]

😂

[@qjuantum]

Don’t be married if you are gonna lie

[@jivvomun416]

@@qjuantum don’t be a portabello downer

[@PaRRaPWNaGe]

This is possibly the funniest shit I've ever read.

[@andersheaney7877]

This is a massively underrated comment. Well done sir.

[@JacintaGib]

The world "EXPLOSIVE" is key here.

[@NancyGipson-xi4yk]

Yes it is.

[@dibo4537]

I'm not sure about that. If the answer can put your life in danger, you don't give any correct answer. Maybe he wants that we think that.

[@AllBrakesNoGas]

This is really the perfect answer to any question you don't know or don't want to answer.

[@Entroxity]

“what’s the time?”

[@Streetnamedak]

@@Entroxity “so this is legitimately an atomic area of conversation. My life is at risk speaking on this topic. I’m denying any answers. I don’t know.”

[@AnotherLameBot]

You couldn’t be more wrong, have you any idea who this is ? Think about it, big companies, big money, life is cheap.

[@sabre22b]

​@@Entroxityportabello mushrooms

[@michaeldrake4090]

He can’t be in the same room as a mushroom but if says he can’t be in a room with a mushroom do you think some jack ass is going to try and prove him wrong yeah probably or he really ha some bad mushrooms and he is tripping. But he can’t say that he had some mushrooms because!!!!? Wait a minute did I have some mushrooms

[@drumandball]

I’m gonna save that line for my next job interview

[@jraybay]

Lol

[@cyberdec3pt10n8]

“So what is your name sir?” “This is an explosive topic of discussion that puts my life In danger so I reserve the right not to answer your question “

[@Dougles_prospecting]

@@cyberdec3pt10n8 wait it puts your life at danger, talking about pronouns??

[@Dougles_prospecting]

@@cyberdec3pt10n8 and he’s looking at me silently I will respectfully move on

[@gregoriofracassi9776]

Ahaha yea it could be used in so many contexts with those exact words

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

Saying it from under that mushroom hat gives it another level of reality.

[@enriquescott2983]

I've been cooking and baking for over 30 years portobello mushrooms I think your guess has been sampling some other fungus besides the portobello mushrooms you might consider interviewing them before you put them on your show😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉

[@ExploringJ]

People are clowning this guy. But he owns multiple companies and is extremely smart. Portobello producers are a niche business that is massive. You know how they are in every grocery store ? He was sued for producing medicine from portobellos, which is a big no-no. Like lays and their potatoes

[@johnmoran7902]

You obviously don't have the slightest idea who "mushroom hat guy" is. But you just made yourself look cheap

[@infernaldaedra]

​@@enriquescott2983 that guy is alot more accomplished than you are thinking you know something. This is an... What did he say... He wasn't being paranoid at all.

[@seanmatthewking]

​@@johnmoran7902 Calm down, don't get you fungies in a bunch.

[@Junkspice01]

Notice his emphasis on “explosive”. Portabello mushrooms contain compounds also found in jet fuel

[@BenDover-ic3ip]

Not true. They contain agaritine which can be made into hydrazine. They need to remove the glutamyl group before it becomes the substance used in explosives and rocket fuel. This guys not in danger by revealing this, though. You could easily research it in textbooks and online scholarly sources.

[@Omg-gf7li]

I think you've got something there

[@SethHixie]

Which means they could be grown on space craft to produce infinite amounts of fuel! INCREDIBLE

[@amirahkukan782]

At last someone who has a view and some knowledge instead really lame jokes. Thanks, that's interesting

[@Johnman9000]

Food companies started pushing vegetables on people long before we had the scientific means to actually test the chemical compounds present in these plants. Many of the vegetables we consume today are full of poisons and toxic ingredients and known carcinogens. Many chemicals which are even banned in some countries are naturally found in things we consume everyday such as kale, potatoes, mushrooms, broccoli, pretty much every single plant we consume is toxic for us by some degree.

[@dsloanification]

I like the respect Joe shows when necessary but also calls BS when necessary.

[@morsorcus8152]

Didn't call bs for this nutjob

[@K777angel]

Absolutely

[@arthurfleck629]

Agreed, shame he didn’t call out the obvious BS in this instance though.

[@AdultToons]

I'm using this exact line when I wanna get out of sticky situations.

[@ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.]

*_"Excuse me sir where is the restroom?"_* *_"This is an explosive, uh...h, area of conversation and it puts my life in danger so I, I reserve the right not to answer your question."_*

[@daddywaddy8017]

Lmaooo

[@martinbull7541]

Yeah it works on many levels

[@princeross26]

I already tried, my wife didn’t buy it.

[@xolanzamusic]

IRS?

[@Andersj13]

What Robin Williams would look like if he played Radagast in The Hobbit movies.

[@louandlilly]

Or Tom bombadill

[@alexblankenship7737]

@@louandlillyI just saw that video yesterday.

[@countrykid1o1]

I can't un see this now. Lol

[@Bronilli]

🤣🤣🤣

[@raigonjones7799]

Was that the wild forest wizard?

[@joshbreslin1254]

Toad from Mario really standing on business got my boy shook😂

[@TheYawningPrawn]

That’s the coolest way to say “I don’t actually know.”

[@Danzvide]

You are a stupid npc

[@ho0t0w1]

The mob runs Portabella production, hurting their margins as the most respected mycological voice in the field would be a deadly thing to be quoted doing, and likely be read back verbatim before he became fertilizer for Portabellas on some farm somewhere. They love poetic shit like that.

[@Wes0602]

@@ho0t0w1huh😂😂😂

[@yungtye]

Classic American mindset

[@skypiev4438]

@@ho0t0w1What?!? Okay I want to Google but what am I googling? “Mobs and mushrooms”? What’s the negative effect of portobellos?

[@ikamfuey]

Whatever is underneath his hat is using him as a vessel.

[@ashleykahn2554]

💀💀💀

[@arnold3065]

It was the mushroom

[@asia9043]

This SENT ME

[@gaby2759]

You watch too much Supernatural.

[@unwiseshow]

Comment hall of fame

[@Whichwaydidtheygo]

When he drives by the park the squirrels wave to him.

[@hazzah785]

this is the greatest comment i’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂

[@meyes1098]

You don't fuck with the squirrels!

[@ZrMuLi]

It's funny when I discovered this comment the like count is 666 😆😆

[@zushibot8080]

That rick and morty episode

[@chickenwing8356]

​@@ZrMuLi nobody gives a shit bro

[@lemyoboi]

"Do you go to taco bell every friday at 3am?" "That's an explosive area of conversation"

[@joshpandola]

“Puts your life in danger talking about portobello mushrooms?” Is one of the funniest statements I’ve heard in awhile

[@ahgcomegaguardian5575]

Must've had a bad trip where something told him to hush about it all

[@SATOSANNN]

Apparently there’s a portobello mafia that he doesn’t want to anger

[@joblo6394]

@@SATOSANNNI met a dude from the portabella mafia ….not a fungi

[@jasonc6241992]

I think it's because they're not real mushrooms and if he talks badly and costs them sales, he won't get funding to do what he loves.

[@Gafferman]

Yeahhh the dude is deluded

[@DBZSeanzie]

The mushroom kingdom demands his silence by threat of death

[@Mehoyboi]

All will bow to the mushroom tip.

[@davidmunroe-glada2098]

It’s on the order of Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, best to not cross that line of no return….. 👽

[@LunarXZ_]

@@davidmunroe-glada2098 wut

[@whitecobraun4195]

Lmfaooooo

[@lordartos8222]

Yea.. Princess Peach aint the one to reckon with

[@DrTimWhatleyDDS]

“Oh, sorry Joe. I thought you asked me for the nuclear codes. I can talk about mushrooms.”

[@pablocampos5566]

i think its because the big companies that farm this mooshrooms can harm paul in some way, you know how companies work...

[@jackgoff6215]

@@pablocampos5566 you fuck w the profits, you get the axe

[@icymcspicy6684]

THE NUMBERS MASON

[@GhANeC]

😂

[@carlylouis3821]

😂😂😂

[@johncope1511]

Most all of my experience with Joe Rogan podcasts come from KZbin video shorts and from what I've seen thus far, Joe has a gift for navigating through the BS while being respectful to his guests. My question is . . . Has anyone ever seen a Rogan podcast where he becomes completely unhinged upon a questionable guest?

[@moonandstars713]

He’s not being a fungi right now

[@chrisprice-5849]

Haha you win!🎉😂

[@Adavidlamvision]

Bwahaha nice

[@Love.America]

😂

[@joeyblock2153]

Funniest reply to any short I've seen ever. Nice job.

[@davelong331]

Nice

[@Mumspaghettti]

Mushroom Mafia ain't no joke bruh

[@gottago1885]

You a tough guy?

[@KEDAMONO.]

​@@gottago1885 You a fungi?

[@HolyClownFuckarus]

@@gottago1885 extremely tough, almost god-like.

[@alphacraig2001]

The Portobello family is not to be fucked with

[@JeffT-xb9mr]

They're not fun guys!

[@grimngruesome8988]

I'm using this to answer shit I don't know in nearly every situation.

[@MicahFunk]

Followed by saying, "I have spoken."

[@alwaysquestionyouropinions1119]

​@@MicahFunk this is the way😅

[@T57Custodian]

​@@MicahFunkThis is the way

[@greentea203]

Hey how are you today ? me : I'm sorry but if I tell you about it I might die...

[@thatsworrisome]

😂 aka the "death stare" perfected by my ex mother-in-law. Worked for 23.5 solid f-n years!

[@acestepx4053]

Bro said it to him like Joe was a cop😭

[@kainejoyes2981]

Handled with Grace, challenged once, then moved on. Well played joe

[@manthonymgk]

Lol what a fool

[@phillipwiltz7842]

Beta ammi right?

[@hdjono3351]

@@phillipwiltz7842 yooooo frrr bro mega bita moment

[@lowkeylokii4205]

Kinda silly the dude say quietly when he asked again. Like you already said what you said.

[@Zeegoner]

@@phillipwiltz7842 *mere beta

[@jorgeirizarry5971]

He got red pilled and escaped Jumanji.

[@jasonshink6589]

It was funnier from the person you stole it from like whore

[@SekadaJones]

That's to funny 🤣

[@drewjitzoo4378]

Lol

[@richarddavis8863]

I think this is the first time I've laughed out loud this year. Thanks

[@JohnBotoKun]

perfect comment

[@DragonSlayer-ho4mi]

Guy is treating rogan like a mushroom... keeping him in the dark.

[@sabyasachibandyopadhyay8558]

Massively underrated comment.

[@crispi94]

He shoots he scores!!! Lol nice comment

[@mattolson8172]

and feeding him shit treating people like mushrooms, that's how I used to treat my boss keep them in the dark and feed them shit

[@matthewcoward595]

🤣

[@jasonashley4579]

And feeding him shit.

[@brandoninman7069]

The humor of hysterity is explosive lmao

[@OleksiyBaydala]

"Keep portobello mushrooms out of your f...king mouth!" One famous dude

[@cheriedewald914]

Will smith is! 🤣🤣🤣

[@norawheeler2555]

ROFL😂

[@Juggernaut365]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[@whitehorse7516]

It is confirmed Will Smith had a lot of mushrooms that day

[@rogerdodger1790]

Hahahhahahahahhahaga

[@patientzero5685]

“Answering that question could get me killed” would actually be really funny to say to a teacher.

[@dorianrustik6880]

-What's 2+2? -If I tell you I'd literally die...

[@smackdaddy9802]

“That’s how I answered my math teacher but he just failed me. 😢” - me, 11:30PM PST 4/8 And here I am thinking I made an original comment. Haha 😂

[@brendanjacobson7048]

I have and I meant it

[@crystaldawn2708]

Sounds like a Calvin and Hobbes strip 😂

[@davelew86]

Don't waste your teacher and fellow students' learning time. Respect

[@mrneonsplat]

Dude just treated Joe like a mushroom...kept him in the dark and fed him shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@markhernandez2660]

👏😆

[@maxjohnson3355]

Departed reference ay

[@VON4-4-4]

😂😂😂 I’m dying bro

[@CR-og5ho]

Lmao

[@Blergle.yahoo.gmail.outlook]

Underrated comment

[@andreicionescu]

The way he's glaring into his soul

[@Simple_101]

What happens in Portobello, stays in Portobello.

[@gmar7836]

Portobello Road

[@matthewkennedy81]

I’m in Portobello

[@MayraSarita]

😄😄😄😄😂😂

[@isaacjohnson615]

😂

[@isaacjohnson615]

Made an agreement with the King of Portobello

[@soxrule74]

Joe tried to get him to talk about it, but there wasn't mushroom for conversation on the topic.

[@noda420]

i see what you did there

[@flowerchickie3809]

😮😯😯😯🤣🤣🤣

[@KazumaTheTraitor]

You son of a bitch this was good 🤣🤣🤣

[@flowerchickie3809]

@@KazumaTheTraitor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trentens991]

This needs more likes

[@MrMent4l]

Start doing this every time the boss has a convo

[@2023DodgeRam]

Ha! Some shit I need to try lol

[@Raxcblue]

This how I deal with cops

[@randomRyze]

When Joe crossed his arms you could tell he got slightly uncomfortable... trying to create a barrier subconsciously.

[@hammerforged9134]

The guest was so serious he’s usually such a fungi

[@diggernicks]

To be fair, he didn't get mushroom to answer

[@ethanpierce324]

@@diggernicks 🤣🤣🤣

[@rinnypink]

It was a innocent question no need to get spore.

[@jessicaC8083]

😂😂😂

[@thewhateverwhatnot6314]

I’m about to kill this dad joke thread…….so I hear the Fun-Guy has a girlfriend, like him they say she’s a fun-gal….i hear their friend group is mushrooming, they have this one fawn friend Garry but they all call him fun-gus…..but there was this one in morel guy who was kinda too much street for them and they had to decompose that friendship’s growth, guy went by Al-Gae. Guess he moss of been a real infection. Although I heard it’s because the fun-guy is into smut and Al-Gae just loves his job and does whatever the workers at the cereal mill-dew………aaaaannnnndddddd it’s dead lmao

[@crfx8408]

“Sir I asked if you wanted fries with your burger”

[@11buttnaked]

Yoooo🤣🤣🤣

[@gurkaransra4484]

Dudeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gurkaransra4484]

Holyyy man that fits so perfect 🤣🤣🤣

[@cliftonharmon2403]

Ha right never ask if he wants to try the new Mushroom and Swiss Melt

[@db___20]

Could you come up with something original? This shit is so played out. No one gives a flying fuck

[@Hootch514]

It’s a billion dollar industry and he doesn’t want to end up sleeping with the mushrooms.

[@daered]

"sleeping with the mushrooms" hahaha

[@Randomperson-if4hy]

@Jaybird It’s like that dude who figured out how to invent a car that runs on water, he was poisoned, and later on someone broke into his home and destroyed the car. The oil industry is far too powerful.

[@beetlejuice4357]

​@@Randomperson-if4hyI didn't know that they stole the car too.

[@xehP]

He asked for negative benefits, not positive, so I don't think billion dollar industries would care. Okay, I think OP meant billion dollar psilocybin industries, they don’t exist so I thought he meant the pharma industry, hence why I said “they wouldn’t care”, if anything they’d benefit.

[@fatbroccoli8]

@@beetlejuice4357he didn't say they stole it though?

[@charleslanphier8094]

For a fungi he sure got serious quick

[@scottspangler8073]

1st rule of portobello mushrooms is you don't speak about portobello mushrooms

[@Jared_Hangluah]

They already did . Might as well finish 🤣 I bet the sound of crickets will fill the building after he said it and wait on something to happen

[@renaudperron8451]

Second rule of portobello mushrooms. You don’t speak about portobello mushrooms.

[@Rubaduck]

@@renaudperron8451 nah that was fight club, The second rule of portobello mushrooms is they are great in stew

[@witcherbob]

2nd rule is you just buy and eat portobello mushrooms if ya want 😅

[@tardwrangler]

Are the portobello mushrooms in the room with us right now? * Scratches my mushroom cap *

[@Liftedtrucks909]

Imagine responding like this when your teachers asks “why did you not do your homework?” 😂😂😂

[@Stockpickervalueoriented]

Great comment.

[@archiprintuk1149]

Dammit if only I had the Joe Rogan interviews when I was at school!

[@Liftedtrucks909]

Haha thansk. My first viral comment! Woot

[@peachpotter]

@@Liftedtrucks909that was a great comment ! You made me laugh so much !! 🤣

[@Liftedtrucks909]

@@peachpotter haha glad

[@Deadly_Diamonds]

Has a killer mushroom under his hat listening to him

[@gracew4194]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sentientdreamer]

OMG that's hilarious 😂

[@joecataneo6676]

😂😂😂

[@omarionflores5874]

Lmfao bro 😭☠️☠️☠️

[@jordanmiler5893]

Hope thats meant to be a joke lmao hes obv talking about a criminal organization smh lol

[@Jollyswagman7]

That follow-up question after he told Joe his life was in danger was one port bellow the belt.

[@rotorbob]

He looks really serious but I’m sure he’s normally a fungi.

[@rotorbob]

@AlexSalas-pt5qc Thank you very mush.

[@dnasty9673]

THERE ISNT MUSH ROOM FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS… sorry I don’t mean to cap.

[@Linda-sk9hl]

Funny!

[@shvettyballs7045]

Nice! Loves me the corny stuff!

[@I_forgot309]

"Dad can we please just eat dinner"

[@Lord_Pilaf]

He's obviously a whistle blower from the Mushroom Kingdom and doesn't want to be extradited

[@awholenewman155]

He's already been expelled

[@c0nstantin86]

Yeah! The mushroom hat gave it away!

[@rynebalentine7883]

​@@c0nstantin86 😂

[@wyattcole8277]

Fr lol

[@mr.a_sa.5432]

Doesn’t Chris Pratt have his back???

[@imcontemptwithlife4155]

Clearly the negatives of portobello mushrooms are that you can no longer speak poorly of the portobello mushrooms

[@rajapandey2039]

High quality comment right here.

[@samsonhunter]

great comment

[@jordanhill8297]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@jovanniflores3142]

Long term, Portobello mushrooms have very negative effects,I would say more but it puts my life in danger

[@HolyClownFuckarus]

The hive mind got him

[@darksirens4472]

Im gonna use this when i call off work, Genius

[@joanshuler9422]

When this subject came up Paul stopped being a fungi

[@HeadNtheClouds]

Ahhh, a Fun Guy, hahaha

[@PeaceLoveAndRico]

I hope you find a $200,000 scratcher lotto card. 😂

[@slimsonite2111]

How do you not have more likes for this comment? 😄

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Nah he's just infected with fungus and is nothing more than a host doing the fungal deeds the fungi need done, spilling the beans on one mushroom would put the rest at risk

[@donnafessey]

Boom.. cringe..and perfect joke all at the same time. Quality.

[@Louey_]

He witnessed a murder and the mushrooms told him to keep his mouth shut

[@sick3smm]

Funniest comment ive seen this month bro

[@SajidAli-ip7ov]

This made me chuckle.

[@tankajahari6433]

or some mushrooms saw him cheat the scale at the self checkout

[@nicholasvaldivieso]

Funny, very ,very! I would have never come up with that

[@branjosnow6244]

He doesn't leave mushroom for any doubt.

[@leightonrud66]

This man is Mario's dealer

[@Elhastezy888]

Seriously Underrated

[@purepeter4737]

Kek

[@starinthesky8134]

Goated comment

[@DruidVode-wy5zw]

BHahahHhAHAHAH

[@matrepharaoh8260]

😂😂😂

[@VonBluesman]

Didn’t expect that music either. 😂✌️

[@TIPTOW]

After the show, “sorry Joe my guy , I was on the mushrooms”

[@JimiBerkeley]

Hahaha aren't portobello food mushrooms

[@Cola.Cube.]

You can see the anger oozing from every spore.

[@eligarcia9856]

Hahahaha😂😂😂😂

[@Boeing737800100]

..Bwahahaha

[@gabriellewear13]

Ok that was cute 😂

[@RCShenanigans]

I don't think that's anger, if you're serious. He is just intrigued, and surprised.

[@sheilataylor9333]

Just the odd sporadic burst :)

[@jnauttube]

That was the exact answer I gave my girlfriend when she suggested we get married.

[@ahmedaj2000]

😂😂😂

[@uranusismightybig5111]

Hahaha😂👍

[@drewtramp1577]

Yep 👍👍👍

[@kristoskalemanis]

good for you. DON'T DO IT!

[@goldcoin6894]

🤣

[@home_Grown_studio]

Portobello's are an excellent source of B vitamins that help the body break down carbohydrates into sugar for fuel. Moreover, Portobello also contains riboflavin, niacin, and pantothenic acid which augments heart health and reduces risk of heart attacks.

[@statefarmdad]

He turned joes studio into a HUSHROOM.

[@jrevolutionz]

😂😂

[@mattblack133]

Well done.

[@Jerree]

Swing and a miss

[@teresasundquist633]

😂😂😂 I'm cracking up with this hushroom statement 🤣

[@jrevolutionz]

@teresasundquist633 same it gets everytime someone reply 😂

[@Ian_Butterworth]

The first rule of eating portabella mushrooms is not to talk about eating portabella mushrooms.

[@1a2aTia]

😂 OK Tyler Durdan 👊

[@jg8168]

These mushrooms contain goitrogens, compounds that can interfere with the proper functioning of the thyroid gland. While the levels of goitrogens in portobello mushrooms are relatively low, individuals with existing thyroid conditions should exercise caution and monitor their consumption.

[@moosespeak6140]

​@@jg8168and someone's going to end his life over that?!, ok!

[@munch762]

​@@moosespeak6140you're damn right I will

[@Portia620]

@@munch762😂

[@crazycatbutler9506]

The negative effects of explosive diarrhea puts my life in danger too

[@noods8654]

Plot twist, he came uninformed and didn’t want to be embarrassed

[@badreligionbomb]

that or hes just a loon

[@jesusakajesse423]

@@badreligionbomb not much loonier than your videos though mate

[@badreligionbomb]

@@jesusakajesse423 good one

[@badreligionbomb]

@@krisash7080 no clue. nor do I care

[@BreezyFlight]

Dumbest comment on here

[@simranathwal747]

Ironically one of the negative effects is intense fear and paranoia 😂😂 this guy was definitely high

[@alejandroochoa3541]

Bruuuuuh 💀💀😂😂

[@UCHPodcast]

My psychedelic experience: “Fu*k Joe Rogan!” Kenny & Logic Eps 004 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpK5iGaohZKao9k

[@skippercow]

He was was loaded up on the Shrooms 🤣🤣🤣

[@erict3728]

Lmao. Funny and true(in the case of psychoactive mushrooms, it's a possible side effect)That's golden. Nice

[@cheriedeurope]

your comment is so hilarious 😂😂😂

[@paulmwilson62]

With that level of paranoia, I'm assuming the mushrooms he ate were not portobello.

[@honey_almond_eyes]

😂😂😂😂

[@terrychant4365]

Not quite, more like he's a conman

[@-Darko-]

😂

[@Catherine.Dorian.]

Yeah rofl I don’t take half of Rogans guests seriously most seem like they have an IV of magic mushrooms

[@MichaelKoenig-ng3vd]

​@@gabriellegilbert5239 gaaaaaawd......nothing worse than somebody who is "into" psychedelics....

[@KWrecordsNL]

It's me, Mario!!...But not today!!😂😂😂

[@TenpennyTower]

Fungi telling him not to reveal they’re secrets through the hat 💀💀

[@420BudNuggets]

😂😂😂😂

[@dansykes4965]

Their*

[@LordSplynter]

More like the mafia who controls the sales of that specific mushroom

[@cdubw4921]

Definitely funny , but what if 😅😂

[@Bhatt_Hole]

they're?

[@tweedtv7721]

Get this man in witness protection immediately

[@ronaldpettifurd5957]

Lol. They are witness protection

[@ibe6524]

They are reading this

[@irmaromo1635]

Immediately!!!!!!

[@Living_Legend85]

Forces of integrity be with me. Joe rogan got a spot with me indefinitely it's all to the good.

[@herbertseinsjorg6054]

@@Living_Legend85 somebody get this guy some help

[@deniceiscooking]

The puns here are top tier!

[@DragbobInAgar]

I'm surprised I haven't seen more comments like this. 😂

[@aliray7833]

I looked on my top shelf and all I could find was a punnet of mushrooms :-(

[@Donquijote98]

They actually are and for once they’re not pissing me off but actually enjoying them.

[@deniceiscooking]

@@aliray7833 no cap!

[@ahmedalthlathini7498]

Honestly thats why I watch KZbin shorts 😂

[@ShawnRakar]

This man treating Portobello’s like they are the biofuel needed to power up some radioactive doomsday device.😂

[@22lanisha]

🎯

[@HeatGeek1]

You've now been educated on the seriousness of the Mushroom Mafia

[@Houseofroyals745]

Still bad for you and makes you speak to devils.. it’s not godly if it was god would let us have it openly not like a “drug”

[@alexsherzhukov6747]

@@Houseofroyals745 but we have mushrooms openly, its is people who called some of them drugs and made them illegal?

[@seththebeatmxchine]

I was thinking the same thing, that this is a heavily controlled, possibly European Mafia run industry that you do not want to fuck around with.

[@zacharyschram9855]

@@Houseofroyals745or the devils are trying to suppress the true window to interaction and discussion with god

[@Tkk861]

@@alexsherzhukov6747 openly having those would be a nightmare

[@mar10ssj1]

The fungus has completely controlled that guy where he is incapable of speaking bad of any mushrooms.

[@elitemember7653]

Like some type of parasite?

[@alexvlaxos6620]

It.has.began.

[@DonManuelHasLeonsJacket]

Replace 'fungus' with the Ma fee ya* and now u have a big piece of the puzzle

[@Ceej3]

Dont eat the pancakes!

[@Ghostyfrost9688]

The last of us irl

[@Wisdommindhub]

Joe is amazingly gifted

[@Ckom-Tunes]

Rule One: Never ask someone wearing that kind of hat a simple question.

[@frankferreira635]

I'm buying one tomorrow❤

[@wutm8]

Thats the silence of a man realizing he said something silly on a podcast with millions of viewers

[@alexa3322]

😂😂😂😂

[@philyamascunt7518]

I was waiting for the guy to start yodeling

[@edith4334]

That's a mushroom disguised as a hat

[@anthonyluisi7096]

It’s really is an explosive area of conversation !!😂 The mushroom mafia might cap his ass

[@oakland8502]

​@burnttoast9511there is nothing sinister in bouillon cube

[@joeyrabon4208]

Hahahahahaha😂

[@anthonyconway8310]

Is that a pun there cap his ass like mushroom cap

[@Walczyk]

ROFL he's a fake

[@Cobra.Network]

Cartel runs through mushroom industry

[@janetkamal1421]

He seems like a funguy!

[@anishjambhorkar9908]

god i love puns

[@MattersNot]

Ahahaha amazing joke!🤣😭

[@bluemagic24]

🐐 comment

[@Readybear77]

​@anishjambhorkar9908 pardon !? 😂

[@canadablake]

Oh you, you’ve got the dad jokes.

[@mothcrea8tions4s56]

He actually told him without telling him .. 😂

[@JakeChapman85]

Doesn’t leave mushroom for conversation, does it

[@willnailer2118]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@emersongeorge9239]

😂😂😂

[@Gabriel_Phil2-3_Psalms91]

🍺😚💨 spat drink out

[@rivahoff]

?

[@sinisterhipp0]

👏

[@kevinsamuelsghost685]

Dude reacted like Joe asked him who was in Jeffery Epstein's black book 😂

[@TimathProd]

See that’s the problem, you don’t even know what they’re talking about.. do some research on why he said that and maybe that’ll change you mind bud. I’ll give you 3 words “ portobello mushroom and cancer” do your research.

[@vGosha_]

@@TimathProd thank you

[@MoffGideon339]

@@TimathProd it’s fake

[@wambamthankumam]

​​@@TimathProd That's 4 words. You can't even count to 4.

[@craigjohnson9605]

@@wambamthankumam 😂

[@jjohnston5061]

Robin Williams is really serious about his mushrooms.

[@whitehorse7516]

I thought he looks just like him😂

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

Who wouldn't be after having a student like Will Hunting.

[@robertsutton3946]

Y'all is wrong and heaven shall exclude you from within it's borders

[@whitehorse7516]

@@robertsutton3946 would you like to know more about God?.

[@robertsutton3946]

@@whitehorse7516 no I'd like those vile jackasses making fun of a dead guy with serious mental issues to rot in hell

[@diji5071]

PAUL thinking "please say it once again."

[@JPhilocypher]

The comments have not failed on this one 😂😂😂 outstanding guys and gals.