A brief unstructured poem: "Yes!" "Sal?" "Yes, StrateGOS?!" "My lord?" "Your orders?" "Yes, StrateGOS?" "Sal?" "Your orders?" "Yes!" "We OUR BESEIGED!" "We OUR SURROUNDED!" "Leaving the army!" "Splitting the troops!" "Leaving the army!" "Splitting the troops!"
@ОттоГагеншплянген4 жыл бұрын
ORDERS?
@tundra51714 жыл бұрын
I read that shit like a song.. that was hilarious lmao 10/10
@laszlokiss4834 жыл бұрын
Ready to sail !
@skinny90894 жыл бұрын
VICTORY AND HONOOORRRRR
@khadajhin51303 жыл бұрын
„Marc, no more moves sir”
@ENn0ble4 жыл бұрын
Alexander the Great : 10 years *SnabbChris the Legendary* : *23 minutes*
@vladkapitsa47914 жыл бұрын
If you don't know, that is very realistic speedrun. Alexander conquer all Asia by 15 years)
@hefik86894 жыл бұрын
If i'm not wrong it's 10 years not 15, but still an impressive achievement
@vladkapitsa47914 жыл бұрын
@@hefik8689 maybe.
@oliverhughes6104 жыл бұрын
Not 'all Asia' - what is considered Asia today he did not touch, only barely expanding into the Indian subcontinent briefly. We think of Asia as India and the Far East. Alexander conquered Asia Minor, the Middle East, Egypt, Persia etc.
@vladkapitsa47914 жыл бұрын
@@oliverhughes610 i know, but Greeks don't know another countries in Asia.
@oliverhughes6104 жыл бұрын
@Brian Barlow Correct, my point was that it is incorrect to use the term 'all Asia' since that implies conquest of everything from India to Korea as well.
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
15:35 The advisor's in the corner, like: "You know what? I think you've got this. I'll just leave it to you, then."
@lionelhutz51374 жыл бұрын
When Alexander gazed upon the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
@idontlikerome27444 жыл бұрын
He just need to pay for the DLCs of Europe and India to unlock more of the map
@maxdecphoenix4 жыл бұрын
*except, you know, India, Arabia, virtually all of Africa, the Malaysian islands, Mongolian Steppes and modern day China and the Orient, literally all of Northern Europe (like all of it, from Ireland to the balkans to Eastern most Russia), then, like, all of north and south america.
@hamyzschidenfeld32154 жыл бұрын
@@maxdecphoenix We know that, just let us be poetic.
@scockery3 жыл бұрын
The Oxford English dictionary defines "no" as "a thing or a way of behaving that is not acceptable in a particular situation." That is not acceptable in a particular situation. May I use your bathroom?
@georgegabriel77663 жыл бұрын
Hans Gruber
@cherrydashzero56195 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it make more sense to make speed runs based on the number of turns?
@akshatharora21614 жыл бұрын
I think some are
@branofilipovic96084 жыл бұрын
way more sense, but you would get lot of games with the same WR number of turns
@erfgtdsfsdf69934 жыл бұрын
Wasnt this video actually about it?
@Kitties_are_pretty4 жыл бұрын
There are different types of speedruns. There are real time speed runs and turn speed runs. I don't think one is any more logical than the other, but they both exist so you can be happy.
@abrokenvuvuzela8344 жыл бұрын
That's called a blitz campaign
@doncarlo38615 жыл бұрын
cnhall: doesn't replenish Alexander's army Agamemnon voice: The man wants to die.
@NogaRuka29874 жыл бұрын
that is the most innacurate greek map I've ever seen
@maxdecphoenix4 жыл бұрын
the more meditteranean centric map for Rome Total War is more accurate.. somewhat. Alexander was just an expansion pack for RTW, and they had to make some sacrafices i guess.
@rikhenry97013 жыл бұрын
yeah it was an eye sore but you learn to live with it tbh. it's a fun game :)
@JaniHorvat15 жыл бұрын
Wow...you absolute madman. You beat this game on less than half an hour. No matter the difficulty, props to you. Well done. It took me several hours, developing my cities and armies. You made it look like a walk in the park.
@JaniHorvat15 жыл бұрын
@@speedstrategist down to shaving minutes? Damn.
@momchilandonov5 жыл бұрын
It's really about abusing the auto resolve option than anything else. Same thing with RTW speedrun with the difference that there are diplomacy exploits there. Also just look at 2:20 - every unit gains experience automatically for just surviving the battle...
@sskspartan5 жыл бұрын
@@momchilandonov Look up the record, Gauls winning the game ij less than 10 minutes haha.
@K.D.A_244 жыл бұрын
@@sskspartan just fulfill the victory conditions and it's good to go, but speed run without auto resolve must be quite interesting
@kambar16474 жыл бұрын
Why bother developing your cities and armies when you can just constantly push east, dismantling Achaemenid empire and not bothering yourself with administrative matters in the aftermath of the conquest, replacing your original Graeco-Macedonian forces with locals and mercenaries, at the end being on the verge of defeat in the middle of some God-forsaken place. This man did it just like Alexander did himself :D
@turkickatapharctoi13614 жыл бұрын
Before campaign:Alexander the Great After:Alexander the Butcher.
@insertgoodchannelnamehere11 ай бұрын
Love how this is just a constant stream of the Rome TW sound effects. Love those so much.
@ellig635 жыл бұрын
One thing I love to do on Alexander is to make the Persians and Barbarian factions playable and then march on Greece.
@Yuki_Francisco4 жыл бұрын
ellig63 sounds like a quick game
@yamnayaseed3564 жыл бұрын
too easy
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
Wait how do you do that??
@ellig634 жыл бұрын
@@Corbynmorris9 I think it's in the Desr_strat document. You just change Persia from non-playable --> playable. Should be lots of how to videos out there on Google.
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
Thank
@bodo-bing4 жыл бұрын
This isn't a speedrun! This is more like a realistic roleplay. The real speedrun was probably how long it took the devs to make this expansion
@mickeymisogynist9555 жыл бұрын
How many times did Alexander die in previous attempts?
@bodo-bing4 жыл бұрын
@adolphus stalingrad don't think so, unless it's been patched since, but I definitely remember killing Alexander as the Persians and getting the Game Over message!
@seboyce04094 жыл бұрын
Legend.
@diggusbickus4454 жыл бұрын
Bro wiped out entire bloodlines and recruited the survivors
@aleaiactaest65034 жыл бұрын
Alexander the Butcher Also a huge timesave would be if you took Sinope faster. Also you could move all of your candidates for adoption into Anatolia by moving your capital
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
Great ideas, I'll incorporate that into my next run :)
@cammrose2 жыл бұрын
Speedrunning a strategy game based on the original strategy speedrunner
@oliverhughes6104 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember thinking how vast and detailed and impressive the map was when I played this as a kid. I still play Rome Total War to this day - but obviously with a mod (using my Alexander disc, as it happens, for the Alexander AI, which is better). The maps in vanilla look pathetic in comparison.
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
Sounds great, what mod did you use?
@oliverhughes6104 жыл бұрын
@@speedstrategist Roma Surrectum III. It's fantastic; like a whole new game. Makes 2004 graphics look far more modern and adds a wealth of historically accurate units, buildings and so on, as well as a lot of immersive gameplay options. There's a number of Greek kingdoms you can play - Sparta, Macedon, Galatia, Bosporan, Massalia, Pergamon etc, as well as the inevitable Diadochi states like Ptolemaic Egypt and the Seleucid Empire - but I like to play as what I call the League of Greek Cities, where you inevitably end up bringing all Hellenic lands under one banner. The coolest thing is the localised recruitment for all the units, so instead of just generic 'hoplites' being recruitable from a simple barracks whereever you are, you can instead recruit Corinthian/Achaian units from Corinth, Boitian ones from Thebes, Spartans from Sparta, Athenians from Athens - even unique hoplites and units from Rhodes, Bithynia, Crete, Syracuse, Cyrene, Cyprus, etc etc. It's so cool having like a dozen hoplite units in your army where each one is from a different city with their own historically accurate armour, helmets, shield designs and so on, as opposed to just a horde of generic hoplites/pikemen and doing the usual hammer and anvil strategy with heavy cavalry every time.
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a cool mod, I'll check it out
@antisooner96782 жыл бұрын
I won everything to India for 17 courses. Top-level difficulties, at the minimum money and losses in troops and the ships.
@justsometimber1nthelake8734 жыл бұрын
*What if Alexander was German*
@thessop94394 жыл бұрын
That would explain how he died so quickly too!
@neoxxx74174 жыл бұрын
Alexander macedonian
@aptsag33904 жыл бұрын
He would suicide that die of fever.
@lephantomchickn36763 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg
@Maus_Indahaus4 жыл бұрын
Easy difficulty. In any other difficulty those automatic battles would often end in defeat, and in early game that would mean the end of speed run.
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
True, playing it through as a turn attack on medium difficulty. Thinking about doing the same on very hard
@kingjimmycraftofcalderonia20174 жыл бұрын
I wish total War makes a separate game about Alexander’s conquest
@jarskil88624 жыл бұрын
It would be Reskinned rome 2 that would be able to be done by modders, if that scale modding was possible anymore. I rather see Medieval 3 or Empire 2
@boratenjoyer4 жыл бұрын
It does exist for rome 2. Theres a submod for DeI
@kingjimmycraftofcalderonia20174 жыл бұрын
How sad, I don’t have Rome 2. In fact, I never played Total War games. Unless you count Total War Battles: KINGDOMS.
@willsmith69463 жыл бұрын
...Is that the voice of Brian Blessed?!
@ilianaghdifar10183 жыл бұрын
Like history of conqueror but before attack capital you must attack Egypt and then attack capital if you want history
@curtain98424 жыл бұрын
How op is Alexander in this game
@curtain98424 жыл бұрын
cnohall basically what I’m asking is does he get a special boost or is he the same as another general with the same command rating
@pastorofmuppets93464 жыл бұрын
Autoresolve is op on easy difficulty
@goodaccountname20184 жыл бұрын
He gets a special generals cav unit that’s busted
@Hideyoshi32414 жыл бұрын
At the start of the campaign he is pretty bad, but as you progress he will get some special op traits
@liammorris64124 жыл бұрын
Well, Alexander was OP in real life
@ЯковН-ю9х4 жыл бұрын
awesome bro
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@spacelover96354 жыл бұрын
Hi man how could you get 240 troops? Why i never get 240 troops? I dont understand. i have played in easy difficulty but i never got so many troops
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
It has to do with the graphic settings
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
You need to set the unit scale to huge
@spacelover96354 жыл бұрын
@@speedstrategist ah thanks man. Thank you. Finally found it. Thank you
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
@@spacelover9635 happy to be of assistance :)
@spacelover96354 жыл бұрын
@@speedstrategist why in rome total war 1 the senate wants that my faction leader needs to suicide?
@imLidan5 ай бұрын
yes stripey horse
@cerdic65862 ай бұрын
How were you able to auto resolve every battle?
@speedstrategist2 ай бұрын
Playing on easy/easy plus having great generals
@NotFinnish4 жыл бұрын
Mods the game to overpower Macedonian Troops
@chandan1004 жыл бұрын
How to download it sir
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
I bought it on steam
@mainulislam2977 Жыл бұрын
Can play for free?
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
Was this even on very hard mode???
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
Wen I tried to do this it took me two rather twenty five mins
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
With the Macedonians?
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
Yes
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
@@Corbynmorris9 two minutes?
@Corbynmorris94 жыл бұрын
No I meant two hours sorry
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
@@Corbynmorris9 Continue to play it. You'll be able to get down the time :)
@S-BOTZ2 жыл бұрын
bros acutally alexander the great
@chopdoublenine69463 жыл бұрын
Is that on easy? Lol
@alexomastoras4 жыл бұрын
how the fuck
@Zazou_964 жыл бұрын
I will never get the point of speedruns.. such a waste of joy
@СовокДерьмо4 жыл бұрын
красава
@jackmanatawa52122 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg!!!
@speedstrategist2 жыл бұрын
Just like Alexander in real life :)
@windsorhanish17713 жыл бұрын
Good job on really easy lol
@qwidium4 жыл бұрын
2019? RTW Alexander? Really?
@johnroscoe24069 ай бұрын
Turks mad. Turks mad.
@aldoisaimendozavazquez95464 жыл бұрын
Try hard difficulty
@speedstrategist4 жыл бұрын
Good idea, will do
@Ali_riza46 Жыл бұрын
no defeat.(!) nice cheating
@hoiblobvis5 жыл бұрын
first?
@61totalwar5 жыл бұрын
easy ? wtf easy de oyun kazanıp hava atıyor vay arkadaş..