Ron and Fez: Ron finally reveals Fez's awkward, inappropriate X-Mas Gift

Ron and Fez on Raw Dog SiriusXM Comedy Hits 99: From January 6th, 2014 show, Ron finally reveals Fez's awkward, inappropriate X-Mas Gift. Also we meet the new pretty Dominican intern and returning intern Vito is introduced to the new channel listeners.
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[@502tomthebomb]

fez was saving himself for ron all these years

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

Tommy B ewww

[@jennpenn5]

He is so head over heels on love with Ron that it's uncomfortable at times.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

Fezzie preserved his delicate flower & his beloved Ronnie wanted nothing to do with it.

[@randomconsumer4494]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ElVaquero19]

That's fuckin' gay

[@piercingbyjohnalonzo]

A decade later and it's just as uncomfortable.

[@subgrappling805]

“Yeah, your hope chest...all you girls have one.” Haha...Ron Bennington is a national treasure.

[@carblos]

Really need to see Fez's face as Ron goes through this. Although sadly it's probably just a blank stare.

[@ElVaquero19]

I can't believe Ron's children had to see that

[@booates]

it's a keepsake from a moment that wasn't special to anyone but fez.

[@JasonX2]

I love Ron going nuts at Pepper for playing that Moby song.

[@jennpenn5]

Pilkie101 That was beyond awful.

[@IshyVideos]

You're *off the rails*

[@ahbigkevin2440]

Pilkie101 It was fantastic! I was laughing so hard like what is happening? Then i saw this comment

[@C-Stanz]

story starts around 10:00

[@PeterTeal77]

Thank you, holy fuck. This show is unlistenable when it's not Ron passive aggressive shitting on fez as he has a breakdown.

[@TheChadTI]

Im from the future, 2021, and we're still embarrassed.

[@johnnylongfeather3086]

2022 also

[@Mikey_dabbles]

2024

[@JakeStLouis-iu9tb]

Ron doesn’t have to worry about getting bad presents from Fez anymore. Godspeed Fezzy!😢

[@SoulShrike]

The fact that Fez lied about saving it from that night makes this make so much MORE sense than just being weirdly intimate (also it explains why ANYONE would save something from an event so unremarkable at the time: they wouldn't). It was a misjudged attempt at emotional manipulation, at a time when Fez was beginning to feel insecure about his position in their partnership as Ron had finally started to display genuine dissatisfaction. I think it largely backfired because Fez has no actual empathy and therefore no real understanding of how this would actually make someone feel.

[@nolanduarte]

A wierd lie

[@WiGgYof09]

I think he didn't keep the matches from that night. He got them from a listener in 2002 and put them away because by that point he did want a keepsake from his past. Then he found them and forgot where they came from and thought he must have saved them from that night. He then made up this whole thing in his head. He then tried to use them to manipulate Ron, but ended up pushing him away.

[@ronnimm6456]

Fez is a master manipulator

[@borrisg4972]

"BOOHOOOOO PooR FeZZyYYYY!!!!" Stop it you're killing him :-|

[@FreedumbFighter29]

Im glad to see that RnF still have a fanbase. Thanks for uplaoding this.

[@amarch8]

I always assumed Fez was in love with Ron, especially when Ron took exception to O&A floating the idea on the air.

[@santacruznp]

What's in the box!? Wow all the cliffhangers, all the suspense was well worth it. Bravo! Plus it's good to hear Fez talk again, great radio. Million bucks guys!

[@SalvationMan]

I remember exactly where I was when I heard this and this is my third time re-listening now

[@Lyra4ran]

awwww, I dunno..... I thought Fez's explanation was sweet; he's just a big old girl.

[@WiGgYof09]

Except fast forward a littleblater and we find out a listener gave it to Fez back when they were at WNEW in 2002. I honestly think Fez did not actually save the matchbook from that night. I think he thinks he did though. The listener gave it to him and he put it away. Years later, during the start of his crazy time, he finds it and thinks he saved it from that night and gives it to Ron.

[@fredrickmiller6534]

@@WiGgYof09 no way dude. He's got anxiety, not memory loss.

[@notsusan]

the brain rewrites shit all the time, especially crazy brains.

[@krdragon6950]

I believe if Ron was gay, there would be not way that Ron would be with Fez in any sexual or romantic way.

[@colinrobinson6659]

Stand alone matchbook

[@robertmcm5094]

Hands down the funniest thing that I have listened to in a long time. Ron is the fucking king.

[@Demendred]

RIP Big Cat

[@Yesiamblind]

This is amazing.

[@paul_bellini]

RIP fezzy

[@jokespot]

RIP BIg Cat

[@Cid_Coletti]

That's the kind of thing a husband or wife does, not a friend, even a life long friend. There are ways to get a meaningful gift for a friend the matchbook was not the way to go.

[@WiGgYof09]

I think if Fez hadn't come out and gone bat shit crazy, Ron wouldn't have been as freaked out by the gift. Also, if Fez had told the truth and said he got the matches in 2002 from a listener things wouldn't have gotten as weird either. His whole thing about lying that he took them that night is what freaked Ron out. I think Fez found the matches in a box and forgot where they came from amd made up the back story.

[@PrivateAckbar]

This is such calm trauma. Ron is really fucking with Fez here.

[@zclark3571]

This isn't even the top five weirdest shit Fez has ever done! Maybe top ten since it was twenty years and Ron was totally creeped out!

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

17:00 fez talking like Pryor was coming to his table

[@Smokefrog-jb2uz]

If Fez is gay for Ron then this gift is fucked up. But if Fez just kept the matches for memories than there is no issue here. I know plenty of people that save movie stubs or other stupid shit for memories. I don't do that shit but it isn't weird unless Fez has a crush on Ron. Then its fucked

[@nolanduarte]

The original Chad incel alliance. Ron and fez #warmode

[@randomconsumer4494]

Dominican Ron Bennington

[@wolfumz]

This isn't the same as saving a trinket from the old Ron and Ron show for 20 years, or from Ron's first time on air or something. Something that would reflect their professional landmarks. It's the _fist_night_they_met. There's basically only romantic connotations to it. I'm hoping Fez turns out to be a hoarder with stacks of old newspapers and amateur wrestling fliers from the clearwater ymca, it's the only context that saving this matchbook would make sense.

[@AgentXaos]

A fan gave it to him in 2009.

[@wolfumz]

Dart567 what

[@AgentXaos]

wolfumz search for "Fez Threatens His Life Over WNEW Audio (03/05/14)"

[@WiGgYof09]

It was 2002 at WNEW. A listener gave them to him. Personally, I think Fez got them in 2002 and put them away. Then he came across them and forgot where they came from and assumed he took them from the night they met.

[@CaveManCobb]

Good guy Uncle Bennington

[@lawcane]

Nurys the intern was great. I remember when Fez kicked Vito out of the studio for laughing during a comedy show. Classic.

[@JoshyJosh610]

So Ron was basically at the same point in his career back then as Shelby is now, and yet Fez somehow knew "this guy's going to be a star, and I'm going to be with him forever".

[@sometimesrealityisugly4922]

The way Ronnie dealt with that young intern girl early in this clip was a beautiful thing. Ronnie B. is a legend and a radio god.

[@notsusan]

it's because the matches taught him how it feels to be a woman

[@MotherAlgorithm]

@@notsusan hahahaha

[@konfusionkore]

Before I originally listened to this. I imagined that the gift was something like Fez collected tiny pieces of Ron's hair for 20 years. Kinda like his toenail jar. Then gave the hair jar to Ron to show his love for him

[@ThatJunkman]

Makes me feel sorry for fez. He is very sensitive and they making fun of him gift. Even if it’s weird

[@InfiniteRhombus]

shelby looks pretty horrifying, i always forget what he looks like and then when i go look it up, he looks so strange.

[@Smokefrog-jb2uz]

+Iggy Tubmen Yeah his lips are fucking weird

[@jennpenn5]

Fez is so fucking loud. My ears started to bleed at one point. Learn how mics work, radio veteran.

[@CinemaBiohazard]

20:45 It was Gail, wasn't it?

[@Bri5150]

13:30 is the quick hit.

[@5milemacc737]

Icewear Fezzo

[@5milemacc737]

30:50 lmoooooo

[@PrivateAckbar]

He may have just found them.

[@darbytat2]

Fez

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

Christmas you heathen

[@FlashVirus]

21:05 Was Ted Danson in the Shining too?

[@nolanduarte]

Norm was on the side of the road in the opening shot

[@hurrdurr25]

Shelby is back? Holy shit that's awesome.

[@waltergross1269]

No clue if this is a work or shoot or both

[@seventysue8090]

Hey i just discovered OnA at the beginning of lockdown so im familiar with there voices but im new to accually listening to Ron and Fez. is hicks the voice that sounds like a fez and sam Roberts mixed?

[@jbvap]

I think you’re referring to Shelby, he has a pretty feminine voice. Ron addresses hicks around 4:00, and he speaks. You have a ton of OnA and Ron fez lore to get caught up on! Lucky you.

[@mistersippi2945]

Worst of the AFRO show should be something you listen to. Also something that puts this into more context is “Ron loses it with Fez” and “About what happened yesterday.

[@__Tazzzo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NeoSilvanus]

fuck man its not that wierd. Fez just a sentimental gaylord

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Ya, this is some creepy shit. If it were something from their first show it would be completely different but this is some creepy, I've been in love with you since the day we met shit. I totally get where Ronny is coming from here. I'd react the same way to someone I considered a brother for the better part of 20 years...

[@johnross1947]

It's not making a dent. You look like your covered in fish oil

[@hunterbear-ian8663]

I had a best friend who I thought of as a bro but was in love with me and that was super uncomfortable and I basically had that same moment where I realized I was in a rom com and yes he was running at me when I was about to leave waving his arms I was on acid it was a rediculous moment I didn't want to be in

[@AirBuddDwyer]

So then what happened

[@FlashVirus]

Yeah FEz is a creep

[@TheorizingWithBen]

I'm with Fezzy, too. Sometimes those keepsakes are kept by accident and coincidentally over a long period of time is worth showing. Ron has trouble taking it all in at once. It is pretty outstanding, though. Think about keeping them in tact while moving. That's makes them all the more special.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Ben Watts Fez literally said he kept the matches on purpose. He said he purposely took one pack of matches and went out of his way to keep them in good condition for 20 years.

[@AirBuddDwyer]

@@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 And, in typical Fez fashion, not only was it creepy, but it later turned out to be a lie

[@johndalton3180]

If you're gay, you don't give a straight friend a gift like that.

[@diogoravasco6792]

@@johndalton3180 If you're normal you don't keep the matches in the first place.

[@johndalton3180]

@@diogoravasco6792 I know of people who used to collect matches from restaurants and bars.

[@chrisganthony]

I don't think this ages well for Ron. I'm on Fez's side. He knew it was a meaningful meeting, and he was a thoughtful enough guy to hang on to something that could someday be a meaningful keepsake. Don't be afraid of the platonic love of true male friendship, Ron!

[@deadrafa333]

It's the fact that fez lied and Threatened his own life over it. Although a lot of ron and fez is a work. Depending upon how lucid fez was. Something that was revealed after fez died. Vito said at times he would be so uncomfortable because of what was going on in studio. Then during the break fez would direct the next segment and ramp up his crazy. So even the staff didn't know until it was confirmed as a bit

[@nolanduarte]

#nohomo

[@blueridgerennsport]

No wonder Fez has had so many heart attacks and health issues, poor bastard surrounded himself with heartless assholes who tore him apart any chance they got.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I get that Ron is allergic to feelings but if the gift had been a box of cigars or some calorie-loaded treats, Ron would've loved it & most likely started stuffing his face on the air.

[@diogoravasco6792]

It would be a weird gift, if the story Fez told was true. Since it's a lie the weirdness kind of goes away. It was just an attempt at faking love.

[@andrewptob]

It's weird, but in a way, I could see having the matches in your pocket after that night, finding them when you put the jacket back on, and then just throwing them in an old box of junk. However, the motivation for doing that is something that I would be weirded out by, too, if I were Ron because, yeah, it seems like something someone would do only if they were sexually attracted to you and wanted some sort of stalker momento. Weird shit.

[@JHOFF111]

This was way past the days of the show being good! Nothing better than wjfk and wnew days, even after ESD and Earl left this XM show was bad! Ron was just an asshole at this point! Fez was the best radio personality EVER during the wnew and wjfk days! Shame what happened, and all the extra ppl in studio was a huge mistake!

[@CaptanF0rever]

In Ron's defense, a big part of that was Fez's fault. Things changed for them when they left WNEW and went to JFK. Fez hated it there, grew resentful of Ron, and the downward spiral of the crying Fez began. Ron didn't want to go to XM but did it for Fez. Their relationship slowly deteriorated and never recovered from that point. Ron himself said he only stayed with Fez because of the "Brand". Just like O&A, R&F knew the product together would be more successful than split. Now, Ron and Anthony are miserable and scraping by on their respective programs, while Fez and Opie are dead (Fez Literally, Opie metaphorically).

[@JHOFF111]

@@CaptanF0rever very good info.... Thank you didn't know that, I did know Fez hated JFK for some reason, I often wonder what exactly happened to Fez as most ppl, but he was awesome on the wnew show, even better than Ron IMO... I'm not a huge Ron, for several reasons, thank you for the explanation it does help explain a few things

[@JHOFF111]

Never knew Ron didn't want to go to xm, any reason why that u know? I never liked how he was very harsh to Fez in a lot of ways, but Fez like everyone never stood up to Ron, that really pissed me off why everyone was afraid of Ron

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

@@CaptanF0rever I think Ron is happy. He’s a old guy and a few years before RF ended he said “at this point I’ve been in radio longer than I will be in radio” meaning he couldn’t handle radio with Fez. They loved each other (platonic) but were extremely resentful of each other. Fez more than Ron. He also said MANY times “doing this show is free money. You come in, bullshit, get a paycheck. This is what I’ve done my whole life. Just hanging out.” Sounds like he’s gotta great life.

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

@@JHOFF111 Fez also started to have a visceral hatred for EVERYONE but Ron. People didn’t want to do the show because they had to face a 50 year old man who cried constantly or went on predictable bitching rants if he wasn’t completely silent. He turned mean as a snake and didn’t want to do his job, but wanted to be paid and given credit. He mistreated and screamed at the staff enough to get formal complaints. Like all people with Fez’s mental issues he projected all of his hatred’s onto literally EVERYONE else and refused to take a joke. When he screamed and insulted people some of them his subordinates he said they all were “bullying him”. When someone called him out he said it was a trap meant to give him heart attacks and kill him. And its such a tragedy because like you said. He was the best! A truly fascinating study of how mental illness can warp and grind people down. If it can happen to someone like Fez and turn him into a husk it could happen to almost any of us. Terrifying…

[@maitlando1645]

I don't know why it's so weird? I thought that was a super nice gift..

[@jennpenn5]

Mait Lando It comes off as a love at first sight type thing.

[@seventysue8090]

@@jennpenn5 i agree. And just the way Fez says he was super impressed by ron and how he liked rons accent and how cool ron was... sounds like a crush.

[@vladthedragon8250]

And we're all supposed to believe Ron didn't know and it was such a surprise. He milked that crazy gay for some grade A material. A carney to the end.

[@nolanduarte]

#toofuckingwierd

[@billhanrahan1406]

Zsr

[@JR-lv9nb]

Shelby is the absolute worse part of this show !

[@killustrator]

I don't feel like listening to the deep breathing, lip smacking, and microphone adjusting sounds. What did he get Ron?

[@jennpenn5]

killustrator Don't forget Ron slurping his drink and shaking the ice around. For some reason it's like nails on a chalkboard when he does that.

[@killustrator]

Ok so Ron is so insecure and hates homosexuals so much that he can't accept a gift from another man that has feelings attached to it. I get it.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

killustrator Ok then... Or he's considered Fez like his brother for 20 years and was creeped out by the implication of Fez being in love with him the entire time...

[@Primus789]

Sounds like you have no clue of the context of the gift, or you're horribly awkward like fez

[@mcrome1679]

I love clips like this where you can hear the gangster in ron wanting to come out so bad but is loosely able to keep it civil

[@NothingToPointOut24]

killustrator I think you missed the entire message of this clip

[@notsusan]

even in a heterosexual context it's still creepy.

[@armandmuniz2981]

Shelby is annoying and unfunny. He should start a new show with opie.

[@LowTierAutist]

Shelbo rules