Ron & Fez - Medication Time (East Side Dave Edition)

03/02/10
Special thanks to brad123xxx and brwnbastrd on Reddit for remembering this segment as well as the date and timestamp.

[@seabassmcbigfat]

Fez had her pinned from day one.

[@lucrative6477]

Everyone did. Listen to what Ron says. He clearly knows, and is just stringing Dave along for a bit. Mocking the idiot is 99% of Ron and fez.

[@tedsnopieandrfemporium4559]

A broken Homotron 3000 is right twice a day

[@jimmyglea]

Poor Dave...knowing what we do now, his suspicion about the text was likely spot on.

[@johnochiltree1170]

What happened?

[@sanfordsanford295]

She was getting some strange

[@youtubebannedme4207]

@@sanfordsanford295 she should have been dave is and always has been and always will be a loser and an idiot this is the same guy that molested a dog and thinks putting salt on spoiled food makes it fine to eat. I hope she takes his kids away too. dave deserves to be alone and miserable his whole life.

[@seventysue8090]

She was a cheater. And if someone sends you a text that says "I've always loved you the most" and they don't kill themselves then they are cheating lol poor Dave.

[@BobbyDigital59]

That gd drummer

[@jeffreycroop2265]

I was two minutes in and I knew Casey was cheating on Dave

[@CaptainWwowW]

Which is funny because I think that's about as long as she was faithful for too

[@jeffreycroop2265]

Boy Dave should have thought something was up at this time.

[@Sean-kv1uj]

No doubt. But love blinds a man even when the rest of us can see so clearly.

[@jimmyglea]

I knew too…but I was 28 and stupid.

[@kilosoul236]

Dave thought she was cheating with her friend Jonathan a week before their wedding. He was wearing Dave's clothes and was at his apartment alone with Casey sitting in Dave's chair , on Paltalk with her.

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

Dave reading Casey's email doesn't seem so bad now.

[@necrodawg]

Thank you so much, dude!

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

I'm two minutes in...I hope Dave figures out she meant to text someone else.

[@jessedub]

Ha ha, was thinking the same thing. Poor Dave, she was cheating on him before they even got married.

[@ianduff1025]

It's so obvious

[@jennpenn5]

I thought that too.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

@@jessedub lol yeah that girl really was such a slimy piece of shit. Whatever happened to her?

[@brucegrossman3531]

Was about to say the same thing. She texted Dave by accident. And then realized it right after she hit send.

[@jimmyglea]

In retrospect, Dave’s story is sad. He knew his marriage was over, he just didn’t know he knew yet.

[@demo3456]

yup she wasn't answering because she was obviously with another guy

[@dereksnyder7271]

Hysterical!!!

[@sooperheep]

@@demo3456 or just didn't want to deal with Dave's breakdown then

[@jessedub]

Thanks, Top. New old ron&fez bits are one of my favorite youtube notifications to get.

[@Rob_Kates]

Me too, I love these classics episodes.

[@ChaosTheory9]

Jeez ron had to talk to ESD behind closed doors at some point right? Even the “phone not working” excuse is weird…why wouldn’t she just type “hi” to see if it works lol

[@TheWillrocks51]

You understand this radio show is a work, right. None of what they say is real.

[@jessedub]

@@TheWillrocks51 Dave's wife was really cheating on him and they really got divorced. And if their kids were a radio bit, that's taking things to a crazy new level

[@TheWillrocks51]

@@jessedub Oh, we're playing the game where you take the correction as gospel and not an obvious jab at how you can't believe the show. How unique and cute.

[@silversnail1413]

@@TheWillrocks51 Christ, you're a moron. The worst part of listening to R&F is realizing that most of the other fans have single digit IQs and smug asshole attitudes.

[@lucrative6477]

@@TheWillrocks51making yourself look pretty dumb

[@tedsheckler6648]

THANK YOU FOR NEW RON AND FEZ UPLOADS YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK!

[@Mrz-bq2yb]

Dave married a woman he just met, got her knocked up twice, then wonders why his life is so hard.

[@Snowmanse]

I get that Ron didn't want to tell Dave what was probably happening, but he shouldn't have tried to convince him nothing was wrong.

[@brucegrossman3531]

This makes me feel bad for Dave. But a good amount is his fault. The move to South Jersey because he still couldn't cut the cord from his mom. A wife who would barely do anything to help out. His paranoia and that was from the start of dating Casey. It's clearly obvious she was more interested in being a star then a mother.

[@evansgate]

I think she thought Dave’s position on the R&F show guaranteed him a great salary, never mind the fact that he was a huge part on a great radio show. Things started going bad when he couldn’t get raises, was gone all day and she was broke stuck with two kids. Shitty situation all around but she’s definitely a big part of it

[@ronnimm6456]

​@evansgate I think you nailed it. It's one thing to be a stay at home Mom but being a stay at home Mom with no money and no help is really not fun.

[@Hurpdurpdipidydoo]

@@evansgate definitely what it looked like anyway fez was spot on from the start.

[@SonOfMuta]

​@Hurpdurpdipidydoo No, he wasn't. It was none of business but he kept trying to control Dave's life. Rest in piss, Todd

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@SonOfMuta wah 😩

[@gadreal2196]

Ron: "youre like a Rottweiler " Dave: "yeah" *sniff*

[@killensalves]

1:03:03 Thank God for Ronnie B, this woman is to radio what Green Peace is to a Japanese whaling ship.

[@robertlong6526]

Didn’t his wife leave him for another guy. I don’t keep up Dave since he went to Compound Media.

[@BroadStBully28]

lol why?

[@dereksnyder6027]

Because Dave is human garbage which is why he fits in so well on his new platform.

[@DJWEEDPIZZA]

She was getting pumped by approximately every other Ron and Fez listener. She was too busy to answer the phone!

[@BuchaGantz]

@@DJWEEDPIZZA so the callers were telling the truth this whole time lol tragic

[@Hurpdurpdipidydoo]

@@BuchaGantz yeah the one dude who threw a napkin dispenser at Dave was absolutely right

[@BlibbaBlob]

Should've laid off the cakehorns, Fez. RIP

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Was going well - entertaining and interesting. Then Horseface Typing Bore shows up sporting her usual dull wit and gnat-like charm. R & F should have the “Nopie” equivalent soon where all of those message board creeps are scrubbed from existence where they belong

[@seabassmcbigfat]

Is that Eric The Midget Martin as your pfp? Lmfao

[@DOEROCKSAH]

Ackkkk ackk

[@Vesperwow]

thank you buddah

[@demo3456]

This dude didn't a right to get a goldfish let alone 2 kids

[@Rufus_McMillian]

Casey was a problem from the jump. Dave knew something was not right. She caused a lot of trouble and eventually was a cheating scumbag. Not that Dave was a prize but damn he was funny

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

fez was great

[@seabassmcbigfat]

The transition into Reservoir Dogs is beautiful

[@heySTUPIDass]

Love Ron and Dave riffing about movies and dropping lines 😂

[@christhomasism]

Omg yes!!!

[@seventysue8090]

1:02:07 they really do sell lunch meat chicken and it's my favorite!!!!! Ive live in Ga since a was little and we've always had it. It's so weird the whole room turned on Fez. They used to have a herb chicken one that was phenomenal but they took it away.

[@chrisaltobelli]

Holy shit Ron said two idiotic things here, 1 thinking Reservoir Dogs was set in the 70's at first, and then 2 Deli sliced chicken breast not existing... Like what the fuck yo?

[@Snowmanse]

There was another one where Ron and Fez mocked Dave for saying he could buy things over the phone with his debit card. Weirdly out of touch sometimes.

[@emzkoe3904]

​@@Snowmanse I was listening to the one where Ron was making fun of Fez for still having a landline as well as a cell phone and it struck me cause I swear there is also one out there of Ron making fun of somebody for not having a landline and just using a cell phone cause they aren't reliable. And you are probably thinking of the time Casey was stranded on the side of the road States away. Dave wanted to pay for the fix over the phone by giving the numbers and Ron and fez were acting like that was ridiculous. I was really confused by that because obviously you can. I've done it a lot, including once for a car repair.

[@mikepan7964]

@@emzkoe3904that’s so funny you mentioned this because I just recently heard those two shows where Ron adopts those two contradictory opinions re: cell phones and land lines!

[@jessedub]

Did they ever figure out what was wrong with lil Stanley?

[@fastteddy9570]

@@RootVegetabIe Quarter Horse

[@jessedub]

Meant Dave's son Stanley, not the centaur

[@ZeeAhmedKhan]

yes ... his dad was east side dave

[@sexualnapalm6209]

Pyloric stenosis, it makes you throw up, it's more complicated than I could explain here

[@jessedub]

@@sexualnapalm6209 Thanks, always wondered what was wrong with lil Stanley.

[@nolanduarte]

#radiodawgz

[@KonevRokossovsky]

I don’t think Ron ever gave Dave good relationship advice. That text was obviously suspicious and Casey was always doing and saying questionable things. Ron’s wisdom was always to just assume the best and believe that nothing was wrong.

[@evansgate]

If there was any justice Dave would have gotten some of Fez’s salary and we’d still have the hilarious orange ball of failure in our lives

[@coolboy5245]

Billy Staples was the orange ball of failure, not Dave

[@ronnimm6456]

True. He deserved more money.

[@Patrick_B687-3]

Good segment. I listened until they tossed Ant off, but my time on was more broken starting about this time. God I miss both shows so much.

[@sooperheep]

00:21:12 the caller nailed Fez and his selfishness

[@dereksnyder6027]

So according to Ron if I don't want to interact with people I shouldn't work? Where do I sign up?

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Your weird

[@dereksnyder7271]

@@matthewgriffin7857 How am I weird for not wanting to deal with all the losers of the world? People are typically really stupid and not worth my time so I would prefer to spend my time away from them in peace. Also it's You're* weird.

[@Hurpdurpdipidydoo]

I don’t know if you get it

[@evidencedotzip]

​@@matthewgriffin7857You're*

[@dereksnyder6027]

Knowing what I know now, this makes me so happy. Listening to Dave's life falling apart is glorious.

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Creep lol. I think Dave is lame for caring so much about this stupid woman of his but you’re weird af leaving all your comments

[@evansgate]

pretty telling of you to take pleasure in others suffering. Dave is dumb but definitely good at heart, no one deserves that kind of shit

[@NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript]

This is just pure fucked up… I mean on a human level.