Ron & Fez - The Return of Staples

He's baaack! Billy Staples returns to the studios of WJFK. Yes, he's still an alcoholic.
Original Airdate: 05/05/05

[@johnmchugh8049]

Billy billy 1 day chips are on the house

[@MCGusto1]

On fire with these posts! Billy Staples is by far my favorite Ron & Fez personality now

[@SaiyanJumpman]

You’ve seen the way

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I love to hate Billy. Just when you start to feel a ping of sympathy, he keeps talking & ruins it.

[@dhyden]

For someone who has "short term memory loss", Billy sure does remember lots of details to stories

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

Give him a brake! He’s got a lot of lies to remember!

[@captainwohop]

There’s so much to absorb from this appearance. The genius of Billy to blame himself for injuries from car accident but still take no responsibility for causing it.

[@markomajetic5256]

Trying to follow his logic is a trip lmao Like, If billy was shot by the police, he would've blamed the store that sold him the weapon because if he didnt have a gun then the police wouldn't have fired on him.

[@Dre2Dee2]

Billy was babbling like a crackhead the whole time, oh gee I wonder why

[@paulnewstead9693]

His Railroad settlement changes every time he tells the story.

[@MS69]

10k this time but it was 5k another time.

[@Snowmanse]

They've called him on it before and he's mentioned that sometimes he gives the total settlement amount and sometimes he just says the amount of money he got from it after fees.

[@MickeyMerris]

From 4k to 5k and then to 10K .

[@frozenpoopy]

​@Snowmanse yeah its been this. He got 10k but after his lawyer fees and taxes its like 5k or 7.5k or whatever

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

The slur gets more pronounced as time passes

[@nope2190]

STAPLESSSSSS NOWWWWWWWWW I love the uploads budday

[@lisacaracciola5930]

Billy Staples came in drunk on 9-11.... and was a burden. I'm dying. I'm just dying.

[@tylerlacroix6036]

Things like this just help me remember why I don't drink. Cuz when I do, I'm just like Billy and boy is it sad. I remember denying the most obvious shit to myself and everyone else and when you're doing it, you know its pathetic, but it's only when you're on the outside of it that you can see how truly and incredibly pathetic it really is.

[@Half_Astronaut]

Appreciate the uploads buddy!

[@Toedoro26]

There’s a go fund me for Billy on his Twitter he had a heart the picture of him is terrible he looks like a ghost.

[@bries1769]

It’s really telling he still lied about that topless bar thing. He admitted it during his self serving amends show.

[@SaiyanJumpman]

Good ear Brie. I thought that was devastating. Also, the whole program has become something that he cannot divorce his thinking from but also cannot live the life. Trying to do a mental count of how many one day chips he has stashed somewhere broke my heart. This video is the most tragic yet.

[@lisacaracciola5930]

He had previously admitted BOTH incidents, he just forgot. Happens consistently with Staples.

[@brucegrossman3531]

The delusions of Staples.

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

19:39 this is where I started to believe in Billy

[@Data__Point_]

buddddday!

[@dsmith11373]

It's good to hear Giant Brian

[@Demendred]

Billy Staples was always great on the air.

[@Toedoro26]

Would love to know what Billy’s up to these days. He’s on twitter but never tweets.

[@ncapez]

He has recently posted some audition clips on his own KZbin channel

[@SaiyanJumpman]

@@ncapez I could not watch them but they show up from time to time in my Watch Recommendations. I only hope he never sees my comments on this channel. I don’t want to cause the guy to feel bad. My five year sobriety date is later this month. I don’t go to meetings but listening to Billy genuinely helps me not drink.

[@dhyden]

@@ncapez and he tried so hard to style himself like Chris Farley, minus the OD.

[@brucegrossman3531]

@@SaiyanJumpman 8 years my friend.

[@dsmith11373]

@@SaiyanJumpman they are kind of cringe to watch at least for me.

[@SaiyanJumpman]

CTE really brings out his racism.

[@SaiyanJumpman]

Nor does it dampen his self image

[@MickeyMerris]

" I'm a specialist" 🙄 If specialist means being a drunken phone screener who's life is so pathetic that it makes for great radio then I guess he is.

[@SaiyanJumpman]

Ron still giving him a hard time for the stock jokes in this condition is classic. It took everything for him to get out that chromosome joke and Ron is the same lol 😂

[@MickeyMerris]

Im not convinced his "condition" is why he's acting like a nutty hack . I guess crack addiction is a condition too though.😅

[@MickeyMerris]

...Its crazy how he goes after Giant Brian. As corny as he was he was an actual radio producer and funnier ....and had a weekend show on WJFK that wasn't completely awful .

[@johnmchugh8049]

Listening again , and I’m just depressed , I really hope billy is working the steps now

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

He’s “disabled” and lives in his mom’s basement. More then he deserves.

[@irish80-93]

Billy Staples aka professional victim and liar

[@Dre2Dee2]

aka child molester and drunk

[@bigcatclassics6759]

24:07 oh god. Lol. Billy was really such an animal lol. Acting like he was sober & superior to those who weren't🤣🤣

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

A great example of a narcissist! Remember he also said he was a “comedian” had 4 shows 2 of which bombed terrible, and the other 2 were boring in over 2 years! Then said he was too good for auditions and said he’s a “veteran” of comedy and many famous comedians rip him off! And of course he’s too much of a bitch to take responsibility for his actions and blames it on his “disease”! Still hasn’t worked in over a decade, ripped on Al Dukes for being promoted to corporate, and that he “can get a gig whenever I want” but he can’t because he’s disabled!

[@DMVDawg]

Every time I listen to this clip and I hear Billy talk about Wonderboy “using his material“, I am yelling out loud what material? Does anybody know what he was referring to when he says that?

[@roberttulibacki9184]

Billy Staples represents everything that wrong with this country.

[@jaysonjay9165]

There is nothing redeemable about Billy

[@mattreed2765]

Billy is doug bell

[@mrjeremyleblanc]

20:00 Ring Doug's Bell

[@MickeyMerris]

The guy in jail for a cracked out highspeed car chase/crash thinks he's better than the black guys who wanna watch Cops? What else are they supposed to watch in jail anyways , Will and Grace re-runs?

[@jayzisthegoatbeyonceistrash]

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[@DMVDawg]

Hearing Billy try to attack the other guy in studio was literally hard for me to listen to. It was so bad and yet typical Staples trying to be funny

[@briesissy5573]

The thing about racists is that they need to find someone they can look down on. Like Billy, who feels superior to the black guys he's in jail with. Furthermore, Billy is proof that there is a double standard in terms of justice. Given his lengthy rap sheet, he should still be in jail, yet he was given second chance after second chance.

[@AzathothTheTrueGod]

You’re not wrong. He’s a problem bound to cause more trouble. He’s a poor victim all the time.

[@booates]

yeah bro blacks are never repeat offenders

[@FrogsTinyBladder]

An mri doesn’t show cte