Ronny Chieng - You're Not Important Enough For Facebook

The Daily Show's #RonnyChieng thinks you're stupid if you assume Facebook wants your data, a cheap airline should never be trusted, and that the Android vs iPhone debate is pointless.
Ronny Chieng stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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[@rowewills]

I'm on a Ronny stand up binge and I'm living for his lack of tolerance for literally everything.

[@leesteal4458]

I'm doing him and Russel Peters.

[@lesegomabe2679]

All aboard 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂😂😂

[@00st307-m]

Rowena Williams YESSS

[@kdfkdf1711]

Same.

[@abbuk900]

Right behind ya lads

[@casamzam]

I’m convinced Ronny Chieng is not actually doing stand up, he is just getting onstage and yelling his feelings at strangers for 6-11 minutes as a very niche form of therapy

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

He looked startlingly like he might get an actual hernia from bending that imaginary phone.

[@Fed-np9ez]

We asians need to get that mental healthcare somehow u kno

[@reversidly]

And get paid for it

[@Ansh77K]

Asian bill burr

[@followthewhiterabbit1089]

works for bill burr i can listen to him rant for hours.

[@Illumirage]

I like this guy A lot of underlying anger - LOL

[@johncoleman7673]

Underlying? Lol I love this guy also. An Asian Lewis Black 😁

[@Illumirage]

@@johncoleman7673 haha

[@doubledown8229]

LOVE IT!

[@jenniferlawrence9473]

They say all comics have a lot of underlying anger.

[@chelseychiachi]

When there’s so much stupidity in the world now it’s hard not to be LOL

[@LijenC2357]

He represent the best quality of Asians, like logical, practical, inpatient rage against stupidity.

[@maggiechan33]

@LijenC2357 YES. I LOVE HIS AGGRESSIVE, CONFIDENT HUMOR. Ronny is SO REFRESHING, compared to the overwhelmingly self-deprecating Asian/Asian American Comedians.

[@geoffreytasker2097]

So he's the Andrew yang of comedy

[@thepolymathuniverse9694]

*represents* *qualities*

[@spartan1010101]

The Polymath Universe *Asian*

[@GregoryMichaelCarter]

LijenC2357 that’s ridiculous. Asians are people. They are the most common person on planet Earth. There is no such thing as: “a best quality for an Asian person.” Logic and impatience towards stupidity also doesn’t have anything to do with being a trait associated with a certain race of people. The guy is just funny. Doesn’t have anything to do with him being Asain. His experiences as an Asian person help shape his comedy, but this guy is smart, he’s not bound by those constraints. We need more comedians like him and fast, the guy is brilliant.

[@ItsChurchieYall]

I feel like if I don't laugh he'll yell at me

[@ferzinhaN]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nice one.

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

@@ferzinhaN 😄😄😄👍👍

[@leetraviusmckay314]

He yells at his boss Trevor Noah

[@runninginsept]

HAHAHAHAHAH most factual comment!

[@BEKESE]

This is how he does his comedy. He yells and I like him

[@yoe91]

I like his demeanor. He appears like he genuinely doesn't give a crap what the audience thinks. There's no lag in his delivery, he just goes about his business spitting out the lines, and always with that tongue in cheek seriousness, never cracks a smile.

[@vipr1142]

He is like my spirit animal here. I feel like this everyday about things.

[@igordasunddas3377]

He has the frills, he ain't no animal - he's human, because he has the frills!

[@charlottem.1477]

That’s what makes it so amazing. The rage is there, without any of the cursing. Content I can watch with family, after saying ‘ok’ to get out of 18 disagreements…. Lol

[@heirrose1606]

The Dennis Leary stand-up style

[@cherryd8285]

he"s like the personification of all things we secretly hate but don't bother to speak about...lol!

[@Baldinosalvador]

i like him a lot, he's got that "hurry up and buy" energy

[@TheMayleemelo]

hahahah yes 100% "you break you buy" energy

[@BusaVader]

Yes I agree he has that you order shit you eat shit attitude

[@papillonvu]

Hurry up and buy energy!! 😂😂 You nailed it!

[@samyzy]

Hahahahaha

[@KairoK]

Message!

[@naythennguyen991]

Imagine Ronnie being a saleman. Whatever he says, Ill buy. Just dont want to activate his angry mode

[@jazzyjazz9872]

😅😅😂

[@MrKaje72]

He always ends his sets like he’s got somewhere better to be.

[@fredrikmudas]

Ikr 😂

[@esmondgoh3112]

His home

[@ohh2752]

That's how most comics end their sets cause that's the only way you leave them wanting more

[@nesrinoz3926]

Zuckerberg should have hired this guy as his only lawyer.

[@haebienpak5701]

He would scare the judge and jury to submission

[@jazzyjazz9872]

@@haebienpak5701 😆😆😆😂😂

[@Vibranium603]

Also Tim Cook.

[@ferzinhaN]

"...you can't die twice!" 😂😂😂 this guy is insane.

[@tamiekaaugusta4058]

I flew on THIS airline at $34 too! 😩😩😩

[@kiyokowilkinson158]

I know he doesn't mean it literally but I have died twice.God has brought me back for some reason he wants me alive. I don't know what he wants me to do yet but you better believe I'm going to do it what ever it is! locked and loaded with the armer of Christ on,I don't know why I'm telling all of this online but maybe God wanted me too!? IDKNOW?🤔😄🛐I really like Ronnie's parts when he is on the daily show he is hilarious 👏👏😂😂😎he needs a Netflix special,so we can hear more of his comedy!😍👏👏

[@patrickbonham949]

😂😂

[@tlloxus1714]

Ferz N but shadows can

[@Q_QQ_Q]

@@tamiekaaugusta4058 to where?

[@denniswalker5349]

"Low Budget airlines are just try to get the price low enough that you don't care about dying."🤣🤣🤣

[@MH-ru8he]

He's so angry on this delivery. I feel like he's actually pissed about something

[@luvours]

Micah H he is hard core liberal. They are always angry. No fun to hang out with.

[@TheFrancescanater]

Shannon Kim any reason why you felt like you had to bring politics into this?

[@omshree2448]

I guess he is angry about his existence as humans 🤣

[@ohcrystal]

Ikr

[@headcold7250]

Shannon Kim LOL yes, I’ll bet he even brings up political assumptions in KZbin comments..watching videos of people he doesn’t like. Loser shit haha poor guy

[@yen-8680]

I swear he treats this stage as his therapy session for anger management 😂

[@philiplau9711]

"There goes my plans to build a bridge out of iPhone 6s... just no structural integrity whatsoever." Bbaahhhahaha!

[@nehaprasad146]

That was one of the best lines lol

[@benephr]

Can you explain why this is funny? The rest is so good but I don't quite get this one

[@redkamekaze5557]

@@benephr its funny cause its insulting the guy who is trying to discredit iphone 6 by saying that iphone 6 is fragile. When in actuality the guy use an absurd amount of strength to bend the iphone 6 , which is completely unnecessary cause u use iphone just to play, call or message someone , its not like u need the iphone 6 to be super hard like u want to build a fucking building or something. i hope u get my explanation cause i suck at giving it.

[@benephr]

@@redkamekaze5557 Thank you for the explanation! really good one but I was confused by his last 2 punchlines, about the bridge

[@KyranSparda]

Nokia 3310: You were saying?

[@RalphieM92]

Would u fly Air Asia? No. $50 to London. ALRIGHT I’LL ROLL THAT DICE !!! What’s that? $50 return? Alright Double or nothing. LET’S GO!! 😂😂😂

[@stevec5275]

you can't die twice Lol

[@RalphieM92]

@@stevec5275 Precisely so why not >.

[@dickybirdcch]

Dieded!

[@mai-ph9yo]

air asia is shit and you cant change my mind. i have never gone on an air asia flight that wasnt delayed

[@Luna1693]

@@mai-ph9yo So basically like the air version of the Greyhound bus service?

[@fozz5722]

lol the Asian Bill Burr even his delivery is the same. Still good routine.

[@Calilou52]

Difference is Bill is funny

[@fozz5722]

@@Calilou52 No Burr but I've seen much worse.

[@adzventurerider]

Watches, iPhone, cars, now Burr. No shame

[@sunandablanc]

The way he holds the mic, the gestures, the tonal shifts in the voice, the rhythm of delivery--Jesus, it's a flat-out imitation. Almost embarrasing. And yet ... yeah, some good material.

[@kingbumi1656]

@@Calilou52 Bill Burr disagrees with you. He got Chieng to do support for him early in his(Chieng's) career and said he was really funny.

[@iloveflowers1305]

He makes some good points and I like his delivery. He gets so worked up about the stuff that happens to be the same things that irritate me about the world today. I like this guy!

[@deb000rah]

me too! I was like, "finally someone who gets me!"

[@zizinnnn]

I hereby call this angry humour and I love it!

[@stepan5455]

Look up bill hicks, not as loud in his delivery but the angers palpable

[@m0thdm]

"My android.... getting stronger.... with the hate. Look at it. It's like the dark side of the force, unlocking new abilities. Rise, Android. RISE"

[@emanbuoy7673]

*This dude is always angry😁😁😁😁😁*

[@doubledown8229]

LOVE IT!! haha

[@dank8334]

Normal for me in some Asian countries

[@belalnoor9686]

@@dank8334 really?

[@HocWeng]

Probably the most zen guy in real life lol

[@lunarsvrant8641]

belal noor my family is exactly like that talking about everything lmao

[@christineferreira2181]

I love Ronny Chieng’s comedy. His angry delivery always makes me crack up. It’s always regarding “stupid” stuff and people. He’s hilarious

[@Nylak-Otter]

"Frills" doesn't sound like a real word anymore. Frills frills frills

[@clumsiii]

ya that happened to my ear too! I love when that happens. Frilly frock, frills, frills frills...but now i wonder...can you have just one Frill? Is that a thing?

[@ussjealousy]

I don't even know what "frills" means, I'm learning English and already is a nonsense word after this

[@Zetsuke4]

For reals

[@janosk8392]

Now I come to think of it the word loses its sense of being to become a mere shadow of itself.

[@ph4tboy]

when you repeat any word enough, it loses all meaning. it's a well known phenomenon called semantic satiation.

[@joshuahoward521]

He literally addressed everything that triggers me in life 😂

[@jeremyhart557]

His delivery is 🔥🔥 nd his energy good clip

[@ryanbertoldi8303]

"Stop making me soound like a DIVAA because I want a blanket in subzero temperatures...WE WANT FRILLS"

[@nayelischoice]

His rage makes everything 10 times funnier. This guy needs his own show and book.

[@JM-gv5eq]

It's like this guy said " I'm fine" way too often and he's letting all of his unspoken anger out on stage😂

[@2cer2]

his delivery just like Bill Burr's. They should meet and discuss on how bad the world is. LOL

[@nnaim9347]

True Malaysian English there. Haha. Live well and prosper Ronny!

[@sikoo31]

No no, it's "i hope you get rich"

[@hungoverjesus1891]

"Just shut up about it" Ronny is my kind of comedian 😂

[@CaliforniaPette]

Someone summed it up brilliantly : " I feel like if I don't laugh he'll yell at me" LOL

[@dotapark]

LMAO that someone is right above you on my screen 😂

[@radonjaprelevicrp]

Getting Bill Burr vibes.

[@Jiff321]

Rakac Makac then you don’t know bill burr. This dude is on the daily show. That means you’re a hack

[@radonjaprelevicrp]

@@Jiff321 Wym I'm a hack? What does that even mean in this context? I think you might have made a grammar mistake or something. I know Bill Burr, but I don't know this Ronny Chieng guy.

[@viktorantevski9720]

Yeah, this vid came on in the background and I started wondering first "Why does Bill have a chinese accent?". Similar kind of anger/energy.

[@YanNyeinAung]

His speech pattern is super similar to Burr and anyone that doesn’t see it is braindead

[@nostringsabove4002]

Rakac Makac hes a burr clone...

[@mahindi07]

intelligent humor is always the funniest! I love this guy!

[@djisar-official]

Ronny, you are amazing! I hope Comedy Central gives you your own show at some point!

[@wytefoxx]

He has, it's called International Student.

[@kdfkdf1711]

On netflix!

[@dankool688]

This dude is cool cause he's confident and unique not just a line..

[@mikehuntsmells5253]

Lol, love this guys passion. Great clip

[@bipenthunglotha2516]

The way he delivers his jokes is so awesome like it makes me feels like if I were on the first row, he'd throw his feet or hands at me.

[@Tolu1994]

Stop waging war on frills 😂😂😂

[@MikiArtist]

I read this exactly when he said it lol

[@BadBoyBobby85]

Frills aren't the enemy

[@nawafabughazalah1345]

This Asian dude is like Marmite, you either like him or hate him. He's really good 😂

[@fabianhoigens4620]

I wouldn'tsay I like him, but I don't hate him either,....i think he is okay and funny at some points..

[@sithlordshaun_]

I was having a really bad day...but this guy made it one hundred times better! 👌🏾😂😂

[@thetruth9405]

I hope u have a great day every day.

[@sithlordshaun_]

TheTruth I hope so too🙏🏾😊

[@scarletpachyderm]

@@sithlordshaun_ how has your days been since then

[@mithunkumar25557]

@@scarletpachyderm must be good.

[@galan7337]

Saw his Netflix special. Hilarious. Watching this, I realized he is VERY similar to Bill Burr in his attitude and delivery.

[@amarsaeed9042]

"There goes my plan to build a bridge of iPhone6s." 😂😂😂

[@benephr]

Why is this funny, I don't quite get it

[@AT-yg4nk]

Just watched his Netflix special on a whim and WOW!! This guy is great! Way funnier than I originally thought! One of the best stand up specials I’ve seen in a long time. He’s awesome! Glad I became a new fan.

[@amo5015]

VOTE for “ Ronny CHIENG 2024” for U.S. President 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@chickenmonger123]

People saying his delivery is like Bill Burr, and in this video he is. But I’ve seen other videos of him, and he doesn’t always deliver like Burr. I think the intensity just matched the material better.

[@robertjohnburton9775]

His justified anger is his energy. Ronny nails the stupid and I don't laugh, I smile deeply with his memorable commonsensical reproaches.

[@sanghoonlee5171]

All jokes aside, a billion people's social network data is incredibly valuable because it shows what gets them to spend money. That's how Google and Facebook generate revenue.

[@RomanMedvid]

Sanghoon Lee true. That’s why idiots like this one dilute the discussion

[@arinemet]

@@RomanMedvid Yet, here you are, speaking about it, huh...

[@beaulimbu]

He is joking about it so people start talking about it. You can see he knows it’s true value.

[@bern9642]

@@RomanMedvid he's a comedian, he bends the truth so it's funny

[@grantreznor]

Sanghoon Lee powel nahui

[@goldenmeatzs4625]

God he's the best not exactly to smartest idea to watch after belly surgery.😂

[@saruulbat-erdene5447]

Watch his Netflix special , your stitches are gonna burst .

[@camthedestroyer1490]

The way he came out seems like he didn’t know what he was gonna talk about but then got angry on Facebook and just walked out 😂

[@tomadams3528]

" Would you fly air Asia? No. $50 to London. Alright.........I'll roll that dice ..what's that $50 to return alright...double or nothing." ~ Asia Bill Burr. Love from California.

[@metaside1590]

"it's getting stronger with the hate! it's like the dark side of the force unlocking new abilities" lol awesome stuff!

[@GG-yy4yx]

Anyone else like his voice? He’s got a cadence and tone to his voice that would make him the perfect reporter.

[@aceracer7408]

I believe he is a lawyer. A good lawyer can speak so we listen. He is outstanding.

[@AinunNazieb]

"You can't die twice" that logic is just indisputable...

[@hiyukelavie2396]

One of the few eastern comedians who doesn't have to resort to reverse racism or making fun of his own culture as viewed by westerners to earn cheap laughs

[@katehu7194]

You never saw his material on "Chinese love money" then xD I doubt you'll mind, because it was really well done!

[@hiyukelavie2396]

@@katehu7194 I did Like you said, it was well done, didn't come across as derisive And he could easily cut it from his routine and he'd still be just as entertaining, it's only a small part of what he does, unlike some other comics

[@techservbusinessit3808]

The age-old Andriod vs iOS debate. Being on a RedMi 4 i kinda feel like I got the best of both worlds

[@natalie_kendel]

Its fascinating to me - Ronny's accent sounds Danish. For real! (I'm half Danish!)

[@paulkim9828]

the only other person i've heard with his accent is bruce lee..lol

[@Mr_-Heisenberg]

"iPhone sucks" I'm typing this from my android 🤘

[@ponezpyo]

Mr Heisenberg iPhone

[@smooth_Koala]

Androids are better! Replying to ur comment on an Android.

[@ashanbh]

An angry comedian. He’s more American than he knows. He’s making Lisa Lampenalli proud.

[@saintko8019]

His accent is Irish. Close your eyes and you hear Connor McGregor

[@grantreznor]

Saint KO true

[@ab-ts7md]

Holy shit. Yup.

[@fredo3816]

like Bill Burr and Andrew Yang had a child

[@CoolKidintheBlock]

That taxi to airport costing more money than flying is so accurate. Cant relate more

[@Ye4rZero]

I like him.. but they do want your shit data... the morning coffee especially.. LOL

[@deborahklekamp956]

Am also on ronny stand up binge. I too am living for his lack of tolerance for pretty much everything.

[@mpdobbs76]

When he talks about airlines he’s being his Crazy Rich Asian’s character, Eddie.

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

Is this comedy or just a man yelling about random things that are pissing him off

[@loneoutsider3529]

He needs to vent somehow 🤷‍♀️

[@HippieSkippy100]

He’s like an Asian Bill Burr. Delivery is on point.

[@saurus738]

Being realistic is hard, thanks for the videos.

[@crazando]

he is the Asian Bill Burr.

[@eosaeostre9242]

I just found out about this guy today and I already love his comedy. Right up my alley.

[@sunnychowdary7506]

Seems like he’s yelling at some one while crying out !

[@Animaniac-vd5st]

Just on a serious note: I have no problem with FB having the data i give them - i have a problem with the fact that they do everything they can to get more data and does nearly nothing protecting that data.

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

Exactly!

[@tommywailunchan]

Nokia: let me introduce myself

[@keithdrummond1003]

Like Bill Burr without the political opinions. Love it.

[@Illumirage]

....yet....

[@nathanielbaxter533]

You must not watch The Daily Show.

[@Illumirage]

@@nathanielbaxter533 blast, they got to him too....

[@keithdrummond1003]

@@nathanielbaxter533 I don't. Haven't watched television in over 20 years.

[@Hassingerjeff]

@@keithdrummond1003 Ronny is a pundite on what's probably the most popular political satire show on cable tv

[@HiddenWen]

He's spot on about the phone wars. Just go on any phone review video and look at the comments section.

[@sheepleslayer586]

Just talking w a friend about how I don't have a Facebook account and... low and behold.. KZbin algorithm strikes again... stop listening

[@tevitakolikata3350]

I stopped using facebook but i do have an account because im the idiot that logs into stuff with facebook

[@benward4153]

He's just the Asian Bill Burr

[@artofwar420]

His anger made the whole thing work haha. Would love to see his take on everything.

[@rapturestudios3179]

That look of absolute contempt at 1:51 between the jokes says it all, he's not even joking. I love it

[@qs2668]

Ronny Chieng is always so angry about everything, I've never seen him not angry. Like.. if there was a hero called "Angryman", it would be Ronny Chieng - that level of angry

[@masterjackoff2047]

😂😂😂 I love watching angry people most of the time. They make life so fascinating

[@coolpoolshark]

Marvel Studio happened to be looking for new ideas after Avengers End Game...

[@ningyoh3490]

He is so angry why ?? On earth he is amazingly funny

[@Uatemydoodle]

Would be funnier if he wasn't an iphone user.

[@satishm5260]

Thats why apple makes you buy 700$ wheels just for to move ur CPU cabinet.

[@ShareefusMaximus]

His talent is off the charts.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

This guy for real? He thinks FB doesn't want your data? Is he for real? They aren't talking about your shitty photos when they say "data". And what's funnier is he starts out the bit by calling people on FB stupid and then gets it all completely wrong LMFAO. Nice try, though. The jokes were still funny if you don't think about them.

[@ajp1282]

His rage is the best part of his delivery 😂

[@coloureleven]

His anger is contagious lmao I am angry too now 😠

[@gabos7892]

The Asian Bill Burr

[@hipplee7476]

................. This guys pitch is so bad. I guess it's just the way he performs but gonna have to agree with all the people in the comments. He just seems like an angry Asian guy complaining and it's not funny

[@grumpycheerleader]

“Look at my Android, just getting stronger with the hate” 🤣

[@lesegomabe2679]

This guy, for some reason, just echoes all of my frustrations....🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@arthurs4964]

I'm currently using a Samsung Galaxy 8, but still have my iPhone....an iPhone 6. I argue with myself within.

[@adan_wario]

If Bill Burr was Asian and still had hair.

[@minglewis]

I have a feeling that he is the most chilling person in real life😂🤣

[@joshbrookes6439]

Not sure if the microphones were working in that auditorium,? without doubt the worst audience Ronnie has ever had. He kills everywhere he goes, not sure what's up this crowds ass tho?

[@hugostiglitz1109]

Can they not beep the swearing out. Theres a reason why comics swears.....

[@dahlintabe3112]

The Iphone Sucks! Look at my android, it's getting stronger because of the hate. Dope boy

[@IdealConflict]

Here are my jokes, okay I’m leaving delivery is great. I love this guy.

[@daftrok]

He had me until the iPhone 6. That phone bent like a bitch unlike literally any Android. Unbox Therapy did it live in front of people in like half a second after that.

[@mouldy_stuffings3446]

Love Ronny Chieng!! His jokes are hilarious and I'm from Malaysia too!! 😆

[@Zetsuke4]

Jis hokes are hungry

[@buckerine]

I thought he was from Singapore?

[@PassionPno]

@@buckerine He's from Johore.