Rookie Cop and Justin Timberlake Not in *NSYNC

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends, thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 600k by July 30th

[@cherryboo65b56]

Will do Josh!

[@Randomobserverhere]

I hope you reach your goal!

[@AlonzoGraves]

Okay let's go

[@MissJIF]

"Meets and exceeds goal."

[@saintnicholas2882]

LOVE YOU BUD

[@patrickracer43]

The cop being so young that he didn't know who Justin Timberlake was is honestly the most hilarious part of the entire situation, Justin's friends really were trying to pull the "do you know who this man is" card and the cop literally said "I know he's driving drunk in the Hamptons"

[@rashondaharris2586]

😂😂😂

[@LennyLefebvre-qb6qx]

People don’t understand “do you know who I am” makes everything worse. It makes you look self inflated and also triggers people’s jealousy and loathing. If they don’t already know you and worship you just take the ticket on the chin and move on. You don’t want to be caught name dropping on a body cam.

[@kellharris2491]

Yeah honestly if you just admit you messed up and stay cool they almost always let you go. When you make a fuss that is when they get pissed at you.

[@chocolatestartarot2449]

@@LennyLefebvre-qb6qx

[@jsun68]

​This time he had blown through a stop sign and crossed into the oncoming lane. So he was probably screwed, deservedly so. But I bet the cop thought they were drunk and crazy when they mentioned "the tour" lol.

[@gdubs1693]

"You a trad wife, why you working?" 😂😂😂

[@ckjaytheactual]

My immediate thought when I heard "they found her job" 😭😭

[@stellaferraz1668]

AND SHE IS A SINGLE MOM! Like, ma’am! What?!

[@nataliewilliams1932]

@@stellaferraz1668a SINGLE MOM?!?! No way!!!!

[@desireeloveros1055]

The best part is the entire point of her video was to complain about men calling women "gold diggers" "I'm not like other girls I date broke men" Isn't the point of trad wives to be gold diggers? You found a man with enough money to let you stay home

[@indasabutler275]

"You can't trad wife on the side" 🤣

[@wordforger]

The thing that cracks me up the most is the articles out about the cop that arrested him. "Everyone hates this guy because he's always pulling people over for traffic violations they actually did and handing out tickets. He ruined my lunch plans by pulling me over because I was on my cell phone while driving! How very dare he!" Yes, the biggest dirt they could find is... "he does his job."

[@springboard1994]

Love the Derek quote! 😅

[@vitaaviandhono2506]

I like that cop 😂

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

Honestly, credit to the cop for not going easy on rich people.

[@TheAwesomes2104]

Fr, and cops usually have a lot of dirt. Just about every time one does anything, people look into them and start finding mountains of it.

[@mboatrightED300]

But cops aren’t supposed to do it to rich white people, just…you know...other people.

[@britnicox3929]

Apparently this cop in particular has been pissing off the rich people in the Hamptons for holding them accountable for the same traffic laws as regular people 😂

[@_birdie]

haha a local legend, i see.

[@mangoitaliano1757]

My hero

[@ManubibiWalsh]

Oh, based!!

[@_birdie]

@@mangoitaliano1757 he's a visionary. i mean who would even think of a cop enforcing laws?? dude deserves a medal for his innovative approach to police work.

[@terrenceduarte5348]

​@@_birdie😂😂

[@synthchick12]

The way he handled the cricket alarm really showed his comedic genius. He coulda gone a lot of different ways with that on the spot, but he just took his time crafting some of the funniest completely improvised shit.

[@anonymousdratini]

I had to go back and watch that a second time, I was crying with laughter too much to fully appreciate it.

[@TiyaBedford]

I got him

[@Miss_Camel]

That part cracked me up SO HARD!! It really was perfectly timed, I’m sure the audience member was embarrassed, but damn, soooo worth it for the commentary!! 🤣🤣

[@RPWhitworth]

Him roasting the trad wife for not being racist enough is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@cjm9816]

Feels like it slipped out and she was like ‘only way imma get a job now is with FOX imma go all in’

[@schobes]

@@RPWhitworth a racist cancelled by racist is the craziest shit ever

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I have no idea if it's true, but I saw screenshots on Twitter of racists accusing her of having a half Black kid... This went deep lol.

[@sonicboomkj]

I heard she was a trad wife, but didn't know about the other stuff. On top of that she wasn't a real trad wife. A good screenwriter or author couldn't write this stuff.

[@gsp4prez]

@@ILuvAyeAyeit is true. She’s now attacking conservatives who are attacking her. Leopards face or something.

[@erin1101]

"you got all that n*sync money...coulda hired one of them to drive" had me ☠️

[@rachelmartin5187]

Ikr. I almost fell over 😂

[@nikkikindinger2718]

I've never understood why rich people get DUIs. I'm not even rich and I don't drive unless I absolutely HAVE to. Call an uber or a taxi, for fuck's sake!

[@0v_x0]

​@@nikkikindinger2718power trip is my guess, "who is gonna stop me" well either a cop or a tree, bud

[@erin1101]

@@nikkikindinger2718 a friend getting a DUI was enough for me to end our friendship - he was a millionaire at the time and drove to get drive thru. I lost my gd mind - "IT'S CALLED UBER EATS BRUH"

[@joseph-zoramcbride4029]

Right? I think that got an actual "ooh" out of me, savage stuff. Still, at least none of them are in the news right now. :)

[@LivxLaughxLove]

LOL! This dude started an original joke, went on a side quest of jokes and came back to the original joke so effortlessly. I love this for Josh.

[@GBSpiral]

and he had me ctfu while he did it. dude spits heat fr

[@zs-jn2nm]

😅😅😅 "side quest"

[@margot5x5x5]

"being canceled by neo-nazis for her not racist tweets" 😂😂😂😅😂😂

[@decweez]

"She's put herself in a position where...she..she really needs a husband :)))))))

[@Azulakayes]

She is a single mom to a biracial child too.

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

That context of the seconds before this quote convinces me that she was eventually and successfully groomed by (the ones, the only, those we never talk about, so they get permitted to fuel the cycle of abuse) trad husbands

[@blackguy-ij7ij]

​@@Azulakayes You lying 😂

[@christinafay]

​@@blackguy-ij7ijpoor baby.

[@angrysaltycroutan3262]

Next time you're laying in bed awake at night thinking about something embarrassing you did years ago, just remember that Justin Timberlake was one of the biggest stars of the 90s and 2000s and that cop had no idea who he was. If Justin Timberlake can fade into obscurity since then, no one remembers that embarrassing thing you did.😂

[@hongkongcantonese501]

That’s a beautiful thought!

[@bdancepants5003]

This

[@JoeyFortune-ys1lb]

Hhmmm? Facts

[@sarahhakesmusic]

Nah. Someone somewhere will always remember lol 😭

[@d.b.cooper1]

Oh no we remember alright 😂

[@acyasin1000]

Pro tip- not the smartest thing to watch when recovering from a C-section. Worth it, but remember the pillow! 😂

[@LindaC616]

Congratulations! 🙃

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Congrats on the baby!

[@jbone877]

Congratulations 🎉❤

[@LeMan8o4]

Speedy recovery and congratulations 🎉

[@allisonbutler4829]

Congratulations!!! 🎉🎈🎊

[@kiwi_crush]

I live in New Zealand, and the fact that Justin Timberlake got arrested was on our evening news broadcast. I have no idea why they feel like this is nationally important for us to know over here.

[@thedorkone1516]

Human interest. Gotta intersperse some skiing squirrels in between political corruption, wars, and plague.

[@Mojo_3.14]

I'm within swimming distance to The Hamptons where this took place and it didn't make the local news. Well I couldn't swim that far but my town does a Swim Across Long Island Sound charity race thing every year, so some people can swim there.

[@Desimere]

@@thedorkone1516 celebrities are no skiing squirrels though. I'd much rather have the squirrels

[@dorcasmalahlela2805]

Dude! If there's no news, they can just say there's no news😂

[@JP-hj1il]

That means something much more important for the people has happened. But give the people some celebrity gossip and be distracted.

[@kyleb8596]

“I don’t know about you, but that hurt me!” was delivered perfect. God damn that was hilarious ☠️

[@acupofdepresssso]

For real, though! I grew up on *NSYNC then listened to JT's solo stuff all the time 😂

[@deepseadarew6012]

There's another meaning. The cop being too young to know JT hurts because it implies we're old AF for knowing him.

[@manaash4316]

I said "ouch" quietly to myself JUST before he said that. I feel seen.

[@patriciaferraro4189]

About 10 years ago I went into an antique shop and they had JT NSYNC doll in the toy section. I turned to my husband and said “I guess they are very loose with what they consider antique nowadays” and he said “Technically it’s vintage, since it’s over 20 years old”. I felt my age for the first time that day 😂

[@zanite8650]

"About ten years ago" is even MORE painful!

[@searahanderson1771]

Oh godddd😬​@@zanite8650

[@DustyWentz]

I think I saw a legend being born when you did that Criket Bit with the alarm. That was ... chefs kiss, man.

[@crystalcharles1898]

My guy Josh made the cricket alarm a part of his set.... On point... Talented.... Vibes.... Love it

[@Emmet126]

Amazing crowd work 👏

[@VeronicaHSong]

You lucky MF😂

[@biggusmunkusthegreat]

He's not far off. Been following since probably sub-25k. That wasn't very long ago. I think he was at 300k just a few weeks ago or something. He's been capitalizing on the current events format pretty heavily lately and it's been paying off because he's one of the best people to do it. He's also tried a few other formats if memory serves that didn't work as well, and I think Ive personally seen him really focus on this sort of format since those because they work. Can't wait for him to hit 1m, I hope we get a special out of it or something. He's far and away my favorite comedian right now.

[@ezzb]

Fr. So many bs comedians would be like "how dare you not turn your alarm off during MY SHOW"

[@WizTroll]

I was belly laughing. It’s so funny that I thought this guy was super lame even before his afro, but recently my friend put me on the spot and said “name 5 comedians then” after I said I didn’t like Chappelles new stuff. For some reason Josh Johnson was the first guy to pop in my head. My friend said that’s a made up name lol

[@badgertime9561]

Glad we voted for this one. The cricket alarm was phenomenal.

[@Randomobserverhere]

Me too.

[@ngominh259]

Josh nailed that one like it was a bit too.

[@FolkOutThere]

I was there for that, that was crazy lol

[@simonvegas793]

We getting both...

[@badgertime9561]

@@simonvegas793 yup. I just needed that one first apparently. 🤣😂

[@therealndo]

"You could've hired one of them to drive!" You're the best Josh Johnson.

[@mychaeljones7526]

1:30

[@queenreg7]

So wrong. Poor what’s their names….😂😢😅

[@AuDHDarling]

Joey Fast One

[@NarrowShouldersOpenMind]

This guy comes up with like 20 minutes of new material a week. Impressive.

[@jermainemorris5733]

In the age of ride share,I don’t understand how people of even relatively modest means don’t have enough for an Uber let alone the wealthy.

[@hindenburg2006]

Josh is a PROLIFIC storyteller...because the way he had me captivated with that story about the trad wife that I'd never heard of...is amazing!🤣

[@left_thigh]

Exactly this! I very much knew the story and he had me hanging on every detail like I didn’t 😂

[@jphilip2777]

Agree so much! Also wanted you add that the Megan Kelly thing was so prescient considering the fact that a guest on the Megan’s podcast dropped the N-word.

[@jstu8]

The woman in the audience you can clearly hear say, ohhhh goddddd, as soon as he says trad wife really did it for me. Lmao.

[@MeaganSal96]

I relate deeply to the woman who said “ohhh god” in the most exasperated tone I’ve ever heard when he starts talking about tradwives

[@somethingsomethingsarcasm]

"not THIS again" 😭

[@FolkOutThere]

Not gonna lie... I'm pretty sure that was me 😂 I curled up when I realized how judgemental I sounded but Josh breaks the barrier everytime! I just can't stand them flooding my feed (we ALL know this is your side hustle, please stop making us look bad)

[@iamjro]

It really resonated with me because I swear I said the same thing in my head

[@annjohnson8437]

Agree!

[@Mopark25]

Then you're everything that's wrong with modern Western women. You fought for women's rights but only if it fits your idea of womanhood. Get our of your bubble, most women around the world are proudly "traditional".

[@jalabi99]

"Remember that decade when he tried to be Black" - yes, we remember! 🤣

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Maybe that's why he later started straightening his hair 🤔

[@robertamccartney5500]

​TragoudistrosMPH " PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEAZE! "

[@cubsfan224]

LEHDAYZ

[@janethoward2155]

👍🏼

[@janethoward2155]

😂😂😂

[@jbone877]

Sitting in a cell and you see fucking justin Timberlake walk past lmaooo can you imagine?

[@somethingsomethingsarcasm]

I'd be crying laughing

[@realleon2328]

imagine that but u were arrested in the 90s and he was like the Huge Thing when u were out

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

Lol im singing backstreet boys seeing if he passes the vibe check.

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

JT walks past while "Sexyback" playing in your mind

[@jbone877]

@@realleon2328 lmfaooooooo

[@DaLomlMusic]

You don’t get enough credit for how fast you can make a current topic funny. Every week you’re caught up. I know in a month every comedian will be performing their Kendrick vs Drake jokes

[@joseph-zoramcbride4029]

SERIOUSLY! I've seen his name around for a while, caught him on the Daily Show recently and realized what I'd been missing. So I've spent the day sick in bed just delving into his standup. Man, he's probably doing a set RIGHT NOW! How is he so topical so consistently? Constant working I guess. He's brilliant.

[@lauraw.7008]

😂 1:59 me thinking “I’ll set it to crickets so it’ll be inconspicuous” if it goes off in public!!!

[@lauraw.7008]

And then you ran with it and made it part of your show!

[@B.Harper7]

It was fantastic!!! I love how well he can take something in stride, and make it into his set. Carlin would be damn proud. 👏

[@Word-Smithy]

This man is a savage with a baby face in a hoodie.

[@Yearlybreeze]

Easily one of the most accurate descriptions of this man that I've ever heard 😂

[@xelaander8429]

I lost it at "another black man locked up"

[@iramrafiq5075]

😂😂😂

[@fazsicle]

me too 😹

[@bastiat6865]

That hit was fucking HI-larious

[@robertamccartney5500]

Well.............

[@annkat100]

Same!! Josh was on fire 🔥 in Philly! When his newest stories crack HIM up so hard- restraint real, in efforts to keep in his flow… a) I’m like a kid, just hanging on each word; which I love… & b) I KNOW that he’s got gold in his pocket!! He’s going to tell one obscure yet wildly ridiculous & hilarious story, in the very best way for me!! 👑 of brilliant comedic storytelling- 🤙🏽🌺🌊☀️

[@ytgytgy]

Josh coaching tradwives on how to be racist has me cracking up 😆

[@MaoRomdoul]

“They got another black man.” Justin Timberlake channeling his Malcom X This set was 🔥🔥🔥

[@j_scarlem]

😂😂😂

[@B.Harper7]

I just fcking screameddd at that!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 Omg Josh is beyond amazing, not to be corny- but it's really cool that we've gotten to watch him grow. I can't wait to be an old ass grandma, telling my grand babies about how I found him during the pandemic, then went to his shoes through my life 💖✨️ Kid is kicking ass with the fresh content every freaking week!!!!!!

[@Rennie-oh45]

My fave part about Josh's sets is when when he's trying not to laugh at his own jokes. You always know that whatever comes out of his mouth is going to be hilarious! 😂

[@FrisbeeGirl]

"It feels like an ex paid you."

[@evirgil84]

My favorite thing about watching a comic is how they react to the unexpected things that happen in the audience. The way he handled the cricket alarm 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandrinowitschM]

I feel like fake racism is somehow worse than regular racism. I mean it's bad enough to spread hate because you actually hate certain people but spreading hate just to make a buck? That's cold.

[@shadowmaster1313]

At least real racists believe it. The fake ones know better but are still doing it

[@WilliamMitchell-t2h]

Racism is all about power and money.

[@sageoftruth]

It's definitely been one of the big questions lately. I mean, one person feels racist hatred in their very soul, which is pretty damning, but then you've got someone who is just racist enough to not care that they're hurting an entire community for a quick buck. It's like, they're less racist but possibly making up for it with sheer callousness. I honestly can't say which is worse. I guess the only tiebreaker I can think of is, if a racist learned to accept that they were wrong, they'd stop and maybe even try to make amends, while an opportunist would just go, "Don't care. I got what I wanted."

[@mariagabrielle6383]

Race pimping is worse than so-called fake racism.

[@b.marieglasgow1228]

LOL Racism has ALWAYS been about the money. The so-called hatred is justification and gaslighting. So easy to hate someone instead of PAYING what you owe.

[@HighPriestessK]

Him roasting Tradwife… Brilliant!! ❤

[@carolyncates7086]

Josh, is the antidote to depression. His storytelling with facial expressions makes you laugh, not even hearing a joke or punchline. Josh can’t wait to see make your first hit movie❤

[@B.Harper7]

Omg I didn't even think about movies!!!!!! Yessssssss I can't freaking wait!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@minirth.maggie]

The story about the lady was WILD! SO MANY twists! 😂

[@jellafigo22]

It was so hilarious I had to go look it up.. and it’s even funnier in real time.

[@cv8499]

It got even worse! Supposedly the racists started doing opposition research on her because they thought she didn't look white enough, and they accused her of being part Jewish. (I don't know if she is or not.) And I guess she's dated some brown men in the past. Hoo boy, they did NOT like that.

[@TheBusyJane]

​@@jellafigo22 Really? Who is she? I thought for sure he was just hitting the best bits.

[@Shuffffff]

Apparently she has a mixed kid too 👀

[@Shuffffff]

​@@TheBusyJaneI don't remember her name but he definitely said everything in chronological order. She didn't even get a chance to enjoy fame in the alt right fanbase lmao.

[@namitabhopal8763]

“Why don’t you be a lady??” While she makes a pie Pretty much sums up trad wife content 😂

[@Work2022-]

Diet racism, what a way to describe it about this trad wife. I recalled many instances of this type of treatment in my entire life as a minority and as an older woman! This is perhaps the only time i laughed about it! Josh you make this world still a happy place to be in, Thank you!!

[@springboard1994]

Agreed! 😊

[@thisbushnell2012]

That's why I just love his humor. He oh-so-kindly reveals the humanity even in the worst in us, like a good therapist, unwraps horror to show the silliness at the root of it.

[@Mopark25]

It's not racism at all.

[@TheDeven1000]

I must live in an alternate universe because I’ve lived in small towns in Texas and Oklahoma my whole life and no one is ever racist towards me. I mean, I get it more on social media than anything, and that’s just a cesspool of ignorance from all races 😂

[@octiiXpies]

I can't believe it's not butter! ​@@Mopark25

[@alcosta3029]

I remember some years ago when there were just a few clips of your stand-up online. I watched all of them so many times, every time I needed a good laugh I would come back. At that time I was always wondering when I would have more of your jokes and now you’re here with 500k and so much new material every week. I don’t even know you but I’m so proud of you somehow! I feel like I saw your whole career developing in front of my eyes 😊 you deserve all the success, man!!

[@cc_isgreat671]

“You don’t mean it though” had me screaming!!! Heavy on the diet-racism w/ that girl 😂😂😂

[@B.Harper7]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 good Lord I needed this set today, idk how I missed it 6 months ago. I'm binging his videos trying not to think about the hell we're gonna roll through the next 4 years.....

[@meilei8716]

“She’s been earning it over decades” The conviction and concern with which he emphasizes this 😂😂😂😂

[@Eoin-B]

4:30 -When I met Rihanna I had no idea who she was and just told everyone we met some super rich person's kid who picked up our boat on a mega yacht and I only focused on how cool the yacht was itself. It was literally 2 months later when my friend sent me a screenshot of her Instagram picture of us, that I realized that she was actually a global celebrity. The best part was when we asked her who she was, she just laughed out loud and we looked at each other with no idea why.

[@mychaeljones7526]

I think some celebrities don't mind not being recognized.

[@Eoin-B]

​@@mychaeljones7526 Absolutely, but I think it was funny that she thought we were joking when we asked her who she was, nor asked for even a photo or anything. She was the only one to picture our encounter, just because of how far out to sea we were with a tiny smoking boat. We didn't understand why she was laughing until months later.

[@from_no_where]

@@Eoin-B ok hold up you gotta expand more on this story, your boat _caught fire_ while far out to sea, and then y'all got rescued by *Rihanna?!* Like she just happened to be in the area on her mega yacht and swung by to pick y'all up?

[@TwoMarshmallows1]

@@from_no_where I also need more information because talk about burying the lede!

[@ashleydumarsaint]

Cap 🧢

[@snacking5908]

This is how I find out that Justin Timberlake got arrested 😂

[@treeeva]

Same here!😂

[@planelly]

Josh is my main source of celebs news too! 😂

[@elsvaughn7959]

​@@planellymy ONLY source lol

[@mn_kr]

was listening to JT the night before when i got the news he was arrested with that glossy eyed mug shot😅

[@VudrokWolf]

My only celebs news source 😂

[@russdoesstuff]

Josh has this way so saying out loud what we're all thinking, but way more articulately than most of us. Also, the cricket sound was hilarious.

[@YourFriendAli]

Bigotry 101 with Josh Johnson was not on my 2024 Bingo Card! 😆

[@hewittentertainment_]

😂😂

[@jlkitz1775]

Props to that cop for NOT giving him a pass ✌🏾😉. And his friends suck; they knew he was drunk & let him leave. THEN tried to get him a pass - typical 🙄 😒

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

Cop did give him a pass initially based on the friends. It was the cops understanding that of the friends who showed up multiple were sober and one was going to drive him home. So he originally let it slide on that basis. Then like 5 minutes later he sees Justin driving his own fucking car again, pulls him over a second time and that's when he went to jail. btw, this officer, who was initially willing to let the DUI slide due to a change to a sober driver, has also had a few articles detailing complaints from residents of the town essentially calling him a "hardass" and a "menace" because he apparently never lets things slide, and has built a reputation out of it in just THREE MONTHS as an officer, and the residents of this rich ass town don't like that for obvious reasons.

[@pompelmostique]

Nah dude. No props for the cop. If he knew him, he'd have given him a pass... Cop straight up didn't know who Justin was. 😅 Hard no cop props for being ignorant. 😂

[@JessicaPradoHanson]

@@pompelmostiqueLOL unless the cop is like me and pretends he doesn’t know who famous people are to see what kind of famous person they are or doesn’t care about fame so he doesn’t know most famous people. Some people hate celebrity culture all together. Unless you know the cop you don’t know.

[@jodycarter7308]

​@@milhousevanhoutan9235thx for context

[@dontask3613]

Yup, your fame won't protect the family you crash into. Shouldn't protect you from consequences either.

[@gh3359]

The fact that Josh doesn’t have a million subs by now is crazy, show this man some love!

[@SPaseion22.handleThisCannabis]

He will have a day where the subs just keep growing. He is indeed slept on

[@biggusmunkusthegreat]

He's not far off. Been following since probably sub-25k. That wasn't very long ago. I think he was at 300k just a few weeks ago or something. He's been capitalizing on the current events format pretty heavily lately and it's been paying off because he's one of the best people to do it. He's also tried a few other formats if memory serves that didn't work as well, and I think Ive personally seen him really focus on this sort of format since those because they work. Can't wait for him to hit 1m, I hope we get a special out of it or something. He's far and away my favorite comedian right now.

[@Genyus999]

He will definitely get there eventually

[@sethchapman8001]

I have a feeling it's about to start going up faster and faster. One day I think that he will be counted among the greats and be a true legend. It's awesome that we get to watch the rise.

[@Barbarossa-heir]

Y'know, i feel relieved because usually, notoriously famous people in social media are usually dumb or emotionally deranged .. So God bless Joshua for being smart ..

[@caittails]

Me: “Which one?” Josh: “I know you’re saying ‘Which one?’” 😂

[@teamceline9712]

This takes me back to Paula Dean losing her career for that. Oh those were the days

[@mynamesnotchom366]

Man, the fact that you come out week after week with material about shit that JUST happened is insane. Power to you man, so impressive

[@dewberrystar]

"You got all that *NSYNC money... coulda hired one of them to drive" 😂

[@mskishab6849]

You can't trad wife on the the side! LAWWWWDDDD 😂😂😂

[@Thetabc24]

Crickets are kryptonite to all comedians, that alarm was harsh without a reason. 😂

[@Qwasboy]

NO SUCH THING AS HALFWAY CROOKS! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wakkowolf]

omg the crowd slept on that!

[@rastar3524]

Honestly that just told me what Em actually said because all these years I thought he said something totally different! So when Josh said it, I just knew 😂

[@cubsfan224]

Lol no one reacted. Scared to death and scared to look it up on their phones during the show I guess.

[@Djslackx]

​@@rastar3524 and here's your history lesson for today, that's quoting Mobb Deep which is the beat he was rapping over. Shook Ones Part II

[@sleypy2000]

She ain't a crook, son. She just a shook one.

[@danwestcomedy]

Josh is one of the best comics working right now, and the speed he comes up with solid material is insane.

[@kobiromano6115]

You're the best introspective comedian of our lifetime. And you're better than most of the greats... With a shot for being the greatest

[@gokuusf]

LOL when he starts talking about the wyt woman saying the n word and everyone, even us watching on YT said which one 😂

[@corettejones]

YEP!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🥰🤣

[@KiaTheDMVBison]

What is the other n word?

[@ggundercover3681]

​@@KiaTheDMVBisonno they meant which white woman. A lot of white ppl say the one n word

[@rebeccalj6811]

I think the best part of seeing Josh live is seeing his facial expressions in person. The face when he says “that hurt me” & “I got 3 wrinkles.”

[@kristinemunholland8980]

"They react to her like a psy-op". Brilliant. And Philly is my hometown. Thanks for performing there......

[@sant4992]

This set was so goddamn funny i I was crying laughing😂. The second half about the Trad wife is worth a Netflix special

[@elizabethtatum-soprano]

The trad wife segment in particular had me ROLLING

[@carpooltonal]

The dynamics of his delivery works so good for storytelling!!! He definitely is one of the best!!!

[@bruceackman4526]

It feels like I’m just listening to a friend

[@maapat1431]

A younger chappel 😅

[@JuanReyes133]

@@bruceackman4526 fr

[@Fleezy81]

Give this young man The Daily Show! He comes up with great material about current events really quickly, and nails it every time!!

[@MJPhoenix]

'Where is your man right now?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keycrum4218]

😂😂😂

[@matter9]

The second half of this set, in addition to being phenomenal, is the literal definition of subverting expectations 😂😂😂

[@idanzick2710]

Man, you got something about your comedy that feels authentic to the core. Like the greats, making a point, and keeping em laughing too. Keep it up man!

[@gemmamarie-ann6606]

Even when you're doing crowd work you're not disrespectful and I love it so much 😂

[@joelman1989]

The fact Josh is so nice to the cricket guy says a lot. Any other comedian would have went crazy. Roasted them. Cursed them out.

[@gurgleblurgle7345]

Bad comedians take it personally. Good comedians make it funnier.

[@MrBaskins2010]

josh deserves an olympic gold medal in comedy. that alarm riff was A1

[@erinlabbie4009]

My algorithm led me to you about 6 weeks ago and I'm very grateful it did so! Thank you for your brilliant insights, reflections, and truly unique comedic tone and rhythm!

[@gernhartreinholzen3992]

Man, this guy is such a natural! Seeing him on stage, doing his thing, is like seeing a fish swimming in water! If he stays away from hard drugs, he will become greater than anyone before!

[@MaryAnneNapier]

How many comedians would make an alarm going off, part of the act and be so nice about it and hilarious all at the same time. He's so easy to look at too. Lol. I love him. ❤😊

[@FolkOutThere]

He also asked out of genuine concern if it was a medical alarm of some sort. Actually, I haven't seen someone that sweet & sincere in public in like a decade.

[@sir_charles_iii5154]

Only Josh can make the sound of Crickets at a comedy show hilarious. 😂

[@pocketrocket1995]

Brittany did do that dance with knives …. maybe she did do some voodoo on Justin 😂

[@somethingsomethingsarcasm]

Oh my GOD I forgot she did that 😭

[@vanessammiller3436]

@@somethingsomethingsarcasm which dance? Gotta see her dance with knives.

[@FefiBurgos]

​@vanessammiller3436 after one of Shakira's shows where she danced briefly with knives, Britney recreated that part in a video, and whoever didn't see Shakira before Britney's video, didn't get it!

[@Krystal_Leigh]

This crowd gave Josh the love he deserves.

[@nycopersephone5772]

This was the most hilarious set I saw from him so far. I’m over here crying laughing and slapping my legs. This dude is straight crazy with it. Such a natural.

[@nospellcheck]

I’ll never forget Justin saying “we love us some two-pack” in that Tupac lip synch video during the NSYNC days. That was when I knew…

[@DregonGaming28]

Savage "Could've gotten one of them N'Sync to drive Him" 😅😅😂😂

[@Amoni.London]

OMG!!!. When he started talking about the "Trad Wife" I Lost It!!😅❤

[@DJWNB]

I appreciate so much Josh’s ability to TRANSFORM into people and even things…the single mom cop w/2 kids…the next gen washing machine in a previous video .. he must have so many sides to him to be able to do, so well, what he does.

[@ohotnitza]

LOL teaching Karen how to be a racist correctly😂

[@zeeoh5466]

people will just call any white woman a Karen, huh

[@ae2948]

Thats the spirit ! Keep the racism going strong !

[@uyuman1]

Casual vs Professional racism.

[@lisaschoenwetter5495]

!!!

[@ktmd23]

Take notes, aspiring racists! Josh knows what he's talking about, back from his days catfishing the KKK! He was the original psy-op 😂

[@affnt]

I commented to give Josh his flowers way too early on this one. I cackled aloud repeatedly. I’m on meds for bronchitis & my condition has worsened because I got the Kermit sounding giggles. Out loud. 😭

[@grlkat]

Not Kermit 😭 Hope the meds are working towards a speedy recovery!

[@Chatgbt221]

Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!!

[@OM-qb9lm]

Why dont you be a lady

[@Maderlololohio]

Lol this reminds me of travelling alone by plane. Usually I am w family and we watch stuff together. Now I put on Brit comedians abfab. I was laughing so hard by myself I had to stop watching it.

[@koukla008]

I’m studying for my boards exams to become a doctor, hours are insanity, these are one of the only things I have to look forward to 😂 so thank you

[@alwayssavedbyHislove]

just took mine, stay strong, you've got this!

[@koukla008]

@@alwayssavedbyHisloveaw, this was so sweet! Thank you

[@lindokuhlekabini6670]

All the best to the both of you ❤

[@aangitano]

Good luck! My sister is taking the one exam she had to take right before doing rotations! 💪🏾 you got this!

[@t-and-p]

From an old doc to a newbie - you've got this 👍 It's going to get rough, sometimes you're going to question why you're doing this to yourself but, ultimately, it is worth it - I promise. Some advice: Always listen to your patients - they are your best resource and, if you truly listen, they will tell you things that will save you (& them) a lot of stress; Asking for help is OK - nobody knows everything, no matter how much they argue to the contrary; Patients respect honesty far more than attempts to BS them... Always remember that you never truly know who is in front of you - they may be listed as an office worker, but they may also have 20 years of nursing under their belt, or be married to someone with extensive knowledge; If you're not sure what level to explain something at, just ask your patient. I find that saying "it's my job to make sure you understand this, so please tell me if I mess up and don't make things clear, or if I'm not giving enough detail" puts patients at ease and makes them more likely to speak up and say "I don't understand" or "I have a chemistry degree, can I see my bloodwork results?"; and, lastly, just be yourself - don't put on the "all-knowing doctor" act. You don't need it, because you're good enough as you are. You got this far by being yourself.... Best of luck with the exams and welcome to the profession 😎 P.S. If you haven't found him already, look up Dr Glaucomflecken on here. He's hilarious and he'll help you feel seen and not alone 💕

[@verenamornhinweg3785]

Josh’s videos is all I watch now

[@UrsulaCarrie]

Just the way you took that *cricket alarm* and ran with it! 'Just paused the skit and worked tf out of what was happening in the moment... Masterful. There's some very powerful energy in this set. 🙏 Thank You. (And I like the stage background at this venue.)

[@madnessarcade7447]

I stopped following her story when she tweeted that black people were puppets But her taking being racist is crazy Now both the racist and non racist came together to hate her 😂

[@TheLastSane1]

I mean it took like 3 days for the actual racist to purity check her and found she was a single mother to a mix raced kid and she lost virtually all of that demo in an instant.

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Oh yeah, the racists found that she's possibly Jewish, she had a nose job and she might have a mixed child.

[@scratchpenny]

Everyone hates a fake.

[@azilbean]

The trad wife... not being trad nor a wife!😂😂😂

[@moimeself1088]

Nor a racist! 😂😂😂😂

[@Maderlololohio]

Just trying to get that bag 😅😢😅

[@KBlue728]

"There's no such thing as halfway crooks" 😂They didn't get it 😂This was funny Josh!

[@dewaynetheolskoolname1007]

A cricket alarm was definitely intentional. I can see it going off once and like everyone would do that person would’ve hurried to silence their phone but instead he let keep going at time when no one is laughing so people could hear it but for Josh to flip it on him and make a joke out of it was awesome.

[@rogue-taxidermy_griffin]

9:16 "Which one?" exactly my thoughts when I heard about this 😅

[@affnt]

I’ve legitimately come to look forward to Josh’s uploads like daily clips a bestie would message me to check in, make me giggle, keep me in the loop. Lexapro can’t do that, just saying….this guy is a gem. If he’s talking, I’ve got time. Thanks for the laughs. 😊

[@sharitaylor3142]

That whole "Trad Wife" bit was Genius! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@uniquelyunique1]

Phenomenal job in Philly this evening Josh, non-stop laughter. Thank you for the incredible show tonight & looking forward to part 2 tomorrow evening. 😁

[@kontaysexton3699]

Thanks!

[@annjohnson8437]

This set was freaking hilarious! Thanks for the full-on belly laugh this morning!!! 😂

[@losttessa6998]

He destroyed the tradwife lmao like just DESTROYED her

[@evelynbare1975]

She destroyed herself, he just brought her to our attention.

[@choosehappy9224]

He was quite empathetic towards her lmao

[@Altorin]

About 30 years ago the barenaked ladies released a song called new kids on the block. And its basically a 30 year prophecy for that Justin Timberlake incident

[@aangitano]

Interesting.. I just listened to the song for the first time today.

[@haleymist09]

Awww they were my favorite band in high school! Lol. Going to listen again now...

[@hlumelomrali4081]

Timberlake ain’t got Uber ,fuq is going on in the Hamptons

[@nomadqueen1111]

Josh saying "gawd damn" TWICE to that cricket alarm was the icing... his ENTIRE Louisiana self came out. 😂❤

[@cindymora6714]

6:52 JT: "Oh yeah, fo' shiz fo' shiz, Ginuwine, what's up homie?" lol the Britney Memoir