Rooster VS Crane

[@siccdogg7802]

Roosters are always down to fight anything! Lol

[@aleramone23]

They are strongly territorial.

[@kaleoy7584]

@Nevermind You mean like what happened in these two clips? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmPLq42gad2pm9U kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKSXf3eqnNmtbsU

[@whatsgoingon07]

That’s because they’re in heat

[@earms2949]

@Nevermind Lol, I beg to differ, some game rooster are almost as big as those Muscovy Ducks. And they hit like truck, The Duck wouldn't last a minute against these Monster Rooster 🐓. Google Aseel, Shamo, Ganoi.

[@kyle-vj4lx]

TrueGamerOpinion haha monster cocks

[@goomba008]

Rooster doesn't take any shit from cranes.

[@EstefanBallesteros]

Yeah he's all like "I AINT TAKIN SHIT FROM NO NIGGA"

[@Mineshafter1998]

You mean I ain't take shit from these tall mother fuckers in my turf

[@Gj23jk2]

Skinny ass muffugas. Get yo ass back to the pond, where you belong.

[@michaelguernsey9685]

This is Some Funny Shit.

[@yeeyee7149]

_Crane pecks the chicken_ Chicken: "So you have chosen to loose your grass privleges"

[@bryandandoy885]

Best comment so far

[@hyena131]

@pee pee English your 2nd language?? Dear oh dear...

[@heleavesthe99]

Lol!!

[@NotaPizzaGRL]

@@heleavesthe99 Chicken took it personally

[@heleavesthe99]

@@NotaPizzaGRL 😆😆😆

[@blackcobra9841]

Just imagine the huge battles these guys had 70 million years ago...

[@robinsonray6766]

Birds are around150 million years old, as old as mammals, they had nothing to do with tyranosaurids who came much later. Birds came from smaller theropoda, sauropods and ornithischians had nothing to do with them, just far off cousins like we all are.

[@dukeofderp399]

Robinson Ray what is this thing where people are calling birds "birbs" HOW DID THIS START?!

[@arcadeius7817]

The world wasn't even created 70 million years ago the world's only about seven thousand years old. Simplest proof is there's no proof at all to back any of it up not none. None zilch zip NADA none

[@LisaSmith-tb8bb]

Black Cobra: I don’t have to? I’m watching it now🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dukeofderp399]

ARCADEIUS lol bitch

[@jco1178]

At around 1:03 the other crane was slowly trying to walk by while avoiding eye contact with the rooster

[@SarcasmOpenWorld]

José Cocar rubias hehe

[@daphne4983]

Yes :)

[@testy462]

Ha ha ! You man, we cool, we cool, he had it coming.

[@raviaravisankar]

hahahaa

[@kathryncastanares525]

😂😂

[@doodskie999]

this is why I am not offended when someone calls me chicken, chickens are badass

[@Mineshafter1998]

Roosters are badass chickens only fight with other female chickens any thing els they run away from

[@harrymexican5086]

doodskie999 hhahah

[@Gamerafighter76]

Eeyup.

[@Sho_Ryu_Ken]

True

[@goognamgoognw6637]

no, it's not in the way you think. Having a chicken's heart in chinese means picking every fight. It means being stupid and having the wrong goals.

[@davidgutierrez8297]

It's like an avian Chihuahua, so much anger in such a small package.

[@jrbailey3208]

You'l think 'small package', right up to the point that Roo jams 2.5"-3" spurs (spikes) into your leg! I love Roos.......he was doing his job and doing it right! I must admit though, I loved your Chihuahua comparative....so true!

[@anderspersson7084]

My Grandma told me they had hens with chickens walking outside in the summer when suddenly a hawk grabbed one of the chickens but in less than 1/10 of a second the hen was on the hawk picking the eye out within another 1/10 of a second and then totally trashed that hawk so they had to kill it so it didn't suffer too much, Grandma told that she also had a rooster that attacked herself and then ripped up her legs totally and send her to hospital, so I don't think I would mess too much with either a rooster or a hen because I guess they are a badass species of bird.

[@anderspersson7084]

@Bigfoot Ah, that makes sense, the miniaturized dinosaur fiercely fighting back.

[@chateaupig826]

No one fucks with Jimmy 🤨

[@philyip4432]

The only difference is that a rooster have what it takes to back it up. I am not sure about a chihuahua.

[@macseagle5968]

And to think Shaolin monks have a form studied after the crane. They should have studied the rooster. Could have called it Kung Roo.

[@nathancompton2143]

there are lots of chicken forms in traditional kung fu

[@kiarageorge7584]

I laughed out loud

[@dirtydan2695]

Today we will be teaching the forms Tiger, Dragon, Crane, and Cock...... any questions

[@Komotau4691]

Nothing beats automatic rifle :D

[@ThisGuyRides]

You never heard of Kung Po Chicken at Panda Express?

[@wolfluva24]

It’s amazing how he has no fear even with a larger bird against him

[@vitasvitas7129]

Why wasn't this on the news?

[@5cats2]

LOVE IT!!!

[@wantedwario2621]

Because the media turns a blind eye to the bird on bird violence. Absolutely fowl.

[@JC839]

The Crane started it, the Rooster ended it

[@ExardFlix]

The crane was like: "Catch me if ya can, catch me if ya can"

[@dirtpoorchris]

Ya but notice that second crane slowly walked off not wanting any shit.

[@johnhodge1263]

Crane would give silly rooster a good kicking or pecking !

[@saeedurrahman2056]

@@johnhodge1263 mate the comment was 5 years ago

[@relaxhappysadboy8275]

@@saeedurrahman2056 i think that rooster can take that crane down, I've watched too many rooster fights to know.

[@arrielradja5522]

@@saeedurrahman2056 why do i read this with an australian accent

[@shinjiprofile]

That fake eating of that rooster just to get close was sneaky.

[@niamhgreatdane]

this rooster has balls!

[@5cats2]

someone commented a long time ago a similar comment...That cock has balls

[@algladyou]

5cats2 lmao

[@algladyou]

5cats2 so cocky

[@immortal_jairo88]

Yeah inside of it

[@niggogado]

because it is a cock

[@thetimberwolf100]

Crane: I'm going to poke your eye *pokes* Rooster: Oh hell nah!!! *charges crane*

[@Mag0182]

Burst at 0:12?

[@dungtroll1328]

ФЕДОР ИЛЮХИН Fedor Ilyukhin wack ass joke

[@cypher2365]

Damn I thought he was gonna cross the road

[@kennethmaddock253]

cypher2365 WHY 🤔

[@RoboJean1994]

@@kennethmaddock253 to kick, erm, peck some ass of course!

[@ericbeltrami2718]

......only for pizza...

[@Spooferish]

He probably could get the answer to most famous and critical question of today. "Why does chicken cross the road?" >> To Kick crane butt..

[@kenrushing7945]

...so we would know why the chicken crossed the road. To whoop some crane ass.

[@spino-tinodon1146]

I bet that crane was shocked when the rooster charged at it instead of backing down.

[@josspatel9179]

Crane birds are just bouncy!

[@geomancer6266]

Begs the question why there is no rooster style kung fu?

[@bossmove5883]

😭😭😂

[@Sho_Ryu_Ken]

Ikr

[@adjeastludean5640]

Ask Chinese why

[@davidgutierrez8297]

Is Mexican cock fights you strap razor sharp blades to their feet. The first one to bleed out loses.

[@tamikoestomo3275]

That rooster was not a true fighting cock that has corresponding skills. Real fighting cocks put on quite an impressive show...like kung fu!!!

[@L337gypsy]

I have an economics final tomorrow but I’m glad youtube has recommended me this at 1am

[@boatingman11]

THIS. This is exactly why I never understood calling a cowardly human *chicken.* If there has ever been an animal not afraid of *anything,* it's the frikkin' chicken. I grew up on a farm and I've seen them back down dogs, bulls, hogs, and anything else that moves. They're the honey badgers of the bird world.

[@cquilty1]

Ed Sipes The reference is to a "chicken"/hen and not a rooster. Big difference. Turkeys much the same and I think the fact that both are so aggressive, and as you correctly say rarely ever back down is due more to stupidity than bravery.

[@rowdyyeets4532]

Sandhills are pretty low-key and chill. They're friendly and totally wild ones will walk up to people even when they have a baby with them. I have a feeling that the rooster would not be quite as lucky if he had been dealing with a Great Blue Heron or the all white morph of it.

[@InspectorCallahan.44]

"Little Jerry is a lean, mean pecking machine."

[@djdemondude6593]

Crane looking for trouble and the Atomic Rooster said, "Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here!"

[@Fatima-fo4bv]

I learned something from this video No matter how tiny and small you are ALWAYS ATTACK WITH ALL WHAT YOU HAVE

[@هاجيميكاشيمو]

اهلا حبيت أن اذكرك بتعليقك هذا 🤣🤣🤣

[@هاجيميكاشيمو]

اهلا حبيت أن اذكرك بتعليقك هذا 🤣🤣🤣

[@hokageobama4003]

I knew from the jump this was going to be a uphill battle. Roosters are such formidable foes, I'm surprised the Crane made it out alive.

[@jondoe8889]

You'd think one peck with that Sandhill's weaponized beak, with the long neck, would get the rooster. If you've ever wondered why the Rooster is on the French flag, or was, THIS is why!

[@rightousray2]

Jon Doeringer the rooster being on the French flag is a reference to St. Peter denying Christ 3 times before the cockcrow. It’s to suggest France will never deny Christ the King.

[@chateaupig826]

Although smaller , you can see how his aggressive forward advance while puffing out his neck feathers was enough to unnerve his opponent

[@Jayman1329]

NGL that rooster was just minding his own, that crane's aggression was uncalled for lol.

[@nancycrayton2738]

The rooster interrupted his mating dance. Completely understandable he was miffed.

[@ARGAN7705]

Rooster: "Stay out of my territory."

[@EXEcosmoman20]

shit, its like a midget fighting an old tall guy

[@Eharmonicz]

I like how the chicken wasnt even tryna fight but was down for it

[@Rameon]

Crane: “Ha Ha *BONK*” Chicken: “You Lanky mf imma, WHOOP. YO. ASS.” Crane: “Ay bro chill! CHILL BRO CHILL!”

[@igotanM16]

Crane: *curiously pecks at rooster* Rooster: "So you have chosen death"

[@surprisePIKACHU]

Also CRANE: Chill down, yo, it's just a prank! Also ROOSTER: Peace was never an option (°--°"

[@MrWhoevr]

The rooster vs the crane. Sounds like something on Kung Fu.

[@timelapse7454]

KZbin you are 7 years late, but it was worth watching 👍

[@COSMIC_REAPER4760]

These roster would fight anything😂

[@Unabridged-j3h]

Rooster..."why you running chicken?" Crane...." I'm not running turkey"

[@Diegus-]

I will always admire roosters and chicken, they make themselves be respected by other animals, even cobras.

[@marioargueta5545]

rooster is very cool to keep as a pet (:

[@Mr17051963]

Yeah!!! Man, I love roosters!!!! 😂😂😂

[@RendColt]

Roosters rarely run from a fight

[@MrHyde-ku5qj]

Roosters are such underappreciated animals. I love them.

[@sammylong3704]

Rooster was like 'Don't start nothing, won't be nothing'.

[@mikesahle1193]

Thank you for great video! This happened 9 years ago now they are friends .keep smiling with lol politely & safely

[@ethanyang2894]

My friend called me a chicken and I showed him this 😂

[@kuedex]

These are small vicious dinosaurs we are talking about.

[@Pizzaguy-jg7so]

That Crane got punked hard. Meanwhile his buddy was just looking away and pretending he didn’t see anything cause he ain’t bout that life.

[@rainsun539]

That rooster bringing a pocket knife to a sword fight, very brave rooster!

[@jnorfleet3292]

You may know crane Style kung fu, but I know crazy 😂

[@sandeeppoojary7586]

Love the self confidence of rooster

[@nancycrayton2738]

The rooster resumes his patrol of his territory. "Guess I showed him!"

[@Youneverknow222]

I love that roosters hairdo! 😄 🤣 😂

[@shrimpsnotfood4163]

kung fu panda 4 looks lit🔥🔥

[@zanroellames8198]

You don't mess with the chicken once their hair turns into a lion.

[@robertconvery1839]

that rooster has Cogburn written all over it.

[@mdtb3901]

The person with responsibilities would never quarell with little people, like the crane

[@giovannifunaro5408]

Its all about ATTITUDE

[@illuminem]

The second crane wisely yielded the field to the victor, who was quickly crowned Napoleon, Emperor of the French.

[@MrChrisxela10]

roosters fear nothing

[@mennit4959]

LudaChris *NOT* true

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

Rooster are basically Stag in Their Rut

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Long boi vs. cocky boi.

[@ramserr1]

I love how once they get it settled, everyone goes back to being cool. No harm no foul (fowl? Haha) . Shame that humans can't figure out how to do that.

[@kh-si5iq]

well said..

[@wendysw714]

😂

[@bbqvocalist]

This is the most important and thought provoking video I've seen today......and I've literally been watching KZbin all day long.

[@utah658]

Crane really pissed off the rooster with a cheap shot to the head. 😂😂

[@iwapele697]

Rooster is like let me leave those guys alone, they are huge.

[@biniamaraya2110]

I admire the rooster is created with big gut like a lion

[@OlWolf1011]

"Just so we understand each other... I OWN THIS PLACE! You're just a seasonal renter!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gustavgnoettgen]

So if you have a fish pond / crane problem - you might give some chicken a try

[@Omegajunior2658]

Rooster 🐓 must have been fighting with a crane. Good afternoon from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@courtneybesser7444]

*Rooster hesitant to fight crane* Crane: *pecks him once* *Rooster gets SET OFF😂*

[@demonhunter5136]

Holly molly!!! Now, that's PICO DE GALLO bro!!!!!

[@HubertofLiege]

Rooster was looking for some “ribeye in the sky”

[@cliffordting8650]

Don't push your luck Mr. Rooster. That crane is a kung fu master.

[@jephkayhill6590]

You know he's telling the second crane "ya wanna go to?"

[@ryanlegakis290]

omg the feather frills im dead

[@adelembpr]

Want to mess with me, fool.

[@22steve5150]

All that needed was the rooster yelling "Sparta!" when it charged the crane.

[@gerald_the_science_guy]

That's one brave suicidal rooster...

[@mondoirsb7529]

Rooster don’t give a flyin fu@k how tall his opponents are.

[@ChiliHorse27]

It's like the rooster was proud he interrupted their mating dance.

[@marxtheenigma873]

Cranes are such bouncy birds

[@josspatel9179]

0:32 Kelly LeBROCK is so cute and Jossie is like what’s with the bouncing?

[@josspatel9179]

0:32 Jossie: what’s with all the bouncing Maisie!

[@josspatel9179]

0:32 What the Truck MAISIE!

[@dirtpoorchris]

rooster got possesed by lil' mac and got some stars.

[@coprilettodelnapoli5466]

The second crane was like: “If you don’t look him, he can’t see you”😂

[@muhammaduzair6022]

LOL 😆🤣🤣

[@mc.2]

Rooster secret technique ~ Drive big bird into road to get hit ~

[@pauljordan4452]

Fucking rooster. Needs to be slaughtered and eaten.

[@mediding7001]

The rooster has the power of health insurance on his side.

[@MidnightLost01]

So, is the next kung fu style going to be Raging Rooster?

[@GdaySport]

When I was a young kid we used to visit a farm where a badass rooster used to terrorise me. I fully appreciate how them poor cranes felt!

[@Monobrobe]

Man that crane was rude. Who goes around pecking faces of strangers?

[@sofialaya596]

Damn I didn't know chickens could poof their feathers like that

[@SirKolass]

You know it's time to run when then chic open its neck

[@emmabarnard1893]

this has just made my day

[@oneandownlee68]

Crane: Allow me to introduce to you my Chinese crane style... Rooster: I never heard of the stuff so allow me to demonstrate the American whoop-ass technique!!!

[@robertbachelor6993]

The roosta got nuts like nobuddys bizness.

[@ariespinal]

If that rooster hits that crane with those apuelas instant death

[@josspatel9179]

Roosters are tough as truck. My rooster called Jossie righted with Willacy!

[@ollieclintons5683]

0:35 sick pose from the crane right there...😎

[@pisces2569]

I predicted the rooster would win. I was right

[@96enam]

Rooster is not playing games . Has some cojones

[@kenet362]

I would also be afraid. Those things were killing its cousins a couple million years ago

[@crypter27]

I like how the rooster crest went up!

[@ifuxamillion5062]

That crane didn’t want the sauce.

[@sivvu_siv]

*Rey Mysterio vs The Great Khali*