CHEEZIT PIZZA REAL VS HOMEMADE! | RT Life

Jon challenges Chris to recreate the Pizza Hut Cheezit Pizza and Barb has to eat it...
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[@xVancha]

_"what are you going to bake this at?"_ *...Four.*

[@emilynunns3725]

Chris: *gets yeast, presumably to make a dough Me: okay makes sense Chris: *sprinkles yeast into smashed cheezitz Me: ????

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

I went "Alright he's got the right idea" when he went for the yeast but when he sprinkled I just smashed my head into my desk.

[@ujlt7198]

i knew his plan had nothing to do with making dough as soon as they gave him 10 minutes.

[@josheddy6963]

Emily Nunns well there’s probably a bunch of sugar in the cheese it’s that he bought for the yeast to feed off of but it takes 10 for the yeast to active in a warm place, he was gonna fail from the start

[@Hei_Darkfire]

Yeah... That was more or less my reaction too. I know nothing about yeast, but I was like "I'm no 5-star chef or anything... But that doesn't seem like the right use for yeast..."

[@InfinityD4]

You know how he cooks fish right?

[@Cartoonlover135]

my favorite part is that this absolutely did not need yeast

[@JonRisinger]

But what if it...did?

[@DanielBohnen]

Yeast takes time to activate. 10 minutes is not nearly enough

[@KeatonX92]

Cooking with Chris needs to be a series. Various food-like products, no recipes.

[@JonRisinger]

I've got ideas.

[@ArticulateT]

I'd love to see it too, but judging by the man's knife technique, I fear we may one day see him lose a finger.

[@Yoyochester]

And you know what they should do with the food afterwards? Micheal have a food podcast. They should have him taste both and do an episode.

[@felbarashla]

He needs more than 10 minutes though.

[@Dizeex1]

Absolutely love Barbara's look of concern during this whole thing😂

[@JonRisinger]

You misspelled "regret."

[@Dizeex1]

@@JonRisinger 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dilloncollins5465]

PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A SERIES ! Guys please like so they can see our appreciation for this ! Much love.

[@alvatrous]

Dillon Collins yeah Im down. Making chris wing things is always amusing

[@WebofHope]

they already tried that with Geoff and Gavin... for those with a weak constitution, don't look that up.

[@joefedewa]

I have never seen someone sprinkle yeast into a dish in that manner

[@darter9000]

Chris Cookbook terminology: mush things

[@greenmagewaghammer9659]

and smoosh

[@Pilot231]

@@greenmagewaghammer9659 use hands and no spoons.

[@CapnCrimson]

We all know Chris is a culinary genius. I mean, have you heard his recipe for fish?

[@florapeeps]

Fish + Dressing. Voila.

[@lettuce6746]

Alison Springs what kind of fish

[@codyrex6609]

@@lettuce6746 sword

[@isaackangas6921]

Step one: don't turn on the griddle

[@Pilot231]

What kind of dressing? ‘Whatever’

[@Krash2o]

Top 10 words seconds before disaster: " *Easy* "

[@Brotatoe1030]

and also "yeast"

[@totalcoward]

Next episode: Chris Makes a Pie. Any pie is allowed, but he can’t look up a recipe.

[@bolatao]

fish

[@j-andrews]

YES, Just like the try guys video

[@DoingDennis]

Lady Baltimore!

[@tombuchborn]

~~creampie~~

[@BGerbs66]

Probably wouldnt be smart enough to do a pizza pie

[@jakestrickland1323]

John: You did a.. decent job... Chris: This is delicious .

[@ILuvKonata]

"This is way better then it should be" is my favorite comment.

[@AM-em5gc]

I’m sorry, is this Gourmet Makes with Claire from the BA test kitchen???

[@fishandham1]

yup

[@soulstealingginger3612]

It also reminds me of Chiodini's Kitchen from Eurogamer.

[@shingofan]

Oh good, it's not just me

[@xVancha]

That's what I was expecting. Having watched it? Not so much.

[@skatteredfate]

I'm so glad someone else thought the exact same thing

[@EatinPaste]

*Jon:* What's your game plan? *Chris:* I have a game plan?

[@ThursdayNext67]

Wondering if almost everything on Chris' medical record is "food poisoning"

[@kristiholt1902]

Chris should get his own series called 'Cooking with Chris: The Art of the Smoosh'. xD

[@mypal1990]

Chris making food in 10 minutes with 10 dollars? Jon Risemongler: I'm about to end this man's cooking career.

[@tombuchborn]

I haven't heard him refered to as Risemongler in a few years. Nice throwback

[@darter9000]

I think it ended back at... ... ... fish

[@JonRisinger]

Or I'm going to make it.

[@grinkleshtink]

Nest episode: chris makes fish

[@La_motavation]

Sword fish lmao

[@DoingDennis]

Nah lady Baltimore and the bake will go wrong

[@FelixMolano]

They did that already. Check out the 24-hr live streams or whatever they're called. lol

[@guns102]

So is this one of Chris's penalty days xD

[@Night_Rose_94]

I'm actually impressed. Nice job Chris

[@Micebot]

omg I had to look away when he was chopping the pepperoni

[@Kayveman01]

Already didn't trust Chris with this challenge and was immediately proven right the second "yeast" came outta his mouth 😂😂💀💀💀

[@KuTheKhajiit]

Jon forgets that Chris is a master at cooking....With salad dressing

[@markpywell3506]

I think arguably the worst part is Chris's ET finger pressing the oven buttons.

[@dustinwheat4096]

As someone who cooks regularly I wouldn't want Chris anywhere near my kitchen

[@jacobhargiss3839]

I wouldnt want him anywhere near an open flame in general

[@Warrior6795]

Finally a Chris cooking show! I’ve waited so long for this monstrosity

[@Shyaerdow]

pretty solid video idea, i definitely enjoy how diverse RT Life vids are

[@sleepybadtzmaru]

I like that Chris didn't use a bag, just carried the stuff out in his arms as he did when shopping....

[@darter9000]

sleepybadtzmaru does Austin have a plastic bag ban?

[@LaLloronaVT]

Austin indeed has a plastic bag ban

[@OutReachfromZane]

The only recorded attempt of recreating these on the internet. They were so darn good, and in some time, I will also give making them a shot.

[@dennett316]

What should they do next? Fish in dressing, that's what I want to see.

[@ShadowCM]

After seeing this I'd like to see Chris try his hands at Pop Tarts. Who knows he might actually do a good job making them

[@brianoconnor8479]

I WANT TO SEE CHRIS MAKE FISH LIKE HE SAYS IN THE PODCAST!!!

[@6zwbob]

alternate title "level 0 anything chef attempts to make gourmet cheez-it Pizza"

[@lashmiller]

My worry for Chris grows with every appearance he makes. What a sweet sweet simple boy.

[@hungryclone]

New show idea: “10 Minutes. 10 Dollars.” Challenge various RT employees to make assorted Fast Food items using up to $10 worth of grocery store items.

[@PerpetualCamel]

This is my favorite RT life in a loooong time 😂 I definitely want a full series of this

[@DrMambo21]

What I learned is that, on top of all of Chris's insane cooking habits, like frying fish in ranch dressing, he also has no idea what yeast does or is used for

[@TheOdd]

I like to imagine that Chris doesn't know about the existence of knives.

[@podo9032]

Chris is just a gold mine for content

[@HispanicAt7heDisco]

I have no food suggestions but I'd love to see more of these. This was so much fun!

[@EditDeath]

More complicated? Okay! The "pork roast" from the first episode of Shokugeki no Soma. It's actually a mound of potato wrapped in bacon.

[@564madman]

For someone like Chris he has nice kitchen appliances.

[@hannahjoygoodwin]

i love chris demarais with my entire heart

[@MrUsoutlaw]

Just her heart though

[@hannahjoygoodwin]

MrUsoutlaw i’m a fraud actually my left ventricle is only “meh” about him

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

“MORE COMPLICATED!” Okay, how about recreating a Dominos Chocolate Lava Cake?

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

I need more of this 😂😂 this was great

[@eruannster]

Oh my god, please make this an ongoing series.

[@tacozilla1351]

Cooking with Chris. Next episode: Salad Dressing Sword

[@TheDragonaf1]

What to make next??? Its obvious! Lets see Chris finally making his fish from the podcast discussion years ago!

[@bradypahl]

To be fair to Chris he almost had it right with the yeast. Though I think most people would have used dough of some kind.

[@bradypahl]

Ailuropoda melanoleuca Nineoneone That's why I said almost, tbh I'm surprised Chris even knew what yeast is so the fact he used it in baking I was impressed. Now did he use it wrong for sure. Haha

[@vmanxb0987]

It seems as though Chris thinks yeast = dough. Chris is special. High five little buddy, you did it!

[@RustybaIIz]

We need more!!! This was amazing!

[@Edgemaster72]

Can't wait for 10 Minute Chef to take off and become its own series

[@DoingDennis]

Make a Lady Baltimore next! What could go wrong?

[@pallamyr]

I had such a strong reaction to this i accidentally closed the tab

[@tuckersimmons4950]

He did far better than I ever would have

[@jfighter004]

Who else wants Cooking with Chris to become its own show?

[@wesleywilliams8370]

I think Chris actually did a very good job! The yeast wasn't really necessary imo, but the only crazy thing were his knife skills lmao. Breaking out the meat cleaver for pepperonis sent me over the couch

[@bigfunkman6876]

John must have purchased this for Chris, or else he gets a penalty from the olive garden challenge!

[@UltraPrimal]

You guys should make poutine! Or if you really want a challenge, Jiggs Dinner.

[@TheElkMaidenn]

He should totally try to make a burrito from scratch. Complete scratch. Nothing premade. It would be interesting to watch 😂😂😂

[@carterradams]

I’m glad Rushmore survived the “blurry background” test.

[@NeuroSpicyCook]

The doughnut chicken sandwich from KFC but from scratch. 10 minutes for shopping, 20 minutes to make, and Chris can look at a recipe for doughnuts once for 10 seconds.

[@reignofred8939]

This cooking needs more Mariel!!! ^.^

[@cameronstrommen1714]

for Halloween yall should've "Frankensteined" different coloured giant gummy bears together to create a giant rainbow gummy bear

[@renegadepyro726]

Chris’s apartment is surprisingly really nice

[@greenbull92]

Wow he really made a Cheeze-It Pizza; color me impressed.

[@oakwoodvondeath2309]

I really want a Chris cooking show now

[@Peter_Ropp]

I want to see Chris try and make an Oreo McFlurry from scratch

[@Woodshadow]

This was dumb. I loved it

[@kelleym3043]

I weirdly want to attempt this without the constraints now.

[@dridgesnapoleon]

I love this. Cooking with Chris. Would love to see him make sword

[@TheDorkfreak]

Want more videos like this please! Brab and Chris vids!!

[@reignydays8825]

Glad you guys are kind of making this a series. You should try prison food inspired by inmates. I'm sure there's recipes online.

[@whyamihere2581]

I refuse to believe Chris isn’t just a 15 year old off the streets that RT cryo preserves off camera to keep young

[@tiladx]

One of my favorite desserts from my time at USNA was Cannonballs with Hard Sauce. Very delicious!

[@matthewschwartz6486]

We're coming up on the holiday season. Chris has to make an apple pie.

[@ocd4957]

God now I just want Chris to make a poptart from scratch

[@ahnya1996]

Just knowing that you guys went to Walmart just made me feel all gooey inside.

[@peshno13]

This was amazing.

[@heyjay4468]

Chris needs to make his signature fish... You know sword?

[@madbells02]

Chris should never be allowed in a kitchen ever again.

[@Tricxclusive]

This should be its own show

[@bigaldogqueenslander5569]

So I was just having a wonderful dream where I was making the best pizza ever. But, as I was placing on the last topping my alarm woke me up. So in my disappointment I rolled over and opened up KZbin, and this Cheezit Pizza was at the top on my subscription list. Defiantly a sign that I should have pizza tonight.

[@Mimi-pj3xt]

Chris content is where its at.

[@ryanchong9965]

From the chef that brought you Fish With Sauce...

[@Billywashere89]

More if Chris cooking please!!!!!

[@arwenwilliams2536]

Chris cooks fish please!

[@Chris-zj2cd]

never tried them when they were out and looking everywhere for a recipe thought this video would be from a reliable chef 😭

[@KoalaTeaGuy]

I'd watch a series where you collab with food content creators who "fix" chris's cooking techniques/recipes

[@mayai1792]

Can you make your own version of the McDonald’s McRib....and then have Michael be the judge? It’s McRib season!

[@DarkFile888]

We need a chef Mike and Chris cooking video

[@MoonShadowTiki]

When in doubt... smoosh.

[@alansaxton5683]

wow I'm super in to the "Chris Cooks" Series. I think it needs a spinning wheel with a lot of terrible yet tasty Tasks on it. in the word's of Captain Picard "Make it so!"

[@sincerelyotaku7878]

Chris: Easy. That's funny coming out of chris who has trouble cooking sword fish lol.

[@TinShells]

Now all they need it Binging With Babish and they'll be set.

[@TotoDG]

Rooster Teeth and Binging with Babish collab soon? They could make dishes from RWBY, or maybe some from video games.

[@masonryals5587]

nice yeasting there brother, changing the 10 minute pizza game

[@Acavedweller]

The next thing they should make is a girlfriend for Chris.

[@Kimxicana]

I saw him on Tinder last year, he had a funny bio and, to his credit, didn't try to use his Rooster teeth clout...I swiped left..

[@saturnstar792]

Chris following instructions from Claire's (from Bon appetit) gourmet makes series...like come on?! how train wreck-y and glorious would that be lol

[@kingvire]

Chris could’ve lightly cooked the cheese and pepperoni and then battered them and covered them in the cheez it’s and fried them for a nice Cheez it pizza stick thing.