RT Shorts - Conspiracy Weary

[@simmy0019]

Between this and the first 6-10 seasons of RvB, how is Rooster Teeth so good at making completely unrelated plots just tie together seamlessly

[@Warillusen]

I wish I was a wealthy black man like Burnie.

[@prestonhong3187]

Get out before get out

[@icanthrow5405]

Same

[@johnnyrats7083]

Looking back years later they put so much effort into all their shorts, and tying them together. What a shame it will never happen again

[@thaton3guy100]

Why? Are they not making shorts anymore?

[@johnnyrats7083]

They suck now

[@K9unit37]

ten little roosters was the last thing on this level

[@GhostofSkyrim]

That's just what they want you to think.

[@Meteorite_Shower]

Y'know, maybe the world did end in 2012. I cannot find anywhere that sells calendars for 2013.

[@Cuttl.e]

Haha lol

[@riverward7161]

Oh. My. God. Your right

[@mrbibs350]

That's what they want you to think.

[@goosesniper454]

Meteorite My faith in humanity ended in 2012

[@gabethebabe3337]

What if we’re all still frozen on December 21st 2012 and our brains can’t comprehend time, so we hallucinate days and months and years. What if the world is ending over a very long course of one year.

[@jamesdodrill384]

So Wash finally figured out the easiest way to get rid of Caboose, Church, Sarge, and Grif at at once.

[@dudebladeX]

_Or_, Ozpin found out how to get rid of Taiyang, Oobleck, and two random other guys.

[@PaganSamurai]

Taiyang, Oobleck, the Executive Producer, and the Corpirate (who somehow got transported to Remnant through a tear in the X-Ray & Vav spacetime continuum.

[@theplaylistman9641]

James Dodrill except he may be dead

[@hugodirkschneider998]

James Dodrill I just noticed they're wearing colors similar to their characters' armor colors

[@Defectum138]

James Dodrill not to mention Doc and Lopez!

[@percywright652]

Time...Line? but.....time isn't made made out of lines. it's made out of circles. that is why clocks are round.

[@urbanquetzal4864]

That's just what they want you to think.

[@sobekick]

Urban Quetzal thats want they you to what think

[@andrewleeseberg]

.....and you know what else is round, a soccer ball, who won the world cup with a soccer ball, the Germans, who was at that game, Hitler, who saw the only way for Germany to win is through soccer, with this knowledge he was able to win the secret World War 3, and how is this possible because time is not a line but is a circle, which is round

[@WhereIsMySock03]

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

[@andrewleeseberg]

Jamie Williquette but by that standpoint there could be infinite timelines and universes, and if there was a infinite amount of timelines at least one must have a strict progression of events

[@CaptCovfefe515]

This short is a reminder of how good of an actor Shannon McCormick is.

[@austinchou6223]

Everything Shannon McCormick is in is a reminder of how good an actor Shannon McCormick is

[@Zillionjape]

He's one of the best things in Day 5, too.

[@Defectum138]

The last line in this just left so much suspense!

[@jlogg8738]

"Im already in the box!"

[@MrStacoza]

and to think this all started with Burnie and Geoff putting Shannon in the box...or is that what they want us to think?

[@TheCooro]

***** two words *Black Helicopters*

[@GodrowKil]

***** Thats what they want you to think

[@GodrowKil]

***** Edit: Thats what you want to think

[@rogerpuzzitiello5175]

I love how Shannon seems to be making up his lines as he goes. "The gene pool has gotten so m-mixed up and homogenized that everyone looks like a clone of Tiger Woods." It's hilarious!

[@XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

I personally think Joel is the best actor at RT lol

[@WeedleInTheBathroom]

Probably because he used to be a Hollywood actor. He's been in a couple of friends episodes aswell :)

[@pennywisesmith3383]

***** whose partner? Like in life?

[@geregan100]

***** I dont see your point..?

[@Terminator879x11]

He was also on Friends for like 2 minutes.

[@pennywisesmith3383]

***** Nathan? Or do you mean Matt? Matt's not bald.

[@bellejuciey]

6 years later and the world hasn't ended

[@D364000]

Ducky Turner 6 years later and this STILL isn't uploaded in at least 720p

[@DukeDanceum]

D364000 Not even 480p, which is standard definition

[@PAXperMortem]

Ducky Turner That's just what they want you to think.

[@Zimited]

Ducky Turner Holy crap, they've got quality to be 6 years old.

[@LazarouDave]

+Levi Embry It is now

[@The8thblock]

i agree with matt on neil armstrong, but i think he was an alien, not a cyborg. Neil A. A lieN, his first name backwards and last name first letter is is AlieN. coincidence? absolutely

[@ServantofBaal]

lazyartist Last you... just said it was a coincidence, as in theres no conspiracy behind it. well fucking done, buddy....

[@The8thblock]

XerasDezarrys well yeah, because its a complete coincidence and i wasn't saying it was a conspiracy. it is a joke on his name that the first letter of his last name and his first name backwards spell alien. it wasn't meant to be serious and i am not a conspiracy nut. that's why i said "coincidence? absolutely" instead of "coincidence? i think not" did you actually read my comment as being a serious conspiracy theory?

[@ServantofBaal]

lazyartist Last no, i just thought youd follow the joke through instead of letting it fall apart.. ah well

[@Rio-lw2zj]

lazyartist Last That's just what they want you to think.

[@masonweems7036]

Ghost radar sound like an aliens name

[@Yuztub]

what's inside that box is gonna make me a really rich black man

[@michaelrobles3787]

Did Matt say peak oil? He predicted that they would hire the funhaus guys and that would start the peak cult which in the future make oil

[@Carlosspicyweinerish]

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[@benjaminraskin8509]

PEEEEAAAAK

[@raptorjesus3894]

I like how Burnie is wearing Geoffs hat

[@ryanbusch2885]

life goal: be the reason someone has a conspiracy network mapped out somewhere

[@TheDarkstar500]

Joel breaking the fourth wall...lol

[@EliteMaster66]

14 years later and this is still some of my favorite content

[@nathancollier1496]

"Black helicopters is a term which became popular in the United States militia movement and associated political groups in the 1990s as a symbol and warning sign of an alleged conspiratorial military takeover of the United States, though it has also been associated with men in black and similar conspiracies." ~ I googled it.

[@nathancollier1496]

touche.

[@ultrajeb5689]

+Nathan Collier That's just what they want you to believe.

[@teamcybr8375]

And then you get black helicopters comin' cross the border; Puppet masters for the new world order

[@boaofdeath]

I like how there's a continuous plot withing the shorts XD

[@accounttwo5144]

Someone needs to make an account named "They", and use it to post a comment saying "This is just what I want you to think."

[@skelletonsubzero]

wow

[@MrEaker]

some comments don't need to be posted and used man

[@truememefiend]

MrEaker That's EXACTLY what they want you to think.

[@ImaDogDude]

Who said it's what they want you to think?

[@MasterChief117Aisha]

They Omg lol

[@coolsebz]

"From Serbia" and the picture on screen is of Siberia lmao; good one! :D There are a lot of hidden easter eggs in these videos, i really like them!

[@shipwreckedbones9377]

Hahaha Gavin's hair!

[@ralienmoo7338]

hahaha gavin

[@rnementomori]

He said in podcast 259 or something that Griffon cut it as a weird mullet thing, dyed the back black and the front blond

[@MonkeyGirlRulez]

I loved how they brought back a past episode!!!

[@The_Phobose_Show]

This is truly the best RT shorts yet!!! Keep up the great work!!!

[@KillerChickenz01]

they should make a another short with the og cast

[@handlefornate]

Chickenz the og cast has the best shorts. I agree with this statement

[@arcaninedattebayo11]

Shannon is a really good actor!

[@AmberLF]

That ending though, gave me.. Cold chills.

[@midnightmarauder6534]

They made 20 episodes that were purposely made to make this one

[@JT-nn8nj]

Mr. Chunky Peanut butter O.O

[@jonathancoyne8034]

That's just what they want you to think.

[@DillonEspe]

i love watching this in 2014

[@RaulKolk1]

Suuuuree..... "2014"..... That's what they want you to think!!

[@DaGamerGuy25]

Raul Kolk says the person that commented in 2014 or is this year still 2012 but they want us to think it's 2014

[@DaGamerGuy25]

Raul Kolk says the person that commented in 2014 or is this year still 2012 but they want us to think it's 2014

[@digitalboard552]

This is just what I want you to think.

[@TheRogueCommand]

The last time you'll see Shannon star in a short. To be fair if my coworkers put me in a ice filled crate I'd probably never trust them with a script again either.

[@calebboyd81]

that's pretty good, makes me want to go back and watch all the episodes again.

[@Eeevil0o]

Lol. The look on Burnies face. "Shannon!"

[@asonga5410]

360p never looked so good

[@Randomlolstudios]

It took me so long to find out that Bernie and Geoff were referencing an older video.

[@peterstangl8295]

They were referencing a bunch of older videos actually. Basically every single RT short that came before this one.

[@Luke51015]

"I don't believe in swine flu either" 2020: Oh how the world never changes

[@somedude5817]

I like how they tied everything up

[@NoyzBot]

I keep coming back to these as I listen through the podcast, shit's fantastic

[@muel1988]

We should freeze someone to tell Rooster Teeth of the past to avoid certain events.

[@TwinkleToesLorna]

so. It's correct that Nikola Tesla lived in Serbia, but you showed Siberia on the map lol

[@jukkis6699]

There used to be some much love for the shorts

[@xabbitz6148]

jukkis6699 because this was before 80% of them were sponsored by something and it's based on the thing that's sponsoring them

[@arlo9875]

I love how Joel looked at the cameras

[@dsalvatore32]

Love how Geoff was already in *the box*

[@lliamdavis6950]

WELCOME TO 2016 MOTHER TRUCKERS!

[@lliamdavis6950]

+Lliam Davis No, its a hot world, they just want you to think its a cold world!

[@UnicornKnight2]

WELCOME TO 2018 MOTHER TRUCKERS!

[@benjaminraskin8509]

@@UnicornKnight2 I am Monster Truck

[@demonslayerXP]

Hmmmmmmm, so Shannon turned into a Mr.Freeze kinda guy huh. Okay.

[@pedrovb17]

Ice to meet you!

[@makerofdeath101]

The Wazoo oh dude that kicked ice! but im going to give you the cold shoulder now, im going to chill out with some people.

[@8.4V10]

makerofdeath101 you chilled that down to the bone didnt you XD

[@makerofdeath101]

jacob long pretty cool huh?

[@benr41kil]

makerofdeath101 You're trying to hard. You need to be cool about it.

[@PAXperMortem]

3:31 The map clearly shows Siberia (Russia), not Serbia!

[@Powelus]

+PAXperMortem Haha. so true.. I think its on purpose

[@PAXperMortem]

007cro Maybe that's just what they want you to think...

[@dickgrayson7223]

+PAXperMortem you can't just drop the "maybe that's what they what you to think" line all the time.

[@TheEnergybeam]

+Dick Grayson Thats what they want you to think.

[@deejay7693]

0:21 Computer screen lines up perfectly with the background

[@pedrosaurusmex2586]

That was a nice call back to a previous short.

[@pforgottonsoul]

technically its a call back to several shorts.

[@ShakeMySausage]

RT Longs

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

The joke is on you Matt it is 2014!

[@Co0kieDealerr]

i actually like Gavin's hair!;P

[@ALuckyGrenade]

Love how Joel looks at the camera XD

[@rayravenclaw4534]

I love what Geoff is wearing it made me so happy

[@LethalHologram]

Who saw this video in Lazer Team?

[@minecrafters77857863]

hmmmm 2014 so i died 2 years ago cool

[@Goldendriger]

That's just what they want you to believe!

[@DamonBadgett]

This is what talking with ADHD is like.

[@JuviannaViolet]

At the end it was smosh's that damn neighbor sound! OoO

[@rockleefanlj]

6:12 all the way to the right, probably the most stoned I've ever seen Geoff! XD Gotta love KZbin buffers for these few gems :3

[@DeCINDERgrated]

so Shannon broke out of the box somehow and is getting revenge?

[@raptorjesus3894]

Well ice melts pretty quick with the human body so it wouldn't of been long till he was able to get the leverage to get the lid off. I'm more surprised he was able to predict Joel and Matt finding it and all that

[@robblahblah]

The swine flu joke hits different after 2020

[@epicnerd343_7]

lol its 2014 right now

[@Randomvideos3200]

that's just what they want you to think

[@princelink5718]

I thought I would see chris in the backround drawing lines on his conspiracy wall XD

[@SuperMrMan911]

Best ending line ever.

[@unkept6132]

The world will end in 2012 Nope it's 2016 and trumps president

[@ronthomason8388]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[@lonewanderer7926]

Ah, back when Rooster Teeth was still funny. Now they're just lame and boring.

[@digizilla164]

Thanks to all the SJW's ruining/running the place

[@d11asian]

​@@digizilla164 all the stuff that came out about rooster teeth indicated that the people running the joint were mistreating their minority employees tho (so the exact opposite of a sjw)

[@beautifulmidnight]

Aw, Baby Gavin's mullet, provided to him by Griffon. Fantastic.

[@Orgaya]

This was the first Rooster Teeth video I've watched. Thought it was funny, enough to make me watch everything else. And now the video makes sense.

[@SpoxVoreTail]

thanks i had screwed up and i didnt feel like taking it down and typing it

[@naughtylittlerobot6884]

It's mad how i used to watch these when they came out...i can't even remember Roosterteeth when it was just the orginals anymore so used to the new haha

[@MateoTorrre]

right

[@Stevonicus]

I love that the map highlights Siberia when Matt talks about Serbia and Nikola Tesla

[@ZNeetoBurrito]

You're a genius. *Slow Clap.*

[@grifballa]

1:58 Best 4th wall break

[@julmicsaw3]

Oh my gosh i never saw the San Diego chicken in this before I’m related to the last guy in the suit! 😅

[@JigokuShoujo543]

My god.....it's all CONNECTED! *mind blown!!!*

[@Legonater]

On Burnie's helmet: "Geoff's hat, do not touch"

[@ShawneeLad117]

8:35 most epic line ever

[@Neamhain97]

00:37 Did you even bing it? made me chuckle lol

[@IAmFrostblazer]

6:29 Geoff's hat, Do not touch. And look who's wearing it. XD

[@jackthole908]

the first rooster teeth video i ever saw

[@Nordstrom1990]

0:45 Nope!

[@2ero12]

"for uh research pyrposes" HAHAHAHa

[@profblack]

“I don’t wanna sit next to Burnie.” I love that line.

[@NotMac]

The flashback in the beginning is the video Matt was editing in Blur!

[@Mowgli602]

I love how even when Joel tried to play along he couldn't do it right.

[@potatoman6520]

1:39 the rat poison from lunch bunch

[@amazingllama2325]

I love that he said the world will end in 2012 and I'm watching it in 2016

[@MewtwosDestany]

"That's what they want you to think." Thinking hurts Joel's thinker box.

[@DamonBadgett]

Gavin: "The polar ice caps are gonna melt" Polar ice caps melt. Gavin: "OI"

[@donkeyperfection]

I can totally imagine agent Washington when Shannon was talking

[@HFShaf]

i dont remember if it was fragger but i got that instantly. bravo my friend

[@dinkydingle3625]

Rewatching after hearing the news to feel the nostalgia :(

[@anedcav]

i love this i have seen it years ago

[@hi00118]

I remember the first time I found this one I had absolutely no context for “what’s in that box is gonna make me a very wealthy black man” lmfao

[@uninployed12]

I like how Burnie's Hard Hat says "Geoff's hat do not touch"

[@LentilsOverkill]

6:29 "geoff's hat, do not touch" Worn by burnie, with geoff right there

[@allanchan1731]

pause at 6:30 its says Geoff's hat on Burnie

[@terryversaw6286]

“Do you ever feel like you’re being watched” Joel looks at the camera

[@reallyoldgreg]

Back when anything RT did was GOLD!