Rory Joins No Jumper | Episode 152 | NEW RORY & MAL

#NewRoryNMal
Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers. This horny conversation led to Chloe Bailey and eventually Ben Kingsley as Ghandi (google it). Staying in messy relationships, Andrew Wiggins has a decision to make and none of us suggest Mal’s advice. Tune in as we discuss all of this as well as, women with body hair, interesting kinks, and more!
Time Stamps:
00:00 Intro
05:36 My Little Brother Experiences
25:34 No Jumper
45:02 Larsa Pippen Numbers
50:23 Chloe Bailey In Swarm
1:02:54 Andrew Wiggins
1:17:25 Women With Body Hair, Interesting Kinks + Wrap Up
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[@wilfriedn.8212]

yo I just realized this is what I was loving on the old show .this genuine banter, this nontoxic transparent chill vibe fun chemistry . y'all brought it back even with new guest/cohosts . like y'all set the tone/ work culture and attract and ring on similar earnest people. Love what you guys do !

[@arunjayton3606]

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[@be6416]

Same. I watch the old pod but there's really no real laughs, more just talking about topics seriously. This pod has a younger silly one and I enjoy it.

[@rascalmania]

Agreed

[@odu2014]

this podcast sucks bruh lol rory n mal just be showing up and filling their time

[@wilfriedn.8212]

@@arunjayton3606 its the single 😮 for me lmaoooo !!! well done sir!

[@peaceiladel83]

Julien saying "I want you to feel it" had me dying! 🤣🤣

[@BAEHOUSING]

Imagine if Rory and Mal did a skit about when Rory pulled up to Akademiks crib 😂😂😂

[@Ashton_Rain]

When did rory pull up on him? Rory would prob whoop ak tho. Ak dont look like he got hands at all

[@westside9493]

That would actually them being vulnerable and making good content. They refuse to not be “cool”

[@thecunninlynguist]

@@Ashton_Rain the card incident. left ak a card in his mailbox

[@Dotfye]

Why would you make a skit about going to someone's house and not doing anything? Especially when he did not stop shitting on him.

[@nia4842]

Can't really do a skit about a potential crime. AK was trying to bait him into admitting it happened, which is why he kept dry switching.

[@jaedrewski1094]

“From the ground, rose Kanye in this white ensemble.” Yea…Julian sick. 😂😂😂

[@Usurpadora]

Julian was definitely crying when John Mayer played Dreaming with a Broken Heart. Guaranteed.

[@larryfisherman2921]

Lmfaooo. Deadass

[@lihlejafta6430]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 They always hating on this pod but this is such a great pod bro, the chemistry is amazing

[@rellysunshine9665]

Haters gonna hate

[@brivnii]

That “not my kid” portion was hilarious 😂 “Father son bonding for real”

[@milahlovesmusic]

why can i imagine Julien crying to “Gravity” 😭😭

[@premiumdre5228]

"I'll be in the bathroom throwing up" lmfao Rory is the only honest podder

[@a.b.kelley5163]

It’s crazy that Rory is the one who perfectly articulated how and why Adam is considered a culture vulture. Thank you Rory.. I hope Edin and Jillian understand now

[@ricardonieves2543]

Take one to know one?

[@wolf7el356]

Dame Dash warned us about Adam 3 years ago...

[@954buggy]

@@wolf7el356 Adam comes from an elite Mason family background.. his last name alone is proof. He’s plugged in with the puppeteers

[@jarl-caysen]

@@ricardonieves2543 Rory is far from a "VULTURE" let's be real. Adam is pure vulture 😂

[@SurfDUI]

We, gotta start, this, bloodline over. -Mal 2023 😭😭✊🏾

[@karifafofana2204]

BRUHHH!!!!

[@davidluna7237]

Mal is the tribal chief

[@nia4842]

The leaving the kid behind segment had me 😂😂😂.

[@MixxyGirl]

Mal gave zero fuks & was ready to dip. "Your mother a whore" 😂💀

[@antoinelove1329]

🤣 why is Mal like this??

[@kilahlipstick9687]

I was crying and this to me is when they are at their best. I like when they just talk about random stuff. They are way funnier without guest to me. Leaving the kid behind might make my top 5 of the year but no segment will topple "backpack" lol

[@baker4589]

Nah that segment was hilarious! 😂

[@leonwilliams1633]

Bro I had to pullover and catch my breath 😂😂😂😂

[@Rags2Roses]

"This is real! I'm really leaving!" Is CRAZY 🤣

[@stakkbundlez2018]

Need more flashback edits!!…You guys are ever evolving!!!…SALUTE!!!!

[@miisher]

Sometimes Demaris is such a perfect encapsulation of how women’s expectations of men often times doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. I’m not a “manosphere” weirdo but that conversation about men being passionate about artists was interesting

[@nia4842]

She only mirrored Mal and Rory's prior conversation about it. They said it first.

[@donoc6036]

@@nia4842exactly, I swear these niggas have selective hearing and only get upset when women say it 😂😅

[@shentelj.5911]

It really wasn’t even that serious that’s just her preference..

[@RickFury927]

Fellas is it gay to make some noise at a concert?

[@be6416]

The Banter and giggles, make it so much better.

[@B.Phrase06]

Lmfaooo the awkward silence from everyone when Julian said “you jumped in the pipe?” Was fucking hilarious

[@xchxmpagnepxpix]

“Dads leave all the time” 😂😂😂

[@GritsAndEggsPod]

What I’ve noticed about most pods is around the 130th episode they really find their stride and y’all have been killing it for weeks now! Keep it going guys!

[@jermainewilliams4675]

And I’ve found that most people that comment stuff like this don’t know what tf their taking about. It’s ok to be simple and supportive but still coming out with dumbass analytics just to try to validate it.

[@410rockstarkid]

“MALrio” didn’t get the laugh it deserved 😂😂

[@trinigladiator8830]

Mal"s face when Rory mentioned the old pod. 😂

[@BrayellMusic]

"MAL-RIO" 🤣🤣 Eddin undefeated

[@KingOfShortsOSE]

Love the pod yall... Keep doin your thing while we do our thing... And watch

[@Seanspicyy]

Great episode, laughed more than usual as of late from start to finish.

[@gnunez1600]

Havent watched these guys since they left job. Seems like they happy. Salute

[@ZeroCash91]

Never forget, Rory: "Man raps Hov lyrics with his whole soul"

[@premiumdre5228]

"That wasnt a barrier I had to overcome to finish" - Julian lmfao

[@rascalmania]

Yall fun and funny to listen too, great pod!

[@QueenTyeray]

💙 I Love Y'all's Chemistry, From Day One. 💯 That's What Makes This Easy To vWatch. 🔥🔥🔥 Thank You. #Blessings. 🙏🏿

[@thechillinwithchillestpodcast]

This episode had me crying!! 10/10

[@sneakn]

Demaris acts like we don't have memories, plus video and audio of her saying she froze up when she met him.

[@YoungShoLive]

The opening line was nuts! “He knows what her backshot air smells like” WOW😂

[@thabangkgosana234]

This was a dope, dope episode 🔥🔥🔥🎯🎯🎯

[@JoelMcKenzie-kf3pq]

Great pod 🙌🏾

[@marquisewilliams9677]

This Was A Great Episode. High Energy Full Of Jokes. 🏆🏆🏆 This Is The Lane..

[@A9POLO]

This pod is hilarious

[@MRKNIGHT707]

“Don’t come to my son’s birth” is nuts😂😂mans is upset

[@BAEHOUSING]

Who else ready for some pod wars 👀😂😂

[@baker4589]

That shit corny. I hope they don’t go into that

[@adaebuka007]

Great episode 🔥🔥🔥

[@Kingkongbigdog]

This was a great pod

[@bradleyager4130]

The kid segment is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@be6416]

The edits in are helpful.

[@headcrack4906]

I love this transparency 😂

[@Silentknight003]

We need a count on all the events Mal said he would attend n just never makes it to

[@GritsAndEggsPod]

It’s def in the hundreds by now

[@BertaBella87]

😂😂😂😂

[@BIGDADDYKAY]

Idk why it was so funny when Mal said test come pre positive lol

[@mississippi_burning]

I've never seen Rory and Bobby Budnick in the same room. #saluteyourshorts

[@domowilliams]

I love the red braids on Demaris! Like girl I’m pregnant and it’s yours! 😍😂😂

[@kingjah6420]

I just realized TODAY it is a such thing as being too cool. Thx Mal I learn something everyday

[@BIGDADDYKAY]

This episode was so damn funny lol

[@FreeTheColonized]

From the ground rose Kanye. Only thing could’ve made that nastier was if I referred to him as Yeezus. Yeezus rose🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lungelobaba9942]

Rory definitely listened to old pod AD interview clip ...boy went it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Godlyloc]

That Backshot Air Just Nasty 😢😂... I thought of the worst experience 😂😂

[@jamilsiddiqui8553]

One of the better episodes. Lots of banter and funny jokes. Had me laughing my ass off a few times. The funny pods are much more enjoyable than them argumentative, First Take-ass debate team pods. 9/10. Keep the comedy angle IMO.

[@antoniomcneil5978]

As a diehard fan of your podcast, I hope you guys will go back to doing skits! You can do a lot of subliminals and make it comedy so you can have a good time. Love you guys. 💰🍊🔥

[@tiffanymeriwether7687]

They better do something to run them numbers up. They should respect their fans and get creative with their content

[@Jun3bugger]

Gotta sub to the Patreon

[@EddiePReacts]

​@@Jun3bugger thats pretty trash. Why half ass the content that the majority will see and paywall what the majority wants to see.

[@kdeem93]

​@Eddie P because that's business 101 my guy.... you five people a tester and then make them pay for the good shit

[@rellysunshine9665]

I agree, bring back the skits!

[@WayneOverhill]

Ima keep it G I haven’t watched this podcast in a few months and I’m mad I’ve been missing out lmfaooo😅

[@fuegodjofficial]

Dawg y’all don’t understand how much y’all had me dyin the first 25 minutes b 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@daaaavid4218]

I got about half way through the clip and said na I gotta wait to hear the whole episode tomorrow fuck that lmao

[@thecunninlynguist]

Whole episode is out

[@gmccc7490]

Yo when NORE brought y’all up on that Joe Budden Drink Champs interview 💀 took me TF out

[@ermackoresh6282]

Rory- Mario Mal- Luigi Eddin- Yoshi Jullian- Toad Baby D- Rosalina Yoenmi- Toadette Peej- Donkey Kong Benner- Shy Guy Loyeon- Spike Joe- Waluigi Parks- Wario AK, Adam, Vlad, Charla- Bowser

[@chinative7517]

What if Wiggins is shooting free throws and the crowd yells "But the Kid is Not your Son!" (Billie Jean cadence)

[@clint6795]

Mal: I was in Bad Bunnyland. Eddin: Mal-rio. 😂🤣😅🤭🤭

[@dmart2311]

24:19 Mal-rio was such an underrated comment they swept under the rug 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@makyo_9588]

Mozzarella sticks on the nightstand is bananas 🤣

[@Ashton_Rain]

That rory song was really good and the video was damn good. That irish lad funny af

[@Postell]

“From the ground rose Kanye”😭🤣

[@ibeenthinkin]

Yo I need to get more consistent watching Rory and Mal, I loved this episode

[@michelangelooliver2590]

“I’m really leaving” - Mal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Koays]

When Demaris said "He told me" I felt that.

[@chasingjordan2977]

They came a long way

[@ribbitfrog1]

I think this is the funniest episode in a while

[@welcometothecopa]

Mal was COOKING 😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying

[@nwagssnwagss3723]

Rory and Mal back to their best 😂😂

[@clint6795]

Julian: How did you go down th pipe? "was it a Blue Chew Mushroom" LMAO.

[@Groovy_ish]

😂Mal went crazy with the baby topic, great episode

[@holleelifestyles2844]

PUT ON-- would have brought me to tears! That verse by Kanye was heart felt about his Mom. I would've been BAWLING and rapping word for word!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@jvonthecat]

the black clansman joke getting slept on is crazy.

[@lornegreen6755]

The first 5 secs of the pod was insane lmao.

[@robertpowell2247]

We need a time stamp guy

[@kingpoodietv364]

Good fkn show 👍🏾

[@floridaking4078]

Did the mushroom make you grow 😂😂

[@realboy6256]

Time Stamps?

[@jaysena3390]

the kid portion of this pod is hilarious

[@DannyFrio]

26:53 yo Rory slurring and Eddin letting him know he faded and then following up by letting mal know that no jumper is a podcast is hilarious

[@johnwayne-vs7ub]

Why is mozzarella sticks so funny lol

[@Dau-kc3rf]

This finna be crazy 🤣🤣🤣

[@everydaycelebritymediacomp3482]

Where is all the outrage when it comes to Tyga? Did y'all forget that he was in a whole relationship with Kylie Jenner when she was 16 and he was a grown ass man, did y'all forget that he took her to Paris just him and her where the legal consent age is 15?

[@Regular-Sized]

Eddin’s side eye 😂

[@carabounu]

1:23:25 EDDIN 😂why you 👀 baby D, you gettin a different waft

[@amaritheskater]

Oh my god that’s so weird I was just listening to little brother for the first time in a while yesterday .. Little brother is definitely my earth wing and fire

[@FlightOfFancyCo]

Bd bunny land "Are you still there or did you get out?"😂

[@Bob.Fuentes]

Nah can we get eddin a fuckin table or something. They got him using chairs lmao

[@mango1769]

This is why I'm not a fan of all these podcast platforms releasing little clips before the full episode. I've seen old miniclips so I don't want to watch the full episode. So how would you get your on the full episodes if you release the small clips beforehand

[@laikonicole1983]

“My next waft victim, Jesus.”😭😭😭

[@shannonposey6174]

The not my kid segment I can't 😂😂😂 I'm dying mal needs to be a comedian

[@sweez_136]

Julian saying you grabbed it is wild😅😅

[@kikuchusss]

Rory letting the hair grow out. I'm liking it.

[@TheFame12284]

24:16 they had me crying

[@amansharma13]

Julian said give that kid back to the village 😂

[@CheapGodiva]

I know which song made Julian cry. It's "slow dancing in a burning room"

[@dearamismurry8709]

Damn I forgot about dancing Carl