Guessing Random Things About You | ASMR

Tonight, I'm going to guess all sorts of random stuff about you and type them up into my system for your relaxation and entertainment. Answer the questions I ask as honestly as possible, grab a pair of 'phones and enjoy ;)
Inspired by the legend Ephemeral Rift
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[@zuck1724]

Not even a gorilla can survive 10,000 gerbils continuously biting you…

[@TotallyTaRz]

The fact that this is inspired by Ephemeral Rift makes it all the million times better. Glad I found this channel

[@bigboychunges9104]

🎉

[@LynxHD]

something about your voice just makes me sleep, i love your asmr so glad i found you

[@marcosmendez8805]

Same his voice is really good tbh

[@inquisitiveplatypus]

Same bro

[@packman8164]

Un

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

23:37 This question sent my brain into lockdown mode

[@utellmewhatitshouldbe7912]

U gotta know this for the next test man

[@emmac395]

I love how your t shirt blends in with the background, it looks as though your head is floating 😂

[@hwlsgrl]

i covered half the vid (the mic and arms) and it looks trippy af 😭

[@Vaihly]

LMAO I CAN UNSEE IT

[@oskargoingplaces5720]

Dropping a comment for the algorithm and while I’m doing it I might as well remind you and anyone else reading this that you are awesome and provide so much to the well being of your peers. Love to all! Things do get better (at least I hope so bc I’m in a shitty situation myself) As always, great video. Criminally underrated channel.

[@hwlsgrl]

thanks for that i’m going thru it rn this helped a bit 🫶

[@dshadow01]

"are you comfortable right now?" Me:yes Him: * types down the first chapter of winds of winter *

[@JAM__7]

😫✋

[@Deadpool-pu7un]

4:37 the answer is obviously apple juice

[@AdeptLux]

Yessir, but ain’t nothing like a glass of orange juice after a nice teeth brush sesh amirite »:)

[@lynnnn9269]

I completely agree

[@vokkado4744]

This man is a hidden gem, you deserve more love bro, keep up the good work!

[@arianasolis618]

i still dont get how you only have 38k subs like youre an amazing asmrtist

[@ThatRblxDeveloper]

0:04 seconds in and I've got the relaxation mood

[@kolbykirk5443]

I’m glad that we relate on the iceberg question

[@dream_in_digital]

These questions are hilarious. Please make another video like this! As far as the aging question goes, I'd choose to age from the neck down not just for beauty but to avoid developing dementia later in life.

[@blissfull2764]

These questions are relaxing and hilarious 😂😴

[@inquisitiveplatypus]

Bro you quickly became my favorite ASMR for sleep like better than any others no cap

[@sodium_hypochlorite104]

keep going, you have one of the best asmr channels out there!

[@elisabeth9523]

I may get weird dreams about giant microwaves, mountain chickens and octopuses living in trees. Looking forward to it.

[@lmSpirit]

You are one of the best asmrtist in my opinion, your voice its just too relaxing😴

[@guihod7984]

New favorite asmrtist!!! FANTASTIC WORK MATE!

[@LardyMongusHunnter]

Your hard work will pay off bro, Thanks for the vids

[@gavinlatian533]

I love your content so much it is so good you never get to loud and you are funny and good at what you do

[@Twigz72]

Shoutout to you this channel is so underrated 🙏

[@reaganemerson5485]

I love your videos so much the help me sleep when I can't ❤️

[@lilybrim9640]

omg i was not expecting the typing sounds, LOVE IT

[@zisanegilmez458]

Hmm

[@reaganfenn2830]

Blank space for you!! Goodnight

[@excelsiorleroux8567]

The best person who does asmr 😌

[@5startiny385]

gerbils would destroy the gorilla

[@Brz99988]

There’s actually no way you don’t have more than 300k subs. Bro so underrated

[@caliresident5018]

You’re voice was made for asmr no doubt

[@bandzioreq3567]

Brooo this is so good

[@Ellie-uf4qc]

Even though I’ve played this video in full 3 times I haven’t finished watching it because I keep falling asleep before I finish

[@Luigigamer4452]

Bro this helped me sleep thank you bro

[@lucawucah]

HOW DID HE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AND EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME…. 😂😂

[@Jordyboi_]

1 minute in, already falling asleep

[@laurjw._.]

best asmr voice i’ve ever heard tbh

[@kalikoplumberg2590]

Roscoe: are you comfortable right now? Me: yes Roscoe: writes 534 page novel *confused unga bunga*

[@halatiny6537]

Googled ‘mountain Chicken’ and was genuinely surprised.

[@nateweyant]

the goat has dropped again letsss gooooo

[@thefallencore3]

My Answers: 1. Eh kinda comfortable 2. Yes 3. The universe is too big for there not to be aliens somewhere 4. Yes, they sometimes move when they're asleep so they probably dream 5. No idea 6. 1 pillow 7. Neither 8. Be confused probably 9. Depends on how far the titanic is from the iceberg 10. Neck down, I have a baby face and I don't want my body to hurt even more than it already does when I'm older 11. Only Cornflakes with nothing else added is very plain 12. No, only because I like a lot of music genres and can't choose a favorite 13. Nope 14. Yes 15. Don't have one, too many good ones, can't decide 16. / 17. Mitochondria 18. What? No idea 19. / 20. Nope, not subscribed 21. Who??? 22. No 23. Having freedom is the most important thing, even if people choose to destroy themselves with it, we cannot take their freedom away just cause they might destroy themselves 24. No 25. Thieves look like raccoons, not raccoons look like thieves 26. Nope 27. Frog 28. Probably not 29. No, I've never tried that 30. Did he have a 7nth wife?? 31. Sometimes it doesn't sound like me 32. I don't floss, it always gets stuck in my teeth and I hate that 33. Too lazy to do math right now 34. There was probably a Richard who was a dick 35. No 36. Cold 37. Neither, don't like either of them 38. Huh? I probably wouldn't be able to lay down comfortably or put on shirts for 3 days 39. No idea 40. Yes, yes and yes 41. Too many good ones, can't choose 42. No idea 43. / 44. 0 times 45. Aren't they called printers? 48. Be happy that I can suddenly speak 10 languages 49. Thats not true 50. No idea dude 51. No way, my sneezes can't warp reality 52. No idea, I am sad that junk food isn't healthy 53. I don't know, they should probably put their roof up 54. 5 feet 2 inches 55. I Don't consume milk 56. Big milk wants you to drink a lot of milk 57. Broccolis just cool 58. Science is weird 59. I have no idea why it's called fast-food 60. Someone probably thought they looked like sperm 61. Yesn't, I had some but never collected them. Did you read all of this? Probably not.

[@exist563]

when he said "hows your left ankle after that razor scooter" i was instantly like "is this guy my dad or something??"

[@Kaezo]

What were you typing?

[@devlinorsomething854]

WOAH HOLY SHIT YOU ARE UNDERRATED

[@asmrtheater4236]

Great video

[@markalika_noi7887]

Yessir

[@tent-fz1gh]

Ten thousand gerbils easy

[@Ur.local.me1]

The fact everyone else was probably giving full answers then there was me sitting saying "Yeh" "nOoO"

[@rbandzz5510]

This video made me think abt the meaning of life

[@DFClicker]

Finally someone who pronounces anime like I do

[@Chris10riginal]

Good job me - I have found a new gem

[@asmrlistening5945]

"is Captain America your favourite superhero" me: *literally wearing a Captain America hoodie rn*

[@carlosmartinez2357]

🐐

[@monty6726]

Is hiphop your favourite music genre? Me: no i like vocaloid and metal more Him: good choice Me: confusion Also my fav anime must be either devilman(any devilman series) or ace of diamond And im more of a skater type not a scooter so my left ankle is fine ^.^

[@Zakod426]

"Are you comfortable" *McDonalds delivery ad plays at full volume*

[@stephenjennings555]

Are the gerbils co-ordinated, what environment is the fight in and does either have access to support during the fight?

[@vvvdj8486]

The aging question was so easy I's rather look old than suffer from joint pain

[@j4ck4ry]

my left ankle is still ruined and shatered from the razor scooter

[@swcron200fpsvod8]

How can u put an iceberg into a microwave 🤣🤣 other than that great video keep it up

[@madmantrae18]

is your voice made for asmr or something? your voice is amazing keep up the good work

[@Waltuh_Wide]

Nah it’s made OF asmr

[@_joeythegoat_]

@@Waltuh_Wide no, it's made WITH asmr

[@jimbomcclaren2105]

New favourite same channel

[@slimmc1331]

did u get a ps5 for christmas? me:yes shame, maybe next year me:but i…

[@Valentiniann]

Titanic didn't crash straight into the iceberg, but only scraped it a little, making far worse damage than taking the crash head on. Fun fact: the passengers and staff could've been saved if the captain didn't turn away from the iceberg.

[@jimmyepicgamer1292]

Good channel

[@bexoj4y]

10,000 gerbils because theoretical probability of the gorilla hitting all the gerbils at once is a 1/27008 probability which would leave the other gerbils who weren’t hit an opening to jump onto the gorilla hence distracting then the other ones that were hit regroup themselves and go in for the final blow destroying the gorilla so 10000 gerbils takes the win and bonus for gerbils the gorilla got 3 stocked

[@primevalwarlock3808]

I'll be honest I think 10,000 gerbils could beat any lone animal on the planet. I think people underestimate the sheer volume of 10,000 gerbils. Even like an elephant would drown in that number of gerbils.

[@craigoetegenn875]

me who got a ps5 and then he says next year

[@crizz.13.9]

Dam…. Didn’t know random shower thoughts could make a good video

[@kordroblox9735]

Not all have the bread for the ps5 lol.

[@scottmcwilliams3521]

I am subscribed now yes 😎

[@mercgamemaster9911]

Sperm whales get their name from their whale oil At the time, white oil from a whale was unusual And, sailors will be sailors

[@lucaweems4530]

Early gang led go liked and subscribed also roscoe same I love your content

[@bleydwunna]

Are the gerbils smart

[@nb-rc8nf]

Have a good day.

[@countdooku8827]

18:25 actually, the voice in my head is Cristopher Lee's voice lol

[@cantleavethisblank4170]

1 gorilla fs 💯🙏

[@REVOLXOfficial]

I thought JJ is now making an ASMR💀💀💀

[@somedude0001]

💀

[@shmevo328]

I think the gorilla would die of exhaustion.

[@vloggergamer6831]

I feel like I could win against 10,000 gerbils so surely a gorilla couls

[@OutDaBoxStudios]

Bro looks like ASMR ksi 😂 Not meant to be a roast

[@Charles-nr1ir]

W

[@cheese6329]

Rip random 10,00 gerbils

[@rachel4555]

I think if a gorilla and 10,000 gerbils were intent on killing each other the gerbils would probably win. obviously not without losing a few good gerbil men but that would just make them more keen on killing the gorilla, thus winning the war

[@the_official_ballbagman]

Why was he looking so zesty in the thumbnail

[@leading_sky7966]

gerbils would win

[@antonioxfxshiionz4082]

10K Gerbils 🐁 because they overrun the Gorilla 🦍

[@antonioxfxshiionz4082]

It will be take a while to get him Down, because of the Muscles and Power but there's no Chance for him to kill All Gerbils in a 1vs10000

[@wasserherzog4661]

Don’t ask what type of juice. Simply Orange juice

[@randyandy12345]

coyg🔴⚪️

[@-AngeIina-]

Him:how is your left ankle all the years after it was hit with that razor scooter? Me:➖~➖ O~O !!! how...did...he...KNOW!!! (P.s. it was a very painful and 🩸'y experience, almost ended in getting stitches i think 😬)

[@slimmc1331]

hold on bru i had a left ankle injury years ago from basketball. u gotta chill my guy ur like 3/3 rn

[@Benjamin_kl]

Durag

[@berlinxtoyaishi8780]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

[@remi_dadude]

19:40: 4,436

[@JimmyRelaxo]

I’m going to be counting to make sure you ask 10,000 questions.

[@JimmyRelaxo]

I kept quite a loose count because of drowsiness and bit, counting supplementary questions like “really?” and “do you have a calculator behind your back?” I arrived at a nearly-nice 68 questions. I shall expect the next 9,932 questions in a follow-up video.

[@JimmyRelaxo]

Actually, my count reaches 69 if you include the gerbil/gorilla question from the intro.

[@Santino474]

@@JimmyRelaxo my brotha what

[@JimmyRelaxo]

@@Santino474 Video says it’s gonna ask 10,000 questions. Just keeping the tally.

[@Mingi-mingi]

How did you have the time/patience for that 💀😭

[@Linda-jb9dh]

What is the purpose of these unusual questions ❓

[@austincayward5625]

Gorilla beats all the girbels

[@reesewest43]

the gorilla wins easy

[@rondofromtoronto9248]

🐂 💩

[@diss2788]

(algorithm comment move on)

[@davidmugoya6943]

Here first in 2023

[@wifehaver1582]

woah im very early

[@slimmc1331]

im eating corn flakes rn

[@remi_dadude]

congratulations. you want a cookie? or more corn flakes?

[@slimmc1331]

@@remi_dadude did u really feel to need to take the time outta your pathetic little life to comment that ignorant ass shit on my comment i forgot i made 3 months ago wen i was fried and was trying to go to sleep. wow your lame

[@urmomslover666]

The aging question is really dumb bc who wants an old body and a young face