Rotgrind - Episode 1 - A Rotten Situation

[@AceDan-gc9po]

Rest in peace warhams long live narrative declaration

[@terminaro]

The king is dead. Long live the king!

[@lordfelidae4505]

Rest in rot. Rise in rot.

[@IsiahTomas]

The dead kings long. Is king the live!

[@ignoronb7880]

"This Character wears a Bucket" DEAR GOD "Theres more to describe" NOOO

[@dmmdinomistmage4989]

It contains the dying wish of every man here.

[@D748]

First up is Scout! And, you’ve drawn a picture of me being hit by a car…

[@simonfsson817]

Tf2

[@blu_cerb]

I've done nothing but teleport bread

[@marmyeater]

@@blu_cerb for 3 days

[@north7500]

"They said you blew upan orphanage" Off to an amazing start

[@pinguin4898]

"and how many times I blew up an orphanage" "and how many orphanages are there"

[@TheSlamburger]

So let’s see… Drunk Blue Pirate, I Am Groot, Bird Hippie, Guillotine-Happy Cyborg, and Full Buckethead Alchemist walk into a tavern…

[@sonofjack6286]

I was hoping for a Fullmetal Alchemist reference somewhere.

[@CrackSausage]

BOOOOO THIS IS A TERRIBLE JOKE For those who have watched seven deadly sins abridged

[@thedyingmeme6]

"Full Buckethead Alchemest" _YOU HAVE KILLED ME, MAN_

[@thecyanghost1889]

what hex did you curse on me so I cannot read the comment out loud without laughing

[@Tony-ny9fp]

You mean just a pirate

[@maywolf9443]

Ah yes we have Drunk pirate “Innocent” tree The Straight man The rebellion And…cannibal bird hippy Purposeful oversimplification

[@nonya1366]

You forgot Jimothy.

[@arthurmorgan2861]

@@nonya1366 he died too soon, the crocs could have drawn it out a few more moments

[@fidjisayao1239]

Seeing the crew back at it again fills me with an uncanny joy.

[@KatanaDen]

I'm just now realizing that Emps is the only character of SpeakerD that isn't severely unhinged.

[@quinnholloway5400]

He was, then BIG D happened

[@Kropothead]

@@quinnholloway5400 Whatever Big D is, it’s definitely in no way hinged.

[@tiringsarcasm]

I wouldn’t say he’s completely not unhinged, anyone who’s still sane in a world like 40k is definitely not normal.

[@defies4626]

Apparently you never watched the space games special. Emps is *just* as unhinged as BIG! D!

[@jonahlazer2076]

Rehua looks/sounds/acts/is named like a fucking Bionicle character and I love him to splintery little bits

[@Mackenjack04]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@missmillion3864]

Lewa 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@darkdruidsvale]

your not wrong actually XD

[@nvfury13]

This has a character named Baldric…if there isn’t a running gag of “I have a cunning plan.” followed by an truly awful plan, I will be disappointed.

[@mateowolf8481]

"I've gone through so many moons for it to be legally acceptable to murder me in a Table Top RPG session" ...I really want to know how long it took to come up with that

[@ryanphillips5126]

The alchemist is easily the straight man of this group...which was NOT what I was expecting. XD

[@tacolord2561]

right, its really nice to see someone who isnt doing the crazy scientist or blind pursuit of knowledge stereotype and I absolutely love it. he doesnt produce as many ball busters as the others but he is so consistent i cant help but always enjoy his character, hes kinda like when you find a video thats just such great quality, like its not balls to the walls crazy and your losing it, its just great sure you aint laughing your ass off but not every thing needs to make you do that its just enjoyable.

[@tepheris8138]

Sorry but how did you NOT expect Earndil's character to be the straight man? Arno was created to stay away from that role but he ended up being the voice of reason anyway.

[@VillainousMuse]

I think the only reason HulkieCrow is playing something that doesn't wear clothes... was to stop Thurston from making rips in his pants.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Wouldn't next just be his legs though?

[@GusOmega]

"Next game isn't gonna be so wholesome!" "GET IN HERE WE GOT HATS"

[@Shrilack]

God the bit starting at 2:29:30 where everyone is having an existential crisis about Zoran’s way of playing Dark Souls bloody killed me XD

[@jakubp.6987]

So, blue elf, ent, alchemist, pigeon-human mutant, two helmet crabs and comrade mechanicus enter the bar...

[@fishpop]

Strixes like Oran are typically owl based, not pigeons. Also crabs? I guess those show up later as i'm still at the rotten bear.

[@fishpop]

Now i know what the crabs were about.

[@jakubp.6987]

​ @fishpop I don't know this particular system, or Strixes, but Zoran mention it around 2:48:50 that he flie/jump like pigeon. ;)

[@Speediestdude]

Who else can't wait till they get to a Tavern? I'm curious how long it's going to take before they burn it down

[@blobjorn3248]

Oran, "Fuckin crabs! I've got crabs Baldric! They're fucking everywhere! Baldric help me I've got crabs!" Baldric, "I begin making an alchemical fire."

[@portaljumper339]

Coming back to this after listening to Pikturn Squelchfoot makes me think that Thurston just wanted a second shot at using Jimothy the bard 44:09

[@TheIdealofGreed]

Who from where?

[@aliendilo3105]

"Session one and we're already doing warcrimes!" That's how you know it's a good start.

[@purgejmi]

The only issue I could find is that all the volumes aren't the same for all the voice actors. 23 minutes in "NOT SO FAST BIG GUY, THE HAT STAYS!" is heard through the house at 8am in the morning. My girlfriend thought I was watching p*rn white washing dishes lol.

[@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657]

Yeah poor audio quality makes me not wanna keep watching it. But I'm gunna see if it gets fixed at all

[@EggieBoi1284]

SpeakerD's volume is really low

[@scottbruckner4653]

Finally. A pathfinder 2E game I can get into. Finally. I can wrinkle my brain with Pathfinder 2E lore. Edit: PLAYING MY FIRST GAME IN A COUPLE WEEKS, THANKS NERDS

[@HouseSol.CassandrasComplex]

I love how the roles switch around with every new series. Now we've got Earndil leading the party with his very-much-not a terrorist Baldric. Lol.

[@DE0.01]

Church, Omally, Grif's sister, Santa, and and a hippie walk into a bar. Church asks for straight ethanol. Omaley asks for the blood of a tyrant. Grif's sister asks for the "cheapest shit they've got". Santa asks trivia questions. The hippie asks if they've got weed.

[@sgtframello4199]

Nice rvb reference!

[@the_amazing_prints9349]

Why the Fu.. is there a rvb reference here lol love the show but where did you get that perfect metaphor

[@DE0.01]

dunno, probably had something to do with a bar.

[@lordfelidae4505]

This is going to be quotastic. Can’t wait for the listings.

[@blternative]

"no thanks I don't want to be a result in a search history"

[@numinasarcadia1717]

Ahh, to be a part of history. Truly blessed. Love you guys so so much ❤️💪🇸🇪 Hope you all are doing well

[@Atnomen]

Rehua is that one child nobody wants to upset, and I love it.

[@dontaskquestions8721]

This is my first encounter with Pathfinder! I've played D&D 5e, but I saw the Tree and realized how much I wanted to play a tree!

[@Lazysupermutant]

Listen my dude Conrasu are not simply trees, they are somehow even weirder. They're basically orbs of solid space matter, so Rahue "eye" is Rahue, they grow the plant matter around it to basically become ambulatory. They don't die of old age but the joint solidify over time so new ones will just sprout out after the old ones basically become statuary. Honestly their art is really cool but a lot of it is "how the hell is this a PC race?" They are some of the most bizarre things out of the Mwangi Expanse and I love them.

[@Gormathius]

Groot wishes he had a fraction of a sliver of Rehua's charm.

[@howarddenaven5165]

1:18:44 Krakatoa 1:27:25 Tannhauser's proletariat Charge 2:21:48 Onion Knight Khronch of Legebet

[@kribyguy5494]

Just watched this for the first time and was surprised to see Zoran here, but I have fallen in love with this already

[@NarrativeDeclaration]

But I run the entire production! -ZoranTheBear

[@kribyguy5494]

@Narrative Declaration This was just randomly suggested to me, so I didn't know who made it lol

[@levrapport2033]

(copy of post on the Zoran version) When you announced that you were moving away from GW content, I said that I came for the TTS but stayed because you all were so entertaining. I had high hopes that you could do great things in an original setting. AND YOU HAVE DELIVERED! This was great, I can't with for the next episode!

[@thomcat2704]

Ok.....when they said TTS.....they ment wat????

[@EggieBoi1284]

​@@thomcat2704 probably the youtube series "if the emperor had a text-to-speech device"

[@jacobk1552]

Zoran as teen Oran: "How do you do fellow degenerates?"

[@digishade7583]

So there’s Ned Kelly as an alchemist, cyclops tree, possibly Jack sparrow as an elf, terminator if it was more human, and Bird man

[@jackravenswood270]

Gods I can't help but think of Ulysses from Fallout new Vegas everytime Tannhauser speaks

[@RisaxTheImp]

I watched the VOD on Twitch because I just couldn't wait for the episode to be edited! Still, dropping a comment here to tell you all that I love the setting and the characters that you created! Can't wait for episode 2!

[@Kalivon893]

KZbin's algorithm beought me to your short videos and now I want to hear the whole story, shenanigans and all, from start to finish! I JUST KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!

[@tomfrommyspace5292]

You too, huh. I saw a short was instantly interesting.

[@KumaoftheForest]

I can already see Baldric the Alchemist will be my favorite character

[@Gormathius]

I love the visual of Valli just putting random hats on Rehua.

[@connormcconnell7805]

Fencing Swashbuckler some sorta cleric I think Bomber Alchemist Laughing Shadow Magus Storm Druid

[@mintyfresh8732]

Actually came here from the shorts, your group has a very fun energy and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna love y’all’s adventure!

[@mindwarp42]

Man, my personal musical playlist for this episode is great: Polemos for Rehua (because while Rehua may resemble Groot, he also has aspects of mossy Aganos from Killer Instinct), any Alestorm song for Vaali, Panzerkampf for Tannhauser (or any Radio Tapok/Sabaton songs about Russia - Attack of the Dead Men works too), and The Red Baron for birb!Protag... I mean Oren("And he's flying, higher, king of the sky..."). Just need to think of one for Baldric besides any Blackadder songs.

[@winterweasel425]

Sudden urge to listen to Sabaton. "MOSCOW SHALL NOT FALL".

[@NelsonMcCulloch]

This was so f***king great. Absolutely stoked to see this take off. You can really tell everyone is having a blast doing this.

[@1000Tomatoes]

I've been enjoying the shorts for a while, so I see this as a perfect opportunity to see how Pathfinder works in action.

[@droideka1890]

Tanhauser seems like a mix between Batman Movie Bane, Urgot from League, and your average “anarcho-communist” 14 year old I love him

[@snakeinabox7220]

And it is fucking entertaining

[@Crybaton]

I loved everything you did as Warhams so much. Finally caught up on all of it and really excited to see where Narrative Declaration takes us next! The first episode is already beyond amazing and I am also looking into the Rotgrind PDF, to see if my table might like it. Thank all of you so much for the work you put into this!

[@seantracey9935]

This has made my day, so happy to see you folks doing so well. Loved warhams 40k and fantasy, awesome to see this world take shape!

[@Segaman55]

God that opening musical sting was great, I can tell this is gonna be special

[@BlackShadow1991]

I was not ready, goddamn, I was not prepared for this band of crazy good, in design sense, characters :D A fantastic first session and I had the biggest grin at SpeakerD's introduction :)

[@WASDLeftClick]

3:37:33 Earndil screams and disappears into the Void

[@tristanrow4951]

The Boys are back in town!

[@barrybend7189]

Eirhndale you as Kevin in Hunter the Parenting was absolutely hilarious. Will the Narrative Declaration crew do a World of Darkness side campaign to that story? Sorry if this is too soon in asking.

[@NarrativeDeclaration]

We have no plans for a WoD campaign as of this time. And that's all Alfa's stuff, we're a whole different thing.

[@barrybend7189]

@@NarrativeDeclaration ok.

[@Seetor]

"I am the mighty Kevin, you are shit" was such an amazing line.

[@wyvernnemecek595]

Until you said it, I didn’t realize that’s him, even though that’s his role in the credits

[@jacobalcantara4857]

@@wyvernnemecek595 ?m mm?mmm mmmmmmmmm?mm mmmmm?mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmm mmm m m?mm ?mmm??m m?mmm m m mmm?

[@apuffball5754]

I may be late, but it's nice how Siegward made his way over in the body of Sir Knight. I am just now seeing him btw, I hope he lives

[@Khornecussion]

" It's not like I want you to join my revolution or anything. BAKA! " - Tanny talking to Vaali.

[@jonherrmann9772]

According to KZbin this is my favorite series! I've watched almost every episode! While I was asleep so I finally decided to give it a shot while awake and I'm loving it so far! Looking forward to the rest of the series!

[@Codeman1930]

I wish I could have watched live, but the VODs are always awesome!

[@gingerbead7919]

Love seeing the gang back in action, I'm just sad it's real hard to catch streams on Australia time Oh, just a rules thing. I'm not sure if it's worth bringing up, since I don't know if the numbers hit the thresholds needed. But in pathfinder 2e, you can also critically succeed if the combined total of your roll (your d20 roll, plus all modifiers) beats the AC or DC by 10 or more Similarly, you can also critically fail under the same circumstances by failing by ten or more! (Not trying to be picky on rules or anything, I'm just hoping the info helps a little with learning the new system)

[@Ashtor1337]

Yeah, I noticed that too. A few times it would have counted but it's not like it mattered.

[@NarrativeDeclaration]

We already know! No worries. We caught it a bit too late with all of the information going on and the excitement.

[@Dethmon]

Good to have y'all back! Love the premise for the new setting!

[@firockfinion3326]

I like the character dynamics, and I'm excited to see where this goes!

[@ianstuckey4405]

This is off to a great start. At some point in the future though I would like to see this crew take on the Iron Kingdoms RPG just to see what they could do with a Warjack (a six ton steam powered combat robot with the intelligence of a trained dog for those who don't know).

[@_claymore]

what the hell.. why have I not found this sooner? your group is hilarious and the quality is really good! well, guess I have a couple hours of content to catch up

[@athatcher9367]

Months ago I subscribed and bell icon’d… in its hubris and hatred KZbin betrayed me, it did not warn of what was done… did not tell of what it knew to be true. One eve whilst sitting upon mine throne a thought of ancient stories past came to me, a thought of WarHams… a wonder of why the new game they foretold of never came. In a moment of idle curiosity I returned to this place, returned to discover KZbin’s failure, returned to a beauty i’d long thought gone from this world…

[@tepheris8138]

Your prose is wonderful

[@athatcher9367]

@@tepheris8138 I was trying to mimic a sort of Shakespearean-Tolkien hybrid, but where are my manners? Thank you, I am glad someone liked it!

[@TheIdealofGreed]

​@athatcher9367 More then 1!

[@redactedc1928]

I can't decide which character (player) I like best. They are all so lovely and amusing in their own way.

[@5quidge]

I like tree man's design but orans probably my favorite character for quips.

[@Mionzi_Gamez]

My first DnD I’m fully committed to listening to, and understanding slightly. (Just starting to get into it so not knowledgeable about anything yet) The exclamation points are helpful in knowing who's talking too! So thank you for that! And enjoyed this session!

[@NoOne-us9os]

This is pathfinder not D&D

[@mistahjenkins4826]

Okay, but can we just stop to think about the fact that Khronch is literally just Siegmeyer?

[@HadesKing-Fenrir]

1:12:40 I may be a year off but my cat hopped onto my bed right when you said yours hopped on your desk 😂

[@TrashFire_Mason]

I keep seeing clips in the YT Shorts thing, I thought I'd check it out. I love Rehua so far.

[@AloneD.Walker]

Saw it airing on twitch, will see it on here. God I love these shucklefcks.

[@zach7]

tannhauser is really quiet I hope they turn up his volume eventually.

[@robertmuggeridge4736]

Amazing work guys, brilliant start to the new story. Can't wait to see where the story goes and how many ways Thurston will try to kill the teams pet Helmet Crab 😂

[@selwing666]

This been on my recommended for 3 days. Time to watch it then i dont even watch dnd games

[@kalru]

My first time watching a campaign without rustage, im ready for this adventure.

[@JumbaWumba316]

I've only just been introduced to this and it is fantastic! God I love these characters and this system.

[@alexander1112000]

Khronch: I would go into that structure, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my cheeks shakes it to its very foundations!

[@Magmadoge]

🎉 Jesus it took me Long to get back and to start looking what happens with warhamms. I’m not disappointed so happy to see the full crew playing together. ❤

[@fanof5950]

59:48 Without context this is horrible. I cant wait to see what else happens.

[@beepskeep7040]

"Hunter the Parenting" my head never snapped towards a screen as violently quick as it did until now. I love that show

[@RedCrusader-ph2vk]

Just watched the last episode of Warhams 40K. Super excited to be listening to this immediately after! A NEW ADVENTURE BEGINS!

[@sedevri864]

Glad to see you guys back, love that you are using Pathfinder 2nd Ed for this one.

[@firsteverjason]

I dont know what this is but i just randomly ran into this video and i really like the commentary its mad calming

[@Twilitparadox]

BONUS POINTS FOR EVERYONE!!! lol So glad you guys are doing this Zoran, I cannot wait to see what you chuckle-heads get up to this time XD

[@nisansparow3390]

Tannhauser is like V for vendetta and Vader mashed together.

[@cthulwho9125]

Welcome Back lads (and lass)!

[@OisEucalypt]

Finally catching up to watch this one, off to a great start with this cast of characters.

[@KazarProductions]

Baldrik is giving off some serious Ron Swanson vibes and I love it!

[@tacolord2561]

my god, when tannhauser was first introduced i thought he was some edgelord glory hog based off how he was describing himself, first time what them. but holly shit i could not have been more wrong, Tanny is so hilarious ive never been so happy to be wrong.

[@blazeroberts6620]

I love how they have guns all I can think of now is having a flintlock pistol ring of anti magic and buying a crap ton of cannonballs and having someone shrink them with magic lol

[@brennamohagen1818]

Fishing. Love that this is actually part of his backstory and not just a one off bit!

[@legacyxv7132]

You have no clue how long ive been looking a pf2e campaign! And good audio! And interesting people!😢😢 Y'all my heroes for real!❤

[@legacyxv7132]

AND ANIMATIONS!!!

[@brokenpieces5852]

2:10:30 I need a shirt now that says, “I’m neutral good, I commit crimes and pay my taxes”.

[@Miyk-0]

I have a difficult time watching long streams but I love Dnd. Although it is slow, every day I watch at least 20 minutes because I love this so much.

[@weetdirt]

This is Pathfinder, not DnD

[@Miyk-0]

@@weetdirt I mean, they're related enough no? If not, I understand where you're coming from

[@weetdirt]

@@Miyk-0 Different systems. Both are tabletop rpgs, but the knowledge isn't transferable

[@Miyk-0]

@@weetdirt ig that's fair, but for me it's similar enough to love the streams anyways. Normally in any long video format that's lasts hours I dropout in the first 10 minutes

[@GreenHoneydew1]

Thank God we kept the stupid space-time traveling shitpost Crocs, they'll always be my favorite crocodillian foes. Still concerned about stoner bird man though.

[@richardblankenship7660]

Yay just seen this. So excited.

[@darkslayer366]

love how the character arts move, nice detail

[@vyrithebored5204]

i have seen multiple yt shorts of this and its all in the first half hour

[@RedCrusader-ph2vk]

I really like how Zoran played a really old guy in the last campaign, and is now playing a really young guy in this one. Also. Love the helmet crabs. I want a plushy.

[@kylemeyer2163]

From the moment I saw Dank Bear, I knew this was going to be a good day.

[@Lightman0359]

1 episode in and Earndil is already done with the party's crap.

[@brokenpieces5852]

Your shorts dragged me into this.

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

God Da- I HAVE TO GO TO WORK RIGHT NOW!!! *stares intently at phone* I'll be back for you later....

[@BigVorst]

Oh damn! I didn't know Speaker D was in this campaign. Hearing him as Tannhauser instead of Big D caught me off guard but I had the biggest smile on his face when his tag was dropped. And I only just realised Baldric is Earndil- dude's got an amazing vocal range.