I know in my bones a Tarnished cannot become a regular uploader. Marika/Radagon artwork generously offered by the Professor Pigeon: / professorpigeon / goniloc
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@bdablader952 ай бұрын
Holy shit dad is back from the milk store
@therealgod.2 ай бұрын
And he got the wrong fucking milk
@ProgrammedForDamage2 ай бұрын
And he's got cigarettes.
@BrobjeV2 ай бұрын
@@therealgod. it's femboy milk
@noahanderson35562 ай бұрын
And we have a cool new aunt! 😂
@ferminf3r1392 ай бұрын
next video: 2022 best metal recap
@seal71442 ай бұрын
PLEASE
@seabooks29602 ай бұрын
Facts ☝🏼
@Nyrkvennasogur2 ай бұрын
"I myself can't read Japanese but it probably says something pretty interesting" brilliant
@Jerrid_86752 ай бұрын
😂
@sboogbloog10042 ай бұрын
DLC hype even brought Goniloc out of retirement
@6JoMbEE6and62 ай бұрын
"Alas, I am returned." -Goniloc, First Elden Lord Welcome back!
@aidangartner87862 ай бұрын
This is the first and only information on elden ring Ive consumed, and it will stay that way
@VeritabIlIti2 ай бұрын
You're missing out my friend
@hannahkozlovic17152 ай бұрын
I’ve never enjoyed a video game besides Tetris but I did absorb and enjoy this video
@BlareWolfgang2 ай бұрын
lol same
@christophercullen88392 ай бұрын
So Goniloc was playing Elden ring for a Year and now He has returned.
@strayy15542 ай бұрын
He made a faith build and only used holy damage.
@user-hw1yi3oy7d2 ай бұрын
Goniloc the destroyer has awoken from his eternal 2 year slumber!!!
@MoshWithEzra2 ай бұрын
babe, wake up, new Goniloc video
@Aberinkula92 ай бұрын
3:25 - "Ranni the witch, another blue b$itch" [Shows Aosoth] Now THAT was golden! Never thought I would see a Souls character indirectly linked with a black metal deity! *chef kiss* ❤
@Despius-oc7ez2 ай бұрын
A yes, Torrent. Miquella's sister
@jonahc28072 ай бұрын
-Soothing voice -Cartoon avatar -Months between uploads This guy is the Sam O'Nella of metal
@pizzakiep4157Ай бұрын
salmonella
@Alekstallone2512 ай бұрын
This guy plays Elden Ring and creates best of metal videos....... you are most certainly not maidenless
@seal71442 ай бұрын
Hail Goniloc! Father Returns from the milk store!
@deepechoslntwntr2 ай бұрын
I could listen to this guy read the health warnings for a block of lead and be enthralled.
@RandomHobo2 ай бұрын
Dad is back from the milk store!!!
@Nekrist6662 ай бұрын
I can't believe you are back, one of the very few satiric Metal channels that are not cringe asf, welcomr back my boi.
@lizana63372 ай бұрын
For a moment I thought I was having a fever dream when I saw that notif, welcome back baby
@IsaacHirzel2 ай бұрын
THE KING RETURNS
@uhhhh_hi2 ай бұрын
not the return I expected but you're right. I am a nerd and I am here for it
@uhhhh_hi2 ай бұрын
after watching more of the video this is also not what I was expecting but I'm even more here for it. thank you student film skeleton
@droidlittle5822 ай бұрын
I truthfully know nothing of this Elden Ring you speak of but I'm just glad to see you post a video again. Cheers !
@sirornstein2 ай бұрын
THE RETURN OF SKELLY KING
@MommyMaleniaASMR2 ай бұрын
He's back! I wonder if I'm in this video.....
@loktberg2 ай бұрын
What a gift to have you back right on the DLC release day
@MeyronA2 ай бұрын
a Goniloc video, it's a good day
@luizcorrea29962 ай бұрын
Im really happy to see a new video ❤ keep up the great work my frien
@cobravonkleist71362 ай бұрын
And here id spent countless hours reading bits of lore, desperately trying to weave together a cohesive narrative for this incredible story, when along comes a scribe of the most incredible skill to weave this tapestry and show the simplicity and beauty of Elden ring lore. Kudos good sir, and well met.
@spoodermain86132 ай бұрын
A new Goniloc video? Why has our Lord blessed us with this morsel of joy? I am no longer dust.
@colindols41122 ай бұрын
holy crap dad is back from getting cigarettes at the gas station!
@Breeelax2 ай бұрын
A surprise for sure, but an oh so welcomed one. When you called Torrent his sister I howled.
@Eazyrun2 ай бұрын
I'll always love your humor and editing
@nigelskrypt2 ай бұрын
The Return of the King
@Pazuzu4All2 ай бұрын
Yeah, the venn diagram between fans of extreme metal genres to fans of From Software is basically a circle, so this checks out. Good to see you again, Goniloc.
@MrLoser-vn4lw2 ай бұрын
The skeleton did not, in fact, go hollow.
@eduardodiaz99422 ай бұрын
Alas, he has returned, upon his name as Goniloc, the First Metal Lord!
@luisvaldez32182 ай бұрын
he's returned
@ScrilboBaggins2 ай бұрын
The legend is back!!!
@SerenityTV20022 ай бұрын
Glad to have you back my guy
@jyyzi67472 ай бұрын
Is there a better feeling than coming home from a week of absolute drunken madness of a metal festival and notice that Goniloc has awoken from his eternal slumber with a video about one of your favourite recent videogames! Welcome back and see you in two years!
@rogeliomelchor74842 ай бұрын
The king has returned
@roterbarbarossa44972 ай бұрын
The King is back!
@kumsaati67922 ай бұрын
He returns!
@DJJD6692 ай бұрын
The king has returned!
@beebeebe59162 ай бұрын
Goniloc reanimating his corpse to follow Miquela to the Shadow Lands
@isaacaplemanzana2 ай бұрын
The return of the king!
@gobuns22 ай бұрын
I've stopped being a metalhead during your hiatus, I also decided to retire from souls games! but there existing a geek metalhead community and you talking about them is still soothing, thank you and welcome back!
@nateh57362 ай бұрын
It honestly doesn't matter if you make metal reviews or factually correct elden ring lore, you're entertaining as ahh heel and it good to see you return. All hail King Gonilli Vanilli.
@inhumanityreborn45972 ай бұрын
Dude, you got me going on Elden Ring Lore rabbit hole this morning 🐇
@isaacbenrubi96132 ай бұрын
GONILOC: The hero we both need and deserve
@zayneflynn13482 ай бұрын
When the world needed him most he’s came back welcome back, King Loc
@GeneralSnuggles2 ай бұрын
Omg I thought this was a fucking lie, welcome back!! 🎉
@strappadork2 ай бұрын
God, I forgot how much I missed this channel
@zacharybarteky30402 ай бұрын
Omg, I've been waiting soooo long. You're the Sam O'nella of metal KZbin.
@skullthunder31812 ай бұрын
most random and unexpected comeback
@franciscomoura62592 ай бұрын
Please don't stop making videos... I missed you...
@danielrashkov43442 ай бұрын
Truly a Christmas miracle
@bonelordkazАй бұрын
The calcium critter has blessed us with his tantalizing teachings after many a moon. Huzzah.
@wyattbernard992 ай бұрын
I have been edging nonstop since his last upload. Thanks daddy Goniloc. I can Finally bust
@ralphiemcdingus2075Ай бұрын
Goniloc my beloved
@honca25662 ай бұрын
we are so back
@ghoulishshift2 ай бұрын
Not the return we asked for, but the one we needed
@nickmontoya12 ай бұрын
not the video I expected you to come back with, but glad to see it
@Natediggetydog2 ай бұрын
And here I thought the Elden ring dlc would be the best thing to come of this Friday
@edwardplain46882 ай бұрын
OMFGGGGGG HE RETURNS
@SecretSocietyofGoths2 ай бұрын
THE RETURN
@JC-dy4ud2 ай бұрын
Welcome back, great vid
@Caseymonster2 ай бұрын
I need more videos don’t care what it is
@oleksiishekhovtsov15642 ай бұрын
the king's back!
@Elpeliculero2 ай бұрын
Glad you uploaded!
@Medcanpoet2 ай бұрын
Goniloc: "I have returned.." Us: "About farkin' time. Welcome back to the Metalhead Shire, Sire."
@MikaelVoldaren2 ай бұрын
Oh yeah.. this one is gonna be a banger
@ih8myfriends2 ай бұрын
Yay!
@CountLuciferLeviatha2 ай бұрын
“Metal heads are nerds” truer words have never been spoken 😂 welcome back goniloc! 🎉🎉
@JPR3D2 ай бұрын
An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.
@MechaTheSpider2 ай бұрын
I wanna see a video by you giving us an album for each Elden Ring zone.
@HaussVonHorne2 ай бұрын
I'm so willing to believe Kojima ghostwrote some nonsense metal lyrics. Speaking of, regarding your glorious return, "Let the legend come back to life!"
@xuiotghjhatАй бұрын
The images that the name Street Trina conjures in my head. Lord have mercy
@PuppetPal_Clem2 ай бұрын
HE LIVES
@failuretolaunchdrums2 ай бұрын
The king is back
@Otomano32 ай бұрын
i literally had a dream about this video last night
@2dumd2live2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, Goniloc is still alive!
@wv4life3752 ай бұрын
Don’t believe it. Gotta be AI 😉
@permafrostprod12 ай бұрын
I checked your channel last week, to see if you had made anything in the last year and was bummed that you were still MIA but you are back now, yeah! Also now that you are back It'll be awesome to see a crossover Goniloc/Coolea ☠️
@josq812 ай бұрын
Where heffy metal 2022? And 2023? 🥲
@1lostmuffin2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, he's alive!
@matthewhenderson58332 ай бұрын
Father please return to us, there's so much new metal from Estonia that MUST be covered
@Jakster8402 ай бұрын
Those better be some good cigarettes, Goniloc.
@spegynmerbles39932 ай бұрын
HE HATH RETURNED
@TheRatSquid2 ай бұрын
Where in the FUCK have you been!? I've been worried sick about you, young man!
@randomdudewholikesmusic16402 ай бұрын
Missed you, Mister Skull with a Hood.
@geekymetalhead51122 ай бұрын
HES BACK!!!! EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!!
@elisa233fe2 ай бұрын
He's back
@ghazzter2 ай бұрын
Yes! He's back.
@Zwellop2 ай бұрын
Funny metal man is back
@deadprez502 ай бұрын
Soldier of Godrick will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest characters in all of gaming history
@hauntedbarbiedoll2 ай бұрын
We are so back
@experiessenceАй бұрын
Nice to see Goniloc rise from the ashes of my adulatory Medium review. :)