Rotten Recap: Elden Ring

I know in my bones a Tarnished cannot become a regular uploader.
Marika/Radagon artwork generously offered by the Professor Pigeon: / professorpigeon
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[@bdablader95]

Holy shit dad is back from the milk store

[@therealgod.]

And he got the wrong fucking milk

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

And he's got cigarettes.

[@BrobjeV]

@@therealgod. it's femboy milk

[@noahanderson3556]

And we have a cool new aunt! 😂

[@ferminf3r139]

next video: 2022 best metal recap

[@seal7144]

PLEASE

[@seabooks2960]

Facts ☝🏼

[@Nyrkvennasogur]

"I myself can't read Japanese but it probably says something pretty interesting" brilliant

[@Jerrid_8675]

😂

[@sboogbloog1004]

DLC hype even brought Goniloc out of retirement

[@6JoMbEE6and6]

"Alas, I am returned." -Goniloc, First Elden Lord Welcome back!

[@aidangartner8786]

This is the first and only information on elden ring Ive consumed, and it will stay that way

[@VeritabIlIti]

You're missing out my friend

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

I’ve never enjoyed a video game besides Tetris but I did absorb and enjoy this video

[@BlareWolfgang]

lol same

[@christophercullen8839]

So Goniloc was playing Elden ring for a Year and now He has returned.

[@strayy1554]

He made a faith build and only used holy damage.

[@user-hw1yi3oy7d]

Goniloc the destroyer has awoken from his eternal 2 year slumber!!!

[@MoshWithEzra]

babe, wake up, new Goniloc video

[@Aberinkula9]

3:25 - "Ranni the witch, another blue b$itch" [Shows Aosoth] Now THAT was golden! Never thought I would see a Souls character indirectly linked with a black metal deity! *chef kiss* ❤

[@Despius-oc7ez]

A yes, Torrent. Miquella's sister

[@jonahc2807]

-Soothing voice -Cartoon avatar -Months between uploads This guy is the Sam O'Nella of metal

[@pizzakiep4157]

salmonella

[@Alekstallone251]

This guy plays Elden Ring and creates best of metal videos....... you are most certainly not maidenless

[@seal7144]

Hail Goniloc! Father Returns from the milk store!

[@deepechoslntwntr]

I could listen to this guy read the health warnings for a block of lead and be enthralled.

[@RandomHobo]

Dad is back from the milk store!!!

[@Nekrist666]

I can't believe you are back, one of the very few satiric Metal channels that are not cringe asf, welcomr back my boi.

[@lizana6337]

For a moment I thought I was having a fever dream when I saw that notif, welcome back baby

[@IsaacHirzel]

THE KING RETURNS

[@uhhhh_hi]

not the return I expected but you're right. I am a nerd and I am here for it

[@uhhhh_hi]

after watching more of the video this is also not what I was expecting but I'm even more here for it. thank you student film skeleton

[@droidlittle582]

I truthfully know nothing of this Elden Ring you speak of but I'm just glad to see you post a video again. Cheers !

[@sirornstein]

THE RETURN OF SKELLY KING

[@MommyMaleniaASMR]

He's back! I wonder if I'm in this video.....

[@loktberg]

What a gift to have you back right on the DLC release day

[@MeyronA]

a Goniloc video, it's a good day

[@luizcorrea2996]

Im really happy to see a new video ❤ keep up the great work my frien

[@cobravonkleist7136]

And here id spent countless hours reading bits of lore, desperately trying to weave together a cohesive narrative for this incredible story, when along comes a scribe of the most incredible skill to weave this tapestry and show the simplicity and beauty of Elden ring lore. Kudos good sir, and well met.

[@spoodermain8613]

A new Goniloc video? Why has our Lord blessed us with this morsel of joy? I am no longer dust.

[@colindols4112]

holy crap dad is back from getting cigarettes at the gas station!

[@Breeelax]

A surprise for sure, but an oh so welcomed one. When you called Torrent his sister I howled.

[@Eazyrun]

I'll always love your humor and editing

[@nigelskrypt]

The Return of the King

[@Pazuzu4All]

Yeah, the venn diagram between fans of extreme metal genres to fans of From Software is basically a circle, so this checks out. Good to see you again, Goniloc.

[@MrLoser-vn4lw]

The skeleton did not, in fact, go hollow.

[@eduardodiaz9942]

Alas, he has returned, upon his name as Goniloc, the First Metal Lord!

[@luisvaldez3218]

he's returned

[@ScrilboBaggins]

The legend is back!!!

[@SerenityTV2002]

Glad to have you back my guy

[@jyyzi6747]

Is there a better feeling than coming home from a week of absolute drunken madness of a metal festival and notice that Goniloc has awoken from his eternal slumber with a video about one of your favourite recent videogames! Welcome back and see you in two years!

[@rogeliomelchor7484]

The king has returned

[@roterbarbarossa4497]

The King is back!

[@kumsaati6792]

He returns!

[@DJJD669]

The king has returned!

[@beebeebe5916]

Goniloc reanimating his corpse to follow Miquela to the Shadow Lands

[@isaacaplemanzana]

The return of the king!

[@gobuns2]

I've stopped being a metalhead during your hiatus, I also decided to retire from souls games! but there existing a geek metalhead community and you talking about them is still soothing, thank you and welcome back!

[@nateh5736]

It honestly doesn't matter if you make metal reviews or factually correct elden ring lore, you're entertaining as ahh heel and it good to see you return. All hail King Gonilli Vanilli.

[@inhumanityreborn4597]

Dude, you got me going on Elden Ring Lore rabbit hole this morning 🐇

[@isaacbenrubi9613]

GONILOC: The hero we both need and deserve

[@zayneflynn1348]

When the world needed him most he’s came back welcome back, King Loc

[@GeneralSnuggles]

Omg I thought this was a fucking lie, welcome back!! 🎉

[@strappadork]

God, I forgot how much I missed this channel

[@zacharybarteky3040]

Omg, I've been waiting soooo long. You're the Sam O'nella of metal KZbin.

[@skullthunder3181]

most random and unexpected comeback

[@franciscomoura6259]

Please don't stop making videos... I missed you...

[@danielrashkov4344]

Truly a Christmas miracle

[@bonelordkaz]

The calcium critter has blessed us with his tantalizing teachings after many a moon. Huzzah.

[@wyattbernard99]

I have been edging nonstop since his last upload. Thanks daddy Goniloc. I can Finally bust

[@ralphiemcdingus2075]

Goniloc my beloved

[@honca2566]

we are so back

[@ghoulishshift]

Not the return we asked for, but the one we needed

[@nickmontoya1]

not the video I expected you to come back with, but glad to see it

[@Natediggetydog]

And here I thought the Elden ring dlc would be the best thing to come of this Friday

[@edwardplain4688]

OMFGGGGGG HE RETURNS

[@SecretSocietyofGoths]

THE RETURN

[@JC-dy4ud]

Welcome back, great vid

[@Caseymonster]

I need more videos don’t care what it is

[@oleksiishekhovtsov1564]

the king's back!

[@Elpeliculero]

Glad you uploaded!

[@Medcanpoet]

Goniloc: "I have returned.." Us: "About farkin' time. Welcome back to the Metalhead Shire, Sire."

[@MikaelVoldaren]

Oh yeah.. this one is gonna be a banger

[@ih8myfriends]

Yay!

[@CountLuciferLeviatha]

“Metal heads are nerds” truer words have never been spoken 😂 welcome back goniloc! 🎉🎉

[@JPR3D]

An unexpected surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.

[@MechaTheSpider]

I wanna see a video by you giving us an album for each Elden Ring zone.

[@HaussVonHorne]

I'm so willing to believe Kojima ghostwrote some nonsense metal lyrics. Speaking of, regarding your glorious return, "Let the legend come back to life!"

[@xuiotghjhat]

The images that the name Street Trina conjures in my head. Lord have mercy

[@PuppetPal_Clem]

HE LIVES

[@failuretolaunchdrums]

The king is back

[@Otomano3]

i literally had a dream about this video last night

[@2dumd2live]

Holy shit, Goniloc is still alive!

[@wv4life375]

Don’t believe it. Gotta be AI 😉

[@permafrostprod1]

I checked your channel last week, to see if you had made anything in the last year and was bummed that you were still MIA but you are back now, yeah! Also now that you are back It'll be awesome to see a crossover Goniloc/Coolea ☠️

[@josq81]

Where heffy metal 2022? And 2023? 🥲

[@1lostmuffin]

Holy shit, he's alive!

[@matthewhenderson5833]

Father please return to us, there's so much new metal from Estonia that MUST be covered

[@Jakster840]

Those better be some good cigarettes, Goniloc.

[@spegynmerbles3993]

HE HATH RETURNED

[@TheRatSquid]

Where in the FUCK have you been!? I've been worried sick about you, young man!

[@randomdudewholikesmusic1640]

Missed you, Mister Skull with a Hood.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

HES BACK!!!! EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!!

[@elisa233fe]

He's back

[@ghazzter]

Yes! He's back.

[@Zwellop]

Funny metal man is back

[@deadprez50]

Soldier of Godrick will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest characters in all of gaming history

[@hauntedbarbiedoll]

We are so back

[@experiessence]

Nice to see Goniloc rise from the ashes of my adulatory Medium review. :)

[@MichaelWilliams85]

Never played it but I’ll listen to Goniloc talk

[@worldofdoom995]

Huzzah!, our lord has returned!

[@VampiricNightmare]

The return of the king

[@benren7305]

Return of the king! 🙇‍♂️