Royal Mail Daventry

[@DeanPickersgill]

Alan Wicks? Thick as bricks, needs to learn a few more tricks! Uses phone - useful tool, Alan Wicks, fucking fool. Calls a bloke, not a copper, tries to come on right and proper. No fool you, you call him out - Alan Wicks is up the spout! No idea now what to do, Alan Wicks, needs a pooh ...

[@AuditingBritain]

Ha ha ha that’s hilarious

[@DeanPickersgill]

@@AuditingBritain Hey, you ridicule 'em your way, I'll ridicule 'em mine ... :-D

[@jonitheboi605]

🤣🤣👍👍

[@thomaswiggs2005]

Not his name but ok

[@thomaswiggs2005]

roman sepiol that’s his work phone

[@markorange5661]

I witness and challenge around 10 youths damaging my car at night from my back window. I shout out at them and they ignore and abuse me, so i get ready and then give chase, confront them and remember faces. I then call the police who just give me a number and never come to me for a visit. Yet take photos of a business and they are there in minutes ready to arrest you for doing something legal. This country is so fucked up!

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

Sounds about right

[@thefoxhat6163]

Don't shout at or chase them. Its the reaction they want and expect. Go and have a friendly chat. You'll be amazed at what you can get them to do just by shaking hands and introducing yourself. It throws them completely. I had 15 terrorising my 90 year old father. Managed to get nearly all of them to stop by being frindly.

[@richardtheeighth4431]

The country isn't fucked up. Just look how many rational, commonsense, normal people there are right here on Sir Auditing Brittan's channel. It's the nonce politicians whom make the ridiculous laws and the wankers, and wannabe wankers who try enforcing them on us that are fucked up.

[@juliematt1997]

Next time call the police tell them there is a man with a camera.

[@lordgustav6227]

@@juliematt1997 *arrives on scene with blue lights and sirens.*

[@Sunburst75]

I'm addicted to your videos. Not only are they funny, I find them relaxing and therapeutic! I look forward to watching them daily!!

[@JuxtaPositionings]

I'm watching back all the old ones. Genius

[@Sunburst75]

Agree, AB is the best. His relaxed tone and calmness at all times really gets right up the noses of the people he films. Some other auditors get too wound up!

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@carolyn boyce there are so many auditors now! It's a good thing though. I've thought about starting it myself 😂

[@Sunburst75]

@@rockingglock7954 Aye that's why they get 100,000 views.

[@bowmanarcher1667]

Also educational

[@theham69]

Call handler conducts his own investigation over a third parties phone. This is the most bonkers one yet.

[@ubuntuafrique5802]

The geezer in the lilac shirt sounded like Selwyn Froggit if anybody remembers him

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Hahaha.😂😂😂😂😂😂👊

[@ziggystardust6623]

I remember him... My uncle.. God rest his soul. Looked the spitting image.

[@kevincross6119]

I do , he was a brilliant character , well said mate.

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

Yep! He even looks like him a bit. Except selwyn never had dyed brown hair !😂

[@pauljohnson5319]

He sure is THE GAFFER lol

[@snowflakemelter1172]

A call handler questioning a member of the public ? Have they gone totally mental ?

[@carenthusiast4254]

So that they don't have to get off their backsides, to come an sort it out face to face.

[@simonmorgan6934]

A civilian call handler

[@aaaaaaaaaa91]

Police cuts gone too far 😂😂

[@hannecatton2179]

No . Just totally bankrupt. Close them down by not giving them shed loads of taxpayers money. DHL , Fed Ex , UPS would do a better job. Who uses snail mail today ! ?

[@goodyeoman4534]

It's the same for fire and ambulance services. Civilian call handlers take the call, code it, then it get sent to a dispatcher to allocate a resource. It's all scripted and based on arbitrary codes.

[@Drew_1614]

I love the way they shut the gate . As if you couldn't see through it. Numpties. Keep up the good work AB.

[@danielali6571]

Not about seeing through it. For security reasons- idiot. They don't know why he is filming or if he is going to do something or somethings going to happen so obviously close the gate.

[@Drew_1614]

@@danielali6571 oooh !! someone's tired. !!

[@shannjorentwins]

6:58 that man's reaction tho when AB said "I'm not going to talk to you anymore"🤣🤣🤣 he looks confused

[@WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS]

That managers face when you told him you don't want to talk lol.

[@kevhunta]

that postal worker looked like Beetlejuice

[@pauldadson3812]

Asking someone who installs cameras if he minds being filmed is classic

[@powertothepeople5706]

And he's the manager,he couldn't manage a stamp party😂

[@rob103rl]

I was a postman for 10 years, still don't know...why the shorts in winter?

[@glennland4486]

I don't either rob

[@gasmanrus]

I heard it’s because if it rains wet long trousers stuck to your legs?

[@garageflower8009]

I'm a postman and it's just showing off there's absolutely no need to wear shorts in the winter

[@GrahamHazlehurst]

It's baffling 😂😂😂

[@garageflower8009]

@Mike lee I wouldn't go that far it's the job I chose I'm an engineer by trade I love being out in the community and fresh air and its good exercise money isn't everything and it's prob the highest paid job you can get without needing certain qualifications sounds like u just hate postmen to me.

[@finbarmartin9761]

WOULD HE CALL THE POLICE ON A DRIVER WITH A DASHCAM COMING INTO THE POST OFFICE PARKING? I DOUBT IT AS HE WOULD PROBABLY THINK ITS A NEWFANGLED AIR FRESHENER. YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A CANTANKEROUS OLD ADMINISTRATOR WHO BELONGS IN AN OFFICE FAR AWAY FROM THE PUBLIC. LOVE HIS PHONE THOUGH.

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Finbar Martin● Yes I think he would be capable of that. I imagine him sorting through the Royal Mail for packages containing cameras, then using his dodgy old phone to call the police.😂😂😂😂

[@finbarmartin9761]

@@richardtheeighth4431 Its really funny that these people are so stereotypical as if casted for the video .."Wanted, an old cantankerous man completely out of touch with reality, authoritarianism and ignorance a plus".

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@finbarmartin9761 Ahhh heaven forbid, yes and the que for such cantankerous ignoramuses would stretch around the entire globe (twice).

[@finbarmartin9761]

@@richardtheeighth4431 Reality TV is nothing compared to these audits, exposing tyrants on a daily basis. Whatever happened to " hello" " how are you" " doing some photography?" " very good" " better go back to work " "cheers".

[@flowergirldeb3582]

Finbar, Right on. 👍🙂❤

[@MrJonny2324]

There can't have been many applicants for that managers job.

[@MC-nb6jx]

Jonny 85 ... There wasn’t any 😉🤣

[@thomaswiggs2005]

M C you wouldn’t know though bc you don’t work their and as far as your concerned you don’t know how he works

[@taboo1459]

It's extremely easy to move up ranks of management. If you lick arse and look like u enjoy it too 🚀

[@jiggermast]

6.03 "He's not complying" HAhahaha!

[@darrenjj8270]

`HE`S NOT COMPLYING`,glad i found you,cheers me right up

[@richardtheeighth4431]

2:18 "Look at that guy, he looks like a surfer". Your comment had me rolling on the ground in laughter.😂😂 Hand the surfer details of your KZbin channel, then he can surf on the internet all day long, munch on Hawaiian burgers, while singing the song, "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain".🍸🏄😂😂

[@scrotewart2186]

Richard TheEighthSubjectiveParallel that was a great song a long long time ago 🤔

[@johnfellows2867]

I can remember when the Postie wore a smart dark blue uniform and peaked cap , what went wrong ?

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@scrotewart2186 It really is a great song, I should have acknowledged / referenced Rupert Holmes song "Escape" otherwise known as (the Pina Colada Song).

[@richardtheeighth4431]

@@johnfellows2867 Long gone are those days where people took pride in their appearance, the postman's pleasant greetings (tipping hat good morning sir / madam). Staff respectfully remained employed with the same employer, true to their high moral standards managed to maintain their loyalty and dedication throughout their entire career. As for what went wrong, I suspect part of the problem is that there is a sense of entitlement from selfriteous individuals, people are to involved in themselves, extending themselves through their devices, and no longer have a sense of community, thus spirits have been dampened and humanity has lost faith in everything and everyone else around them. However it's not all doom and gloom. There are still good people living amongst us, like yourself, Mr Scrote Wart, (bless him🙏) and so many other like minded soles, sharing the same / similar moral values and principles. All whom have come together collectively on Sir Auditing Britain's great KZbin channel.👊💥

[@cypeman8037]

The police can’t be bothered so get a civilian call handler to speak to you by phone, what a frigging joke.

[@alisonb4898]

When you asked his name I thought he was going to say selwin froggit 😂

[@patrickwoods254]

Glad they closed those see through gates to prevent him seeing anything.

[@briancarno8837]

off course they did..! there was a loading bay and 5 flickering flourescent light to see..!

[@f1nn_17]

Nice video keep it up 👌

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

What do you do ? Cameras, oh the irony, they can install cameras everywhere, but as soon as Joe public gets a camera out it's jump down your throat time.

[@DriverExtraordinaire-qn6gt]

The look on managers face at 6:00 fucking priceless 🤣

[@buddha1736]

“Looks like a Surfer” 🏄‍♂️ 😂

[@g.t.36]

Looks like Something out of the Simpsons

[@samphelps9690]

He actually looks like beetle juice 👀

[@gooner72]

An old crack head surfer......

[@paulcowell7588]

Surely when police call centres are contacted by twreps like these they only need to ask one question...are they on public land...yes. good by.

[@markreadman795]

Currently my favorite channel. They film us every second of every day, they use facial recognition software that stores algorithms of our faces and tracks us. They store our mobile phone calls, texts, gps data and routes we travel, our car registrations, the routes they traveled . As soon as someone does it to them. Well the old English saying, they dont like it up em...

[@ivorbiggun7048]

Check - Crimebodge also.

[@goodyeoman4534]

"He's not complying!" Call the NKVD for counter-revolutionary activity!

[@syounas4677]

Yes I was waiting. This self isolation is boring

[@ghostdancer444]

Fun fact. I went for a job with the Post Office a few years back (Lincoln area), but 2 stage 'regional interviews' were held at the Derby Office. I've never experienced anything like it. Sat waiting for the interview in a large open plan office with another applicant, whilst what turned out to be the interviewers sat about 10 yards away openly discussing their office politics (the look on the other applicant's face was priceless)! When I went in for my first 'interview' I had to explain what the word 'forensic' meant to him, as he couldn't understand one of my previous employments, at the end of which he sat there with a confused look on his face shaking his head, his manner was condescending throughout, I was made to feel like a nuisance for applying. The 2nd 'interviewer' was no better, as something had clearly annoyed her prior. About half way through an Admin lady called her out but they left the door open so I could hear everything - she'd been using a question set she wasn't entitled to use (?), and in reply I heard her say she'd been on the course to ask those questions - hilarious! These were apparently some of the Managers, so imagine how low the bar must have been set previously. To add insult to injury a couple of days later I got an email telling me I hadn't been successful, then about 10 minutes later they emailed me again telling me they were offering a p/t role at Derby (about 60 miles away) - amateurs. I swear I was expecting a tv crew from 'you've been framed' to leap out at me any second. I couldn't even be bothered replying, and I've never looked at the PO the same since.

[@nicklewis1882]

If anyone, anyone, asks you why you are engaged in a perfectly legal activity, you are not obliged to say anything at all. Not a single word.

[@_Daio_]

Nick Lewis That would make a shit video tho.

[@desperatemohammedantheworl5833]

@ Nick Lewis - True, but in cases like this no harm done nor personal details disclosed plus it makes the video more interesting.

[@joeparker602]

Who the fuck are you?

[@rolandmasters105]

The Police seem to be the servants of big business.

[@garydouglass9577]

Haha surfer. Mint how you don't laugh at them haha class

[@ukfreedomaudits4948]

crime not determined over the phone now lmao, great job as usual

[@sjthewatcher2232]

Another fab video, keep up your excellent work AB love your content 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@montypickle234]

The guy in the Orange jacket looks like a Ginger Yorkshire Ripper.....😳

[@flowergirldeb3582]

LMAO!!!!! 😁😁😁

[@theturbo2292]

I thought he was catweazle

[@reminaj_bynature6751]

You are very loved a b.. if only these people you film realise your love for this country and upholding it's true values they would appreciate the time and effort you put into your work.. always polite and good natured.. anyways thank you and peace be on to you

[@TheSadButMadLad]

And that's a failure by the Post Office manager and the call handler exceeded their authority and duties so that's a failure too.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Oh, and as I said in a previous comment, don't say "Don't call the police" because that comes out to them who are suspicious of squirrels or anything moving that it means you are scared of them. Instead, call their bluff and encourage them to do so, but put the onus on them that if anything happens, you'll sue them (they won't know that you can't) or that you'll put a claim of wasting police time against them if nothing happens (they won't know that the police will do nothing).

[@Carlin-qt4jk]

Selwyn Froggitt, bless him

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Didn’t know beetlejuice worked at the post office lol

[@2FMradioInIreland4]

the guy in the orange jacket at 1:00 looks like Beetlejuice lol

[@SpannerAT34]

AB is in a class of his own - he's the best at this job!

[@nicomeier8098]

The low knowledge and IQ levels of these people always amazes me. Thick as bricks but they think they can intimidate you and scare you off. . O NO! They closed the gate! What to do???

[@annebrailsford4872]

If that means the manager God help the rest, he sounds as thick as two short planks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomaswiggs2005]

Do you have anything nice to say no ok then shut up

[@annebrailsford4872]

If you don't have the brains to understand what it's about, then stop being an idiot. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😆

[@janefaulkner3749]

First time those gate's have been shut in twenty year's, no doubt, not even closed at night.

[@turner6131]

That made me laugh Jane reckon your right x

[@gooner72]

Give someone a lanyard and a pass and it turns them into proper knobheads. ....🤣 Great work again AB!!🇬🇧🇬🇧✌✌

[@Jayen4]

I worked for R.M. for 14 yrs as an artic driver , doing inter depot runs and sometimes we went to D.O's (delivery office) ... like this one and some of those so called managers have zero people skills ! I know that R.M. are VERY hot on security , but that guy wasn't using his brain ( if he had one ! ! )..... So many little robots out there these days..... sad .

[@andrewcoates6641]

Jayen4 I was a postman for just short of 30 years in various duties and I couldn’t agree more with you , but as we all know there is a culture at RM which means that those who can do the work do it and those who can’t get promoted or become union organisers so that they can duck out of the way on union business?!? And as for security, even I would have no problem getting into that DO’s compound and I am disabled.

[@thomaswiggs2005]

Again he was a postman way before he became a manager

[@freedompirateuk-audit4684]

Utter madness.. the disgust in mr bald managers face... and who cares if someone is recording ( anywhere ). Ridiculous staff need retraining that pinac..

[@noodlenoggin5854]

@@leebradshaw3549 that too!

[@hilaryleguilcher1711]

The manager reminds me of Arthur Mullard. Talks like him as well. Did the Police attend. Good work as ever....Top man AB.

[@maxlove4906]

Who'd have thought that Dave Edmunds (Eurythmics days) had a part-time job as a postie!? LOL 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tintersniffer9929]

Well done. Glad the plod are learning ...

[@Richard-ud4fw]

Really distracted me that the chap in the hi-vis in the background had clashing shoelaces

[@ziggystardust6623]

I'm on my phone.... But fantastic observation my friend! 👍

[@helencoven]

Distracted me too!I certainly would remember him if i saw again with that hair!🤣😂

[@John-hj2rq]

Love your Videos AB , so class when someone’s say I’m getting the police and your like no please don’t do that hilarious I love it.

[@leighavfc2703]

I literally stumbled upon your channel the other day. All I have done last 2 day s is watch every single video. Keep them coming AB your the best 👍🏼

[@thankyoudriver4219]

You fell over it?

[@pauljackson0121]

Postmen have more birthdays than anybody else

[@Vanman-ed9og]

💶💶💶💶

[@timothybrown7792]

The Queen has two birthdays

[@jiggermast]

Brilliant audit as always my friend. 6.00 "He's not complying!" LOL,LOL,LOL.LOL!!

[@king77703]

Nice to know Art Garfunkel (the surfer) is doing well

[@scottlandsburgh7177]

Weird seeing my postman in this vid 😂😂😂

[@kevininatoaster5172]

Does he deliver, beans and liver.

[@davebayliss3142]

“What do you do “ ??? 🤣🤣🤣

[@leonblock1102]

Ur class AB mate

[@AuditingBritain]

Thanks mate

[@AuditingBritain]

Ha ha thank you sir

[@anthonym9716]

Call handlers making legal determinations ?

[@anthonym9716]

David Rogers I can tell I find it bizarre

[@fyiaustralia9686]

What's the bet he didn't call the police but his mate hiding inside the post office?

[@scotty9900]

Mate I luv your hummer Keep up the fantastic Video's...

[@jerrycann8006]

Lol the phone on loud speaker to the police was hilarious 😂

[@wolvoman1]

Royal mail manager !! good grief

[@andyxox4168]

Ohh a man with a camera, close the gate (after +5 minutes ... 😂😂😂

[@OrionHartwick]

That's why the post is always late now a days

[@joeparker602]

Why is it late? Because one person came out the gate. Stop complaining you prick.

[@MrMongoose221]

Lmao the man's face when you tell the call handler you're done speaking with them

[@Blaggard]

Why talk to him or the prat on the phone, who could be anybody? Don't answer questions. Tell em to bugger off

[@MalcolmTann0]

Both parts I know Roy

[@jasonbourne4426]

I'm a new sub to this. It's brilliant

[@AuditingBritain]

Welcome bro

[@orlansmith6230]

English Defence League

[@jasonbourne4426]

@@orlansmith6230 coming down the road !

[@ChrisS-rx8dm]

Wow how militant Royal Mail See a driver after finishing work on a E Scooter 😂

[@jay-og5eo]

Surfer? I thought Noddy holder was a postman for a minute 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@Therealspanglish]

The cops have clocked on!

[@mikeamos3853]

Looks like Frank butchers twin lol 😆

[@Adz_Win]

Lol the postman at the back looks like one of the sticky bandits in home alone 🤣🤣🤣 im so sad laughin at my own comments 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Jack777760]

I'm a Private Investigator, and I can tell you that no Terrorist would overtly surveil a target. As the manager, he should know this - God help the Public.

[@wattage2007]

Royal Mail don’t attract the brightest employees.

[@manwarza9356]

Mr private investigator I was wondering if you could investigate my privates... You tool...

[@hemedia7082]

I was not expecting the Post Office, with the face on him, but Alan sure had an instantaneous reaction. As for the call center guy didn't have a clue and of course, the guy in the van, in the car park, is the perfect example of how to react when being filmed in public, ask questions, accept it's perfectly fine and carry on... nice to see the surfer dude do the final drive past, to end a perfect audit once again.

[@owendavies6957]

The post office and Royal Mail are separate businesses, not a great audit

[@danielelston7457]

I believe they hold a covert IQ test when they curate the entrance exams. This ensures all post people are IQ 80 or under. Same policy as police and teachers.

[@callumbush1]

People are stupid as a robber or terrorist wouldn't stand in the open filming they'd do it discreetly!

[@Marleydog2023]

Guy in van ,,what you recording,,and he installs video cameras ,,,to spy on us presumably,,give me strength, aahhhhgggg

[@JonnyParker-]

Its unreal what years of media programming and conditioning does to people . SO MANY utter fools in this country and so childish and pathetic they cant sort out anything on their own they need to call the police to sort out a tiny dispute .

[@joeparker602]

What sort of sad individual films a royal mail sorting office.

[@ronaldcustard4636]

Joe Parker So you can watch it

[@timothybrown7792]

Must be boredom joe

[@malced1]

Well I find it entertaining to see how utterly thick as pigshit posties are

[@gb5uq]

How did you manage to find anywhere to park?.

[@deepset]

Look on mateys face is priceless at 5:58

[@conorgray433]

That was quick ... .love it

[@timneeves.6338]

Absolutely hilariously funny....

[@patriciadonovan9778]

Saw this months ago. Had to come back to see that face again. The man in the purple shirt should be an emoji for discontent.

[@amilano6548]

AB thank you for making all these documentary. I was going to live in England soon after I am retired , but thank you No thank you , due to cultural and aggressiveness your country tourism industry vanished ⛔⛔⛔⛔

[@dav1dbone]

You shouted "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" and were about to shout again and, well - it's a good job the manager came out when he did.

[@albarn100]

wow! they close the double gates asap as they are so scared of a guy with a camera, but ignore the fact the foot entrance right infront of you is open! Please tell me this isn't the calibre of person managing Royal Mail nowadays

[@Jayen4]

Hahaaa..... Unfortunately it is !! I know as was an 'insider' for 14 yrs....

[@aqila007]

Top man AB love your videos

[@xsessivmc]

Postman Pat wouldn't have stood for this ridiculous behaviour.

[@china999]

Have you thought of paying a visit to Wellingborough, You might find the same manager there.

[@barrycarrigan5584]

Stay at home and protect the NHS ,

[@BradBrassman]

Tell them you are a citizen journalist, as the ACPO Association of Chief Police Officers have very clear guidelines on this. •We need to cooperate with the media and amateur photographers. They play a vital role as their images help us identify criminals. •We must acknowledge that citizen journalism is a feature of modern life and police officers are now photographed and filmed more than ever. •Unnecessarily restricting photography, whether for the casual tourist or professional is unacceptable and it undermines public confidence in the police service. •Once an image has been recorded, the police have no power to delete or confiscate it without a court order.

[@davegraham4607]

Brilliant as always sir 👍

[@nonenone-vt8cg]

Is this the ghost of Selwyyn Froggett?

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Indeed it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stephenchandler7486]

Excellent ab as always surfer boy was so funny

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

I love the way they close the gates with bars on it so you can't video 🤣🤣

[@davebayliss3142]

That red van gets fucking everywhere , I see that van at least twice a day , and I live miles away from there