HoneyDew Podcast

[@rsickler]

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[@kaat776]

Ryan Im a cop in south FL & Ive got a few dead gross stories. In my early days at Boynton Beach PD, we had a old guy that died during the winter season. We show up, & he melted into & became a part of his couch. No one noticed he was missing until the following winter. My coworker walked in & HUNDREDS of dead black flies fell on his head! The “body snatchers” came, had to take the entire couch. Second dead guy shot himself in the head with a shotgun in the tub. This is south FL. The humidity made the water & HIM, basically, evaporate. The fat & juices were on the ceiling, no one noticed, & my Sgt. got splatted in the HEAD with the juices from this guy 🤮🤮🤮 My 3rd dead dude as a baby cop was what I called “Boiled Potato Man”. He died in shower in fucking JULY in a house with the WINDOWS closed & NO A/C. The water would heat up, then run out of hot water, the water heater would heat up again, ect. Cooking him. There was water flooded EVERYWHERE, so im sure his juices were, too. My dumb ass Sgt. had me trapped in this tiny bathroom (I’m 5’5, hes 6’4 260lbs) telling me his long ass story of his first dead body, which, I know now was intentional to try to make throw up. I did not. The dead guy had blown up, his skin was splitting, & the detective turns him over, lividity caused his NUTS to look like Elephant sized nuts!!! It was something I will never forget. I cant say I smelled dead dude when i shit though. Side note: Boiled Potato Man had the biggest nudie mag/porn magazine collection IVE EVER SEEN!! piles were all over the damn house. From the 1950’s on up.

[@kaat776]

Oh, & Desert Eagle generally is a .50 caliber. Thats why the crackheads face exploded. Thats a fuck ton of head blowing off power. No one was visually IDing that dude

[@S1X_Bucks]

Welcome to the laugh attack with The Whistle and The Raspy.

[@CapnMackn]

and the haters are welcomed……

[@jessebremner5209]

Hate us cuz they ain't us ^^

[@c.white86]

Might be one of the best episodes of the honeydew to date

[@thewhitedread7572]

Silly times with wheezy and the squeaks

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

The unexpected countdown of Honeydew stories has to make this the best day ever. On a Toosdee?? WE EATIN

[@bayleiweed75]

Josh was the perfect person for this type of episode 😂 his reactions are priceless. I rarely laugh out loud by myself watching pod casts but the honeydew never fails to get a few good ugly laughs outta me while I’m getting ready for work

[@YtBiscuits]

we need one with tom segura

[@fffraaankkk]

I'm cancelling Netflix and I'm getting your Patreon Ryan; Hot sauce is the best and I'm coming up in May.

[@chonched6422]

You a homie frank

[@beagler4234]

I would have cancelled Netflix if I wasn’t getting it for free.

[@hiphopfaerie]

Hey there, fellow mommy jeans

[@moknowsH2O]

Significantly more entertaining

[@TacosLastStand]

Good call, Jean.

[@JacobHayden911]

You know if Josh Wolf is on one of these it's gonna be a good fucking episode!!

[@Wheezyb925]

Fax

[@ballzzd33p29]

The two greatest laughs in comedy. what a treat. turn those speakers down kids.

[@MW-zz3mv]

I take the Honeydew on my walks. I have never laughed, felt sick, and felt absolutely stunned in one walk.

[@DGLake1]

This is one of my favorite episodes!!! Y’all gotta do these every six months!! They’re awesome

[@maitlandyo]

What an epic combination of iconic laughs!

[@GabrielleCherryy]

there’s nothing i love more than josh wolf on the honeydew!

[@Filiolus]

HELL YEAH MAAAAN Josh wolf is fantastic. Happy Toosdee y'all!

[@michaelmahaffey6407]

Someone do a supercut of just these two laughing together. I need that.

[@megatron1379]

Has someone made this yet? It needs doing

[@ZachC20]

I don't think so

[@death2boredom338]

Ryan you lovable SOB, you just talked about my email and I didn't even know you read that shit!! I'm still hoping for that response so I can get on the HoneyDew With Ya'll and talk about some of what led to the putting the legs on the train tracks and the fun that's followed 😂

[@tamarahuddleston7292]

Glad you survived!! Hopefully you'll be on the list next time he does one of these!

[@tinnytim5464]

I literally just watched all the other episodes with josh last week as I’m new to the dew 😂 love this podcast

[@Audiofatuation]

Welcome!

[@OkxziRL]

Check out the jason ellis episodes! Best ones IMO

[@chrisredland4909]

That's a new merch t-shirt, Ryan! "Gordo ain't a runner!"

[@gabrielcarpenter6770]

Damn I need to get the Pateon ....love it when Josh comes on this show.

[@Yourmomiscalling]

This is the best hour and a half ad for the best show. Prolific

[@CharDeeMCD]

Ryan you the man for sharing this content 👏

[@lacefacethegreat]

YOO! Couldn't think of a better person to celebrate the 100th episode with you and all of us! Best 2 laughs in all of comedy that'll make you belly laugh! What a lovely Tooesdee treat. Thanks Ryan! 💚 You are smart. You are capable. Things get better. #NightpantsNation loves you BIG! 💚

[@kerrymoran6466]

12 min in and I'm crying. Love hearing you to laugh together ❤️

[@neptunium7121]

The electricity the guy felt was literally the shockwave travelling up his spine. So his skull split at the seam (which we all have) and that way the energy was released.

[@theguydudety]

Maybe he was struck by lightning

[@theotherLewbowski]

Genius idea, Sickler

[@theotherLewbowski]

Culnt have got a better guest

[@pickledthoughts9246]

This was all the advertisement I needed. I subscribed to the patreon.

[@shannonmoreau1014]

I remember walking in the woods just off the highway, in a rocky , uninhabited area and I just stopped and the wind was physically knocked out of me as I saw a naked woman lying on the ground. Turns out, it was a fucking blow up doll🤣. Freaked the shit out of me, I'll never forget it.

[@MasterOfJackShizz]

I know I've NEVER laughed SO hard at someone simply saying "YOOO!!!" ...like ten times.

[@sethpurdom]

Sold! This is one of the best podcasts I have ever listened too. Thank you Ryan Sickler!

[@Faydwarf]

so Ryan, i dont know if you'll read this but i had an instance once where i jumped down a flight of stairs in my house, and i didnt land balanced on my feet like i thought i would, the motion kept going n i slammed into the wall at the bottom of the flight of the stairs. that force did not mess up the shoulder that hit the wall, no, the force of the blow went through my left shoulder and into my right shoulder and ripped a bunch of muscles in my right shoulder. so its kind of believable that the fall of 60 what ever feet shot the force through his body enough to pop a portion of his skull out of his head. for every action there is an opposite and equal reaction, or how ever it goes. he is far luckier he was even alive and had a recovery, that is INSANE in every sense

[@bigotonbrand]

Damn! Best episode yet! Joining ASAP

[@MisterDoctorLawyer]

josh at the "what do you mean they're not meant to hold piss for longer than months" had me fall out

[@brucewayne8555]

THE BEST!

[@slightlycrippled2]

Sweeet ! Now Josh knows comedy , glad I get to have this on in the background getting thru a hard days work

[@PrettyPrettyProductions]

i look forward to the patreon episode every week. keep the hustle alive & bringing value to all of us. appreciate you Ryan!

[@kirsten2478]

can we make this a regular thing - josh and ryan reviewing top 10 stories each month picked by ryan!!!

[@jaybish1030]

Guy: my steering wheel cuts me in half Sickler: muffles a laugh 😂😂😂 happy toozdee yall

[@zacharyjacobson4206]

I relate so strongly. Me and my bros laugh at people getting hurt as long as you know the person is okay. Its a weird coping mechanism but if we were there and witnessed it and didnt pass out we would help and no laughter for sure.

[@resolve5668]

this was great! im glad i found your podcast, I've been loving it

[@gseyank100]

It was cool showing a little glimpse of what the Patreon gets to see. It’s pretty wild boy. The stories are crazy.

[@kateellison4042]

Just audibly gasped at the guest. Love Josh Wolf! Going to be a great Toosdee!

[@jakeolive3220]

Anytime these 2 get together its the best time 😂 Holy laugh explosion bruh 😂😂

[@roselee1974]

Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. With you two together, is sides hurting, tears coming out you're eyes

[@allychavez971]

♥️ Josh Wolf and Ryan Sickler!!!! Gonna be a great Day!!!! ♥️ You make me look forward to every Tooozday!!!!

[@CCCTTT3737]

This was an awesome episode!!!! Get that Honeydewwwww y'all it's tooosdeeeee

[@ronaldwebb7650]

Love watching all these episodes at work everyone is staring at me while I'm cracking up

[@gsteele1124]

two of the funniest comedians around with the best and most contagious laughs hahaha

[@snowmandashowman]

I love the increase of, “Well what else could happen?!?” From Josh, makes the stories sooo much better 😭😭

[@danansel470]

This NEEDS to be its own pod! Ryan and Josh monthly recapping The Honeydew With Y'all. This is also the best advertisement for The Honewdew With Y'all.

[@soumentalukder4750]

I had a frustrating 12 hr work day today.. this episode was a huge mood lifter.. therapeutic 😅😆

[@brandonmcshane7294]

Im 100% hopping on patreon after this. But i also NEEEED another one of these countdowns. Tooo funny watching them speed date people’s traumatic experiences. Love it

[@bekindrewind4232]

Best episode yet, Josh was an awesome addition to react to the Patreon vids!

[@jonathanthompson9068]

Thanks guys. I watch / listen to comedy shit all day at work and I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. My face hurts.

[@andrewsedlacek4773]

Best episode of the best podcast ever. Sickler and Wolf need a podcast. Literally in tears laughing by minute 10. Thank you both, and thank you to all the fans, guests and participants!

[@slywolfe]

That fisting prolapse punch sounds like a Mortal Kombat finisher 🤣

[@jessebremner5209]

How you Could want that is beyond me..what unfillable hole do these ppl have and why

[@jessebremner5209]

I'm not hating, definitely a bit of a freak myself but my lord wtf 😳

[@nattyrf511]

I'm really tired, I read that as, "That fisting prolapse punch sounds like a Mortal Kombat fister!" I was like; Damn, was that a secret move? Then I reread it...😒🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤣🤜🏼🤛🏻

[@RetrospectWindow]

This is the best informercial for a subscription I’ve ever seen in my life

[@gregsteeves4916]

Holy shit that was the wildest episode I have ever seen! Every story was absolutely insane! Time to get on the Patreon!

[@xNiceGuyRobx]

Well if that wasn’t the most effective sales pitch ever, WATCH OUT PAYTREON HERE I COME!

[@kellybode4812]

I always love you and Josh together.I Thank you, I needed to laugh!!🤣🤣

[@MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

What an episode!!! Josh Wolf was perfect! I hope Sickler does another episode like this for the next 100 shows!

[@jacobhadaway868]

Dude! This is the best thing you could’ve done with JOSH WOLF! I need a pt 2!

[@MrBuketman]

I’m so glad you’re doing this style of an episode. Wild. Thanks!! And a great guest.

[@ericachacon8337]

I mean, to hell w/ the Patreon stories- I'm here solely to hear Ryan & Josh laugh @ the same time. That could open up some kind of portal! 😂😂😂

[@goosehadley4434]

The top 2 most infectious laughs on the planet! Love it!

[@noahrobertson4405]

Hell yeah finally! Best episode in a long time

[@patrickspooner3029]

Great episode to have Wolfman on! Love it!

[@discopotato675]

The best combo

[@angelscott8555]

some of the best laughs of my life come from you two 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dr3wTheGiant]

Love this podcast! Thank you Ryan Sickler!! You da man!!

[@matthewsmith7418]

WOW guys what an episode! Top 5 podcast on the tube

[@trevordwyer9981]

Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. Great one!

[@The_Official_Tim_Dandy]

I love this episode. Ryan should do another episode like this in the future. I'm sold on those stories and gotta hear them in full!

[@ipod1203]

Definitely signing up to the patreon after this episode!! So many gems 😆

[@KillerF0x]

This is Amazing! It’s so awesome and rare when someone tells you a crazy story. You bringing all of those random crazy stories to one place is truly the best thing on the internet. You, sir have sold yourself a subscription today! I’m in!!!

[@alyxkemp]

Sweet lord Jesus. Sicklers bout to be standing in a mountain of 5 dollar bills

[@elijacoby1944]

Let’s go!!! Coming in clutch again🔥🔥

[@corsonshawn32]

Hell mfckn yes. You two are pure gold. Much love

[@nathanbrumby8342]

Gents, Thankyou immensely for this one. 1am after watching this and should’ve paused this an hour ago but couldn’t. Bloody legend Ryan. 👏👏👏

[@sunshiney3617]

What fantastic treat! 2 people who have the best laughs and really know how to make me smile and today I need that so very much! Thanks guys ♥️

[@RustyRamen]

👍👍listened at work, I had to watch it again afterwards

[@BRLambert4]

I watched my first episode of The Honey Dew bc Karen Kilgariff was the guest. I immediately loved Ryan Sticklers comedy and style of interviewing and the second episode I watched immediately was Josh Wolf, so day one I was an instant fan of both of these guys. Ryan's podcast is top 5 of all time for me and Josh's latest special (free on KZbin) had me laughing begining to end. These two together are just good for me!! So happy for the success

[@sacco]

Love seeing you guys revisit these stories! This was a great episode!

[@warrrmayhem]

Best podcast i've watched in a while. Hope for the best for all the people involved and thank you, Ryan!

[@christinamuggle]

I took myself out to breakfast yesterday... Never skip the Honeydew!!

[@nateone6632]

I couldn't click faster I love the honeydew/Ryan and Josh wolf is one of my favorite people

[@grampageoff]

Ryan and Josh laughing together is the best sound

[@Freshly220]

Josh and Ryan laughing together kills me 🤣 my Lord

[@Shrugs99]

Yeah this just made my week soo much better

[@truedenofa6849]

We need Josh wolf commentary on all these

[@SortaProfessional89]

This episode was absolutely hilarious. I needed this! I laughed out loud for real a few times.

[@tylerseabook9423]

This was by far the best podcast have watched

[@epheyeTK]

This is fantastic!

[@V1ht1kidoooo2]

Oh man did I need this episode to happen🤣🤣 Ryan sickler thank you for everything you do! Next time you’re in New Jersey I’m coming to see you wherever you’re performing! I look forward to toosdees every week!

[@justinh9342]

LEGENDARY EPISODE!! Loved every minute of it

[@SnoodizD415]

Love uncle Ryan. I needed this laugh. Thank you.

[@candacebedard35]

This episode was magnificent, Josh you were the perfect choice for this. Ryan, damn my man, you've got me. Your patreon is my next subscription.

[@rmfisher10]

Ryan, this is genius. Give everyone a taste of all the great stories on your Patreon. Your subscribers is going to blow up!

[@aidenvollmers4590]

Yayyyy!!! I love josh!!! One of the best Jews out there!

[@juice2620]

Two of the great comedy laughs in one room.

[@Presbristow]

Awesome way to get your patreon out there. You got a new member!

[@Fjdjwbsjdbfnr]

This is a GREAT episode. One of my favorites

[@fourplayee]

This was a great episode and a perfect guest to do it with

[@ironferret]

I love watching Sickler and Wolf laugh. It’s making me laugh 😂🤣🤣