HoneyDew Podcast

[@hightiescannabis4827]

The episode felt like a "Best of" for Mark, heard all these stories before but they never get old.

[@kylewtracy]

Already heard the first two stories but listened intently anyway, what a comic

[@AaronZuniga617]

Ryan’s laugh cures my depression I love the pod so much

[@LocChicago5]

Ryan's laugh and Joey diaz laugh makes you go ok ok ok I need to listen more closely continue LOL

[@MRHaZ4RDouS]

Agreeeed

[@MRHaZ4RDouS]

Him and lee have the best laughs🤣

[@Floridian_Kole]

I'm the opposite. I have to turn my phone down every time he laughs. Ear piercing

[@Hushhh855]

​@@Floridian_Koleseriously. This my first time watching his podcast. I was surprised i never heard of his podcast or seen it really on YT with the amount of great guest he has, but damn I can't stand his high pitch laughter to the point I can't finish the episode. Oh well, too bad

[@BazookaTooth707]

The thought of Mark getting fired by AOL while he's wearing drag is hilarious

[@LiquidDaylight]

I'd heard all those stories Marcus told before, but they are more polished now and his ad libs in this are just killer. Fantastic ep. Had me dying in parts. Go gays!

[@juniperbordeaux5988]

I’m the same age as mark and grew up in New Orleans, it’s so wild to hear someone tell stories that sound like my life… thanks so much - a kid that spent every day at the fly

[@Swampboiii]

“You burned that CVS and got the hell out of there” What a fucking line Love Mark and love Ryan, y’all are great

[@gianpaj]

Is Mark funnier when he's hangover or is it only me?! Haha. So many laughs! Thanks

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

I will listen to Mark tell the electric car story as many times as he tells it. What a tale.

[@tylerkerley5673]

Bumping that car for a third time is WILD 😂

[@alazymonkey5716]

I finally binged the entirety of The Crab Feast over the course of a couple months while at work!! it was so entertaining. Happy to be back to the HoneyDew!! You're the man Sickler

[@melaniekaweck3433]

I did that while driving semi across the United States and sometimes had to pull off from laughing so hard

[@rileygally2967]

“$5000!? Who am I Epstein?” Pure gold.

[@nickibaldwin6485]

These stories are INCREDIBLE. Mark Normand is out of his mind.

[@lettizzle32]

Mark Normand has the best stories. The comment about the CVS from Ryan about it having a front door is hilarious!!!

[@Macandfam]

What a treat! Normand is in my top 5 comics atm. I couldn't be more excited! Much love to everyone here at the honeydew!

[@HighFeeline]

Whom are the other 4 👀?

[@Macandfam]

Gillis, theo, sickler, mcuster

[@HighFeeline]

@@Macandfam that’s awesome! I adore Theo and Sickler. I haven’t seen enough of Gillis and McCusker.

[@klompsauce]

@@HighFeelineShane’s live in Austin is great, I’m gonna watch his new special on Netflix this weekend

[@lettizzle32]

So excited to see Mark Normand on!

[@bobjr2646]

Mark's whole life is a Honey Dew show

[@MutualOutlook]

The stories are even funnier the second time especially with Ryan’s laugh 😂 great podcast guys ❤

[@Moritz68]

Ryan is a podcast-phenomenon to me. Don't need him to talk, just let the guest talk and give me the giggles and the laughs❤ That combined with Mark Normand is a 11/10!

[@sag8718]

I was at the Davenport show, me and 3 buddies had tix to the first show on Saturday which got cancelled. It was a bummer but we just got hammered and watched people walk into the bar thinking they were gonna see Mark only to be told that he had to cancel. It was hilarious watching everyone die inside. Came back on Sunday for the makeup show and he killed his set. His bit on arthritis was hilarious.

[@garrisjones7476]

Love these two. Ryan seems like such a genuine dude, and Mark I’m just so proud of. Soon as I get a raise I’m adding Patreon for Honeydew, AYG, and Stuff Island.

[@LastMoonboy]

This was an unbelievable episode. One of the best in my opinion

[@D3us3xMachinaa]

Worlds are COLLIDING Jerry!! 🎉

[@BPH55]

It’s all pipes!

[@D3us3xMachinaa]

@@BPH55 different pipes go to different places!

[@joeperez9845]

Great to see Kevin Hart’s made a full recovery! 🎉

[@Stevefit_PT]

One of the best pods 🤣 and guests 🤣

[@rodleypumpkins4174]

I worked in the oil fields for quite awhile when I was younger. We went to this bar and it was me and two buddies. We were getting wrecked but I ended up losing my two friends for most the night. I was talking to this ex-marine for like 2 hours. Cool ass guy. At one point I remember seeing one friend who was super drunk so I decided to ease up since I drove there. Couple hours later I see that friend again Chris and decided it’s time to leave. I asked him where the other guy Jordan was at and he didn’t know. We make our way to the door through all the people. Soon as I open the door to the parking lot and it swung open that marine I had been talking to was getting punched by someone other guy. Lays him out cold on the ground. I was drunk so I took it wrong and immediately defended this man and got in that guys face. It didn’t take me long to understand it’s a small town and cops are most likely already on their way. Plus the guy was sober so obviously the marine did something probably was his fault. So we just left and headed to my truck. Jordan was no where in site. The marine hopped up and followed us. To which I thought well fuck it I’ll give him a ride or he will go to jail. We make it to my truck and there’s Jordan in the front passenger seat passed out. Perfect. We all hop in and leave. Chris in the back behind the passenger seat on top of a bunch of my laundry. And then the marine behind me And my dog Hooey in the middle. We hadn’t made it a block and the marine is petting my dog calling him dozer. He was hammered and thought it was his old dog or something. Chris is saying no man that’s hooey that’s chris’ dog (I’m also Chris) Well the marine took offense that and started being rude and Chris kept saying the same thing. Before I know it the marine is punching Chris over the dog situation. Chris is on a pile of laundry with his head touching the roof and so the marine is easily feeding him lefts and rights. I’m trying to drive and also yelling for them to stop. I’m swerving everywhere. It’s like 2am. I finally reach back and get the marine by the throat. Jordan’s still passed out. He turns and punches me in the mouth and then punches Jordan in the back of the head. I have never pulled over and hopped out quicker. Jordan woke up from a drunken sleep and also hopped out. Chris also jumped out. We dragged this guy out of my truck and beat his ass in the middle of a highway. A oil tanker even stopped and tried to get us to stop. We left that guy knocked out in the middle of the road. This is North Dakota late October so it was fuckin cold out and already in the negatives. The next morning I woke up and had a huge fat lip. I take my dog out and he is playing with my neighbors dog. Who asks me what happened to my face. Turns out she was a coffee shop worker and before I could finish my story she already knew it. The guy we beat up had come through her stand that morning and told her what happened. Luckily there was a a oil pad next the that highway where we beat him up. He woke up and crawled over to it and fell back asleep under a lit gas flare for warmth. Otherwise he would have died. We were lucky. Not quite like marks story but man it was wild.

[@rileygally2967]

This is exactly what I needed

[@tombystander]

Already know my face is gonna hurt by the end of this one

[@joshisajedi2461]

It’s crazy that Sickler got video podcasts on Spotify before all of the other Your Mom’s House pods and basically 95% of other podcasts.

[@mypawsoflove]

Thought the same thing, my guess it was an easy contract, since Sickler is a small business than say YMH.

[@CountGremlin]

It would be amazing if Mark got to interview Paqi in the pods 😂

[@robert2but289]

Blur his face like witness protection

[@gnegrete6291]

“This has been a great episode” dude wtf. My heart sank

[@NickDiazofNauts]

I’ve been having a rough week and this car chase story has had me laughing and smiling more than I have in a while. So good! Miss that Sickler laugh! 😂😂😂 21:07

[@NickDiazofNauts]

44:10 Mark’s setting up the story about being fired and I’m already dying laughing 🤣

[@WheresTheBodiesG]

When will the Spotify deal kick in? I'm glad that you're doing that because then you don't have to worry about avoiding questions and having issues with being demonetized

[@tmacfan824]

exactly fuck youtube

[@DemocracyJones]

Is the honeydew going to Spotify exclusively? When/where was this announced?

[@JoeyP_07]

@@DemocracyJones@1:15 nothing changing with KZbin

[@scottykonovalov4518]

I wish they could just create content that isn't soft censored by youtube

[@Bittamin]

@@scottykonovalov4518KZbin has turned to AI trash recently it’s kinda creepy to see the change. Same with a lot of media. Most of those trash channels that nobody watches anyway like Ign are finding ways to generate everything

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

RYAN, Let me be the first to say, Mark Normand had you laughing the most of ANY GUEST..😂

[@LocChicago5]

Joey diaz had Ryan laughing super hard

[@jamesbetza2900]

What a missed opportunity for a "better help" read at 27:15 lol

[@TendoTheDude]

Mark Normand can tell a motherfuking story

[@YTByteMaster]

This the best picture quality podcast out there. Love playing it on my living room tv because it makes look good haha

[@drsunju]

Cheeks so red from drinking, Normand got the Stevie Wonder sunglasses.

[@corb1776]

I haven't heard the term "hoop-d" in so long. that just made my day and im gonna try and surely fail to bring it back.

[@LiKWiDjay]

Im 35. Few years younger then mark. The late 90s and early 2000s were wild times. Totally different world then today. Its a shame kids will never understand the level of fun we had and not worrying about cameras every where😂

[@carledwards8730]

A million thumbs up 👍🏾 Mark’s stories had me on the floor laughing!

[@jmrg7212]

A great way to start my work morning 👍🏼👍🏼

[@Cruzaman4040]

9:15 As someone who grew up in the south, in a pretty religious family. Saying “thank you” to the pastor for the sacrament is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I love Ryan and Kevin Hart

[@alec6948]

Damn Ryan, you got Kevin Hart on? Congrats on the big names lately! I'm gay. Praise Allah! Comedy!

[@Voo504Doo]

Yea we all know his sayings too

[@rsoldscape]

@@Voo504Doo should have stopped at im gay. by adding the rest, he proves he isn't even gay. dude is so anti comedy, and unironically loves allah...

[@budgibson185]

Normand and Gillis are the BEST going right now

[@connorwharton3232]

Commenting for the algo. Sickle cell with the fire 🔥 guests lately

[@kjnewell7243]

Definitely told this story before but the added details were gold!

[@madisonkludy8541]

Did not think my hometown would get a full story, love it. The Dirty D

[@theplatypen1959]

That car story is epic. Cant believe ive never heard Mark tell it before

[@ripdroson]

This is gonna be a banger...no getting serious with Mark. I'm ready for pure 😂

[@samueltalamantes1129]

I love this podcast

[@JP1NYC]

28:50 best story ever!😂

[@liamquinn1981]

@47:30 looooool i cant believe how well Ryan held it together. i wouldve pissed my pants

[@fernandosalazar1011]

Mark is hilarious just being himself 😂😂 he’s always on

[@chrisp8748]

Could listen to these two all day! Great episode, Ryan! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zacharyjarrells7084]

Ryan’s laugh at 55:09 is the best one I’ve heard yet! 😂😂😂

[@ApocalypseHere]

Even with the sunglasses, this is the most hungover I think I've ever seen Kevin Hart.

[@michael5654]

I dont want to say latch key kid, but I was just like a dumbass feral dude 😂😂😂

[@2012Jcup]

That davenport story was even better the 2nd time hearing it holy shit what an adventure

[@Account1i]

Ryan, that Tonka truck T is outstanding, those metal sandbox works of art!

[@averykellogg3766]

Comedy!

[@billbillson3129]

This has already made me lol a few times, thanks heebs!!!

[@RWO5150]

Dude I fucking popped when he said "Queefs" haha

[@norab7432]

Yesssss this just made my Tuesgay!! 🎉❤

[@edwin4938]

Hiii😊

[@JoKenFujitsu]

That last story has to be a skit. Wow hahahhaa😂

[@rithvikestudio1]

great podcast- wonderful guests - thnx

[@reptilez13]

I grew up in Davenport Iowa! It's actually a major metro if you count the Quad Cities (Illinois and Iowa) lol. How awesome that Mark came there and of course there's a story attached lol

[@MOBryan5]

Anytime you come to the midwest, there will always be a story hahaha 😂. Coming from a Missouri boy.

[@l3joint]

Nice, I've been watching a lot of mark lately. 🤘

[@JuanCeja-qs3ur]

Markie mark❤❤❤ love this episode listened to it twice already 😂

[@hollisterguy1623]

Marks hangover voice is awesome

[@26apples]

Mark was hilarious in Manchester last Friday!

[@26apples]

Ps. Ryan please come to the UK 😊

[@RB-mk7ph]

Whoa I’m totally gay

[@philosmaximus]

So is my father!

[@nimimerkillinen]

im a little queefy, a little gay

[@pdxfishing6840]

Praise Allah

[@skreign]

Stav cackle

[@taLLdavidproduction]

Youre so stunning and brave

[@davidwgoen]

Papiotoon needs to do the car chase scene. I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pass out

[@aaronforsythcomedy]

I need a Ryan Sickler laugh as my ringtone!

[@calebgraham7055]

Bro, look into it. It's a thing.

[@alsowinehouse]

I love Baltimore so much but now I've been out on the road for years. Love hearing you talk about it

[@teelorp8306]

Starts 4:15

[@ShowtimeThaRaptor]

Such a underrated podcast ! One of the best

[@WuhSuhDood]

when hollywood fails and austin texas becomes hollywood 2.0 and online content creators start making movies. someone HAS to put the mark normand car chase scene in a movie. its gold

[@JBGC916]

Mark looks BANGED up this ep. lol

[@jacobembry6709]

Comedy Y'all!

[@BazookaTooth707]

This was genuinely just a nice watching/listening experience. Two funny guys just having laughs. Good to get away from all the serious and crazy shit going on in the world. Lol

[@buffywasright]

“I’ve got a 15 year old in my car” Wooooww, Mark, who are you, Chris d’Elia?

[@patmack14]

35:30 "She didn't do a thriller" (mock the thriller pose with both palms up) :D

[@21AdamA]

This started the same as his first episode on the podcast.. hungover 🤣

[@abyoutubechannel2612]

Cheers from the Quad Cities!

[@Randall.shankel]

I live right outside of Rochelle I feel the pain of being stuck here and the old lady chairs are heavy as f 😂 very cool for showing love in the stix!!! Big fan

[@myeyessolow]

Shit cant wait to finish this!!!

[@CharlesSimmons-y8j]

I barely finish shits anymore

[@Chapelhomestead]

Love Marks stories!

[@mjstevens92]

That Tonka shirt is dope

[@k9champ202]

Dan Van Kirk has his own baseball card! 🤩

[@jameskern5362]

@marknormand…that story about driving to Davenport could be a comedy movie!

[@cmay6536]

Hey hey playa. Congrats!

[@tommylob1409]

Ahhh the fake high pitched cackle laugh

[@clayeagle9594]

Fuckin Chief Queef, love you.

[@windsnexus9064]

Hey hey, comedy!

[@rileygally2967]

My only complaint I wish this was longer. I’d love to see Sickler on WMBD!

[@honeypie.gemini]

Great storyteller, COMEDY!

[@williamfoster9216]

killer episode. Funny as hell.

[@mollyuppstrom7105]

Mark gets funnier as the years go on

[@thedonton]

It’s all pipes !