r/Choosingbeggars RETURN THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU!

[@rSlash]

Like if you've tried to recreate my entitled woman voice

[@cooltube9128]

rSlash not very proud lol

[@yellow_quack]

did it once as a joke it didn't end well

[@ginger_bee554]

I've never tried but now I will lol

[@jeremyweiner8743]

Yep

[@davidarocho4375]

I can’t but I have a buddy who is fantastic at it

[@lasagnalovingcat5335]

A person donates 1,000,000 meals to those in need during a crisis because people are hoarding food. Critic says they should have donated toilet paper. I can guarantee that the critic needs toilet paper because he/she is a food hoarder.

[@NivMizzet89]

Or because he himself IS a piece of ...

[@dubious6718]

MrBeast proved that there is no food shortage and that there is no point in hoarding

[@heartmeander7558]

They just need so much toilet paper because they did buy all the canned chili

[@lazygirlprocrastinatingmas9886]

I think it was more of a joke, as situation in last couple weeks tend to prouve that people are obsessed and hoarding toilet paper like it's more important than everything else ...

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@lazygirlprocrastinatingmas9886 things have been calming down sure people still get sick but the crazy shopping has finally ended

[@maryrosedixon4476]

Re: the babysitting post. It's also worth noting the kids are EXTREMELY young. It's generally assumed childcare for infants and toddlers costs more, because they're so much more work. Think about it: the 1 month old will need very frequent feeding, and formula is not cheap. The younger two obviously won't be potty trained, and the oldest may not be fully trained either. All three kids will need constant supervision and care. Caring for three children that young is very hard work, and even harder if you're not the parent or main caregiver. It's really disturbing that the mom expects someone to do it for slave wage.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

then she should 've thought of the costs before getting knocked up three times so close to age.

[@Evsbrokenknife]

I paused the video before R/slash continued and did probably shitty math in my head but my jaw dropped when I realized she was trying to get a babysitter for around 88/89 cents a hour per kid.

[@maryrosedixon4476]

@@chocojoou That threw me too. They don't necessarily need to be breastfed (she probably uses formula or pumps) but that's super young to be left with someone else for long periods. Some daycares won't take them until 6 weeks, because A) newborns need such a high level of care, and B) it's really important for their development to be with mom at that age.

[@zephryoz8692]

I mean the good thing is she’s definitely not gonna find a babysitter at that pay lol no one is that stupid

[@dutchik5107]

@@zephryoz8692 or she is. Someone that REALLY likes kids..

[@apenguinwithasign7572]

Rslash is literally my inside voice when reading comments.

[@tornadogames4182]

A Penguin With A Sign SAME!

[@reddittime9283]

In general, he sounds really cool))) I'm still far from his level, but I try very hard on my channel.

[@Freekymoho]

@@reddittime9283 reddit reading is already a heavily oversaturated market that offers little reason to watch more than one channel since you will be reading the same threads. I'd suggest doing something else

[@foeuho2hf2h9]

this man speaks the launuage of the gods

[@jupitersong6658]

Amen mate

[@xBluegamerx]

"Honestly it's selfish as hell to me. Millions of people need that money. Not just her fans." *Translation* Why isn't she giving *Me* that money?

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

That's how I read it too.

[@nottossable1]

Thanks I had no idea what she said. I was kinda confused

[@chrispham6599]

Dread Cthulhu that's the ONLY way you should be interpreting this bullshit

[@Spuffiy]

A lotta people couldn't understand him speaking idiot language

[@thunderflare59]

Well the government obviously isn't sending any money out.

[@thatoneguykuro847]

5:27 is nobody going to point out the fact she took a picture of a gift card at a store. There are other cards in the background. She didn't even bother turning around to make it look like she had already bought the card.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Someone else said it's actually a photo from Google haha

[@quicksilverlacey]

I thought that too I was like damn lazy lol she couldn't even bother to move a few inches from the cards. If it's from google that's even worse because you gotta be really lazy to not bother to find a pic of a card that looks like it was already bought lol.

[@JD-rq3ur]

5:24 Did anyone else notice that gift card picture was taken AT a store... IN the gift card section? I don't think she was planning on putting any money on it.

[@kittyvsmedia7065]

Wats worse is that wasnt even her photo. Its a cropped one from Google

[@zairecallender761]

Lucky!😭😭

[@VaellinTheBard]

Not mentioned with the vinyl one: the gift cards she shows is also a cropped photo from online. Probably obvious, but she definitely doesnt even have the gift cards

[@dubious6718]

or they are blank

[@lobster782]

it was also near the game card rack

[@redfirelord4716]

She was probably trying to scam op and get the design without paying

[@philpsyplays9815]

FYI Reading is pronounced “Reding”

[@AlexIs-Yup]

I was gonna say, it's a picture of a gift card RIGHT IN FRONT of a gift card kiosk. I agree, likely a scam.

[@superprincessgem1]

The second decal story actually has somewhat of a happy ending. The lady apologized and wanted to buy another decal at full price, and complimented the artist.

[@SheldunTV]

“The only extra I have” Literally looks like she’s in a store and she just took that picture 😂

[@karymecamilo8499]

The best part? That picture is from google images. It's not even the choosing beggars 😂

[@kitkattkandybarz7312]

"I only have gift cards" she says as she shows a photo *right in front of the gift cards in a store*

[@sniper_819]

I know right

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

She'd probably try to pay with a used gift card

[@bleachfanbk]

Sheldun the worst part is Game stop is gone, so they would have a useless gift card

[@Pineapply_Queen]

"I love how one of the automated gmail responses is "What?"" You have no idea how much I needed that laugh today.

[@-adela-6994]

Rich person: donates money, helps people, tries to do some good Choosing beggar: "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" Some people don't realize that no matter how rich someone is, their money is their money and giving away one dollar is stil better than not giving anything at all

[@mayuravirus6134]

Twitter CEO donated 28% of his wealth MrBeast donated 1.000.000 meal for people isn't that good enough or even better!?

[@Yes-rv4kr]

Amano Yuuji They didn’t even donate 29% some people are just so selfish

[@sidesalt1091]

A_Benway_44 wym?? He did donate 28% of his wealth

[@Yes-rv4kr]

SideSalt10 it was a joke

[@zally8183]

hm

[@jupitersong6658]

3:53, what the hell is this lady referring to? Calling CPS when OP is just putting stuff, giving away for free, on their porch. I don't understand people.

[@TheRedBlueberries]

Creased when he pronounced reading "reed-ing" instead of "red-ing"

[@marcw3321]

ThatPerson omg same 😂😂

[@NespeCoaching]

Jesus Christ I couldn't

[@daniellebleasdale7203]

I'll admit it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realise where he meant 🤣

[@Weezle13]

Same. Here just to find out who else picked up on it 😂

[@keiracopeland4721]

Timestamp?

[@CabooseTheMousse]

Person- *explains something clearly, honestly, and respectfully* CB: “WhAt Do YoU mEaN!?!?!?!!”

[@name-uh5ee]

The only people CB is goin to get for that little are people who love children, a little too much, and in the wrong way

[@mitsusah2612]

Or people who want fresh organs and used a fake identity...

[@ciarangale4738]

@@mitsusah2612 fresh organs are pretty nice though

[@name-uh5ee]

@@mitsusah2612 that's what I'd do And eat the left overs

[@animeotaku307]

“You want me to watch your kids at my place for 55 hours a week? Sure...” *creepy laugh*

[@jawsy5908]

I I don’t ya

[@jacksonharper9417]

Me: hears “but can’t you make another one.” Also me: this is where stuff gets guuuuuud

[@ethant.presland7438]

The vinyl story: that's a scam. Never accept gift cards as payment.

[@MarksterC]

she was literally next to the gift card tack

[@ohhintmy3518]

The gift card probably only have like 1 dollar inside

[@helenemuscagorry244]

@@MarksterC most of those card have a number for online purchases, those asshole buy the card, use the online number and then give it away

[@homohits1]

Especially to a store that's a few months away from closing permanently

[@シ丂爪卩]

Bro it was GameStop I would’ve accepted it in a heartbeat ngl

[@Whatamievingdoing]

True story about my dad So my dad was driving and passed a homeless man (he lives in Arizona so the next part is important) He offers him water Homeless man: what brand? I don’t drink (I forgot the brand) My dad drove away (Turns out he had a house nearby apparently)

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If you turn down water in Arizona, you deserve to dehydrate.

[@thetaylorfamily3893]

They way you said “Taylor swift is such a jerk” had me laughing so loudly

[@SuperLordQ]

I’m genuinely confused about why someone is getting threatening messages about “child abuse” for leaving free decorations on their porch??

[@erinmiller1433]

SuperLordQ Yeah, I think we’re missing some details.

[@LuluLaRue]

Right?! I re-listened to that five times and still don't understand 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@wobbawobba9232]

It’s cuz someone can break in? Or maybe it was their child’s decoration and they threw it out for free idk

[@aishlnn7150]

They were upset about cyber bullying and wanted to punish OP by calling CPS. I think they might have showed up to collect the decorations but decorations were already gone. So CB thought that they'd been made a fool of? Only thing that would make sense to me ..

[@dustinbenzel8704]

@@aishlnn7150 That's not even remotely cyber bullying though. So no I don't think it makes sense. I think the person who said "cyber bullying" was just messed up in the head, and apparently assumed very wrong things. Yeah LOTS of details missing on that one.

[@binchocats]

"can I have one sticker?" "yes, actually I'll send two 🤗" "sO cAn i hAve tHrEe??!"

[@ksis1749]

_CB_ : *”steals something”* _OP_ : *”Gets it back”* _CB_ : **tries to use Uno Reverse Card**

[@themaskedman8377]

CB: Mission Failed we'll get em next time

[@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х]

Uno Reverso Card: no

[@FragmentsOfDeath]

Choosing beggar this uno reverse card is to expensive

[@donaldduong6855]

Ring ring “Hello 911 here, what seems to be your emergency?” “Ummm there seems to be a middle aged man hugging a bag in the ally way on *********** street at ******** address” “...” Click

[@Lust767]

I can imagine this happened ready

[@idunknow297]

5:26 either she didn’t buy the gift card, or she just bought it. Look in the back of the picture. Doesn’t it look like she’s still in the store?

[@TheJoker-bf4hn]

yeah i saw that too

[@dandotvid]

Crazy mom: My daughter has the coronavirus, so let me come over to your house to pay you!

[@milaismila4255]

I used to baby sit my mum friends kid and for no reason she just stoped paying me, told me she will pay tomorrow and moved out over night. Never heard from her ever again.

[@kayleekat146]

That's some commitment to the swindle, I can't lie.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

That's bizarre

[@OviValentinosWorld]

Child: mommy why are we moving house again Mom: Oh sweety, i borrowed a couple of cigarettes again from the neigbours.

[@InvaderTak176]

Practically dine and dash

[@epsilon-eleven]

That sounds suspicious. Like "fleeing with the child to evade something" suspicious.

[@Matty_Ice87]

“I will F~{k the bag”!!! Hahaha😂 that guy is a legend.

[@nateb866]

"Would've been better if you gave them sanitizers and toilet paper." That really was one of the guys that now eats toilet paper and sanitizer soup bc they panic bought the entire stock out instead of buying some food. Like, people are in need, starving in the midst of a global pandemic, and this guy's first thought is "They need toilet paper!" Smh

[@sarahspaceslippers]

It's not like there are no options other than hand sanitizer and toilet paper showers exist soap exists if you got both those things then toilet paper and hand sanitizer aren't important, just useful

[@hamzasultan96]

Can't shit if you didn't eat. Also, we use water, I don't get how you can feel clean with just paper... but that's not the argument to have here.

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

I saw that before. I thought he was trying to be funny.

[@hamzasultan96]

@@contradictorycrow4327 I get it, but, I've tried it once in my life, doesn't work at all unless you're essentially wasting paper (I am obsessive about the smallest things and can't stop doing something unless I feel like I'm tired which, in my head, means it's done well). But I get it, it's why I only threw that point in as a throwaway.

[@donutaddict3072]

*THE MEDIA*

[@AmusementLabs]

5:27 The background is of the card kiosk at the store. There's a HIGH chance CB just took a photo of a card, but never bought it and fully intended to stiff the artist upon pick up.

[@Thing1meetsThing2]

Asks for bag Will steal bag Will passionately hug bag That escalated quickly😝

[@TomDarkwulf87]

That one actually made me audibly "WTF"

[@funnypenelope]

I love how he almost couldn't read it because he's laughing so hard 🤣

[@vinaysajeev5044]

Imagine if he actually did it with the bag and 10 months later he sells some smaller bags with his face on the back...talk about horror shows😂

[@ElMundoDeHadesOK]

i literally snorted XD

[@CaylenHeeler]

“It’s not everyday you have someone threatening to rape your backpack.” 😂😂

[@mystolero]

The place Reading isn’t pronounced how it looks

[@matts1603]

Was wondering how long it would take for someone to comment this. 😂

[@bitequation314]

For those interested, it's pronounced "Redding".

[@endorneyodera4366]

Atleast the people there are very literate right?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Yeah, it's past tense read, not present tense read.

[@thesnowkitsune]

I was looking to see if someone had mentioned this.

[@crushingriptide788]

Wow i literally almost fell over laughing as soon as he said i will f**k the bag, killed me for like 5 minutes. 🤣

[@notmedicine9700]

someone:donates something to some people Choosing beggar:wHy DoN't YoU gIvE iT tOo EvErYoNe!?

[@kasamigi8031]

Question: "Why is genocide considered bad?"

[@gigaming1237]

On behalf of all Brits: ITS PRONOUNCED “REDDING”

[@Alakaizer]

We have a Redding here in California. Pretty sure nobody mispronounces it.

[@DarkHeartTheEmo]

That one about Taylor the title of the article is wrong the said she gave money to her fans, from the tweet she put she didn't mention anything about her fans at all, so she is basically helping random people despite the fact that they are or aren't her fans.

[@danielgehring7437]

I know, right? Plus how hard is it to be a 'fan' of a celebrity? You what, need an email account? The CB is basically complaining that people might have to do five seconds of work for that money.

[@raptorcharly8055]

The thing is, based on what I've heard - the fans are the people she'd actually be able to reach. So it makes more sense to give to her fans because they're easier for her to get the money to.

[@danielgehring7437]

@@raptorcharly8055 Frankly even if she was just sending it to her fans that had previous sent in their forms giving her legal permission to harvest their kidneys if she needed one, I'm still grateful she's doing it. It's still getting that money back out into circulation, which is way more helpful for every world citizen than what most celebrities are doing, letting it sit and rot in Scrooge McDuckian style money vaults somewhere.

[@epsilon-eleven]

@iDevice Modz Calling things "gay" as an insult just makes it look like you're in the closet, mate.

[@kazmosis5326]

That one with the backpack guy in Reading went from 0 to 100 quick!!! And ppl think the English are all refined and posh LOL

[@Azuraion]

As a woman, I love your entitled woman voice. It's bloody perfect! As always thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3!

[@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880]

I love that voice, it's my favorite.

[@DaveMoment]

Rslash: According to these choosing beggars, free is too expensive. The lady who was offered an extra decal: Hold my cheap wine.

[@rollfaceonkeyboard]

The mother here is just asking to get a child back with 1 less organ.

[@lasagnalovingcat5335]

Back? She might as well have titled her post "Attention Human Traffickers: Free Kids!!!"

[@CazadorSlayer]

Plot Twist, she's just paying the kidnappers delivery fee.

[@xxratsrcutexx3494]

@@CazadorSlayer sounds legit

[@ameliashostak4764]

LMAO!!! the backpack one got real weird real fast!!! hahaha

[@KitsuneVoidsinger]

I laughed so hard at the "Red"ing pronounciation as reading xD we British are odd with place names and how they sound

[@wessexdruid5290]

There's an American city with the same name..

[@mirandanils5114]

@@wessexdruid5290 pennsylvania?

[@wessexdruid5290]

@@mirandanils5114 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Pennsylvania - just a way along from Bristol, North Wales and Worcester.

[@Sasha-up9er]

I was raised in America but live in the UK and I'm always teasing my bf by pronouncing town names wrong. He gets very annoyed when I rhyme Thames with James

[@silverstar1178]

@@wessexdruid5290 we have a "reading" in Massachusetts too. Also pronounced reding

[@cheddarknight7842]

“I stole it, so it belongs to me!” It’s hard to argue with his assessment

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

CB : OMG my daughter is sick what do I do now Ohh I KNOW I'll BUY A GIANT CAR DECORATION FOR HER

[@kingsleyo_o]

I love rSlash when his sarcasm kicks in

[@Pillow795]

Choosing beggar: steals something Also choosing beggar: Wdym I stole it, its mine.

[@skarmex3439]

Greg b Had an absolute moron in high school attempt to use this “logic” to me when he stole my back pack. I took it back and he tried to get me in shit for “stealing his back pack” he proudly claimed “I stole it, so it’s mine now” to which I obviously replied with “Well, I stole it back, so it’s mine now” I’m pretty sure if the laughter from the other students weren’t in the background, you could probably hear the rusted gears grinding in his head.

[@darragh3394]

😂😂😂😂😂 you honestly had me gassed up the way you said reading 😂😂😂

[@dracko158]

CB: *Steals OP's thing* OP: *Takes it back* CB: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@Kendricklamard]

Dino Dracko I thought I killed you

[@HerkulesRS]

Honestly i think that hand sanitizer and toilet paper was a joke :Ddd i bursted out laughing at that.

[@lasershark3404]

Kid steals minecraft server: GIVE ME THE PASSWORD

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

"I added something more to my order only after you finished my order! That means you ruined it! I want a REFUND!" She had this planned from before.

[@KnickssThePro]

The corona discount is amazing 😂😂

[@lucyblood7562]

discount? Things doubled in the amount over here!

[@paleofolk]

LMFAAAOOOO the bit with the backpack had me dying

[@MissDeniseR]

It is pronounced Reding, the A is silent, I know that's English for you Lol .

[@ashleysmith1276]

If you find numbers difficult - it costs Americans less than HALF what it costs Britons to fuel our cars. Y'all have it very easy......

[@MissDeniseR]

@@ashleysmith1276 yes true,but we also have free health care,subsidised prescriptions and dental so it balances out.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

I have a friend in Finland who writes a blog in English and she is always running sentences by me. I have to explain sometimes that it doesn't make sense but that's how it's said. 😂

[@xlifexwithxlithiumx]

I think the “would have been better to give hand sanitizer and toilet paper “ was a joke .... lolll

[@cansbackup3821]

Cb: steals Op: got it back Cb: surprised Pikachu face

[@AstaZora]

I love the looking for babysitter mocking voice. More please!

[@hyprspd]

I haven't been this early since I was allowed to go outside

[@AquamarineMemories]

The post about the black backpack bag. This is it. I've finally found the Choosing Beggar that broke me. Out of all the stories/posts I've read about CBs, it was this one that made my brain unable to decide if it wants to laugh or self destruct.

[@wackybisexual8280]

Literally watching rslash is getting me through the epidemic :')

[@ffgfldfk]

Exactly I've been watching like 20 videos a day

[@ringodoodles490]

Same, bisexual Hamilton ✌

[@daveshockwave8098]

same

[@Skinnyp4545]

I have rewatched a lot of his vids cuz i cant get anything new, it sucks

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Pandemic*

[@richardtba]

My mother had the same issue. She used to worked at a retail store and ever so often she goes to an all can you eat Chinese buffet a block away from her work on her lunch break but only order the take out (another word, fill the box of food as much she can) and sometimes share it with co-workers. When she decided to lay low on big meals and stop going he co-workers whines to her like, "Where's your Chinese food? I stop bringing my lunch cause you always go get it from that place!" Last she check, it's not her responsibility to feed her co-workers cause they didn't pack their lunch. LoL

[@thelastmotel]

Now, some of you may think that when that one OP posted Sheppard Pie, that she was mistyping, and that she meant Shepherd's Pie, but no. Sheppard Pie is a regional dish from Normandy ;P

[@autumnholguin5426]

13:16 wow ok, that made me laugh so hard I got a cramp and messed up my digital drawing I was making while listening X'D

[@Richard_Nickerson]

10:14 "Hi, I saw your examples online. Could you show me some examples?" That's what I heard.

[@themysterylady842]

The guy who threatened to steal OP's backpack must be desperate, very desperate...

[@awesomeeevee133]

Backpack dude’s pretty dedicated

[@silverblade357]

Seller be like, "...I'll pay you £5 to do that."

[@xDecayingDreamz]

dude xD i died when he read "I will strip naked and f--k the bag" like wtf xD

[@rashed4u2]

I’ve been on reddit(obviously because of Rslash )recently exploring the subreddits and I’ve discovered whenever I read I censor the swear words just like RSlash does😂😋 I laughed so hard😂 Awesome content!💙

[@timehunter9467]

The fact that you said Reading (like reading a book) made me laugh, I used to live near there, it’s pronounced Red-ing. I’d hear people ask for busses like that and the confusion was hilarious.

[@abneerejaz3954]

man said "Reading", its pronounced "Red-ing"

[@fora1924]

No its pronounced "Re - ad - ing"

[@jasonellis4330]

@@fora1924 you're kidding, right?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Past-tense read, not present-tense

[@sabersz]

@@fora1924 it's not. It's a town in the UK, pronounced Red-ing. I'd know, because I live like 40 miles away from it.

[@fora1924]

Im sorry but my comment was sarcasm

[@BiltmoreGhost]

5:30. I would like to point out the background of the "gift card." She's standing in a store! Those are other gift cards behind her. She HAS money but wants to load it onto a gift card. And that's if she doesn't use the card itself for her daughter.

[@ballavega7587]

This is the perfect thing to start my morning with. Entertaining to listen to with breakfast

[@chrispham6599]

Celebrities trying to do a nice thing: damned if they do, but damned if they don't

[@thegenevasuggestion6627]

Omg im actually from Reading, this is exactly what people are like from here... its embarrising...

[@mercury4452]

Legit the only thing keeping me sane in quarantine

[@groovygoblin4152]

Don’t worry guys, I’m SURE the first woman will find someone who likes kids. Really, likes kids.

[@lucyeverall9705]

Loving the pronunciation of “Reading” 😂😂

[@thelastmotel]

"Reading" (the town in England) is pronounced "Redding" :)

[@godisforever7263]

@ lol same

[@galactic.bailey6567]

The way he said Reading sent me 😂

[@Silidirian]

How to tell someone's not from the UK, pronoucing Reading as "Read-ing" instead of "Red-ding" like it's supposed to be

[@Dolphin_7084]

20 years in prison for rape threats toward a bag

[@anchoredislands4880]

06:42 uhhh pls tell me that you know theyre being sarcastic? maybe im/you r/whoosh right now? lol no biggie

[@Far2hip]

😳.........BWAAHAAHAAAHAA!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 “I’ll steal the bag and then I’ll find a nice romantic secluded spot and will f**k the bag!!” LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Where on EARTH do these people come from?? It’s fascinating how insane these choosing beggars can be!!! That one about bagging the bag after stealing it almost knocked me right off the toilet in laughter, LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Taxxan]

When rSlash said READING its pronounced REDing :) i live near there

[@harrybean3922]

Extra info on the paw print one: The CB later apologized and was willing to pay for all 3 cuts.

[@cactus3796]

12:40 umm thats not how you pronounce Reading lmao

[@sarahspaceslippers]

lmao

[@swagmanandy]

"Pops." Can do his own effing lawn.

[@maxdonahue210]

“This is the only extra gift card I have” is standing in front of the gift card rack at Walgreens holding an unpaid card

[@updownstate]

I used to bake on Sunday and take something to the office on Monday. This went on for so long that one Monday I didn't take anything and people came to my desk to complain. They demanded to know what I'd done instead.

[@eoghanjones9042]

Did a person reply to you have serious problems with “but I (passionately hug) women” yes because that’s the perfect counter claim

[@Inphase.]

Please make more entitled parents videos I love them!

[@CathySW]

Reading the town is pronounced red-ing. Confusing, I know

[@regmigrant]

your 'looking for babysitter' voice is brilliant :)

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

WTF man you couldn't wait 30 minutes until I was done my morning exercise to upload this video!?

[@hazelbasil7404]

This comment is oddly wholesome for some reason.

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

"Give me your camera right now! It sucks so much and I definitely don't want it!"

[@keiracopeland4721]

As far as I know, this is your only job/income so I have to ask: Can we get longer episodes? Or maybe a mini episode in the evening? I love your voice(s) and without school my day has been very empty/boring. I think it would be a nice treat to your subscribers during the quarantine, though I understand if this isn't possible.

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

Keira Copeland do you know how entitled you sound? And how ironic that is?

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 Right? I hope the post is ironic or something because wow.

[@IreFang]

You guys need to chill op was nice about asking, it's not rare for some KZbinrs to do a double upload.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@IreFang it wasn't that they asked at all. If they had simply asked the question, I'd have zero issues. The way they asked sounded kinda entitled & like "Since you clearly have nothing else to do" (although I'm not quite sure how that conclusion came to be as we have no idea what anyone else has on their plate right now). It was a bit off putting so that's why I said I hope it was one of those ironic posts where they demand the channel because they watch or money or something in a clearly joking way.

[@ivytaylor1494]

chris o_o he uploads EVERY DAY

[@jonix24mejor]

Imagine, if when I bought origami paper online, and received an extra small package of papers, due to the delay, I would have complained about not having another extra package? How unreal are the minds of these people.

[@prodigy1016]

Reading the town is pronounced red - ing it gave me a good laugh, good old British Town names

[@GiordanDiodato]

*Pennsylvania city

[@ct6410]

@@GiordanDiodato Yeah, you're right, there's only one. /s (And no, you can tell by the use of British English that it's Reading, UK.)

[@crustymustard8420]

LOL @ 5:26 she hadn't even PURCHASED the card, she was clearly at the store yet.