r/Maliciouscompliance I Knocked Out a Dirty Cop Who Beats His Girlfriend!

[@rSlash]

It takes a lot of courage to stand up to an abuser, especially one in a position of power ✊

[@user54363]

:]

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

@@user54363 hi

[@user54363]

@@jakeagurerpower7126 hi

[@hiroshi7025]

France Energy.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Yeah, that's one hell of a person.

[@Floridabummer]

EMT here had a cop get pissed at me for not treating his partner first when the suspect was in critical condition. This cops partner had a cut but was fine. I yelled at him if you want him treated you treat him and gave him a bandage.

[@lonelyronin2428]

Nice! We respect everyone here!

[@descendantgaming5410]

Here you go👑.

[@Melanie16040]

@@H-to-O They haven't actually done anything different lately, it's just that the public at large is finally starting to realize what they do.

[@_Fizel_]

@@Melanie16040 YEP

[@Cucumber_Dragon]

POV: you’re crying about a paper cut while the EMT is trying to save a guy who’s been shot

[@365ral]

"My hot fudge is hot!" What's next? Is she gonna complain the ice cream is cold?

[@darthhauler9947]

Oh I got brain freeze 🥶🥶🥶🤣

[@SailorMya]

She was building up to that! lol Karen's will complain about everything if they think they can get free stuff!

[@shaereub4450]

"The dollar store is too expensive! Everything is $1 too much!"

[@neilprice513]

When I was a kid someone actually complained, at an Italian Ice Cream parlour/café that the ice cream was too cold. The old Italian owner just gave her a weird look and said, with a very thick accent, "It's ice cream!. What do you expect it to be soup?"

[@Everhardt94]

Mmh, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

[@SuperNormalMan]

Well, if the cop was smart enough to have good relations with first responders, he wouldn't be a domestic abuser.

[@thebrightphoenixx]

Its sad that a lot of domestic abusers are actually in the police force....

[@AnastasiaJAdair]

@@thebrightphoenixx Considering how bullies are drawn to positions of power like the police force, it is sad but it isn't surprising.

[@thebrightphoenixx]

@@AnastasiaJAdair right. completely overshadows the good cops out there, and it sucks

[@ericwilliams1659]

What in think is worse is the fact that cops don't stop other cops from hitting their wife. I can made understand not filing a report because they "fixed it outside of the system". But they just turn their back on their job and the victims bringing shame to the whole force.

[@seskater9331]

NACAB - NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

[@alfa1134]

That story with "Police Officer Steve", why isn't OP bringing up charges against Steve/Precinct for what is CLEARLY unwarranted harassment? And why dafuq is it so hard to hold corrupt cops accountable and to actually punish them?!

[@sabersky1134]

They “investigate themselves” and find no wrongdoing….continuously. 😒

[@moebiusjdx7288]

In America dealing with a corrupt cop is really hard because other corrupt cops have infiltrated police unions and high positions of power. They protect each other from consequences because they don't want to draw attention to their own wrong doings. If you try to take one to court they will lie for each other without hesitation, and corrupt judges will make unjust rulings to maintain the status quo. Furthermore there a lot of corrupt politicians who manipulate the budgets of police departments and will help promote corrupt officers who "play ball". It doesn't help that a lot of ignorant citizens are willing to overlook an officer's crimes so long as it doesn't directly affect them.

[@alfa1134]

@@sabersky1134 At this point, I'd say replace all the fascists and power-hungry assholes with automated drones/robots, but that'd just open up an entirely new box of problems.

[@estrellaescobar5723]

Because the Police Deparments don't want anything to do with have a bad reputation by admiting they have bad cops in their records. So they go beyond sky and sea to cover up any evidence that their officers are buttholes who abuse their power... by abuse their power. Erasing evidence, intimidate witness to tell lies and making the life of the involve (like OP and his 2 weekly stops) a living hell. This, in a effort to presuade them of do any legal actions.

[@alfa1134]

@@estrellaescobar5723 At this rate an entire purge of the police department and then starting anew is sounding more and more favorable.

[@PotterBrony82]

Just imagining the two deputies from the sheriffs office asking the cop, “you forget what color your car is?”

[@samuelebincoletto637]

That cop who abused the girl should have his uniform taken away and not being able to do serve again, he's a disgrace to all good cops out there.

[@sandwichqueen]

I feel like it was off the shift this happened. But he should be treated like any abusive person, plus that.

[@Zorae42]

Considering he's still an officer, I don't think there are any "good cops" in his department.

[@Blackdragon99omfg]

@@Zorae42 If there are, they’re buried under the blue code.

[@CadenceWallace]

@@Blackdragon99omfg or ran off

[@McSnezzly]

What good cops? The good cops that are okay with working with him?

[@jokerzyo]

Cops literally fought in the supreme court to not have to hire people who are too smart.

[@RudesMom]

Was it the cops or their bosses (mayor, city councils, prosecutors)?

[@jokerzyo]

@@RudesMom it was a man who was denied a position for his test scores being to high. He then sued them. The police. so yes the cowards in blue.

[@seskater9331]

NACAB - NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

[@nixthelapin9869]

Seskater Sadly, not really the point. It’s really more about the system, and thus the people that make it and abuse it. Like the above comment’s example, they were controlling who went in for dumb reasons. Using the story’s example, cops don’t really get charges that match the crime. Good cops do exist, but bad ones do too. And the bad ones leave more of an impact because they don’t get lasting consequences. Like I said, it’s the system itself, not necessarily the people in it.

[@jokerzyo]

@@seskater9331 of course not there are some non american cops that a actually work to make their communities better

[@AlexleLive]

As a brit who hates the heat and has suffered from the heatwave we just had, I salute you for dealing with the heat with no AC just to make sure you can post every day. o7

[@The_Misanthropic_Magpie]

The heat here is insane

[@yesicpwee8545]

He needs to take a tip from the click and get an ice pack block

[@ajthepoppunkkid8415]

I live in Aberdeen, on the north east coast of Scotland. We just had our heatwave, the last couple of days it’s been 16-18 degrees. However, my boyfriend lives in Dundonald, South Ayrshire, and they’re hitting 29. I feel sorry for him. I can only imagine what rSlash is feeling rn

[@lopl3117]

Same here man climate is getting worse we need to stop this before we go too far

[@becausemynameiscommon5609]

It's supposed to be around 37°c where I live on the West Coast in the US for the next week while I'm out camping. At least there is a river.

[@janputz4157]

"Stop Karen or we'll get in trouble again" I do not want to want to how much shit she had to deal with.

[@cybercat29]

Hopefully, the friend told off Karen and posted on social media what Karen did at that amusement park 😈

[@RaphiEitelberg]

Same.. Also I had a siezure trying to read that second line

[@connsescape3247]

what does this say and how did 124 others decipher it

[@twiceshy9773]

@@RaphiEitelberg are you okay now?? Oh sorry- R U OK

[@RaphiEitelberg]

@@twiceshy9773 Lmao huh wha... Ah yes yes totally fine

[@KellyDVance]

Cops generally do try to have a good relationship with the EMTs, but if this guy was scared that his abuse was about to be revealed he wouldn't care. Additionally, EMTs are really good at setting aside their personal feelings when it comes to doing their jobs. It is like they flip a switch. The reason we hear about it when EMTs refuse to treat someone for "personal reasons" is because it is very rare for them. Cops, on the other hand...

[@SH-qs7ee]

I am reminded of a joke though, where a cop who was injured in the line of duty wakes up after surgery to find his testicles taped to his thigh with that medical tape that doesn't come off with "A gift, from the nurse you pulled over week" written on it.

[@dragonsman12]

the sign of a good medic is to be able to keep your head and separate yourself from the horror around you while you do your job. some cops need to learn that lesson. others need to learn not to be just an automaton. gotta tread that fine line lol

[@peinek]

@@dragonsman12 I've treated plenty of people in DOC or LEO custody and personal feelings about a person go out the window when they are in the back of the truck. I have treated people either accused of or convicted of so pretty terrible shit, but they are my patient and I will treat them with the best care possible.

[@bigdog3628]

Yeah if I understand you correctly, the reason why I am NOT a medical DR is because I would have to be professional with a scum bag like Chris Benoit, or if you aren't familiar with whom that is, then Jerid from subway.

[@Lakshya-w7i]

I CAN'T BELIEVE RSLASH DIDN'T ASK FOR VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THAT COP GETTING SLAMMED

[@paul_warner]

The footage doesn't exist, the story is fake

[@heroslippy6666]

@@paul_warner its still a fun story

[@paul_warner]

@@heroslippy6666 not if people think it's real

[@deadonarrivalgirl9785]

If the trial is still ongoing, he wouldn't be able to get hold of it anyways due to legal restraints.

[@deadonarrivalgirl9785]

@@paul_warner If you think a story is too nuts to be true, you need to get out more.

[@razezillian]

The fact that POS still is a cop hasn't been suspended even after the incident and the domestic abuse case shows how corrupt the system is.

[@ResidentMilf]

BuT iF yOu JuSt CoOpErAtE yOu HaVe NoThInG tO wOrRy AbOuT!

[@Ducky_mo_mo26]

That’s mainly the fault of the justice system. Not necessarily the police.

[@soulgazer11]

My neighbour was literally murdered by a corrupted cop who was ordered to kill her by a prolific biker gang because she allegedly owed them money. He went alone and cops here have not body cam. He beat her up, bruised her face beyond recognition, broke her leg and shot her twice in the chest and three times in the back. The medias only say that he was doing a "wellness check" on her because she was receiving threatening messages (probably from the gang) and that she had a knife and charged at him so he shot her. Everything else is only known by a handful of people. He acted as a hitman and went there with the purpose to end her life. She had a 6 yr old daughter who's now an orphan and staying with her grandmother. Wanna know what he got? *3 weeks of PAID leave* during the "investigation" by an independant watchdog. He's still a cop. Corruption is rooted deep into every system and government. Don't trust anyone.

[@jennataliaferro104]

@@soulgazer11 geez is it the U.S that has corrupted cops, because I live here. Or there are other countries the have awful cops too?

[@slimecorn]

@@Ducky_mo_mo26 Uh, the police force should suspend people who beat their spouses, but they don't.

[@6Jas6devi6]

I swore you were going to say "RELEASE THE GRAHMKRAKEN!"

[@genseven4616]

missed opportunity

[@Jono997]

God, I wish he did.

[@Dseagles14]

Would have been better

[@michaelrobertson4896]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@personified3500]

Opportunity missed

[@SmolShorkess]

It is really sad how easy in some country’s it is to become a police officer

[@SuperNormalMan]

Sociopaths are masters of pretending to be something they're not. That hard-working, charming guy that just earned his badge can now indulge in his sadistic desires. Worst of all, there's no reliable way to spot one. Beware.

[@trickyagent127]

I think the bigger problem is the lack of accountability. When a police officer does something illegal, the whole department has their back...

[@robertbennett2796]

And they have some immunity crap they need to be held to a higher standard and get charged harshly for crimes they commit

[@SailorMya]

@@trickyagent127 Yep, evidence goes "missing" or the cases are just thrown out because they are cops.... This allows them to feel like they can get away with anything and they do... Plus with people not wanting to become cops (in the USA at least) we are not exactly getting the best law enforcement by scraping the bottom of the barrel... They just need bodys at this point...

[@hazybubblegum]

@@SuperNormalMan people like that definitely make it so people should be aware that having a job that makes someone look good, doesn’t make Them good people. Cops, paramedics, social workers, community support workers, are all suppose to serve the public, some for at risk demographics. If they get into the job just to abuse power and create unfair power dynamics under the watchful blanket of “x wouldn’t do that their a job mentioned above” so much worse than outright awful people, at least their easier to avoid.

[@hendrix232]

I can imagine rslash's wife hearing him scream "UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRACKERS"

[@lydiamaxxson9392]

My new notification sound XD

[@Shemagh4]

Lol

[@turkeybywhatmeans]

*UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRACKERS*

[@vallihuldununtamed7669]

Unleash the Graham Kraken!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

“did you rename your penis again?”

[@thunderflare59]

"Stop, Karen, before you get us in trouble again." AGAIN!? LOL

[@Fuyu_Sei12]

That cop story. There’s this thing when it comes to many well known MMORPGs that I think applies for irl, “dont mess with the healer”

[@catandrobbyflores]

🤣 so true!

[@sakura368]

healers are the people that keep you alive, they have the right to, at any moment, just not heal you, treat them as if they're god because they're the only reason you're at the secret boss in the first place am i right

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Most cops are PvP junkies though, the healers are the biggest targets.

[@joegreenslade7577]

Mr very important: I don’t wanna feel any air. Me: Try holding your breath.

[@Donnerwamp]

F for rSlashs balls, drowning in a sweatty sea in the scorching heat of his office.

[@thorn6494]

F

[@Jay-Gruener]

Big F

[@The_Misanthropic_Magpie]

F

[@mr.scarlo2234]

F

[@35joannecoleman]

F

[@maieen2665]

No, “unleash the Graham Kraken”?! rSlash, you’re slipping! 😛

[@thomashongshagen4912]

Release the Grahken!

[@markmarano913]

Simple - the cop knows that if he's a jerk to first responders, they'll still do their jobs to the best of their ability because if they don't, they actually face consequences...

[@preme452]

this statement is pure facts

[@lizziefirkey6385]

As for cops being jerks to other first responders... The thing is, paramedics actually care about any oaths they make. They might hate the cop with a passion, but they'd still save him because they're not disgusting people like the cop in the story.

[@Royalname31]

Can they make the cop suffer while saving them, though? If I was an EMT, and a cop was injured, I would just give them a 3 star treatment of making sure they don't get any anesthetic

[@Everhardt94]

RSlash, don't try to apply logic to that cop's actions. His thought processes wouldn't go any further than "I am a cop, so I can do what I want and nobody can do anything about it".

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

You're not wrong. I had a friend whose husband was (probably still is) a cop. And he's also an abusive POS. She wouldn't let me help her, so after several months of trying, I finally cut her loose to save my own sanity. I know plenty of other cops who are genuinely good people. Thankfully, that one sorry excuse for a human didn't poison me against the Blue.

[@twiharryfan212]

Hey, my mom is almost in her fifties and still adores carnival rides and especially amusement parks. It's not age, my dude, it's just a weak stomach lmao

[@ninirossau2304]

@Some Guy I am terrified of heights but I love rollercoasters. it helps that I have to take my glasses off. everything is blurry. I have even tried riding with closed eyes. that is a different kind of scary.

[@kokutoryuu8312]

Imagine being that first responder who was hounded by the cop, seeing his gunshot wound and being like "well, first I'll have to test you for Covid or else I can't take you to the hospital"

[@peepopopo7140]

PSA: never marry a cop. They're far more likely to abuse you or your children and it'll be harder to get away from them. Also, rslash, you should record one episode with the AC on, to give yourself a break and to make us better appreciate your sacrifice.

[@alexandergrube6437]

if you're referencing the 40% of cops beat their wives thing, I hope you realize that that data is from almost 30 years ago. the number is much lower now, only 21%

[@SentaiYamaneko]

@@alexandergrube6437 Actually, that initial statistic is also inaccurate. 40% confessed to it. Who knows how many are doing it in secret? And do you know if that 21% is cops who have done it or cops who have admitted to it?

[@jamie1602]

@@SentaiYamaneko And worse off, cops report of poor mental health with few resources and a toxic culture of don't report it, repress it. It's a terrible profession where if you're not beating your family, you're cheating or harboring thoughts of self harm. But... You know let's just stuff it down and pretend nothing is wrong. God forbid. Let's pretend we don't have problems and not fix them. That works SO WELL. /s

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s a fake story

[@Knuckles8864]

Plot Twist on the second story: Mr. Very Important was making sure there weren't any imposters in those vents.

[@jennataliaferro104]

" why the heck do i see a person with red clothes coming out of my vent!!!! someone help!"

[@milescalimar4356]

Stoooooop please

[@milescalimar4356]

Stoooooop please

[@SkyEcho751]

Okay so I'm going to guess the Cop told a different story to what actually happened, and is also employing the help of the Union. So his Cop friends are harassing the EMT, while the Union will defend the cop from getting fired.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it never happened and he can’t escape the deputies as the crime is investigated by them not his department

[@elliottf1306]

Facts!!!! The norm....

[@rosedavis6849]

I love r/maliciouscompliance, it’s the best way to start my work day.

[@hannathehumblebard101]

I can't help but wonder if an opportunity was missed to say "unleash the graham kraken!"

[@Yossarian921]

That's what I came here to say, not surprised that someone beat me I'm sure if I scroll through dozens of probably have beaten me.

[@morfanaion]

The thing about those cops p*ssing off the first responder by pulling him over twice a week, some cops seem to expect those first responders to uphold their own oaths, even when they themselves don't.

[@the_name_is_kat3056]

My 80 lb dog is listening with me and falling asleep in my lap. Looks like I'm not going anywhere for a while. Love listening to these stories first thing in the morning.

[@terrymightyena5820]

Karen: Hahahahaha look at those ugly kids! Also Karen: STOOOOOOP I'M TOO AFRAAAAAAAAID

[@sakura368]

sonic speed

[@ryanmcewen415]

Cops stick together. But so do EMS! That whole department I going to have issues getting paramedic cooperation for years to come. Petty revenge stuff. They aren't going to sacrifice quality of care. But they sure as shit aren't going to go out of their way for that whole department if they are harassing a paramedic because he protected an abuse victim from her abuser!

[@taylorlibby7642]

Cops vs Paramedics - I often wonder the same thing about people who abuse restaurant workers.

[@munchie3909]

I feel like officers that do bad deeds should have more punishment then a normal citizen Edit: As a wise man once said a corrupt officer is just an undercover criminal.

[@nameofthename]

they should, but unfortunately it's the complete opposite. they have way, WAY more leniency than a normal citizen.

[@TheReal10bears]

The first responder needs to film his interactions with that cop

[@angeliki5135]

Last time I was this early, Yugo was still known as puppy boy. 😆

[@AmusementLabs]

Rslash, ride nerd here. The ride described is most likely a Larson Giant Loop. Typical Ring-Of-Fire carnival rides. They operate via joy stick by the operator as mentioned and rock back and forth. They can also be held upside-down for a long time if you move them right. The restraints are also notoriously uncomfortable. Those boat rides you mentioned are permanent rides, but are computer controlled, no operator control and can't really be held upside-down.

[@RevokFarthis]

"the cop is still a cop, and I have been getting pulled over at least twice a week ever since then." You know how they like to defend police by saying; "Oh, it's just a few bad apples" "a few bad apples" A few bad apples spoils the bunch MF'ers, this guy's entire corrupt department *needs* to be thrown out with the bathwater!

[@Lans32485]

Funny how often cop supporters forget the second half of that saying.

[@RegenWasTaken]

@@Lans32485 Sadly we still do need cops since some do still do their job thankfully and without them crime will get even worse... But goddamn THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANNA PISTOL WHIP THESE CORRUPT BASTARDS

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

@@RegenWasTaken yeah but we need better cops like cops in Germany. Where they actually train them for years, where they know how to de escalate a scenario properly, where they rarely use guns. That’s what I want from the police, not a paramilitary force more powerful than some country’s militaries

[@RegenWasTaken]

@@therealspeedwagon1451 That's what I want too tbh. Cops that aren't basically trained to kill.

[@fireiron369]

When “a few bad apples” is the whole fuking tree you might want to change something

[@xBluegamerx]

Unlike cops first responders can get in trouble for not doing their job properly.

[@911Magnus]

That ride in the last story! I feel exactly the same about it. It used to be fun but now it just makes me feel all barfy xD

[@justlequit6087]

Gotta love the background it looks like these story’s are from another universe

[@uncleg3cko186]

They are, The Karen Universe, where everything is offensive and everyone wants to talk to the manager. Oh wait... thats this Universe, Oh Crap...

[@SailorMya]

An alternate universe were Karen's run free in the wild and prorevenge is extra sweet! lol

[@meatkirbo]

If only.........

[@Holychickendinner]

Stories 😊

[@dracko158]

Dude: "I want you to shut the vents!" *His office is hot* OP: "Why not open the vents?" *Realized he's been called out* Also dude: *"i dOn'T LiKe bEiNg cAlLeD oUt LiKe ThAt!!"*

[@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer]

OP's Name: Cantstandyuh *Seinfeld music plays*

[@wynautwarrior2161]

RSlash yelling "UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRACKERS!" is the best thing I've heard all day

[@cheyenneditlevson8395]

It’s nice being able to listen to this while I have blood test done 😌 you bring me joy through these tough times so thank you. I hope you and your family are well

[@MaxMustermann-nl2mk]

Got any results yet? Hope ya get well soon

[@cheyenneditlevson8395]

@@MaxMustermann-nl2mk no results yet….I was physically assaulted last may and had serious head trauma and they think my headaches are mini seizures so I have A LOT of test to go through. And a lot of doctors to see these up coming weeks. I also just found out my dad is deploying again so yeah Rslash is my life boat right now 🙃

[@MaxMustermann-nl2mk]

@@cheyenneditlevson8395 Sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

[@cheyenneditlevson8395]

@@MaxMustermann-nl2mk thank you so much ☺️

[@angelmage99]

Thanks for your hard work. As a daughter of a former EMT (now high paid nurse, and mean she gets money) I can confirm not to piss them off. My mom once had a family follow to close to the ambulance and didn't wait at stop lights. Once they got to the hospital she jumped out of the ambulance and started to read them the Riot Act. My mother is just shy 5 feet tall.

[@Runner656]

Poor Rslash..having to wear fuzzy socks!! You need to train Yugo to sleep on your feet

[@Sorchia56]

I’m just finished cleaning up the coffee that come flying out of my mouth when you said ‘release the Graham Kraken’…🤣🤣

[@thenicnacshack1322]

Whoever sees this have a amazing day

[@vauxhallfan676]

Thanks mate

[@carsonnicklasson142]

You too

[@missdelaney7340]

And a great weekend! 😁

[@avega2792]

All day every day.

[@Pickelsindaback]

I shall

[@Far2hip]

Actually, it’s “UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRAKEN!!!” LMAO!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@katashworth41]

Maybe Mr VIP should move to the UK, he won’t be bothered by AC then 😂. Though I would do far better with a dehumidifier, living near both a river and the sea isn’t fun when it gets hot.

[@SJ-yu5zk]

I WISH we had AC at the moment, consistently 33 Celsius with no AC is not fun when you want to sleep

[@katashworth41]

@@SJ-yu5zk it’s not quite hitting 33 here, but mid 20s and almost 100% humidity

[@SevCaswell]

@@SJ-yu5zk actually most office buildings in the UK do have some form of ac, especially as most don't have functional windows. It is housing in the UK that rarely has ac.

[@SJ-yu5zk]

@@SevCaswell 1. Rslash works from home, same as me, 2) tell me more about my native country (much as I'd like it not to be ;) )

[@SJ-yu5zk]

@@katashworth41 ahh yeah i heard the northeast and Scotland have had milder weather! the humidity is murdering my hair hahah, totally sympathise

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Your last comment about rides was spot on. I loved carnival rides but at a certain point my stomach would no longer cooperate. Broke my heart.

[@dondonz1354]

A moment of silence for Rslash's temperature-shocked balls

[@Devanimations]

How does a grown ass person who mocks and bullies children have any friends at all? Especially since the friend clearly was not okay with what Karen was doing.

[@autumndickson2433]

Rslash: "If you could show your appreciation and hit that like button-" Me: immediately hits like button

[@CourchaineDk]

I sincerely hope that cop has a run in with the "wrong" suspect and ends up in need of an ambulance that "unfortunately" gets stuck in trafic for "to long"

[@baconcatsizzle]

Glad to enjoy a nice, hot cup of rSlash! --Uh, I mean, coffee!

[@sssargon8569]

Didn't know NoLegs used youtube

[@bradwheeler4301]

Its funny that you mention being nice to first responders. When i was in the cavalry, i had a sergeant tell me always be nice to your mechanics and medics

[@sonofsparda9739]

I understand your pain I sweat a lot so much that one time my family thought I went swimming during the summer when all I did was walk down to street

[@Cinth_Venomurr]

Neighbors: quietly minding their business. Rslash, from next door: UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRACKERS

[@JosieJOK]

Oh, Slashy, I’m disappointed you missed the opportunity to say “Unleash the Cracken!”

[@breannastevens6835]

Normal listeners: I'm glad he's getting a new house so he doesn't freeze or overheat! Daily listeners: How many times will he have to mimic his teenage signature??

[@KristenKaroleigh]

Been a while since I've heard the term tooshy 🤣

[@crispycrunch9971]

Oh god, that swinging boat ride you described at the end? I have _ALWAYS FRIGGIN' HATED_ those rides, even as a little kid! I never felt safe on them.

[@Knight_grundle_III]

I like to imagine his search history angry man pointing at camera Karen mad etc.

[@babowasalwayshere]

Omg I lost it at "UNLEASH THE GRAHAM CRACKERS" LMAOOO

[@TeeQueueSA]

"A dirty cop who beats his girlfriend" so a regular everyday cop, then.

[@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119]

Most cops aren't like that. It's just the bad cops get more attention than the good ones. I can tell you from experience, most cops are very chill people, who don't beat their wives.

[@EP05]

The final story is officially my favorite Malicious Compliance story ever😂

[@mbbro2189]

rSlash, we appreciate your efforts and the pain of the weather you go through for us!

[@shadow4you]

The Mobey Dick ride: you know what's gonna happen the higher it goes but you still least expect it to take you upside-down XD

[@talhaganie1276]

Consider investing in any rtx graphics card, they have a darn good noise cancelling ai software that will help keep your audio quality up when the ac is on

[@alisontibbens2155]

Mr. VIP telling the HVAC man how to do his job is like a lemon telling an eagle how how to fly.

[@jasonlin9805]

I don’t even know why some people are literally able to work in an office and can’t get that it will be hot if the vents get closed

[@liammccullars3883]

If I ever saw somebody hurting a cat, I'd be speaking in Morse code.

[@ETOPsycho6774]

Karen: How dare you--- Me:🖕🙄 Karen: gasps!

[@xaviormchorney9904]

When they say how dare you, i say "easily"

[@DannyGottawa]

Ice cream lady makes me think of a buddy I had in college. He used to say "hot stuff is hot"

[@micyoz5283]

Earliest I’ve been and I already know it’s gonna be a banger

[@garrettlaturski6703]

That cop could've ended up like Vegeta trying to get Dende to heal him in DBZA lol

[@user54363]

I hope everyone have i great day

[@thenicnacshack1322]

You to mate

[@Gauntlet7514]

You too

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Hi

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Hi

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Hi

[@uninarwhalcorn6547]

Dude the fact you sacrifice your comfort just to make us happy, you deserve all the respect you can get

[@calebbarnes5652]

Based on that woman's response I would guess that the cop is her abuser and is using his authority to stop her from leaving him

[@jennacarmen6761]

My AC is currently broken in my house and it’s so hot that I literally can not live there. The high yesterday was 118 degrees F (48 degrees C), so I feel you and appreciate you for recording anyways

[@MrGorillafist]

A cop abusing their partner?!? What?!?!? But surely an officer of the law would never do something so illegal /s

[@bl0bsii580]

I like how calm he was when he said "we might have to move so I don't have to be hot or cold" love the work😃

[@NickoBaggins]

I was expecting "UNLEASH THE GRAHAM KRAKEN!"

[@akillafantasy6461]

ive been listening to the maliciouscompliance playlist while sleeping and i kept having dreams about the stories you were talking about xD i would wake up a little to hear you talking about what i was just dreaming about and it felt weird

[@wpgme85]

I worked at carnivals for years. The boat doesn’t go upside down.

[@danielbair8722]

I just had a frustrating day but also just had the best laugh of my life! Police officer Steve, POS LMAO

[@esecretlangel9130]

I don’t know how many people think that they know what’s best and be surprised that it’s not working like they want

[@constantineceasar]

The good think about brain damage is I get to watch these Vids, forget I watched them, and then re watch them for more laughs.

[@KaTeaPopstars]

You are usually my go-to channel when I have a meal and wanna sit down and eat while watching something.

[@missladyhawke]

"Unleash the Graham Crackers" had me dying!

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

"steves a good guy" "his names john" SAVAGE

[@l0vely_lynx]

Sacrificing his own comfort to provide good content for us.. I wish I could give him more than one like

[@GezusJuice]

I like how you don't curse and just use alternatives like a BET movie that shit gets me everytime

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

Unleash the Graham Kraken. Come on, man, The joke was RIGHT THERE.

[@RAKAssTV]

Mexican kids be like “dad never let us turn on the AC because of bills” in 100 degree weather lol

[@ViraIshnia]

Lol! You missed an opportunity to say "release Graham Craken!"