r/Pettyrevenge Cheat on Me? I'll Ruin Your Life!

[@paden1865able]

We were told that anything left behind by the former owners was considered to be abandoned. We went through something similar with the former female owner of our house and she was constantly calling me about wanting to retrieve some items, which had been included in the sale price of the house. I told her husband about it after being bothered too many times and he shut her down hard, pointing out the list of furnishings sold along with the house. Blessed silence followed, even if she still glares daggers at me when she sees me in a store. And yes, her husband did divorce her, partly because of how she acted towards us but mostly because she was cheating on him.

[@jacthing1]

Sounds like a real gem of a women

[@excusememr5741]

This comment was a fucking ride

[@Captain-J-Amadaeus]

@@jacthing1 *woman, singular.

[@aliendxde]

the last sentence hit me like a truck

[@foxowar3953]

THAT LAST SENTENCE

[@DasSpaceAce]

If memory serves, the people who make the prank fart spray, any of them that work with bottling or mixing it, wear basically a hazmat suit at work so that they're not inundated with the smell on their clothes, hair, etc.

[@Professionalcat360]

Well that's good to know!

[@Longingtobesomeone]

Yeah, and it's made in a lab. People are careful.

[@halo129830]

This is true but they basically spare no expense they wear negative pressure suits stuff that the us armed forces and chemical biological and nuclear corps wear these suits aren’t cheap. I remember watching videos on how the stuff was made and they literally went got cleared for hazmat training they literally are trained in chemical warfare to be able to handle this stuff. So food for thought btw the video was on Vimeo but for the life of me I can’t find it

[@ovni2295]

Also they'll know which solvent can get rid of it and probably have that on hand!

[@FreakoftheAngels]

God bless unions

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

3rd story: I bet the mistress ended up getting back with him after Op dumped him. She clearly didn't have an issue with trying to fight for 'her man' even though she knew he was cheating. I bet he went back to her after being dumped and she gladly took him and looked at it like she won like he was a great prize or something. I was in a similar situation myself and after I dumped him he basically told me he would go back to her because he couldn't stand being alone even though he would rather be with me. I'm guessing he thought that would make me change my mind. I can't imagine any other reason for telling me that. It made me more sure of my decision to break up with him. He even tried to propose to keep me. I think they deserved each other.

[@AJ-zq8kv]

Hey sometimes something is better than nothing 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@aeoifjapefijl]

Birds of a feather and all that

[@DarkZoma]

FMIL promises to not announce the baby name until the baby is born. Breaks the promise not even five minutes later. Gets mad when she was lied to despite breaking her promise. Lady, this is why you were lied to. Because they knew you wouldn't keep quiet. Gossipers annoy me on that aspect. They always have to make EVERYTHING public knowledge.

[@empressmarowynn]

That's my mum. After I moved away any time we talked she just HAD to tell me all the stuff going on with her friends and people at her church. Sometimes it would even be extremely private information. Like how does she even know this stuff in the first place and why is she insisting on telling me?!

[@AriesRaenidaez]

This is why you give them the ugliest fuckin fake name you can think of. My grandma (dad's side) was a similar way, so when my mom was pregnant with my brother they told her that his name was "Ferguson Lester". Needless to say: that name ate at my grandma until he was born 4 months later. (Bonus petty points to my parents for keeping up the act about his name until she saw his actual name on his little nametag in the nursery.)

[@brandi5126]

For the baby name one, I would keep getting her false names for the giggles.

[@dracko158]

It's Charlotte Later... It's Mary. Later... It's Chara. Even more Later... It's Lilly.

[@Emeraldwitch30]

Oh and really creative ones too like Edna louise , or Mabel Marie, chrysanthemum lou, lol. Or Charlie cuz you liked Charlie's angels or something lol.

[@ShyGetsHi]

@@Emeraldwitch30 chrysanthemum lou has me howlin

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

I have a friend named Trillium, after the beautiful wild flower.

[@Emeraldwitch30]

@@jaymevosburgh3660 thats beautiful. Im in michigan and I think the trillium is our state flower. 🥰 I have white and red ones in my little wooded flower bed.

[@TheFaroe]

I am a chemist. If the fart factory is constructed properly, no one will come in contact with the fartspray untill it gets used.

[@chestpainv8fusion]

Thats a relief to hear! Hopefully the Fart factory doesnt fail 😂

[@Lab-666]

Pray there isn’t a leak it’ll be silent…but deadly 💀

[@Pan_7973]

Man just imagining that a fart factory is actually real just makes my day better

[@mikesbarn1858]

I am a fart factory.

[@caedlyon3610]

People at the fartspray factory are farttests.

[@dracko158]

Neighbor: **Kicks Fred** OP: **John Wick Intensifies** John Wick: **TRIGGERED**

[@CallMeVanEl]

lol rslash... a factory that has to produce fart spray would 200% have full body PPE to avoid what you described

[@SidereusOfTheFallen]

Let alone top notch air conditioning, filtering and purifying.

[@Grygus_Triss]

Yeah. I’m just slightly bemused that RSlash has no idea what sort of manufacturing plants are out there. What sort of noxious fumes and chemicals are produced. There are worse factories. And many of them make materials which would be essential to the modern home.

[@SidereusOfTheFallen]

@@Grygus_Triss The fumes of some of the glues used to put together drywall and fake tiles come to mind.

[@ldannu5627]

Malicious compliance and petty revenge are my favorite ! Doing laundry and making supper for the hubs,and listening to this!

[@papabear1333]

I’m an old Marine that enjoys washing dishes so my wife doesn’t have to. 😏😂👍🏼 It’s not just a woman’s job. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@TetraSky]

Yeah, that MIL is lucky to even still be in his life at all for acting like that.

[@Koko-yj1ml]

Rslash is the only Reddit channel I enjoy idk what it is this channel, voice, background, and vibe is just 🙏 and you have a lot of the same opinions as you know people with common sense. I appreciate you always coming thru in the morning for me💕

[@raidernation7427]

I love Rslash but I will say HE1T has an incredible choosingbegger voice. Very whiny.

[@paulineisme]

For me it boils down to: 1. consistency 2. good content 3. personal opinion on the story 4. no needless back and forth comment reading 5. calm but colourful voice

[@tiagobarbosa9274]

@@paulineisme agreed 🧐

[@heyhadassah]

That's me, friend. All of it. I love all of it.

[@heyhadassah]

@@paulineisme nailed it.

[@daktsuwoflcat9710]

RSlash having an existential crisis talking about factory employees making fart spray it's amazing tbh

[@Wolfe86]

They probably wear hazmat suit and decontamination unit

[@LunaP1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fanfictiondreamer7836]

My revenge for the evil woman who kicks a 16 year old dog would be to get her to smugly brag about it on camera, post it on the internet and then watch as everyone around her starts hating her for picking on an old dog. That would be a much better revenge imo.

[@maieen2665]

*Third OP:* OP is the _real_ MVP. *Fourth OP:* I usually don't condone unaliving someone, but I'd make an exception for OP's devil spawn of a neighbor. What a waste of oxygen. LOL at rSlash's story. *Fifth OP:* This OP can share the MVP title with the third OP. I would've replaced his (presumably 2-ply) toilet paper with single-ply tp, then I'd offer him gas station sushi. I'm sure the people who manufacture farts wear hazmat suits while packaging the farts for that very reason, lol.

[@silverflight01]

Story 6: I don't get why people do this. Like, why steal the spotlight constantly? What would you get from doing that?

[@tarbhnathrac]

Spotlight

[@WyntheRogue]

Main Character Syndrome, 'nuff said.

[@thepastmaster5643]

People with very boring lives that steal whatever attention they can get to hide their tediusness.

[@ScooterBond1970]

@@tarbhnathrac dang, beat me to it 😁

[@tarbhnathrac]

@@ScooterBond1970 😄

[@SuperYouFox]

The bit at the end of story number 5 with the fart spray factory reminded me of a piece of dialogue from an episode of a British kids show in the 00's. The setup: Two antagonists in an episode, once revealed as the true masterminds behind a crime reveal why they did it. They used to have a hypnotism act they performed on stage with their father. In reality, they would put the audience to sleep then pickpocket them. Once they get caught, the father gets sent to prison and the kids are left with nothing. "We had to work 12 hours a day in a stinkbomb factory! Can you imagine what that smells like?"

[@PaveMentman]

--- Are you able to still remember the name of this show and perhaps even the episode? ---

[@SuperYouFox]

@@PaveMentman The Basil Brush Show Season 6 Episode 2 Basil's Angels 2: Fox on the Run

[@theevilsmurf88]

Story 2: They would have to dispose of the candy or violate health codes in a big way. However there is NO reason they couldn't have just washed the jar out and put it back.

[@ltsgobrando]

8:52 Don't worry rSlash, making "fart spary" is extremely well explored and simple chemistry. Airtight equipment is also ubiquitous in the industrial world. Now I'm sure the fart factory has some accidents, but rest assured those poor workers aren't sat with long wooden spoons over giant vats of stink 🙄

[@trentisnothere]

Bro I would of thrown hands on the spot with the Neighbor who kicked Fred.

[@jahqwelin]

Seriously, violence is the answer sometimes

[@dracko158]

The moment the neighbor stomps off, I would've tackled her and FOOTBALL KICKED her face in, since she LOVES kicking so much.

[@Vemon.]

Violence never is correct answer, it's a question. And the answer is yes.

[@lacko623]

Absolutely! Kick my elderly dog (or any innocent animal for that matter) and your ass is hitting the ground...

[@survivedandthriving]

If someone did that to me, I would have kicked them back. 'But officer, if they were willing to kick my harmless, practically toothless, leashed, little doggy what would they have done to me? I was afraid for MY safety. No, I couldn't run away, because I am responsible for doggy who, obviously, could not run with me. So, it was totally self-defence.'

[@iamdb1990]

the irony of the MIL doing the one thing that'll get her banned from seeing the grandchild by sharing the name

[@Uhohohno319]

With the “fart factory,” they most likely wear PPE type clothing

[@sarthakchandra]

Rslash, you realise that there would probably be a quality check department for the fart spray. I'm 98% SURE that's way worse😂

[@alsanova]

Take one sniff of it... "OH GOD NO, THAT F***ING STINK!" ... * cough cough * ... "APPROVED!!" rubber stamped 😂😂

[@ScooterBond1970]

It's just like those gross flavor jelly beans (ear wax, armpit, y'know). Someone has to taste test those things. 🤮

[@alsanova]

@@ScooterBond1970 🤮🤮

[@Fred_Die]

OHHH! The gf who made her cheating bf drop the side chick before dumping him, bravo, BRAVO! It makes me so happy to know that some people know how to do the eye for an eye thing at it's best. This gives me hope for humanity

[@foreverheart8521]

6:20 “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty..”

[@gachaleaf1551]

I proposed to my now fiance. My father has been the least excited my entire relationship. He keeps saying that I could do better and basically saying that my fiance's abusive parents should pray to me for being a blessing in their life. My father criticizes the way he looks, speaks and acts. He even told me while we were talking with my cousin, about how he doesn't believe the engagement is real until we get married, before going on a long rant about how marriage is pointless and an old concept (may I remind you that he is married to my mother?). I am beond furious and with this treatment of my fiance and other things he has done to me and my mental health, I am planning to go no contact as soon as I finish school and have the money go move out

[@silverflight01]

Story 5: So basically, it's like skunk spray where it is NOT easy to get rid of. And it smells like s**t. Perfect for scumbags

[@CrashFan03]

scumbags to use or to use on scumbags?

[@silverflight01]

@@CrashFan03 The latter, of course

[@WyntheRogue]

In the event a faulty can is purchased,washing up with lemons should remove the smell from your skin. Source: Late dad was a police officer in the 1990's and came home reeking from a teargas drill. Had to leave his uniform outside to wash later on and had to shower with lemons to fully remove the components off his skin. I'm pretty sure the fart spray isn't too different.

[@MrKingArthurhk]

The mall being besieged was classic Burn, Loot, Murder.

[@kani75]

"Who even tells their FMIL the wrong name of their grandchild?" Those who knows that their FMIL values more the attention of strangers than the trust of their own family.

[@alysmith5694]

The coffee story: its common courtesy to start a new pot of coffee if you use or pour out the lasts of the coffee at work.

[@RogueCat11]

Thank you! I was looking to see if anyone else would comment on that. Like even if the coffee is cold, someone might want that. They just throw it out because "they don't like the smell". So rude.

[@alexw4482]

Second story I would have “accidentally” spilled the candy. They can’t put it back but they probably just ate it.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

work at a lab that works with soil samples of farms. most of them include poo. When I go home by train I smell horrible. The smell is everywhere, in my clothes, in my hair, in my shoes. The first thing I do is to lock away my work clothes (yeah, I gave up on them) and go to shower. I smell like strawberry afterwards.

[@Myaskill]

My class (third year of high school) once got hold of butyric acid during chemistry class and proceeded to end our feud with the first-years by dumping droplets of the stuff around their entire class room. A couple droplets near the door was enough, but my classmates went fully nuclear and dotted droplets all over the place. That room was impossible to use for over a month due to the smell.

[@PsychForCinema]

I want a sweater that says "Let's call her Karen" in all caps with the "R" in Rslash's stile with a universe in the background

[@PyraJya-Luquay]

If I recall correctly, fart spray is manufactured similarly to pepper spray/mace. That means the chemicals used to manufacture it aren't only noxious (capable of causing a horrible stench), but are also caustic (capable of causing burns). I could be wrong, but I do think they basically have to work in full hazmat gear as someone else mentioned because working with chemicals often entails working with dangerous materials that can cause serious harm to your body.

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

Story 7: That ticked me off so much at an old job of mine. I worked retail and most of the guys were on stock so morning shift, leaving mostly girls, who worked the floor for night shift. The guys would leave dirty cups, plates, and utensils in and around the sink and the general manager would tell the girls to make sure the place was clean before leaving at night. Some of the supervisors, who were girls, tried putting signs up saying "No one here is you mother, do your own dishes," but that was ignored. We tried arguing that if we weren't allowed to clock out and leave with dirty dishes left behind that the guys who had made the dirty dishes in the first place shouldn't be allowed to clock out either. So many years spent cleaning those brats dishes...

[@lynneconklin917]

That’s what.the garbage can is for. I can’t leave until it’s cleaned up? Lift, toss, crash into the garbage can. There! All cleaned up boss! I’ve done it before and had really neatnik bosses do it too. No name, no date, left dirty? It’s garbage.

[@sassyghost_8]

I used to work at one of those self-serve mall candy stores. While I enjoyed the job and had two coworkers and a manager that I got along with great, some of our younger employees would pull some crazy crap. One girl had a habit of buying her morning coffee using money from the safe when she opened. Another girl, who was an ex-employee, once came in to say hello and chat with the manager and we found out she stole $20 from the safe when we got an influx of customers. My manager was a sweet older woman and she would, sadly, never yell at them or fire anyone for this offense. That store closed a few years ago but I hope she’s doing okay.

[@CidVeldoril]

The scummiest thing about the first story is that you actually need to trick people into serving them their lawsuit. In Germany the state does that and if you try to dodge it, you lose by default.

[@ruaine83]

Dabney, I agree with you feeling bad for the people that have to manufacture the fart spray, but you know I feel worse for the guy who has to perform quality control, and just how attuned his nose must be to different fart types... Imagine this guy in a crowded elevator, and just randomly saying "Someone has a diet heavy with broccoli..."

[@TheKillerqueen40]

I feel almost as bad for him as the person who is tasked with product testing rectal thermometers.

[@Funky_Jester17]

Fun fact, surgeons in training use those kinds of fart spray! Maybe not *fart* spray, but something that smells terrible. This is because when sergeons would start on a real body, they'd be overpowered by the smell. The trainers put that smell in the training things so they can get used to operating with an absolutely atrocious smell

[@SeedlessBerry]

Petty revenge is one of my favorites because of the amount of idiots who cause people to make these stories

[@buzzoffthischannelisdeleted]

Never clicked as fast as I did this time seeing it was petty revenge! Can we get tales from tech support more?

[@bigtitmaster]

no you cant

[@craig4209]

@@bigtitmaster dont ruin our dreams

[@bigtitmaster]

@@craig4209 rslash don't read comments

[@milantosic]

i support this

[@johntumahab323]

I think the candy store people are guilty of fraud. They just assume no one will bother taking them to court over candy.

[@franl155]

I worked in a small office in a community centre; four men, one other woman. we'd often find plates etc in the sink when we came in in the morning, and would clean up. After a while we decided to stop waiting on people. We left the plates even when they started going green, and then WE got lectured by the manager for "lack of team spirit" I put a notice up "It's the maid's day off. Clear up after yourself", which lasted about fifteen minutes before it was ripped down.

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

I never expected the life of a fart spray factory worker to sound so sad.

[@annettegustafson1435]

Re--He cheated again. I laughed for several minutes on this one! Way to go, girl!

[@artisankanine3315]

One perk of fart spray job: possible desensitization from fart spray on the future if someone pranks you

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

That may be the most times I've heard anyone say the word fart in a single minute. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Samantha.K.S.Simpson]

Dabney explaining his misreading of the 4th story's title was hilarious

[@ACAB.forcutie]

Ok about the coffee story.. it's common courtesy to make more coffee if you kill the old stuff, even if you're just dumping it out

[@seabass819]

I'd imagine they'd have to wear a hazmat suit in a fart spray factory.

[@KeniYT0]

I feel like if there was a fart factory where everything smelled of farts, theyd have a decontamination room with a chemical that removes the smell from you when you leave. Something they already formulated alongside the fart spray so they would have employees because if not then that means they are only hiring people who enjoy the smell of farts and that makes me feel like we have a different laundry list of problems then!

[@RoyallyHansky]

Petty revenge is fr my favourite rslash content

[@noobfuzilado8661]

14:19 In my office, it's kind of a rule, that the person who empties the coffee leftovers and washes the Coffee pot must also brew new coffee, regardless of whether the person drinks coffee or not, so the next person doesn't have to spend their time making coffee on their break or what ever. I would probably have the same reaction as that coworker, not because she is a woman, but because it is expected of her. If you don't drink coffee, don't touch the coffee maker. Simple.

[@davidweaver4436]

Him just going on about the fart factory workers had me just losing it. XD

[@jessevancooney6963]

For the fart spray, i imagine everyone wearing hazmat suits while working in the factory

[@femalepapyrus]

The mistaken the word slug with that word got me laughing

[@wynautwarrior2161]

When I was hearing the first part of story 4, I couldn't help but hear this line from Community in my head: "I can justify racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty."

[@taylorhood653]

I can relate to the girl who was cheated on. I have a plan in place to get revenge if my man cheats. Which includes getting him arrested, destroying his career and reputation across the state since he won’t be able to afford to move once I’m done.

[@wolfiepocky539]

6:16- "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty" Me: "You can excuse racism"

[@stevenhart9709]

Rslash thinking of the working person who has to manufacture farts. This, this is why I listen to Rslash.

[@ShadiVox]

Rslash saying "I'm a total slut" gave me whiplash 😂

[@ILikeTTMLK]

Been watching these vids since 130k and probably won’t stop anytime soon keep up the content r/

[@infamous1857]

Having a fart spray manufacturer as a parent sounds the same as having a chain smoker for a parent

[@Mothman1992]

Fart factory is what my partner calls me after dairy

[@broski89]

I was dying laughing hearing rslash going on and on about the fart spray

[@MizTameRumors]

The free cup thing, not sure about OP's country but trading standards in my country say stores have to charge the label price, even if it's wrong.

[@LoudAngryJerk]

So, it's worth noting that's not really how- you know, canned fart is made. For starters, they don't peel off a fat one for 12 hours straight, to then be canned. Just in case that wasn't clear. Second, the spray itself is made from the byproducts of other products. They basically buy secondhand the chemical that produces that smell from butcher mills and various other places, then stored in a chemical vat, which is air tight and they wear reusable hazmat suits. Source: I used to work for a company that sold them, and I've toured a few of the plants that made them.

[@mleskoyeah1464]

Imagine telling your friends “yes I just got a new job….I make fart spray…

[@scottkendrix6231]

In the candy story, my gut tells me that the two employees probably were pulling a scam and pocketing the money they were charging for the cups that were supposed to be free.

[@XzXxLIZXzXx]

Finally on time for an Rslash vid for once 🤣

[@billsoo306]

Not sure what the active ingredients in fart spray are, but it's likely to be mercaptans and/or indoles. Indoles are kind of interesting. At high concentrations they have a heavy fecal odor but at very low concentrations, it's fragrance is flowery. So a person working at the fart spray factory may well come home smelling like flowers instead of poop.

[@lilcactus8079]

OMG story 2 with the candy has me cringing. I work in a candy store and whenever this does happen, where a customer decides not to get the candy, we NEVER put the candy back. If it was in a jar or a cup then we can wash those with sanitizer and resell that but when it comes to candy it always gets thrown out that way we don’t risk cross-contamination. Hearing R/slash say we would probably put the candy back has me reeling, that’s disgusting 😭🍭

[@A-Microwave]

second story, if it was found out they put the candy and jars back that someone touched they could get fined, as it's considered contaminated food

[@AdorableFloof1999]

So 4th story, that neighbor and OP are both lucky Fred is old. Dachshunds are a breed that can be very bad about biting.

[@KingHayabusa384]

"AITA for destroying someone's property? "Yes"

[@thumbs.down.]

I want to mention that I feel like I'm tripping out rn, because my dad found your channel, and is playing it on the TV while I watch this video

[@BigRed1595044]

Lol, RSlash though he’d get to read a script for Lemon Stealing Whores 😂 but no, slugs in the garden it was.

[@DysphoricGreens]

Story two: Bf: PLEASE DON'T LEAV ME BABE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU! Gf: Obviusly you can if you keep inviting someone else over for fun times. Bf: But babe, YOU'RE the only one! Gf: Then why is your rod being double dipped? Bf: But, but you're the only one who can satisfy me! Gf: Huh, that's not what your other gf told me!

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

The clerk in the 2nd story should be on probation or to be fired

[@willby1570]

Hi I'm a long time fan (been watching for about 3 years) and I really love your content it's great for passing time, listening too in bed or just when I am playing games Please keep posting and I'll keep supporting :)

[@elizabethlewis3327]

I wonder if the people who work at the fart factory have gone "nose blind"? Thanks for the laugh. I needed it. 🤣

[@angelr194]

When handling hazardous chemicals, you can't touch them or be near them without proper protection, so don't worry, those workers don't get to house stinking to high hell. It's done usually by machines.

[@skeletonbone]

on the second story with the candy: i work at a dessert place and whenever we have an order that’s not right we just keep them and eat them later so the employees probably got some free candy out of that

[@skeletonbone]

since we can’t put stuff that’s already been prepared back the managers would rather the food not go to waste and let us take what we want instead of just putting it in the trash

[@Nekulturny]

Are you kidding me? If someone walked up to me and kicked one of my sister's dogs I was taking care of, they would have the worst day of their life. Nothing says "I'm ready to get beaten up" like kicking someone's dog.

[@GoGsApostle]

8:41 Fill a gallon jug or few with piss, let it fester in the sun for awhile, then find creative places to pour it, like inside someone's car (Thanks dad for that one~)

[@k3upikachu]

Omg I'm crying laughing at your fart factory tangent 😂😂😂

[@Josh_the_jester]

12:20 also OP (but mosty her SO) gave her a vary clear boundary of "DON'T"

[@daedubois9428]

Crabby neighbor? Toss cat nip seeds over the fence. Brings all the cats to the yard! 😁

[@Pan_7973]

8:53 Rslash, imagine the person that has to test the potency of the fart

[@muraalia]

Don't ask people who don't drink coffee to make coffee, you'll just get bad coffee :D (I don't drink doffee and rarely make any, so when I try it usually comes out bad.)

[@nicholassanabria6493]

The fart spray one remains me of my future aunt in law bought that stuff and spayed that stuff as a prank but that stuff is kind of powerful because it ruins fabric of any kind Also the future mother in law story makes me kind of glad I’m not really really close to my future in laws (there not bad people they just bring drama where ever they go just like my family so I keep my distance sometimes)

[@munchie3909]

That woman who kicked Fred deserved that

[@blue_got_vibez187]

9:15 If they were manufacturing those farts, wouldn’t it be safe to assume that they wore lab coats or something? I feel like that would really work

[@Obsessedwithanimation]

“She tried to kick poor fried” *sigh* I guess it’s time for John Whick mode

[@matthew9326]

My aunt has posted every picture of my cousin. He is out of college but she still posts middle school and high school pictures. As soon as she started doing this I talked to my mom and told her not to do this.

[@DieselCrawler86]

Screw the slugs, round up baby! Ya my neighbour pissed me off so after he tossed like 10K into his backyard (flowers trees etc) I swapped his fertilizer with pure round up. Ahhhh ya

[@CrochetIsLife54]

OP must do the dishes because she’s the only woman working there. The boss is an AH, big time. When I was in the military, I was one of the first women allowed into a formerly all-male job. They wanted me to clean the ashtrays (it was the 1970s, no restrictions on smoking). I don’t smoke, so I told them no. Then they wanted me to make coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I don’t know how to make it, either. They had one of those huge urns like you find in a restaurant or chow hall. I decided to compromise. I told them to set it up the night before (it was quite heavy and I am very petite). When I get in at the crack of dawn, I would plug it in for them. Next shift, I plug in the urn. They hadn’t cleaned it from the previous day! The results were revolting apparently. I was never asked to make coffee again.

[@jweaver9089]

i think the last story fits malicious compliance better

[@JamesDoe67]

Kicking my dog or a dog of a familymember - slugs would be her tiniest problem.