RT Cut Short #50 [July 2018 Week 2]

[@shiny_swablu]

"I never said headlight fluid" was such a power move tho. The way he just looked Burnie straight in the face. I never thought Gavin Free could ever perform a power move so strong

[@shatteredreality_513]

And that mic drop after he said it made that move even stronger...

[@swordude40]

A real goddamn power move would be for Burnie to immediately redact Gavin's redaction of headlight fluid so it was back in the books

[@Satherian]

Gavin: "Wait, so we can make it like it never happened?" Me: "Oh, he's gonna go with the headligh..." Gavin: "I never said headlight fluid."

[@tychoazrephet3794]

"I felt good about myself for 18 seconds." -The Geoff Ramsey Story

[@LoveThomas07]

ME EVERYDAY

[@Rockspencer12]

It's a short story

[@ZeldaNerd137]

I think Gavin’s microphone joke is one of my favorite things he ever said 😂

[@Arkatox]

Ashley: I love love. Adam: I love Joel.

[@carbonphantom1]

1:35 When geoff has a fucking stroke in the middle of his rant XD

[@longshanks7863]

Gavin still said wiper juice though.

[@meaty_ochre]

longshanks7 I am sure Gavin could sit there for hours retracting things from previous videos. “Does rocks float on lava?” “People like grapes” etc.

[@merrick2792]

That's a thing that exists though.

[@I_EAF_19882]

Wiper juice is a more lamens term for windshield washer fluid.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

haha loophole.

[@Paul-ul9ep]

people do like grapes tho

[@randomguy3080]

Gavin’s immediate regret at 10:27 lol that just “aw shit”

[@greengaleproductions]

12:54 Did anybody notice that right after he said "I never said 'Headlight Fluid'," the first noise we hear is one guy yelling "NO!" before the roar of the audience?

[@nikobaston8089]

The guy yelled "NO!" before he said it, he tried to stop him

[@Docteroftime]

What is Joel. I mean really? I have being watching since 2008 and I don’t know what he does.

[@CrazedJacob]

He rants about gold on twitter. I think he's paid to make everyone else in the company look better.

[@napper8960]

GOLD!

[@I_EAF_19882]

Sledge main lmao I hope you're joking... RT doesn't keep him in the company just to do rvb...

[@OiWhiskey]

Docteroftime Everyone working at Roosterteeth thinks the same way.

[@voice2982]

_What is Joel._

[@schana96]

would have killed me if after the "I never said headlight fluid", they took down the RTAA of it, censored and redacted it, and re-uploaded it again without any mention of it

[@Wahbun]

After this weeks fore honor his anger in ahwu makes way more sense xD

[@PlayPodOG]

i would be angry as well. i feel geoffs pain

[@wildquakeofsrg6147]

“I never said headlight fluid” SNAP

[@ahfan2066]

OOOOO! That hurt! WHY MUST YOU?

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

9:45 How are you holding that microphone right now? *Oh my God how am I holding this?*

[@DaWhimsicalOne]

As soon as I heard Burnie bring up retracting a statement I just knew Gavin would take back headlight fluid😂😂

[@darthdratinni1468]

I was hoping instead of headlight fluid he was going to say “forgetting megs birthday”

[@kogo21]

I saw he was going to say headlight fluid from a mile away on that podcast

[@meaty_ochre]

What’s all this about headlight fluid? What does that even mean, and who even said that originally? This never happened in something RoosterTeeth made.

[@adaml83]

Yeah it did, like RT podcast 30 something. Some ghost..or I'm gonna blame Jack now. That and in RvB season 1...IIRC

[@thetydalwave_]

Meaty_ Ochre I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thevoidlord1796]

adaml83 *wooosh*

[@Razzlewolfflight]

Well now I miss "How To."

[@zdemonlord]

Keep up the good work man. As long as there is RoosterTeeth there needs to be a Hembo.

[@Ninosai]

I didn't watch the 500th podcast and I still knew what Gavin wanted to retract.

[@fizzysquish]

9:46 i feel like this was a power move at first and then it just devolved after everyone raised their hands..maybe it is just a American thing?..

[@chilledstep9360]

Little late, but I'm American and never had a typing class. I just learned from being on a computer.

[@Murica_gaming]

@@chilledstep9360 even later I'm from Ohio and I definitely had typing classes for 2 years in middle school lol

[@discryptency]

As soon as Gavin said I want to retract something. I instantly knew it was going to be the headlight fluid 😂😂😂😂

[@The2econd3vil3xes]

"I love love." "...I love Joel. 😁" _I love Adam_

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

5:03 funniest fucking thing in a long time. Thanks for compiling, Hembo!!!

[@catastropheinbound4767]

“I never said headlight fluid.” Barbara just nods at that. No other reaction but nodding and a faint smile.

[@emperorgodspellx7724]

5:04 i ugly laugh everytime

[@Cadefullerton14]

what golf video was geoff talking about at 1:15?????

[@joeh1865]

When did Gavin say headlight fluid? He never said that. 😉

[@emeralde4694]

Im pretty sure it was podcast... wait what podcast did he say headlight fluid? none? hm..

[@YuGiJoe89]

It's one of their most popular Animated Adventures!

[@emeralde4694]

I know

[@liamwillauer9677]

Yeah, never happened. EVER

[@I_EAF_19882]

YuGiJoe89 I dont know what you're talking about.

[@masterxl97]

Barbara Dunce-leman.

[@electronix259]

I can't believe we're already at #50. Damn how time flies.

[@DarthRoyGBiv]

I learned to type on my own. We weren't offered any computer classes until high school where I'm from. If you had to write a report before then (which we did) you already had to know how to type.

[@STAXXX313]

seeing Adam charge at someone looks terrifying.

[@criptex4409]

“I never said headlight fluid” 😂

[@tannerheffley1211]

RT should get you a show for first members where you do Cut Short and How-Do-Words-Good with First content.

[@kd204]

I taught myself how to type when I was younger. Then when I came into 4th grade, our computer time turned into typing lessons-I typed maybe a decent 30-50WPM before the class. Learning via typing lessons kinda sucked for me since I hated using other fingers besides my thumbs to reach the bottom letters, but to each their own I guess.

[@Zeangrydrunk]

Burnie's massage story

[@GoldenSun5631]

The cringe was so real that I went back so far in my chair that I almost fell off of it. Damn, poor burnie and it was sent to someone REALLY high in the games industry haha XD.

[@Nmille98]

🤣

[@JoseRamirez-ix3du]

I miss How To

[@LightApawcalypse]

I fucking lost it when joel said he hurt his groin

[@derserequiem]

you should've done quick cuts to alllll the "oh geoff! you hit me!" moments before the meltdown to see the gradual drop but goddamn that's still good

[@Natyral20]

What a fucking power move from Gavin.

[@ISAFMobius18]

that's weird, why did Gavin say head light fluid? I have no recollection of him ever saying that

[@ed4pints]

His made me miss how to with Adam and joel

[@GLXYShift]

I never said headlight fluid I’m dead 😂😂😂👏🏻

[@Collsy100]

I still can't tell! Did Geoff hit Jack or not?

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

Gavin was perfect at the end with denying Headlight Fluid, But if that part went further you should've added more.

[@ClaireDoesMinecraft]

no but seriously hembo , when are you getting hired ?! 😂

[@ryangreenwood3036]

I never said head light fulid lmao 😂😂 😂

[@Blakeromega]

You can literally see Burnie getting angry at Gavin

[@viridian4168]

9:30 10:17

[@-Cosmic]

anyone got a clip of andy calling always open the finger me podcast?

[@calebshelton6305]

It’s a first-member only show, so you can see it on their site. They don’t let people post it, that’ll just make the whole first-member only part pointless.

[@xSplitGamingx]

Caleb Shelton which episode did he say it in?

[@calebshelton6305]

Korrupt Gaming the most recent On the Spot: For the Win. Whichever that is.

[@xSplitGamingx]

Caleb Shelton I found it. I was looking at wrong show. Thanks tho

[@Maetheway]

I've never heard of typing classes before today. I'm assuming it's an American thing?

[@AzuraRaijin]

SharpShooter Yes. Teaches how to type fast.

[@loonylenny]

Gavin looked really small on off topic. Because he was in between two giants.

[@corleonefernandes7157]

Gavin should've asked 'have any of you used AIM or MSN messenger had to take a typing class that would've been interesting xD I learned to touch type because of chat programs.

[@BBoyDrkNova]

Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, why?

[@carbonphantom1]

Geoff: Who hit-de beeh de bleeeh

[@shyfrog3731]

Gavin being able to type normally based off of just instinct just goes to show how intelligent he is.

[@PlayPodOG]

headlight fluid

[@lyca7016]

RIP the Trump line from Gavin as well.

[@beeeennnnnnn]

HEY IM BACK *DIES* 😂😂😂

[@DirectorTurnerable]

head light fluid is literally from like RT podcast 30 hahaha

[@MxMivx]

50 more until 100th special

[@YameMishina]

I kinda regret saying that Geoff is starting to look like shit..... ^^;