RT Cut Short #8 [July 2017 - Week 2 and 3]

[@Blakeromega]

Jon coming up from under the table completely disheveled is hilarious every time

[@lukeconner127]

"Open up your butt, here comes The President" -Geoff Ramsay 2017

[@bloodmournethefirst1935]

Lukas Conner “I sort of just spread my cheeks” -Gavin Free

[@beeeennnnnnn]

why are you so good to us, Hembo?

[@kodyschulze3688]

beeeennnnnnn because he's the best

[@MegaKrayZay]

0:05 "This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!"

[@lv.2073]

Nice

[@godmaster20]

I love how Lindsay says "Ye" at 9:36

[@lucasf1060]

Michel’s head snap at 39:34 kills me

[@Thenerd1110]

13:45 Michael genuine reaction to shanon is hilarious lol

[@joeh1865]

Bethany and Chris are intellectually perfect for each other

[@maximus9401]

Dude, the amount of time you spend sifting through content and editing and making all the videos that you do. It's freaking insane. You do probably as much work if not more than all of Achievement Hunter's editing team. It's just amazing. Truly a hero

[@sambojorquez8436]

Jeremy yelling SHIT in ultimate chicken horse has to be one of the most genuine things I’ve heard in my life.😂

[@plootoisaplanet]

luv ya hembo. making content for us day after day even after rtx

[@jadeebananas]

Came here after learning about linkin park because i remembered watching the part with jeremy knowing every song on the album - rest in peace chester

[@exmachin3926]

Andy's so drunk, it's hilarious.

[@nico2024]

Love that Miles just Griffin vored the banana. No preamble, just a cronch

[@KweenOrion]

17:29 3- 2- 1- *CRACK*

[@raito862]

Wait there's a Rick And Morty style Slow Mo Guys shirt?! Holy fuck!

[@mazder360]

I so love the crowd's reaction to the knuckle cracking, its like every person made the same AWWWW sound

[@4840nick]

The way Miles ate the banana was such a power move

[@jameswalker6384]

Greg calling the crowd to the stage is still gold

[@Satherian]

As a History minor, some of the answers on that podcast killed me a bit. Especially King Arthur.

[@predator4539]

Satherian i cringed so hard

[@openthinker6562]

As a future history MAJOR, it killed me inside.

[@gabubabu7232]

31:33 I guess Micheal didn't train Gabe well enough

[@katrinakrystal5922]

"Andrew was a train reck" this quote was comeing from THE FUCKING CHEESE MASTER ... I may also have been drinking

[@kindle9597]

2:15 CRONCH

[@agentmanitoba0188]

Knuckle cracking is the greatest sound ever

[@tylerjamison2462]

Lets just all agree that the knuckles cracking sounds like someone ripped ass in a very silent, echoing room. 17:14

[@Almentikk]

Gavin sneaking in to the room is hilarious

[@Asgardian30]

I love how when Michael is complaining about Ryan on the mastermind heist Jeremy can be seen in the background wearing a good mythical morning T-shirt. Lol

[@jacobmwk]

did.... did jeremy kill Chester Bennington?

[@LinLP]

my heart drop when i saw lindsay make the iron armor in skyfactory

[@lawwilliams7591]

Wait where did Gavin read his first text convo with Michael? It looks like the Trones Let's Watch...but I just binged that and I don't remember it at all!

[@jadelily18]

I like how Jeremy and I both know Hybrid Theory by heart lmao

[@GuiGonJohn]

Micheals boss nash is amazing! "ITS A NEW CAR! EBUEBUEBUEBUE!" the best thing ever!!

[@bronykiller8129]

Id like to point out that Jeremy is wearing a good mythical morning shirt in one of these

[@Shield0rHeal]

That horse has Front Back

[@gwenchaanaa769]

oh my god the fucking butter argument

[@ashleyallin1981]

Drunk Andy is the best 😂😂😂😂

[@bigzam4546]

Gus and Burnie is why I hate most conversations about butter

[@MrSmileyCo]

WOW! I knew it was going to be long but I didn't expect this. Not complaining though :)

[@rainingcab]

Mr.Smiley&Co. that's what she said

[@MrSmileyCo]

Catherine Byrd Oh I see that now :)

[@matthewcasey4014]

Mr.Smiley&Co. bow chicka bow wow

[@Rez_Boy117]

24:40 why does he look like Eric Andre for a second there

[@tacomaster9128]

where is the Normandy ? The Citadel

[@Hank..]

Larry's mead fiasco is proof that tabletop RPG style crit fails are real

[@TheSlaughterGod]

i work in a grocery store and i dont know what gus is talking about with buying one stick of butter

[@RandomAmerican3000]

I worked at a store that did that. A long time ago. Have not seen such since then.

[@TheBaldMuppet]

Can you make a best drunk moments it would be so funny!

[@jsmit9063]

I'm so upset the Gavin or Google got cut off

[@JJ-ml7pq]

Fucking hell, shouldn’t have had my phone at max volume for that intro bit. ☠️☠️☠️ I wasn’t even wearing headphones....

[@xClaydogzx]

17:32 wow i thought cracking my knuckles was bad but OUCHIE

[@PeterWDawson]

I usually like On the Spot, but I usually dislike Greg Miller. I figured I'd see the highlights in this and see if it would spur me to watch the latest episode. It did not. Thank you for being so reliable, Hembo, without you I might have watched more of it.

[@stannisbaratheon7985]

A tub of butter is the answer to this debate

[@HammerdWalrus]

The Rimmy Track should have been called the Rimmy Tonka.

[@nikobaston8089]

4:15 Does Ryan's nose seem slanted to any one else?

[@CptObvious]

The one part of the Bethany Knows Stuff segment that has always confused me is how she could possibly think veins are outside your body. If you just look at your arm all you'll see is skin (and maybe hair depending on who you are). Why does she think veins are outside her body if she's never seen them? Though I'm also not sure how any of them thought that King Arthur, the guy that pulled a sword out of a stone, had a watery tart throw a (magic) sword at him, and knew a wizard named Merlin, could possibly be a real person.

[@TheOneTrueErica]

Anyone else want an Animated Adventure of 36:23?

[@DaTFlySh0t]

35:12 Jack sounds like goofy

[@OpTiuMDezo]

at 17:32 it is like 7000 wet farts all at once and i love it for some odd reason

[@thomasbundy8423]

Drunk Andy is embarrassing and hilarious

[@taylorhickey]

Man I miss Andy. So sad he got laid off. 💔

[@itstealeaf]

I've been wondering.. What happened? Why did he have to be laid off?

[@taylorhickey]

@@itstealeaf it sucks I thought he was a great addition to the AH crew :(

[@taakowastaken3287]

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fuckin' quick at 24:15

[@StrangeGingerr]

This video was how I learned that it is apparently normal to really try and wash your asshole

[@tunezjunkie87]

16:18 How is Gavin so freaking dense?!

[@DAFPvnk]

I love Bethany, she's delightful :D

[@spaceninja200]

Holy shit! Jeremy killed Chester Bennington from Linkin Park @2:55

[@jmandab0143]

When did they open the yard long snickers bar? I sent that in months ago and just saw it in the part ten criminal masterminds web cam.

[@The2econd3vil3xes]

Oh, Gus goes to WholeFoods. That's why he can find single sticks of butter. I've NEVER seen that ever.

[@superposition3717]

holy shit, is normandie (normandy) its own country.... im fucking blown away...

[@randomguy3080]

I’m with Gavin on the washing his butt thing

[@friendlyblackperson]

The risemongler looks like Jon snow If he is I'm a idiot

[@ButterfieldEric]

The butter convo has to be the worst topic ever. Yes Gus, you can buy one stick of fancy butter, for the price of a case of Land O Lakes.

[@glorysky1998]

0:06

[@MCTaezer]

HEB is just better than Whole Foods.

[@viridian4168]

10:14

[@LightApawcalypse]

Anybody think bethant looks like kera

[@4840nick]

17:29

[@I_EAF_19882]

Wow Greg is funny

[@Ahobgood1]

14:30 now i know why andy got let go

[@Rolach]

Have they even heard of butter dishes?

[@greggreg3209]

Wow fortnite footage pre battle royal

[@edgarchavez351]

Bethany is so pretty

[@CptObvious]

How else do you think she's made it as far in life as she has?

[@jbfarley]

@@CptObvious dumbass child

[@shyfrog3731]

Remember when Trump's presidency was easy to joke about, and now the country is fucked nine ways from Europe?

[@Battle986]

Jeremy ended Linkin park

[@teenageoperator7246]

“I said something Tumblrites wouldn’t like.” ie. he said something insensitive, c’mon man be better

[@canadianmoth]

To be fare tumblr can go a little over board sometimes

[@jbfarley]

Stupid comment

[@jbfarley]

Nope, tumblrites are massively hypersensitive and need to quit trying to be offended

[@vadoom3353]

honestly i liked batman vs superman screw the masses

[@WruceBayne]

You may have liked it, but that doesn't mean it's not an objectively bad movie.