RT Podcast: Ep. 296

[@BeastFormal]

This podcast made me realize how AMAZING Chris is at telling stories. Everything about that dog story at the end was freaking perfect; The long build up, the delivery, and just the way he told the whole thing in general. xD I think when Chris doesn't have to "compete" with Gavin or someone who's more fluent on the podcast, he really has some funny things to say. Bravo. :)

[@chronicler3429]

*Looks at comments on website* *Looks at comments on KZbin* *Gets popcorn*

[@agenttennessee]

Hey man, share.

[@chronicler3429]

MixmasterWright *Gets a second bucket full of popcorn for MixMasterWright*

[@skylerking8688]

iChronicler Hey man, share but could you not add butter?

[@chronicler3429]

skyler king Blake! *Doesn't add butter, but still gets a few napkins just in case*

[@skylerking8688]

Oh yea and a pickle too please.

[@MrCubanbear]

Oh Brandon and Chris are on another podcast? Fuck yeah dude. Already listened to it from last week it's pretty great.

[@shosray]

I always love Chris on the podcast, and Aaron is awesome too! I'd love to see them on the podcast more!

[@scotttomes3507]

Yeah Chris is really cool

[@4ziku]

I stayed up late to do a report due tomorrow, and now I will show my willpower by resisting the temptation of watching this in the middle of the night... then later I'll reward myself for my efforts by watching it in the afternoon AND listening to the latest one right after

[@TheMagicmandan]

So, that's literally the most random profile picture ever. He dies lol.

[@Henrysmith537]

Why didint you do it earlier?

[@RazorpineVideos]

FARADAY???!??

[@TheMagicmandan]

Razorpine Videos yeah!

[@breadVIPER255]

I enjoyed this group of hosts very much. I honestly wouldn't mind seeing this team more.

[@LukeWalker789]

Oh my god I'm crying with laughter at Chris's dog story plus his questions to the group, he's like the new Gavin when he is away hah xD

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

My dog passed away in September. He was my best friend, and I really miss him.

[@whosansel]

Sorry to hear about your loss man.

[@catalinaga]

Alright man but.. it's a dog.

[@Markenjiru]

I hear you... My mom had our dog put down in August. He was 16, so I (being 27) spent most of my life with him. Catalinaga, only people who never had a dog can say something like that, no offence. You just don't know.

[@TommyT_]

catalinaga Fuck off

[@benshocker7393]

MAN I love Rooster Teeth for ALWAYS posting the podcast at the right time.

[@kidsmack1012]

34:24 poprocks story had me rolling for days. Aarons impression of this old dude has got to be on my top 10 list of funniest things in the world

[@victoriatatro1024]

Everyone needs to stop complaining about the people they choose to put on the podcast. The reason they probably haven't done Gus Bernie Gavin and Barbara for a while is because they were on almost every podcast for a long while. Personally I think Chris is really funny and Brandon's okay to. And in reference to past podcast people complained on Miles and Kerry are hilarious. I don't think they're forcing it at all. They're basically a bunch of friends sitting around making conversation about whatever comes up. Not every conversation you have with your friends makes you bust a nut laughing. I like seeing all different people on the podcast it's nice to have variety.

[@joseph2282000]

Actually, they are filming a movie right now and most of the people who are usually on the podcast are out filming the movie.

[@catalinaga]

AhhRoosters ILoveToMailLetters that escalated quick

[@Justin-K]

I'm pretty sure they're busy with Lazer Team

[@FogFTW]

okay when was the last time gus, gavin, burnie, and barbara were all on a podcast together. it was like one time in the past 3 months. I want the original podcast crew

[@ahlabaster]

Ok, Gus burnie and Geoff it is!!!! Because they are the original podcast crew....

[@Chris-sn3sj]

That wasn't the original crew at all.... But for those listed Gavin has been filming Lazer Team

[@SoHappyYoshi]

We all want geoff.

[@TheGameNerd96]

***** Geoff was on a Podcast last week. He was on the Comics Podcast.

[@three2semicolon]

Gavin and Burnie are both working on Lazer Team

[@sethb1689]

Chris is by far one of my favorites for the podcast, just behind Gavin.

[@TheCubanAmerican]

Aaron Is actually really funny. Its refreshing to have cool new people on the podcast

[@CamsEssnce]

Why is the YT comments so aids when the RT website's is great.

[@BlackForest147]

Because youtube comments are 12 year olds

[@NervaNerva98]

BlackForest147 you're 12 years old too... yay friend

[@CamsEssnce]

BlackForest147 Those are really old comments.

[@MikeSenaSena]

I agree. Too Sweet me, good brother

[@user-ih9ie2et3h]

Because most of the YT community is absolute trash.

[@calcay17]

To all the people complaining about people appearing on the podcast due to lazer team filming, it doesn't take a year just to film scenes so Gavin will be back once they hit post, also Aaron Chris and Brandon are all super cool and deserve more screen time :)

[@solah7990]

The way Chris kills conversations is fucking hilarious he is gold

[@nrs10001]

Great group this week, they should have Aaron on more

[@jackmp4054]

Am i the only fan who likes brandon?

[@CodeOssyria]

no, I do too

[@freedomheart2444]

I love Brandon

[@superubermawile]

brandon is awesome

[@patrickharrison6160]

Well, you found the other three....

[@Thefiremouse27]

I like Brandon, I don't know why everyone hates. His awkwardness is funny in a way.

[@JJcDAmAn1]

Chris' face when he said "It's a Tentacruel". He looked so serious!

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

I say this as a young hetero-sexual man who is neither overweight, nor physically disfigured, only a bit short, being 5'2". Not gonna lie, between Blaine and Aaron on the podcasts, I feel like they set a high standard for male appearance and it makes me self-conscious and ashamed of my own body... Basically, they are both attractive, able-bodied young men and I am jealous of their physique and how I will never be able to compare to them.

[@SleepySigh]

Burnie and Gus were regularly on the podcast for an eternity and a half, and they both look like pretty normal guys. You wanna complain about beauty standards, every single woman who has ever been on this podcast is pretty. Barbara, Kara, Griffon, etc etc. When you work in show biz, people tend to be more attractive.

[@joshanderson3961]

JulianimeIsAmazing that's not really true, anyone can be as physical well built if they train.

[@Santa111Cruz]

Don't skip leg day and you're fine

[@catalinaga]

how old are you?

[@JulianimeIsAmazing]

There's a pretty fair balance between stupid discussions and more or less helpful ones, so I will make a few things clear: I am 22 I may or may not want to exaggerate just how short 5'2" actually is, but I know that it honestly is just straight up short Blaine's insecurities don't mean much to me since, whether he agrees or not, the general consensus is that he is an attractive man I shouldn't have to change my body or my living routines just to satisfy some general idea of what an attractive man should look like I am lucky enough that I am physically fit, in good health, and honestly borderline underweight, I shouldn't have to, after all of my hours of hard work, spend my free time pumping at a gym to disfigure my body from what its natural fitness is... And yet it's the body type that is deemed most attractive. As far as comedies go, whenever the protagonist is an average male, and his girlfriend or wife sees a large muscular man go by, she checks him out and the joke implies that obviously the larger (not in fat) man, is OBVIOUSLY more attractive, and I say it's unfair that THAT is considered the obvious and that I have to try to measure up to that...

[@emrychloe]

the first few minutes of the podcast taught me more about home finance than my entire time in high school

[@saturnstar792]

really enjoying having chris and aaron on the podcast

[@showright5518]

These four just go so well together, got so many stupid laughs out of this podcast, keep them coming :)

[@jxey1]

I really like this mix of people on the podcast! really funny and enjoyable to watch.

[@wonderwoop]

I swear I already burst out laughing everytime before Chris even starts to tell his stories. The dog story man, I fucking died.

[@alphanight3272]

Snappin bae as I watch the RT podcast. Life could not be better!

[@ForeRunnerODST]

This podcast is full of material for an Animated Adventure

[@DagobahDan]

As an employee of chipotle, you are the perfect example of every customer we hate, Chris.

[@theogbeandip8259]

You don't have the right to complain if you work at chipotle.

[@Sythriox]

Brandon is like the dude version of meg, lol. no one can give a good reason as to why they dont like him though, he actually adds to the conversations, and he says some of the funniest shit.

[@lonewolf7613]

Damn why so much hate on Brandon

[@Cadam_]

People hate change. Jon, make that a shirt!

[@user-nf5ye4vn7z]

I have nothing against him personally but I feel like he's filler for the podcast

[@PannyKat]

and have Brandon's face on it!

[@VidarsArt]

Brandon... More like BranDON'T Jk

[@Thnkrgames]

Because he is always wrong, and i'm still sore from the Doctor Who spoilercast

[@Sammysosa3]

My cat is 16 or 17 and I am 16 and we have grown up together, she has always been there my whole life so when she passes it will devastate me... She sleeps with me every night and sits on my lap when i'm on the computer. I don't think I am going to have animals when I get older because of how bad it will be for me when they die.

[@knifelover73]

You'll be okay, And hey some cats live to be 20.

[@Sammysosa3]

My last cat lived to be 22 haha my mom is a vet

[@knifelover73]

That's cool. I had a cat that lived to 22.

[@TheOdd]

I'm 18 and have a 13 year old Yorkshire Terrier and she's still pretty energetic at times and does a lot of stupid funny stuff, although she does like lying around and snoring a lot, and I'll be very upset when she passes away. Even when my previous dog died when I was 4 and my cat when I was 5 I was still incredibly upset even though, at least now, can't remember that much about them.

[@LoyalistViral]

Why can't we have someone like Patrick on the podcast. The dude deserves to show his face which how much time he spends in the control room

[@erikboraas1419]

can gavin and chris please be in a podcast together? that would be the best thing ever

[@domounpluggedwins4080]

I enjoy having different people on the podcast. After having Gavin and Barbara for 30 podcasts in a row it's nice having a variety. I wish they would switch up the group more often. I loved this podcast!

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

Why is no one drinking in this podcast? Oh, nevermind, Chris has a beer. #BringBackDrunkTank

[@powerpow365]

They said that the podcast is pretty much Drunk Tank but with a different name because no company would sponsor something with "drunk" in the name

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

I know that, but it seems like nobody really drinks anymore..

[@Catdemondarkness]

Cody Panton Do they /always/ have to drink during a podcast though? I don't see any problem with a podcast being... Hmm... mostly sober, now and again.

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

Catdemondarkness Not when I'm drinking! I need to feel like I'm not that much of an alcoholic :(

[@mattafields]

I'm glad we cover how the ocean is both terrifying and completely terrible in this episode. I hate it when people try to defend the water and how it's so innocent...

[@mandarinPine9onXbox]

Gus' high school sounds like a good time. ;-)

[@Aleckxszandre]

The discussion about their first sponsor blows my mind. They're now further from their first sponsored episode, than they are from the beginning of the podcast to their first sponsored episode. Time flies, man.

[@mindofmyown333]

FYI watch this podcast. It's really funny. Don't just skip it because it's not the usual crew. This crew is awesome

[@spanishman3]

one of my favorite podcasts. Coudnt stop laughing

[@divide1192]

I hit save right after finishing my essay, and Gus said, "I think it's time to end the podcast." God I love these, perfect homework distractions.

[@mattgiven8751]

I found it way too funny when Aaron replies to Chris's what do fish drink thing with, "Huh, sand."

[@Niallmchuuugh]

"Where's the usual podcast crew!!111!!" Stfu, if you love Burnie and Gav so much you'd know they are filming a movie and won't be on a podcast (regularly if at all anyway) for at least 3 months. (Maybe two now)

[@millieparker5673]

Chris was amazing in this podcast, he seems much more comfortable and he was hilarious

[@WildxLemon]

RT site : Yay! We love the rotating cast. YT comments : Boo! We want the old podcast crew back.

[@jackbrian3780]

"The answer to this question differs, depending on whether you're talking about saltwater fish or freshwater fish. Freshwater fish do not actively drink water, but absorb the water through their skin and gills. On the other hand, saltwater fish do actively drink sea water. Their gills process the water and take out the salt. The salmon is an interesting example of a fish that lives in both fresh and salt water, and consequently, they have the characteristics of both types of fish. Salmon are born in fresh water, and migrate to the ocean. While living in the ocean, they drink saltwater by opening their mouth; their gills then rid their bodies of the salt and minerals. When the salmon enters freshwater streams to spawn, they stop drinking the water and instead absorb it through osmosis (osmosis means that the water passes through the cells of the fish's skin into its body).

[@deathbymugging]

To answer Chris' fish question - "Freshwater fish do not actively drink water, but absorb the water through their skin and gills. On the other hand, saltwater fish do actively drink sea water. Their gills process the water and take out the salt."

[@Doomsdayman70]

I enjoy the podcast regardless of who's on it.

[@marilynsparks5931]

I love how Aaron knows Chris so well: 58:56. He knows exactly what Chris is going to say and stops him immediately.

[@Crizal00]

It's really sad that people miss out on such a great podcast because they "don't like" somebody. This one was really personal as well. I don't know if Gus told stories about his school before but this is some heavy suit.

[@JacobiIsLost]

The song at the end sounds nice,I want to hear more of it!

[@ernestosera7758]

I like how brandons shirt keeps riding up and he never notices it

[@XvoseEthereal]

Getting blazed before going in for the rt podcast worth Chris

[@RagmaticalRachel]

Awesome crew thats for posting! I lkke mixing it up!

[@Thedogydawg1]

Chris is smokin that good shit.

[@LaurenGrass]

Aaron❤️❤️❤️ omg yes. I flipped shit when I saw he was on. And of course, gotta love Chris just as much.

[@AamitMorthos]

Hearing Gus talking about his school makes Charlottesville High School sound enjoyable...

[@cameronyeet]

I thought Aaron was entertaining in this podcast, would be great to see him in future episodes.

[@Giovanni6501]

9:08 ... That subtle flex drink though.

[@jenniferbarnhart2965]

I almost cried I was laughing so hard thumbs up guys this is why I love rooster teeth

[@danerang]

freshwater fish get water whenever they open their mouths to feed as well as absorb it through their skin. Saltwater fish also absorb the water through their skin, but since it's salt water their gills contain ionocytes which will pump out the salt from the water

[@WolkieNL]

Great podcast! Aaron is a good add-on for the podcast.

[@1234brodo]

The Pepsi was in the tub, they were unCANy

[@splashjayy]

Why can't we have Gus, Gavin, Barbara, Burnie, and Gus again?!?!!

[@Dopey_444]

They're probably busy doing something and cant get all of them together

[@Chris-sn3sj]

Gavin's filming Lazer Team

[@SAMfromCALGARY]

Two of them are currently filming a movie.

[@the03k]

Specifically because _you_ asked that question.

[@kierajardine2956]

just to annoy you

[@SigmaSD08]

For podcast 300 they should bring Geoff back, even if it is just for that one podcast. Thumbs up if you agree

[@redbull0300]

Chris made me laugh so hard I cried this is so great :')

[@HOTTESTHERE]

The fish conversation about an hour in would have made for such a great Gavin or google thing. Maybe you guys could do like a special Gavin or google with Chris as a special guest so it would become Gavin, google or Chris. That would be funny as hell.

[@kierajardine2956]

I actually find it fun and interesting having different people on every week! I mean don't get me wrong I miss Burns and Gav but this is still good! Just enjoy guys

[@AshtonHickerson]

was unsure when i saw only 1 Podcast Crew member, but im liking the new guy

[@maddman9876]

this nay be my favorite podcast

[@Herosofme]

For Episode 300, you should make the whole office dress up like Spartans

[@qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhn23]

I love RT. I don't mind all the changes, I actually embrace it! It means that RT is growing and i cant wait to see where it is headed. NOW, With that being said... Please.... No More Brandon! This isn't talking crap or anything. This is just a fan giving honest feedback. He isn't right for the Podcast. He might be a good worker, but not for this... Thoughts?

[@jessegarza8010]

Chris is hilarious. He should be on more podcast

[@grungus7200]

I keep coming back to this podcast for Chris' dead dog story

[@nubcakes1000]

School shootings scare the hell out of me, glad I live in a small community

[@Matthewjohnwilson]

I look forward to these every week lol

[@thatrandomgamerguy9952]

Andddd there goes my chance of finishing any of this coursework haha ! Nice one guys !

[@mynamestef]

What kind of name is Binky? The way Chris pronounces it is adorable.

[@sambrown1890]

Why does everyone hate Brandon, imagine him reading your comments. I for one loved this podcast and all he other ones no matter who is in it.

[@YaayItszRhea]

i like the usual podcast crew but honestly i'm happy when they switch it up every now and then. i love brandon and chris plus arin seems pretty cool too. :)

[@TheOdd]

What kind of calculators have games on them? The only 'game' I ever played on a calculator was typing 1+1= and then adding 1 and spamming the equals button and racing my friends to the highest number...

[@WeedleInTheBathroom]

I wanna see that freezer dog story as an rtaa

[@TheNewestNobleMember]

Hope the original podcast crew come back for episode 300!

[@Zeresrail]

This podcast, featuring Gus as Gus, Brandon as Barbara, Aaron as Ryan and Chris as Gavin.

[@parkercameron215]

Yay Brandon, I love him. He's funny

[@seedkneeisgoot]

I was waiting to see how long it would be before Brandon noticed his belly hangin out

[@zabarinjoR4V3R]

Opened, read the people in the podcast, DID NOT DISLIKE, commented, closed tab.

[@livingonthemoon907]

God I look forward to this every week

[@scottcauvin2015]

I really like this podcast group.

[@DaisukeTrekFan]

im sure somebody far nerdier than i has pointed this out, logans' claws have been cut off in the movies, in The Wolverine Silver Samurai uses ia heated blade to cut them off.

[@ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

Gus! Get that shirt on the store! I would totally buy it! :-P

[@darkeyelue]

As an employee of Chipotle... get a bowl(has more food) and a wrap on the side!

[@Glux247]

OMG, it's Drunk Tank #11 all over again, bout freaking time!

[@RizzMiamiNetwork]

Little did they know the old man was really joel in disguise, also taking the class LOL

[@salladman105]

I was so excited until I saw Brandon gus and chris better save this podcast cos Brandon is bringing the podcast down

[@ImmaKai1]

RIP Punctuation 2010-2014

[@the03k]

ImmaKai1 ... I love irony.

[@Arshink]

the03k ‌ What if Punctuation was someone he/she knew, and died recently?

[@jordanspringer8]

Why? I love Brandon, he's an idiot and hilarious!

[@the03k]

Eric's House of Fun Huh? I mean, I get the joke. But I don't think you and/or other people got what I meant. "In English, the period (.) marks the end of a sentence or an abbreviation" (Part of a more detailed definition of punctuation) So basically, it should be R.I.P. instead of RIP. It should also probably be hypocrisy instead of irony. OH WELL. I'unno, I hate explaining shit.

[@ERRM]

Was the audio sync off towards the end?

[@ianmccallum9818]

this was a really good episode

[@nairobie755]

Salt water fish drink and processes salt water, fresh water fish doesn't have to drink due to their salt levels being higher then the surrounding water so they process it by osmosis in case anyone was wondering.

[@justins1664]

Chris's face 1:09:54 is completely priceless.