Let's Kill The Easter Bunny in Hitman 3

[@RTGame]

we can rest easy now, the Easter Bunny is dead also lads, I made a new bit of Hitman merch in my shop. It's available while stocks last: freshmerch.fm/collections/rtgame/products/rtgame-basball-shirt

[@dimmm1]

Yes he is

[@MajesticHorse]

Rip zipper

[@j-man3267]

Rest in Hell, Zipper T. Bunny

[@gnarly.bulblax]

All Zipper wanted to do was to give everyone a good time 😔

[@tiobridge841]

He’s laying eggs in hell now

[@orangesoda3484]

*actual footage of RT’s animal crossing island on egg day*

[@daa343]

He comits several degrees of murder

[@jayken6564]

@@daa343 he does that work when it isn’t easter

[@daa343]

@@jayken6564 🤣🤣

[@jorbjorn5442]

[@owl668]

I'd like to think any event day is just the purge on his island.

[@cleveite1447]

"They had a family" "Don't worry, we'll get 'em too"

[@Podzall]

No grief

[@michaelpatras9970]

You know RT is crazy when you’re genuinely surprised by him playing something how it was intended

[@harper322]

the fact that the easter eggs are poison gas makes this a whole lot better

[@goroyoshi6056]

except the yellow one

[@kiptheott]

There's four kinds. The blue eggs are knockout gas, the green eggs are emetic poison, the red eggs are deadly poison, and the yellow eggs are eggs.

[@tydshiin5783]

@@kiptheott the first three are basically rotten eggs

[@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt]

Even funnier because its in berlin

[@syndromeofadown21]

@@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt Yikes

[@extrascript6622]

maybe the real hitman was the friends we made along the way

[@chasek0746]

Possibly the most original comment ever

[@Emihana]

Oop

[@extrascript6622]

@@chasek0746 possibly

[@BraigeRoleyMusic]

Beautiful

[@Taya80x]

So that’s why my friends keep glaring at me with those hostile eyes and holding those really sharp knives...

[@yaboirevived]

Totally thought thus was gonna be about killing the Animal Crossing Bunny

[@SomeCrusader]

If that was the case then RTGame would at last do a good deed in a game.

[@yaboirevived]

@@SomeCrusader trrruuuuuueeeeeeeee

[@wumbology6072]

I wish!

[@roxana7942]

Good Good...I'm not the only one

[@ferretgazette8355]

i really, really wish it was

[@pastalavista5784]

I love how rt instantly goes into panic once the game forces him to actually play the game properly

[@StickMaster500]

Zipper T. Bunny has completely snapped after people keep complaining about too many eggs on the island and people keep trying to check his zipper on the back of his costume

[@GumshoeClassic]

He now goes by Ripper T. Bunny.

[@matthewboire6843]

It’s not a costume

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

And on the third day, He arose again from the dead. Unfortunately, on the fourth day, 47 killed Him again

[@bob2859]

I just assume this is how Berlin is normally

[@zwanzigzwanzig]

As a German, I can confirm this

[@ZombiesWerePeopleToo]

God no, you wouldn’t be so modest as to actually wear a thong. If you’re going to be a naked rabbit you’re going to go all out.

[@bummelqualle]

Ding dong, Sie befinden sich nun in der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[@afox4254]

@@bummelqualle scheisse ich habe mich verfahren wie komme ich bitte nach wien?

[@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt]

der osterhase ist auf der suche nach blut.

[@mannofdober873]

I never thought I'd see Agent 47 getting Frog ASMR telling him to get coins at Easter.

[@blarg2429]

That is oddly specific. I'm concerned about what you did think you'd see, if not seeing this coming is noteworthy.

[@neonbunnies9596]

Twist: The voices in the 7 Sins challenge is just chat, now with a voice mod

[@artanisplays3982]

That is not a twist, It is a fact

[@catofsnow_]

This really does bring the "scrambled eggs" in "Hey baby I hear the blues are calling, toss salad and scrambled eggs" to another level

[@mrohnoes]

Ah. A fellow Binging With Babish fan in the wild.

[@agatha968]

@@mrohnoes it was a reference to a rtgame video

[@catofsnow_]

jokes on you I'm actually a fan of both

[@lamarepository248]

Step 1: cover yourself in oil Step 2: attend Easter party Step 3: RumbleTumble incident, 2021

[@gameboi2820]

Trolled!!!

[@NatsuDragneel1x]

I always knew the day would come when I'd see a nude Easter bunny

[@celestialowl8865]

First time?

[@NatsuDragneel1x]

@@celestialowl8865 Listen, I'm not going to question what you've done with your time that you have before now

[@nerosoul2506]

@@NatsuDragneel1x well i am, Celestial Owl its everybodys first time, and i dont wanna kink shame or anything so ill leave it there

[@NatsuDragneel1x]

@@nerosoul2506 I love this response lol

[@nerosoul2506]

@@NatsuDragneel1x No prob

[@michaelsparrow2396]

The commentator women “agent 47 what are you doing” Agent 47 “the lords work”

[@breadbread4199]

Her name is Diana Burnwood and she is basically the sidekick to 47, his handler.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"The time for talk has passed. The Lord's work must be done." - 47, probably.

[@hanhong2267]

@@YataTheFifteenth The Crusades 2 Electric Boogaloo let's go

[@quantumblauthor7300]

"Enough of the cartoon weapons. Give me some firepower. Give me a bazooka." Pretty sure Bazookas are a staple of the cartoon arsenal.

[@QyfieK]

This is an accurate representation of Twitch chat during the Hollow Knight streams. Eggs galore.

[@Mini_Squatch]

"shit, there's too many bodies!" a common problem when RT plays hitman

[@thekingoffailure9967]

There was an unreasonably high demand for crematoriums while he played cities skylines too

[@saltedpeppers6825]

Finally, we can get revenge on Egg Day

[@marleenarose6197]

best part of the greed level was chat wanting the lady to get drowned in the fountain

[@wafflesauce394]

Easter: Happy Easte- Hitman: ... and I took that personally.

[@jamief1436]

Hitman 3: makes this special easter mission Dan, cocking gun and fish: finally, this is what Animal Crossing and Zipper have prepared me for...

[@Storyteller543]

"is this just gonna be a murder people challenge?" Thats the entire game RT

[@aboldone8205]

"He had a family, I'll get them too, don't worry" What a quote.

[@michaelsparrow2396]

At the mission briefing Mission “kill the Easter bunny” Agent 47 “it’s rabbit season”

[@heatherirwin1333]

Duck season!

[@bluetheatregirl]

From The Drift King to The Stealth King. Nice job, Dan.

[@augustwinterman6952]

The Butcher of Sapienza.

[@charlyhavering4960]

honestly a rave in the middle of a forrest with naket people in bunny masks where your main means of transportation is a bicycle would be totally normal in berlin (in plague free times)

[@Tyrnak_Fenrir]

"he had a family" "Don't worry, I'll get them too"

[@saltedpeppers6825]

"I'm pretty good at committing sins" RT I really hope you don't play the Lust sin on stream

[@katsucandy]

i hope he does and i hope the map is just a goddamn brothel LMAO shocked goofy.png needs to make a comeback as rt is forced to censor the entire screen

[@endlessinferno9610]

KZbin: 42 minutes ago Me: the algorithm is getting more accurate than 47’s heatseeking briefcase

[@homestuck_official]

Mistakes in Hitman snowballing into an exponentially unlikely big body pile is always hilarious but it's even funnier when the mistake was made thinking it was a stroke of genius (case in point: the srewdriver throw)

[@homestuck_official]

AND IT WORKED OUT IN THE END SMSMSBDSKKSSLSK

[@jukebox_julia]

"imagine Looney Toons but they just shoot Bugs Bunny" Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam have been imagining that for years

[@ZombieSazza]

“He had a family... I’ll get them too.” Happy Easter!

[@devent6512]

Well this whole episode felt like a fever dream

[@ProjectNoDarkNight]

I like how IOI interactive has a insane sense of humor even as a major game company.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

he had a family "don't worry I'll get them too" - RT 2021

[@meh_austin3172]

When you realize it is the easter bunny that is hunting you

[@ammythecursedfox]

Ah yes Dan can add killing Jesus's Fursona in a video game to his crimes

[@diobrando1325]

Man the animal crossing update is pretty wild

[@crg1292]

at 5:50 idk why greed is represented by a coin eating frog, but that reminds me that in my country, Chile, we have a sort of folkloric game where you try to throw coins into a frogs mouth, a frog much like the one 47 encounters, and you encrease difficulty by gettin farther and farther away from the frog

[@jackychang9148]

42 seconds. The meaning to life.

[@tomenant718]

As a person who lives in Berlin, I don't see what's so special about this

[@thingamabeb3755]

Chat: RT, that guy had a family! RT: I KNOW. THEY’RE NEXT.

[@MidnightVoyager]

I love when you almost foiled your own plan by being overcautious and trying to distract the lady with the screwdriver instead of just poisoning the water. Also I wonder how Lust is gonna go? 47 hasn't ever showed the tiniest ounce of interest in sexuality. The closest he's got is acting to get closer to a target.

[@Lance-we2ud]

Lust seems to be a kind of- murder mystery but you commit the murder and solve the mystery.

[@matthewboire6843]

0:29 if you followed a man in a rabbit suit you will probably get yiffed

[@redmoon4694]

What 47 doesn’t know is that the eggs the Easter Bunny is planting are actually homemade hydrogen bombs and 47 is walking right into a trap.

[@HanzorRaphael]

He had a family! "Don't worry, I'll get them too." Like a true saint.

[@memejirosano3350]

Easter Bunny: "Hey kid, want some easter eggs?" Agent 47, dressed as a kid:"Only if you show me where you keep them, Mr. Bunny!" Little Timmy was never seen again, although Mr. Bunny did grow taller after that.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

4:03 "he had a family" "I'll get them too don't worry" - RT 2021

[@Oliver-Zachary-Langhelt]

Der osterhase ist auf der suche nach blut The easter bunny is out for blood

[@benthejmen4283]

Agent 47 converts to Christianity

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"they added the easter bunny" oh no RT, you've done enough to hurt us

[@TheEngieTF2]

Easter Day: **exists** Hitman: *Bravo Six, going dark*

[@arogon5816]

lmao

[@redmoon4694]

Guard-Sir why are you carrying a suppressed pistol? 47-I’m hunting the Easter bunny Guard-*Understandable, have a great day*

[@neonbunnies9596]

For those who don't know, blue eggs are sedative grenades, green eggs are emetic grenades, red eggs are lethal grenades, and yellow eggs are eggs

[@ronananbanananan703]

“The Easter bunny deserved to die and god was my witness.” -RT probably at some point

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

47 Should've been able to drown kelly in the water upstairs. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit has taught me that much.

[@hatexol0041]

First Santa, then the Easter bunny, This 4th of July you too can kill Uncle Sam in the most horrific ways!

[@meganackerman7736]

It never fails to make me laugh when RT kills someone and at the same time someone subs and the cheer sounds as someone is being murdered

[@sepiasmith5065]

0:59 god that timing is perfection "oh my god, is this just gonna be a 'murder people' challenge??" RT......... I think that's the whole game

[@grim66]

There's something INFINITELY more threatening and sinister about saying, instead of "murdering" or "killing", "We're _solving_ the Easter Bunny"

[@maxm5382]

As someone who's level 410 in Hitman who knows Dubai inside and out it is incredibly satisfying watching RT actually SASO something.

[@ythaenagor]

Mommy, why did Yul Brynner murder the easter bunny?

[@havenschade8174]

Remember kids, when you find your easter eggs watch out for the ones filled with poison gas

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

The Easter Bunny can drink a water alone while crying in the shower for not showing up to my 16th birthday party I didn't even have. Very rude and insulting. They should have thrown me a surprise one.

[@InfernoGamix]

Remember kids, if you kill the Easter bunny be sure to save the body! That's where all the eggs are.

[@matthewgray7384]

I remember how pleased I was when I did this last escalation for Greed. Not getting the Silverballer makes it so difficult but so worth it.

[@catsburgers]

maybe the real bunny was the friends we made along the way

[@cookiecreep9204]

This might be the very first time i see RT play the game the way it was designed for. I am astounded.

[@twitchyb9950]

0:59 I joined the stream at this exact instant. My first reaction was just: “Yep, that’s RT.”

[@HatsODoom]

The more gold RT puts out, the more I seriously consider making that RT Board Game...

[@OvAeons]

Easter bunny pulled me off into the forest and said: "This is how you don't touch people"

[@augustwinterman6952]

3:45 The Butcher of Sapienza possesses many abilities some would consider...unnatural. 5:19 Like Malcolm Reynolds, Dan is a fan of all seven.

[@afox4254]

"He had a family? Dont worry i will get them too" -RT 2021

[@lemeres2478]

6:42 that might actually be a pretty cool idea for a horror movie. A livestreamer does increasingly dangerous and nefarious things while being dared by chat. and then chat is just a bunch of demons. Maybe they got banned for a ToS violation after the very first live stream, and it was always demons.

[@finmiles965]

Ah, 47 is disguised as a Hufflepuff bunny, no one ever suspects the Hufflepuff...

[@humanperson6495]

IOI: Hey we have fun poison gas eggs! Wow cool! RT: Gun.

[@EnycmaPie]

RT: "We're gonna learn around Jesus." Also RT: Shoots Easter bunny in the face immediately.

[@lorienrusch903]

Wow... seeing Dan muster all the self control he possesses and being rewarded with 4 stars is amazing.

[@theneonapple1684]

Instructions unclear, I perused the bunny in the woods, then he feed me magic eggs, now I’m talking to Juice WRLD

[@castle9165]

Definitely one of my favourite pieces of seasonal content. If you've got hitman 3 and some time play it before finish watching this.

[@user-ho4tb5qe7v]

The voices go straight from 'maybe we're hallucinating' to father issues Trigon Mr 'you will forever disappoint me'

[@etourdie]

Fun fact: the person you were trying to use emetic poison on will not notice you trespassing

[@ChaoticPuffball]

How come RT always does the dumbest thing ever, then proceeds to formulate the smartest plan ever… results vary, but it’s the thought that counts

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

4:10 How very Ultron of you.

[@fandomstuff7143]

I’m happy to see that RT’s chat is just as bloodthirsty as he is

[@leaningtower201]

Obligatory reminder that Easter is a pagan celebration named after the goddess of fertility, Ishtar

[@nobodyimportant7135]

"I got the fast pass" Well he did pass away very fast, so... he's not lying!

[@personsomeone2760]

Theirs a fine line between hitman and cereal killer. That line it's invisible to rt not because it's invisible but because it's smashed so much it's a very fine powder even the worlds strongest telescope can't see

[@hel2727]

8:11 the timing of the cheer though 😂

[@Ireland2033]

RT finally fulfilling his destiny, to kill off every holiday mascot until only Jesus is left standing!

[@ianthehuman]

The shift from an easter egg themed video to seven deadly sins is very RTGame

[@nardo8006]

this was the first stream I managed to catch and I joined during phrog

[@mivsherdesdemona4471]

The stream where the mission finaly forsed RT to play the game as inteded was something else.

[@_soothsayer_]

idk why but the animation for agent 47 crouch running up stairs is really funny for some reason

[@scatterquest]

4:34 "What's up doc- eUGH" Your head on a mantel.

[@haachamachama7]

RT playing Hitman- "Is this just gonna be like a murder people challenge??"

[@ilykcrabs5077]

You know back in college they call me the stealth king