Destroying a Planet as Tzeentch Cultists | Arma 3 WARHAMMER 40K

The forces of Tzeentch, Khorne, and Nurgle join forces to bring ruin to an imperial world through a forbidden ritual that will tear open reality to free the horrors of the warp. Also known as a normal Tuesday for Chaos Undivided.
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Improved Melee System
Sci-fi Support Plus
Terrain: Tria
Outro song: Chaos Gate Main Theme
#warhammer40k #arma3

[@RubixRaptor]

Be the change you want to see in the world :) This one ended up being a little more cooked than I was expecting but man this one was fun. A lot of that was due to everyone being exceptionally goofy and it really ended up fitting well with this event. Thanks everyone for stopping by!

[@adasteele475]

Tzeentch wants you to have giant golden women, a welcome change

[@Monarch_GNSG]

remember consuming uncooked ARMA ops can increase your risk of LARP

[@the-wanderer111]

Slannesh Cultists: I do two things: snort drugs and be horny. And I'm all out of drugs, so let's... Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne: We ain't inviting you guys.

[@Austin-zb9tu]

When are you going to play helldiver's 2 again?

[@randymeadows6647]

Slaneesh is displeased, to the warp black hole with you to get two heads & a loss in sense of the time in the present tense.

[@hp1221WTF]

We all know some members of ignis probably exchanged "Slanesh Contraband" during this op

[@snipeyounoobzyee2662]

that’s why I’m always scared to look at 40k discords I’m in sometimes lots of that heresy 34

[@TheRealSharkface]

Pornographic cocaine

[@pablosoleramaeso4561]

​@@snipeyounoobzyee2662 Thank god the Imperium doesn't exist cause then we would've been exterminatus'd like 10 times just for the internet alone.

[@thedeergod435]

Chaos-chan was probably within the slaanesh contraband

[@fumarc4501]

Oddly enough, Tzeentch and Slaanesh work together more often than against.

[@vermiworm]

Slaanesh cultists receiving their un-invite: "Oh! How did he know I LOVE being ostracized?"

[@dr.stronk9857]

They’re weird to fight because they love everything

[@noahsawyer7155]

@@dr.stronk9857love being high all the time

[@micg7282]

No, bad Slaanesh stop getting happy about being ostracized! Bad! *pokes with stick to not get to close* 😂

[@micg7282]

@@noahsawyer7155also yes

[@jamescousins9216]

The Slaanesh cult is just Normal Ignis.

[@Nushnark]

There once was a Tzeentzch Cultist that wanted to become a Lord of Change. Tzeentch, ever the benevolent trickster (also known as internet troll), turned him into a beggar.

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

Have some spare change? -Tzeentzch Cultist Joker

[@mar71n32n0v1lLL0]

I bow to you, that's a great one lol

[@orchirion]

Got some changes? 🐦

[@nobleman9393]

Got any Change?

[@Ring_student_yin_sang]

Better than a chaos spawn

[@averybishopmartin6964]

Chaos: Successfully takes the planet from Imperial control. Also Chaos: Immediately falls into infighting. Seems about right.

[@markusstern8059]

well yeah, now they gotta figure out which faction actually owns the planet now

[@BreadBox.]

Chaos A Little Bit Divided

[@archdornan3694]

@@BreadBox.Chaos Significantly Divided

[@peteralamares8819]

3:02 - "I buy everything with cash so I can have more 'change'". That joke caught me off guard. Which 'change' is the Tzeentch Squad wanting now?

[@torinnbalasar6774]

I'll bet their favored currency is Bitcoin because it's always changing

[@thedyingmeme6]

Both.

[@shidokasagi5406]

Guardsman: shooting rocket. Chaos space marine: nah id just tank it.

[@Khornecussion]

Slaanesh cultists back at base: " AH MY NIPPLES THEY HURT. THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM. "

[@Shaodw186]

they Horny Af

[@btchaplin7859]

lol WTF

[@fumarc4501]

Say what you will about Slaanesh cultists, but they understand story structure and can be easily motivated.

[@btchaplin7859]

@@fumarc4501 you know what… That’s fair

[@everythingsalright1121]

Have you ever twisted those things!? Of course they hurt when you do that! Just dont do it too hard, mmkay?

[@AllenMayers]

"We did our job, we read the book!" It's the most cultist possible to say.

[@Khornecussion]

Tzeentch cultist pops in as planet is falling apart. Nods approvingly: " All thanks to Tzeentch. " Vanishes back through a portal.

[@visitingforgefather5997]

6:06 Necron casually rubbing salt in the wound while making you realize you're doing jacksh*t to them.

[@hp1221WTF]

Khorne Squad: Blitzcrieg simulators Nurgle Squad: Local Man literally too smelly to die Tezeench Squad: Just a bunch of silly lil guys, some dude in a van gave them flamethrowers, look at them, they like change and lightning

[@damoclesecoe7184]

Slaanesh Squad: *[REDACTION LEVEL PERDITIO ENFORCED BY ORDO MALLEUS, ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER]*

[@BlackLiger788]

Nurgle Squad is also a good description of Ferrik Jurgen.

[@lukerogers9348]

Fitting that the Tzeetch cultists read the summoning book and no one else could read it 😂

[@10d_muhammadjavasnararya]

@@damoclesecoe7184"That's a weird way to say Twitter" - Max0r

[@Aren61104]

​@@BlackLiger788Jurgen could be the poster boy for Nurgle if he wasn't a devoted Imperial and a blank

[@ACasualFool]

You know I love just how all the chaos gods and the emperor are playing 8th dimensional chess with the galaxy…..then there’s Tezeench who somehow showed up with a deck of playing cards two monopoly bucks the Official Cars the movie version of Sorry and somehow wins the whole thing with a hand of thirty six ace of spades and one reverse UNO card and declares "Yahtzee" in German.

[@nickotronick7725]

And it was all to thwart his own plan. Just as planned!

[@scribblerstudios9895]

flick flick flick flick flick flick

[@tommysmalls6158]

@@scribblerstudios9895 STOP. FLICKING. YOUR. CAAAARDSS.

[@Knightlostinthyme]

the gangly bois try to fight the power of new york pigeons and lose.

[@georgewilliamson5667]

As a New Yorker, I am not surprised.

[@Southern_Crusader]

As someone not from New York, I am confused.

[@farueliant980]

3:47 FEEL THE POWER OF GOD EMPEROR YOU TRAITOR

[@ACasualFool]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@rogerreger9631]

Get so hard the warp flinched.

[@rogerreger9631]

Hit* 🤣

[@axcenomega]

@@rogerreger9631 :D

[@PosterityIslesNews]

the god emperor got changed into a vegetable, gg ez

[@PrometheanGOld4]

The bird masks add to the wretchedness of the combat footage lmao

[@johnmartin8733]

"I love buying everything with cash so I have more change!" This freaking killed me lmao....

[@killwithfire3341]

Man, RubixRaptor must’ve been blessed by Tzeentch, when that Titan came into Flamethrower range at 10:13 it really was done for.

[@thomy1516]

The most Tzeenchian way True but in a way that you suffer

[@willy_b_coyote]

Jay: Howdy! Quail: *CHANGE INTENSIFIES*

[@inductivegrunt94]

Ignis Corps as Tzeentch is a very fitting change. And my god all these change jokes are overwhelming me.

[@fus132]

It's a nice... _change_ of pace.

[@willy_b_coyote]

A little change never hurt anybody.

[@be-noble3393]

Slannesh: Slaughter Denial, Ooh! I’m into that! Is there anything you’re not into? Slannesh: ….No!

[@ACasualFool]

"Jokes on you I’m into that shit!"

[@kingthe13]

Yes rehab

[@rando5638]

Great, then you won't have a problem with being locked in a sensory deprivation chamber for a week.

[@yfnbm]

The fact that Slanesh was not invited due to them being weird is hilarious. They're all weird, but Slaneshi cultists are perhaps the weirdest.

[@k3llym0]

feast on the delights of this world! ORGIES FOR SLAAANESHH

[@dovakiin296]

Dude the squad leader sounds exactly what I'd imagine a bird person would sound like.

[@markusstern8059]

well the squad leader is quail so...

[@FireTeamHarmony]

@@markusstern8059 The Squad Leader was Maritime Horrors

[@markusstern8059]

@@FireTeamHarmony I thought Rubix's SL was Quail

[@markusstern8059]

@@FireTeamHarmony nvm i stand corrected

[@regnor961]

Soldier of Tzeench: Captin I love you ! Captin: To Favor our Lord Tzeench, you better change your f*cking mind.

[@supertrashdragon2857]

Average Space Marine charging a tank, eating an HE shell, and still coming through the smoke and fire with sword drawn to engage it in melee combat, truly inspiring

[@thedyingmeme6]

*chainaxe but close enough

[@Radio_Death]

“I like that friendly fire, you CHANGED to a traitor” is a line I will be using

[@Kreschavier]

Tzeench cultists? So in other words, you all spent a day as Tails

[@mitchellmania9491]

* Cashier* - “Will you be paying with cash or credit today? *me staring unblinkingly at the cashier* - “Change”

[@k3llym0]

lol

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

you truly are a menace

[@kaarehansted7091]

"hopefully they dont necronefy" .... "YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT"

[@Khornecussion]

Same vibe as " NO COVENANT, HUH? YOU *HAD* TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH! "

[@squidlump]

Joke reason why no slaanesh: “haha boobie” Real reason why no slaanesh: “everyone now has tinnitus”

[@rando5638]

REAL Real reason why no Slaanesh: "Everyone now has tinnitus, turbo-AIDS _(maybe, I don't know if STDs are Nurgle's domain or not)_ and dopamine receptors crippled to the point that slowly torturing someone to death over the course of twenty-four hours is the only way they can sort of begin to feel something again."

[@doyourbest_uwu]

What's a Tzeench follower's favorite math problem? Finding the Rate of Change

[@chickenman404]

There's something about goofing off with friends in a "serious, hardcore" milsim that makes me smile. Keep 'em comin', Jay. o7

[@MaritimeHorrors]

I really changed into my inner lunatic for this OP. I felt stupider after this, but I had fun being Chaotic Chaotic for this.

[@datnoob4394]

Freebird: "OH I CAN'T CHANGE!"

[@sovietstarfishproductions5019]

"How are you summoning the lightning" "I don't know" is the most lore accurate portrayal of Tzeentch fucking with his followers ive seen in arma

[@LexYeen]

Speaking as a Slaanesh cultist? Perfectly understandable, extremely valid, and thanks for the free edging.

[@arandomt-9056]

This comment was posted by an slaanesh cultist

[@1bracket1]

I have had Tzeench explained to me a few times. This has given me the best explanation while also leaving me more confused and I know just enough about Tzeench to know that that is exactly correct.

[@thevillainclub4285]

"I buy everything with cash so I can have more change!" -Tzeench cultist 2024.

[@warbrand2]

Guardsman: Sir we keep loosing our tap on their coms. Guard captain: What diabolical trickery is this. Tzeentch squad lead: I am bored, TO CHANEL 69.

[@rando5638]

*Pros of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable. *Cons of working for Tzeentch:* Your commander's tactics are highly unpredictable.

[@Khornecussion]

" Your tactics both amaze and scare me, sir. "

[@HammerDownNu-7]

Pros of fighting Tzeentch: They don’t make plans Cons of fighting Tzeentch: They don’t have plans

[@crazyeyeswafflez]

"It's all over for that enemy titan once they enter flamethrower range." Note that he never said that it would be the flamethrower itself that would be the titans undoing, just the range. Lo and behold, the titan fell shortly after entering range, even if it was after the Tzeentch cultist was reduced to atoms.

[@WingedShark333]

Best quote in your videos so far "I'll change the music to freebird"

[@tedtarrant7375]

Birbs for the birb god

[@k3llym0]

skurs fur dur skur furn

[@SilasKeon]

6:35 Hopefully, th-they don't necronify. *Necronifying begins.* Oh, they're necronifying. (You had to say it.) They're necronifying. (You had to say it!)

[@CaptainRhodor]

This blatant Slaaneshi erasure will not stand, good sir! >:( And I have to say, the unpredictable chaos of Tzeentch really suits Ignis. I barely noticed a difference XD

[@jasonml3508]

I do believe that this decision was a correct one my good sir they are weird

[@captaincorundum9788]

​@@jasonml3508 wrong, slaanesh is great

[@jasonml3508]

@@captaincorundum9788 you know not of the greatness of nurgle

[@foxyloafva]

I do say that twas done in the name of monetization m’lord.

[@captaincorundum9788]

@@jasonml3508 nurgle stinky

[@LPE03]

4:31 HAHAHA so good!

[@endhunter569]

Very nurgle thing to say

[@TCRP117]

Got to love a cheeky Maritime Horrors cameo.

[@kenuko7428]

"I cast low tier god" frikin killed me 😂😂😂

[@collinclohessy5173]

Gotta love the himbo energy coming from the korne guys. Stomp stomp stomp

[@grandadmiralsuntzu5066]

The various Khornate and Nurglite fellas: "where are the zeench troops?!" "They switched sides for change!" "They what for what??"

[@crunchtime5102]

I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and have also become pretty invested in Warhammer in general, and it’s all because of you, Jay. So thank you, I’m now an addict.

[@johnaxios6335]

MaratimeHorrors: "By the grace of Tzeentch, I stand before you as Herald of the Change"

[@lionheartfilms793]

The best part about this is all the random madness is on brand for the followers of Tzeentch

[@mid.nightrunners8157]

That little bird sticker was adorable 😂

[@joshua4526]

7:05 “God damit Bobby I told you I didn’t want to fight the forces of Chaos”

[@JACKplusBLANK]

Slaanesh cultists have been real quiet since this dropped.

[@k3llym0]

feast! on the delights of this world! orgies! for slaanesh!

[@shocktnc]

Good, keep them in the basement where they belong.

[@trygveblacktiger597]

Good represitation of Chaos, everyone works together until they do something useful then they kill eachother in cold blood.

[@darkdruid2590]

2:19 - "what's wrong Raptor, never heard of a shortcut before?"

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

10:28 Seems the Gods chose that exact moment to go back to the Great Game (aka killing each other)

[@Blabzcrow]

Jay + Ignis + Tzeentch = peak abolute 40K RP Chaos.

[@nartaga1624]

shouldn't the squad leader for the Tzeentch also changed every five minutes? No one would ever know who was in charge xD

[@zacharywhite7465]

When you said the squad lead is deranged i thought you were over exaggerating, but no. Hes actually deranged😂 bro is a real life cultist

[@MaritimeHorrors]

I'm only a cultist for a hobby, my day job is a lunatic

[@zacharywhite7465]

@@MaritimeHorrorsThats gotta be one of the funniest comments ive seen😭 I hope you do more content with raptor

[@BreadBox.]

Dude that squad commander is so funny.

[@ryantomer4126]

I'm ashamed, and thus, I will introduce you to my disappointment. *Loads bolt pistol named **_Dissappiontment_* (Great video as always, cant wait for the next one!)

[@GamerM1235]

I want that "There necronifying! You had to say it!" as a gif 🤣

[@_underscore_9271]

Honestly, I think this might be your best vid yet, and your squad leader(quail?)'s voice was perfect for this

[@FireTeamHarmony]

Maritime Horrors was SL

[@KriegeroftheLake]

“SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!” He unleashed so much khornite rage with that swing that it crashed the game. Beautiful.

[@rampage75_25]

That Khorne berserker hitting you so brutally your game crashed is such a khorne thing to do

[@locutus6758]

Changelot leader is too adorable ! ^^

[@chriswriter9087]

Oh neat, the Necroms showed up. It’s always a fun CHANGE of pace when I see the novelty of Chaos fighting Foul Xenos.

[@Legio_Purpura_10_28]

Not novelty. Chaos Followers are still humans you know.

[@H010CR0N]

Cartoon Quail is the best part of this video.

[@endtrap101]

0:31 Honestly, the best choice to not get demonetized

[@witherwolf3316]

All the change jokes in this video were perfect

[@solitaire3580]

That loyalist Astartes crashing your game with the zeal of his righteous fury was peak.

[@ezeloquillo]

OMG! "Cerveza Cristal" reference in the first minute, that's a new record!

[@steamgears4109]

I love that you added that animation by 6:37, it show that you're improving, and also it's really really funny!

[@S71xx]

Slaanesh wasn't involved because their presence would invoke the wrath of the fifth chaos god Gouh'Gal.

[@A_Calm_Dragon]

"I buy everything with cash so I can have more change" was an excellent joke that got me to laugh rather loudly.

[@robertward2830]

Reports of Necrons in the field were unconfirmed until the air turned the color of Mtn. Dew

[@phill2065]

Highlight of the video was the little cultist bird chibi-emotes

[@Thisguyisright]

All the 'Change' jokes really had me rolling. Also the funny thing about Slaanesh cultists not being invited is because historically the Slaanesh cults are kind hard ostracized from the rest of chaos because they're a pain in the ass to work with.

[@chuckn4851]

2:44 LORE ACCURATE POWER ARMOR

[@zachm9202]

Good to see Falcon is still playing Arma 3, birb needs a good home.

[@dr.stronk9857]

“We change people from not being on fire to being on fire” I’m using that next time I play tsons

[@rogankane6901]

I love the fear in Jay's voice when he picks up on the Word "Necron"

[@blackgem12]

Never give quail the ability to lead. That bird will lead you all to your demise.

[@k3llym0]

glory be to the lord of change -- may his birdly birdness bird you the way

[@FireTeamHarmony]

Quail wasn't Squad Leader, Maritime Horrors was

[@blackgem12]

⁠@@FireTeamHarmonyoh dear lord.

[@bloobeeblah]

If the squad leader strained his voice more he'd have a pretty good Morty impersonation

[@oufling2387]

Thanks guys for changing my mood from bad to good!

[@dem0nchild610]

Every Friday I go out of my way just to watch these videos

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Fun fact: the word “Change” was said 43 times in this video… 🤣

[@fumarc4501]

As a fellow Disciples of Tzeentch, I approve the squad leader’s Change focused battle strategy. As the old maxim, our enemy cannot predict our strategy if even we don’t know what it is!

[@drebin1058]

Does anyone else remember when ignis was almost sane? Because I do. But as my mama used to say, "SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!" so keep up the good work.

[@noahloyd9176]

"I buy everything with cash, so I can have more change!" I should know better than to watch RubixRaptor videos with food in my mouth. The good news is that I changed my wall from a clean one to one that needs to be cleaned.

[@LKN117]

Being completely eviscerated on the mission complete screen is the most War Hammer thing that could have happened.

[@ArabianKaiser]

Why do I find the tzeentch cultists weirdly cute, particularly the drawings.

[@cross2334]

Sons of Malice just comes out of nowhere and fucks everyone's day

[@ArtisticEbony]

This video changed me into a more breathless person, I laughed so hard I choked a bit on my food.

[@XenoGundian]

seeing the units makes me want to make a tzeentch theme traitor guard army

[@HarryPoggers44]

Been going through some serious challenges lately and wanted to thank you for the laughs. You guys make me laugh more than any other gaming channel ever has, it’s insane, just keep doing what you’re doing por favor. Thanks, from a fellow goober goblin

[@charles_thesecond]

I really love rubix's small animations, Just adds to the funny chaotic stupidity to an already funny chaotic stupid video

[@olencone4005]

I totally lost it at "My hand is gonna change to getting carpal tunnel if I keep doing this" 🤣🤣

[@cub-square]

I feel truly changed❤