Rules For 1A MHA Podfic [Crack! rules fic](fanfic reading)

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Wasn’t gonna be a video today but surprise I accidentally made a 40 min Podfic after work so here we are enjoy the crack

[@konataradio4169]

question: how did you manage to accidentally make a 40 min podfic? just curious

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@konataradio4169 that’s a very valid question I don’t know

[@konataradio4169]

@@eleanorelizabeth fair

[@eleanorelizabeth]

It be like that sometimes

[@konataradio4169]

@@eleanorelizabeth abolutely love your vids btw

[@coconoodle4547]

" a gun is not a quirk" Snipe: this is BULLSHIT

[@eleanorelizabeth]

He’s very offended by this

[@somerandom3257]

“But what about…” points at Lady Nagant

[@Elementaldragons1215]

Snipes quirk is a aim quirk and he has a custom made revolver. Lady negant rifle is literally apart of her body and their talking about actual guns not biological guns Edit: this is literally the entry for snipes quirk “Snipe's Quirk allows him to lock on to any target he can see within six hundred meters and make any projectile he releases chase after said target. He cannot choose what part of the target's body his projectile hits and his attacks do not carry much strength.”

[@The_wall_loverd]

Shut up nerd

[@tiffanypimentel9389]

@@Elementaldragons1215gun is gun, pew pew

[@jumpemwithkindness]

I enjoy the thought that class 1-A has just turned into a giant harem that all genuinely love each and every member

[@eleanorelizabeth]

That 100% how I see them as a group

[@wildcannonz2121]

@@eleanorelizabeth well minus mineta sometimes LMAO

[@venusgacha4951]

@@wildcannonz2121 always minus mineta

[@josey6782]

YASSS

[@ZodokiEsparda]

Honestly i can See it Happening with all the Shit they Bern throu

[@Polaris-qq2nh]

What does a stand for? Class 1-A: arson. What does b stand for? Class 1-A: barson. What does c stand for? Class 1-A: commit arson. What does d stand for? Class 1-A: DON’T COME NEAR US WE ARE GOING TO COMMIT ARSON! Aizawa: WHAT!?

[@Harlie-pq2yn]

Lol it true tho I

[@Charles-Jones]

No no no that’s eri getting taught her letters by class 1-A

[@Dr.-wing]

Rule 81: got me laughing, because Dabi is todoroki’s brother

[@Prinxess_Rose]

30:40 "Caw caw mf is not going to be your battle cry" 😭😭 This is had mee

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Sounds like a winning battle cry to me

[@wolfcat1973]

What was Aizawa expecting? I mean, he literally challenged them a few sentences into the first page, so he should have seen this coming.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Yeeeah I don’t think he thought that through

[@brandonbasilio4585]

This is the class 1a version of the things dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation

[@shougozero259]

I just love the fact there was over 200 rules all created to try and curb their bullshit and the first thing they do after reading all those is make an arson cult.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lily-oy7fu]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashgrun]

i just love these rules and the "arson? arson." after the end of the rules

[@Lily-lq3qn]

"Kota since the school therapist is a dog you are allowed to use your quirk on him"

[@eleanorelizabeth]

What about Nadzu? 🤔🤔🤔

[@Lily-lq3qn]

That is a rule

[@ItalianPokeMage]

Okay, I have never heard the term "battle stripper" before and I want to know what ether these chaos children wrenched it out of kicking and screaming.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Really and truly what are these little gremlins doing they are actually demons

[@TheDUDERulez1]

Clearly you've never heard of Stan Lee's magnum opus, Stripperella!

[@lucaslycan6759]

This reads like "A list of ever single thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do"

[@hithedragon7842]

Because this is a fanfic trope. There are lots of examples.

[@christinaberger3262]

NO CHAINSAWS

[@lucaslycan6759]

@@christinaberger3262 No Chainsaw cannons either!

[@christinaberger3262]

@@lucaslycan6759 or MORE CHAINSAWS

[@epsome13]

​@@christinaberger3262 and most certainly no laser chainsaws

[@River_Devil]

"even the Amemericans "

[@eleanorelizabeth]

That’s when you know 😂

[@maexslg-at]

Rule 156: The Iida Singularity Incident

[@eleanorelizabeth]

He was too powerful this is why we have rules

[@DinoLoverGaming]

this has the same energy as the list of things Bright isn't allowed to do at the foundation

[@PotatoWithALaptop]

Ya it really does doesn’t it only this list eventually ends.

[@nightmarepurpletrap2589]

That's exactly what I first thought

[@niobedragones7347]

This is what I call a gaggle of unhinged Gremlins. 👌💜

[@Lily-oy7fu]

Yes

[@runs.with.puns5550]

That ending was GOLDEN!!!! That was some Lord of the Flies kind of crap but it was COOL!!! The vodka part was also hilarious! One of the best funny stories I’ve heard!

[@eleanorelizabeth]

The 1A kids are one bad day away from going full lord of the flies at any given moment

[@epsome13]

Thats right momo dont hand them spears. Hand them spears and shields so they may form a phalanx

[@lucaslycan6759]

The fact that I immiedatly know what contraction Aizawa is talking about at 37:22 is amazing

[@tommymarberry3272]

WHAT IS IT!?!??

[@lucaslycan6759]

@@tommymarberry3272 y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd OR You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had

[@tommymarberry3272]

@@lucaslycan6759 Holy shi-

[@spidermanmyers]

Wonder how long it took for Izuku to hulk out that all his AllMight Merchandise was destroyed...?

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I don’t know how long it took but I know I don’t wanna be anywhere near when he realises

[@valerietenebris5252]

This is total and absolute GOLD!

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Honestly I was so wild recording i kept having to repeat bits cause I’d start laughing as I read

[@timkarlsson1750]

@@eleanorelizabeth i hope you will make a part 2.

[@aurafireheart]

Oh good lord that ending had me almost in stitches but it honestly does not surprise me at all that they'd put Iida, the main voice of reason, up there. Nor am I surprised Aizawa was not in any way shape or form willing to deal with a new level of his class' wild shenanigans. I honestly needed the laugh this provided

[@eleanorelizabeth]

It’s so funny and so real

[@DinoLoverGaming]

*Iida

[@aurafireheart]

@@DinoLoverGaming thanks. Didn't even realise till now that I'd put Eda instead of Iida 😅

[@DinoLoverGaming]

@@aurafireheart please edit it

[@adriannewhite4220]

4:16 not Aizawa having to go through almost the entire Alphabet to list reasons for Backugo not to explode.😂

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Knowing bakugo he’ll still find new reasons

[@shawnariendeau1866]

What does bakugou have against 2% milk 😂

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@shawnariendeau1866 your guess is as good at mine as

[@adriannewhite4220]

@shawnariendeau1866 that's one of the things no one will never understand about Bakugo

[@Ella-gw3me]

There's so many oddly suspicious and specific rules lol

[@izzyowl]

I love how Momo is supplying mei with material for her machines. They would be an unstoppable force

[@eleanorelizabeth]

They are my favourite duo

[@ChillingWithOtto]

if my mom wasnt in the other room and it also wasnt midnight, i would have been cackling the entire way through very loudly- the self restraint i just exampled is not something i wish to ever do again, but i know i will

[@adriannewhite4220]

I wish I had the restraint. My little sister woke up at 1am to me crackling like a demon from the top bunk of the bunkbed.

[@liamsanborn5849]

Dr. Bright has some competition.

[@reinateague1630]

I've never laughed so hard in my life😂😂😂😂🤢 and then I totally forgot how to breathe

[@jarretthager3275]

Ururaka during the second sports festival: Spare spears? Spare spears? Anybody got some spare spears?

[@mikaylalozoya3428]

I literally started crying from laughter after hearing the deep descriptions of arson

[@RakshaStormRider97]

No nerf guns, no water guns, but he didn't say shit about paintball guns.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

There is still so much mischief to be had

[@epsome13]

They also didn't say no pellet or bb gun battles. And those have grandes that are powered by co2

[@stain1095]

70 and 71 and the toga ones got me laughing

[@eleanorelizabeth]

She is the hypo toad Aizawa is just in denial

[@stain1095]

@@eleanorelizabeth Cool

[@The_Turkey_Master]

Imagine being a villain and Kirashima/red riot charges at you and yells "Time to get hard!"

[@JCWirt]

This reminds me of the rules of what Dr Bright from the SCP universe in not supposed to do

[@eleanorelizabeth]

When I saw Dr Bright my first thought was ‘from the Bright Sessions’ a great podcast of you haven’t heard of it unfortunately I don’t now what SCP is

[@JCWirt]

@@eleanorelizabeth the SCP univers is where a secret military/scientific organization captures and studys dangerous amomolys that could destroy the univers

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@JCWirt oooo spooky

[@JCWirt]

@@eleanorelizabeth some SCPs are very much nightmare fuel

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@JCWirt oh no very spooky then

[@creepywaffles4783]

At least he didn’t say no inquisitions at all?

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Ahh a loophole

[@creepywaffles4783]

@@eleanorelizabeth yeah! I am really really lazy but I am wanting to come up with as many as I can. But I’m not gonna even though it’s entertaining

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@creepywaffles4783 those demon kids are definitely come up with loopholes in all these rules

[@bumble1138]

BRO KIRISHIMA’S CATCHPHRASE I CANT 😃💀

[@eleanorelizabeth]

It’s time to get hard!!!

[@bumble1138]

@@eleanorelizabeth pfffff fr tho

[@eleanorelizabeth]

That’s one way to catch villains off guard

[@snowy_wolf247]

200 rules, my brain has overloaded🤯

[@animatediamond8944]

Question regarding Rule 69: Is Rat Satan or any adaptation of it an appropriate title for Nezu? It was never stated whether it was or wasn't.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Now you’re asking the real questions

[@spidermanmyers]

That is acceptable when not able to be heard by Nezu, and considering all of his mics and cameras he has...

[@animatediamond8944]

He'd probably find it entertaining that the students see him as the equivalent of a god

[@animatediamond8944]

Aizawa, on the other hand, would not see it like that.

[@michelleguenther4216]

Aizawa: Rule 69-a: Any version of Satan is strictly banned. Rule 201: Arson will not be committed under any circumstance.

[@Tamaki_Amajiki-shy_bean]

Answers to one if Rule 81's theory's: most Fic writers seem to think Nedzu is a Stoat

[@Yellow_The_Nerd]

Sending this to the gc. Idc if only one of them has actually watched all the MHA episodes, I’m sending it to the gc at. 10:43pm on a school night to my biggest gc where at least three people have grudges against someone else. The state of my friend group is a future me problem anyways

[@Bdub323]

What happened? I want updates!😂

[@Yellow_The_Nerd]

@@Bdub323 oh, you want the tea?

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I know I do

[@reinateague1630]

One thing I noticed there was only one character out of the entire class that was only named once 😅

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Wait who? I didn’t notice 😂

[@reinateague1630]

Wait I had to thing about it a little more he had two ruled it was Ojiro but still it's impressive

[@reinateague1630]

Although Mineta doesn't have one just a real protecting him🙄

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Ahh yeah well when everyone else gets so many 2 barely seems notable 😂 he is the sanest member of 1-A

[@creepywaffles4783]

He’s got two like 1-A collectively has two brain cells

[@niobedragones7347]

This is so gloriously chaotically amazing I love this- 💜 and oh my God even if I was just a student I would probably invite Aizawa out to go to like a spa or something and pay because God freaking dammit that man deserves it- ( would he say yes though?. Probably not, maybe just a ticket for one would suffice.)

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Honesty I’d just slide the ticket under his door and leave him be the best gift I could give him is a moments peace

[@niobedragones7347]

@@eleanorelizabeth yes! Even better! I'll do that ^^💜💜💜

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@niobedragones7347 it’s what he would want

[@niobedragones7347]

@@eleanorelizabeth obviously! Whole point of getting a ticket to a quiet place😌. Please give Dadzawa some peace😭💜

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@niobedragones7347 good lord does he need it with his gremlins

[@icewingthefox9423]

Holy shit that ending

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Poor Aizawa he’s so exhausted

[@rowannield7660]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 this to good poor Deku

[@Eggs_and_bacon972]

I was able to figure out loopholes to half the rules (yes I will be figuring out loopholes to the rest of them and I will say some off the rules I have found loopholes to)

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Aizawa is crying

[@GretchenGoebel]

For the taping one use glue or rubber cement

[@TheDUDERulez1]

16:41 Was wondering why he hadn't mentioned him yet.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

He had to show up eventually

[@phoenixstar5637]

I have never laughed so hard before this is a pure masterpiece 😊🎉😊🎉😊🎉😊😊🎉🎉😊

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I’m so glad I was cackling the whole way though making this it still makes me laugh to listen back to

[@PotatoWithALaptop]

I love this this is amazing.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Glad you liked it I had so much fun with it I find it so funny 🌸💖🌸💖

[@YellowMochiiz]

Kirishimas battle cry one got me immediately 😂

[@mhashipper2953]

Pleaseee that was so amazing I can’t even Thanks so much!!!

[@metroplex-rx9pt]

i like thatu made aizawa even more like me i did not no that was even posebl

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I guess even miracles can happen

[@azrael9011]

What can we even do now? Arson? Arson.

[@funtime-mx6mj]

Doctor bright will be proud

[@DinoLoverGaming]

13:21 did Aizawa loophole his own rule?

[@ralphbrant1890]

Just like Dr Brite

[@melaniejakubowycz2793]

I’d like to think that all these rules are put in after multiple incidents.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Oh definitely

[@braydeslaurier5960]

I mean,that's the reason some rules exist

[@niobedragones7347]

Just- I have so many questions. Just, 💜Masterpiece 💜👌

[@H3ghs2834]

Love this

[@creepywaffles4783]

What happened to poor midoriya at the end?

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Probably still in shock that anyone could have a crush on him hasn’t snapped out of it yet 🤣

[@creepywaffles4783]

@@eleanorelizabeth (kinda wish there was more lol) imagine being in a class with 19 other students who are also SIMPletons for you. The simpventures of 1-A

[@eleanorelizabeth]

@@creepywaffles4783 they simp so hard for their sunshine broccoli boy

[@troublescorn]

Man wrote a whole book.

[@henridupreez7103]

Reminds me of the 'Things Dr bright is not allowed to do' in the scp fandom

[@abibiscus4574]

I can't believe how funny this was! Had me rolling at almost every one! 😂😂😂 Comedy Gold!

[@ranaewalker4262]

Omg I can't breathe laughing so damn hard!

[@eleanorelizabeth]

This fic is just too funny

[@klsacarson4755]

It only took a few hours to raise the building.

[@Orchid_official]

I LOOve the spider podfic refrence!!!

[@goosesatan]

shouldn’t’ve is a contraction right? Or have I been lying to myself my whole life

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I had to google this apparently shouldn’t’ve is something you can say but it’s something you should write as you can only have one contraction

[@Bdub323]

Shouldn't have, it's only a "verbal" contraction if you say it right.

[@michealThompson-p1n]

I seriously want to watch episode of them all doing these things

[@lunarglitch2240]

This was so LONG 🤣

[@eleanorelizabeth]

There’s a lot of chaos to get through

[@lunarglitch2240]

@@eleanorelizabeth True

[@chari6010]

CHAOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Mwahahahahahahaha yes bring on the choasssss 😈😈😈

[@Ella-gw3me]

Rule 163 is insulting I should be able to carry a sword to class bc I'm a lesbian

[@eleanorelizabeth]

There should definitely be a lesbian exemption clause

[@ranaewalker4262]

This is so hilarious 😂

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Agreed

[@keresfarsight3576]

This is so chaotic

[@eleanorelizabeth]

I know right those little demons

[@adriannewhite4220]

Oh and bakugos left hand. WTH is wrong with his left hand that is exploding stuff.

[@cindysmith-p4x]

Not the frog pride parades 😂😂

[@peterpott2535]

I think they are a seriosly compet with Dr. Jack Bright

[@kitebrethren]

This sounds like a very fun school.

[@BlueButterfly-podfics]

It's so funny

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Just my chaos children causing absolute mayhem it’s this natural state of being

[@romynstapleton]

2000 do not go to a cat shop at 2 in the morning

[@Moonstone_Oli]

I fell onto my back multiple times from laughing!

[@Shotos_Main_Conspiracy]

Well they found that loop hole

[@elfi643]

This poor, poor man

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Give him a raise

[@Cale_Hentuise]

202 did i hear that right?

[@BRUtahn]

Amazing!!!

[@Cerra-uo3wt]

I think that Aziwia should add not allowed to do arson onto the list

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Rookie mistake really

[@ems0432]

I was laughing so hard all the way through this.

[@Lector_Omniscius]

Hand chopping Knifes

[@yukisolace-deangelo]

The Dabi comment I can't

[@Lily-lq3qn]

200 RULES!!! and shinsou is aizawa and mics secret love child.

[@GenderWhatsThat-cy8fl]

Yes. Just yes.

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Facts

[@veeteeplayz8073]

why did i hear 202 and not 102?

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Haha I totally said 202 didn’t I wow I didn’t even notice

[@veeteeplayz8073]

@@eleanorelizabeth i was like hold up i need to check the fanfic if it was really a 202

[@eleanorelizabeth]

Nope it was just me 102 rules deep into those chaos gremlins

[@Zeus_PersassysUncle]

wait a minute the rules say no experimenting on class mates what about teachers?

[@alarosebaster2626]

Rules 128 I love that fic!

[@Bella-hk3ds]

1:02 2:17 5:59 6:03 6:44 8:36 9:09 9:58 10:08 11:51 14:11 15:31 17:06 23:43 27:40 30:07 31:35 32:09 32:51 38:22

[@Derek18777]

30:50 is the best

[@jinglesthedeafcat9238]

I have one thing to say, and one thing to say only… What the actual f(quack) did I just listen to? -cough-AndNowI’mGoingToListenToMoreExactlyLikeThis-cough-

[@adriannewhite4220]

Why do ai think oen of teh things Aizawa had to do to get NightEye to help has something to do with his virginity. (Just me. Okay😅)

[@Tragedyloves]

Is it a bad thing that when the rules stopped being told I screamed arson

[@Pikachew675]

Honestly something about mha is odd you know how hunterxhunter has the prev character? That guy is so much worse then mineta, so its intertesting went mineta is never in any comic other then the Bud of a joke

[@Random-sl3sb]

What the fuck?!

[@eleanorelizabeth]

The chaos children have arrived

[@castform5032]

47 is less a rule and more a statement same with 84