[ENG SUB] Kanae Reads His Fans Fantasies About Him [Nijisanji]

Kanae gets curious about what type of fantasies his fans have about him and asks them to send him some. Turns out for some... unexpected results.
(Was unlisted, will make it public and see how it goes...)
Vtuber: Kanae
/ kanaechannel
Original stream:
• 朝飯食うべ！！｜あさごはん【にじさんじ/叶】
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[@ruminclips]

For those of you that don't know what a "marshmallow" is: It's a way to send messages anonymously! You'll see many vtubers (especially in Nijisanji) and fans using it on Twitter. That being said, Kanae has closed his for an indefinite period of time for the sake of his mental health so please make sure you're sending nice messages to your biases

[@HeavHo]

I'd like to add something: If you have to absolutely send one in English, use VERY simple English, try to keep it as gramatically correct as possible (as to make it easier to machine translate should they want to) and if possible, add your own Japanese translation directly in the marshmallow. Unless it's someone with good English (like Yumeoi), it'll be intimidating if it's filled with words they've never seen and internet shorthands. This is just my 2 cents on the matter of English marshmallows.

[@ruminclips]

@@HeavHo Yes, definitely! Keep it simple and free of memes/slang unless you're to someone well versed in it. They will take what you say literally even if you don't mean to.

[@catbuns_]

Ah, i was wondering why his wasnt available ;_;; i hope he's okay

[@Ruki1411]

@@HeavHo yep, i saw some guys send an essay of ~1000 words of hard english and even me have a bit trouble of wtf did he saying, to a indie japanese vtuber. she confused, trying to read (and gg translate) it but must stop halfway (me too if i was her) then in the comment, that guy asked/spam (in english and gg jp trans) why she not continue, did she not understand english (lol what). A very bad behavior

[@ukisballs5522]

I actually talked to soraru since i was a fan and was able to speak to him a few but im quite thankful for it and even got complimented desu!! 😁💕

[@freshwatershad]

letting people draw lewd pics of you is one thing but this guy straight up read his own smut, what a legend

[@nemuiro15]

wth is a smut lmao

[@770apostle]

@@nemuiro15 erotic stories, I belive lol

[@regineeufraxia2574]

He's one mad lad 😂

[@kin.4198]

@@regineeufraxia2574 big ass mad lad istg💀

[@yeleoh]

ngl i would do the same

[@alonto3375]

To be fair, if I knew people were fantasizing about me, I'd also love to hear it no matter how weird it is

[@Derpyderpderper]

Same, it's nice to know that a mere thought of me, no matter how weird it is, crosses peoples mind once and a while

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

And I'll correct my dialogs

[@sandya8219]

I agree wholeheartedly

[@mypassport5436]

It's nice to hear someone talking or thinking about me, period. Unless they're badmouthing.

[@sh4k410]

【 bro... 】

[@Anticlimaxers]

I love how he's more annoyed by the genuinely wholesome fantasies than by the depraved ones

[@yume5706]

Right???? He loves the lewd ones but the wholesome ones he scoffs its so hilarious

[@mononono645]

You can sense genuine delight from his voice while reading the marshmallows XD

[@aldi_the_flash2496]

How tf does this shit got 1.4K likes but no comment

[@aaaaaaaa123a]

@@aldi_the_flash2496 i was wondering that

[@koiyoka2374]

lurkers be like

[@kasuka_ch]

Iirc Kanae has a 70% male fanbase

[@tdwl2802]

that won't stop us

[@KusaneHexaku]

not my fault hims a cute aight

[@LunarEdge7]

70% male fanbase, most of lewds making him out to be seme.. I think his fans can have a new term lmao

[@iwanttodie9653]

and that's +1 for the gays

[@Emkito]

we are all bottoms for kanae

[@Reduce135]

kanae looks like a bottom but he only has top energy

[@jzesu9889]

Power Bottom Kanae

[@pouso3850]

Switch exists

[@Yuilyxlyy]

*switch existed*

[@AA-pv6mi]

Switch

[@izanagi5136]

明石手 rip switch

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

I ain't gonna lie, i fantasized about him looking at a burning city and goes "gotta go" to which i reply "do you really have to" and then he says "because it's my job to save the world" and leaps from the top of a building. Edit: I may have accidentally create a fangirl magnet comment. It's working quite well.

[@sen4845]

⁉️😭

[@tiredrin8735]

spiderman kanakana 😭😭

[@hamuleto]

😭😭😭

[@yukkiyukkiii2493]

...

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

im actually screaming oh myg od help 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Xanek]

Kanae and his fans are wild lol, him asking for those fantasies and the fans sharing them.

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

He reads his own fan fics, this guy is amazing

[@Muffins4moi]

4:54 AHHGSHSJSJ THE “nice, I don’t dislike that kinda stuff” STOP PLAYINNNNNNN 🖐🖐🖐🖐 THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING

[@KeiKunDesu]

Isn't this basically selfcest lol

[@izanagi5136]

The self insert ones are lmao

[@ShanaNakazawa]

kanae's lowkey implying he wants to read more uke kanae??? your wish is my command, my good sir

[@Whoisme993]

Yes I shall do the honor (and not post it on my yt channel only for mah eye)

[@metallickandy]

I laughed too much, but this is a prime example that most Kanae fans are maso. What a legend, having a good time while reading other people’s fantasies about himself, I need that kind of shamelessness.

[@Suwundae]

Ya'll strange my only fantasy of him involves him getting on my Genshin Impact account and whaling for me And then I thank him With a kiss That slowly gets more passionate And then we break away so I can thank him with a meal And he asks what's for dessert And then I say me 😳😤😩😖😏😔

[@sen4845]

😭😭💀

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

😆😆😂

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

😳 🥲

[@p00t]

i love how this progressed LMAOAOAOWJJSJS

[@venushimatcha]

😆😆👌

[@hanamya]

Gosh I love that he’s having so much fun reading these fantasies and the people who wrote them are amazing 😂 thank you for translating ❤️✨

[@flaviovasquez8438]

This was hilarious lol I can honestly say I have had "fantasies" about Kanae too but not like those he mentioned in this stream. I'm studying digital art and communication with a focus on Film and TV so I usually come up with scenarios or stories about the stuff I watch on a regular basis. Kanae is my favorite VTuber so naturally I have put some thought about how an anime featuring him and other VTubers from Nijisanji would play out. The most interesting "plot" I could come up with had the VAs behind their respective VTuber live a day in what would be the "storyline" or "lore" for each character, Isekai style. Thanks for the translation!

[@Haya-ce8ue]

whats sending me is that most of the stories have ore/boku instead of watashi

[@alisharafa6959]

Not good with JP, what does it mean? :0

[@redbeanice514]

ore/boku is used by males, which means most of the marshmallows in the video were sent by males

[@zxsona]

To the person who submitted the marshmallow about their life hack of blasting Kanae’s stream.. I will now be taking that life hack once I live by myself 😂

[@Catdemondarkness]

"Rather dream about Kanae and Kuzuha, than Kanae and me" Why not both??? I just had a dream that I was playing FPS games with them and Kuzuha said something that really made me laugh and Kanae instantly started hardcore teasing me about how I was 'too easy to please' so..... Take that as you will.

[@mynameistoosacredtoshareto7020]

Reminding you that you commented this

[@Mewos-l8z]

"I'm good at forgetting things" everyone else: Kanae-san *we know.*

[@qu2157]

'and he stabbed me with a ballpoint pen' HOLY SHI- IM GETTING WEAK HERO VIBES (its a webtoon)

[@darioivanjimenezremache6509]

Welp, that's enough Vtuber videos for today. Also, thanks for the translation るみん, keep up the good work!

[@euniessi]

HDJSJSHS KANAE DONT BE SHY READ THOSE CHRONOIR FICS FOR US

[@123happily]

‘Yours is a softball’. I love this translation, perfect

[@nauka7565]

I bet Kanae is a big tall man in real life ahahah

[@RichArchilles]

I am ever impressed how so many vtuber tl clips have gone so far without a single dislike. It's been a week and it's still zero. Maybe in the future there will be or this comment will stir up the rebellious spirit in some of you, but as of right now it's incredible.

[@blondie1583]

I love that he has a sense of humor

[@nishinoyayuu7908]

"There doesn't seem much of me on the bottom" Me:your wish is my command.

[@miruneverdies]

Truly a legend amongst men. Though tbh I wouldn't mind looking through stuff people would write about me, if they were to write about me. It's actually pretty curious and I've outgrown the 'NO IT'S FILTH' part of me long ago. In fact, I'd be correcting grammar, spelling and punctuation whilst reading it.

[@asadayo]

i had to look away every 5 seconds due to second hand embarrassment 💔

[@SENKarma]

kanae what have you seen-

[@weeb-chan1926]

is there anything he's ashamed of?! im fucking dying here and he's so chill XD

[@yato134]

3:11 saving this for my mental stability😭✨ ilysm kanae

[@leflamf.c.u.]

THS MAN REALLY READ SMUT OF HIMSELF I CAN'T-

[@klayrollivan5558]

this is some strange realm I've delved in

[@oumousama8543]

I’m shook how is he so casual about this. I would have never suspected, I’m literally dying of embarrassment as he reads these because second hand embarrassment 😂

[@nyanchan3595]

kanaes mouth mechanics never fail to impress me hes so good at enunciating

[@jangchubpeldon2402]

god the dialogue is killing mr Im saving it this is the most precious fan service

[@zerobladehonmono]

I've been falling harder and harder for Kanae through all these random kirinuki and it's a little scary

[@someoneveryunimportant9136]

There, now you got the kanae audio ☺️

[@qu2157]

i think i paused the video 145679876 times just to laugh XD

[@beermaus]

WHO IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE HIM

[@cheesecake8448]

THIS IS KANAE AND HE'S ICONIC

[@courtney4155]

idk why this is in my recommended but it’s funny as fuck

[@marshalltoby6994]

im getting so embarrassed from him just asking if fans have ever fantasized about sex

[@lei1043]

I can't hahahaha. Props to him for being able to read his own fanfics 😂 I can't even watch this video without getting 2nd hand embarrassment. I'm very intrigued by what they've written but I seriously can't 😂😂

[@nekonao9471]

1:29 This person... they are speaking the language of gods

[@dannamals]

His laugh- ugh I’m such a simp it’s disgusting 😔

[@misachan3766]

He's enjoying this😂

[@arneyd1793]

seems like a lot of us wants to be killed by kanae-san lmfaoooo

[@nyxion2771]

THE AMOUNT OF SECOND EMBARRASSMENT 😭😭😭✨

[@yubin1137]

your voice is comforting i love it

[@pandy1578]

ohh my god i was dying from second hand embarrassment, or more like, the way he was calm about it got me so flustered

[@chongjunxiang3002]

Alternative title: Video 1: Parasocial interaction between his viewers, himself and his online personality.

[@MeMoRiEsWeShArEoOo]

How is he so composed reading this... I cringed so much lmao

[@lumine2834]

I really wanna understand and speak fluent Japanese now

[@Ria-vj3ch]

Japanese voices are just 💗💗

[@dangowo]

I think we all know who that "other party" is LMAO

[@imout2008]

lmao this is wild

[@805cemarc3]

i like this model way more. the long ponytail felt forced bc he was soft.

[@itschubbybunny6104]

I have no idea who you are but you're adorable

[@gloomsi]

6:49 to 6:59 GOD I WISH

[@araya600]

he could be a seiyuu

[@Crosshill]

oh no im getting sucked into the vtuber hellhole because i ironically started watching clips like this to be entertained by people who unironically like vtubers

[@YanYan-id7kc]

I'd just like to say 😧📸

[@huachengxieliantgcf]

I really want to know more about him. Like, he's a KZbinr? Was he an idol? What about those shipps, is someone that collabs with him and then the fans shipp?

[@pattywu9301]

Yes,he’s more of a youtuber than an idol,and yes most of the ships come from collab !

[@eeva4700]

He's basically a streamer, I don't think he can be called as idol but he's sometimes sing. As you said people in vtuber Collab a lot, there are people in nijisanji (company that he work for) that have a group that have many collab together like Chronoir (kanae and kuzuha), kanaeboshi (kanae, hoshikawa) or another example like sanbaka (Ange, lize, toko)

[@kanaerotto4668]

Kanae is a big vtuber from Nijisani but his streams are dominated with gaming, you should watch his game stream, he was basicaly feared and is called as monster gamer even japanese esport players know him. He likes to troll other people and has this calm demeanor but can suddenly change into crazy person and calming down like nothing happened. Because of this, he is known as psychopath by other vtubers and his viewers. Even until now his viewers still has a hard time reading him. About ship, he was massively shipped with his best friend, a fellow nijisanji streamer, Kuzuha. They even got unit named ChroNoiR, and doesnt help that Kuzuha is the most popular male vtuber and Kanae is second to that(as many people like to ship popular x popular)

[@hplssra4780]

am i the only one who gets so much second-hand embarrassment? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣😂

[@ballsjugglerglugluglug]

They’re so thirsty, give them some water.

[@meuthecat]

Damn that lucky bastard get his fanfic voiced by the actual person I'm so jellyyyy

[@Azeren_ren]

Ikr!

[@LSMadness]

*insert sickening but curious meme*

[@hexfizgamingch]

@@LSMadness Priest is that u ? we know curiousity kill the cat

[@menolade]

Ikr it feels so surreal

[@igotthisnamefromanamegener1891]

😭

[@ivory753]

I, too, want to be the chair that he kicks when he's raging

[@arsnohachikoi1767]

And constantly being below him... Aghhhh

[@atsushissuspenders157]

Ars no Hachikoi I-

[@Paako414]

@@arsnohachikoi1767 Big mood

[@AA-pv6mi]

Ars no Hachikoi mood.

[@MsDj03]

*In the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit-*

[@jhkgyg098]

Kanae really just went "okay whos been writing smutty fanfiction of me raise your hand high so i can then read it." Today is gonna be called Kanae gets his ego stroked for half and hour.

[@user-ty9yp6xq6n]

jhkgyg098 That's not the only thing getting stroked for half an hour.

[@iwanttodie9653]

@@user-ty9yp6xq6n stroking the pages of the bible that is

[@katakej7557]

@@iwanttodie9653 AMEN

[@xalivent5460]

@@iwanttodie9653 amen

[@Vitx0o]

@@iwanttodie9653 *AMENN* (damn that's smooth)

[@diab0und]

LOLOL IMAGINE HAVING YOUR SELFINSERT FIC LAUGHED AT BY THE GUY IT'S ABOUT OOF

[@jasmine-oe1hs]

GOODBYE

[@YanYan-id7kc]

BYE BECAUSE ID DIE

[@yume5706]

My actual last reason😭

[@kazuh1ko_]

GOODBYEEEEEE I mean if it’s face to face I will die But on the other side of the screen maybe not.

[@abcdtemp]

i also just realized, the self fanfic used the masculine pronoun "ore".

[@imstupid880]

Fujoshi: I prefer KanaexKuzuha Kanae: *Alright, that's where we draw the line*

[@allise8370]

"You weren't supposed to do that-"

[@huachengxieliantgcf]

Can u explain to me who is kuzuha? I'm really new here

[@allise8370]

季節りおた A guy who's friend with Kanae. Theres alot of clips of them so Im sure youll learn more. Also welcome and enjoy your stay!!

[@vxnxllx2220]

@@huachengxieliantgcf Kuzuha is another nijisanji member. They both the same member who concentrating in games. They are a really close friend and spent a lot of times together.. They also in the same vocaloid group called ChroNoir, with the members only both of them. U can check them out^^ also kuzuha is totally a cutie pie❣

[@bootlegshima3126]

He probably feels weird about it cuz they’re roommates

[@hase2944]

I'm glad he enjoys reading those and I respect how he's chill with them and can laugh even at the weirdest ones. though I do admit I'm scared to fantasise about vtuber, I feel like once you've crossed the line there's no coming back edit.... I thought I'd share a hack put your phone under your pillow while the audio is playing, it'll feel like your resting on his chest

[@izanagi5136]

Lmao that was a quick shift.

[@Techzors]

lmao this edit

[@steveweighner]

This edit feels lonely..... I tried it and yes it does.....

[@remedymybrokenheart]

HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE IT OMGGGG

[@mwwwfc2918]

You die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

[@lucasfigueiredo1858]

Kanae actually makes me question my sexuality.

[@Emkito]

kanaesexual

[@izanagi5136]

Emkito yes

[@inkheart2007]

Emkito yes

[@ria_x_rose]

Even tho i am a straight female he somehow manages to melt and confuse my brain to the point where idek wtf i like anymore....just that he makes me feel things🥴🥴

[@koo-core7274]

same. i am a gay girl yet kanae. he's literally my ideal gf and he's not even a girl💀

[@TheCrystal0817]

i really admire how cool he was (and even expecting all of them to be from...?) with male fans fantasies!! in the stream he always pointed out “oh so this one is from a girl huh!” like he just expected the rest to be from men (which they all probably were)(lol). i really admire that ;; hes so chill... also i wonder how many chronoir bl shippers fantasies he was scrolling past LOL seemed like a lot... shame he couldnt talk about those :’D also sounds like he wants to be thought of as a uke more so *takes notes*

[@sc_endlessdreams]

UKE KANAE

[@TheCrystal0817]

Ai Sekaino your MIND

[@steveweighner]

@@TheCrystal0817 SWITCH KANAE

[@yuusachiibochii6398]

Trust me, most of those fanfics are from girls lmao. I write yaoi fanfics too and am proud. 😂😂😂

[@KK-tl4ih]

What's an uke??

[@wetsama9920]

I was laughing so hard at that ballpen story but then I realized too late it was probably written by a male

[@nanotsuki]

The "ore" story from the first one is also by a male, it's kanae we talking about. He is high spec men and woman at the same time

[@ivory753]

I'm a girl but I can definitely imagine having a boner from pleasure after getting stabbed with a pen by Kanae

[@ShangMaoo]

@@ivory753 the number of likes when i am seeing this is what you need-

[@ivory753]

@@ShangMaoo so, 911? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShangMaoo]

@@ivory753 yes

[@ruu9821]

this was so embarrassing to listen to i had to keep pausing HSSHDG,,

[@qwqive]

SJSJX ME I KEEP PAUSING CAUSE I GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

[@grace4683]

bruh same this video took me legit a couple of hours to watch LMAO

[@sen4845]

this is my 2nd time watching and iT STILL HURTS

[@coralchan1660]

Me too ;; i just listen "Don't you remember" with his soft voice and i needed to pause it XD

[@glutenfreecookiestastelikenoth]

Lmao same i pause like every 5sec

[@egg8924]

HAHAH KANAE VOICE ACTING THE FANFIC THO.. the fans must be somewhere in heaven rn

[@GrassKusa]

see the thumbnail: wtf? watched the clip: wtf??

[@azzyrito]

felt that

[@Goqolen]

Fr

[@vampihana]

i know this man is packing

[@izanagi5136]

Kanae emanates bde

[@莫真心]

exactly

[@ria_x_rose]

I remember this clip where Akina was talking about how he slept over at Kanae's place irl and had to leave early in the morning because he wanted to kiss him but stopped himself from doing something bad. It only confirmed to me that Kanae is gorgeous irl and is def packing some heat💀💀💀

[@hasnyharuddin8157]

Maria Rose omg can you give me the link 😭

[@dudewhat8334]

FR 😭 YOU CANT TELL ME THIS MAN DOESNT RADIATE ABSOLUTE CHAD ENERGY

[@Wordslay]

Surprised no one submitted joke fantasies where they're in the middle of an overdramatic life-threatening situation and they're just doing something lewd with Kanae

[@sen4845]

damn that wouldve been hilarious 😭

[@catbuns_]

He's enjoying this so much 🤣🤣 you like to see our shameful side huh Kanae? The part abt "rather than fantasizing abt me and kanae, i fantasize abt kanae and kuzuha" really got me 🤣 Thank you for translating! 😊

[@voiddelta0]

Damn right 😂

[@bebekgeprek8376]

omg, im not the only one XD

[@katsu558]

A wise man once said- 1:27

[@maurotula]

He is just saying what we all think

[@TheAmubis]

That's where we draw the line

[@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898]

🚨🚓👮

[@kanaerotto4668]

i bet the other name he can't say is kuzuha😂 there are so many doujinshi of them lol

[@Cerita__Dunia]

Actually, since he said its from a shipper it's probably KanaeYou. Shipper is for BxG cuz the BxB is called fujoshi.

[@kanaerotto4668]

@@Cerita__Dunia eh? i think it's called shipper in general for any kind of ships.. if you actually go to twitter, and found the keywords, they have more than kneyu.

[@pupseus]

I feel like this video is a gentle slap in the face since just a couple nights ago I had a dream where I was dating Kanae bruhh

[@vinny-gq6nz]

I think we all had a dream where we were dating Kanae.

[@shiv1000]

Bisexual man here... _sigh_ everyone has dreamt about that... Mans can do some headshot while he can Heartshot us fans ❤️

[@nyloxyloto4871]

I read somewhere that Kanae prefers to be the uke in a BL situation, how true is that?? 😂

[@Latency345]

Depends on the partner

[@u_shiro]

uwaaaaaa, an uke kanae? what a dream

[@ipurpleu385]

Where did you read that from? I don't remember seeing kanakana say that even once :/

[@aikasakamaki7182]

I'm sorry but he give otome voice actor vibe xD

[@ryunken518]

Ngl the self insert one reminds me of the alarm clock otome (forgot the name of the app) 😂😂😂

[@tumbleweed9652]

@@ryunken518 situation bf?

[@midnight_k609]

I can't beleive this dude straight up asked about his own smuts and fanfics 😅 lol.

[@kacang9128]

Kanae: reading the fanfic Me: getting second hand embarrassment 😳

[@Momo-ic1vq]

I respect both the male and female fans who would send those... even if it was anonymous you would need a bit of courage,, or recklessness ig. Kanae is a legend for letting this happen and being so calm about it

[@nleahc]

I don't know what is happening with my YT recommendation but this is the third time I clicked on a video about whoever this person is

[@g_jansol3116]

Ohhh? Do you still watch him?

[@nleahc]

@@g_jansol3116 I haven't seen any recommendation lately and I forgot their name so I couldn't search them up. I just remember what the character looks like

[@banana_chip_stained]

Thats literally happening to me rn

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

Man Kanae is having way too much fun with this

[@tragikomedy]

3:10 leaving this here for myself lmao

[@MsDj03]

Okay but for real though, if I met this man in real life I'd get a cardiac arrest and dissociate from my mortal body in a span of 0.3495 sec. While I don't fantasize about this dude, I would DIE just to get a hug from him,,, he seems so soft.

[@nauka7565]

I bet he's a big tall man in real life

[@hminchyu2142]

@@nauka7565 eh~~ i wouldn't really call tall, but i saw somewhere on google that he's about 178cm?? idk

[@nauka7565]

@@hminchyu2142 it would be funnier if he's very tall

[@bibidibabidiboo]

I've been kinda binging on his videos after stumbling upon one and honestly, I can't get a read on him, but he sounds scary lol. I don't know anything about gaming etc but it's fun watching these videos.

[@anak5880]

Honestly, same I don't even know Japanese but it's entertaining to watch those videos

[@dah2rah]

My sexuality is being tainted by this smug man, what have I become

[@shiv1000]

Come join the Bisexual Club here my friend ✨

[@wuxians]

this was so fun to watch lmaooooo kanaetai 200iq life hacks. and the stabbing ball point pen... i was expecting something like this but this is better lmaooo thank you for your hardwork!

[@bootlegshima3126]

Imma be honest About half of my fantasies are just wholesome cuddles He just looks so warm and huggable TwT

[@shiv1000]

Mines like that too. Half of them are wholesome and half of them are... Questionable. Not NSFW, but something questionable... Yeah let's not just talk about those lmao

[@ieatcheese9013]

5:00 when he said he likes that kinda stuff ////