Rumpelforeskin | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 196

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The boys riff on the weirdest things they've ever put their dicks in, the difficulties of watching porn with your girlfriend, and then react to Cherdley's recent boxing match. They also get into another Michael Flight Fight and hear from a listener that did some risky vacation banging.
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0:00 - Michael is Starving, Dick Like a Fandango, Doordash Fiasco
11:33 - Post-Travel Nut, Eating Vs. Fucking
13:38 - Michael's Flight Fight
28:27 - P*rn on GF's Phone, Watching with GF, GF Cucked Herself?
36:09 - Interviewing BYU Kids, Some People Own Banks
43:37 - Loud Sex Update
48:46 - Reacting To Cherdley's Fight
55:28 - Raw Dog JO, Foreskin Tricks
59:34 - Presidential P*rn, Remembering Some Presidents
01:04:26 - Horny off 4Locos, Cumming in Broad Daylight
01:06:36 - Sock Talk: Diet Coke Cock, Michael's Mangina, Frat Guy Brain
01:12:14 - Weirdest Thing You've Put Your D*ck In
01:22:33 - Secret Sock: Risky Vacation Sex
01:29:48 - We Saw a Psychic??
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[@BeastMacin11]

Loving the longer podcast lately. Not sure if it’s intentional or just working out that way but I appreciate them.

[@sideshowstereo]

agreed 💯

[@TheOffD]

As someone with ADHD, this was relatable on a higher level than usual. The chaos of the first 30 minutes is terrific. #MentalZoomies

[@impossiblegems]

Terrific? I have adhd but this Is just painful because with adhd you need something to be useful/ fulfilling I. Someway! This is verbal diarrhea and they are comedians?

[@based_will]

Starve Michael before episodes more often please. His bit about the manjina was off the rails 😂

[@10isawsome]

I only saw the last two seconds of the middle seatgeek ad, but all I saw was Michaels face loookin like he was about to start crying so I had to rewind the ad and see what happened lol. That was the funniest ad break Ive seen

[@danielbremer5065]

47:13 Trevor's stroke begins mid-ad 47:40 Trevor can only keep committing 48:02 His brain melts

[@1ovekiky]

im diggin the texture and color of that button up

[@ransonmcconahay5275]

@40:40 I grew up Mormon like thirty minutes away from the byu campus and hearing this shit is hilarious

[@maxomalley1980]

Im glad i didn’t skip the ads 😂 47:50

[@liviejohnston9794]

I was JUST thinking the same thing. I actually laughed harder than Michael believe it or not 😂😂😂

[@MrNOLIMITSOULJA13]

I’m still laughing at this 😂😂😂😂

[@danielbremer5065]

48:25 trevor knows exactly what to say to send micheal to the hospital for respiratory arrest from laughing

[@LurchSLOWVGT]

Coolaid, tang,caprisun commercial were fire

[@katiemacdonald4703]

As someone that went to BYU, I could definitely tell you some stories

[@tylerseidel809]

If you're anything short of a body builder, an Amish guy would probably fuck you up. I'm from central PA where there's a ton of Amish, and with all the labor they do, they're certifiable workhorses

[@thatoneuser8600]

35:23 they are so good at predicting what's going to be said next so fast (and their talking speed is really fast), how the hell do they do it? Any standup comedians wanna give some tips on this particular skill? 😆

[@OoBROLYoO1]

One of the reasons I like Wednesdays for 🤙

[@rracks]

The teal blazer is givingggggg

[@abigailadams4947]

Okay so I just have to share my DoorDash story. We ordered wendys and the guy called and said where’s your house. I explained and this guy never showed up. So he specifically asked if we lived in a brick house. Which we do not. So I said no. He put our order at the abandoned brick house up the road. We saw it sitting there the next day.

[@shaista.saffari]

I read your comment because i felt bad it had one like and it had to be you but i wish i hadnt

[@Glitter.Is.Meta87]

Bag tag story hilarious 😂

[@thump3r753]

ayye set my day off right stiff fam

[@nicholasjarvison6929]

Thought skiplagging could get you kicked off airlines

[@justinbreeze]

Def hitting up that Atlantic City show!!! My guys always killing it 💪🏻💪🏻🔥😂

[@Ctpg93]

New listener here. Actually Laughing at the shit these dudes say. Great as a "walking the dog pod". Mad chemistry between both guys

[@impossiblegems]

What other comedians do you find funny? I’m seriously wondering who their audience is

[@Ctpg93]

@@impossiblegems ari shaffir, Luis j Gomez, Tom Segura, and big jay okerson. My 4 favs right now. What about yourself?

[@boshaft]

Happy Cocktober Stiff Socks!

[@jloneida]

Michael my friends make fun of me or using fandango too 😂😂

[@cactuspat8051]

This ad was fukn hilarious 🤣 47:50

[@robstorey3712]

Great show today guy much love

[@sideshowstereo]

One of my fav eps lmao

[@chrismunroe6011]

can anybody tell me what trevor’s shirt is ?

[@tamikah3668]

Fandango😂😂😂

[@mattsims2851]

Gotta look up the unaired skittles commercial

[@bringmethehorizon129]

When you gate check a bag you get the bag on the jet bridge at the next stop. Not a big deal

[@CrimsonCrad]

Where is that overshirt from?

[@sarahsaphira2791]

This episode touched my soul and I’m not sure what that says about me but it’s ok

[@briperez777]

1:01:50 whoever that philly dude is has a nice ass voice frfr.

[@desireechavez6333]

WHERE IS GABE

[@Bubbasky]

I actually live in Provo and my dad works at byu ( yes I grew up Mormon) I can tell you that a lot of Mormons be fucking, drinking, and smoking.

[@10isawsome]

Horniest president?? How did they NOT say BILL CLINTON LMFAO EDIT: Okay thank you Michael!! They finally realized Bill Clinton lol

[@tomrorick3949]

I live in Albany, NY hate it! Lol

[@zakkcarroll6489]

Dude Ohio has a food chain called FRICKERS. No lie

[@danielbremer5065]

What kind of fucking socks are those? I love them!

[@danielbremer5065]

Stiff ones got it

[@Timmy-49]

you guys should do a podcast with The comedian matt rife

[@hereforever3234]

When I was 5... head and shoulders bottle probably accumulated lots of yeast

[@chasebanton1727]

39:02 On behalf of Chase's everywhere, I can confirm these facts

[@hahlayelston1028]

I literally love them so much ❤️ there my favorite people ever

[@isticmusicmuse722]

both of them comedy

[@henrypowell6377]

Trev better have beat

[@foochocolate]

micheal is jay bilzerian from big mouth

[@stiepanholkien605]

Cheesy onion pretzel sticks.

[@emerygrimm]

Hey I go to JMU!!! Let’s go dukes!!

[@druwvargo4287]

That was my Xbox name in like 2008-2010. Rumple4skinzz

[@sethreidy9338]

Baby oil is the TRUTH!

[@laytonvanleeuwen2207]

Idk if this is a mendella effect but why does micheal look different

[@madubt]

Michael you gotta be careful with that skiplag stuff. And maybe don't shout them out on a podcast, you can be blacklisted by airlines for using those sites if the airlines catch on. Source: my mom has worked for American airlines for 35years and just told me a story about that a couple weeks ago.

[@Matt-ou2qe]

What the heck is going on around here? What the heck man, bro bro

[@everythingisbrennon7609]

25:09 Michael be playing Minecraft?

[@ellebelle1996]

s/o to JMU!! go dukes

[@isticmusicmuse722]

him lookin on u

[@kameronfarooqui5567]

Speaking of uncut some girls like the cheese

[@chrisbaker4493]

If funny people watched this there would be so many more comments.... I'm frustrated with humanity 🤦‍♂️

[@jrbanks6380]

💯

[@isticmusicmuse722]

he just lie to relate 2 him

[@isticmusicmuse722]

he maybe see his bad or nt

[@isticmusicmuse722]

vhe act ssas calm. msy be as carazy o. he hate fast. he talk to him he call thungs ggggg

[@rooster-bh6td]

let’s go

[@isticmusicmuse722]

he pn flight ne he tellinhl world o me toing me coming

[@isticmusicmuse722]

pple watchin. i doo know wy tLkin

[@isticmusicmuse722]

atop saying is fake 2 ill believe am want to be fak

[@isticmusicmuse722]

hell b|e on strsight ish . hell be all i hate he fgh i doo feel heze 4,y mk ymthem think 4. donut with thibng in.

[@isticmusicmuse722]

they hear erds lot nw in . an mk. an be so gfthhhh. an comfort.

[@dannymassaroni6048]

The more story’s that Michael tells the more I think he’s a male Karen. He’s honestly annoying.

[@GiselleReviews]

This/he is concerning lol

[@isticmusicmuse722]

yi he love hesr

[@NemPlays]

4th

[@isticmusicmuse722]

he jsuss 5alk 4 talk no ree

[@isticmusicmuse722]

if i mk them be as.

[@isticmusicmuse722]

he cut ohh b4 he beee more which is ok. they never lsughf .

[@isticmusicmuse722]

nwver. onow wifi gone hv to see hear them

[@isticmusicmuse722]

y pple. love gad no. cav| man.

[@isticmusicmuse722]

there nt open 2 gfggh. fear them

[@impossiblegems]

Came after seeing Tyler on @RickGlassman I made a big big mistake 😬

[@sarahsaphira2791]

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[@isticmusicmuse722]

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