Runaway Wedding Capital

[@Swampberry]

Sometimes you have to just push through a bush to have a successful courtship!

[@Digitiser]

Oh-hoh!

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

Of all the mazes to cheat in, the love maze is possibly the most ironic

[@martyclakson9226]

Some people just love bad boys who break all the rules... 😅

[@Digitiser]

Natural born rebel me.

[@mikepatterson1]

I didn’t have a twerking Mr Biffo at Gretna on my bingo card for this year 😂.

[@Digitiser]

You're welcome.

[@legionitalia309]

It’s funny I’ve been working in warehousing for a few years now and people write notes inside the trailers so I decided to start doing it too. I write Mr.Biffo (heart) Sanja” just because I thought it was funny and couldn’t be traced back to me. So your love is being spread across the USA. Whether you wanted it or not. #nicecoat

[@Digitiser]

This is weirdly touching!

[@bilkyasko]

Choosing a combination lock for a love lock makes the relationship seem like a temporary arrangement

[@benwhite8924]

I can't stop grinning from the news of you being married. Congratulations!

[@Digitiser]

Thanks!

[@bryanbridgwood6923]

Those padlocks are so romantic that I became fully turgid. Phwoar padlocks.

[@Digitiser]

Pad*ocks more like!

[@TimeToSlashZoom]

We had this with our wedding lol. We wanted to elope, we so nearly did! But lots of people wanted to attend, so we did the sensible thing, bought a lot of pizza and a chocolate fountain for our reception….I got hammered. Good times.

[@Digitiser]

Oh, we did ours on the cheap too. Would've been even cheaper, but the hall we hired for our "party" doubled the price when they knew it was a wedding reception...

[@Thieks]

That twerking shot 😂😂😂

[@Digitiser]

Hot, right?!?

[@PositivePuppet]

What a lovely detour on the D-Tour.

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

"The sate of my hair today..." It's the least silly you've looked in ages Biffo! Edit: Never mind I got to the twerking!

[@Digitiser]

Fair.

[@jezzermeii]

Just got to the bit about the D-Tour... you better not be building up expectation! Haha! I'd love that lol!

[@MeAuntieNora]

I guess people are doing love locks at the Grand Canyon now. They choke fish or something and Park Rangers are asking people to stop. Their statement was something like "your love may be strong, but our bolt cutters are stronger."

[@Digitiser]

Perfect response!

[@Yesterzine]

Genuinely thought the first shot after Sanja entering the maze would be you driving off without her.

[@Digitiser]

I not quite that mean...

[@alexgaras1573]

Was literally just reaching for the like button, then geeza started twerking. Well, I just couldn't after that, but I enjoyed the rest of it 🙂

[@Digitiser]

Sorry about my arse.

[@thekelvingreen]

"Unknown" 😆

[@Digitiser]

Thanks for spotting it!

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

You're spoiling us with all of these videos! I could listen to you both talk about anything and you'd make it entertaining. Although I do miss the Supernatural World stuff so for Halloween I went back and watched all the Schwencking and alien hunting. Here's hoping it'll make a return when the time is right!

[@Digitiser]

We've got something Supernatural World-y being edited at the moment. BUT! We will do a full Supernatural World, with Paul and Eli, soon.

[@BumNotes]

A 4 hour long video of both of you reading all the padlocks please!

[@Digitiser]

There was a LOT more, but it all got a bit samey...

[@greeftish]

Gottle of geer. Gottle of geer.

[@magicknight8412]

My sister got married there! Stayed there too, really nice place

[@Digitiser]

It was!

[@Psy1402]

My sister got married there! Had a lovely time. She had a similar reasoning to you to wanting to go elsewhere to get married, and similar issues with the family, but she just let them get stroppy and did it anyway.

[@Digitiser]

Your sister is stronger than we were!

[@Iris_Studios]

I proposed to Beanus in a dream but in heniz-sight it was a bad idea

[@Digitiser]

:-o

[@wesleyboyer6654]

I love seeing y'all just out and about just having a good time.

[@Digitiser]

Cheers, Wes.

[@OneSwitch]

Nice one you two. It would be interesting to track down K.A.R.L. Peculiar!

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Intriguing little bit of history to that place.

[@Digitiser]

Stuff we never knew until we went there!

[@jezzermeii]

Hahaha this was great, what a laugh! Good to see you both having fun! :)

[@thekelvingreen]

Wait. Biffo filmed Sanja going into the Maze of Coupling, but WHO FILMED BIFFO GOING IN? Beanus? Gannon? Action Man?

[@Digitiser]

Ghost.

[@j0hnsturm]

@@DigitiserPatrick Swayze?!?!!

[@CdeM]

Well that was delightfully sweet 💗

[@Digitiser]

We have our moments.

[@chrisrosenkreuz23]

A padlock is never free unless you have the key

[@SmoothEmJay]

I love you guys. Legit.

[@Digitiser]

Back atcha, EmJay.

[@plume...]

Don't worry Biffo, I got the "G G G - Anvil" reference :)

[@Digitiser]

Hurrah!

[@Toopeeneekeenho]

1:08 passed a ract 😂

[@BeasBotBonanza]

Love this ❤

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Bea!

[@snackplaylove]

💋 A nice sweet one. Don’t know that we’ve ever bothered stopping g for a look, but if there’s a shop maybe we will.

[@Digitiser]

There are MULTIPLE SHOPS. It's basically a little shopping centre.

[@TylerAtlasRay]

The love maze is a little old place where... Sometimes, I comment because I have something to say, honest.

[@Digitiser]

At least you watched this one. Nobody else did!

[@TylerAtlasRay]

Shame, they're missing a twerking Biffo.

[@Digitiser]

@@TylerAtlasRay They're the ones missing out.

[@simplesimonhadapie]

Sanja is right about gretna green being a place many people went to be wed but for a multitude of reasons. As it was being married by the blacksmith who was ordained but not the church you didnt need your parents permission there to be married so it was a place to run away and get married either to keep it secret full stop or to do so then reveal to the family

[@Digitiser]

Yes.

[@trenchardjj]

Half of those padlocks are Leaf's

[@VinceR3000]

D-tours is great. When Wales?

[@Digitiser]

Wales *might* be our next big trip...

[@deanrmarsh]

"Get off now" Paul Rose 2023

[@Digitiser]

Mantra for life.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

My wife would be so sad if I lost my ring. She bought one specifically to match what I got her. I'm bad with small things. Thankfully I haven't lost it for more than a few hours so far. 🤣

[@Digitiser]

Thankfully I found it the next week! It was literally down the back of the sofa.

[@BQhjort]

Don't want to brag, but Sanja was totally blowing me kisses, you guys. So yeah, you could say that things are getting pretty serious.

[@Digitiser]

Hussy!!!

[@Sol_Sheppy]

Why do I have to be the one? The heart shaped combo locks are from a well known adult toy retailer for cases to keep the toys in. Might be romantic, might be kinky... Biffo: "It's meant to be romantic love. That one's all just rubbed off. Look, that's rubbed off." I bet the previous owners did a fair bit of "rubbing off" too. I really hope you had hand sanitiser with you.

[@Digitiser]

Well, quite!

[@janicemaslin923]

your hilarious

[@Digitiser]

Thanks, Janice!

[@adamdenby1282]

Blood before dishonour sounds ilke there from westeros

[@jonmahashintina]

so no bagpipes in the royalty free selection...?

[@Digitiser]

Not this time.

[@gigteevee6118]

Maze Cheat!!! Mazezilla smash!!!

[@Digitiser]

The Maze Smasher.

[@alexwells6876]

Always keep your t shirt on like Winnie the pooh

[@martyclakson9226]

Or go smart/casual like Donald the Duck...

[@Digitiser]

Also keep a jar of honey to hand.

[@mw...]

There was an American couple : Fanny & Dick Forever 💓

[@alastairward2774]

Unknown? 🤔

[@davetrotter80]

Top twerking

[@Digitiser]

Thanks. Hope it wasn't too hot.

[@davetrotter80]

@@Digitiser on the cusp

[@MightyJonE]

Always thought Gretna Green was in London. Well I never! Obviously didn’t do my own research 😳 Today’s video revelation: 5:25 Mr Biffo has no friends

[@Digitiser]

Or wants to think he doesn't...

[@MightyJonE]

@@Digitiser I like the way he thinks 😉

[@mw...]

I wish you were my mum and dad

[@Digitiser]

We have far too many children already...

[@harrisonbrown7267]

Mr and Ms Sexton? More like Sexnone!

[@Digitiser]

You tell 'em!