Killing the secret shop caveman is bringing all of this bad luck
@delongchen76563 жыл бұрын
Steal from him, but why take his life?
@Dragonemperess3 жыл бұрын
@@delongchen7656 Bloodlust
@legatus_newt3 жыл бұрын
@@delongchen7656 Cavemen have families, shop keepers are just clones they are fair game.
@gavinjenkins8993 жыл бұрын
@@legatus_newt He IS talking about the caveman
@onno35733 жыл бұрын
He literally kills the only non hostile caveman each time he sees them. No wonder they never evolved and keep being hostile.
@hunterolivetree76923 жыл бұрын
The lava was hysterical just dove right into the drink
@MrMeddyman3 жыл бұрын
Yeeted himself into becoming a charcoal briquette
@SharkNinjaBlueStar3 жыл бұрын
I'll give it a 7.8. Technique was okay, but the entry was a little rough.
@jes37883 жыл бұрын
I love when the end card comes out and having 5 seconds to figure out what kills him lmao
@zilleaxolotl34573 жыл бұрын
nl talking about his brain working faster reminded me of that one owlturd comic that's like "I'm stupid *faster* "
@Gkowi3 жыл бұрын
Here's a strat for you Northernlion: When gambling, if you whip the dice after you throw it and before it settles, it is guaranteed to be a 6 or a 1. Makes things a lot easier
@Cronos8043 жыл бұрын
Why would that be true ?
@JMetal_enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
@@Cronos804 Derek is weird, it's true
@Gkowi3 жыл бұрын
@@Cronos804 that's just how it works. People found out a couple weeks ago
@derekw97243 жыл бұрын
This derek guy's brain looks like my great grandma
@punkypony51653 жыл бұрын
Time to commit this to memory.
@Lix-iv8dn3 жыл бұрын
that freakin bomb throw to get monty was a beauty
@Mikel2002223 жыл бұрын
but what about the bomb throws to get back up to the shop?
@ThatRandom213 жыл бұрын
The caveman has been avenged
@zeemaster993 жыл бұрын
Liked because we have the same pfp
@DrDouche753 жыл бұрын
yea probably one of his caveman buddies too!
@zezangado55033 жыл бұрын
brain: listens to NL's voice brain: "it's serotonin time" (thanks for the company)
@phuuc80753 жыл бұрын
What is that again?
@connoroverby88683 жыл бұрын
@@phuuc8075 It's a neurotransmitter
@derekw97243 жыл бұрын
@@phuuc8075 that's responsible for emotional regulation, a lack makes you depressed, enough makes you feel good, too much makes you feel like the color gray
@blobbem3 жыл бұрын
@@derekw9724 "A lack makes you depressed... too much makes you feel like the colour grey " The brain out here really trying to screw with us.
@alexlee78763 жыл бұрын
4:21 NL, if you whip a dice while it's rolling after being tossed, it will always roll a 6 or a 1. This makes your chances of rolling a 7 50%.
@Old_Salt3 жыл бұрын
"Given a small timeframe, my brain works slightly faster than the average person" *gets cursed by witch doctor* "That wasen't a smart move" *dies to a non moving mosqito* Never change NL. We love you and your comedic brain
@Gelfling663 жыл бұрын
Kinda rude killin the cave shop man when you could have just taken Monty and dipped lol
@samuraicupcake2893 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : powerpack adds 1 fire damage to your whip. This dmg is applied when hitting a stunned enemy, even though the whip's physical dmg is negated, although fire dmg does not spout blood for kapala. When hitting most mobs once it does them 2♥️ dmg, then +1 when stunned which finishes them. Fire also instantly kills piranah plant. Powerpack is the most useful in the jungle for this and burning vine passages.
@thewhitemonkey643 жыл бұрын
I dunno NL... since you’ve given up Jetpacking, these runs have seen at least a 10% decrease of optimal poggage. Sub 30 minutes? Must be a speedrun episode.
@bumfricker24873 жыл бұрын
it was at least 4
@VertFirstQuestion3 жыл бұрын
the funny part is, he made fun of people saying jetpack is bad because it can get you killed for so long... And then in one day he turned 180 degree and suddenly started saying Jetpack is bad...
@godlyoli78213 жыл бұрын
I love how NL didn't see it as a *chance* to become his highschool's valedictorian, but as a *RISK* lol
@samuraicupcake2893 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : you can pretty easily steal from the shopkeeper if you see a really useful but expensive item. Just make sure you have an escape plan and kill enemies and trigger traps in the way. As soon as you exit the shop with the item, jump and you'll avoid the shotgun blast. Then just avoid him, ideally by jumping down a hole or climbing up something. If you don't attack him, he'll stop following you after two levels. If you lower a rope down to an guarded exit, aggro him but stay out of his reach, he'll often leave allowing you to exit. If he kills himself on spikes or wtv it won't count to his anger timer. If you accidentally stomp him but not kill him it *will* add more angery shopkeeps at exits.
@647oskar13 жыл бұрын
Love this series a lot. Watching it is honestly the highlight of my day in this pandemic.
@litapd3113 жыл бұрын
wow, nl is truly a ruthless businessman 2:55 edit: quillback tips. if you throw things at him, he'll roll without jumping. if you stand and wait for him to jump then roll, he'll make a small hole in the ground. if quillback falls into a 2 wide hole while rolling he'll go all the way. so after throwing once, if he doesn't jump get him to the center and then just wait for him to jump
@Lix-iv8dn3 жыл бұрын
i was like “watch out for the bear tr.....”
@KevinAccetta3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice he died until like two seconds later. I was looking at the crate and thinking he was thinking how to get it lol
@AnuevoX3 жыл бұрын
It's time to make a wikipedia article for NL
@Erosionz3 жыл бұрын
So say we all
@WeebTrashTM3 жыл бұрын
Day 2 of falling asleep at 6 am to my favorite egg
@HylianPirate2783 жыл бұрын
Dice tip: If you whip the dice before it touches the ground, it's guaranteed to be either a 6 or a 1. So you can whip the dice to easily get 7s and get the items.
@PsiVolt3 жыл бұрын
for quillback he always rolls a certain distance, so you kind of just have to wait for him to walk over and get him to roll the right way more importantly the distance resets if he drops at all, so with the mattock or a bomb you can make him drop a block in the middle so when he comes back he'll go all the way over
@gristle_licker3 жыл бұрын
NL so concerned about not angering the shopkeeper, amazed that he didn't meanwhile, monty was sweating like niagara falls while he was cooking that bomb
@Dididererste3 жыл бұрын
nl looks and feels really worn out, hey buddy if you need a break you can do one any time, we understand with all the baby stuff going on and the negativity in the comment section lately, take care and stay safe nl
@surinaam11863 жыл бұрын
It must be tough having maybe 1 comment per video not be incredibly positive and instead pointing out flaws in the gameplay. I'm sure he's doing just fine.
@TheShut13 жыл бұрын
NL said many times before, if he feels like he needs a break, he will take it regardless of what fans say, this false empathy is highly unnecessary.
@samuraicupcake2893 жыл бұрын
To succeed in jungle you need to be paranoid about bear traps and constantly lookout for the little gold bits bait. Looking up or down or generally being discracted while on the move will spell your immediate and appalling doom.
@jynxdaddy3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had a terrible day and couldn’t be more excited and ready for my nightly viewing of this fantastic content!
@joehemmann11563 жыл бұрын
Murders shopkeep with his own weapon, tells him to invest in loss prevention. That's cold, brother...
@silmaryl3 жыл бұрын
My high school had so many frickin tall people. I'm 6'3" and I was in the shorter half of my friends (6'4", 6'4" and 6'6" were the taller three). Tallest guy in my year was 6'8", absolute lank. We were all very bad at basketball and other various sports, if you're wondering.
@RoxasMatheson3 жыл бұрын
14:30 At this point you can make a montage of how many times he's thought that would make it in one bomb
@Seymour1013 жыл бұрын
Migth be totally accidental that these come out at lunch for EU boys but it's a nice change of paste for this channel. I know have something to watch while I shove food down my gullet , thanks NL
@TheD1995B3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry NL, there is growing number of Canadian NBA players in the league currently. Most of them are young too so the future is bright. Pay attention to Jamal Murray, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, RJ Barrett, Brandon Clarke, and Chris Boucher in particular. They have the most upside right now.
@christempleton96563 жыл бұрын
yesterday was my 26th birthday, and at 94 hours into Spelunky 2, I beat the game for the first time. Literally made my day hahaha
@kitsunenoakai63003 жыл бұрын
I always find it very funny how NL will look for any excuse to go to jungle and has even admitted to having better runs going to get vlad's cape lol. I'm down for either path that he chooses and ultimately rooting for him to get that bow and arrow to the final boss it's great content either way I just slap my forehead every time he goes to jungle lol
@Maddoggmaxx.3 жыл бұрын
🎶Woah, “up” is the color of your energy, Woah shades of gold display natuarally🎶
@ryan10000113 жыл бұрын
everytime you kill the caveman shopkeeper you lose more and more of your soul and Derick knows and makes your seeds harder :P
@liamsmith32263 жыл бұрын
thanks for all ur vids, i absolutely pound them
@Tranchera3 жыл бұрын
Please start stealing from shopkeepers again. If you don't directly harm them it only takes one more floor to de-aggro. You leave a lot of value behind (on the speed runs especially) by just buying a bomb bag.
@seataco54823 жыл бұрын
Saved this one for dinner. Happy for the company as always :)
@Shootingkit3 жыл бұрын
*starts by using a rope to trigger an arrow trap instead of a skeleton head a few blocks away* thisll be a good video
@ratnamani82283 жыл бұрын
My boy just jumped into the Lava. Praise the Baldy for all the Laughs and Smiles in these Testing Times. 🙏
@Bimon12345673 жыл бұрын
You got a fast brain I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me, myself, I got nothing to prove
@colinpaton33043 жыл бұрын
Oh man I’ve missed the bear trap deaths
@05CENTRIC3 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by the sneakers bit. I am literally wearing my funky red sneakers today...
@Justin-xf6fe3 жыл бұрын
With the power pack, unfortunately are pretty much stuck going to the black market. And when you have the jetpack you basically have to go to the black market. And when you have the cape that's when you really know.... you have to go to the black market.
@onepureturtle3 жыл бұрын
Also, when you need verticality, you have to go to the black market
@locustsun3 жыл бұрын
"British man, Florida born, robs and brutally murders local shopkeeper stating, "Guy should'a invested more in Loss Prevention and this wouldn'tve happened to em'.""
@Hamster2k3 жыл бұрын
NL, your best runs have been volcana runs, you should consider making that your primary path.
@bavv34413 жыл бұрын
As someone who at 19 years old used to wear red cowboy boots, I do feel very called out
@Dragonemperess3 жыл бұрын
The caveman was the shopkeeper's brother. You can rest easy now, Bunga.
@flumsenumse3 жыл бұрын
Ryan, if you whip the dice it is guaranteed to land on either a 1 or a 6.
@crisco7533 жыл бұрын
Win or lose, Spelunky always seems pretty Pog to me brother.
@jasonhowell77633 жыл бұрын
That bear trap on the tree was some serious BS. Derek....
@stickypepsi32363 жыл бұрын
2:55 Northernlion, Scourge of Local Business Owners
@Madwiseace3 жыл бұрын
Ayye, comments for the algorithm, praise the POGFATHER,
@affablegiraffable3 жыл бұрын
I had not seen full tilt NL in a while, Holy, crud. Also technical analysis is utter bs. Preach, egg!
@Justin-cd7in3 жыл бұрын
legendary 3 minute speed run!
@onno35733 жыл бұрын
Dear Ryan Letourneau (Northernlion) Le pog -Onno
@KevinAccetta3 жыл бұрын
19:35 So.. what was the plan here? xD
@id3193 жыл бұрын
30 minute speed run? Pog?
@A_Wretched_Goblin3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyy the egg whipped an arrow, grats
@the_magisterate3 жыл бұрын
ngl that bear trap was hard af to see
@joknor30583 жыл бұрын
The Canadian basketball player 2 years ago is RJ Barrett whom is on the Knicks
@johnteds47613 жыл бұрын
Sad day, Alto is my favorite character.
@Kevin-gt2fg3 жыл бұрын
NL, you had climbers you could have thrown monty down and went back to get the ghost pot since it was right outside XD,. Also, you prob already know but you can climb off the edge to the spikes if it's only 1 block down.
@goldchalice3 жыл бұрын
You can use the bugs and other critters to trigger arrow traps.
@Tsundown3 жыл бұрын
4:00 am my time pog
@anthonybastianelli14433 жыл бұрын
Mega Tilt: ACHIEVED
@Mocityspirit3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that guy’s life sounded awful. He only got to live in Italy while playing basketball for a living.
@jasperzatch6103 жыл бұрын
NL, spelunky, 6 am?? Yes please. Thank you.
@Esque1233 жыл бұрын
This is a call to arms brothers. Let's get NL his own Wikipedia page!
@john_brawn3 жыл бұрын
Lovin the spelunky bruv
@Michael-bw7tz3 жыл бұрын
You fixed the episode thumbnail numbers! Hurrah!
@Charles-mi8yz3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else starting to hear the spelunky songs in their dreams? No just me?
@Osku_3 жыл бұрын
11:30am yep, time to fall asleep
@oliverb78973 жыл бұрын
woah, that's insane lol
@lewisroach87233 жыл бұрын
19:28 Not gonna lie, that one hurt me inside.
@ekuzy3 жыл бұрын
Italian basketball league is one of the best in the world. Angry Italians incoming....
@daemiax3 жыл бұрын
Good vibes.
@RoninCatholic3 жыл бұрын
I'm 5'10"-5'11" a good 177cm. This is after my ill-advised decision in childhood to actively do things I was told would stunt my growth and make me grow up short.
@lufmesquita3 жыл бұрын
Everytime NL starts talking about investing he does terrible
@MrMeddyman3 жыл бұрын
Signs that you are not of the proletariat, instead destined to spend the rest of your days working your fingers to the bones in the Isaac salt mines while the rest of us accrue S T O N K S
@Bobio3 жыл бұрын
At least 50% of my enjoyment in watching this content comes from the way you talk. The other 50% is mostly made up of pog or pog-adjacent activities.
@WaldmeisterNuruodo3 жыл бұрын
The moment when you're from Europe and NL doesn't use the metric system 😂
@joknor30583 жыл бұрын
NL, could you play as retro spelunker for next run?
@juicebox16ev3 жыл бұрын
19:34 POG
@Janju763 жыл бұрын
When will you finally get curious to take a look at the room you always see in the underground in 1-4?
@DestroManiak3 жыл бұрын
9:28 he almost died lol
@TheSchuetzeP3 жыл бұрын
where's my geoguessr, ryan-teacher :(
@gjvalleyvalley63523 жыл бұрын
Delayed for a week because he has a busier schedule. He also removed Slashers Keep.
@TheSchuetzeP3 жыл бұрын
@@gjvalleyvalley6352 Thank you. But I really just wanted to complain for the sake of complaining :D
@bosshunterman3 жыл бұрын
Sub- 30 min episode? Runnin' Out Of Hopes...
@jessemarkham39593 жыл бұрын
Rj Barrett, he plays for the knicks nl
@OrniKArnaud3 жыл бұрын
keep that content coming brother, I wanna see a Vulcana's redemption arc in the eyes of NL
@raymondhames78723 жыл бұрын
Get it, son!
@benlavine62593 жыл бұрын
yeah but then i have to bring my computer chair on all my dates?
@jaeden11323 жыл бұрын
Sad to see Slashers keep go :(
@Shnarfbird3 жыл бұрын
The way you speak isn't a bad habit.
@WrongKindOfPot3 жыл бұрын
We are all here missing slashers keep
@HorizonEdge3 жыл бұрын
Dude let it go, annoying, repetitive comments are part of the reason why it left.
@billpecoraro84213 жыл бұрын
Is this series replacing Slasher's Keep?
@Teethconsumer3 жыл бұрын
NL is 5'10? I can't believe that I'm half a foot taller than my favourite youtubers. Mathematically, that means that I'm also half a foot better than him at games
@beforever3 жыл бұрын
technical analysis is self-fullfilling nonsense - depending on how many people are convinced by it.