Running a RESTAURANT in the MOST TOXIC TOWN! (DayZ)

John and George put their thinking caps on and decide to start a RESTAURANT SHOP in TAKISTAN! We cook up some human steaks, hire some staff, kill some bandits and even host an eating challenge! We do all this whilst getting swarmed by unruly customers!
We also bump into Rev3rend816, check him out here: / rev3rend816
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#DayZ #Restaurant #Shop

[@slapslicks7531]

i think we all laughed out loud when Dane went "woah look at that!" *splat*

[@Balonishell]

Lolol

[@Peglesss]

😂😂

[@ZigMeister666]

“Whoa, look at dat!” - DANE, 2021 Rest In Peace

[@kalobpowers9907]

You guys have completely changed this game for me. I used to run around gearing up for hours and days just to get killed randomly out of nowhere and it was so frustrating. But now me and my brother run around recreating some of your themes, and some of our own, and it’s been a blast. There’s so much more to this game than just pvp and I feel like a lot of people don’t realize it. My own scenario was: We were on a server on Xbox and we met these guys who just kind of sat on the rocks at solnichy sniping people in town for HOURS. They invited us to hang out and we did for a bit, but it was so damn boring. So I told them to hang out while I baited people into the open. I went and killed a bunch of zombies with construction gear on, stole it, gathered up different kinds of construction equipment (shovels, pick axes, hammers, etc.) Then I sorted it all out on the ground, took me about 15 minutes. And then waited for people to come near the area. As soon as I saw someone I’d tell “HEY! You can’t be in here without the proper protective equipment! What are you thinking!? Get over here and put this gear on!” 9 people in an hour ran up and started changing into hard hats and reflective vests. Then I’d be like “So what kind of laborer are you? You like turning big rocks into Little Rock’s, or big trees into small trees?” Then depending on what tool they picked up I’d have them go preform a task for about five minutes out in the open where the snipers could hit them after they had made a complete fool of themselves, and our buddies were ready to puke from laughing so hard watching me point at trees around the area for them to cut down. After a little while they were asking “where did you come up with this shit!? I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! This is awesome!” And as much as I wanted to take total credit, I linked them to your channel, and now you have 5 new subscribers 😂😂😂

[@therealbenjaminfranklin8809]

Dane was executing the "meat on a stick" part so well 😂 This is the funniest video i've seen in a while 👌

[@moonshinepz]

This is the reality of running a cafe in the summer in Cornwall. Lightsticks on the tables for candles cracked me up and the "its part of the process, moisture from the concrete...." that guy was a star.

[@Lord.Chadsworth]

Nice to see somebody else from Cornwall on here, its been absolutely mental this year, this episode was a nice calm break compared to the 2021 corniche summer lol

[@moonshinepz]

@@Lord.Chadsworth "Are you Friendly?" "No, I'm Cornish" 🤣

[@TheAssistant88]

the dane was hilarious hes perfect for the fresh spawn team

[@FellowshipOfTheAviatorZ]

He's got a knack for following orders. Carrying out said orders on the other hand... nevertheless all-around good dude. Im just glad they hung with Reverend for a while. Quality content all around.

[@jamesparrott2073]

Agreed. Bring him back

[@highc9977]

That sound effect when Dane jumps had me laughing 😂

[@atlas8414]

Been long since i laughed like that alone 😂

[@covodex516]

*lookadadat!*

[@ryanetbainter]

Man ever since I’ve found yall I can’t stop watching… now I’m ready every Monday and Thursday watching like it’s one of my tv shows! Keep going and you guys will no doubt be one of the top DayZ channels! Also don’t be scared to try other games! Don’t want to bore yourselves or overplay the game to the point you don’t enjoy it anymore! Thank you for all the videos I need a dayz channel like this in my life

[@jeffbeaird747]

I don’t know what it is but this is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time, great job guys

[@LucrativeLeejay]

"There's tons of food here " ...two bananas 😂😂🤣🤣 crying with laughter this is as good as the first. The carnage on the floor 😅

[@supremetheone2118]

the end was gold… 🤣 that dude was funny as hell…

[@vince.6503]

That ending was perfection “whoa look at that *splat*”

[@fitzer8835]

“Troubles coming” then they get completely bashed 😂😂😂

[@P-body85]

Another great one! The ending was awesome!

[@mindydosztan139]

That shot man this is the funniest shit I have seen in a while I watched that flip and splat like 20 times just rewinding it back again and again and again 😂 🤣 😭 💀 😅 I'm dead I was laughing so hard

[@DayZnomadness]

its only one place to go to see two million hour dudes make the the same game different almost every time.. Cheers dudes!

[@Acrasiahh]

Dane planting after the car flip made me wake up the house laughing 🤣🤣

[@d4rmthai.e536]

Sameee bro😭

[@rickybrown9482]

You guys are awesome! I couldn't stop laughing at the ending. Hilarious. Keep em coming

[@freyajohnson5341]

oh my god! dane! "oh whooa look at dat! SPLAT! Hahaha I almost pee'd myself! What an amazing video!

[@jaebae5706]

I just finished watching this and man so funny . I been working none stop but def funny stuff I miss catching your lives

[@deathhand1654]

If I play my life will be fresh spawns to do as u will☠️❤️

[@oliveranthony-sparholt5113]

Your content is the very best and most exquisite, Dayz, that i know of

[@nellzbs2ja]

He thought his brum sick was guna make him fly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@Peglesss]

‘Meat on a stick’ ‘What the fuck is he saying?’ 😂

[@the_n_pass5086]

Can’t wait! It’ll be a good video like always

[@TroutBoneless]

"our delicious british cuisine" we got bread soup, toast sandwich, and bread pudding!

[@EastOrlandoFlorida]

To be honest, I miss the heck out of Yorkshire puddings 😋

[@TheOneAndOnlyDaan]

1 human steak… burned, and a glass of petrol please.

[@winstonchurchill5731]

Can't believe you met Reverend the priest that's my guy

[@tedbundy7649]

I Wonder If Any Of Them Would Let Me Treat Them Out To A Nice Dinner Like You Guys Did!?

[@leesaunders1930]

the time isn't right Ted, the horror is still fresh in the mind of some folks.

[@Montana1989]

The state of the restaurant by the end was hilarious.

[@forthemanynotthefew5243]

This and the Elektro shop are hilarious :D

[@La_Muertx_PR]

Freshies forming gangs to take over a shop (fun) While gear players just waiting for players to pass by and take their stuff (boring)

[@yxzuk9214]

Gonna be another banger

[@terencec.8975]

I could not stop laughing at the absolute horror seen 🤣

[@ryanlikeshiking]

Binge watching this channel, you guys are hysterical

[@JamesDavis-cf4bb]

Checking downstairs was a good move.

[@loganhazelhurst8136]

Love y’all, enjoying the server as well!

[@ArtemisClydefrog]

I've been craving another store video! We need one called George Jon and Beyond, for all your Dayz needs.

[@TheCypressbill]

Hang on ill just check downstairs 🤣

[@blackrooster455]

Another great video lads love the banter

[@scooterking136]

15:17 the cycle of life

[@MORDsWorld]

Sorry going to be 2 bussy playing your server 😁

[@iankennedy4116]

The guy on the door 😂😂😂

[@cams.2083]

Lmao. Thx guys. Good to laugh like that.

[@iconcanvas2303]

NICE! Let the laugh's begin.

[@jamesmabry5658]

man you guys make me laugh so hard

[@StephenKazumi]

did not expect rev to show up!

[@Njc_Gage]

Dane is my spirit animal

[@johnnystash6566]

Funny as.... top content guys, only found you a week or so ago and love watching vids.

[@chillymonkeys7772]

Absolute madness this was 🤣🤣

[@ImKyro]

im hungry

[@godspeed231280]

Gawd damn you Dane, way to go! Good episode boys! 👍🏻

[@alexferguson7592]

I laughed so hard at this i love the contant

[@brucecamparmament3728]

OMG Reverend! I didnt recognize him without his dress and helmet!

[@darktuna420]

Been waiting all day to watch this.. just pulled an 8 hour Stream, myself. Starting nowwww 😁

[@jjones503]

Dane, you shall be remembered for what they said about you, more so than your own actions.

[@MrBallardbuddy]

Gotta eat to keep your strength 💪

[@Xr1zs_1]

Bro try do a dayZ trap base

[@Shadow-ud5tl]

(POTENTIAL VID IDEA) I’ve not fully thought this out but some way knock people out and then pretend you’re the ones who saved them and continue this for aslong as you can also nice vid

[@greengrilla8408]

Looks like some people going to haveing some lovely steaks today nom nom haha 😄 keep up the good work guys

[@KingKunta.]

you guys are such english c**** I love it lmao

[@ee-hp6qm]

You guys need the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mod For DayZ!

[@DokturPlague]

AWWWWWW LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! AND LOVE TO SEE MY FRIEND REVEREND WITH YOU GUYS!!!! 🧡❤️

[@renephilipps6422]

23:46 🤣🤣🤣

[@seanmcbride2003]

best cooks in chernarus

[@DavidThackerMusic]

So frickin funny good lord 🤣

[@robinraphael]

wow look at that ...splat Dane you will be missed

[@trigas55]

Whoa,look at that!, splat Nice vid ,you guys are the best

[@acearmy8124]

Hopefully I’ll be remembered when y’all are super big

[@Ruudiii]

Why is there always a Chris in your videoes? Hahha, loved it

[@maxkistner5095]

Serious question do you guys like have other friends to do these bits with? Is it a role play server? Or are you seriously that lucky and find cool people all the time? Or is this like 50hours or recording edited into 20 minutes? It seems genuine mostly

[@FreshSpawns]

Just busy servers and hope for fun people 👍

[@darrenoleary762]

This one was good guys. Going through some tough times at the mo, you guys are the only ones who make me laugh properly. I’ll give you my prime sub thingy as soon as I work out how, never used it before

[@FreshSpawns]

Hang in there Darren! Things will get better for sure! 🧡 we aren't going anywhere so you'll always have us 😂 We appreciate any and all support for the channel! Hopefully see you at the stream tomorrow! 🤜🤛

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

cookies are potatos lol

[@Nathan-uv8hy]

we got a special on yaya meat like wagyu ? yeah lmao

[@Nathan-uv8hy]

The ending as well had me rolling

[@SoySaucing]

I was just sayin i needed a new fresh spawns vid too

[@bennichols3857]

Legends guys

[@roblogan6300]

Blended pizza... I know a certain Rev3rend that did that on stream.lol classic

[@rev3rend816]

Never again

[@MookieMerkk]

RIP Dane

[@stealthpasty240]

You guys had Reverend in your video! Haha

[@sunfresh79]

This is going to be HILARIOUS!!!

[@FellowshipOfTheAviatorZ]

Say .com! Say .com! Lol

[@Hrothgar87]

Awe.. rev!

[@SharpWelder651]

The end! ...ok who want a Dane on a stick now?

[@user-yc9hr5ls3r]

Whooah look at that … splat 23:40 has me dying

[@t.r.4496]

That sounded like Reverend that runs with Gekofish, I could be wrong but I believe it is.

[@rev3rend816]

Twas me

[@t.r.4496]

Awesome!

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

Aw The Rev3rend the legend and genuinely nice guy always in a dress and normally a Moto Helmet

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

And yes he is a REAL Reverand

[@rev3rend816]

such kind words..

[@Joby-k4u]

Dane for MVP!! 🤣😂 The end tho.. fabulous.

[@jackchapman3533]

Oooooowwww this is going to be good can’t wait for this one bro’s

[@MattChoo93]

Can I offer you a drink, oh yes do you have any....no. What's your name, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah? Yeah. That was a bit dramatic..yeah must've been a banana peel on the floor. Gahd I love your videos haha. I'm dying rn.

[@rorygillmore6555]

I like how even the British can't compliment their own "cuisine" without having some sarcastic giggles lol "I think they cut hands off in this country" Lmao ruthless I love how the simps just gravitate to this stuff and just make the worst cringe attempts at joining in on the joke. 😂

[@rossuk1515]

highlight of the week this :)

[@covodex516]

this is still by far your funniest video ever, Dane and especially the last part with *"lookadadat"* *splat* had me rolling. the whole video reminds me of the good old Arma II DayZ mod days.

[@philliplumpkin6369]

Dis gonna be a good one keep it boys

[@DragonSpawn4Twenty]

Those pesky trouble makers, stealing food, complaining. 'Have a sledge to the face!'..

[@SoySaucing]

Ayeeee ive been sitting here for hours for this to come out!

[@di-.-ib]

Sourced Locally!

[@ivanrodriguez8966]

Got a special on Yaya 🍖 Dude, that had me rolling! Well done guys. That was hilarious!

[@collinbrooks6513]

Do a well trap

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

If there is no silly Bartering at this Bizarre Bizarre stall mud hut, shop. I'm outty LOL

[@renephilipps6422]

I said it once and will say it again : Make a coop-session with SourSweet ;) Love your content ❤